#“LoOk hOw i prONounce this and that”

[janesurlife]

I think the world has moved beyond the French people...we don't need them, they should get deleted

[bobcat-art]

mo dao zu shi? don’t you mean

Jiu Jiu’s Bizarre Adventure

(thank you @princess-of-purple-prose for the image description!)

[courfee]

look at that!! i've talked about it so much and now chapter 1 actually exists in real life!!

[goldie-locks-and-gold-trees]

Qiu's name isn't pronounced like "queue"!

It's pronounced more like "chio"

It's like saying both the Italian goodbye "ciao" and the Chinese surname "Cho" at the same time!

It starts with a "ch" that drags into a light "ee" (in an "i" way, like "ii") and ends with a flat "o" like you're going :o !

[halflifebutawesome]

the simple fact of Gordon Freeman being from Seattle means I know literally everything about him. I know what you are you big fucking dork

[adelphenium]

my last post for a lil while with the sheriff 🌟🌟🌟 !

things are ramping up for me this time of the semester so i've gotta double down and focus more on that >.>;

tysm to everyone who's sent in reqs so far!! (i may or may not currently have 50+ asks in my inbox.....) i love reading all your lovely messages + reqs and i'll do my best to get to them when i can; in the meantime, tysm for everything in the past 6 months, hockeyblr :D💗

[black-and-yellow]

Jel my beloved

[front-facing-pokemon]

[oliviawebsite]

was watching random youtube vids for background noise while doing chores and i heard this guy pronounce Jacques Chirac as "Juck-Ezz Kai-Rack" and broke into a laughing fit

[copper-skulls]

FUNDING FOR THIS PROGRAM WAS MADE POSSIBLE BY—

[ricksanchezbignaturals]

professional haters getting ready for pride

morty: of course you have blue hair and pronouns

rick: kid, you literally named yourself MORTIMER. i don't wanna hear you talk shit

[tequiilasunriise]

When Steph and Cass get married they don’t take the last name Brown (Daddy Issues™️) or Cain (Daddy Issues Prime™️) or even Wayne (Steph absolutely REFUSES to become a Wayne nosirree), but a secret fourth thing (Gordan).

[francy-sketches]

quick lil myrc 💖

[slusul]

welcome to henford-on-bagley!

[iwanttobepersephone]

Of course I come across the scariest word I've ever seen on Halloween

[taro-pdf]

HASO: Differences of Atmosphere

Prak was used to being the most dangerous being on a ship—he was a prime example of the adaptable, viscous, generalist that most assumed humans to be. But the universe was wide and the aliens contained within limitless. Of course their “space orc” streak couldn’t last forever. But shit, did failing to defend their ship mean they wouldn’t be getting paid? 

—

Bohj was tired of the small, stealthy ships that the Nyx Coalition was trying to sneak through her trade embargo. She was running out of room to humanely imprison the crewmembers, as well; the breadth of species the Nyx employed only made it more difficult to ensure she wasn’t accidentally suffocating or poisoning anyone.

The scraping of a grate came from behind her, then the thump of a falling body. She whipped around to see-

—

Prak was triumphant. He would definitely get paid for returning the captured employees, and get a bonus for bringing in the head of the bynizaa. He raised his energy gun towards Bohj, who backed up slowly.

“You’ll order your crew to stand down and open the prisoner cells. Then maybe you’ll keep your worthless life,” they bit out in UIPL.

Bohj inclined her head, but made no move toward the control panels.

“Hurry up…” Prak blinked. His vision blurred slightly. Shaking his head, he focused back on the alien in front of him. “I’m not a very patient person.”

—

Idiot. Bohj thought. How humans earned their clever reputation, I’ll never know.

Prak stumbled to the left, gun hand faltering, and Bohj took the opportunity to sweep forward and grab them. 

If they’d done their research, they’d have realized bynizaa breathe much lower oxygen and higher carbon monoxide. That’s not a combination the ever-adaptable human can overcome.