Well, word around the saloon is that one particular patron isn't just coming for the drinks. Another older gent. Equally impressive mustache. Seems to enjoy ordering the drinks more than actually drinking them. If you pick up what I'm putting down.
Too bad Gus is way too invested in his business. I dunno if he's modest or just oblivious-
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I've said too much. I have to go. We never spoke. 🏃♀️💨
do you ever just … picture a whole scene, a whole fanfiction in your head, you know how to place every single word of the english dictionary that you need (or your language dictionary), you know how to structure your sentences, you know just what your characters are going to say to each other and then… and then you just open microsoft word.
Imagine the only purpose you have in this life, the only reason you were born is to be king. That’s it, that’s all you have. IS TO BE KING. You were told from childhood that you one day would rule England after your mother. So you wait and wait. You wait for 59 YEARS. Because your 96 year old mother hasn’t carked it yet. THEN she finally kicks the bucket, you’re finally king at 73 years old. Congratulations. Your life purpose has finally happened. But not even two years in ASS CANCER beats you. What a life huh?
Due to a mixture of Disney advertising the Book of Bill as being 18+ and also Billford shippers flourishing, I was very disappointed when I read it and it was more of a 13+ book and didn't contain a 60 page long graphic sex scene with Bill and Ford. (Joking. The book was good)
Do you guys ever think Marcille got freaky thoughts about chimera falin?
Especially when she ripped her shirt off. Do you guys think she would be dreaming about freaky stuff that night?
She wakes up and is all like sweaty and they're all like "had a nightmare again? Damn. Rip." And she nods but she was thinking about the feather tiddies
At first I was baffled that WoTC is advertising the next D&D Player's Handbook as "the largest PHB ever" as a selling point when such a large chunk of the fandom takes a weird sense of pride in acting like rules only ever get in the way of storytelling.
But it makes perfect sense when you realize that those people think "roleplaying" is when you ignore game mechanics and the more game mechanics you're ignoring the better at roleplaying you are. So more rules to ignore = better roleplaying experience.