#“for science... you monster.”

[jadeluz-official]

Hello, Apple Blossom/Apple Pie/Jolly/Wulie shippers

"Love my Way" - The Psychedelic Furs

[soarrenbluejay]

Supervillains for a community. (Well, except those jerks over in Gotham, insular lot, but they’re they’re one problem) Of course they do- supervillains are a group defined by strong opinions and a willingness to see them through, often with a healthy dash of societal failures and trauma as a catalyst.

The fentons, while not active even on the online message boards, are well known and explosive when they do show up, full of fascinating insights and hours long rants on mad science on hair pin turns courtesy of that ADHD attention span. Bit of the cryptids you feel honored to bump into kind of deal. Besides, like a good quarter of the community as it aged, they’d settled down and had kids (not necessarily in that order) and taken it very seriously! Out in the middle of nowhere, where even the most fearsome government outpost members, the local branch of the IRS, quake before them in fear. Out of the way.

Reveal gone okay-ish, Danny moves to Gotham still to get some air bc now things are Akward and he landed that engineering scholarship which is loads better than any other college would give him with his track record. So- the mysterious Fenton children are finally crawling out of hiding! Everyone is psyched! And roll in to Gotham en masse to witness the fireworks!

Except Danny is Determined To Be Normal. He’s had enough of the throwing himself into harms way shit for a lifetime- he wants to be free to peacefully built Rube Goldberg machines and unintentional increasingly complex bombs to his hearts content. JAZZ, on the other hand- the coveted token Normal One, has finally snapped! She’s watched her baby brother she practically raised throw himself into danger over and over and could do nothing, and now that she’s exposed to this whole network of superheroes outside of small town Amnity, some of those uglier emotions are coming out. And boy is she pissed! And can’t afford to show it much while filing the paperwork to have Arkham legally razed to the ground!

See I love this idea of like, niches in superhero society. A villain the heroes know they can plop their kiddo down with for an exciting afternoon brawl while they take care of a particularly grisly case and come back to a few hours later ranting about some new life lesson and a new move they really want to try. A villain who has a functioning moral compass despite their somewhat batshit long term goal and you can contact to fuck with another villains’s plan so they can laugh at them and you can have an easy afternoon. One who pries up hostile architecture and fills in pot holes, idk man. Get creative here, there’s such potential!

So Jazz becomes a Training villain- someone the heroes know their sidekicks will walk away from in a fight 100% of the time, usually with some new lesson to ponder and only a couple of bruises. Sometimes even snacks!

She also absolutely ambushes mentors to check that they’re worth the kiddo, which they appreciate once they get over being jumped in a dark alley by a 7 foot Amazon trained force of nature. They are not used to being on that side of the jumping, it’s a little unnerving.

(Yes, she low key adopts Shazam upon checking in with him on cursory ‘is the main hero of this city and asshole’ checkin. Yes, the super clones get yoinked out from under Superman’s negligent thumb to go have a blast with Ellie. What about it?)

This however only encourages more assorted weirdos to crawl out of the woodwork. It’s not often one of their own forfeits their potential spot for the running of the coveted Most Normal I Swear prize, but when they do it’s bound to be good! But jazz is off hounding various heroes and punching the faces in of pedophiles and shit whenever there’s no cape within easy reach, and so is a mite bit harder to contact than Danny, who has innocently gotten an apprenticeship under a clockworker for access to their workshop and is gleefully going about doing nerdy shit with great abandon.

Plus this is Gotham. No one gives a shit if someone in the Mad Alchemist uniform and still smoking from their latest experiment pokes their head in a window to bother the local shrimp teen- none of the usual social rules apply, everyone’s crazy here! So everyone drops any and all attempts at masking and just acts their genuine unhinged selves, much to the alarm of the Bats and frustration of Danny.

Bc he cannot get these mfers to go. Away. Even liberal use of the creep stick has little effect when the interloper is calibrated for an opponent with super speed or laser vision or whatever, and he’s trying to maintain his guise as a Normal College Student Do No Investigate.

So he calls in the big guns. He’s not super active in the supervillain kids group chat ever since things in amnity calmed the fuck down post becoming King and then immediately using a loophole that says he will not take the throne until he is grown, as defined by finishing learning his trade a la the medieval standards Pariah set up. So he can just take his sweet ass time with his graduate degree and out of inter dimensional bull shit that much longer! Point is, he hasn’t taken the chance to rant over there in a while, so his Crazy friends are getting a lil worried.

The change to come over and shout at their batshit crazy but (mostly) well meaning parent AND see Danny? Score!

The bats, however, are getting awfully suspicious about this one kid that villains from all over the country are flocking to, especially young and upcoming ones as of recently! And he’s acting his engineering course- all the worst rogues are known to have flown through their PhD studies prior to Cracking. They seem to have a real problem on their hands with this Fenton guy.

[gladosluver]

they should set their differences aside and work together. imagine the horrors they could create

[zarla-s]

the instincts remain...

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[kryptickrow]

"In quantum mechanics, Schrödinger's cat is a thought experiment concerning quantum superposition. In the thought experiment, a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead, while it is unobserved in a closed box, as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur. This experiment viewed this way is described as a paradox." - Wikipedia

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[esoomris]

fun thing about dredge is like. the familiarity of the unknown. like sure the various Horrors are scary when you first encounter them, but soon enough you learn where they are and how to avoid them and like, sure they’re dangerous and sure you don’t fully comprehend them but like. give them a wide berth you’ll probably be fine. which is exactly the mindset that any person who was hired to go fishing for a living in the eldritch nightmare town would end up in. yeah the anglerfish have come up to the surface and their lures are clearly designed for me but like. i’ve got bills.

[monstatron]

“You’re lucky I let you get out alive.”

will post elsewhere in a bit but i finally got this piece done earlier hehe,,, HE’S HEEERE,, really wanted to capture that powerful aura obasi has, even with a grin on his face. he’s a gentle giant at heart, but it doesn’t change that stoic attitude of his 💪

like, obasi has SO much sass it’s wild. he’ll pulls out that attitude when you least expect it— all snappy and brutish wound up into one. GAAH i love him

[fieldworm]

As someone who has a lizard. My favorite part of any Holt and Jackson fanfiction is when they are holding Crossfade. Fic writers. Add more Crossfade NOW.

[peachybytes]

There’s so much you can do with experimentation kinks. There’s the classic hooked up to a fucking machine and coming 24/7 but have you considered. Scientists getting off on the sight of you, dripping and flustered and horny. Watching them touch themselves, smirking, smug, while you’re still strapped to the operating table, groaning but unable to touch yourself. Scientists fucking each other, fondling themselves, fondling you. The general horny, flirty atmosphere at the lab, where cocks are always bulging through pants and nipples always peeking through lab coats. And don’t even get me started on all the aphrodisiacs they’re cooking up (and testing!!)

All in the name of science, of course…!

[scrivnomancer]

Goodnight out there, whatever you are.

[cypherdecypher]

Animal of the Day!

Headless Chicken Monster (Enypniastes eximia)

(Photo by NOAA)

Conservation Status- Unlisted

Habitat- Atlantic Ocean; Pacific Ocean; Indian Ocean

Size (Weight/Length)- 25 cm

Diet- Crustaceans; Benthic sediment

Cool Facts- While this creature has a horrifying name and appearance, it’s simply a swimming sea cucumber. Also called the pink see-through fantasia (which is a way cooler name), these cucumbers travel along the sea floor up to 6,000 meters deep. They eat mostly benthic sediment, essentially the waste product of the ocean ranging from tiny bits of food to fish eggs to literal waste. After feeding, their intestine becomes visible through their transparent skin. Little is known about the headless chicken monster’s way of reproduction due to their difficult to visit home.

Rating- 13/10 (Living life to its fullest.)

Requested by @nannygram

[pandadrake]

Mr. Sims.

The beginning of Dr. O’Hara’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.

Felt like intentionally over-working a b&w sketch featuring the most minor and forgotten of characters. Also weird perspective choices lol.

I was ruminating on how the inciting incident for Spider-man 2099 (1992) was this bit where Miguel puts himself in a position of authority to try to mitigate harm and ends up killing someone (with the machine that later gives him his powers). There’s almost a pattern here. Brundlefly-ified Mr. Sims' mouth isn't actually visible in the comic panels he shows up in, so I took some artistic liberties and gave him the fangs. He already has the red eyes, so why not?

I like when Spider-man stuff leans into the mad science body horror. It's like the little flavor packet in the ramen.

[decepti-thots]

top 10 anime betrayals

[ozzgin]

Ozzy, you are so knowledgeable. I've learned a suprising amount of niche fun facts (that I likely would've never known about otherwise) just by reading your fics! Where do you aquire such arcane knowledge, o great father Ozz?

Now I’m kind of wondering where exactly did I dump my lore to impress you this much, haha.

The generic answer is that I mostly write about things that interest me, or things I studied in college. And I tend to be a little too enthusiastic about whatever I find interesting, so now that I’m writing publicly, I can’t help the urge to insert random snippets, facts and tributes/references.

I’m glad my rambling and oversharing has been well received, anon. If you ever have questions about anything in particular, feel free to ask.

✌︎('ω')✌︎

[victorianvampyr]

Guys is it gay to dig up ur dead gf in an attempt to Frankenstein monster her back to life?

[r0bita]

Laios reminds me of that one tumblr post that listed all the different sciences and whether you could lick the science.