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adreamofbutterflies · 1 year ago
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It hurts whenever I do this
—@dazaii-osamuu
.. which is what, exactly?
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demonking-of-salvation · 1 year ago
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What are your thoughts on fans shipping you with yoo joonghyuk
It's, uh...
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inonigirilanguage · 1 year ago
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meow
Meow?
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catmask · 9 months ago
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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
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corviiids · 1 month ago
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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.
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teaboot · 2 months ago
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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this
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Whereas the reality is far more like
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songsofwaterandnight · 2 months ago
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No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-
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pirateprincessjess · 3 months ago
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“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo
I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.
You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….
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yuttikkele · 5 months ago
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hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock
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abdalsalam2000 · 7 months ago
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The ceasefire agreement was reached and joy is floating among the Palestinian people
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adreamofbutterflies · 1 year ago
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You are a doctor, so you must know the answer: Are glowstick safe to eat??? I really want to try one....
The answer is obviously no... You shouldn't
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demonking-of-salvation · 1 year ago
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Who’s your favorite constellation? It’s me, right?
[Constellation ‘Demon-like Judge of Fire’ is smiling hopefully]
[You have been gifted 10,000 coins]
(Not a bribe)
Ah... Uh huh, definitely you, yes
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inonigirilanguage · 1 year ago
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Nom nom nom
...Hm?
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amartworks · 11 months ago
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had a fun experience on the subway the other day
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ask-anything-polls · 1 month ago
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You have just been magically transported into a random ao3 fic!
Spin the wheel of ao3 tags three times to find out what your fic is about. Put in the tags what your fic tags are!
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