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if i were them i would have NEVER let him live this down <33
#“hey reid—weigh in. do you think we could be dealing with a pair?”#“i dont think we've seen anything to indicate that. what are you thinking?”#“maybe an evil twin and an eviler twin?”#“fuck you morgan”#spencer reid#not fic#criminal minds#criminal minds rewatch#criminal minds s04e02#criminal minds 4x2#the angel maker#sorry for the long alt text for the first gif </3 lot of movement#my gifs#yes i know this fr happens in. like. season 9??#let me be silly
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"who would travel 2 hours* just to go to a forest that's dumb"
ME BITCH!! MERLIN FOREST!!!!
#*it actually took 3 and a half hours because of traffic#nearly broke my ankle on the steps several times but it was WORTH IT#(colin morgan how the fuck did you run through there in those little boots without constantly tripping over and breaking something???)#bbc merlin#merlin#puzzlewood
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I started watching dexter and it’s genuinely wild shit. His inner monologue will be like ‘this would be considered a kind action, if I had a heart. But unfortunately, I feel nothing inside. My chest is an empty cage, with no warmth inside it’ and he’s doing some shit like saving a puppy that almost got run over or something
#when they made him say ‘this donut box is empty.. just like me’ I fucking lost it#‘I’m a sea monster’ dexter what are you doing dude#I’m only on season 1 rn#goober post#dexter morgan#dexter
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I hate when people (usually men on reddit) are like “if you met arthur back then he would murder you for breathing in his existence!” Oh would he? When? Before or after he’s finished doodling bunnies and flowers?
#arthur morgan is the biggest softie#hosea matthews knew this#hes just a big teddy bear#arthur morgan#arthur morgan rdr2#incorrect rdr2#incorrect red dead#incorrect red dead redemption 2 quotes#fuck reddit#he would kill reddit men#after going to his womens rights protest#arthurs for the girls#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#arthur and hosea#dutch van der linde#hoseaisaprotectivedad#young arthur morgan#arthur morgan hournal#he draws hearts next to his crushes name#When a man kissed arthur he literally was just like oh… please dont do that again#so what makes you think he’d murder the rest of us for not being annoying ass white men#Arthur morgan would love everyone#except reddit men#tiredcowboyys shenanigans
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So, I was nosing around the gang's tents and I thought that it was honestly so sweet that so many of them have photographs of themselves or of family right?
Little baby Charles with his parents, a young Susan, young Hosea and Bessie, but then I found something interesting in that pile of junk down the cliff just behind Arthur's tent-
Dutch actually writes notes for his famous camp speeches.
And if you've seen the speech that these notes are referring to, Dutch seemed to simplify it a lot when he recited it, almost dumbing it down for the gang entirely?
Writing notes for an important speech isn't the strange part, but the fact he dumbs them down and that these notes are hidden/thrown away out of sight is really strange to me. It makes me think that this is possibly a rough draft or early version of what he wanted the speech to be, sort of implying that Dutch practices and revises his speeches.
Which, if he ultimately dumbs them down for the gang, then what is the point?
The likely answer is that he holds himself to a higher standard because he feels he's above the gang members, in a way. He's the visionary, the leader, the man in charge, the one who reads philosophy books almost exclusively, to say that Dutch didn't think highly of himself would be a lie. And because the gang is 'below' him, he simplifies his speeches for them - despite majority of the gang being well educated and understanding. He doesn't think that the gang is as intellectual as him.
I made a post previously talking about Dutch and his Evelyn Miller philosophies and how he argues with gang members that don't agree or understand. It's especially interesting how Lenny, also an avid reader, disagrees so strongly with Miller's writings when that's what most of Dutch's philosophies are based on.
It solidifies that Dutch was manipulative from the beginning, and probably long before too.
#“writing notes isn't manipulative 🤨” it isn't the notes itself it's what the notes *imply*#I hope I've made some sense :')#it's fucking fascinating honestly#dutch needs to stroke his own ego so bad that he writes notes just to dumb it all down when reciting#let me know what you guys think <3#I'm not saying this is 100% true or anything it's just what I think about it#mick squeaks#mick rants#mick thinks#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#arthur morgan#dutch van der linde#hosea matthews#bessie matthews#charles smith#susan grimshaw#red dead redemption community#micks pics
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god i love ron perlman
#196#r196#rule#/r/196#r/196#shitpost#shitposting#twitter#ron perlman#fucking die piers morgan you fuck
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I have some things to say…
I’m biting his shoulders, kissing on his neck, dragging my fingers down the muscle of his back, I’m squeezing his ass and trapping him in my legs—I’m moaning in his ear, panting against his mouth, drooling over his lips….
#arthur morgan#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#rdr2 photography#arthur morgan please give me one night i swear i can fix you.#i need him so goddamn bad I’m gripping the sheets#why the fuck is he fictional#i want to fuck a cowboy
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Some very serious warmup doodles from this month with more or less varying quality
#Feh#shitpost#fire emblem heroes#feheroes#grima#grima x summoner#fire emblem#morgan#summoner kiran#The fake twitter one is inspired by a particular narilamb redraw version of the OG meme that was so insanely funny to me I had to do my own#IF you see this OG artist I fucking love your work 🙏💕#The morgan one is also a redraw of a meme photo that was insanely funny to me
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i know insults are merthur's love language, i know that, but god if it still doesn't get me how both of them can make a scathing insult sound so goddamn tender. like, fuck, in the crystal cave when arthur gets hit by that arrow and merlin says: "listen to me, clotpole. i don't care if you die, there are plenty of other princes. you're not the only pompous, supercilious, condescending royal imbecile i could work for. the world is full of them. but i'm gonna give you one more chance." that's a love confession !!!
#sami rambles#colin morgan absolutely bodied that little speech like fuck#don't believe me go and give it a little watch#never have i heard a man down more bad than merlin listing off all of arthur's worst qualities#but he's MY pompous supercilious condescending royal imbecile#YOU FUCKING IDIOTS YOU'RE IN LOVE#bbc merlin#merlin bbc#merlin#merlin x arthur#arthur pendragon#merthur
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DID YOU THINK YOU WERE GOD, BRANDON?
redraw of an old piece i did back in sept 2023, shown below the cut. i apparently forgot to upload it to tumblr when i drew it then.. gg.
ignore the mistake on phillip's pant legs ok. just ignore
#do you know how many times this post failed to fucking post#how many times i had to rewrite the tags#lord have merthy#art#art tag 4 chez only#rope 1948#brandon shaw#phillip morgan#digital#digital art#procreate#alfred hitchcock#classic films#classic movies#old hollywood#artists on tumblr#artist#artist on tumblr#artists of tumblr#artblr#i dont even know what to tag my posts with
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Biblical References in Both RDR games.
I love biblical references so much. When it comes to literature, it's probably my favorite type of symbolism. Like I genuinely get so happy when I connect things to the Bible which is what I'm going to do right now 😊😊 I also like the way that religion is incorporated into RDR as a whole, including the main characters' reaction to it.
So yup, here are just a few references or connections that I was able to make in no particular order.
Also, some of these are complete reaches and I'm aware of that, but fuck it, it's my blog and I do what I want 💪🏼
- The character and tragedy of Issac. In the Bible, Issac is the child of Abraham who is asked to be sacrificed by God by his father as a test of faith. God eventually intervenes to save Issac because he only wanted to test Abraham's faith. Dutch is shown as a God-like figure to the gang, as their devotion is to him. Arthur, indirectly, sacrifices Issac by not being there and by following what Dutch wanted. Arthur, Issac, and Dutch are parallels to Abraham, Issac, and God.
- Leviticus is the book that comes after the book of Exodus. After the gang's escape or exodus from Blackwater after the Blackwater massacre, they are met by Leviticus Cornwall, who becomes the next obstacle for the gang. After the gang's exodus, they get in trouble with Leviticus.
- The image of the deer and a mountain. Psalm 18:32-34 in the Bible says, "It is God who arms me with strength, and makes my way blameless? He makes my feet like deers' feet, and sets me upon my high places." In Arthur's condemnation of Dutch, Micah, and their evil, he becomes steady in his identity and beliefs, like a deer's feet on a mountain, which is where he dies in the end. W symbolism.
- The mission "Sodom? Back to Gomorrah." In the Bible, Sodom and Gomorrah were two cities that were so morally depraved and evil that God decided to destroy the both of them, saying that if there was even one good person in those cities, he'd spare them, but there weren't. In those missions, you also do two evil acts, going from one and then BACK to the other. You rob the bank and then go BACK to collect the debt from Edith Downes. So you finish one evil deed and to straight to the next. This can also show how morally bankrupt Arthur's apathy made him at this point in the game.
- Micah's guns say "Vengeance is hereby mine." This could be a reference to Roman's 12:19 "vengeance is mine sayeth the Lord." Micah's violent nature makes him take his anger out on the world.
- "Your father is seduced by him with the forked tongue. It's no use hoping." The blind prophet to Arthur. Pretty straight forward symbolism, it's a nod to the snake that seduced Eve, just like how Micah manipulates Dutch.
- Dutch walking away from Arthur when he dies and though he realizes his wrong doing and feels shame, his pride forbids him from apologizing or saying he was wrong. This can be a parallel to how Adam and Eve run away from God when they feel shame over believing in the snake, but their pride won't allow them to apologize to God, hence damning them like how Micah damned Dutch.
- There were twelve ACTIVE gang members before the Blackwater massacre. When I mean active, I mean gang members who are canonically consistent (so not uncle, Swanson, Strauss, or the girls) on going on jobs for the gang. Micah, Bill, Javier, John, Hosea, Arthur, Charles, Sean, Lenny, Josiah, Mac and Davey Callender. Christ had 12 disciples and Dutch is portrayed as a savior to the gang, or a Christ like figure. And would you look at that, there is a traitor in both groups of twelve (Micah and Judas).
- Both John and Arthur's graves have scripture from Jesus's sermon on the mountain (Matthew 5:1-12). John's is blessed are the peacemakers and Arthur's is blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness.
- The go back for the money ending. If you go back for the money and have low honor, you'll see that the camp is engulfed in flames as you try to get the money. The fight with Micah is brutal and you die faced down in the dark. This death is an allegory for going to either hell and purgatory as you choose a final evil act of leaving your brother to possibly die just so you can get money as an act of revenge. If you have high honor, you are still surrounded by flames, but you still have a chance at heaven given that you die facing up seeing the light one final time.
- The help John ending has similar connotations. If you have low honor, you die by gunshot and are shrouded in darkness, which can symbolize the absence of God's light and how Arthur's final act couldn't absolve the lack of guilt he feels for the rest of the actions that he KNOWS are evil (click here for a my interpretation of Arthur's morality). In high honor, though, you get to crawl to the mountain side and see the rising sun, symbolizing heaven, warmth, and a new purity.
- In low honor, the coyote goes down to a dark cave, representing damnation and the rejection of holy light. In high honor, the deer steps into a heavenly field of light. Love that so much to be honest.
- Just the very Catholic vibe of Arthur's redemption. Doing good deeds, feeling guilt, all that.
- John's new life is basically this: "Let him who stole steal no longer, but rather let him labor, working with his hands what is good, that he may have something to give him who has need." -Ephesians 4:28. John gives up his old life to be an honest laborer, a rancher, and a proper man.
- The Strange Man in RDR rides on a donkey, which is pretty interesting because Jesus Christ also made his grand entry on a donkey.
- Just the Strange Man in general to be honest. Some say he's God, others say he's the Devil, and others say he's Cain from the Bible, which is my personal favorite theory but whatever.
- Dutch's horse could be a reference to Revelations 6:8- "And I looked, and behold, a pale horse! And its rider's name was Death, and Hades followed him." Dutch's rash actions caused the death of the gang and RDR's incarnate of Hades or Hell was Micah, following him. Dutch is the only one, canonically, to have a pale horse.
- "Am I prepared for eternal damnation? Am I passed any kind of saving? Or is that just fairy tales?" Arthur in his journal. I love this line so much because of its very agnostic nature whilst still showing the Christian mindset of 1899 America. This line also shows that Arthur is canonically agnostic which is a yippee from me because it's like the only thing me and this man have in common lmao 😭
- "Bad news awaits you, sir. Sadly, sooner than you think. But beyond the news, paradise awaits. Paradise.." Blind Man Cassidy to Arthur. Sorry but I just love that. High honor Arthur lived such an awful life but he still has a chance at paradise and heaven? Love that so much.
- God (pun intended), I love biblical symbolism. Couldn't you tell?
#even if you aren't religious#so like me#I'd still recommend reading the bible at least once if you're a fan of western story telling#biblical references are literally EVERYWHERE#and getting them makes me feel like an english professer#and that's a pretty dope feeling#will also recommend reading a more queer affirming version of the bible if you're queer like me#anyways#fucking love biblical symbolism#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#arthur morgan#character analysis#bible verse#bible scripture#biblical references#story analysis#christianity
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ROUND 3: ARTHUR MORGAN (red dead redemption) VS KIRBY (round)
#tournament#now kill#d3#arthur you are going to die so fucking badly#arthur morgan#red dead redemption#rdr#rdr2#arthur rdr2#arthur rdr#kirby#kirby with a knife#what other tag do u need its fucking kribu
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Imagine unknowingly dating a serial killer (also your brothers brother), almost getting murdered by said serial killer, going to therapy to deal with the trauma, getting through 2 sessions before your therapist declares that youre in love with your ACTUAL brother, going through all the stages of denial before finally coming to terms with the fact that you ARE in love with your brother, mustering up the currage to confess but instead catching him in the middle of a homicide because he too, is a serial killer
#debra morgan was gods strongest solider bc WTF i would have just kms#like sorry but im just giving up atp#dexter#dexter morgan#debra morgan#brian moser#also i had to look up if debra and brian were actually related bc i forgot brian had another dad#and i was like 'well good. at least you have that goin for you debs. you fucked a serial killer but at least you didnt fuck your brother'#not that she didnt want to lol#tw inc*st
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Ack, probably missed you being drunk and horny 😜 but a mutual masturbation ficlet with f!reader and Arthur?
Arthur doesn’t think he’s gonna last.
Screw that, Arthur knows he’s not gonna last.
You look like you came right out of a painting; pretty lips parted in a series of moans, back arching off the plush hotel mattress, skin shimmering under the moonlight with a mix of sweat and arousal. Your thighs are spread obscenely wide, leaving room for Arthur to curl his fingers inside you, thumb drawing tight little circles over your clit. He can feel your body trembling from the pleasure his touch brings you, his own hips bucking into your hand, breath leaving already empty lungs when your thumb slides over his tip on the way up. He chooses to retaliate, free hand sliding up your body to gently pinch one of your nipples, making you cry out in a way that has him ache with desire. Your thighs shake as your orgasm washes over you, soaking Arthur’s fingers.
No, Arthur might not last.
But he’ll be damned if you don’t come at least twice before he does.
#i want to bite this ask and shake it between my jaws like a feral animal.#arthur morgan x reader#arthur morgan imagine#arthur morgan smut#arthur morgan fic#rdr2 smut#rdr2 fic#rdr2 imagine#twola#answered#mutuals <3#hotel sex again because arthur would spoil the fuck out of his s/o! you can pry that hc from my cold dead hands
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Sometimes, I'll be doing a mission with Dutch and everything is fine.
Other times, the light will catch his face in a way that makes me seethe.
I get reminded that Dutch got to age, he got to grow grey.
Did Arthur get that chance? Jenny, Mac, Davey, Sean, Kieran, Lenny, Molly? Did any of them get to grow old together?
Why didn't they, Dutch? Why didn't the gang survive? Why didn't they get the promised virgin lands in the west? Why did you outlive them?
Go on, Dutch, go ahead. I'm listening.
#this is incoherent but you just want to shake that man by the shoulders and expose him for what he is#of course I know why everything happened but to dutch it's a different story#I know eventually karma catches up with dutch but the fact he still lived so much longer makes my blood boil#everything will be fine then I will remember that all these people I'm gunslinging with are doomed to fall#dutch van der fucking linde you ruined the one good thing you had#that THEY had#rrrrgh#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#mick squeaks#arthur morgan#dutch van der linde#jenny rdr2#callander boys rdr2#sean macguire#kieran duffy#lenny summers#molly o'shea#red dead redemption 2 spoilers#mick rants
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honestly i don't have a funny little caption for this one which is like my bad for sure but hey return of the king or whatever. god my chaser for the scf should be the lotr movies. much to consider | previous chapter
#in order of appearance:#sasha barkov#luke hughes#jack hughes#marc andre fleury#joel farabee#morgan frost#sidney crosby#mitch marner#auston matthews#leon draisaitl#trevor zegras#matthew tkachuk#elias pettersson#brock boeser#jonas brodin#brock faber#quinn hughes#brady tkachuk#nico hischier#good fucking god also:#mattdrai#1386#brodsfabes#1634#hockey textposts#good god forgot how sinister tagging is every time#images are oddly blurring if you don't click em on my end. can't have shit on scf day
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