#“they must be gods!”

[frayazicat]

"Foghorn, you must remember who you ARE."

The image fades away in a gust of wind, leaving Foghorn Leghorn confused. Why did he have the sense that somewhere, sometime, that moment would have been a perfect moment for dramatic music?

Wait - what was music again?

Oh, well. It doesn't matter much. What does is that he's hungry, and everyone knows that you're not you when you're hungry.

He clucked his beak and turned away, looking for something to gobble up.

..What was he just thinking about?

(In the house, under the sound of tinkling cutlery, a family of four conversed with each other as they ate.

"Is this chicken?" One of the children asked while biting into a piece of fried meat. "It's good, where'd you get it, Dad?"

"Is it from KFC?"

"Nope," Replied the father. He spooned his mashed potatoes and peas together and raised them up to his mouth for a bite, "Home-grown.")

[lotrmusical]

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

[warcrimesimulator]

I hate how acknowledging unfairness in the world is seen as "childish". Maybe children are right. I don't think you should be proud of the fact that you've become complacent with the state of your miserable existence and took on this loser "it is what it is" mentality. Things can be better.

[rapidashrider]

The agonising feel when a character tag is full of shipping that you Simply Do Not Vibe With. The solution is, naturally, to keep scrolling. But the wince, the WINCE.

[marfian]

So act 3 huh

[burntmaplesyrup]

[queen-morgana91]

Katara is so REAL for this :D

[starii-void]

going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with

-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)

-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)

-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)

-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)

-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)

-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)

-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)

-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran

-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy

-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre

-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

It's just guys night talk! Don't worry about it!

(Read Tiger Tiger and shake this man awake so he can finish that thought!)

[time-woods]

guy doesnt know what pins n needles are

( part1-2/? ?)

(start) (<next part>)

[moeitsu]

Hugh Jackman was made for the female gaze

[marxistgnome]

Memes shared by kids who grew up on starships I think they should have sea scout/land scout beef with kids that grew up on Starbases

[nonipunssif]

Can we talk about THIS Scenes from chapter 3?

"You look beautiful honey"

[rika-mortis]

Bonus:

[floweroflaurelin]

I’mma sing you a sacred psalm

On your knees, pray along…

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We did a Hatchetfield marathon recently and my decade-long on-again off-again Starkid obsession came ROARING back!! Grace Chasity was designed to appeal to everything I love to paint, so naturally here I am ✨

[dadvans]

the silliest fandom problem to have is curating my online space so carefully and so vigilantly that when mentions of a truly delusional post break containment and intrigue me, i have to use quantum physics and enter the fifth dimension just to find that post because i want to have a vicious little popcorn moment