#‘he ain’t like yall 🙏’
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something something about how stage 2 killer would view Cross similar to the way he hates being seen, as just another sans among many as if its a dog breed.
#killer sans stages#stage 2!killer#utmv#sans au#sans aus#killer sans#killer!sans#undertale au#killertale#bad sanses#bad sans gang#nightmares gang#nightmare’s gang#cross sans#cross!sans#xtale cross#killertale sans#something new sans#something new au#undertale something new#undertalesomethingnew#something new#it always makes me laugh too bc killer definitely being a hypocrite when it comes to color 💀#‘he ain’t like yall 🙏’#killer would probably only be interested in cross as if he’s an experiment due to his soul blood and AU#I think I just love tropes where characters think theyll be exempt or special from someone like killers general apathy#only to be proven not the case at all#even if he pretends and plays along out of either benefit or obligation
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Dating Daryl Dixon (NSFW and SFW)
Apologies I haven’t made more, I just moved and I’m switching jobs atm. I’m writing a Daryl x Reader fic, it may not be long but I hope you still enjoy when it’s out. For now, enjoy some head canons.
This is both NSFW and SFW , so of course, minors DNI!!!!!
Dating Daryl Dixon would include;
Late night talks, this would be the only time you actually get to have peace, so of course you both take advantage of it
There would be no labels to you’re relationship until he either proposes to you or just randomly calls you his wife one day
Despite not having a label , you know you’re his and he’s yours
There would definitely be nights where you just fuck, he doesn’t care if people hear, he just wants to be with you
Daryl would be stern with you and you both would have arguments, but nothing to the point you are cruel with each other
This man would bring you flowers when you’re sad, dying on this hill!!!
You’d put flowers in his hair as well
You and Daryl’s first time would be kind of shit, much like Maggie and Glenn’s, but of course you find out each others likes and dislikes
Daryl would be rough, but naturally you’d teach him how to be slow, but of course you enjoy his roughness
Constantly grabbing your ass and putting his head on your shoulder as he does it
Daryl would start falling in love with you at the CDC (I’m sobbing)
He would reassure you and go “hey hey” and grab your jaw or waist and look at you
Daryl may not say much sometimes, but you know he’s listening
You would love Daryl and Carols friendship, you actually think it’s cute
Daryl would make sure you have a comfy place to sleep every night
Making sure you eat first is a definite
Daryl would love eating you out, the way this man would go insane over it oh my god
He would grab your hips/hip dips as he’s eating you out 😔🙏 don’t question the messenger
Daryl would love when you sit on his lap
He would be such a girl dad
He would make sure you are priority when you’re pregnant , he would annoy the others sometimes with it, but understandably so
Daryl visiting you while you’re pregnant at Hilltop
Daryl would be mean to you at first , but it’s only because deep down he knows he has a fat crush on you, he would call you all sorts of names and curse you out LMAO
Daryl tries to sass or be mean to you in the early days, but every time he looks into your eyes he falters hard and just yells ��never mind!” and brushes you off
The first time yall kiss, Daryl would be the one to initiate it
My head canon for when you first kiss is you tell Andrea off about shooting Daryl in the head, of course yall fight, but you go to Daryl with a plate of food as he’s resting. Naturally you’re upset and crying, and Daryl’s like “hey- I’m alive ain’t I?” as he grabs your cheeks before he kisses you- MY HEART
I hope you enjoyed <33333
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SBG characters getting caught making out with their s/o
warnings: making out, bad grammar, swearing
A/N: If you haven’t read part I, go read that as well!! :D and also if you want a part III with any other characters i’ll make one (I won’t do Logan cuz tbh I think he just wouldn’t do that kind of stuff)
Part I Part II
Ben Clark
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Yall would be at his house in his room when Aiden just randomly barges in cuz Aiden is just wild
You would have to be the one to initiate the make out probably cuz I believe he’s pretty shy when doing these things
You would guide him but once he gets it it’s like he is EXPERIENCED
Heaven fr
You would have music in the background
I really think ben would be into like System of a down or korn
You wouldn’t hear him over the music so um that would he a bit awkward
Ben would probably notice and quickly pull away
You would just look at Aiden with a pissed expression and flip him off haha
Yall would NOT be doing that ever again (at least not at his house)
Ashlyn Banner
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Yall would definitely not get caught tbh
She had great hearing after all
She would hear the person coming 5 minutes early HAHA
Would just go and lock the door like “bitch you ain’t disturbing me and my s/o”
Let’s say she didn’t have her super hearing and blah blah blah yeah how would that go?
She would yell at the person tbh and then she would just huff when they leave and ramble to you on how stupid that person is
“I swear some people need to learn how to knock like it’s a great invention.”
“Calm down honey it’s—”
“Don’t fucking honey me.”
“You know you love it.”
tsundere-ish type
IDK WHY SHE JUST GIVES THAT KIND OF VIBEEE
Would definitely be at least a bit of embarrassed
Just give her some kisses and call her pet names I believe she would melt haha
Barron
(if anyone knows his last name let me know)
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OKAY YALL HEAR ME OUT
Ik he bullies Logan but his design is just 🙏🛐
On my knees fr (i might have a type)
Anyway! You guys would be somewhere at the arcade with his friends probably and he would just call you to the back of the arcade where ppl smoke
He would flirt with you sm, kissing from your forehead, down to your jawline and then neck
Tbh I think he would be a bit experienced with this shit
Would be a pretty good kisser like a solid 8/10
Would fr pin you against a wall and all that kind of shit when one of his friends wanted to go smoke and saw you guys
Barron would fr kiss you deeper like he ain’t ashamed of you tf
Would just flip the guy off while kissing you
His friend knew better then to stay and quickly went back inside, deciding it was a good day to save his lungs LMAO
“Barron um, he.. kind of saw us?”
“What? Am I not allowed to make out with my s/o?”
“But I thought you—”
“I’m not ashamed of you, you’re gorgeous~ Let them be jealous.”
Barron you fucking bi—
He would rub it in when you guys come back to the group
He have your hand in his or a hand on your waist
Would kiss your cheek in front of his friends (would fr be smirking at the mf that interrupted you)
Just Barron doing Barron things
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I promised a rumble rundown, so that’s what I’m gonna do. Let’s go🙏 also here's the yt vid i used lol
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0:14-0:17
Paul says, “Hello, Darrel. Long time, no see” and then immediately starts checking him out with that upside down smile, ik what u think abt 👁️👁️
0:24-0:27
“I’ll take you” yeah Paul I’m sure u will 🙄 Darry’s cold af w the staredown tho, it’s unfortunate that Pony and Soda have do a full head turn to look at each other like “IKKK he ain’t j said that”
0:27-0:31
DALLAS MY GLORIOUS KING ARRIVES,, shirtless??? And the crowd goes mild‼️ Pony also gets popped in the face and down he goes, it was so good that he was here for just a little bit, everyone say bye now bc the next time he shows up in the fight u won’t even know it’s him I’m deadass
0:48-0:55
Soda is ripping into this guy right, my baby’s a champion!! And then gets up and kinda… walks past Steve getting his ass beat lmao. He even puts his hand on Steve’s shoulder to steady himself as he goes by😭
He just misses the mean double gut punch Steve tanks like the unit he is, because Steve GRABS THIS MAN’S PUNCH and RIPS one across his face, it was beautiful. Masterclass in the ring I’m afraid
0:56-0:58
Okay. I need to give yall the play by play for this single two-second sequence because it was genuinely the greatest clip of cinema I’ve ever seen in my life.
Paul’s got Darry out of frame and he’s confident, dare I say cocky. He’s doing the universal hand signals for “Cmon, hit me bro.”
And I’m gonna say this next part softly. Lean in and listen to me:
When I tell u that Darry clocks Paul in the face, I don’t mean he just clocks Paul in the face. Darry rises like a phoenix from the ashes and swings so hard that everyone around him can feel the aftershocks. Paul has just experienced the equivalent of a steel boxing glove to the dome. Teeth are flying. Paul will have no recollection of this moment for the rest of his life. Take a look at this.
Alr now we back up because YOU CAN SEEEE THE MOMENT OF REALIZATION. This man starts BAILING. The minute Darry spins back, Paul’s got bug eyes, all “Hold up. Wait a minute. He really ‘bout to clock my shit.” He did not want that smoke NEARLY as much as he thought he did, and ykw? I don’t blame him 🤷♀️
Letting yall know that I had to go back and slow down the playback speed so that I could bask in the glory that is Darrel Curtis’s behemoth of a punch. Geologists are losing their minds wondering how volcanoes are erupting and mountains are shifting, unaware of what just happened in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
1:00-1:03
Dally bitch slapping a dude is a great way to kick off the one-minute mark, and a good kick to the ribs just for funsies ig. U go girl🫶
1:04-1:07
Hottest Two-Bit has ever looked sorry
1:19-1:21
Alr Dally is literally picking people up and WWE rocking their shit as he slams them to the ground. That kid was dropped neck first. How did Pony not have to write a sequel.
1:22-1:24
Just an entire sequence dedicated to Soda mewing even as he gets bitched in the face. It’s alr tho, he got his get back
1:47-1:49
Istg I’m not tripping, u listen and u can hear Pony screaming for Darry yall I thought this was supposed to be a good time, I’m actually sobbing
1:55-2:01
STEVE CLUTCHES UP??? DEADASSSS that was the CLEANEST three-shot KO I’ve ever seen, then he body flips the guy behind him??? I WASN’T FAMILIAR W UR GAME, RANDLE 🙏
2:09-2:15
The Socs are kind of getting ready to retreat at this point but rq we gotta check in on the exes, Paul’s getting clowned on again lmfao.
This man tried to kick Darry, then when Darry’s got his foot and is getting ready to spin him like that pigskin, he’s PULLING on Darry’s HAIR??? Man, just leave 😭 ur cooked. And the last time we see him, he’s CRAWLING AWAY😭😭 at least STAND UP
2:24-2:27
Pony’s getting washed in a 6v1 it ain’t his fault this time, bless up. Luckily my goat Darrel Shaynne Curtis Jr. pulls up and literally starts throwing bodies. Absolutely spectacular that I get to live in the same lifetime as this movie.
2:30-2:32
Darry’s asking, “Ponyboy, you okay?” and some NOBODY tries to grab Darry’s shoulders. Who do u think u are???
3:35-3:45
Greasers get the W👏
So in conclusion I think we can all agree that if u are locked in an iso with Darry, just offer up ur cheek and get it over w. Ur not getting the dub. Roll down ur sleeves and go home, ur benched.
Sorry this is messy af, I'm just having fun rn LMFAO
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Trickster
🎂:Epic the musical
🧁:Polites, Odysseus, Eurylochus
🍫: Hermes
Summary: Hermes plays a neat little trick on the big trio on the ship.
A/N: more epic!! I love ler Hermes so much🙏 also, writing three lee’s is HARD yall. Once again, the ending sucks ass, sorry. I never know how to end these things 😭
Trickster
It was a normal, monotonous day on the ship.
Or, at least, it was supposed to be.
Odysseus, the captain, Eurylochus, the second in command, and Polites, the best friend and also pretty high up in the ranks, were standing together, talking about random nothings as they leaned against the railing of the ship.
Meanwhile, Hermes decided that he wanted to live up to his domain as the trickster god, and flew down to the ship, hiding off to the side.
‘Ohoho this is gonna be good.’ He thought to himself as he hid, watching his victims friends from the shadows with a smug smile. And then he used his divine powers to make a slight, barely-noticeable tingling sensation on the sides of all three men.
Due to its lightness, it wasn’t abnormal at first, and they rubbed at it once or twice but nothing too crazy. But as Hermes made it slightly more noticeable and it wasn’t going away, Odysseus commented.
“Man, what is that?”
Eurylochus raised an eyebrow and responded. “What is what?”
“There’s like a weird tingling on my side.”
The other two seemed shocked and replied in unison. “You too?!”
At this declaration, they realized that something was going on. Why else would all three of them be feeling that at the same time?
Just then, Hermes revealed himself with a laugh.
“Hey there, friends!”
“Hermes?!” They all called in shock, and then the god replied.
“The one and only!”
“Are you responsible for this?” Odysseus questioned with an air of seriousness behind his voice, although for some reason he found that it lost all bite, as the tingling sensation made him have the urge to smile.
“You bet I am! Let’s take it up a notch, shall we~?” Hermes lilting voice replies, and with a wave of his hand all three men feel the tingling grow into a true tickle.
Polites instantly burst into giggles, but the more stoic two tried to hold back.
“Ehehahahaha hehehehermehehehes, whyhyhy!”
“I just wanted to, seemed like fun! It’s a neat little trick, ain’t it? Come on, Friends, why are you holding back? Laughing is fun, just let yourself go!” He directs the latter part of his statement to the two that were repressing their laughter, holding their hands over their mouths as their shoulders shook with the effort. Odysseus shook his head, not wanting to give in.
“Well then, I guess I’ll have to up the ante a bit~” Hermes drawls again, and then moves the sensation to Odysseus’ thighs and Eurylochus’ armpits, their respective worst spots. Although Polites was already giggling, he decided to move it for him as well, to his tummy, the buzzing sensation increasing his giggles.
“Eee hehehehermehehes thahahat tihihickles! Ahahahahaha!” He squeaks slightly, doubling over and hugging himself around the middle, as if to block the sensation, but it doesn’t do anything for it, the sensation being entirely magical, as if coming from inside.
“I know, isn’t it great~?”
Meanwhile, Eurylochus finally broke, deep, rumbling chuckles leaving him from the feeling. Odysseus, however, was still stubbornly hanging on.
“Ahahahaha hehehermehehehes, stohohop thihis!”
“No way, I think you could use a laugh! And you, Friend,” he addresses Odysseus, “are fighting far too hard. Let the laughter consume you, my friend!” He waves his hand again, causing the feeling to intensify for all three men, and Odysseus breaks.
“Ppffft- shihihiit! Ahahahahaha!”
“There we go! Now was that so hard~”
Now all three men were giggling and laughing, squirming around. Hermes watched with a wide smile, and they all had very different reactions to the feeling.
Polites was doubled over and hugging himself still, but was also clearly enjoying himself, never once saying ‘no!’ Or ‘stop!’. Eurylochus had his arms snapped to his sides, still laughing with deep rumbling chuckles, protesting loudly. Odysseus was super embarrassed, blushing as he laughed wildly in front of his crew.
“Hehehehehermehehes, STOHOHOP!”
“Aww, but why~ this is so much fun!” Hermes pouts dramatically, holding his face.
“Speheak fohor yohoursehelf aHahahahaha!”
“I dunno~ you all sure sound like you’re having fun.”
“Nohoho whehehe ahaharent! Cuhuhut ihit ohout!” Eurylochus protested through his laughter, struggling to get the words out.
Polites spoke up from his spot. “Ihi dohont knohow Guhuys, Ihi thihink thihis ihis kihinda fuhun! Ehahahaha!”
“I knew you would~” Hermes coos, causing Polites to blush, but he doesn’t deny anything or protest at all.
“Since you’re having fun, why don’t I make this a little bit more interesting, hmm?” The god drawls again, once again increasing the sensation for all three men.
They’re all consumed by unrelenting tickles on their worst spots, the entire area being overwhelmed with fluttery, electric tingles that make them hysterical with laughter.
Polites can feel his entire tummy being assaulted with the ticklish sensations, feeling like prodding fingers and raspberries on every inch of the surface. He doesn’t deny that he’s having fun, small joyful tears forming in his eyes as he giggles.
Eurylochus can feel his whole underarm area being tickled ruthlessly, a buzzing electric sensation consuming him. It tickles so bad! And he is much more reluctant to admit that he doesn’t totally hate this, not even admitting it to himself.
Odysseus is certainly the most embarrassed of the three. He is supposed to be the captain, strong and respectable! But here he was, unable to stop himself from laughing loudly from the feeling of his legs being squeezed and scratched ticklishly. He feels his knees buckle and he grabs into the railing for support. He also refuses to admit to himself that he’s enjoying the feeling, the enjoyment being far overshadowed by embarrassment.
The crew has gathered around to watch the scene, cooing and cheering.
“Haha, they needed to be taken down a notch!”
“Aww, look how much fun Polites is having!”
“I know, right? He’s smiling so wide!”
“Haha, yeah, and I think Eurylochus and the Cap are enjoying it too, even if they don’t wanna admit it.”
The three blush more at the words, especially Odysseus, feeling humiliated at being reduced to a laughing mess in front of his men. Hermes watches, hovering around in various relaxed or playful positions, not deactivating or lowering the relentless divine tickles in the slightest.
“Look how cute you are~ all giggly and happy~” the trickster coos, floating like a school girl would lay on their stomach. He’s having a blast watching and causing the chaos, and he knows that his targets are too, even if two of them won’t admit it.
“Hehehehermehehes, cuhuhut ihihit ohohohout!” Eurylochus continues to protest, feeling as though he has to do something, anything to stop the sensation.
“I don’t think so, darling~ in fact, I don’t think you should be telling a god what to do~”
Eurylochus sees what Hermes is implying and quickly backtracks with giggly apologies. “Wahahait, ihihim sohohorry nononohohoho!”
Hermes giggles and intensifies the sensation anyway. “Yes~ tickle tickle tickle! Doesn’t that feel nice~”
“NoHOhoHO IHIT dohoHOESNT! STohop, PlehehHEASE!” Eurylochus’ chuckles raise to belly laughs, the sensation driving him mad.
Polites, despite how much fun he’s having right now, almost feels a pang of.. jealousy? At Eurylochus’ pleading, feeling like he’s missing out on something more intense. Picking up on this, somehow, Hermes looks at Polites with a teasing yet fond smile, speaking with a teasing lilt that makes Polites blush grow.
“Aww, is someone feeling a little jealous~? Dont worry, friend, let me help you with that~” Hermes does so, increasing the sensation for Polites as well, even adding some ticklish sensation to his sides as well, sensing just how much the optimistic man is enjoying himself.
Polites’ Jealousy immediately vanishes, replaced by a giddy panic mixed with happiness, his squeaky giggles growing louder. He nearly cheers aloud, but decides against it, not wanting to embarrass himself more than he already has. “Eehehehhahahahaha ihihits sohoho tihihickly! Ahahahahaha!”
“Aww, I know it is~ it feels good, doesn’t it~?” Polites doesn’t respond directly, but he doesn’t deny it either, and his body language conveys how he’s really feeling, so he doesn’t really have to respond.
Odysseus is leaning on the railing for support, falling nearly entirely to the floor from the unending, debilitating ticklish shocks sending through his legs. He is so embarrassed, but despite that, he’s also, maybe..having.. just a bit of fun. (It’s a lot of fun, but he’s not even gonna think about that) His worst spot is being tickled absolutely ruthlessly, the electric sensation not letting up for a single moment. His laughter is loud and frantic, but it does carry a tone of genuine joy as well.
“AhaHAhaHAHAHAH! MahahaHAKe ihihit StohohoHOP-!”
“What’s wrong, too ticklish~?” Hermes’ teasing words make his already bright red face get even brighter, his embarrassment evident on his face that’s also adorned with a wide smile, just as his two friends who are squirming and laughing besides him.
“Plehehehehease, hehehehermehehes, ihi CAHAHANT Tahahake ihihit!” Eurylochus’ voice rumbles with his deep laughter, a low, loud sound.
“Sure you can~ all you gotta do is laugh, and you’re doing just fine at that~”
“Heheheehehahahahahahaha! Ihihit tihihickles sohoho muhuhuch! Hahahahahha!” Polites’ happy giggling continues to fill the air of the ship, earning coos from the watching audience.
Hermes decides that Odysseus needs to join his friends in the more intense feeling, increasing it for him as well, making his legs fully fail, him collapsing to the floor in loud fits of laughter, kicking in order to try and expel the sensation, or at the very least deal with it. “AHAHAH- NohoHO- ahahahahahaha!”
“Oop, man down! Looks like someone’s awful ticklish~”
“AHaHAHA NOHOT THEHERE, PLEHEASE!”
“Oh, but this spot is just so fun!”
Eurylochus continues to let out Belly laughs, his being the deepest of the three, filling the air with the booming sound. “Hahahahahahaha ehehenohohough, plehehehehease! Ahahahahaha!”
“Why should I~ you all seem to be having a good time~”
Polites is still giggling happily, holding his stomach with small tears of joy rolling down his face. He is having an absolute blast right now, and is the most open about it.
Odysseus, meanwhile, was stuck in absolute ticklish agony, laughing loudly as his thighs were assaulted with ruthless tickles, forcing endless laughter from his chest. He, too, had tears of laughter falling, the feeling be so unbelievably intense, and despite the fact that he doesn’t want to admit it, it feels so good. What made it worse is that he couldn’t even fight back! There were no hands to push at, no pin to struggle against, but yet no matter how much he kicked and squirmed it did nothing to help alleviate the maddening feeling.
Eurylochus was much in the same position, arms pinned to his sides but it doing nothing to block or protect him from the intense tingling tickles on his underarms, making his deep belly laughs ring throughout the ship.
Hermes could tell that they were reaching their limit, so decided for one last hurrah before ending the feeling.
“You guys ready for a grand finale~”
“NOHOHO!”
“Plehehehehease dohohont!”
Eurylochus and Odysseus protested loudly, whereas Polites just felt flutters of anticipation in his chest.
Hermes ignored the pleas, and for said ‘grand finale’, made the three have even more intense sensations all over their most ticklish spots, driving them mad with laughter.
It only lasted for a few seconds, the men’s hysterical laughter filling the ship like a joyful symphony, but to them it felt like an hour. It was so unbelievably intense, probably the strongest tickling any of them had ever experienced.
It was absolutely unbearable, and although it was a little enjoyable, they each knew that they couldn’t take it for more than a few seconds.
After the longest 5 seconds of their lives, Hermes snapped and the sensation disappeared, leaving just residual giggles.
After a minute or so that the men took to cool their breathing and stop giggling, Hermes spoke.
“Did you have fun~~” the blush that had started to fade immediately returned in full force.
“Yeah..” Polites spoke quietly, not bothering to deny it despite it being embarrassing to admit.
“Absolutely not!” Eurylochus and Odysseus chimed in at the same time, despite it being not fully true.
Odysseus continued. “Please, never do that again.”
Hermes did an exaggerated pout. “Booo, you’re no fun~”
Odysseus just sighed. “At the very least can you not do that while I’m in front of everyone?”
“I make no promises~”
With final goodbyes and well wishes, Hermes flew off to continue his job, leaving the three flustered from the experience.
“Agree to never talk about this again?”
Odysseus spoke and the other two nodded.
“Agreed.” Eurylochus continued. “You don’t have to tell me twice.”
They dispersed to do various things and continue their jobs, but they couldn’t deny that they had a slight lightness in their chests after the experience, the boredom of the day having been lifted slightly.
It was a pretty cool trick.
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#epic the musical tickles#ler!hermes#lee!odysseus#lee!polites#lee!eurylochus#sfw tickle community#parrotwrites
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joe burrow on obx??!!
Joe Burrow x Reader Instagram au
authors notes: face claim is Madelyn Cline. these are so fun to make lol. ooc?? all pics are from Madelyn Clines Instagram. joes pics are from his Instagram. enjoy!!
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Jaira5: need more jaira and jarah
bengals: obx 4?
↳ Y/nInstagram: maybe?? maybe not??
joeyb_9: holy shit it’s happening
↳ Y/nInstagram indeed it is
Zendaya: can’t wait!!
obxfan1: THE GODS HEARD MY PRAYERS
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Y/nInstagram: we’ll be in the sand forever🥰
↳ joeyb_9: isn’t that cute
Evan_Mcphearson: YOURE DATING THE ACTRESS THAT PLAYS SARAH CAMERON?!??
Y/nInstagram: yes I’m the football he’s holding
nfl: THE BIGGEST PLOT TWIST EVER???
lahjay10_: are you gonna be in the new szn?
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sam_hubbard_: as if people didn’t know from joe’s thirsty ass comments😹
Y/nInstagram: love you joey!!
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bengals: makes obx that more interesting
joeburrowlover: HES DATING Y/N???
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haydenrhurst: this is actually crazy
joshallenqb: 🔥🔥
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joeyb_9: orange looks so good on you
drewstarkey: Sarah and kie best duo??
jonathandavissofficial: hottest cast ever
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bengals: repping our iconic orange
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carlaciagrant: looking so fineee
charles_esten: miss yall
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y/nloverr: Y/n and madison best girls
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#joe burrow x you#joe burrow fluff#joe burrow x y/n#joe burrow fan fic#joe burrow imagine#joe burrow#instagram au#jamarr chase#sam hubbard#madison bailey#madelyn cline#joe burrow x reader#rudy pankow#chase stokes#obx x reader#obx3#nfl fan fic#joe burrow fanfic#joe burrow fic#sarah cameron#faceclaim#nfl#obx sarah#drew starkey#jj maybank
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LND try not to update when I'm asleep challenge GO (chp 11 yall)
not two-bit w his breakfast beer 😭😭 (was it temporary that made the joke about t-b and mega beer? cant remember)
“Curly gonna be there?” Pony asked, looking over. PONYYYYYY 😭
Dally noticing the St. Christopher STOP IT RN
If there was one thing he was desperate to hold on to, it was his composure. i know the NYC backstory is going to go crazy, all this talk about reputation being the last thing Pony has ownership of and how desperate he is to maintain it
was pleasantly surprised at how smoothly the car ride over to Jays went! god bless you dally for being chill 🙏
She was dressed in a light blue uniform, the white apron sinching her waist in a way that made Dally’s mind go places it shouldn’t. DALLY?????? 😭 jfc he's such a 17 yo boy
wait why is he getting crazy 🙁
“You’re joking, yeah? You know I ain’t ever gonna hit you. Never would.” 🙁🙁🙁
voice cadence sounding strangely southern. Like he was echoing someone else’s words. CRAZY I SEE THAT I CAUGHT THATTTT
ANYways, Where the Sun Meets the Storm by Legends_Never_Die
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a list of all the songs i desperately need coryo or snowbaird or lucy gray edits to🤗🤗 feel free to take any of these ideas and make them edits❤️
- the greatest- lana del rey
- “those nights were on fire, we couldn’t get higher, we didn’t know that we had it all, but nobody wants you before the fall, and i’m wasted, don’t leave i just need a wake up call, i’m facing the greatest, the greatest loss of them all” the greatest loss being lucy gray 🙏🙏pls see the vision
- how did it end- taylor swift
- “say it once again with feeling how the death rattle breathing silenced as the soul was leaving the deflation of our dreaming leaving me bereft and reeling my beloved ghost and me, sitting in a tree dying, it’s happening again, how did it end? i can’t pretend like i understand, how did it end? come one come all it’s happening again, the empathetic hunger descends” this is coryo being in denial for killing sejanus and lucy gray, ik there’s not much for lucy gray but i can really see the sejanus part
- nectar of the gods- lana del rey
- “i used to dream about people like you, now i don’t know why, i used to sing about people like you now i just get high, i get wild on ya baby, wild and fucking crazy like you never knew, knew, knew, i get wild on ya baby, i get wild and fucking crazy.” lucy gray one for sure, “i used to dream about people like you” and “i used to sing about people like you” cmon that’s lucy gray with snow fr
- violets for roses- lana del rey
- “you made me trade my violets for roses, you tried to trade in my new truck for roses, don’t forget all of these that you love are the same things i hate, the simple life, i chose this” “ever since i fell out of love with you i fell back in love with me, and boy does it feel sweet, like a summer breeze” another lucy gray, this is everything i need in life, snow trying to get her to come to the capitol but she likes the simple life in 12!!
- fuck it i love you- lana del rey
- the end part, where she’s singing fuck it is love you and under it is “california dreaming got my money on my mind” yall know the vibes for sure
- honeymoon- lana del rey
- “there are violets in your eye, there are guns that blaze around you” “we both know the history of violence that surrounds you, but i’m not scared, there’s nothing to lose now that i’ve found you” or the “dreaming away your life” part, it would be a serve, trust
- freak- lana del rey
- “ooh, you’re cold as ice, baby, but when you’re nice, baby, you’re so amazing in every way, ooh, you’re cold as ice, baby, i don’t want to fight, baby, it’s like i told you, if you stay, i’ll stay,” honestly i just love this song
- california- lana del rey
- “you’re scared to win, scared to lose, i heard the war was over if you really choose, the one in and around you, you hate the heat, you got the blues, changing like the weather, oh that’s so like you, the santa ana moves you” pls this makes so much sense in my head, UGH PLS UNDERSTAND WHAT IM THINKING HERE
- get free- lana del rey
- i don’t think i need an explanation, listen to the song, look at the lyrics, think about it. you’ll see the vision i hope.
- fucked my way up to the top- lana del rey
- i just think he would eat in a edit to this song, no further comment.
- if you lie down lie with me- lana del rey
- “don’t say you’re over me, when we both know that you ain’t” “dance me all around the room, spin me like a ballerina super high, dance me all around the moon, light me up like the fourth of july, once, twice, three times the guy i, ever thought i would meet don’t say you’re over me, when we both know that you lie” either lucy gray or snow, pls i see the vision and i desperately need to hear this song more i love it sm
- wildflower wildfire
- “Hot fire, hot weather, hot coffee, I'm better with you, It's strange, but it's true, darling, Not to turn into a wildfire, To light up your night, With only my smile and nothing that burns, Baby, I'll be like a wildflower, I live on sheer willpower, I'll do my best never to turn into something, That burns, burns, burns, Like the others baby, burns, burns, burns” once again, snow or lucy gray i just know this would be such a fire edit
- forward beckon rebound- adrianne lenker
- that trend with the “villain and violent, infant and innocent, baby both arms cradle you now”
- heroin- lana del rey
- “it’s fucking hot, hot! winter in the city, Somethin' 'bout this weather made these kids go crazy, (It's hot) even for February, Somethin' 'bout this sun has made these kids get scary” i love this song and my explanation for why i want a snow edit to it is because i love this song.
- without you- lana del rey
- i don’t hear this song on edits enough for songbirds, i need more
- false god- taylor swift
- that would be deadly, i would pass away if i saw a snow edit to false god
- summer bummer- lana del rey(feat asap rocky
- WHY HAVENT I SEEN A SNOW EDIT TO THIS SONG, I NEED THAT MORE THAN I NEED AIR!!
- after midnight- chapell roan
- I JUST NEED THAT, OKAY?
- so it goes and dress- by taylor swift
- ik there’s plenty of snow edits to these songs but i need more, i just do.
- serial killer- lana del rey
- pls this is snow fr don’t play bitch
- cruel world- lana del rey
-LISTEN TO THE SONG, YOU WILL SEE THE VISION TRUST!!!
#coryo snow#snowbaird#coriolanus snow smut#coriolanus snow x reader#coryo x lucy gray#lana del rey#edit#tom blyth
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omggg but like an au where everyone lives in like this village and remus is like that “monster” and bitches sacrifice you to him 🙏 like “take this hoe as a sacrifice” and he’s like “ oh em geeeeeeee i love her thank you so much🫶”
or like princess!reader hearing ab remus and he lives in the woods and she’s like “girl he ain’t real there ain’t no werewolf here yall dramatic🤷♀️” then she goes out and remus is like “i’m so real🧍🏻♀️”
y’all get it
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Pt 2 of me freaking the fuck out
OMG SHINSUKE HAIIII❤️❤️❤️
Oh my Shinsuke😳
I desperately need him to murder a mf rn
OMG CANDICE PROMO
HAIHAIHAIHAIHAIAHIAHIAHIAHAIHAI GRILIE😍😍😍😍😍😍
OMG INDI SPOTTING WSG GIRLIEE💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚
Wsg Xia☺️☺️
XIA WTTFFFFF NOOOOOOOOOO
CANDICE NOOOOOOOOOO☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
XIA WHAT THE FUCK😭😭😭😭
Canidice girl NOO💔💔 I hope that this is a fake out and she didn’t actually get hurt
SAMIJEY SIGHTING
JEY NO DO NOT FUCKING TAGTEAM W CODY, STAY SINGLES RIGHT THE FUCK NOW I SWEAR
STOP MENTIONING RHEA
RHEA & JEY ISNNOT FUCKING HAPPENING
YALLS WILL NOT GET IT OVER
DREWWWWWWW
Bisexual lighting
Oh god I got chills, literal chills
THIS SHIT GOT MY SO HYPED
DREW
Fuck that pandemic dawg
THE KEEP MAKING THESE DOPE ASS PROMOS FOR SETHS OPPONENTS AND THEN THEY ALWAYS LOSE
PLEASE SETH TAKE THIS FUCKING L AND LET DREW WIN
I NEED IT PLEASE
OMG ZOEY PROMO, I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE HER FIGHT
IM ONLY LOOKING FLRWARD TO THE MATCH 4 RHEA ZOEY AND RAQUEL💪💪💪
LIKE THEY MY BADASS MFS
BASZLER IS OKAY BUT SHE AINT MY FAV
AND HONESTLY FUCK NIA
BROOOOO I HAVE SETHS GLASSES SAVED TO MY AMAZIN WISHLIST LMFAOO💀💀💀
Can’t wait to see Seth serve cunt on crown jewel again
Nah but Seth right tho, sorry Drew☹️💔
OMG JD HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI
DAM HE RAG DOLLING HIS ASS AROUND😭😭😭😭‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
This match is SERVING
GOD DAMN JD FUCKING LAUNCHED OVER😭😭😭 bros head bounced like a basketball
GIRL SETH RELLLAAAAXXXXXX😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
LMFAAAOOO THE JD SIGN, DONT DONHIM LIK E THAT HE JUST GOT A SQUARE HEAD😭😭🙏🙏‼️‼️‼️
DAMIEN
DAMIEN
DAMIEN
HAIHIAHIUIAHIAHAIAHAIHIAHIAHIAHAI
Damn why he get on JD like that when pinning😧😧
Nah but he fucking killed bro fr😭😭😭😢😢😢
Drew wins against Seth, and Damien fakes out on it and cashes in on Roman + Drew joins jd🥺🥺 (/j)
LMFAAAOOOOOOOO CHELSEA AND PIPER😭😭😭😭 NOT THE HART FOUNDATION
girl Natalya how r you gonna do the most bland ass costume yet? DO BETTER😤😤
OMG BECKY HAAI (I like her now again now that she lost☺️)
If Chelsea doesn’t win imma be pissed
LMAO THE PIE IMMEDIATELY💀💀💀💀
NAH SHE TRYNA DROWN CHELSEA😨😨
Seeing the camera crew on tv is so funny to me, because they just sitting against the Barricade
GIRL NIKKI 😭😭
THE CANDY CORN🤯🤯🤯 this is so hardcore, you’re so right Michael
WHOPPERS😍😍😍😍 (sorry I love them don’t judge me)
AAAAAA I WAS RIGHT CHELSEA WONNNNNNNNNNN
THEY ARE THE MOMENT
The punisher…Damien Priest….Frank Castle….I need someone to do Damien as Frank Castle or reverse bc WHAT why did I never think of this
HIIII SAMI😊😊😊😊🫶🫶🫶
Nah Damien fucking DIPPED
He ain’t want none of Sami’s bs😭😭
LMFAAOOO DAMIEN💀
Hire El Generico
YEAH THATS RIGHT ITS DAMIENS OLD MOVE
OMG JEYYYYYYY HII GIRL
Old man yaoi vs Sad cat eyes yaoi
NOOOOO WHY YOU GOTTA STOP THE MATCH JEY IT WAS SO GOOD
Yo wsg Cody
Cody should cut the hoodie holes lower yknow like like like appeal to your audience bro
And Jey WHAT HAPPENED TO UR CROPTOPS💔💔💔
THANK YOU 4 SAVING HIM JD
HELLUVA KICK OMFG
JD IS FUCKING DEAD
uh uh don’t like that
DIDNT EVEN BREAK THE TABLE
table strong asf
Sami hugging Cody to get him to brutalize Jd again
GIRL WHY ISNT THE TABLE BREAKING😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Cody fucking going crazy dawg
Sorry Cody I love your ass buut…. Gotta stick w my favorite old goth man
#shinsuke nakamura#candice lerae#indi hartwell#xia li#sami zayn#jey uso#cody rhodes#rhea ripley#drew mcintyre#seth rollins#jd mcdonagh#dominik mysterio#damien priest#the judgement day#natalya wwe#chelsea green#piper niven#el generico#wwe#wwe monday night raw
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KNEW IT THIS LMAOOOO
“she’s just a friend”
yall both bitches yall both fucking dumbass hoes idgaf
hope yall stay tf out my life 🙏🙏🙏
she ain’t do much but be a weirdo bitch still trynna talk to you cuz she didn’t stop liking you girl you got zero respect for me as much as you wanna think you do
and him i got nun for him he ain’t shit and i should’ve known that but i expected more from him
either way she’s the one who has me a bit more mad cuz like girl you were supposed to be my friend but to be fair i met you through him should’ve realized you ain’t ever were gonna me my friend cause yoh want him so bad
“i don’t” bitch stfu you do and you even know it cause you were talking about him to mfs while we were still together
is go get him girl yall deserve each other 🤣
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Let me try not to do this…… okay moment over let’s get it done w a lovely deep dive 💦 🐬 🕵️♀️
Part 1: Awkward Moment: now fact that ally comes out to just surprise Colin same moment reader leaves leave me full of doubt about this bitch. Like mmm u n Colin r nasty af like at this point I’m really thinking they want to do a 3 some bc sus. Then the oh I didn’t see u but never and I say NEVER reach out to her bc getting some before work n “happening to run into each other don’t count “ roo . But she recognizes she wasn’t there like obviously 🙄 she left afterwards when u was fuckin like 🐰 in next room. And reader little hard on her self poor thing. Part 2: Office Space If this is anything like the show hot damn we just enter a two for and a bitch could not be more happy. Lord so many times I seen this and it’s like mm. I know this is a Colin fic but honey u left to many stiff open w endless questions I have and probably go on a rant about but won’t just please 🙏 ring ring a sis when u got a chance. Shari shariiiii I love her yup only five secs n I’m like clap slap yuuuup. I wonder do they hang out is reader just socially awkward bc if so hot dog I found my double lol 😂 He's tall, blond, and neatly groomed. He wears a dark blue suit with a crisp white shirt. Even without a tie, he carries an air of formality. The shade of the fabric brings out the lighter hue of his eyes as they scan the spacious but crowded office floor. Idk why but I was like DAMN YES 👍 like mmm found a suitable mate for reader wooo. Lord huh sounds fine. Now I really was like oh shut did he see her the contact at this moment I’m just shipping the shit of the two ( especially once he drop it like it hot w the name girrrrrl) again knowing my luck it’s a trap 🪤 n bitch need to run to CVS n stock up on my clown makeup . THE FACT OKAY REPEAT IT FOR THE BACK THIS HAPPENED HAD ME ☠️ 🪦 His lilted accent is like music. You can't help but be enthralled by it. Your mind as ever sprints ahead of you as you wonder where he's from and how he got here. BC IM SAY WAY IDK WHYYYYYYYYY BUT VOICE ALWAYS GET ME zoooooon out now after this line she says last thing she needs is this choas ( my pink glasses tilt down as I give a confused look) why she say that part 3: First impression; nooooow 👏🏼 🫰 idk about yall but tension is tight n I’m grabbing my coins bc I feel it. To meet people and to see what their worth is okay but mmmm idk 🤷♀️ he kinda going at it differently idk and how he said That is not my question," he closes the folder and drops it, "forgive me. You have my full attention," he steps around and leans against the desk, only a foot away from you, "describe this office in one word." Like idk much but BUTTT I’m feeling something about the way this convo turn now I’m not gonna lie I just huhhh point at him something up BUT IF ALL ELSE FAILS THE GAZE ROO THE GAZE SOMETHING UP ONCE HE HEAR THAT WORD
Part 4: Colin : I want to start by saying he diff was waiting for her like nope he jobless basically n bored so why not be a sexy creep and stalk a bitch u ain’t fucking but make sure she can hear it mmm u nasty 😷 So quickly the knife sinks back in as you find Colin standing along the other side of the hall, leaning on the railing that overlooks the lower level. He watches you as you appear. Like whooooooo does this 🫤 waits like this makes me wonder like idk maybe we discovered a im a creepy ass man kink w him bc like why or it’s enjoyment like ally all Colin she heard n now im mad pout n he all so what lalala they get n a fight n he fucks w reader bc he a dick . 👏🏼 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 why is he clocking a bitch like u a Rolex , Ally said you got pretty loaded. Andddddd you again talking about her w ally u guys really talking about her this much like who does this. And he creeeeping rooo oh my god can we find a level above steve n bucky on the god damn u is quite sneaky this never end nicknames n flirting yoooooo men just don’t HOLD UP TAKE MY POODLE HE SNAP HIS FINGER AT HER OHHHH NAH HE GONNa ( in a whisper) DIEEEEEEEEEEEE n come on this Buttercup,” he snaps his fingers, “you’re the best friend ever, you know that? So fucking chill. God, just… beautiful!” Whaaaaaat he doing n a 😘 boy what is u doin n then it hit me he got a im a horny dick kink who does that n say stuff then act like it ahhhh
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Warnings: this fic will include dark content such as dubcon/noncon, manipulation, cheating, sleazy behaviour, and other possible triggers. My warnings are not exhaustive, enter at your own risk.
This is a dark!fic and explicit. 18+ only. Your media consumption is your own responsibility. Warnings have been given. DO NOT PROCEED if these matters upset you.
Summary: Your next door neighbours hook up, bringing to surface deep-seated feelings.
Character: Colin Shea
Note: Things are already gettin messy.
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Sunday is spent recovering. Emotionally. Physically, you feel fine. The nausea and headache fade before noon but you still feel sick. You don’t dare emerge from your apartment.
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update! i’m at 1.6k words, hoping to be finished soon 🙏 i have to finish the fic on my phone cause my wi-fi is out, so as a thankyou for yalls patience here’s another snippet <3
p.s. i forgot to mention but this is a modern au
“Color?” She prompted. It had been her idea to establish the stoplight system into their sexual encounters, after it had gotten a bit too intense one time.
His hazel eyes locked with hers of cool blue. “Green. I’m good, I’m good, I just… got caught up thinkin’.”
With that simple word of consent, she slipped back into a role of dominance effortlessly. She tilted her head. “Oh? Tell me what you’re thinking about,” Her tone made it sound like a suggestion, but there was an underlying power to her words. He knew it was an instruction.
His breath hitched. “I, well, I… was hoping you’d sit on my face, before all of this stuff happened.”
“Aw,” Abigail cooed, petting his hair, “Ain’t you sweet? But that’s not what I have planned for you right now.”
“I’ll do whatever you want,” John quickly offered, her honeyed voice making him easily fall right into place.
snippet of my upcoming johnigail smut fic “kissed, tear stained red” below the cut x
John was flushed underneath her, pink down to nearly his chest.
Abigail wanted to draw out this moment, capture it mentally. “You like this, don’t you?” She asked, although it wasn’t really a question.
“Yeah— yes, can you maybe go faster?”
Her lips were centimeters above his, never quite kissing him just to tease. “You want more?” She finally gave him a brief kiss, and he tried to follow her for more. “Beg me for it,”
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