#‘yes captain?’
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Levi might be in a wheelchair now but it just means he kicks people who piss him off in the shins instead of the stomach.
#‘Oi c’mere’#‘yes captain?’#‘closer’#‘wha - OW FUCK’#‘WHAT WAS THAT FOR’#‘being a brat’#he’s probably kicking Connie or Jean#but it’s only a matter of time before he wheels himself over to Reiner and whispers:#‘once a scout always a scout’#*absolutely nails him in the ankle*#Reiner: 🥹 I’m so honoured#attack on titan#shingeki no kyojin#shit posting#aot meme#aot memes#levi ackerman
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da crew
#why not include jimmy? good question#i don;t like him#yesss i love drawing headshots#and nothing else#and YES that curly is the same drawing as the one i already posted SHH. that quality was crap anyway#my art#mouthwashing#wrong organ#captain curly#curly mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#i can't stop drawing mouthwashing fanart. sorry it'll be over soon then back to drawing cats <3
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Got inspired, made something, hope you enjoy.
Pretty accurate if I do say so myself.
#you might be wondering#hey ratbaby#maul is friends with absolutely none of these people???#well i dont care#i wanted to put him here so hes here#move on#also#yes i am infact refering to sabe with padmes if you were wondering#the rest is rather self explanatory#btw its 4:00 in the morning right now i think im actually going insane#star wars#tcw#the clone wars#ahsoka tano#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#captain rex#padme amidala#darth maul#ratbaby thoughts
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something about price slapping your pussy after fucking it all bruised and sensitive makes me dizzy. thinking about the heavy and consistent slaps on your cunt; the way he’s bullying it with a quiet tut.
“what a desperate cunt y’have,” he murmurs after a wet gush, your squirt and slick spreading to your pelvis and thighs with each smacks. “need to keep ‘er entertained, don’t i? always needy — it doesn’t even need t’be my cock.”
he sighs in faux disappointment. “such a greedy girl.”
you gurgle your replies, unable to properly speak with the searing pain and blistering pleasure blending into something so cathartic, your toes are curled at your peaking euphoria.
bloating.
the orgasm is close. closecloseclose—
john’s hands still, roughened palm gently falling to the meat of your thigh instead. he leans close, eyes crinkled as he smiles down at you.
“no cummin’ yet, kid,” he croons, breathless.
fuck. him.
#yes this is a full sign that i shelved my lil dark fic for now 🙂↕️#captain john price x reader#john price x reader#f!reader#the ‘girl’ is the pussy#he uh genders it#suns
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john “i’m in no rush to have kids” price who’s the #1 baby bandit at every neighborhood/family function. making friends with all the poor moms just so he can hold their babies under the guise of “giving them a break” except they almost never see them again. it’s like a second nature, longing written in the way he coos down at them with fondness crinkling at his eyes, cradles them in his strong arms while he helps barbecue or watches sports. if that isn’t ovulation fuel enough, how reluctant he is to part ways with them at the end of the night has you so ready to give him a couple he gets to take home.
#yes this is from a tiktok#bella writes⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚#john price#captain price#price x reader#john price x reader#john price headcanons#price cod#cod x reader#cod#captain price x reader#captain john price
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Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)
#tiger tiger#jamis arlesi#remy bonnaire#Arno#through a series of unfortunate events I will be posting this after the update will be out so my timing will be more so:#“Alternate take on how that scene played out” Rather than my funnier “My prediction for how it will go down”#I truly think Remy would rather admit to crimes he didn't commit than confess he has a thing for men.#It would be funny! It would be so funny if this is how Jamis found out. Alas...Not yet...Not yet...#I do love the idea that Jamis completely overlooked the all the elder god horror to get right down to the question of 'HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM'#Remy knows him. Knows him carnally. Wouldn't you like to also know your captain better? In spirit and body and mind?#Jealousy looks good on Jamis. Now he just has to do something about it.#Poor Remy though...He love Jamis so much he'd do anything to prevent losing him.#Which entails never giving Jamis a chance of rejecting or accepting his feelings!#Meanwhile...Jamis is a bisexual disaster man who is at his *limit*.#(For the MDZS fans looking at this Tigers comic who still have no context:#This is like Lan Xichen finding out Jin Guangyao hooked up with Nie Mingjue after LXC spent all that time thinking JGY was straight.#Better yet. This is like WWX just starting to realize his crush on LWJ and then finding out he and JC hooked up in the time skip.#'Nice to know you're into men but why did I have to find out like this' moment.)#((Yes I am trying to bridge the gap between the fandoms I am in. Yes I am still on my propaganda train. Choo Choo!!!))
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MCU COSTUME APPRECIATION Hayley Atwell as Peggy Carter | Agent Carter Season One (2015)
#repost from ye olde deactivated blog#marveledit#tuserlyn#tuserhan#tusertyler#userashe#userrlaura#nessa007#userlaro#usermelanie#userraffa#mcuchallenge#mine#hatwelledit#hayley atwell#peggy carter#peggycarteredit#captain america#captain america: the first avenger#userelysia#usertreena#whatelsecanwedonow#userholtz#userpegs#costumes#costumesource#outfitedit#marvelladiesedit#dailymarvelqueens
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kidnappers of outer space, beware
#star trek#star trek tos#leonard mccoy#jim kirk#spock#mcspirk#bones mccoy#captain kirk#khan noonien singh#space seed#a piece of the action#bread and circuses#honestly love how many trek writers are just like let's kidnap mccoy#fun for the whole family#sometimes he talks his way out of it sometimes he gets rescued#they all get kidnapped once in a while it's fine#cyberphuck#tumblr things#things i found on tumblr#textpost meme#yes i am saying the line at the bottom like buffybot says#vampires of the world be-ware
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This has probably been done, but I couldn't resist.
#call of duty#kyle gaz garrick#captain john price#simon ghost riley#and yes#they are definitely talking to soap 🫡
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sexy old men are one thing. sexy old MURDEROUS men however.......
#hannibal#doomhead#michael myers#albert wesker#slasher#horror#slasher x reader#slashers#horror movies#dare i say john kramer#saw 2004#karl heisenberg#otis driftwood#foxy coltrane#captain spaulding#yes i think he's sexy and what about it#ash williams#rick grimes#negan smith#daryl dixon#twd#the walking dead#rusty nail#horror movie
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Currently thinking about a reader who, while having a full-time job and playing the part of a “real adult” pretty well for the most part, is still kind of lost and pathetic. It feels less like they’re living and more like they’re surviving, getting by on their own with just a cat for company.
Enter John Price, who’s currently on medical leave and just itching for a project. Maybe reader works at a store near his home that he shops at almost every other day, or works at the library where he goes when he needs to get out of the house. Either way, he spots this pretty little thing who clearly needs some love and guidance, preferably from a strong, gentle hand - and who better to do that than him?
Anyways, save me bossy and demanding Price with a savior complex, save me
#this is directly inspired by syoddeye’s barista drabble and ceilidho’s bear!shifter fic#first post and of course it’s about That Man#Also he ends up making reader call him daddy WHO SAID THAT#captain john price#john price#captain john price x reader#john price x reader#f!reader#m!reader#gn!reader#cod x reader#call of duty#cod#yes this is projection on my part because oh my god I just need someone to tell me what to do and take care of the hard stuff for me 🤧#fanfics + other writing
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no but the thing is, when the hero falls in love with the villain she is falling in love with the darkest parts of herself. she is owning her shadow and the owning makes her stronger. it is not about whether a ship is toxic or romanticising abuse because it’s not about two individuals. the struggle is not one between two people, just like the love is not between two people. when the hero falls in love with the villain she is loving herself. when she loves herself she is stronger, better, able to transform darkness instead of running from it. at the moment of loving, a person changes. the loved changes. and the love of the villain changes the hero. it’s all about this, don’t you see?
#this is why most of my fav ships are enemies to lovers#the love of the hero transforms the villain yes#but the love of the villain also transforms the hero#the girls that get it get it#that’s why I think ship wars are pointless btw bc my ship isn’t two people#this goes for queer ships too#u get me?#spuffy#delena#klaroline#captain swan#iwtv#tvd#the vampire diaries#btvs#buffy the vampire slayer#darklina#jude x cardan#shipping meta#ouat#the acolyte#oshamir#peter x catherine#the great#reylo#mine
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look at our captain dawg we’re gonna die
#YES THIS IS CAPTAIN BUTCH FLOWERS#THE KUNT IST SERVEN#art from 2021#my art#rvb#red vs blue#captain butch flowers#agent florida
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not romantic. not platonic. but a secret third more passionate thing (a captain and his first mate)
#yes this is about zolu#but ngl it could be abt any first mate x captain ship out there#because why the hell are those titles so inherently homosexual#'i vow to stand by your side until the end' okay so you're married?#zolu#monkey d. luffy#roronoa zoro#one piece#opla
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So I never really questioned Kabru and Mithrun's dynamic given what's coming up, but that episode really emphasized some stuff to me. We know already that long-lived races, particularly elves, have a tendency to dismiss the other groups as being childlike. But the sheer infantilization that everyone, and specifically Kabru, have to deal with in that episode really hammers it home.
When Kabru mentions his adoption, pretty much all of the Canaries start immediately treating him like a toddler. And we know from flashbacks in the manga that he received pretty much the same treatment from his adopter - I wouldn't say he was quite treated like a favored pet, but it's much closer to that than any kind of healthy relationship dynamic.
So when Mithrun stands up, gets in his face, looks him eye-to-eye and says: "You're plotting something. I'm going to find out what.", that? That is the first time in this scene - maybe in his life - that an elf takes Kabru seriously. Mithrun has his own thing going on, but regardless of his reasoning, he addresses Kabru as a person and an adult. As someone with complex motivations who could potentially trip him up. I don't doubt Kabru has in the past used that infantilization to his advantage, but it's blatantly obvious that he doesn't enjoy it. Who would? So Mithrun starting their relationship by treating Kabru as a peer explains a lot about their dynamic down the line, in my opinion.
Kabru doesn't have to prove his humanity, his personhood, his adulthood to this man, one of a group infamous for how they treat younger species. It must feel like one hell of a paradigm shift.
EDIT: I've seen it pointed out on this post and others that Kabru also shows Mithrun understanding and decency and sees him in a way that others haven't been and I think that's a very important parallel and good point.
#dungeon meshi spoilers#i suggest blacklisting that tag if you aren't caught up#minor spoilers for following the latest ep too#dungeon meshi#elk text#kabru#captain mithrun#mithrun#yes mithrun has his reasons for acting the way he does#but that doesn't like... invalidate the fact that he DID act the way he does#and honestly given his backstory him treating others like equals no matter how intentionally is kind of a big deal
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Everyone Except For Siffrin Is Looping Au Except Someone Wishes That Siffrin Knew Everything There Was To Know About The Loops And Subsequently Accidently Replaces Their Non-Looping Siffrin With Post Game Canon Siffrin And They Only Find Out Cause Siffrin Gets The Memory Of Back In The Fucking Building Again.
#captain's posts#was this an elaborate set up for a joke? yes yes it was. was it also a legitimate au suggestion? yes yes it was. the duality of man ~(°^°)~#isat#in stars and time#isat au#in stars and time au#looping!Party:*wakes up in their designated areas* back on our bullshit here we go~#post canon!Siffrin:*wakes up in The Meadow™ after not looping for a year or so* F U C K#post-canon!Siffrin spends their first loop ignoring their problems and pretending like its all just a fucked up dream caused by stress#when in reality the looping party is Loop-less and instead summoned themselves a Siffrin that escaped the torture nexus to act as a guide
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