#“SAGE WHAT THE FUCK”
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where was knuckles int eh yearbook?
i believe he ended up somewhere where a sports group photo was supposed to be because the name was like right next to where the photo was supposed to be so it got thrown in by mistake
#let me tell you that is the funniest phone call ive ever gotten in a spanish class#“SAGE WHAT THE FUCK”#“what”#“THE TOMATO FURRY WHY IS HE HERE”
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nina doodle because idk who the hell yall’ve been drawing lately
#yea I yall’ve you what about it#six of crows#soc#grishaverse#nina zenik#crooked kingdom#sage’s art tag#shadow and bone#who the fuck is that man
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power bottom sub art 😵💫😵💫 getting him so desperate he becomes almost assertive- in his own Art way- and starts giving demands/requests (oh my god, you have to go faster, please give me more) brrrrrr
oooh he’s such a big baby when he gets desperate:/
when the strap is five+ inches deep inside him, bumping the right places while you fist his leaky cock, he’s grabbing hopelessly at your wrists and your upper arms and your thighs on either side of him like he’s gonna die if you stop
tips his head back like a proper slut when your thumb slides over his tip, and he groans deep in his chest. he writhes. and then he lifts his head to look dazedly up to your eyes..
“oh my fuck— fuck, fuh-uck—! fuck me faster, oh my god, i’m close,” he’s moaning out, bucking his hips in time with your thrusts, “if you go faster, im gonna come—“
and who could deny him when he’s like that?
#🌸 - ask prompts#he straight up taunts you ! bc he knows it’ll get you to do what he wants !#reverse psychology !#he really does get demanding when he gets needy though#telling you to tell him how pretty his dick is#or telling you to hold his waist and fuck into him like you mean it#art donaldson smut#sage’s asks
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you’re where you belong now!
#yeah alright fine so i watched welcome to hell. and yeah ok i got attached to him. who’s fucking surprised#ilex was right he’s like oli with depression and im a sucker for angel demon symbolism this shit was made for me#sage draws sometimes#welcome to hell#welcome to hell fanart#welcome to hell 2#welcome to hell spoilers#w2h#w2h2#jonathan combs#what’s the shadow fuckers tag#shadow jonathan#idk man i just got here ok#any of my followers fw welcome to hell.
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I'll find you. Wait for me.
hee hee hoo hoo AUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PAIN PAIN SUFFERING PAIN IN ALL DIRECTIONS!!!! TO HELL WITH IT (LITERALLY)!!!!!!!!!
#oakworthy#dungeons and daddies#dndads#fanart#hermie the unworthy#normal oak garcia#The Normal AU#counterpoint: this could also be normal canon. pun intended#they're soulmates your honor#rip to everybody on a phone. this only looks good on pc#I haven't drawn or really even posted about normal a lot because#I guess my internal image of him doesn't really look like what the rest of the community draws him as#like I tried to do the fluffy haired normal in one of my first posts with him#(was also an oakworthy drawing LMAO)#but it didn't feel right for me. it didn't match what I saw in my brain#no disrespect to fluffy normal. shoutout to that guy#gotta be one of my favorite genders#but yknow. every artist has their own unique way of drawing the cast#and it can tell you so much about how they perceive them. so much about the artists themselves.#have you fucking looked at sage's willy stampler. the npcs series. have you looked at their fucking anything dude#have you fucking LOOKED at iersei's EVERYTHING. ESPECIALLY THEIR NORMAL HE IS SO CUTE#I went on a whole rant about dndads artists to my friend qrow the other day. because I could not physically#keep in how much I love these people in our community#would you guys think im weird if I made a post going into Extremely Concerning Detail about how much I love the artists here#I love so many artists here#its so insane. its SO insane#IM ALREWADY ON MY SOAPBOX. ARE YOU SEEING THIS SHIT#SOB#I have to do my homework#my art
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Oh my god.......
#my s class hunters#the s classes that i raised#her tale of shim chong#her shim cheong#talk tag#NOBODY TALK TO ME I NEED TO READ BOTH FUCKING RIGHT NOW#THIS IS FUCKING CRAZYYYY#THEY WERE BOTH ON MY LIST SEPARATELY BUT.... HELLO??????#imagine making a legendary historical GL work and then going on to adapt on 1 of the most popular action knovels#a win for everyone if u ask me....#i cant believe s class was alr on my list bc ppl have been dangling the promise of yaoi crumbs in front of my nose#and ive been salivating like a dog#AND THEN U TELL ME THE ARTIST/WRITER TEAM WROTE/ILLUSTRATED FKING SHIM CHEONG? WHAT!!!#so in other words....#their contribution to BOTH gl and bl has been significant...#IN MY MOUTH NOW#ok i want to read shim cheong first#bc i want to read s class and go#*nods sagely* as expected of the artist of shim cheong...#역시 그녀의 심청 작가님...
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the last stand
#sonic frontiers#sonic frontiers spoilers#sonic the hedgehog#sonic#sth#sage the ai#i will not lie. i love this thing. i know the fight itself is divisive but it is just so laughably tailored to my fave things#cosmic horror entity with its form only matching what you perceive death to be??#giant fucking robots???#sonic as a literal shooting star??#the endwalker vibes??? please. i cannot take any more#also i have never drawn a mech before this so i am sorry
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anyway, what i've been doing to make myself feel better is imagining the epilogue from Wukong's perspective. like thinking about what he's thinking/feeling as each chapter happens
And I just know that this fool is giddy af whenever Macaque visits. He wakes up each morning and thinks "I hope! Macaque visits me today! 🥰😋🤭🥰😊😋😊" and then is slightly upset when Macaque doesn't visit him that day. And he goes to sleep hoping Macaque will visit him tomorrow. And the cycle repeats.
And I know this fool, every time Macaque visits for one of their walks, is SO HAPPY during the walk and then afterward, when Macaque leaves he is sad....for about ten minutes and then he's "Macaque!!!!!!! visited me today!!!" and then he goes and checks on his subjects and everyone gathers around him and is like
"Lao Sun, why are you so happy?"
And Wukong's dumbass is like, "Oh 🥰🥰🤭🥰😋😊😋😊😊I dunno!!" But he doesn't stop smiling. And he goes to bed super happy, tail wagging nonstop, all because Macaque visited him that day.
And whenever they decided to remove their illusions?? Wukong was OVER THE MOON (hahaha) because Macaque is fucking gorgeous and Wukong is so in love. Please, imagine every time Macaque is talking about something or he laughs or he lets Wukong hold his hand. Wukong is OVERFLOWING with joy and excitement, his heart is pounding, he's blushing, he's so so so happy. And then he goes to bed that night thinking about how pretty Macaque is.
And sometimes he wishes, wishes, wishes that Macaque would visit him more. He goes like three days without a visit and he's so UPSET he's like "UGHH!!! Why can't i just fly over and see him!!" but then they wouldn't be able to go on a walk and it's not what they agreed on and he can't just show up at Macaque's place uninvited so!!! UGHH!!! HE'S SO UPSET!!
Seeing MK makes him feel better, though. When Wukong feels like he's in these sad bouts of loneliness, he'll go hang out with MK and friends or go bother Nezha. And get! Some lovely energy and dopamine from that.
But I don't know, I know this fool is just...in bed. On the days Macaque visits, Wukong lays in bed, right. And he just goes over in his mind what they talked about. And he remembers every word Macaque says. And he just happily recalls their entire walk and he's so happy to even be able to talk to Macaque amicably again. He gets super emotional... He wants to see Macaque!! 😫😫😫😩😩😩
#constellations fic#(Wukong banging his fists on a table) I DEMAND TO SEE MY POOKIE. MY MOONLIGHT. MY EVERYTHING!!!! RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!#every monkey on the mountain: great sage. we cannot do this for you#(Wukong breaking out into tears) what the FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#fave
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god i hate how the gerudo in totk are practically framed as though they constantly require hylian intervention to succeed… the way riju’s introduction stands out as the only one where she struggles to use her power until link comes along… the way link is chosen to decide how they should station the gerudo troops when fighting off the gibdos… the fact that one npc mentions how when zelda had visited she had somehow taught them new ways to fight in their own terrain, which should hopefully be obviously fucked up… the way the eighth heroine was revealed to have been a male hylian who came along and told the other gerudo heroines how to fight against their enemy… ugh ugh ugh
#salty talks#loz#legend of zelda#totk#the riju one can be brushed aside as introducing how her power works in gameplay but like with everything else?#plus shes the only sage mentioned to have not figured their power up and like. anyone with a bow can help link aint special#i. hate how the gerudo are both portrayed as strong warrior women but also helpless without this specific kind of outside help#totk critical#god i fucking hate what was done with the gerudo in totk amazing how nintendo has not improved since fucking 1998#thers prob more but UGH#bitching abt totk
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#WHERE IS HE NINTWNDO. WHERES MY FUCKING BOY#Gray went ham beating up those monsters and threw hands with shmelda#so now were in Faron trying to find the fifth sage. collecting the farosh armor and still need to do the Ritual but ran out of time lol#I’m assuming since it conducts electricity it should let me into the stormy ruins right?? I don’t think theres armor for the light dragon#but it would be so cool..#and the satori armor is designed so that you drop rupees instead of losing health. is that what’s happening when you shoot a blupee???#euhhhh need to find the headdresses for the naydra and dinraal armor though. I wanna do more Misko quests Theyre fun lol#tears of the kingdom#totk#loz#loz spoilers#totk spoilers#tears of the kingdom spoilers#loz totk#loz tears of the kingdom#yapping#I LOVE THIS GAME I KNEW IT WOULDNT END SO QUICKLY. IM SO SUS ABOUT TOBIOS HOLLOW BC THERES AN OWL RUIN BUT IDK WHY
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I just finished Tulin's storyline and excuse me while I bawl about this game further cementing the fact that Revali made himself a Champion. He was no descendant of an ancient Sage nor did he have a loving family to train him (that we know of). There was no power destined to be his: he crafted his own version of wind control without any support or spiritual guidance and excelled at it and then he and the other Champions went into battle without the special helms, without a sacred tear/charm to further enhance his abilities, without the certainty of two rulers (and a sage from the future) with god-like powers that could back them up if things went awry. Because of this, the original Sages survived where the Champions did not.
Revali was doomed from the start and if he'd known he would've still honed his craft and piloted Medoh with his beak held high and I am in shambles about it
#totk spoilers#tears of the kingdom spoilers#totk meta#don't mind me i'm having a normal one#and to be perfectly clear: this is not me downplaying tulin's achievements#I adore him and he worked his ass off and he /made/ himself worthy of the title of Sage and i wouldn't have it any differently#son boy son i would die for him#but by god do the champions (and revali in particular) hurt an extra amount in retrospective#totk may refuse to mention the champions by name (at least so far idk about the other regions)#but revali is so fucking present in the negative spaces he inhabits#revali's theme still plays at the flight range#when teba is introduced there is an emphasis on the strip of cloth attached to the great eagle bow#revali's landing is the first area of rito village that clears after the blizzard#the village's main spire is now named after medoh#and tulin looks far more honored to receive revali's bow (which is regarded as the very best) than he is about becoming a sage#it is thanks to revali's sacrifice that the village was granted the chance to thrive and defend itself#and that truth lives on no matter what
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anyways looking back at this wip was like opening a time capsule. we thought cregan would have a beard (I rendered it out but trust there was a beard at one point). I couldn’t do cregans whole face because we had only seen the back of his head. we thought they were adapting the pact (in our defense we were dealing with asoiaf name drop prophecy knife in s1). life was good. anyways who told tom taylor about brokeback winterfell
#cregan stark#jacaerys velaryon#I had to stalk the cregans actors (tom taylor guy) insta and it didn’t even turn out well because he had like five fucking pictures#crejace#sage’s art tag#anyways WHY DOESNHE KNOW ABOUT BROKEBACK WINTERFELL LIKE WHAT POSTS SPECIFICALLY DID HE SEE
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mhmm thinking about patrick and the younger daughter of a former famous tennis player… patrick is so jealous cuz she has her whole career in front of her and is wasting it… soo he punishes her 🤓
sorry if this is awful ily and ur fics<3
OOOH?? this is so?? good? such a good concept omg. (also thank u so much babes <33 :,D)
i think when he’s having sex w her, he’d definitely say things like
“cmon baby, you can’t waste your talent,”
“..look so fuckin’ hot when i have you like this.. every time i see you on the courts i want to put my hands all over you.. just like this..”
“don’t stop playing tennis.. or i’ll stop fucking around with you..”
“oh you wanna come? you do? yeah? okay, then promise me that you’ll go pro.. promise me that you’ll keep training..”
and if she decides to get feisty and insist that she doesn’t wanna play/go pro? well, nothing a spank or two from his strong hands can’t fix ..
#🩷 - thirsts#you get what i mean?#he’s masking his envy with her advantage in the world of tennis by having his way with her and#basically subconsciously motivating her to continue her tennis career by getting in her head when she’s fucked out#challengers smut#patrick zweig#patrick zweig smut#sage’s asks#patrick zweig x reader
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i am being so brave trying so hard to hold back writing a rant about that 'minimizing narrative noise' comment on totk sage concept art bc its actively flying around in my head like the worlds most annoying fly
#ganondoodles talks#zelda#i have .... thigns to say...............#i need to wait until i get a look at the entire book#and cant go on rants on single comments#then again .... what else is in there .................#i am dreading this thing#like id rather know that there was trouble during development than having a dozen of shitty comments obviously trying to cover up-#-for something- this CANNOT be true#yes narrative noise is a thing that exists- but in THIS game????????????????????????????????????????????????????????#like you basically cut down the already boring plot into its bare essentials that isnt executed well either#and then add confusion and menaingless detailes like the sage helmets “”connecting“” the sonau to the shiekah#when rly it just makes it more confusing bc the hsiekah a prectically gone- the fuck kind of conenction is there#like THAT is what id call narrative noise- weird details that make no sense and arent important#also you cant make a character the equivilant of a blank box and then say 'we wanted them to feel powerful and scary' or sth#BC YOUD NEED TO MAKE THE CHARACTER ANYTHIGN -BUT- A BLANK BOX TO HAVE THEM BE INTIMIDATING#ALSO all the ancient stupid sages do is stand around repeating words like they are puppets- you dont see them fight ever#“intimitadtign” my ASS the useless little knife fake zelda throws at sonia from half a mile away and prob wouldnt even have gotten through-#-her hair is more intimidating than any of the blank box mc sages#youd think they learned their lesson when they made the botw champions DLC bc it fleshed their characters out more and added better-#-shrines BUT NO apparently that was a big mistake huh#maybe thats why every single character is reduced to one boring stereotype or a blank box of nothing in totk#having zelda be anything else but a swooing little damsel waiting for her prince was narrative noise needing to be removed HUH#writing team all fired or what- literally WHAT was going on in there
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sage telling me that i'd look good in this....... i need to take a minute
#“add a splatter of blood or two”#SHE'S TRYING TO KILL ME OH MY FUCKING GODDD#i NEED this outfit..... i need . this to be me#right now#right fucking now#oh my god she looks so fucking good#FUUUUUUCKKKKK#THE COLORS ERE EVERYTHING TO MEE#AND THE FUCKING SWORDD???!?!?!?!!!#WHAT THE FUUUCKKKKKKK#SAGE ILOVE YOU SO FUCKING BAD MWAH MWAH MWAH#mayor of loserville
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Depending on what exactly was done to the astral tadpole, keeping all your memories through ceremorphosis makes a degree of sense. On death (and after judgement, for Torilians) the soul goes through the Astral to reach their destination and the Astral Plane siphons the memories out of them. The soul lands on its plane, still with their original personality and mannerisms but no memory of 'before,' and the memories form a 'memory core' floating around the Astral.
You can actually implant a memory core in the wrong person, giving a totally different soul a different lived experience (put not the 'core essence' of the original owner who formed those memories, who is still out in the planes getting on with 'life.') This is potentially confusing, because in DnD personality is apparently a part of the soul and not just formed by the memories, so in theory you get a personality totally incompatible with these foreign memories.
When ceremorphosis is complete (and the body is completely converted and the original is dead) the host dies and the soul fucks off to the afterlife.
If the tadpole, saturated with that plane, siphons a memory core from the original then presumably the illithid keeps all the original memories.
That doesn't explain how the pc would keep the soul rather than getting an illithid soul though* (and different characters give different opinions on whether you kept that soul. Withers' opinion is the most knowledgeable, but also the least trustworthy.)
*Illithid don't necessarily believe they have one, other sources from an out-of-universe pov disagree and say they do, they just hand it to the Elder Brain in death rather than one of their gods. Also if they didn't have one they wouldn't really be sapient, according to others.
...I'm not actually sure if there are side-effects to putting more than one soul in a single vessel. What happens if you make the tadpole's soul and the host's soul share a body? Do they fuse into a brand new shiny amalgamate being?
#Don't know what started me on this today#The metaphysics and soul-related quandries of DnD are scattered and probably inconsistent as fuck#I feel like the matter of personality is a chicken vs egg debate for sages#Does your memory determine the shape of your soul or is your soul affecting your behaviours with which you create your memories?#Both play a role but which plays the major role?#lore stuff#calamari hours#edgelord hours#long post
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