#“evil” barbie

[contemplatingoutlander]

I wasn't expecting the third woman to be appointed as U.S. attorney general to be "Evil" Barbie

Why do so many Republican women in power choose to wear excessive makeup and/or bleach their hair blonde?

Is it that they fear they won't be heard by Republican men unless they also provide sufficient eye candy?

Regardless, it is irksome to me that the third woman to become the U.S. attorney general seems to not only be a Barbie, but to also be an "Evil" Barbie.

It is the "Evil" part that is most troubling, given that Bondi appears to be fully engaged in "weaponizing" the DOJ against Trump's "enemies"--including Trump's "enemies" within the DOJ.

WASHINGTON – The Justice Department has fired all of Jan. 6 special counsel Jack Smith’s staff and is working to “root out” anyone at the department and FBI who it believes doesn’t like President Donald Trump, Attorney General Pam Bondi has confirmed.... in a Monday night [March 3, 2025] interview with Fox News host Sean Hannity. [...] "Everything is on the table, Sean,” Bondi told Hannity. “We're going to look at everything."  [...] “Well, first and foremost, we got rid of the Jack Smith team. Gone. Those people are gone,” Bondi said. “We're still trying to find … a lot of people in the FBI and also in the Department of Justice who despise Donald Trump, despise us, don't want to be there.” “You have to do the right thing and right now we're going to root them out,” Bondi said. [...] “We're starting at every level of the Justice Department, Sean, and getting rid of the worst of the worst. But there are a lot more people that shouldn't be there.” [...] “I know it's very early in your tenure. Are you at all shocked at how things were running before you got there?” Hannity asked Bondi. “Shocked. Yeah,” Bondi replied. “Kash and I, Patel, talk about this all the time. You know, we knew it was bad. We never knew how bad, and especially on the criminal side and on the people who were in” DOJ’s National Security Division, which focuses, in part, on foreign threats to the U.S. posed by Russia and other hostile nations. “Will we look into what they did?” Hannity asked Bondi. “Everything is being looked into,” Bondi said. “It sounds like a massive list,” Hannity replied. “It doesn't sound like you're going to be sleeping a lot in the next four years.” “None of us will,” Bondi replied. “But it's worth it. It's worth it to fight for the American people and to keep America safe.” [color emphasis added]

Bondi is a high powered attorney, so we know she isn't stupid. Therefore, it seems inexcusable that she is blatantly lying to the American people on national TV by calling DOJ employees "the worst of the worst" simply because they were doing their jobs investigating Trump's obvious crimes/ corruption. Bondi's claim that she is conducting this inquisition for the "American people"--rather than to implement Trump's plans for revenge or to purge government of anyone who won't go along with Trump's corrupt and often illegal orders, suggests that she is incredibly corrupt.

Given all of the above, "Evil" Barbie seems to be a fitting moniker for Bondi.

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__________________ Image sources (before edits): "Stereotypical" Barbie, "Weird" Barbie, "Evil" Barbie

[za1ka]

noooooooo Aziraphale don't turn around you won't survive the cunt this diva is serving

[eggnogtoast]

the gang goes to therapy.

[areyouscaredyet]

if they dated i think it would be like this

[junkfoodcinemas]

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

EVIL DEAD RISE (2023) dir. Lee Cronin

[atlanticbones]

"What did you say?! CASA HOUSE?! CASA MEANS HOUSE BRO! YOU'RE SAYING HOUSE HOUSE! Would I ask to use the stove stove in your kitchen kitchen?!"

[diviedrawn]

Okay last post for a while but I had to jump on this trend

[tpmind]

He who has had many names

Mairon / Sauron / Halbrand / Annatar / Evil Barbie

[hailturinturambar]

I never tire of saying that Sauron is my evil Barbie! 🎀

Sauron is simply laying siege to Eregion, trying to dominate Middle-earth, manipulating Celebrimbor, defying Adar��� But not only does he find time to tie a bow in his hair, he manages to keep his hairstyle flawless! He's an Evil Barbie who can never look ugly and I love that.

[slythereen]

there is something extremely cunty about charles leclerc randomly getting his very own top gun experience for funsies when his future teammate infamously turned down top gun: maverick and regrets it to this day. like. mind games starting EARLY i see

[irregularm4ngo]

"lighten up, cowboy"

[navstuffs]

[mr-molded]

Don't talk to me or my son ever again

Franco Barbi plush I commissioned from bikeangel777 on etsy!! I love him so much!

[riddle-king]

Another Barbi Shitpost 🍼

I use my time very wisely...

[terionsart]

I need a mod with this outfit for Leon. hehe

[ruffbunny]

“growing up is going from billdip to billf/rd” growing up is realizing shipping is harmless and we all have bills and shit to pay and god above it does not actually matter outside of the online discourse bubble like…. It really doesn’t.

Please just go do something that makes you happy instead of being miserable and militant about thought crimes. Pleeeeaaaseeee Fortnite is free, the local animal shelter would love some volunteer work, there’s probably a shocking number of nature trails in your area, you could make bread😭