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[jamiesfootball]

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He'd never had Jamie over before. Not properly. Only in passing, on their way to or from training, a quick, Stand there while I grab Phoebe’s bag. Don’t touch my key bowl. Quit making eyes at the Deliveroo driver — it ain’t for you. He regretted that now. He’d put it off so long that it both seemed like it shouldn’t be a big deal and also felt like a massively huge fucking deal, when all it should’ve been was him telling Jamie, “Take your shoes off first.”

[name-doggo]

Are you gonna do art fight this year? :3

YES YES- I JUST NEED TO FINISH MY OC REFERENCES I SWEAR I'M ALMOST DONE‼️

[bugsinthebayou]

cunty sukuna

[orcposts]

do not go gentle into that good night

[climbingthefloors]

obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[bovineblogger]

good bye

[twentythousandvolts]

early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

[sexygaywizard]

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

[slutdge]

could you imagine trying to navigate this bar drunk, this is the 9th circle of hell

[punkitt-is-here]

"It took me TWO years to finish this sketch book!" Well that's cuz you're not fuckin sketching. Those are fully painted pieces dawg that's a renderedbook. I've gone through four sketchbooks in my off time this year alone I just draw stupid faces and shit for fun. pussy up like the rest of us and start drawing stick figures with guns

[regina-cordium]

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

[cometcrystal]

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

[terramythos]

i forgot a crucial part of pet ownership: bothering that animal a little

[willinghands]

i think r/BenignExistence is my favorite subreddit 🥲 i love these pleasant little glimpses into strangers' lives