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frayazicat · 4 months ago

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"Foghorn, you must remember who you ARE."

The image fades away in a gust of wind, leaving Foghorn Leghorn confused. Why did he have the sense that somewhere, sometime, that moment would have been a perfect moment for dramatic music?

Wait - what was music again?

Oh, well. It doesn't matter much. What does is that he's hungry, and everyone knows that you're not you when you're hungry.

He clucked his beak and turned away, looking for something to gobble up.

..What was he just thinking about?

(In the house, under the sound of tinkling cutlery, a family of four conversed with each other as they ate.

"Is this chicken?" One of the children asked while biting into a piece of fried meat. "It's good, where'd you get it, Dad?"

"Is it from KFC?"

"Nope," Replied the father. He spooned his mashed potatoes and peas together and raised them up to his mouth for a bite, "Home-grown.")

#i #i am so sorry #this was supposed to be a funny little reference #and somehow it turned a little horrifying at the end there??#have fun with this mild little horror story #wait you know what?#this is just Chicken Run but the chickens are stupid and don't wanna leave #which...is still terrifying when you think about it #little chicken cult #“ah yes we are being taken care of!”#“they must be gods!”#“heyyyy where's geoffrey?”#“who?”#“idk i thought there was a guy named geoffrey around here”#“what's a geoffrey?”#“idk...food?”#“FOOD”

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lotrmusical · 8 months ago

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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

#was calling beckett and scouring the works of eliza cook looking for lesbianism #good amounts of lesbianism in evidence but unfortunately very little in the way of good poetry #APART from this worm one which DOES NOT MISS #eliza cook #is there a thriving eliza cook tag on tumblr. somehow i doubt it #the hand of the giant and the heart of the brave / must turn weak and submit to the worm and the grave!#not an original theme ofc but GOD the treatment is delightful. so fresh so gleeful some rlly nice use of sound. rlly solidly constructed #words #gay belligerence

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warcrimesimulator · 11 months ago

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I hate how acknowledging unfairness in the world is seen as "childish". Maybe children are right. I don't think you should be proud of the fact that you've become complacent with the state of your miserable existence and took on this loser "it is what it is" mentality. Things can be better.

#Maybe it's the 'tism but I've never lost my childlike rage.#If suffering is what reality is supposed to be then I must strike down God and pull the heavens here to Earth

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rapidashrider · 1 year ago

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The agonising feel when a character tag is full of shipping that you Simply Do Not Vibe With. The solution is, naturally, to keep scrolling. But the wince, the WINCE.

#ship what you want #but my god #the STRENGTH I must have #anyway go forth and bless what brings you joy #(but also you are wrong about it)

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burntmaplesyrup · 2 months ago

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queen-morgana91 · 7 months ago

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Katara is so REAL for this :D

#avatar the last airbender #atla #katara #aang #kataang #She's dating the equivalent of a god in their world #damn right she must let everyone know he's taken LMAO #especially with aang's fangirls 😭

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starii-void · 5 months ago

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going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with

-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)

-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)

-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)

-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)

-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)

-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)

-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)

-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran

-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy

-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre

-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever

#shit's crazy #theyre basically living history #percy is kinda the new hercules except less macho manly man #'oh who's killed this guy before' 'percy jackson'#like can you imagine playing capture the flag with rhese bastards #ur scaling the wall and you see these mfs make it up there in like 2 jumps #they arent allowed to be in the same team for any of the games because you KNOW theyd beat everyone else's asses #people are fighting to have percy on their team #not to mention the gods that just pop in for a visit every now and then #like at this point the fact that DIONYSUS is their camp counselor isnr even that surprising anymore #some scrawny teen dude shows up and will's just 'oh hey dad'#'YOU MEAN APOLLO????' 'yeah lol he just visits sometimes'#pretty much everyone there has survived at least one war #the background characters must feel hella overshadowed bcs what does it matter if u won a game when the guy in the cabin across has like #saved the world. 3 different times. like wtf #pjo books #leo valdez #trials of apollo #lester papadopoulos #pjo fandom #percy jackson #grover underwood #nico di angelo #annabeth chase #pjo hoo toa #heroes of olympus #piper mclean #chiron #camp half blood #pjo text post

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months ago

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It's just guys night talk! Don't worry about it!

(Read Tiger Tiger and shake this man awake so he can finish that thought!)

#tiger tiger #remy bonnaire #jamis arlesi #Comics I meant to post a week ago but I have been...extraordinarily sleepy.#Remy is the ultimate yearner and he is about to explode...these last few updates have had the Tigers discord in a vice grip.#We all knew he was going to say something that would devestate Remy.#But this??? This near confession? “I wish you would look at me like that?”#If I was Remy...well yeah I probably would also just lay in bed. Awake. Pondering and internally exploding.#But ough...the agony...his heart had settled on loving this man from afar and now...now he wonders. If it doesn't have to be so.#The boys are fighting (internally and with themselves).#If you haven't red Tigers yet but are reading this: What else must I do to convince you? Draw more men's tits?#God! If I must [I shake my head at an empty audience] I can't believe I'm being forced to do this!

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time-woods · 2 months ago

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guy doesnt know what pins n needles are

( part1-2/? ?)

(start) (<next part>)

#gravity falls #stanford pines #bill cipher #billford #he doesnt really knowhow to construct a humanform so his nerves are a bit fucked #bitch decided that 'oh you made mefeel funny so im gonna play with your emotions now'#ford is more so interested in bill as a creature ratherthan an god being in this world so hes just studying her #cue the date #(it willbe next)#why must he make everything a competition

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moeitsu · 3 months ago

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Hugh Jackman was made for the female gaze

#ohhh my god he can’t be real #i must be ovulating #Hugh Jackman #hugh jackman wolverine #Wolverine #deadpool and wolverine #Logan Howlett #logan howlett x reader

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marxistgnome · 2 years ago

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Memes shared by kids who grew up on starships I think they should have sea scout/land scout beef with kids that grew up on Starbases

#star trek #ds9 #tng #wesley crusher type kids need more representation #it must be such a weird environment to go up in like cool but weird #like wheres that post about wesley being the weirdest kid in starfleet cos they're talking about a specific procedure and hes like #ha yeah reminds me of when the first officer got god like powers and aged me 10 years #that but every starship kid in every situation #yeah i grew up on one of yhe ships that prevented that romulan invasion i was playing dom jot on my padd at the time tho so i didn't notice

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nonipunssif · 1 month ago

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Can we talk about THIS Scenes from chapter 3?

"You look beautiful honey"

#the amazing digital circus #MY GOD #THAT MAKES IT MORE DEPRESSING 😭#Having memories of your dead wife in a Lovecrafrian being must be hard #My baby has trauma #kinger tadc #kinger my beloved #tadc kinger #kinger x queenie #tadc queenie #kinger #Queenie

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floweroflaurelin · 5 months ago

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I’mma sing you a sacred psalm

On your knees, pray along…

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We did a Hatchetfield marathon recently and my decade-long on-again off-again Starkid obsession came ROARING back!! Grace Chasity was designed to appeal to everything I love to paint, so naturally here I am ✨

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rika-mortis · 2 months ago

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Bonus:

#fairly oddparents #fairly oddparents a new wish #fop a new wish #the fairly oddparents #timmy turner #denzel crocker #aj #fop aj #fop #a new wish #fairly odd parents a new wish #fairly odd parents #my art #fanart #I have plenty more ideas to draw for this au so hopefully I could get most of these done before my next semester starts #On one hand it's good that Timmy possibly didn’t become obsessed with finding his fairy godparents after witnessing firsthand what it did t #But at the same time it must sting for them to hear their former godkid outright deny your existence ngl #Also it's 5 am over here rn I really need to sleep oh god

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dadvans · 5 months ago

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the silliest fandom problem to have is curating my online space so carefully and so vigilantly that when mentions of a truly delusional post break containment and intrigue me, i have to use quantum physics and enter the fifth dimension just to find that post because i want to have a vicious little popcorn moment

#this is abt the buddie post #still haven’t found it but god does it sound wild #fandom #whenever i step outside the fandom bower i’ve made from love in my heart into someplace like 911 reddit #my ass gets blown out of there team rocket style in a cool 3 minutes #bowen yang voice must eliminate toxic in community

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wazzi2ya · 9 months ago

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Alastor: *Gets down on one knee*

Lucifer: Oh my god, it's finally happening!

Alastor: *Falls over*

Lucifer: The poison is kicking in

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #radioapple #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #appleradio #duckiedeer #has this one been done yet #bonus point for the poison apple joke #also isnt it funny how luci still says by god and stuff like that. like in the show must go on #cant take the heaven out of the fallen angel and so on and so forth

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