#“FOOD”
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Just discovered about that list Matthew has of reasons why you should stay alive.
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"Foghorn, you must remember who you ARE."
The image fades away in a gust of wind, leaving Foghorn Leghorn confused. Why did he have the sense that somewhere, sometime, that moment would have been a perfect moment for dramatic music?
Wait - what was music again?
Oh, well. It doesn't matter much. What does is that he's hungry, and everyone knows that you're not you when you're hungry.
He clucked his beak and turned away, looking for something to gobble up.
..What was he just thinking about?
(In the house, under the sound of tinkling cutlery, a family of four conversed with each other as they ate.
"Is this chicken?" One of the children asked while biting into a piece of fried meat. "It's good, where'd you get it, Dad?"
"Is it from KFC?"
"Nope," Replied the father. He spooned his mashed potatoes and peas together and raised them up to his mouth for a bite, "Home-grown.")
#i#i am so sorry#this was supposed to be a funny little reference#and somehow it turned a little horrifying at the end there??#have fun with this mild little horror story#wait you know what?#this is just Chicken Run but the chickens are stupid and don't wanna leave#which...is still terrifying when you think about it#little chicken cult#“ah yes we are being taken care of!”#“they must be gods!”#“heyyyy where's geoffrey?”#“who?”#“idk i thought there was a guy named geoffrey around here”#“what's a geoffrey?”#“idk...food?”#“FOOD”
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graph of what being hungry is like with adhd
#i still havent eaten i made this graph instead#adhd#audhd#tw food#time blindness#executive dysfunction
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
#she needs to visit so i can take her to a mall#the food court alone will blow her mind#shes like 14 so claire's and/or justice would probably also blow her mind
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#goth#gothic#funny#lol#haha#humor#meme#memes#dank memes#dark humor#tweet#twitter#mental health#cookies#food#baking
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i love my fans 💚
(for context anon (blank account) is trying to figure out how to misgender me)
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On my summer grind
Reblogs appreciated <3
[This is a digital painting, not a photo]
#infinity's bakery#artists on tumblr#art#digital art#digital painting#food#cake#realism#artist#hall of fame
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Inflation is so fucking bad we're fantasizing about stalkers leaving groceries
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#garlic#seeds#seed#agriculture#backyard#gardening#garden#fruit#vegetables#herbs#herb#foods#foodie#foodporn#food photography#foodgasm#food#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government#sesame seeds#chia seeds
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Please help the family of a non-verbal autistic child (who has been losing weight because he only eats certain kinds of food, largely unavailable during this time) leave Gaza!
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I had an upsetting dream last night.
#artists on tumblr#misc comics#comics#minicomic#minicomics#my random art#dreams#butter#cooking#food art#comic#this is what happens when you don't cut the butter into smaller pieces
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