#“FOOD”

[matthewsgreybubbles]

Just discovered about that list Matthew has of reasons why you should stay alive.

[frayazicat]

"Foghorn, you must remember who you ARE."

The image fades away in a gust of wind, leaving Foghorn Leghorn confused. Why did he have the sense that somewhere, sometime, that moment would have been a perfect moment for dramatic music?

Wait - what was music again?

Oh, well. It doesn't matter much. What does is that he's hungry, and everyone knows that you're not you when you're hungry.

He clucked his beak and turned away, looking for something to gobble up.

..What was he just thinking about?

(In the house, under the sound of tinkling cutlery, a family of four conversed with each other as they ate.

"Is this chicken?" One of the children asked while biting into a piece of fried meat. "It's good, where'd you get it, Dad?"

"Is it from KFC?"

"Nope," Replied the father. He spooned his mashed potatoes and peas together and raised them up to his mouth for a bite, "Home-grown.")

[correctopinionhaver]

[sailing-ever-west]

graph of what being hungry is like with adhd

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[rioblitzle]

working retail

[liquidstar]

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[bonnieventure]

weirdly enchanted by this

[daily-spooky]

[ghoul-butch]

i love my fans 💚

(for context anon (blank account) is trying to figure out how to misgender me)

[prokopetz]

The real reason your sapient dragon character needs a "rider":

Dragons on the wing are vulnerable to being mobbed by smaller, more agile flyers, particularly in your large rear blind spot, like a bird of prey being mobbed by crows. Having a human armed with a long spear perched on your back helps to dissuade anyone from getting any funny ideas.

Breath weapons are impressive enough on the ground, but in flight they're really only good for strafing stationary targets; trying to use your breath weapon in an aerial dogfight is a good way to get fire up your nose. A real fight calls for sterner measures – and, concomitantly, a crew to aim and reload the cannons.

In today's competitive world, it's not enough to devour a flock of sheep and call it a day if you want to keep your edge. You're accompanied at all times by a qualified personal alchemist tasked with carefully regulating your internal furnace to ensure peak performance, and sometimes you even listen to them.

No dragon of any quality would be caught dead without their valet. It's not as though you can announce your numerous long-winded titles yourself when introductions are called for, can you? You suppose next you'll be expected to pick up the spoils of your conquests yourself, like a common brigand. Perish the thought!

[nando161mando]