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[weepingwillowwonder]

Horny Hazbin Hotel Thoughts: NSFW AHEAD [Minors DNI! 🔞] -> -> ->

Val x Reader x Vox

[EDIT: Full fic is here!!! PART 1 ; PART 2]

Short Summary:

It's well known that Valentino doesn't do aftercare. So after your "escapades," he usually quickly dresses himself and makes his leave or makes you leave. In these moments, Vox usually picks up the slack...

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Reader gets called into val's office. He teases them, puts them on his desk and fucks their thighs. It seems like they won't get to finish but he fingers them to completion and then send them to Vox - "You know how busy it is, yeah? Be good and go find Voxxy, I'm sure he'll want to see you~"

All you want is to be held, but right now you know you won't get that from Val, he's already busy getting back to work. So you wordlessly make your way to Vox's office. Someone alerts you that they're finishing a meeting, so you sit on the floor outside his office to wait for him to return. "Dolly..?" He speaks softly to you, already knowing what you're here for. You both enter his office and find yourself being pulled into another lap for the second time today, only this time he just holds you. He tries to be gentle with you, tries to just hold you...but when you hold onto him like you need him and press yourself into him, he gives in and gives you what you need. He'd talk about watching the cameras while you and Val were together and fuck you in his office but takes you home afterwards.

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♡ I actually wrote an entire fic based on this summary last night. But at 2am when I went to post it, somehow there was an error and it deleted the whole thing 😵‍💫..SOOOO, when I'm done being pissy about that, I'll rewrite it~

♡Also learned a valuable lesson: to write my drafts elsewhere and THEN upload! Who knew! 🤔🫠

[jamiesfootball]

🌹🌹

He'd never had Jamie over before. Not properly. Only in passing, on their way to or from training, a quick, Stand there while I grab Phoebe’s bag. Don’t touch my key bowl. Quit making eyes at the Deliveroo driver — it ain’t for you. He regretted that now. He’d put it off so long that it both seemed like it shouldn’t be a big deal and also felt like a massively huge fucking deal, when all it should’ve been was him telling Jamie, “Take your shoes off first.”

[name-doggo]

Are you gonna do art fight this year? :3

YES YES- I JUST NEED TO FINISH MY OC REFERENCES I SWEAR I'M ALMOST DONE‼️

[nattousan]

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

[iamthetruestrepairman]

is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

[vimbry-moved]

[bugsinthebayou]

cunty sukuna

[twentythousandvolts]

early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

[chocolate-to-the-party]

pov you’re on tumblr for halloween:

[fagbearentertainment]

[demadogs]

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

[orcposts]

do not go gentle into that good night

[staffs-secret-blog]

[the-elder-polls]

appalachia is devastated. towns i loved, towns i visited all the time, are gone. not damaged, GONE. they are leveled to the ground. there is nothing left but rubble and ruin. people are dead. appalachia is poor to begin with and relies on tourism for a lot of its income, and multiple of those tourist locations are just...gone.

my town is okay, but it's flooded and wrecked. trees are blocking all but one way out of our neighborhood. power lines are hanging limp in the roads. we've been without power for over 24 hours and will continue to be without power for likely another 24+. disabled people and poor people are GOING to die from this. gods save appalachia.

[climbingthefloors]

obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world