#‘can i put it in?’ bro just VOTE omg

[chrollogy]

HES HERE .

[whyse7vn]

LOVE OCTAGON? -

[ ot7 x reader ]

YOUNG FOREVER

8 participants - 8 online

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hobi: just did 8 push ups i’ll smack the shit out of anybody rn

jin: if you were a girl i’d be into that

jk: pls don’t hit me

tae: thought he liked men

jimin: could of fooled me

jin: ??????

namjoon: glad to see ur working out again hobi

hobi: what’s that supposed to mean??

namjoon: i’m glad to see you working out again?

y/n: can i watch?

jk: i want you so bad omg

y/n: ??

jk: sorry i was hacked

yoongi: did one of you order food to my house?

jk: no i wasn’t

tae: MY BURGER IS AT YOUR HOUSE???

OH MY GOD I THOUGH I WAS SCAMMED I WAS SO UPSET

jimin: eat it yoongi

tae: DON’T

pls 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

send it back to me pls i’m begging

i’m literally starving

and shaking

jin: i think you should give it back to him yoongi could be his first meal in months

hobi: real

yoongi: threw it away

tae: WHAT IS UR ISSUE??????

yoongi: you

hobi: namjoon do you want to fight?

jk: do you want me back?

jimin: shut up

tae: don’t expect to hear from me ever again bitch

yoongi: oh nooooo

namjoon: fight??

y/n: can i watch?

jin: this is stressing me out

someone give me a fun fact to calm me down

namjoon: um

hobi: xikers are the first 5th gen group

tae: that sounds like a disease

jimin: thought we would never hear from you again

yoongi: good things never last

jin: 5TH GEN??????

ARE YOU SILLY

THATS A THING??

THAT FACT DID NOT CALM ME DOWN AT ALL

jimin: ofc tae’s talking about diseases again

tae: am i wrong tho??

like

omg i got xikers rn

i’m itching soooo badddfd

pls i need to go to hospital the xikers on my back are killing me

namjoon: stop talking

tae: i’m not wrong

jk: are you ok tae?

what is xikers

it sounds bad

tae: i’m dying

pls remember me

jk: WHAT 😨

i will bro 🥺

y/n: he’s lying to you

jk: i’m not i swear i’ll remember you forever and ever

y/n: tae is lying to YOU

stupid

jk: oh

wtf man :/

tae: you never let me have fun

hobi: i want to be 5th gen

jk: but we said we were 4th gen??

namjoon: we are 3rd gen.

yoongi: let’s not do this again

tae: ME FOR 5TH GEN IT BOY

jimin: jimin 5th gen ace

jin: although i’m in shock and disbelief rn i’ll still take on the role of 5th gen it boy

tae: ?????

tf is wrong with you

can you read

i said i’m 5th gen it boy?

let’s vote

come on guys 🤗

yoongi: i vote jin

y/n: jin

jk: ME 3

jimin: ig jin

hobi: jin4thewin

namjoon: jin?

jin: i also vote for jin

tae: burn in hell

jk: y/n 5th gen it girl?

y/n: but i was 4th gen it girl last time

jk: ur right let’s swap

y/n: best 5th gen rapper

it’s an honour really

jk: i will use my 5th gen it girl title to help better the world

hobi: 5th GEN VISUAL HOSEOK

yoongi can take the best 5th gen singer title

yoongi: k

y/n: namjoon best 5th gen dancer?

jk: i agree

namjoon: ??

jin: idk about you but i love my new title

tae: i bet you do

jin: you sound mad

namjoon: again?

tae: i’m not

namjoon: you can take mine if you really want

i don’t care for you guy’s silly little game

jk: THIS IS NO GAME JOON

THIS IS OUR REAL LIFE

hobi: RIGHT

tae: KEEP UR NASTY TITLE I DONT WANT UR PITY FUCK YOU FUVK YOU FUCK YOU

jin: yikes

yoongi: all this shouting for what?

y/n: wow

namjoon: fine

jimin: why did jungkook go live naked

y/n: proof lmao?

jin: right put me off my salad fr

jimin: you were eating a salad?

jin: yeah?

jimin: ok

jin: tf you mean ok???

do you want to fight?

jimin: i’m just surprised that’s all

jin: why??????

jimin: cuz yk…

jin: no i DON’T know

pls enlighten me bitch

jk: i wasn’t naked??

jimin: yes you were

jin: HELLO???

YK WHAT?

jk: i swear i wasn’t

y/n: proof???????

jk: you want to see me naked 🤭??

i’m blushing rn

tae: i was naked once

hobi: this isn’t about you

y/n: tae sent me nudes by email once

hobi: ok this is about you

jk: WHAT????)/£/

jin: by email?

tae: omg why would you tell themmmm

jimin: why would you ever want nudes from that?

tae: that????

y/n: i never asked for them

who do you think i am??

tae: what does that mean??

namjoon: you can literally get arrested for that

tae: kinky

but i did send them on accident

so i’m sure the police would understand

jin: i do not believe that at all

and by email??

how is that an accident

yoongi: right

tae: plus i did look super hot right y/n?

y/n: that not the point

tae: see how she didn’t say no

jk: SAY NO

hobi: send the nudes here i say!

jin: DO NOT

jk: say no before i shoot myself in the head

jimin: wow

namjoon: it doesn’t matter if she thought you looked good or not you can’t go round sending ur nudes to people with without warning

tae: says who?

namjoon: the fucking law?

are you okay?? like that’s common sense

wtf is wrong with you

hobi: joons getting mad oh my god >.<

yoongi: thought we established he has no common sense

tae: i knew telepathically that she needed to receive nudes from me in order to keep living

jin: so you didn’t send them by accident then

tae: accident on purpose it’s all the same thing tbh

y/n: to keep living??

jimin: they are polar opposites actually

tae: omg all of u on my dick rn

don’t be mad i stepped up and you didn’t

jk: i was goONA STEP UP

ITVWAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME

I HATE YOU

IM GOING TO KILL YOU

hobi: jk’s mad this is scary >.<

jin: witnessing the fall the taekook in real time

wow this is truly beautiful

tae: omg chill out??

it’s nothing she hasn’t seen before

jimin: and is that by choice?

jk: I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

hobi: wait what?

namjoon: everyone shut the fuck up

jin: look now you made joon fr mad

hobi: sorry namjoon >.<

tae: it wasn’t even my fault

y/n: i’m the victim here don’t be mad at me

jk: DO SOMETHING ABOUT HIM JOON

yoongi: i’m tired

jimin: this is a lot to take in

namjoon: taehyung apologise

tae: FOR WHAT?????????

hobi: ur sick in the head

namjoon: now

tae: sorry??????

jk: nasty bitch

tae: y/n let’s tell them about us

jk: what

yoongi: 🤨

y/n: us?

tae: ummmmmmm lol?

she’s normally not like this i swear

she likes me honestly

stop embarrassing in front of the guys babe

y/n: blocking you

tae: are u using me for my body???

i sent you nudes TWICE

hobi: one in a million we are twice 🩷💖

tae: you said i was hot

are we not in love?

yoongi: lol

jk: YOU SENT HER NUDES TWICE???????

OH MY GODDDDSJEJ SOMEONE PLs PULL THE TRIGGER FOR ME IM TOO WEAK TO DO THIS ANYMOREEEENBE

jimin: so like did she ask for the nudes the first time?

y/n: SHUT UP???

jimin: OH MY GODFF YIU TOTALY DID

THE PLOT THICKENS

y/n: namjoon tell them to stop taking

namjoon: stop talking

hobi: wait…

is this the fwb you’ve been talking about for weeks

tae: STOP SPEAKING

jin: wooow ur really sad

jk: OhH MY GODDDD ANd I CONGRATULATED YOU SND EVERYTHING OH MY GODDDHDXUD KILL MEMEME KILL MEMEEEE

y/n: fwb?

we have not fucked

jk: oh thajnk god

yoongi: have you kissed?

hobi: yoongi’s jealous >.<

yoongi: just asking

tae: i don’t want to talk about this anymore

jimin: look he’s embarrassed

they totally have not kissed

tae: bottom lie is that she said i was hot

jk: SHE WANTEF TO SEE ME NAKED BEFORE SO UR NOT SPECIAL

DONT LET IT GET TO UR HEAD

BITCH

namjoon: calm down jungkook

jk: HES A LITTLE SNAKE I WILL NOT CALM DOWN NEVER EVER EVER

I LIKED HER FIRST

yoongi: no you didn’t?

jin: is this a love triangle?

hobi: classic case of a love square

jimin: love square?

y/n: no one is in love

tae: my life is over

y/n: get a grip

jimin: i’m feeling left out put me in the square

hobi: it wouldn’t be a square then

jimin: love pentagon?

jin: make it a hexagon

hobi: wait wtf and me

love heptagon so cute 💞

what about you namjoon?

namjoon: what about me?

jimin: do you want to fuck y/n yes or no?

y/n: oh my god????

jk: YOU BETTER SAY NO

SAY NO

ILL KILL YOU

namjoon: i’m not answering that

jk: GOOD

WAIT WTF ARE YOU TRYING TI SAY YOU DON’T THINK SHES HOT???

WTF IS WRONG WITH yOU???

SHE IS NOT UGLY

namjoon: i never said that

jimin: i’m taking that as a yes

hobi: love octagon 🩷

y/n: what happened to talking about our 5th gen life 🙁

jk: i love 5th gen

hobi: what is with the gc name?

jimin: it’s for jin’s mental health

jin: ur actually decreasing my mental health by taking about 5th gen

jimin: are newjeans 5th gen?

jin: okay so just fuck me then?

yoongi: idk

hobi: I LOVE NEWJEANS

oHUr my OHUR MY GODTT

jin: i don’t listen minors sing

it’s bad for the economy

jimin: just say they make you feel old as shit

jk: i don’t listen to other women sing

y/n: ???

jk: i mean i love when other women sing

i actually only listen to girl groups

tae: he’s lying

because that’s actually me

y/n: shut the fuck up both of you

yoongi: real

y/n: and you

yoongi: ??????????????????????

jimin: LMAO

HE DIDN’T EXPECT THAT

jin: GOTTT HIKMMMMM LMAOSOSOSOIDKEKEKDKDKDK

hobi: i love feminism ❤️

y/n: it’s nice not arguing

namjoon: i’ve been telling you all

jimin: true!!!

hobi: you argue the most

jimin: me???

hobi: yes you

you and jin literally argued 10 seconds ago

jin: don’t put us in the same sentence like that i’m getting uncomfortable

namjoon: the fact that they actually shut the fuck up

what have i been doing wrong

jimin: maybe cuz you don’t have a pussy idk

namjoon: did you have to be so vulgar?

y/n: vulgar?

what are you 65??

hobi: pussy is power

NOT vulgar

jin: vulgar is such a nasty word like ew vulgar

namjoon: i’m leaving

jin: praise god

namjoon left “young forever”

tae: i love pussy btw

jimin left “young forever”

hobi left “young forever”

y/n left “young forever”

yoongi left “young forever”

jk: personally i think you’re so brave for saying that

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and taekook lived!!

[cbsghostsmetasandtrevor]

Ghosts CBS - LR - 4x3 - Halloween 4

WOOOOO!

Happy Halloween!!!

Under the cut for Spoilers

Just saw the promo - OMG. This looks good.

Jay talking to a room of ghosts that he can't see LMAO.

LOL Patience "she is a witch"

Aww, they used to hate Halloween but now Love it :)

NO! LOL Jay - saying all the awful stuff that's happened on Halloween to them.

Pete, OMG.

He's making a good point! Awww. :(

He's worried about someone dying.

Aww Jay wants to sell that stuff!

THE LOOKS ON THEIR FACES!!

Trevor - it's just an app!

LOL Isaac trying to stay on her good side.

OHHH Sam! "It's just a dress"

LOL. This is so funny! The ghosts faces and Mark's face - SO good!

"Someone let me know if I'm a witch!" HAHAHAHA

Aw Flower. She didn't like Steve the blade.

LOL Alberta "thanks for clearing that up Jay"

"Dumb ghosts stuff"

OMG Jay criticizing their powers!!!

"You stepped on Derek! Murderer!"

OMG the Swingers!!!

This is hilarious. I love it!

OMG they're calling her a witch! Where's Sass????

Delightful Diversion! They're here for the fun!

WHAT???? STONE???

"Stiff conversations" - these are funny puns.

I'm amused by this! OMG It can't really be Sam!

"Both - now put that down!"

So far I'm loving it - where the fuck is Sass????

Them hoping Patience can undo it - "I voted not guilty"

Laughter is forbidden???

Jay is trying to sell her!!! We'll yell at him impotently!

OMG I love the comments on powers!!!

I LOVE TREVOR TEXTING JAY!!! YESSSSS! The comment from Alberta - nice touch :). Also another inconsistency with his ability.

"OMG I SOLD MY WIFE"

Isaac is like ... but TV...

OHHH this cops! They're like "WTF"

LOVE TREVOR HELPING SO MUCH. God this is the best :)

"Stalker Situation" - LOL

OH NO OH NO!!

"Click on Bowling Ball video" - "THOR!"

OH God, Jay.

Jay is like "What's this??" - OH FUCK!

Sonic is the answer!

"Because I can - shut up Pete!"

OOOOH a new ghost. He sounds upset.

"The boom bro"

Pete is like "now's not the time for a hard bargain!"

Awww Jay!!!

LOL "Please"

OOOOH, Isaac turning things around on her!!!

Wow. "Vote Again - that's it."

Flower hugged Jay and broke her!

OMG - where the fuck has she been????

Okay - I shouldn't have believed that she actually was turned to stone! But this was good!

Aww "In a room that I don't want to talk about"

Sam "You guys convicted me????"

The looks they give Hetty!!! LOL!

Another comment on Alberta's humming. Who wants to bet this is because she bragged for ages about her power?

"I swear to God, Pete!"

Awwww JAM BEING CUTE!

LOL Thor!

Patience just returning to the dirt???

Jay glaring at her. It's deserved.

Sam is way too happy about this.

WAIT OTHERS??????

And that's a wrap!

LOVED IT SO MUCH! Thoughts?

[bangrychannie]

College AU Stay Kids Fanfiction Recs

Hello! You all voted for college AU for my next rec list, so here it is! I just compiled all of my bookmarks into a spreadsheet for easier recs, and I have 31 under college AU (just shy of 1 million words of fanfic omg). I will not put all of them but I'll make a part 2 at some point. Lots of pairings here but mostly Minsung. I tried to do a mix of explicit and non explicit ones.

My other fanfic rec lists:

Misc

Time Loop

Angst free

Demons

love, friendship, and other complications by flying_dream (Sungbin | 1/1 | 18,363 | Teen and Up)

Jisung has never had a date for Valentine's Day. Never. Never. Naturally, as his best friend and number #1 bro, Changbin steps up to the plate and volunteers as tribute. Yeah, this is definitely going to be one for the books.

Classic idiots to lovers. Obsessed with this one

Attachments by bitsori (Minsung | 1/1 | 16,423 | Teen and Up)

“You can do the 24-hour handcuff challenge!” Felix suddenly suggested, and the gears in Jisung's head immediately began to turn. “It's perfect for you and Minho-hyung, and your viewers would love that,” he added. Jisung took pause; he had to admit that their idea could make for amusing content. He and Minho always had fun when they were together, and he knew that his subs love to see him with his best friend. in which Jisung and Minho spend an entire day literally attached to each other, and certain revelations come about.

Youtuber Jisung, dancer Minho, teensy tiny bit of angst I love it

36 Questions to Fall Out of Hate by leebitcore (Minsung | 1/1 | 15,719 | Explicit)

Images of Lee Minho’s stupidly smug face flash through Jisung’s brain as he marches out of the dining hall to go to the faculty building. He can already hear his condescending voice, arrogant as he teases Jisung about them being partnered up. Something along the lines of “Happy to see me? Don’t worry, I’ll make sure we do well.” or, Jisung and Minho are paired together to test the 36 Questions to Fall in Love for a school project. There’s only one problem – Jisung can’t fucking stand him.

Enemies to lovers/academic rivals Minsung what more could you ask for

Sure Strike by falloutgirl (2min | 1/1 | 27,963 | explicit)

Minho's eyes trail down Seungmin’s shirtless body, his toned arms, his lithe form, the bit of lean tummy that Minho has been imagining biting into for weeks. His eyes follow the sweat dripping off Seungmin’s hair and down his chest, rolling down his abdomen as it pools against his bellybutton. His gaze sinks lower, lower, and he sees all of Seungmin, in nothing but the tightest pair of white boxer briefs Minho’s ever seen. A strangled breath breaks its way out of Minho's throat. There’s nothing left to the imagination.

One sided enemies to lovers where Minho is incredibly down bad for Seungmin. Obsessed. The smut in this is insane so make sure to read the tags lol

eight hugs a day (keeps the doctor away) by tuanpark (Seungjin | 1/1 | 20,879 | Teen and up)

Seungmin didn’t want to argue. “Look, can you help me or not? I’m just trying to relieve some stress here, man.” Hyunjin seemed deep in thought. “I can’t help you if you don’t want to hug… But tell you what! We can work up to it. Start small and work our way up to one. Free of charge!” Or Seungmin is a stressed college student, and Hyunjin is a self-proclaimed hug therapist.

I like this one bc Hyunjin is odd af and Seungmin has no clue how to deal with it lol. Very cute

the long game by floraii (Hyunsung | 1/1 16,045 | Teen and Up)

“Anyway,” he continues, voice still sultry, “I’ve been seeing you in class, and I was just wondering—” he moves his hand to curl around a strand of his hair. “Could I get your number?” Han Jisung’s big brown eyes blink again. His gaze darts to his lips, then to his notebook, then up to his eyes. “To study?” “Yeah,” Hyunjin blurts without thinking. What the fuck? Study? What is happening? Why is he agreeing?

Hyunjin has a type. It’s not usually shy boys in his Intro to Statistics class with big round eyes and glasses, but Han Jisung is different.

Nerd Jisung and jock Hyunjin yippeee

reply hazy, try again by mrehk (Chanbin | 1/1 | 14,951 | explicit)

Changbin’s calculus tutor is Bang Chan. Smile wide, eyes shining, curly hair wild around his head. He’s got his backpack slung over one arm, those fuck ass chino shorts with a five inch inseam that make Changbin’s mouth water— and, goddamn, he’s wearing a fucking cropped t-shirt. Jisung and Seungmin are going to string Changbin up and have their way with public humiliation when they hear about this. (OR: solving for the derivative of l+o+v+e)

Changbin drooling over Chan was super funny, I loved this. I don't think mrehk could write something bad though haha

pretty boy, don't you want me to? by sunshinedozing (Seungsung | 1/1 | 11,938 | Explicit)

“You’re cute.” Seungmin says bluntly. “And I kind of want to take you home with me. My shift’s over in thirty minutes, if you feel like waiting.” Jisung blinks at him a couple times. “Really?” He asks incredulously. “Wow, okay. Yeah I’ll um, I’ll wait.” Seungmin grins, and he lets a little sharpness slip into it. “Great, I’ll see you then.” Jisung gulps. “Yeah, see you then.”

Jisung kind of wants the hot librarian who keeps distracting him to take him home and fuck him stupid. Luckily, the hot librarian wants the same thing.

sunshinedozing is also a fantastic writer! love this one, loser Jisung is like the best thing ever

peaches and cream by stellalunar (Minsung, 2/2 | 49,793 | Teen and Up)

Jisung truly doesn't mean to spend his Friday night holding someone else's sopping clothes in the laundry room of the dorm building while said someone else stares at him with an expression that's a mix of amusement, confusion, and pity. But here he is, standing in the laundry room of the dorm building, holding the sopping wet clothes of a very amused college student who's valiantly giving his best effort not to straight-up laugh at Jisung. - Or, in which Jisung's dumb, sleep-deprived self accidentally steals Minho's clothes and then Minho shows up at Jisung's door with an impish grin and a needed favor and accidental feelings ensue.

Jisung is so awkward in this one and it's super cute

falling thru the cracks by liknow (Seungbin | 1/1 | 6862 | Teen and Up)

"Friends don't kiss," Minho says, eyes narrowed. "Uh, sometimes they do? I mean, we're really good friends..." Changbin tries to defend. "Really good friends don't kiss either, idiot."

in which: Changbin and Seungmin accidentally make a habit of making out at parties, then start going to parties just so they have an excuse to make out, then realize that isn't normal.

another idiots to lovers so funny

Ok so that's all for now haha, I will definitely post a part 2 for college AUs but fake dating will be next! That is a much shorter list unfortunately so if y'all have good ones that you think I'd like I wouldn't mind if you sent them over

[m1ckeyb3rry]

LMAOOO nah dw abt embarrassing me it must be done….Id rather you see it than have me send it to someone who doesn’t match my freak and have them think im insane

Omg Karasu in the lead?? Guys…….Mira you’ve fr cultivated Karasu nation LMAOO but no you’re so right I remember seeing a poll awhile ago from someone and ofc there were the fan faves like Nagi Reo Kaiser as options and I was shocked to see Karasu there?? Ofc he was dead last in the results but not unexpected ig….also BAROU THIRD GUYS!!!! Barouism rising too??

No seriously Isagi would be sooo cooked if Nagi wasn’t there….trust I know that Nagi goal in u20 is gonna make him skyrocket I’m imagining all the edits to it now LMAO

It’s just the miraverse of content….new genre it’s called “would Mira watch this?” The parallels do go hard though I wasn’t expecting to find so many LOL

HAAHA SHIDOU lowk that’d be really funny….imagine like a 200k wc fic of Shidou shenanigans and sus quotes

Maybe I’ve been too desensitized because when you said too extreme I was expecting a lot more violence LMAO you got the perfect amount though I think when you said extreme I was thinking of Shidou level oops

NO FR?? Like he’s not gonna ever take the top spot but lowk I’ve grown to appreciate him….youre so right though LOLL closeted sweetheart >>> closeted asshole bro wait the grape candy scene was so cute I forgot to mention….its so funny how he kinda just gives it to her without saying anything about it like how people would do secret deals or something but no it’s just grape candy LMAOOO

THREE bro….the aura is crazy…to the dude who wanted your insta you should’ve been like “if you buy me a $50 cupcake I’ll give it to you” /j lowk investing in a bodyguard does not sound like a bad idea tho

OOOOOOH very excited for everything….also the whole masterlist layout for the oaeu>>>>>>>> the visuals look so CLEAN omg but guys look it’s aiku on Mira’s blog!!!! I saw the poll and have not touched it like wdym I’m supposed to choose???? Let’s see if I can be decisive for once but just know I was debating between tabieitaken and barou….speaking of im kinda curious to see which idea of mine will spark inspiration first LMAO take ur time tho im being so well fed with everything in the lineup so far

Im also laughing missing the cutoff is so funny to me because (unless I didn’t read something) it’s like if you didn’t safely get something in before the impending arrival of aiku you’re in for the long ride LMAOOOO

Ok actually real time update I just put them into a random generator to pick and voted LOL because there’s no way I’m deciding in time but I needed to show some opinion somehow….ok but anyways the main point I came back for was why is Nagi tied with your vote tracking option LMFAOOOOO I’m ngl I’ve never set up a poll here what’s the purpose of that…I just know that people aren’t supposed to pick it but I’m crying why does it have more votes than otoya and yuki

- Karasu anon

HAHA okay that is fair i will def keep you posted on any future typos 🤩 honestly they add to the experience though i mean what is a translator without occasional goofs (/j but also as someone who read a 1.5 million word novel translated online from korean #orv i am very used to wading through odd phrasing to get to the heart of a story so ngl sometimes my mind just skips over typos entirely and i don’t even notice)

unfortunately karasu nation has fallen…he’s in second now (w barou as a very close third) because SAE ITOSHI has a healthy lead 😭 honestly it was expected that man just has too many fans 😓 and most of the other characters on there aren’t AS popular (i’m sure there would’ve been more of a split if rin kaiser or isagi were included but honestly none of them were screaming oaeu to me…sae is kinda in the same category as them for me but he had strong oaeu potential hence why he’s included despite not being a miraverse all star like nagi karasu and barou)

I AM SOOO HYPE FOR THE EDITS PLSSS karasu and otoya edits from third selection?? nagi edits from the u20 game?? BAROU EDITS FROM THE U20 GAME 🤤⁉️ AHHH it’s going to be so good i just know those editors are going to cook up so many delicious concepts i’m actually hype (barely one more month we’re so close!!) and LMAOO no literally iirc nagi scored like four of the five goals against barou and naruhaya or something like if he hadn’t done that isagi would’ve had the naruhaya treatment and been out for good 😭 tik tok fans forgetting who the og goat of bllk was 😢 okay but honestly that’s why i love having nagi AND barou as my favs because one or the other is always up!! truly no losing there (and bllk bros automatically respect anyone who loves barou because most of them are barou glazers as if barou is ANYTHING like them 😒)

i guess part of it is also probably just kaneshiro using typical character archetypes too?? like girly dude white haired dude flirty dude etc etc the nagi dragon art was insane work though like what was the reason for that except to cater to us specifically

nah because yk i’d cook even for shidou 😭 but he would not be my first choice (or my second, or third, so on and so forth) HAHA he’s just a bit too chaotic plus like we’ve mentioned i don’t really find him too attractive even though ik some people do?? LMAOO omg idt i could ever write a character as violent as him especially not kiyora…like he’s chill for the most part just not hesitant to punch someone if needed i guess is how i interpreted it?? whereas shidou would just do it for funsies

I HAD FUN WRITING THE GRAPE CANDY SCENE IT JUST FELT SO HIM like the way he gives her a piece after she successfully swallows a pill as if she’s a dog or smth it’s just so innocent 😭 meanwhile reader is like “wow our tongues will match 😏” FBXJFKDS and him writing his number on the empty box so he doesn’t have to throw it away OR actually give her his number in person for fear of rejection…kiyora my underrated goat fr 🥹

JFNFJDDJSJ PLSSS just drop a quick “erm have i known you since you were four years old?? yeah i didn’t THINK so!!” and move on…i fear writing has made my standards very high hence why i’ve never been in a relationship but you’ll never catch me settling fr 🥱 if they’re not like bfb karasu or peregrine nagi or white butterfly hiori I DON’T WANT THEM 🤣 or ig someone like seabird sae would work too HAHA i’ll sacrifice the pining for a man w money and a sense of humor 🤩

OMG YAYYY I’M GLAD YOU LIKE IT i was inspired by those dollar store self help books as well as rom com movie covers when i was making it and i think it turned out well!! and then i saw one of the graphics accounts i follow had posted the green and purple hearts divider and i was like holy shit this is PERFECT it matches so so well w his entire aesthetic…also peep oliver and aiku being diff colors like his heterchromia 😮 LMAOO genuinely this is probably aiku’s first appearance on my blog (besides his cameo in the last part of fwtkac) but ahhh i’m trying to figure out which req to do next myself!! i have a few to choose from so there’s def a bit of variety…i’m thinking of your requests i’ll probably do chigiri?? because barou is part of the oaeu and idk if i feel connected enough to bachira to write for him yet 🙂‍↕️

NFJDBXSNK no because that’s literally what it is…after the gagamaru req my inbox was pretty stagnant in terms of new reqs so i was like ok let me just get these ones cleared out and then i’ll go back to posting my own things again as well 😭 literally the two hiori requests are from my 500 follower event so from back in JUNE like i need to wrap these up and post them 😭 but idm making the newer ones wait like they can go on the crazy oaeu ride w all of us in the meantime 😩

OMG WHO DID YOU END UP VOTING FOR (unless you want to keep it a secret because if so i understand 🫡) also omg that annoys me sm like fr a pet peeve…basically no one can see the results of a poll until they vote but that includes the creator of the poll?? so if you don’t want to skew the results you just make another option so you can keep track of the poll while it’s still open 🤩 but i absolutely HATE when people pick that option like are you seriously that desperate to know the answer that you pick the option that literally says it’s only for me?? it doesn’t matter what you put people will vote on it but it’s so annoying ughhhh i can’t stop putting it because i’m nosy and like to know what’s going on with the poll in real time but it fr irritates me that people pick it like literally just choose a random option if it’s that deep 😒 i think part of what annoys me is like it so clearly says don’t pick it…and then people still pick it…like were you all dropped on the heads as children or smth…ANYWAYS sorry i feel like i’m so chill normally but there’s random things that genuinely make me crash out for no reason 😭 ALSO POOR YUKI AND OTOYA they’re still behind the FOR MIRA ONLY OPTION (me rn: 🤬😡) atp i’m not going to do polls anymore…like damn sorry i tried to get you all involved why are you being stupid and illiterate rn

actually tbh it’s not that deep idk why it enrages me sm 😰 but uhhh i fear it does for some reason

[callsign-rogueone]

Okay, here’s my $0.02 about the Sweetheart poly fic thing. I’m not able to keep things short to save my life, so thanks in advance for reading this lol.

Sweetheart has these vulnerabilities and insecurities that she’s not willing to let most people see. She’s built up walls and puts on a mask to guard herself. It took months of being consistent, of Ridoc chipping away at her “armor”, and then the realization that he saw through the steely facade to her “soft heart” from the beginning for her to be willing to let him in.

That hasn’t happened with Sawyer. And though I have no doubt you have the skills to create a scenario where we can believe she’s willing to let him in too, I’m not sure that him just stumbling in and joining them would work for her.

And even if you build up the trust between her and Sawyer and make him prove himself, I kind of feel like Ridoc is just her person. Like he’s the only one that fits with her just right, and their little relationship needs to be protected at all costs. Like adding someone else to the mix would detract from how rare and genuine it was for Ridoc to see *her*.

Also, just as a side note, with the part where Sawyer’s like, “God, he’s always like this *eyeroll, eyeroll, eyeroll*” it gave me more of a Garrick with Violet vibe. Like he approves of her and would even be friendly with her, but he’s just glad his bestie found the right girl.

Obviously I trust you, and if you do end up writing it with Sweetheart, I’m still going to love it. But those are just my thoughts. I’m all for a poly fic, and that even fits well for Ridoc and Sawyer. But based on what we’ve seen of Sweetheart so far, I don’t know that it fits “her”.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to recruit some more Garrick girlies so we can win the other poll. There’s enough Liam content out there already.

Ridoc is just her person. Like he’s the only one that fits with her just right, and their little relationship needs to be protected at all costs. Like adding someone else to the mix would detract from how rare and genuine it was for Ridoc to see *her*.

I wanna call off the vote now omg. like that's it, I'm convinced. you're so right.

I was originally thinking it could be a cool dynamic to have this seemingly cold and un-affectionate girl with two smiley idiots (using that word affectionately lmao) absolutely in love with her and everyone else is just like. how did that happen. but the problem there is that she'd have to trust Sawyer enough to let him see her vulnerable, let alone to touch her (she isn't very touchy at all, something she's going to have to work through with Ri as their relationship progresses).

I like the comparison you made of Sweetheart and Sawyer to Vi and Garrick -- they're chill, they'll protect each other if needed, but that's kinda it (and of course, both boys are going to lightly make fun of their bro for simping, but like you said, at the end of the day they're just glad he has someone).

I definitely want to develop Sweetheart's friendships with the rest of the gang in future chapters. She's kinda the extra one in the marked group, not having a bestie or a partner, so down the line as she becomes more comfortable with Ridoc, she's going to become part of their gang and get pulled into their shenanigans, wether she wants to be or not lol

Now I just have to find a good petname for the boys to use for reader in the other fic... how do we feel about princess? they certainly take very good care of her... maybe that's too corny tho. idk.

Garrick's only three votes behind Liam in the bonded-dragons poll right now, (four days to go!) but even if he doesn't come out on top, I still have two spicy pieces for him in the works: him with angel and the sunflowers (during what was I made for?), and one with a different reader (teaser here 👀)

genuinely, thank you for sharing your thoughts ❤️ it's just me in my room with my laptop coming up with this stuff late at night, so it's really nice to have someone else's perspective as well (as 2am Liz doesn't always think things through).

[liverpool-enjoyer]

Okay finally read your fic! And going by chapter I wrote down my thoughts so that I wouldn’t send you another incoherent voice note

Okay chapter 1 done and oh my gosh I kept laughing and giggling and looking away the whole time cause I was like getting so pumped with all the character appearances. I was having the time of my life really. I loved it all. Also making Ney a year younger than Leo and Luis? Gold. I know it’s like probably obvious or wtv but I just assumed they’d be all in the same grade together so putting them in different grades felt so big brained to me. I’m so excited to read chapter 2!!

AAAAAAH MODRAMOS OMG HE CALLED HIM PRETTY WTH!?

‘he could continue to fish while neglecting the welfare of his villagers’ youcore. Also Leo playing animal crossing makes perfect sense to me.

‘but they stopped paying attention when they realized it was just Sergio threatening someone again’ HELP JSKMANKS

‘I know gingers can vote now!’ MAX WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING PLS SHARE😭😭😭

Aaaaaaw virg and ali leaning on each other in class that’s adorable

Uncle grandpa reference?

OH MY GOODNESS MAX YOU GAVE ME A SHOUTOUT IN YOUR FIC!?? I’M LITERALLY DEAD WTH?!

‘football and murder’ ah yes. The two essentials

No but what *does* UEFA stand for?🤨

“Why does he want us to mark his worms?” This is the best sentence to ever sentence in the history of sentence.

THOMAS PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER GEEZ

THE SPACE INTERPRETER

KLOPP YOU DEVIOUS LIL BITCH

MY MODRAMOS HEART PLSSSS

Kinda laughing at the fact that pedri and gavi are freshman. Like Gavi already looks like a baby now he’s an actual baby fr. Adorable

HELP!? Young and hip plsss he’s 17😭😭😭

“Because you’re not. There is absolutely no way they’re not gonna know about this. You’re fucked.” And the best friend of the year award goes to….not this guy that’s for sure

Oh btw max this whole fic reminds me of deadly class but PG and a comedy and footballcentric

N IN COMES MEB W THE STEEL CHAIR

oh WHAT A WAY to wake up bro. rolling around my bed squealing kicking my feet rn. whether its an ask or a voice note, i will ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS appreciate hearing Your Thoughts. always

i am SO SO SO glad you enjoyed!!! n the fact that you wrote down your thoughts to send this lovely lovely ask?? literally screeching crying throwing up bro.

kay now for specifics. yeah ney ended up being a year younger than the other two cause i hava Super Complicated Mathematic Algorithm to calculate whos in what grade ;))

i am smoking NOTHING i have never done a drug ever this is all My Brain :D

yeah its an uncle grandpa reference lmaoooo

what does uefa st- DONT WORRY ABT IT

okie i cant respond to every single comment cause this would be way too long but know that i read n appreciate to death EVERY SINGLE ONE OF EM!!! thank you beyond words meb i loved reading this sm <3

[total-drama-atlas]

I’m watching the first ep early as a treat and OH MY GOSHHH

I already love Bowie so heckin much. Also the callbacks from the intros are so fun!! Axel with the Shawn references, Priya with the very outright Owen reference, Caleb having almost the exact same intro as Justin (only the guy we swooning is explicitly queer not just implied!!)! Also MK is a menace already and I’m obsessedddd and Zee is such a vibe I already love him.

Emma and Chase have a promising dynamic and Raj and Wayne look like the new Katie/Sadie duo and I am HERE for it

Also Bowie being prom king and queen is so funny to me. I love it.

RIPPER ASKED IF THE CABINS ARE COED WHICH IS A REFERENCE TO WHEN HEATHER SAYS “They’re not co-ed, are they?” WHEN DUNCAN STARTS HITTING ON HER

Axel seems so cool I love her already

Lauren seems like a vibe I like her. And Damien never having seen the show makes this so funny. And priya is p relatable it seems. Julia is going to be so irritating I can feel it I can’t wait

“Our teams got a lot of hotties” “haha yeah eh” “if you’re going to be talking about me I’ll give you some privacy 💅” Bowie is already my favorite

“Im dontating half my winnings to an animal hospital.” “Awwh, that is something I’d never do!”

Also “that move was so cold you could hang ball caps from my nipples” omg and also laughing at booby traps is so real

murder hornets is WILD

“Blindfolds. Makes it hard to see.” “It does 😌” im obsessed with zee

*rippers ass gets exposed* zee: *points generally in that direction while looking at the camera* “haha bum” why are you so funny my good sir

“Who’d you vote for?” “You dude!” “I voted for you too!” “I hope we win!” “you’re supposed to vote for who you want to eliminate” “oh that’s our bad bro” I love these idiots

Love how Caleb got like three lines then left. he really takes after justin huh

Anyway im already in love w this season. The different VA for Chris is off-putting but not bad per se, just going to take some getting used to. Also the new intro song sucks ass no offense (I am very upset by it)

[thoughtsbeewild]

Stupid People and Idiots Everywhere

It takes a lot not to respond to stupid people. Learning STFU or staying silent when people are stupid.. I have a gut feeling orange man and JD are reading THIS BLOG, IT WOULD BE FUCKING AWESOME!!! .

These people I work with complain SO DAMN MUCH , EVERYTHING IS EXPENSIVE, RENT IS HIGH,,I CANT AFFORD THIS BUT I CAN GO OUT EVERY WEEKEND TO A CONCERT, TO A BAR, TO TRAVEL, ..BLAH BLAH BLAH.. I HAD A SIDE TALK WITH MY LEADER IF THEY COMPLAIN SO MUCH about MONEY (BEING STRESSED), HOW THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE MONEY GO OUT EVERY FUCKING WEEKEND IN THIS SHITHOLE ECONOMY, LIKE EVERYDAY PARTY, A CONCERT, TRAVEL DA FUK? PURPOSELY i AM PUTTING THIS IN MY LEADERS EAR BECAUSE THEY WILL HAVE THOSE TALKS TO THE LAZY FUCKERS WHO DO NOT MEET PRODUCTIVITY. WE HIGH STANDARD MOTHER FUCKERS WHO WORK WITH THIER BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS END UP PICKING UP THIER SHIT(WORK) EVEN WORST WHEN THEY GET THIER ONE OR TWO WEEK PAID VACATION FOR LITTLE WORK PUT IN AND RECIEVE EXTRA PAYCHECK MONEY. WE END UP DOING DOUBLE WORK, OT, DT, AND THEN ON TOP OF THE CHERRY CLEAN UP OUR OWN WORK WITHIN MEETING STRICT DEADLINES..HOW DO YOU GET A MERIT INCREASE WITH THAT KIND OF LEADERSHIP STRUCTURE IN PLACE?..SHIT IS NOT FUCKING FAIR AND WE KNOW THAT...

TO THE WINERS WHO ARE BITCHING ABOUT HIGH PRICES, FUCKERS YOU VOTED FOR BIDEN/KAMELA FOR THIS 4 YEARS BECAUSE OF YOUR HATRED FOR TRUMP. SHOULD I GIVE YOU EMPATHY, CARE OF CONCERN FOR YOUR BITCHINESS OF HOW OUR ECONOMY DOING? NOPE. I DONT GIVE A FUCK, SHARE YOUR CRIES TO YOUR CELEBRITY WOKE, YOUR TMZ, YOUR NBC, ABC NEWS WHO YOU BOW DOWN TO ..NO FUCKS GIVEN. THATS WHERE THAT BOOK COMES ALONG, HOW NOT TO GIVE A FUCK?

ELECTION DAY IS TOMMOROW..WE PRAYING FOR YA ORANGE MAN..LIKE I SAID HE DOESNT WIN, HOPE IS GONE PERIOD.. VOTING IN FUTURE ELECTION WILL NOT MATTER, CAUSE VOTE IS RIGGED...

SO THIS FOOL GOES ON TODAY , RANTING ABOUT ELECTION..ISNT COMPANY POLICY THAT POLITICS, REGION ARE NOT TO BE TALKED/DISCUSSED IN THE WORKPLACE? THATS A SENSTIVE SUBJECT FOR INDIVIDUAL FOLKS..PEOPLE CAN GET AWAY WITH SHIT..THIS FOOL BLURTS OUT WITH FUCKING SCARED AS MOTHER FUCKING R, IS ORANGE MAN GOING TO TERMINATE DAY LIGHT SAVINGS? IF HE WINS THE ELECTION TOMMOROW SO SCARED, IS HE GOING END DAY LIGHT SAVINGS TIME? scared like a LITTLE FUCKING BITCH BRO..

MAN I WANTED TO BLOW THE FUCK UP..

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? THAT IS WHAT YOU FEAR THE MOST IF ORANGE MAN IS ELECTED HE WILL TERMINATE AND BLOW UP DAY LIGHT SAVINGS TIME. THAT IS WHAT YOUR MIND IS FEARING WHEN VOTING FOR A PRESIDENT TUESDAY NOV 5TH? OMG...

I SWEAR TO GOD, IF I COULD JUST SAY MY 2 CENTS HOW STUPID THIS PERSON IS, IT WOULD BE GREAT...BUT FUCK RESPECT HAS TO BE IN PLACE, SHUTTING UP WITH HARD TO DO WHEN HE PUT THAT OUT THERE..MY MIND FROM THE ENTIRE 2020-2024 HAS TRUMP NEVER EVER MENTION DAYLIGHT SAYINGS TERMINATION, IF YOU LIBERAL DUMBFUCKS WOULD TAKE THE TIME TO LISTEN TO AN INTERVIEW, WATCH A RALLY, GO ON HIS TRUTH SOCIAL INSTEAD OF LISTENING TO YOUR WOKE ONE SIDED MAINSTREAM MEDIA WHO HAS NOTHING BUT FULL HATRED FOR HIM, YOUR CELEBRITYS YOU SO CALL LOVE TO DEATH, YOUR A FUCKING FOLLOWER. THIS FUCKER CAN EVEN THINK ON HIS OWN WITHOUT BEING A FUCKING PUPPETT...

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PRAYING FOR TOMMROW...LETS GO WORLD..

[taesankisser]

WHAT ! YOU HAD A POLL LAST NIGHT?!!? i was out so I didn’t get to open my tumblr:((( ppl who didn’t vote for our dear riwoo will NOT be getting any sweets👎🏻

i adore riwoo so much like hello ?!!?! mr can i put you in my pocket??🥹🥹🥹 i thank the heavens for being a riwoo pc magnet 🙈!!! sometimes i genuinely think he likes me or sumthn bcs why else would he come home to me then?🤨 wha..see? he got me saying cringy stuff god the riwoo effect is crazy….

but ohohoho vampire riwoo😏 that sounds actually gewd even though i have no idea what plot you came up with— and even though we all know blood is not sweet but like hey it’s riwoo and not just riwoo but a VAMPIRE RIWOO🧛🏻🧛🏻🧛🏻 yuh take it all baby i don’t want u starving😣😣😣

ANWWWWW tysm for replying💗 take your time with writing !! i can wait until im all skin and bones bcs i know i’ll get real fat in happiness when you finally post it😋 this is so long lmao im sorry ><

also !!! can i be your 🍡 nonie hehehe:333

I’M LATE TO REPLYING I APOLOGIZE!! i’ve been preoccupied with the story actually! but i did have a poll set up for maybe an hour..? but it’s okay because both vampire!taesan and vampire!riwoo will come to fruition anyways

omg i’m a riwoo magnet too!! him and leehan!! it is RIDICULOUS the way i pull leehan but am i complaining?? no never that’s my lover boy 🤭 BUT BRO RIWOO WANTS U SO BAD HE TOLD ME HIMSELF!! hehe it’s not cringey at all i love saying unhinged things i mean.. have you read my work?? LMAO i love pushing the silly agenda

trust me.. it won’t be your typical vampire au because i’m not going to make him all grumpy and sassy. i mean he can definitely be sassy at times HOWEVER! he’s gonna be the goofiest cutest vampire there ever was so it’ll fulfill that fluff need you have hehe also i really wanted to pick a member that doesnt rlly fit the normal “vampire boy cliche” so! and i promise the plot is pretty much done! i talked things over with my beta reader and she helped me really get everything in order so it’s just a matter of me not being lazy and actually writing it LOL

bby don’t apologize! it really makes my heart so full when people send messages! thank you for being here! it’s so cute to see how excited you are and i really hope i can exceed your expectations 🥺 you can absolutely be my 🍡 anonie, i’m so looking forward to seeing you on my blog more!!

[zerobaseonefics]

so basically i applied to 4 in england 1 in poland and 1 in france since i dont want to live in germany anymore and yes im still fighting over my scholarship or something so its pretty stressful

NO FAKE SISTERS ANYMORE😜😜😜

valid reason. make sure to tell me about such things next time tho🙄🙄

yes i just had a lot of nail polish but thank you🤭

NO I UNDERSTAND YOU SO MUCH OMG LIKE NO CUZ I DONT WANNA SAY ANYTHING BUT CHOOSE ME PICK ME CHOKE ME STEP ON ME (im sorry) but real talk im so happy that you love enhypen and seventeen too😭🫶

IM NOT SO SURE BECAUSE IVE LITERALLY SEARCHED EVERYWHERE FOR IT AND I ONLY FIND FAKE ONES.. i think i eill buy the weverse version cuz at least then i will get heeseung or jake 👲

HSHSHSGSHAG THAT SOUBFS SO TRAGIC IM DORRY FOR YOU BSHSHSH IM word for not spending MONEY NOW FOR THE FACTIRY!!!

omg yes youre so smart like i didnt think about it😮😮😮😮 lovu so much u dont even know;;;;; i hate tutoring them tho they are so stupid

HSHSHSHA AND YES IM ALREADY TEACHING HIM WHAT YHE BEST MUSIC IS AND ALL THE CLOTHES HE HAS ARE FRIM ME🤭🤭

my heartbreak is magically leaving me now cuz youre so right about hes not heejayke🤪🤪🤪

NO CUZ YES LIKE HOW ARE THEY DOING IT😭😭 THIS IS SO WTF CUZ YOU ARE SO RIGHT AGAIN

HAHAHA I ALSO NEVER VOTE FOR THEM OR ANYTHING LIKE WHY SHOULD I DO THAT LOL THERE ARE PLENTY OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE DOING THAT SO EHY SHOULD I??

YES HSHSHSGS ALL THANKS TO RICKY

I NEED TO LISTEN TO IT SHOW ME SHOW ME SHOW MEEEEE AND I NEED TO SEE YOU WAACKINH ONE DAY

i like big feet in shoes inly cuz it makes me feel petite😭👍 i have a shoe size 36 (eu) (at about 168cm height) (btw how tall are you i didnt ask i think) and i think that im too tall so i like everything that is bigger than me👲👍 btw i hate feet like they disgust me so much you dobt even know (but i like feet in shoes)

me so interesting and funny 😂!!😂!!😂!! everything aside::: thank you😜😜😜🫶🫶🫶 lovely to hear that icl…

AY FR LIKE HOW DOES JAKE LOOK SO GOOD WTF?? I FEEL LIKE IM DROOLING EVERYTIMR I SEE HIM.. not normal man

wait until you see this😂!!😂!!😂!!😂!!😂!! (btw 2 of ! mean the red !! emoji i just cant find it)

about 10000 pins with enhypen

WDYM THEY WONT LISTEN TO POCS???? BRO I HATE THE POLIVE THERE (btw in paris there was such a hot black police officer like maaaan bro was stunning)

YES TELL ME EHY YOU STARTED WAACKING I BEGGGGGGGGGGGGG🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

happy to see that you also love p1harmony!!!!!!!!! whos your bias???? mines are intak and theo🤭🤭🤭

ohhh that's so cool that you're going overseas!!! do you know anyone in these countries? (except for poland since u told me your family lives there)

BYE PURE STAND UP THESE ARE MEN YOU CAN'T BE DOWN BAD LIKE THIS FOR MEN

ngl i learnt that recently too 💀 but fr random things like that can be put on your resume, they also appreciate knowing you do things like sports or music, or caricative actions... so yeah even small works like this count!

LITERALLY THIS IS HOW I THINK WHY WOULD I DO THAT??? OTHER WILL DO IT ANYWAYS. plus im sorry i don't need to be doing all that for my favs like... they provide me music i provide them money by listening, i don't need to be giving them more..........

tutoring really is hell especially when you suck at explaining things 😭 you can be very strong in something but have no clue how to teach it, and you also have to be patient cuz the person might not understand right away.. yeah i hate it

here's my cover of over me!! it's with my big sister. just so you can know when i sing, i'm the one who starts the song and i have the deeper voice. she's not very confident with her singing and that's my i sing most of the song and do all the adlibs 💀

I'LL SHOW YOU MY WAACKING THE DAY I'LL BE GOOD ENOUGH AT IT ‼️ I'M STILL A BEGINNER YK

ofc i love p1h 🤭 my bias is keeho

[tanoroe]

bro i’m so sad I didn’t see your reblog before i redesigned them, i’ll probably another go esp Brightport bc I just can’t get it right for some reason and i love the idea of wyverns so much omg

I’ve also thought of some sayings for each place like i’m GOT with “winter is coming” etc put i’ll make another post where everyone can vote for them (the six stars on phoenix drop represent the divine ones)

yo do we have official flags for each place? Cause i wanna make like maps and official uniforms and like cultural clothes etc like a dnd campaign

here’s some drafts but that bright port one is so fucking ugly i apologise but dw i will fix it and gonna change the blue on the sides of phoenix drop to purple to represent aphmau

[selfcarecap]

Episode one of the sex lives of college girls:

(Btw I just read these notes and none of them make sense and I literally just watched it so Kendra if you read this, I’m not responsible if you have a stroke trying to undress what I’m saying. Seriously you can ignore this but I wrote this down so may as well post) actually I’ll tag you you have free will to ignore @kenniteaa

- not me seeing ‘essex’ and thinking it’s british for a second lmao (is it in esSEX on purpose…?😔)

- she is not 18. also i will take my teddy bear (who is not a bear but a penguin) with me forever, i can’t sleep with my arms just limp by my sides lmao

- the one girl’s dad looks like an AI

- okay i’m focussing more on these notes than the show so i will come back at the end (and kendra if you read this you probably don’t remember any details from the first episode anyway)

- i thought vermont was in canada……….. kiddiiiiiing i totally knew that it’s not !!! …

- not the mediocre looking podcast alpha male seeming men doing the sweaty shirtless run ew keep running pls

- i feel like there aren’t enough tears for a goodbye at college

- okay nvm the dad is crying lol

- i repeat i will stop the notes while watching

- not the tik tok girly shsjskks

- yay gay people!

- ‘i’m super sex positive more in theory than in practice’ lmao me

- yay more gay people!!!

- the blonde girl is just💀💀 (ah, her name is Leighton)

- ohh Canaan’s cute

- um what is going on 😭😭😭 you’re my first black friend 😃👍🏼😽🤭😝 #ally✊🏼

- omg Leighton’s not like the other girls i totally love her now 😊

- oh the mediocre guy is supposed to be hot

- lmao I love Bella

- and also Whitney

- I think (girl with shorter hair) is okay too i think she’s just awkward and tries too hard but like.. bless her ig 😭 but she’s also 💀💀💀💀

- ‘I like men not boys’ 😌😌😌

- Whitney’s coach (bf?) also looks like an AI. Actually idek if that makes sense but like he looks animated but really well but not super well compared to real people (i’ve been watching too much love death and robots 💀)

- Leighton’s giving everyone ipads? sgsjsjs okay she can stay 😁

- ohhhhh SHE’s timofy’s sister she looked exactly like him for a second, i didn’t know she was the chalamet (i still don’t know her name)

- also Leighton looks like someone but idk whooo, kind of Peyton List and Sydney Sweeney a tiny bit but no that’s not who I’m thinking about hmmm

- SIX HANDJOBS? 😭😭😭 okay this is not what i personally mean by sex positive but good for her, i hope they do actually vote for her tho

- I still don’t know Chalamet’s name BUT NOT HER BF BREAKING UP IMMEDIATELY AFTER THEY HAVE SEX BRO GO AND DIE (lol) 😭😭😭 also Kimberley??? That’s not her name I swear it’s not

- yayyyyy at least bela got in <333

- Dalton. What is this name. HIS WIFE??? THE AI HAS A WIFE I KNEW HE WAS DISHY (i was gonna put fishy but dishy sounds worse whatever that means) Whitney 😭😭😭🥺🥺

- ‘100$ is not a lot of money for jeans’ lmao

- okay I do love Bela but also 💀 ma’am. cringe but it seems like no one cares so

- WHO DOES LEIGHTON LOOK LIKE 😭😭😭

- wait i think she looks like shakira sgsjsjsk

- NOT THE EX ASKING IF HE CAN CONTINUE USING HER NETFLIXL

- they’re all so cute + awkward lol

- Nooo I hope Nico doesn’t use her vulnerability to get in her pants too😭

- not the girls being mad at BELA that their BOYFRIENDS cheated oof

- Whitney + Canaan yes sgsjskksks but lmaoo boys are so easy 💀

- yes MOREEE gay people although i’m not sure about Leighton as a person (hm she doesn’t look like shakira after all btw)

Ohhh so I liked it a lot!!! The vibes are kind of.. not what I’d usually go for idk I can’t explain it. But I like it 👀 I feel like either I’ll binge all of it tomorrow or it’ll take me months to finish tho💀 we will see.

Kendra if you did read this don’t worry I won’t talk about every episode like this dhsjsjs💀 or i won’t talk about every episode period

[dreamii-yume]

New Episode Update Let’s GOO!!!

Warning : This is just Yume having a mental breakdown, seriously. This episode update was WHACK.

~ MAJOR SPOILERS FOR 68-75 ~

I know we ain’t participating and all but the game reminding you that there’s 10 minutes left to prepare is seriously bad for my heart.

Aah, shiet. Vil is still hurt.

He still has small wounds and scratches that he hid make up. Daddy, I’m worried.

Apparently, yeah, I’m not the only one cause my homeboy, Epel just asked to switch the center role with Vil. THE CONFIDENCE.

Aw, he’s worried about him falling over during stage (And make the performance look bad) Come on, Epel just be honest-

...He finally became the ideal poisoned apple that Vil wanted, huh?

Vil being proud a mom.

But the queen inside him is STRONG.

He’ll embrace the villain in him, OUR QUEEN CAN STILL GO. INJURED, WHO?

...AAND he proceeds to roast Epel again lol Typical Vil.

I love how Epel just accepted a nickname like “Doku Ringo-chan” lol It’s so cute, senior-junior relationship goals right there.

HERE WE GO.

Everyone is actually really confident hahaha

I really wish Deuce’s mom, Ace’s brother, Jamil’s sister, and Vil’s dad were here in person to watch.

HECK I WANT KALIM’S WHOLE FAMILY HERE WHY NOT

T-THEY’RE REALLY LETTING US HEAR THE FULL SONG. 

IS THAT JAMIL RAPPING.

Look at Jamil’s solo SD dancing. LOOK AT IT.

I really fucking love Vil’s singing voice aaa

HIS VOICE IS SO GOOD.

Album when disney.

Is Vil okay.

...aight im hearing some high quality panting here

...dont mind me listening to it a bit too much...

...they’re going to be great reference for some spicy- leave me alone

Vil panting is making me feel SOMETHING.

ANYWAY. THE CROWD IS A MOOD.

IS VIL OKAY.

Unmei no megami is giving me idia ptsd here.

Heartslabyul Senpais are watching their kids, looking all proud *sniff

Oh god, after playing Obey Me, it just occurred to me how similar Cater and Asmodeus’ voices are...

Watch these Senpai dorks act like Ace and Deuce’s second family. Trey being the dad, Riddle being the mom, and Cater being the supportive big bro. It’s so beautiful.

Riddle’s voice is a lot more softer now, I just realized...It’s so soothing...

God i miss u too octavinelle never change

Yeah, why tf did Floyd not audition for this

Bro, can you imagine Nobuhiko Okamoto in the squad as well??? IMAGINE-

Of course, he wasn’t in the mood back then. Of course. Why did i even ask.

IMAGINE FLOYD BEING IN VDC NEXT YEAR.

Omg i miss u too octavinelle never change

Azul’s gonna overblot again with Floyd’s marketing skills lol

Jade coming in like welp i guess thats that. Too bad, huh Azul?

GOD i miss u too octavinelle never change

SAVANA BITCHES HI

I wonder if these mfs knew that Vil just overblotted and malmal was the one who fixed the stage lol

oooh Leona’s sus about something he a sharp boi

Speak up my guy—

still so weird leona taking his job seriously

Malleus looking happier seeing this performance rather than Lilia’s lol

I miss the simpery in Sebek

Silver’s not in the verge of falling into a coma for once wow

Chenya’s so cute.

AND WE’RE BACK TO CUTE HEIGH HO TEAM

fcking shotacons man...im not one to talk

Aw, they didn’t show Neige performance...

The simping in the crowd is a MASSIVE mood.

WHO WINS TELL ME

These night raven fuckers better vote for us and not pull a “oh shie my hand slipped lololol” i swear to god- im gonna throw hands

*me holding my phone and pretending to vote as well

Suspense music intensifies be like-

HAAA

BOIS, ITS ONE VOTE DIFFERENCE WHO IS IT AAAA

WHAT.

HOW DARE- HOW!? HOW DID WE LOSE!?

WE LOST BY ONE VOTE!?

EVERYONE’S SO SHOCKED LOL

vil pls dont overblot again-

Noooo grim’s tuna cans-

WE REALLY LOST TO A LEGIT KIDS SONG.

These children do not have the right to be this cute. I wanna take Timmy, Toby, and Shelpie home.

I swear to god one of these dwarves sounds like Cheka lol Is it Toby?

EPEEELLLL DONT CRRYYYY

KALIMMMM DONT CRRYYYY

KALIM HAVING THE AUDACITY TO SOUNDING LIKE A BIG BROTHER AND THEN CRYING HIS OWN RIGHT AFTER LOLOLOL

I HATE THIS EPISODE YALL MADE MY TWO BOIS CRY IM FIGHTING THIS EPISODE. BURN THIS.

This background music too though im deeeeddd

KALIM IM SO SORRY FOR MAKING A SINFIC ABOUT YOU PLS DONT CRY-

Jamil impressed about Vil being “calm” and Vil just going “h e h. you dont even know.”

....ha...

Monsieur Rook. WHAT did you say.

ROOK VOTED FOR ROYAL SWORD. Are you kidding me. You snek how could you- i loved you

WHAT DID I SAY- Ya’ll night raven fuckers shall not slip by their fingers when voting rook.

Vil is in the brink of passing out aaaaa

I have never heard Ace this pissed before whoa- lol he sounds like Deuce in his delinquent mode

Aw...Rook felt that Neige’s performance carries a stronger bond than theirs :’( it’s hard to put the blame on him when he’s saying all these stuff

It’s just like what they said in the past episodes that it’s really hard voting for your own team when you know the opposing team is better.

Aww...He just wanted Vil to believe in himself more...Rook is such a best man. Im crying-

Oh noooo is Vil gonna cry too nooo- daddy turned to baby really quick SOMEONE GIVE HIM AN EMERGENCY HUG

Well- at least...at least the 100 year record of not being able to win is still going, yeah? Um...bad joke? Sorry, i’ll see myself out-

NEIGE NOT NOW AND YOUR VII-KUN BULLSHIT- we’re having a moment here

Neige is such sweetheart but aaaahh— This makes it worse, we can’t even hate him aaa—

OMG JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THINGS COULDN’T- AAAAA

MONSIEUR ROOK. YOU’RE A FAN OF NEIGE!?

MOTHERFUCKER just got exposed by Neige himself lol

Going to Neige’s shake hand events, sending him letters, buying all his merch and shie- HE’S A FULL BLOWN NEIGE STAN

WTF YOU SNEK GET OUT OF THIS SCHOOL-

OOOOHHH THAT FUCKING ALBUM- HIS “LIFE’S WORK” or whatever bullshit IS FULL OF NEIGE

...actually- my japanese is lacking- im not sure lol what is a ブロマイド??? Lol I feel like a clown.

Rook is sweating profusely LOL

...what do you have to say for yourself, monsieur rook.

Wait- huh is that-

IS HE GONNA CRY-

WHY IS EVERYONE CRYING!??!?!?!

HE’S SILENTLY CRYING AS HE INTRODUCED HIMSELF TO NEIGE WHAT. THE. FUCK IS THIS EPISODE.

Neige fanclub??? Eternal Snow??? What kind of creepy-ass- OH, HE EVEN HAS A MEMBERSHIP NUMBER TOO-

Props to Neige with his :) expression unfaltering.

I’m- I’m speechless.

Vil is just looking down at Rook in disappointment like- “you’re more pathetic than I am”

Queen just went “I think you need this handkerchief more than I do now” THAT’S RIGHT. REPENT MOTHERFUCKER.

Rook crying is cursed.

But damn, I’m kinda liking this new relationship this bitchy relationship they have

Neige just dragged everyone’s ass back on stage and his snow white energy just said “LETS ALL BE FRIENDS AND SING”

NEIGE IS FUCKING GREAT- HE REALLY DID GOT THESE BITCHES TO SING HEIGH HO LOL

ACE’S RELUCTANT SINGING AND DEUCE LOOKING LIKE HE’S HAVING FUN

KALIM IS SUCH A MOOD, SINGING EVEN WITHOUT KNOWING THE LYRICS AND JAMIL JUST HAVING THAT “i want to die” ENERGY

AIGHT. ROOK IS HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN AND EPEL IS TRYING HIS BEST. HE’S SO CUTE-

OMG NEIGE AND VIL HAVING SUCH GOOD HARMONY—

YAHOO Y A H O O TANOSHIINDA~~ 

YA’LL SURE ABOUT GIVING ME THIS BLESSED MOMENT??

What a somewhat happy ending, even though Rook just backstabbed us I’m crying Beauté 100 points!!!

LOL Vil realizing he’s having fun singing with Neige- “SOMEONE JUST END ME RIGHT NOW-“ The desperation in his voice-

I love how Neige’s yahoo yahoo is messing with everyone’s head, even Vil wants to pass out lol

haha Crowley is so depressed lol

WHA- WHO-

HEADMASTER OF ROYAL SWORD!?

He looks like your typical grandpa- and his outfit looks like that one mickey mouse wizard outfit but blue—

Old man just went “we won lol” just to piss Crowley off I like this guy’s energy already-

Crowley being most likely as old as this guy—

ooohh this man just sensed something in this stage- Leona did too, didn’t he???

* Damn. Crowley talking so fast sounds like he’s making a load of bullshit lol

Anyway, I’m just glad that it’s not mickey mouse who’s the headmaster— I would’ve lost my shit.

We’re back in our dorms and I forgot that the squad doesn’t live with us anymore. It’s suddenly so lonely now...

Grim is getting the yahoo yahoo ptsd too lol it’s too goddamn catchy

oooohh shiet- mickey is calling us again

YES we finally got a good picture of this motherfucker

It seems like nothing is disrupting our communication this time, so MC thought to call Grim but—

Grim is not here.

Uuhhh...Grim? Where you’ve gone??? We’re getting flashbacks of the first parts of the game.

We went out to find Grim and HE’S CHOMPING ON ANOTHER BLACK STONE ON THE STAGE-

GRIM SPIT THAT OUT YOU LOOK TERRIFYING

AAAAAHH GRIM HAS GONE FERAL— He’s attacking US

Is this because we didn’t win his tuna canss nooo

NoOO SWEET BABY COME BACK.

Legit I’m sad, please baby don’t overblot like this...

He learned a new move though- SCRATCH

Ooh— We’re seeing some Ignihyde scenes here~

P U H I H I

Idia getting a lot of emails from bigshot companies whoa—

THAT OLYMPUS—?! EXCUSE ME??? Ortho what- Are we finally getting that Hercules episode—

Damn getting a hot chance in olympus only to put them down the recycling bin oof— Idia why edit : Yume was informed that olympus is kind of a company that sponsored VDC sorry she was mind-fucked at this moment and the ability to understand proper Japanese just went whoosh lol Thanks to @starshiningsirius for pointing it out for Yume~ ♥︎ HONESTLY YUME’S JUST GONNA WAIT FOR ACTUAL PROFESSIONAL TRANSLATORS AT THIS POINT LOL Don’t trust me for important situation too much lol

Aaaahh...We’re getting this shut-in out of his room in the next episode, are we?

And that concludes the whole Pomefiore Episode! JESUS CHRIST 75 CHAPTERS ALL IN ALL!? How long is the Ignihyde chapter going to be, huh!?

This was a really, really fun episode lol I’d consider this a fan service episode actually cause of all the things we get to experience— The singing, dancing, and the new songs, THE DRAMA. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

But then, the plot thickens, no? What’s going to happen to Grim? In the Ignihyde episode? And those reoccurring memories of us? And our relationship with Tsunotarou lol ALSO WE NEVER REALLY DID FIND OUT WHAT ROOK’S UNIQUE MAGIC IS. DISNEY EXPLAIN—

Thanks for reading this shitpost of Yume losing her shiet lol See you all in the Ignihyde Episode~ ❤

[theres-an-impulstor-among-us]

I have a writing request, but I don’t know if it exactly fits the criteria. Let’s do this!

Hacker!Zed, Scar, Airship-

I know you love your Among Us hermits, sooo.. yeh.

RAVEN!!! my best requester!!! omg i missed your requests, welcome back!!!

Requests are still open! Please read pinned post before requesting.

…

  Zedaph is delighted that a new map is available to play in. An airship, with new tasks, new weapons, and new mechanics. He can’t wait to explore it from top to bottom with his friends. 

  But simply exploring will have to wait, because he’s immediately assigned to be the imposter, along with Etho, to his delight. 

  He starts out in the engine room and follows Scar down into the armoury. “Hey, Scar. Mind if I tag along with you this round?”

  “Only if you’re not the imposter,” replies Scar with a grin. “Are you?”

  “‘Course not. Are YOU?”

  “Nope!”

  Zedaph laughs. “Glad we got that sorted out. What task have you got down here?”

  “I have no idea,” Scar says. “I’m not familiar with this map at all.”

  “That’s cuz it’s brand new, dude. What does it say on your task sheet?”

  “Uh…” Scar studies it intently. “Put away rifles, it says.”

  “Ah, gotcha!” Zedaph smiles. “I’ve got the download.”

  He stands at the download panel and pretends to work, glancing over his shoulder at Scar, who’s trying to figure out the rifles task. 

  But just as he’s “finishing” his task, a body is reported and everyone’s teleported to the meeting table.

  Zedaph blinks. He was so wrapped up in sticking with Scar that he forgot he’s meant to be killing people. Etho seems to have done well on his own so far.

  “Hey, everybody,” says Etho, who has the megaphone. “I found Skizzle dead in the vault place. I think it’s the top left of the map.”

  “What was your pathing, Etho?” Impulse inquires. 

  “I went up to the meeting room to do my card thing first, and I only saw Bdubs and Grian on my way there. Then I went to the vault and found Skizzle dead. The only person I saw around the area was Tango going down towards the engine room.”

  “Wait, that’s all you did?” demands Grian. “That was a fairly long round.”

  “This is a new ship, Grian,” Etho responds steadily. “I was looking at my map a lot to find my tasks.”

  “Yeah, I was doing that too,” Zedaph adds, knowing he has to help back up his imposter buddy.

  Impulse, Tango, and Ren all add their agreement, to Zedaph’s relief. 

  Grian hesitates, but he’s clearly forced to accept this explanation. “Okay, fair enough. Can anyone clear anyone?”

  “It is 100% not Zedaph,” Scar says immediately. “He and I were in the weapons room doing tasks the whole time.”

  “The armory,” Zedaph clarifies. “We were there together, I can confirm.”

  The rest of the meeting is uneventful and nobody gets voted off. Zedaph decides to start again in records, and to his surprise, Scar appears beside him. “Oh, hey, Zedaph! You got a records task?”

  Zeadph checks his list of fake tasks. “Ah, actually, I don’t. I have a couple of things in the cargo bay.”

  He realises just as he says it that one of the options to appear in after the meeting WAS the cargo bay. 

  Thankfully, Scar doesn’t seem to put two and two together. “Oh, can you watch me do my task in here? I don’t trust anyone else.” 

  “Sure thing.”

  As Scar focuses on his task, Zedaph spots Ren going by and follows him into the shower area, stabbing him to death quietly just out of sight and returning in time for Scar to turn and find him still standing there. 

  “Thanks. You wanna go do your tasks in security?”

  “It’s the cargo bay,” chuckles Zedaph. “But sure, if you wanna come with me.”

  “Oh, wait, I have a task in the vault,” Scar says, looking at his list. “That’s all the way back there, isn’t it?”

  “Yeah, but let’s go back there first. I don’t want you to get voted off for not doing your tasks, like you often do.”

  Scar beams. “Oh, thanks, buddy! ‘Ppreciate that.” 

  Zedaph lags behind for only a second to kill Bdubs just as he approaches them. It’s a serious risk, almost suicidal, but Scar is so wrapped up in his work that he doesn’t look behind him and the two enter the gap room. 

  Scar groans. “Aww, the platform thingy is on the other side. We’re gonna have to go all the way around.”

  As Scar turns away, Zedaph quickly activates his hacker screen and alters the game’s code. “Oh, Scar, wait. It’s coming back.”

  Scar turns back as the platform starts to move back towards them. “Oh! I didn’t even know that was a thing.”

  “Maybe it’s on a timer,” Zedaph suggests. 

  The two hop onto the platform and wait for it to slide back to the other side.

  However, as they do, a meeting is called. 

  “Oh geez,” gasps Impulse, seeing that only five people are left. “Oh my gosh.”

  “Okay, we HAVE to vote somebody, here,” Etho states. “Has anyone got anything?”

  Seeing the opportunity, Zedaph makes a risky decision. 

  “Guys, I saw Scar come out of the vent,” he says quickly. 

  Scar turns to look at him in shock. “Wait, what?!”

  “I’ve been with him the entire round but I left him alone for a second while I did a task and when I looked back, I saw him popping back out of a vent. We were in the cargo bay so he must have vented to kill someone and tried to come back but I caught him.”

  “No, no, no!” Scar shakes his head furiously. “Zedaph, we were together the whole time and I didn’t do anything!”

  “Is Scar capable of a big brain move like venting and coming back while someone’s doing a task, though?” Grian asks dubiously. 

  “I’d believe he’s capable of attempting and mistiming it,” responds Etho, clearly catching on. “Tango, you know Zedaph the best; would he lie about something like this?”

  Tango scrutinises Zedaph closely. “Honestly, I wouldn’t put ANYTHING past him. But in this case, I think he might be right. It’s a classic Scar move to mistime a big brain play.”

  “Nononononononono!” Scar yelps. “Zedaph’s trying to throw me under the bus! I was just going round doing all my tasks with him and I didn’t see him do anything so I don’t know why he’d lie about this but he’s definitely at least mistaken! Wait, we didn’t even go into the cargo bay! You GOTTA be the imposter!”

  “Scar, bro, you’re talking way too fast,” Grian observes. “I think it’s Scar. I’m voting for Scar.”

  “Me too,” Etho says. 

  “No, come on, I’m being thrown under the bus!” Scar says desperately. “Don’t kick me out! Please!” 

  But everyone votes for Scar, except Scar himself, who votes for Zedaph. He and Etho exchange a grin as Scar is ejected from the ship. 

  They won. 

[izabellq]

MHA Boys as Imposters + Playing with S/O!

summary: based off the popular game ‘among us’! read part one here and part two here! (last part i swear 😭)

characters: shinso, tamaki, monoma, mirio

contains: fluff, mentions of killing, language if you squint

SHINSO HITOSHI

An unbeatable imposter

He’s just... so good??

Like BRO HUH??

I think the trick is he just wouldn’t care

He’s like, I’m imposter

Okay then

Honestly, his quirk would be so good for this

Like he’ll be an amazing crewmate as well

But he just doesn’t even need it

He’s that good

So, one time, you were scanning yourself in medbay when...

The vent pops open and out comes Shinso

You both just stare at each other and then UR RUNNING

Your desperately trying to get to the emergency button and you notice Shinso isn’t even chasing you??

You don’t have time to question it because you’re she’s at the red button

When you try to press it...

Well, you find out why he wasn’t chasing you...

He was too busy disabling comms

You’re screwed

Shinso’s across the room (irl) and you’re practically begging him not to kill you

“Toshi! Don’t kill me I swear to god!”

He just looked and you and grins

“What are you going to do about it?”

You look down at the screen just in time to see his little avatar shooting you with a gun

You collapse at the bed, shooting your boyfriend a deadly glare

“I hate you so much right now.”

“Shut up, no you don’t.”

That’s when you get a good idea!!

Well, actually it was a pretty bad idea but who cares lol

You had already finished all ur tasks so you place ur phone down and move towards Shinso

He barely sends you a glance

You pounce on him and just smother his face with kisses

He’s trying to pay attention to the screen but this boy literally can NOT think straight when you’re on top of him

At this point he just gives up on the game because he literally could not care less

“My turn, Y/N.”

AMAJIKI TAMAKI

TAMAKI AS IMPOSTER WOULD NEVER WORK

MARK MY WORDS

If someone calls him “sus” just once

He’ll break down

If anyone gets the slightest suspicion of him, he’ll straight up confess

I can see him getting really panicky when he’s imposter

He just can’t handle the stress well

You’re always there to comfort him

He’ll straight up tell you when he’s imposter too

You’ll NEVER snitch on him

But if someone ever catches on, there is nothing you can do to help him

He’s not really the best at covering his tracks

He makes a GREAT HERO but a terrible imposter

He usually only sabotages lights so it’s easier to kill people

Make sure you guys never get stuck in a toxic server because this boy cannot handle it

Shitty human beings are a no-go

Um anyways I love Tamaki

If you are ever an imposter, you’ll never kill him

And you’ll make sure he doesn’t get voted out

YALL cute or whatev 🙄

MONOMA NEITO

He likes to THINK he’s good

But let’s be honest

He’s kinda shit at it

You know he has some inappropriate name

Coochie Man

And you hate him for it

He’s lucky you’re dating him

Because I’m sure NO ONE ELSE could put up with him

So yea, you gotta put up with him bragging about how good he is

And you laugh hysterically when he gets voted out first

He’ll never kill you only because-

“I’m an amazing boyfriend.”

But sucks for him because you don’t really care

You will snitch on him

Even if you have to make up some false stories

He’s just in SHOCK

“How could you??”

You just stick your tongue out at him, “Because I’m an amazing girlfriend/boyfriend.”

Honestly, he just spends most of his time getting revenge now

And he still

Ends

Up

Losing

You WILL hold this against him for the rest of his life

He’s very salty

TOGATA MIRIO

honestly, i think he’d be pretty good no lie

He may not be as good as Shinso or Tokoyami but he’s up there

and for this specific round...

You AND Mirio are the imposters

Like,,

As heroes-in-training, y’all work SO WELL with each other

So imagine being on the same team

IMAGINE THE–

Double kills

Perfect alibis

Sabotages

Utter perfection

You and him are practically impossible to beat since you both have very efficient teamwork!

If it’s just him as an imposter tho,

You’ll probably know it’s him immediately

He would feel bad killing people (even if it’s just a game)

And I’m sure he would never kill you

Even if you were trying to vote him out

He just be like, “oh well :p you got me!”

OMG

I JUST THOUGHt

You, Mirio, and Eri playing together 🥺

Like y’all just babysitting her and...

Then you decide to play together!!

Omg Eri and Mirio being imposters

Eri is surprisingly good??

She just seems so innocent you could never pin her for the bad guy 😭

Even if you did figure it out, you’d never vote her out

You have no problem voting out Mirio tho LMAOOO

As a ghost, he’d just taunt you and help Eri out at the same time

Eri definitely loves hanging out with you both!

It’s just laughs all around

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