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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

This year's Orktober slate is a treat and really, really old.

Orc Girls on Roller Skates and a couple of '97 Shoota Boys. There's also a Gorkamorka-era Truck, not pictured.

Orc Girls on Roller Skates with Uzis was a set made by Dark Horse Miniatures back in 1985. These and several others tied into an RPG called "Excursion into the Bizarre," which I have zero experience with. Dark Horse is mostly remembered for producing the first-ever licensed product for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in 1984. By 1987, Dark Horse was sold to Goldring which also promptly went out of business.

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A headbutt is a spiritual experience for an ork and I think that’s beautiful

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elizabeth Warren said that bitch had it coming. btw

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If there are any fine centaur ladies out there who wanna ditch their husbands and get with a REAL man like me...

Im sorry. We can't do that. I refuse to be a homewrecker.

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R at :] -> 🐀

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wearing a bra can help. if you don't have boobs, you can use socks to stuff it

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

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waving my freak flag at half mast to indicate there has been a pervert tragedy

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have you considered that the air fryer has it fuckin comin

left my kid alone with the orc tribe for thirty minutes and they trained him in the Way Of The Brute. he's already smashed the heirloom VCR and is making his way toward the air fryer.

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i love you orc, and, orc i love you

me introducing my friend named "i love you" to the tribe

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The devil shivers when a chill ogre steps out from his cave

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btw goblins and kobolds talk to each other through a complex interwoven network of cups and strings, if u even care

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btw goblins and kobolds talk to each other through a complex interwoven network of cups and strings, if u even care

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i miss orc

i miss my wife anon. i miss him a lot

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Pride Orks commission

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🪄 lingwizard Follow

Magilinguistics and magiconlinguistics are so underrated. The idea that the specific language and syntax used to cast a spell can alter the efficiency and flow of a spell is amazing; it’s honestly infuriating how many people, including many mages, think Latin is the only valid conjuring language even though glossolalia is a WELL-DOCUMENTED PHENOMENON. I use many other languages in various spells and it’s really fun. Would recommend.

🪶 featherspells Follow

YOU CAN DO THAT? YOU CAN TRANSLATE LATIN SPELLS INTO A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE AND THEY’LL WORK!?! EVEN YOUR NATIVE LANGUAGE?!

🌱 gandalfbignaturals Follow

Yeah, welcome to the club! Using your native language isn’t recommended for summoning forces from other realms, though. The portals tend to collapse if you do that.

🗝️ keytomychest Follow

Wait wait wait, I just consulted my familiar about this, is magiconlinguistics modifying or inventing an entire language to optimize your magic? Because that sounds like something both extremely commendable and also batshit insane.

🌳 druid-ruin Follow

Yeah, that’s basically exactly what it is. We’re surprisingly pretty chill. I mean, except for that one time where someone hyper-optimized Taikureiden Suomen Kieli V5 to create the first, and most dangerous, known instance of the Everything-Damage Fireball spell, but we usually don’t talk about that.

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Ah, Taikureiden Suomen Kieli, the most absolutely broken magilang to ever exist. Go Finland, give us more fucked-up spells!

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wait, the Everything-Damage Fireball is REAL? I thought you guys were joking.

🌳 druid-ruin Follow

We WERE joking. ONCE.

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on one hand, this is really cool and all, but on the other hand, i'm scared of what this can do. However, on the secret third hand, i kinda wanna modify a language to make demonic creatures physically sick upon hearing it, cause i wanna do a little trolling.

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Grand Mage Amara Lightningchain coming up with the idea for the Volapük Silananazunik experiments be like:

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hold on let me look something up

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wh. what the fuck

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Before hooking up with someone tell them “i’m… kinda weird down there. Like… you know in a lord of the rings type of way” and then refuse to elaborate