#“He’s not a LADIES man”
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just remembered that scene in Downton Abbey where Daisy is telling Mrs. Patmore about how she ✨likes✨ Thomas, and Mrs. Patmore is just like “how about let’s not”
#“He’s not a LADIES man”#hint hint hint#Downton abbey#thomas barrow#daisy mason#daisy’s last name is Mason right? Imma go with that#Mrs. Patmore
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Remember when Grian building a shrine to Mumbo to bring him back sent everyone into a frenzy? We now have Hermits building statues of each other and ACKNOWLEDGING IT. Joel has turned Hermitcraft from an SMP into a rom-com. This MARRIED MAN has rolled a critical success to seduce basically every server member, all while having a monument to his wife in his base!!!! insane
#hermitcraft#hermitblr#hc#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#half of these people are married how does he do it#watch out ladies mr. joel “steal yo man” smallishbeans is on the prowl
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Back on that Little Nightmares fixation!!!!! I hope LN 3 comes out soon cuz the 3-year dormancy period was extended and I for one, am starving for LORE
#anyways. Are we ready to talk about the fact that The Lady may or may not be canonically an alcoholic#like. Girlie has a secret stash hidden behind a painting in her residence. A SECRET STASH!!!!!#also get yoself a homie like Roger.#mans cannot sees but he sure can smell bullshit#little nightmares#little nightmares fanart#the lady little nightmares#the thin man little nightmares#the janitor little nightmares#the lady#the thin man#the janitor#sketch
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could i interest anybody in this old superman/clark kent drawing
#i really like supa man :)#he helps kittens from trees and helps old ladies cross the street#superman#clark kent#dc
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Anne Elliot may be one of the more serious Austen heroines but remember when she's like, "Lady Russell is going to see Captain Wentworth and she's going to be so shocked and IN AWE that despite being in the navy all those years, he's still super hot."
She could thoroughly comprehend the sort of fascination he must possess over Lady Russell’s mind, the difficulty it must be for her to withdraw her eyes, the astonishment she must be feeling that eight or nine years should have passed over him, and in foreign climes and in active service too, without robbing him of one personal grace! (Ch 29)
That totally happened
#jane austen#persuasion#anne elliot#she is so funny here!#My man is studly#OBSERVE LADY RUSSELL#THIS MAN IS HOT#(my man is hot)#he's not mine yet but he will be#captain wentworth
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jane ± being in awe of guildford
#my lady jane#myladyjaneedit#jane x guildford#myladyjanecentral#janefordarchive#userninz#chrissiewatts#usertina#tusermira#userelliee#firstprinced#mine*#yeah.gif#she was so in love#he got her at his mispronounced latin#i do love how it went from annoyance to intrigue to i must protect this man with my life#the last one goddddd they were so happy#we deserved a season 2
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#my art#pressure roblox#roblox pressure#sebastian solace#painter pressure#pressure oc#sebastian x oc#sebpainter#pressure pathways#pathways#that man does not have purring animal dna HOWEVER. it makes me happy.#the brown cat in the second image is his cat from before he was arrested :)#shes an old lady now and lives with his mom. ive gotta think of a name for her but she’ll show up in the next part of the reuinion comic-#i think.#i imagine if seb’s in a good mood he’s kind of glued to painter bc of their heatsinks#already Very nice to feel but its made even better by the snake dna/instinct#also painter is playing chicory: a colorful tale :)
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The quest to find all the Dannies(Gotta catch them all)
Batman just got back, carrying the feral pun-making toddler still growling at him as he clenched harder on glove that he had to remove to satisfy the feral child.
Considering Joker's pride will be damaged for a while after he got sended in an ambulance to the emergency ER after the painful beating of his life and out pun- lashing he gained from this toddler.
"Back up, mister I am batman, more like a wannabe who obsessed with bats to become them."
Only to noticed Oracle holding the very same toddler who kept calling her Jazz,(are they twins?) Tim is trying to distract another one who trying to touch buttons on the Batcomputer.(triplet???)
Father, I'm keeping this-" damian came down still in his garden uniform, holding another toddler covered in dirt but he quickly noticed the other three toddler everyone else was holding.
"Possibly a meta ability gone wrong?" Tim chirped a bit as he picked up the toddler who whined about tucker not letting him touch the fancy buttons on his new computer.
"His name is danny, and he seems to be running from some people out to get him, and it wasn't safe to stay put together." Oracle said as she wheeled a bit, carrying the supposed danny mumbled softly before glancing worried at the danny in Batman's arms.
"He could have split himself into mini clones?" Tim suggested after giving the kid his spare 3ds.
"Split himself between personality wise, I believe, considering I'm not the jazz he is looking for, you're not tucker, Cass found four during her patrol, Duke got two following him around and I believe batman found the feral one..." Oracle said as she trail off a bit which wasn't good news.
"Some of the rogues also found a couple dannies.."
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#dpxdc#dc x dp#danny phantom#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp prompt#dcxdp#toddler danny#he accidentally split his personalities into pieces#there about 103 toddler dannies running around gotham causing chaos#de aged danny#mr freeze doesn't know how this toddler is not frozen solid as he play in the ice in his lair#he wrangle the kid to wear winter clothes#poison ivy found a kid smacking her man eater plants around talking about some undergrowth#baby doll end up making friends with a kid#bane end up befriending a child during a jailbreak who speak the same language#killer croc found a very enthusiastic kid who think he some lady dragon
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More Anharion and Sarcean ✨🌘
#dark rise#dark heir#anharion#sarcean#my art#mutually obsessive ship ... let them be crazy unhinged insane about each other pls... 🥺#actively writing ANHARION under it i feared some ppl would think this is the lady bc he so shiney..but it's our subbiest subby sub man ok 🥹
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the voice of the people
#nctinc#jaehyunnet#mine*works#gifs*jaehyun#that man knows it too#useroro#userpeach#userresa#jadeblr#baekwin#albalook#eritual#useranusia#melontrack#tuseral#heyykass#userbexrex#oorieri#itsnctsworld#leksiebestie#a first time experience for him im sure................#im sure he never hears this whenever he's in public.........#saying it twice is so real#this is the most replayed part of this video lmaooooooooooo#sophie this is what ur tags made me think of i hope this is what u were talking about xkjbkx#anyways bestie w the blue hair i think abt u all the time#this and that clip from the miami video where the lady on the beach is filming him walk by lol#man i miss this era
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No man has ever looked so hot in shirtsleeves like Tom Hiddleston in Loki.
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How is this man so hot in only a shirt??
#Im losing my mind he's so hot#he's only in his shirt#With his sleeves rolled up#I feel like a victorian gentleman seeing a ladies ankles for the first time#No rippling muscle no elaborate costume only a shirt#Tom hiddleston the man you are#loki laufeyson#loki series#tom hiddleston
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transmasc Steve with weirdly supportive parents at the beginning, they pay for t-shots, an overhaul of his wardrobe, and (later) top surgery, and the family moves to Hawkins so Steve has a new school and a chance to be him without the weight of how he hadn't fit in before
but it becomes this thing, this burden with weight and expectations. because Richard Harrington, he'd always wanted a boy, a man to take over the business, a prodigal son
so it's like a cursed monkey paw at home: have to be a boy in a certain way, date the right sort of people, and definitely only date girls
and Steve's mixed up because he's grateful, he is, but when does he get to live as himself and not an extension of the Harrington's? does he even deserve to for all that they've done for him?
and so he becomes a bit of an asshole, absorbed in presenting in The Right Way, which means being an aggressive asshole, right?
sports, cars, girlfriends.
right?
then the Upside Down happens and happens again, and Steve learns that there are more important and scarier things than Richard Harrington and his expectations
it's not easy and it's not quick, but Steve gets a new family of kids in his back pocket, and a platonic soulmate on his shoulder. he finds that he can paint his nails with Robin and still be a boy, he can care and cook for Max while she's having a hard time after Billy and still be masculine, he can fall in love with Eddie Munson and still be a man
Steve is more than what Richard Harrington would make of him
#the irony of Steve becoming known as a ladies man when he's tech a virgin because he loves going down on girls but it also keeps his secret#steve harrington#steddie#stranger things#transmasc steve harrington
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IM NOT GONNA CRY IM NOT GONNA CRY IM NOT GONNA CRY IM NOT GONNA CRY IM NOT GONNA CRY IM NOT GONNA CRY IM NOT GONNA CRY IM NOT GONNA CRY IM NOT-
#ladies and gentlemen I give you my favourite moment in the iliad#hands down no questions asked#it’s just so human#this is a story about war and destiny and gods and heroes and glory etc etc#and here we just get to see a moment of a man with his son and wife#hector and andromache laugh at astyanax’s reaction#Hector takes his helmet off so he can cuddle his son#knowing that this may be his last time to do so#fuck#FUCKK#when astyanax is described as beautiful as a bright star#if I think about hector and his family for too long I get so so sad#I love them I really do#they deserved so much better#hector of troy#andromache of troy#astyanax#scamandrius#the iliad#the trojan war#tagamemnon
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~ a little something about Dazai and his tantrums ~
"... Hmph. I hope you crash this car and we both die."
The moody brunet mutters under his breath as he looks out of the car window, his arms crossed over his chest, refusing to look at you. He was awfully cute whenever he did this, and oh so vexing at the same time. You learned to acclimate to this very early into your relationship with him.
"What? All I said was that I was going to be driving us, Osamu!"
Your laugh is light hearted as you focus on the road ahead, dismissing his whiny behavior for another one of his... Melodramatic performances, his co-workers once called it. He finally turns to glare at you, but a wicked glint in his narrowed eyes betrays him... You can tell he's more unserious than anything. Playful, even. And besides, he would never actually be upset with you, he just can't stop thinking up schemes to make you roll your eyes at him. Your smile alone makes his thoughts impure, shame on you!
"Yeah, well... I feel dehumanized! overlooked! neglected..." He feigns offense, sighing heavily as he slouches into the passenger seat. He places a bandaged arm over his face, groaning softly but still side eyeing you to check if you're looking at him or not.
"You do that all on your own, silly."
"Excuse me? I'm expressing my grievances and you're calling me silly? Oh, so that's what this is really about. You don't love me anymore! What a cruel beauty you are..."
He gasps, now burying his face into the crook of his elbow, pretending to weep as he mumbles incoherent nonsense about how much you mistreat him. In actuality, he was giddy as hell. You park the car, and turn to face him, a coy smile flashes on your lips.
"Nobody said anything about not loving you. Now, what can I do to fix this, Mm?"
He lifts his head up, suddenly composed and shrugging his shoulders as if nothing ever happened, speaking in a matter of fact voice that somehow deepened.
"Well, definitely don't let me drive. I don't even have a license. I'd kill us in an instant."
"... Then why argue about it?!"
"Because you look so beautiful when you're yelling at me. And you make me feel alive. Anddd, because I'm bored~"
He flashes you a cheeky grin, it's dreamy and sickening. His eyes twinkle with mischief as he leans over the seat and flicks away a stray hair from your face. Dazai then taps the tip of your nose, slowly dragging his finger down to your plush bottom lip, gently flipping it over to expose your teeth. The pad of his finger gently swirls against your canines, and finally, retreats... He knows there's a time and place for his worship prodding. His eyes travel back up to yours, and you can swear they look darker than usual. If only the Port Mafia could see what became of the Demon Prodigy... A new man reborn! A man who loves!
The rest of the day is spent with you indulging Dazai, something along the lines of 'reparations' is what he calls it. Only he knows how much it means to him that you can handle him during his calculated outbursts... or rather harmless tests to prove you won't leave him at the first sign of trouble. He needs you to be in it for the longhaul, just like he is. It's deceptive, but no one has to know! He just loves you and these are simply counter measures. You'd probably call him selfish, but as long as you call him at all, he doesn't give a shit. Because in the grand scheme of things, he really can't drive, and you two are inevitably endgame.
You're the ball, and he's your chain.
#A PROPER DRABBLE LADIES N GENTS#can't stop thinking of dazai secretly putting u through trials throughout your relationship to make sure you're sticking around#his loser ass has severe separation anxiety and abandonment issues#it's a lil toxic......... but if u love him u won't mind#slightly yandere dazai save meeeeeee#i need him arrested!!!!!#anyway dazai can't drive and he's a freak#i love Him like that i love the pathetic microwaveable man#bungou stray dogs#dazai x reader#bsd dazai#dazai x you#osamu dazai#osamu dazai x reader#bsd x reader#dazai imagines#dazai fluff#dazai drabble#yandere dazai
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eddie munson has no game and he’s delusional about it, you’ve heard it here first folks!
#eddie munson#joseph quinn#jquinnedit#josephquinnedit#strangerthingsedit#eddiemunsonedit#edits#p: joseph quinn#please remember the opposite of ladies man is not queerness and also that queer people can have no game and be b*tchless aksfnjakdas#i kept seeing people interpret this as that and sorry that makes no sense yes my man is definitely pan/bi but he doesnt mean that lmao
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Woopsies forgot to post him :P ((Thank you @stressed-sock for the suggestion <3))
#he thinks he’s such a ladies man 🙄#(he totally is)#my ass did NOT want to draw a background#genma shiranui#naruto#naruto fanart#artists on tumblr
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