#“SAGE WHAT THE FUCK”

[sonicgirlsmackdown]

where was knuckles int eh yearbook?

i believe he ended up somewhere where a sports group photo was supposed to be because the name was like right next to where the photo was supposed to be so it got thrown in by mistake

[mossytrashcan]

nina doodle because idk who the hell yall’ve been drawing lately

[jesuistrestriste]

power bottom sub art 😵‍💫😵‍💫 getting him so desperate he becomes almost assertive- in his own Art way- and starts giving demands/requests (oh my god, you have to go faster, please give me more) brrrrrr

oooh he’s such a big baby when he gets desperate:/

when the strap is five+ inches deep inside him, bumping the right places while you fist his leaky cock, he’s grabbing hopelessly at your wrists and your upper arms and your thighs on either side of him like he’s gonna die if you stop

tips his head back like a proper slut when your thumb slides over his tip, and he groans deep in his chest. he writhes. and then he lifts his head to look dazedly up to your eyes..

“oh my fuck— fuck, fuh-uck—! fuck me faster, oh my god, i’m close,” he’s moaning out, bucking his hips in time with your thrusts, “if you go faster, im gonna come—“

and who could deny him when he’s like that?

[thinkingabout-girls]

you’re where you belong now!

[milkbreadtoast]

Oh my god.......

[ratislatis]

I'll find you. Wait for me.

hee hee hoo hoo AUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PAIN PAIN SUFFERING PAIN IN ALL DIRECTIONS!!!! TO HELL WITH IT (LITERALLY)!!!!!!!!!

[hawkfurze]

I'm here to cause chaos @thestarfishface

[emberunderscore]

sparrow is so eepy all of the time <33

i love these two so much they're so <333 i hold them gently . they're friends !!!! and i'm normal about it !!!!!

[cloud-somersault]

anyway, what i've been doing to make myself feel better is imagining the epilogue from Wukong's perspective. like thinking about what he's thinking/feeling as each chapter happens

And I just know that this fool is giddy af whenever Macaque visits. He wakes up each morning and thinks "I hope! Macaque visits me today! 🥰😋🤭🥰😊😋😊" and then is slightly upset when Macaque doesn't visit him that day. And he goes to sleep hoping Macaque will visit him tomorrow. And the cycle repeats.

And I know this fool, every time Macaque visits for one of their walks, is SO HAPPY during the walk and then afterward, when Macaque leaves he is sad....for about ten minutes and then he's "Macaque!!!!!!! visited me today!!!" and then he goes and checks on his subjects and everyone gathers around him and is like

"Lao Sun, why are you so happy?"

And Wukong's dumbass is like, "Oh 🥰🥰🤭🥰😋😊😋😊😊I dunno!!" But he doesn't stop smiling. And he goes to bed super happy, tail wagging nonstop, all because Macaque visited him that day.

And whenever they decided to remove their illusions?? Wukong was OVER THE MOON (hahaha) because Macaque is fucking gorgeous and Wukong is so in love. Please, imagine every time Macaque is talking about something or he laughs or he lets Wukong hold his hand. Wukong is OVERFLOWING with joy and excitement, his heart is pounding, he's blushing, he's so so so happy. And then he goes to bed that night thinking about how pretty Macaque is.

And sometimes he wishes, wishes, wishes that Macaque would visit him more. He goes like three days without a visit and he's so UPSET he's like "UGHH!!! Why can't i just fly over and see him!!" but then they wouldn't be able to go on a walk and it's not what they agreed on and he can't just show up at Macaque's place uninvited so!!! UGHH!!! HE'S SO UPSET!!

Seeing MK makes him feel better, though. When Wukong feels like he's in these sad bouts of loneliness, he'll go hang out with MK and friends or go bother Nezha. And get! Some lovely energy and dopamine from that.

But I don't know, I know this fool is just...in bed. On the days Macaque visits, Wukong lays in bed, right. And he just goes over in his mind what they talked about. And he remembers every word Macaque says. And he just happily recalls their entire walk and he's so happy to even be able to talk to Macaque amicably again. He gets super emotional... He wants to see Macaque!! 😫😫😫😩😩😩

[waywardsalt]

god i hate how the gerudo in totk are practically framed as though they constantly require hylian intervention to succeed… the way riju’s introduction stands out as the only one where she struggles to use her power until link comes along… the way link is chosen to decide how they should station the gerudo troops when fighting off the gibdos… the fact that one npc mentions how when zelda had visited she had somehow taught them new ways to fight in their own terrain, which should hopefully be obviously fucked up… the way the eighth heroine was revealed to have been a male hylian who came along and told the other gerudo heroines how to fight against their enemy… ugh ugh ugh

[boxfullaturtles]

Correspondence Between a Bat and a Turtle

(10.04pm) BoStaffsRCool: Occam's Razor.

(10.04pm) Oracle: Try telling that to Batman.

(10.05pm) BoStaffsRCool: Hm you may have a point. Raph is of the opinion that the simplest answer is to punch the problem.

(10.05pm) Oracle: See, this is why Raph and Damian get along.

(10.05pm) Oracle: Except Damian tends to stab instead of punch.

(10.05pm) BoStaffsRCool: Same difference.

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(2.11am) BoStaffsRCool: [attached image of a complex mathematics equation that gets increasingly illegible]

(6.02am) Oracle: That's what you get for trying advanced quantum-chemical physics at two in the morning.

(6.03am) BoStaffsRCool: no on eelse is gonig todo it

(6.03am) Oracle: oh my god please go to sleep

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(9.00pm) Oracle: About to start patrol but I think I might have figured out the issue with your equation.

(9.01pm) Oracle: Try this. [attached image of a complex mathematics equation, the numbers 25, 15, 21, 12, 15, 19, 20, 20, 8, 5, 7, 1, 13, and 5 are all underlined in red]

(9.01pm) BoStaffsRCool: Nice, thanks. Good luck on patrol.

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(9.58pm) BoStaffsRCool: FUCK YOU BATGIRL

(10.00pm) Oracle: 0:)

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(11.03am) Oracle:

(11.03am) Oracle: This you?

(11.10am) BoStaffsRCool: I'm still not speaking to you.

(11.10am) Oracle: lol

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(8.44pm) BoStaffsRCool:

(8.46pm) Oracle: I thought we weren't speaking.

(8.46pm) BoStaffsRCool: This is a peace treaty.

(8.47pm) Oracle: How do I sign?

(8.47pm) BoStaffsRCool: Solve for x. [attached image of yet another complex mathematics equation, with a big X = ? at the bottom]

(8.47pm) Oracle: You drive a hard bargain but I shall do as your request.

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(10.14pm) Oracle: Goddamnit.

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(5.03am) BoStaffsRCool: By chance have you ever dealt with anything involving tesseracts, string theory, quantum physics, and/or the multiverse theory?

(9.00am) Oracle: Not personally. I'll ask Batman about it. Something happen?

(9.32am) BoStaffsRCool: Seems like it. Not sure though. I'll get back to you.

(9.32am) Oracle: All right. You guys stay frosty. Call us if you need anything. We still owe you for the thing with the Foot.

(9:33am) BoStaffsRCool: 👍

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(12.04am) BoStaffsRCool: Something definitely happened!! I think we got teleported to Gotham! Not sure where we are though!

(12.05am) Oracle: Who are you and how did you get this line

(12.05am) BoStaffsRCool: I know I was just talking about string theory and the multiverse, but now is not the time for jokes!!!!

(12.15am) BoStaffsRCool: Batgirl?

(12.17am) BoStaffsRCool: Leo's hurt bad and Raph's unconscious please we need help

(12.20am) BoStaffsRCool: Barb please wejkahlgkdfhjg

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(4.01am) Missed call from Mikey

(4.34am) Missed call from Mikey

(4.38am) Missed call from Mikey

(4.40am) Missed call from Mikey

(4.51am) Missed call from Mikey

(4.53am) Missed call from Mikey

(4.55am) Missed call from Mikey

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(7.09pm) Oracle: Can we talk?

(7.11pm) BoStaffsRCool: Not like I'm going anywhere.

(7.12pm) Call from Oracle

(8.44pm) Call ended

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(12.13pm) BoStaffsRCool: Any chance of convincing this Batman to let us have pizza in his Batcave?

(12.15pm) Oracle: I would pay you to try.

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(5.24pm) Oracle: Where are you guys? We lost track of you.

(5.29pm) Oracle: Donatello, I need a report.

(6.01pm) Missed call from Oracle

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(2.16am) BoStaffsRCool: So

(2.16am) Oracle: Where have you four been!? We've been looking everywhere for you!

(2.18am) BoStaffsRCool: Funny story

(2.18am) BoStaffsRCool: You know how you told us to stay out of Crime Alley?

(2.18am) Oracle: Oh my god.

(2.19am) BoStaffsRCool: [attached image of a photo, Donatello is barely visible in the bottom right corner as just his eye and the top of his head, out of focus from being too close to the camera, he appears to be seated at a table. Michelangelo is kitty corner to him at the same table, a little farther back, with a big grin, throwing up a peace sign, and numerous fresh bruises. Just past him sits Raphael who appears to be fast asleep, head on his folded arms, fresh bandages on his skull. At the opposite end of the table is Leonardo, in deep discussion with a man dressed in black and red, with a leather jacket, and red helmet obscuring his entire face.]

(2.21am) BoStaffsRCool: Anyway he seems nice.

(2.21am) BoStaffsRCool: He gave us pizza.

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(10.19am) Oracle: Batman would like to know how you get past his security systems and got back into Wayne Manor.

(10.21am) Oracle: Donatello, I know you are awake.

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(7.04pm) BoStaffsRCool: Damian just challenged Leo to one-on-one combat.

(7.04pm) Oracle: Normal, by Damian standards.

(7.04pm) BoStaffsRCool: With swords.

(7.04pm) Oracle: Still normal.

(7.05pm) BoStaffsRCool: He was saying something about not believing that "Grandfather" could be beaten so easily by one of the world's slowest creatures. When Mikey told him how Leo kicked Ras in the balls, Damian got very quiet and then challenged Leo.

(7.06pm) Oracle: Ah. Hm. Maybe you should find Batman.

(7.06pm) Oracle: Actually I'm just going to call him.

(7.10pm) BoStaffsRCool: THIS SMALL CHILD IS TRYING TO GUT LEO HELLO??????

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(8.08pm) BoStaffsRCool: In what universe does attempted murder equal an offer of friendship?????

(8.09pm) Oracle: This one, apparently.

(8.09pm) BoStaffsRCool: Touche.

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(11.55am) Oracle: Intel says the last thing we need is coming in that shipment tonight. If we can get it out before the goons close in, we won't have to deal with any potential combat.

(11.55am) BoStaffsRCool: Got it. We'll set up a plan and rendezvous before we head out.

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(9.15pm) Oracle: Oh my god.

(9.15pm) Oracle: You guys are literally trained ninjas. How did you fuck that up so badly.

(10.20pm) BoStaffsRCool: srsly????????

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(3.03am) BoStaffsRCool: Are you awake?

(3.05am) Oracle: No.

(3.08am) Oracle: Sorry, that was supposed to be a joke. Everything all right?

(3.10am) BoStaffsRCool: We can't get the tesseract pathing to work.

(3.10am) BoStaffsRCool: Batgirl is usually the person I bounce ideas off of when I get stuck.

(3.10am) Oracle: Except I'm not Batgirl.

(3.11am) BoStaffsRCool: Sorry. That was tactless on my part.

(3.11am) Oracle: It's all right. I haven't been Batgirl in a long time. I've made peace with that.

(3.13am) Oracle: Listen, I'm not going to pretend to understand half of what you and Tim are doing with this tesseract thing. But you are one of the smartest people I have ever met and I've seen you and your brothers do some amazing things.

(3.14am) Oracle: I've been doing this a long time. Long enough to know that hitting rock bottom means that the only place left to go is up. Don't give up yet. Get some rest, eat a big breakfast tomorrow, and maybe take a break.

(3.14am) Oracle: Sometimes stepping away is the best way to find the answer you're looking for.

(3.16am) BoStaffsRCool:You're pretty good at this wise oracle thing.

(3.16am) Oracle: Shut up and go to sleep, kid.

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(12.10am) BoStaffsRCool: You are never going to BELIEVE what's been happening to us!

(12.10am) Oracle: WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN!!!! YOU'VE BEEN MISSING FOR TWO MONTHS AND THAT'S WHAT YOU COME BACK WITH!!?!?! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!

(12.10am) BoStaffsRCool: I will see at a form of endearment :)

[mossytrashcan]

anyways looking back at this wip was like opening a time capsule. we thought cregan would have a beard (I rendered it out but trust there was a beard at one point). I couldn’t do cregans whole face because we had only seen the back of his head. we thought they were adapting the pact (in our defense we were dealing with asoiaf name drop prophecy knife in s1). life was good. anyways who told tom taylor about brokeback winterfell

[jesuistrestriste]

mhmm thinking about patrick and the younger daughter of a former famous tennis player… patrick is so jealous cuz she has her whole career in front of her and is wasting it… soo he punishes her 🤓

sorry if this is awful ily and ur fics<3

OOOH?? this is so?? good? such a good concept omg. (also thank u so much babes <33 :,D)

i think when he’s having sex w her, he’d definitely say things like

“cmon baby, you can’t waste your talent,”

“..look so fuckin’ hot when i have you like this.. every time i see you on the courts i want to put my hands all over you.. just like this..”

“don’t stop playing tennis.. or i’ll stop fucking around with you..”

“oh you wanna come? you do? yeah? okay, then promise me that you’ll go pro.. promise me that you’ll keep training..”

and if she decides to get feisty and insist that she doesn’t wanna play/go pro? well, nothing a spank or two from his strong hands can’t fix ..

[puppppppppy]

[coconi]

I just finished Tulin's storyline and excuse me while I bawl about this game further cementing the fact that Revali made himself a Champion. He was no descendant of an ancient Sage nor did he have a loving family to train him (that we know of). There was no power destined to be his: he crafted his own version of wind control without any support or spiritual guidance and excelled at it and then he and the other Champions went into battle without the special helms, without a sacred tear/charm to further enhance his abilities, without the certainty of two rulers (and a sage from the future) with god-like powers that could back them up if things went awry. Because of this, the original Sages survived where the Champions did not.

Revali was doomed from the start and if he'd known he would've still honed his craft and piloted Medoh with his beak held high and I am in shambles about it

[ganondoodle]

i am being so brave trying so hard to hold back writing a rant about that 'minimizing narrative noise' comment on totk sage concept art bc its actively flying around in my head like the worlds most annoying fly