#—— ic. mac mcdonald

[demonsfate]

❝ i mean . . . i love mcdonald's. but . . . i can only eat it when in western countries, because the founder of the japanese mcdoanld's was a white supremacist . . . despite being japanese himself. ❞

[shadowbrn]

dennis  reynolds  (  @denniis  )  said  to  mac  mcdonald  ;  ❛  what else do you want me to say?  ❜

literally  anything.  mac  just  wants  dennis  to  admit  that  whatever  is  brewing  between  them  isn't  all  in  mac's  head  .  .  .  but  mac  knows  dennis,  and  he  knows  that  mac  will  probably  never  hear  what  he  wants  to  hear.  he  wants  dennis  to  tell  him  that  this  thing  between  them  has  some  validity  .  .  .  but  dennis  would  never.  ❝  i  don't  know!  ❞  mac  exclaims,  throwing  his  hands  up  in  frustration,  ❝  god,  i  .  .  .  i  don't  know,  dennis.  ❞

[avrilovediary]

Yes, my love.

[helly-watermelonsmellinfellon]

Found these on Twitter.

[gazing-at-an-eclipse]

We're everywhere.

Therians and alterhumans are everywhere.

You walk past us in the park, the store, you drive past us, you talk to us, you go to school with us, you work with us.

And although it may not be evident, we are here.

We will always be here.

It's not a trend, it's a way of life. Therianthropy is not a choice, it's something you're born with. For some people, it takes them longer to discover that they're therians.

God, for all you know you could've gone to a McDonald's drive thru and talked to a German shepherd about how you wanted your Big Mac cooked. About how you want your fries with no salt. Your coke with no ice.

For all you know, your college professor could be a grizzly bear teaching you about ancient Roman history. The glee on his face as he explains the Roman empire.

For all you know, your doctor could be a stag, telling you that you need to cut back on the fatty foods; your cholesterol is too high. She tells you that you need to eat more salads and salmon.

We are everywhere.

We are all around you.

We are never leaving.

So, the next time you look around, just remember: we are your neighbors. We are part of the world, just like you.

[luveline]

dad!steve eek!!! maybe some for kbd!? no rush, anyway love you!! <3

kisses before dinner au —mom!reader, 1.1k

Bethie squirms uncomfortably in your lap. “I’m sorry, mommy,” she says. 

“Well don’t be,” you say, hand to her forehead and holding her back so she can see your face, how you’re not angry. “It’s okay. You don’t like it?” 

“I’m not hungry.” 

You don’t get it. Bethie hasn’t eaten anything all day. She refused breakfast, snacks, smoothies, and hot chocolate. The plate in front of her repulses her, no matter how gently you plead with her to try it. “Honey, I don’t see how that can be true.”

She’s in your lap because you’d been hoping helping her eat might make it easier for her. She was thrilled to sit in your lap, but not even slightly inclined to eat her mac and cheese, or any sides. You offer her a slim carrot baton shining with honey, wiggling it from side to side. 

“Doesn’t that look yummy?” you ask softly. 

She looks down at her hands. 

You drop the carrot. You’re genuinely perturbed. Not easily panicked, this has thrown you off kilter. Beth has been picky ever since she started school, and you don’t mind, you’ll accommodate and feel sorry that she misses out on Steve’s chicken pot pie, but there’s a difference between being picky and having a total aversion to food she used to enjoy. 

Avery tries to pretend she’s not watching. Steve doesn’t bother, frowning deeply despite the baby in the high chair beside him and Dove on his thigh, the two girls giggling about something. The rest of them have cheeks covered in cheese sauce and sticky lips, but your Beth…

Maybe it’s too much to have everyone watching, you think. 

“Okay. Okay, let’s leave it for later, yeah? Will you help mommy with something? Is that okay?” 

Beth nods emphatically. “Yes!” 

You help her down off of your lap and take her little hand. “We’ll be back in a minute.” 

Steve shakes his head, at a loss. “Sure,” he says, though his face says something different. What are we going to do? “Take your drink.”

You grab the glass if only to appease your worrier. 

You and Beth leave the kitchen and the living room to sit on the stairs. There isn’t much privacy to be made in the house, but this will do. You put her on the step above you to sit eye to eye, and you take her little hand, rubbing circles slowly into the soft palm of it. 

“Is there something mommy can get you?” you whisper. “Anything at all. Because you’re so big now, you know you need to keep yourself nice and strong with dinner. Yeah? You need to eat so you can have lots of energy. I know,” —you smile at her startled frown— “you said you’re not hungry, but it’s okay. We don’t have to eat all of something. Me and you could go have McDonald’s, or pizza! We could have something special. We could go get donuts. Anything you want, even if it’s only one bite.” 

“I don’t know, mom…” 

“Anything you want, baby. Even if we get there and you don’t want it anymore, or it’s not what you thought.” 

Bethie decides in whispers that she’d like McDonald’s ice cream. You could cry. You almost do when you con her into eating half of ‘your’ cheeseburger on the drive home, her little feet swinging in the footwell as she licks ketchup off of her fingers. 

You show Steve the wrapper when you get home proudly. 

“Good job, mom,” Steve says, reaching for you in the doorway. 

Bethie brandishes the cup tray of ice creams to her sisters in delight. They scramble in screeches to get there first. 

“Wren!” Bethie cheers, wiggling an ice cream at her baby sister where she lays in a bouncer. “Mom, can I feed Wren?” 

“Only the plain one, baby.”

“Yeah, I know. Wren, look! I have ice cream. You want ice cream?” 

“Little spoonfuls,” Avery says, reaching for her own ice cream, big sister instincts quelled by excitement. “Oh my gosh, there’s fudge.” 

Steve nudges your hip with his hand. “Hey, you okay?” 

“That was a bit scary.” 

“It’s just a bad day for her. She’s okay. Did you eat anything?” he asks, curling an arm behind your back. 

“No. I got you a strawberry-kiwi smoothie, though.” 

“Anything for yourself?” 

You shake your head. “I knew Beth would only eat if I was eating it, so I had a bite.” 

“You’re a genius,” he says, hugging you to his side. His shirt smells like detergent under your nose. “I kept your dinner in the oven. Only take a minute to heat back up.” 

“Did you eat yours?” 

He puts his lips to your cheek and doesn’t answer. 

“This is nice,” you murmur. 

“I know.” He rubs your back. You’ve never had to ask him to do it, he just grabs you up and sets about soothing an ache you don’t have. He’s always been like this. 

“I can’t believe I had to sweet talk my six year old into eating fast food,” you say, watching Beth over the curve of his shoulder. She swallows a spoonful of ice cream and crinkles her eyes at the cold. “I never could’ve imagined this.”

“Thank god. You never would’ve let me date you if you did.”

You laugh and angle your head up for a kiss. “That’s not true,” you murmur. 

He kisses you but seems more eager for a hug, hooking his arm higher up behind your back and cuddling you into his neck. “I’m not sure what we’re going to do,” he confesses, “but if you keep being that gentle? She’s going to be fine.” 

You brim with a weird pride. Steve knows intimately the kind of parent that you are, and how hard you try, so if he thinks you’re doing a good job, you must be. “Dinner was great,” you promise. 

Steve laughs. “I know. It was fucking bomb. Honey roasted broccoli? These kids don’t get how good I am. I could go pro.” 

Dove wanders over with clumsy footsteps but better pronunciation. “Smoothie, daddy,” she says, holding his pink smoothie up to him with an urgent look. 

“Oh, thank you.” He pats your arm and breaks away to bend down. “Thank you, gorgeous,” he says, taking the drink and smiling huge at her. She says something in garbled kid talk and leans in to give him a hug, and then she runs back to her ice cream. 

Steve looks at you adoringly. 

“How’d you give me four perfect girls?” he asks, knowing he’s cheesy, his smile turning teasing. 

“A lot of hard work.” 

“I can tell.” 

[allfryam]

bulk up

Evan was in his final year of high school. He just turned 18 and he was feeling great. He was the star of the football team and he had a smokin hot body. His abs looked like they were chiseled from stone, his pecs sat like trophies on his chest. His arms glistened and bulged with muscles. one day after practice, his coach called him over. Even ran over, dripping with sweat. “I need you to move up a weight class”. Coach said. “We’re starting to struggle against teams with bigger players. We need some more meat on the team.” Evan was skeptical. He would have to give up his precious abs? He didn’t know if he could. But coach convinced him it would only be around 20 pounds, and he could lose it when the season ended. that night, instead of making a fresh, healthy meal, Evan drove to McDonald’s and ate a large Big Mac meal. He couldn’t believe how good it felt. Soon, Evan was off of school for a few weeks due to construction. This also meant no football practice. He didn’t mind though. He was too busy bulking. He spent most of his days shirtless, playing video games and eating snacks in his room. Without realizing he had already gained over 15 pounds. All of the junk food and snacks that he was eating was starting to take a toll on his waistline. His abs had slowly disappeared, and his muscles began to grow softer. He had a slight paunch that hung over the waistband on his underwear. by the time the construction was over and Evan could get back to school, his pants were quite hard to button. He mostly just wore sweatpants anyway. His smallest shirts began to ride up and reveal a sliver of his belly. at practice, coach called Evan over again. “You been bulking?” “Yes sir” Evan replied. Coach took Evan to the scales to see how much weight he had gained. “You lost a pound?! What the hell is wrong with you?! I’m going to have to do this myself. Come to my house later tonight.”

Evan was confused. He was sure he put on weight. None of his pants fit, and his abs were completely gone. He arrived at coaches house and knocked on the door. Coach let him in and told him to have a seat at the table. Evan still didn’t know what coach had in store but he was scared. He was also pretty hungry. Coach brought out 3 pizzas, a cake, canned pastas, ice cream, and a batch of chocolate chip cookies. Evan’s eyes grew wide. “You’re not leaving tonight until you eat all of this food.” Coach yelled. “But coach-“ coach shut him up and told him to eat. evan started with the pizza. He did good on the first two, but the last one was giving him trouble. It took a while, but eventually he finished the last slice. Next was the pasta. He was already pretty full but coach wouldn’t let him take a break. Evan kept eating and moaning as he got fuller and fuller. His belly was starting to stretch and expand, and his belt grew tight. He ripped it off and undid his pants and let out a sigh of relief. He continued to eat and eat until the pasta was gone. Coach let him take a little break before dessert but it didn’t help much. Evan dug into the cake with his hands, shoving fistfuls of food down his throat. His face was covered in pizza sauce, grease, and chocolate icing. He continued through the cake until he started feeling nauseous. “I thought this might happen. Here” coach said as he gave Evan some anti nausea medicine. After a couple minutes Evan felt better and finished off the cake. For the last two things, Evan combined the cookies and the ice cream to make it easier for himself. He took off his tight shirt to make some room and he dug in. After an hour of moaning and burping, he couldn’t do it. There was still a few cookies left and almost half a tub of ice cream. “You’re gonna come back every night until you can finish one of my feasts boy” coach yelled.

after a few weeks of this, Evan was still unable to finish one of coach’s meals, but they were definitely starting to affect his body. His slight paunch had grown into a round ball gut. His pecs were saggy moobs and his tight ass was big and jiggly. His thighs almost doubles in size and he had an extra chin now. But Evan was competitive. He wouldn’t stop until he won.

[sturniholo]

white ferrari - chris sturniolo

a/n: please the amount of courage it is taking for me to post this is embarrassing 😓 this is lowkey shit, so please bare with me. also i was listening to frank ocean while writing, hence the title.

chris x fem reader !

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Tears dried on your cheek as you looked out the window of the minivan. This would be the last time you would be riding in it. The car where you would sing along to Mac Miller with Matt and Chris, go on late-night McDonald's runs, or needed a ride to hang out with Chris.

Matt was currently taking you home. Today was probably one of the worst days of your life. After some thinking, you and Chris decided it would be best for the two of you to go your separate ways. With his YouTube career kicking off, you wanted him to have as many opportunities as possible. With that being said, he told you they had found a house in LA.

Tears couldn't help but spill from your eyes as you replayed those talks of breaking up in your head. It absolutely shattered your heart, but you wanted what was best for Chris and his brothers. You knew it was going to be the most painful decision of your life, as he was your first love.

You rested your head on the window, looking out at the stars. Due to the silence in the car, you had the perfect opportunity to think. Your mind began to drift off, thinking about you and Chris' relationship.

the first time you met chris...

It was freshman year. You and Nick had become friends after having history class together. Today you were finally going over to his house to hang out. You knew about Matt and Chris, as you had seen them around school and Nick told you about them.

However, when you got to Nick’s house, you didn't expect to meet your future boyfriend. You remember it clear as day. When you walked in, Chris had been sitting on the couch, drinking a Pepsi. He had been on his phone, but he looked up when he heard you walk in.

"Nick’s friend right? I’m Chris," he greeted with a grin.

You returned the smile. "Yeah, I’m y/n. Nice to meet you."

From the moment you laid eyes on him you thought he was cute. Little did you know he felt the same way.

the day he asked you out....

It was about a year after you had met Chris. He had been planning this moment for a while. The two of you were hanging out, eating ice cream. The whole night you could tell something was off. He wasn't his normal self. Instead, he was acting nervous, like it was your first time hanging out.

"Chris, what's going on? You seem so...anxious," you asked, taking a bite of your ice cream.

He looked up at you, making short eye contact. "It’s just..." He thought for a moment. "We obviously have a thing for each other, and I really want it to be something, something official." A smile spread across your face. You had been waiting for this moment for a few weeks. "Will you be my girlfriend?"

You swear your heart could burst. "Of course I will, Chris." After those words, you swore you could see the weight being lifted off his shoulders.

"Thank God, I probably would've run into traffic if you rejected me," he joked.

The rest of the night he wore a smile on his face. He was so happy he finally made you his girl.

the night of senior prom...

The thing you remembered the most about this night was the look in Chris' eyes when you came down the stairs. The sparkle in his eye showed how much he adored you.

You picked out a blue dress to match what he was wearing, and of course, your mom wanted to get pictures of the two of you. Chris suggested you do the iconic prom pose. He wrapped his arms around your waist, giving his biggest smile. You couldn't help but smile and melt into his touch.

As you and Alahna danced with each other, you couldn't help but hear Chris' laugh. He was sitting down, watching as you danced with Alahna. The look in his eyes as he watched you made you want to melt into the floor.

That was also the same night Chris learned how to slow dance. You had somehow convinced him to dance with you. His hands gripped onto your waist, your arms wrapping around his neck. The two of you slowly swayed side to side, enjoying each other's warmth. Kisses were occasionally exchanged, which made the two of you laugh.

the first time chris had come home after being in la...

Chris had been in LA for a little over two weeks and you were missing him like crazy. You had Facetimed pretty much every day, but you needed to see him in person.

As you waited at the gate, you couldn't help but pace with excitement. The moment your eyes met the triplets, your heart began to race. You had missed them terribly.

Chris ran over to you, immediately engulfing you in a hug. Your arms wrapped around his back, tightening the hug. He rocked you back and forth, pressing a kiss to your head. As you pulled away, your eyes couldn't help but meet his. They were glossy and full of love. He leaned in, connecting his lips with yours.

After a minute, you guys pulled away, both wearing a smile. You turned around to meet Matt and Nick, wrapping your arms around both of them. Smiles were evident on everyone's faces, happy to be reunited.

As those sweet memories crossed your mind you couldn't help but cry out. Matt’s heart broke at the sound of your sobs. He rested a hand on your knee, giving it an assuring squeeze.

As he pulled into your driveway one last time, you finally took your eyes away from the window. You met Matt’s gaze. You noticed his eyes began to gloss over, which made your heartbreak. You had grown to become very close with Matt over the years, so it was like double heartbreak.

Matt walked behind you as you made your way to your front door. You stuck your key in the door, twisting it. Before you pushed open the door, your arms found their way around Matt. His arms wrapped around you, your head resting on his chest.

The two of you stood like that for a few minutes. Tears continued to fall from your face, sniffles occasionally coming from your nose. You could hear Matt also sniffling from above you. As you pulled away, you wiped your tears.

"Well," you breathed out, "thank you so much for everything, Matt. I love you," you said shakily. He squeezed your shoulder one last time before he let you go inside.

Your heart completely shattered as you closed the door. The realization had just hit you full force. You were closing one of the most important chapters in your life, but then again, you would do anything for Chris to be happy.

[watatsumiis]

MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S!

Ok ok hear me out - the characters, with you demanding a happy meal.

Sips out

JKDSHFKJF wait this idea is so funny and silly. I love it.

you didn't specify a character, so Harbinger rambles below the cut!

Arlecchino - Gives you the most incredulous look she can muster. Outwardly, she acts like it’s the most ridiculous request anybody has ever made, and all but turns her nose up at you. Once she realises you’re serious, however, she will begrudgingly pull into the nearest McDonald’s. The stipulation, however, is that she’ll make you order it. If that means having to lean over her in the driver’s seat to do so, so be it.

Capitano - Just wordlessly rolls up and orders you a Happy Meal. He remembers your favourite order and any extras you might like, and always knows which toy to pick for you (this is an AU where the McDonald’s toys aren’t awful). He almost always pays unless you make a point to hand your card to him beforehand and insist that you’re paying. Occasionally, he’ll order himself something small - an apple pie or a bag of those McDonald’s biscuits, as well as a no-sugar soda (he’s a weirdo who likes the tang of artificial sweeteners).

Childe - He’s entirely on board, he’ll do an illegal u-turn to get you to your destination if you so much as say “oh, McDonald’s would be nice right now” as you drive by one. There’s nothing that can stop him. It also helps that he loves the food from there. He’ll order your happy meal, as well as a full family combo for himself. That man can pack food away like nobody’s business. He’d also never say no to you when you’re asking for something so innocuous.

Columbina - Her response is always something along the lines of “oh my gosh, it’s like you read my mind!”. She loves Happy Meals, and collects all the toys (be aware that she’ll bother you into ‘donating’ your toy if it’s one she doesn’t yet have), so she’s always super enthusiastic and will go out of her way to get you your meal. Half the time, it’s probably her suggesting you go get Happy Meals a moment before the words are out of your mouth. She doesn’t even like them that much (she’s partial to the McFlurries), but she likes the toys, and getting to hang out with you, so it’s a win-win!

Dottore - Will launch into a whole big spiel about how unhealthy chain restaurants are, the ethics behind them, what their food is made from, what the meal you’re craving tells him about your current mental and physical state, the whole shebang. He sounds super pretentious, and will continue to be that way until you point out that time you saw him crouched behind the generators in his lab eating a Big Mac he’d reheated using the warmth they give off. That’ll have him shutting up and taking you to the nearest McDonald’s in a heartbeat.

La Signora - She’ll pull into the nearest McDonald’s with no hesitation, roll up to the window, then order herself an iced long black without a semblance of pity towards you. If you complain about it too much, she threatens to leave you on the side of the road somewhere. She will staunchly refuse to buy you a Happy Meal, no matter how much you beg and plead. Though there are rare occasions, when she knows you’ve had a rough day, that she’ll soften a little and get you your meal.

Pantalone - He’ll go into a rant about how fast food isn’t good for you, and how it takes advantage of lower income groups in order to pedal food that he deems to be ‘greasy’ and ‘unhealthy’, and give you this whole snooty lecture about it before insisting on taking you somewhere nicer. Though, he’s not entirely heartless. If he realises you’re just seeking out a familiar comfort food, he’ll begrudgingly take you to get your Happy Meal. Though, if there’s anything at all wrong with the order, he can and will threaten to go marching back in there to scold some minimum-wage employees (in reality, he’s always perfectly polite to them). 

Pierro - He’s not really for the idea at first. Not out of malice or anything, he just dislikes taking detours and being in unfamiliar situations. With some convincing, he’ll eventually fold and take you to get your food. He always yells way too loudly at the machine and grumbles about using the little card-tappy machine. He also has this strange curse where the employees will always give him the wrong toy, and you’ll end up with the one you didn’t want. Even if you try to remedy this by asking for the other one, they happen to get it right that time. It’s rather ridiculous, but also pretty funny.

Pulcinella - He’s super enthusiastic about it and will take you there right away. Despite his somewhat dark and heartless reputation, he’s very sweet to those he likes and adores spoiling them rotten whenever the opportunity presents itself. Every now and then, he’ll order the same thing as you, just to give it a try. If you pay attention, you’ll notice that he keeps the toys and puts them up in his office, like a nice little reminder of the time you two spent together. However, he can and will mispronounce things and the secondhand embarrassment is downright painful. 

Sandrone - She is the embodiment of the memes where a girlfriend says they don’t want any food, then proceeds to steal their partner’s fries. She may buy herself a drink or hotcakes or something when she orders your meal, but she’ll insist that she doesn’t need anything more substantial for herself, but once the food is nearby, she seems to realise that she’s actually quite hungry, and will steal parts of your meal for herself without even looking at you. 

Scaramouche - Turns his nose up at you and scowls, telling you that you can get it yourself, in your own time, and not to bother him with such pesky requests in the future. If you continue to bother him about it, he’ll threaten to kick you out of the car and leave you, but eventually he just crumples, and moans and gripes as he pulls into the drive-thru. He can be pretty snippy with the employees, but you wind up with your food nonetheless. He doesn’t take any special requests though, so you’ll always end up with the basic meal and whatever toy the person who served you tosses your way.

Please don't repost, steal, copy or otherwise plagiarise my writing! I do not consent for my works to be translated and posted elsewhere, or used to teach bots!

[mewtwoandme]

Okay now what would the human crew order from McDonalds? :3

Lakota would probably just order a McCafe iced mocha coffee (she doesn't really care for McDonalds)

Jay would have a big mac, 6 nuggets w/bbq, and a large coke

Mandy would have a double cheeseburger and a chocolate milkshake

[raatart]

a complete boycott list in alphabetical order

a complete list of companies / brands / franchises to boycott in support of palestine that i have been working on putting together for a while now.

remember to support your local businesses

stand with palestine against genocide

(Food & Beverages)

A

Activia

Acqua Panna

Akmina

Absolute Vodka

Algida

A&W

Aquafina

Alpro

Actimel

B

Burger King

Baskin Robbins

Ben & Jerry's

Bugles

Betty Crocker

Badoit

Becel

C

Coca Cola

Costa Coffee

Cadbury

Cheerios

Cheetos

Campbells

Calve

Cappy

Chiquita

D

Dominos

Dasani

Dunkin' Donuts

Doritos

Dr Pepper

Danone

Dolcela

Damla

Dogadan

E

Evian

Eden

F

Fanta

Frito-lay

Fruit by the Foot Roll Ups

Falim

Fresca

G

Gatorade

Greggs

H

Hardees

Haagen Dazs

Heinz Ketchup

Hershey's

Hard Rock Cafe

Heinz

I

Innocent

Israeli Fruits & Vegetables

J

Jacob's

Jaffa

K

KitKat

KFC

Kbueno

Kraft Mac & Cheese

Kellogg's

Kraft

L

Lipton

Lays

M

McDonald's

Mars

Marks & Spencers

Maggi

Marila

Monster

Mountain Dew

Mehadrin

Minute Maid

Milk Bar

M&M's

Magnum Ice Cream

Milka Chocolates

N

Nestle

Nestle Cereals

Nescafe

Nesquik

Nespresso

Nido

Nutella

Nature Valley

Nestle Milo

Nestle Carnation

Nestle Coffee Mate

Nestle Nestum

Nimbooz

Nestea

O

Orea

Original Shredded Wheat

P

Papa John's

Pepsi

Pringles

Pizza Hut

Perrier

Pillsbury

Popeyes

Pretty a Manager

Pure Life

Powerade

Popup Bagels

Q

Quality Street

Quaker

R

Redbull

Ruffles

S

Starbucks

Subway

Smartwater

Sweetgreen

Snickers

Sprite

Sabra

Sunkist

Strauss

Smarties

S.pellegrino

Schweppes

Sana

Sirma

Sara Lee

T

Toblerone

Tang

Twix

Tesco

Tropicana

U

V

Vittle

Volvic

W

Wall's

Walmart

Walkers

Wrigley's

X

Y

Z

7Up

(Clothing)

A

America Eagle

Adidas

Alo

Adina Eden Jewelry

B

C

Converse

Calvin Klein

Cat

Castro

D

Drew

Diesel

E

F

G

Good American

GAP

H

H&M

I

J

K

Kamili

L

Levi's

Lumberjack

M

Mango

N

Nike

O

Oasis

P

Puma

Q

R

River Island

S

Skims

Skinny Dip

St. Mark

Style Nadia

T

Timberland

U

V

Victoria's Secret

Vakko

W

We Wore That

Wyeth

X

Y

Z

Zara

(Beauty)

A

Aveda

Amika

Avon

Aussie

Aveeno

Always

Aesop

Ahava

B

Bobbi Brown

Blistex

Bath & Body Works

Britney Spears Fragrance

Becca

Biotherm

Beauty Blender

C

Clinique

Covergirl

Colgate

Calgon

Camay

CeraVe

Christina Aguilera Perfumes

Clean & Clear

Crest

CND

Cacharel

D

Dr. Jart+

Dove

Dettol

Darphin Paris

Dark & Lovely

E

Essie

Elidor

F

Fenty Beauty

Fair & Lovely

G

Garnier

Gillette

Glam Glow

H

Honest Beauty

Haci Sakir

Herbal Essences

Head & Shoulders

Hugo Boss

I

J

Jo Malone

Johnson & Johnsom

K

Kerastase

Kiehl's

Kylie Cosmetics

Kylie Skin

Kotex

L

L'Oreal

Lacome

La Roche-Posey

Lifebuoy

Lux

Lubiderm

M

Maybelline

MAC

Moroccan Oil

Maui

Matrix

Max Factor

N

Nyx

Neutrogena

Nivea

Nature's Beauty

Niely

O

Olay

Origins

Orkid

Oral-B

Oax

P

Pepsodent

Pantene

Q

R

Revlon

Rimmel

Rexona

Rhode

S

Summer Fridays

Schick

Smashbox

Sephora

Sensodyne

Skinceuticals

Skin Better Science

T

The Body Shop

Too Faced Cosmetics

The Ordinary

Tom Ford Beauty

Tampax

Takami

U

Urban Decay

Ulta Beauty

V

Vichy

Vaseline

Veet

W

X

Y

Yes to

Yuesai

Z

(Luxury)

A

B

C

Chanel

D

E

Estee Lauder

F

G

Georgio Armani

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I

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LVMH

Louis Vuitton

La Mer

Lavs

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M

Mugler

Maison Margiela

N

O

P

Prada

Q

R

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S

T

Tiffany & Co.

Tom Ford

Tommy Hilfiger

U

V

Valentino

W

X

Y

Yves Saint Laurent

Z

(Tech & Entertainment)

A

Aol

Amazon

AirBnB

Apple

B

BBC

Buxton

Barbie

Booking.com

C

CNN

D

Disney+

Dell

E

Energizer

F

Ford

Fiverr

G

Galaxy

H

HP

Hyundai

Hulu

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IBM

Intel

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K

L

Lego

M

Motorola

Movenpick

Mattel

Microsoft

N

National Geographic

Nokia

Netflix

O

Oracle

Oxi

P

Philips

Q

R

Rolls Royce

S

Siemens

Sodastream

T

Toys R Us

U

V

Volvo

Valvoline

W

Wix

X

Y

Z

(Other)

A

Axa

Ariel

Aero

Ambi Pur

Airwick

Aroma

AVC

Amway

Ace Hardware

Andrex

American Express

B

Bounty

Black & Decker

Bonux

Bref

Braun

Benadryl

Band-aid

Barclays

Blue Cross Blue Shield

Better Help

C

Caltex

Chevron

Culligan

Citi Bank

Chicco

Cravola

Clearblue

Capital One

D

Dash

Drynites

Dosmestos

Doona

E

Expedia

F

Finish

Febreeze

Fixodent

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G

Goop

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H

HSBC

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Hayat

I

Imodium

J

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K

Kimberly-Clark

Kleenex

L

Lion

Little Swimmers

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M

Mr Muscle

Minidou

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N

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O

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P

Pampers

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Payoneer

Palmolive

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Pull-ups

P&G

Prima

Pril

Paramount Pictures

Q

R

Rejoice

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S

Signal

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Sudafed

T

Tide

U

Unilever

Us Cellular

V

Vim

Vanish

Vicks

W

X

Y

Yumus

Z

(Places)

A

B

C

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Disney

E

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(People)

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B

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C

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Ciara

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L

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M

Millie Bobby Brown

Malala

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Mark Hamill

Madonna

N

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Natalie Portman

Nabela

Nicole Richie

Noah Schnapp

O

Octovia Spencer

P

Perez Hilton

Paul Wesley

Phoebe Tonkin

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P!nk

Q

R

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S

Sofia Richie

Shaquir O'neal

Selena Gomez

T

Tara Strong

Taika Waititi

Taylor Swift

Tyler Perry

U

Usher

U2

V

Vanessa Hudgens

Viola Davis

W

X

Y

Z

[shadowbrn]

dee  reynolds  (  @clockturned  )  said  to  mac  mcdonald  ;  ❛ speaking of dead brothers, do you wanna go to a party? ❜

there's alarm bells screaming in his head the second that dee mentions the words dead and brothers in the same breath. dee only has one brother ( that they know of . . . frank could have fucked many women and had an army of kids out there ) and the idea of that one brother being dead had mac internally panicking. ❝ where's dennis? ❞ he blurted out, the filter between brain and mouth completely shutting down in his panic, ❝ he's the only brother between the two of us . . . ❞ he frowned, ❝ but wait . . . what party? ❞

[cocosplaydate]

Hands full

- little!nate , little!matt , little!chris x cg!nick

Nick was stood over the stove, trying to cook some Mac and cheese for the three boys, as the water boiled he put a tray of Dino nuggets and fries in the oven.

He turned towards the living room to check on the three boys but when he looked around he only saw two, Chris was missing.

“Chris?” He called out but received no response “chris bud where are you?” He called again walking up the stairs, he walked down the hall, pushing all the bedroom and bathroom doors open, he finally got to Chris’ room. He opened the door to see Chris who was jumping on the bed, Chris knew that jumping on the bed wasn’t allowed.

“Chris you know jumping on he bed isn’t allowed” nick scolded “and coming upstairs without telling me, go back downstairs please bud” nick pointed towards the door.

As chris made his way out of the room, Nick heard cries coming from downstairs, quickly following chris downstairs he saw nate sat on the carpet, a loud string of sobs leaving his mouth as tears quickly flooded his cheeks “what’s wrong little dude?” Nick questioned, walking towards the boy and picking him up, carrying him over to the couch.

Nate just shook his head, tears still pouring but he resfused to give the reason to his upset.

Matt looked up at the two sat together in the couch and began to get jealous, quickly standing up and walking towards the two on the couch.

“But me want tuddles” Matt whinged “you can have cuddles bud come here” nick lifted up his other arm, Matt slotting himself in the gap. Nick now now had Matt clinging to his left side and Nate still crying in his right.

He tried to hush nate and get an answer out of him but nothing worked.

Nick finally looked up from looking down at the boys on either side of him to see Chris was running around they kitchen, his arms out like an airplane. “Don’t do that there’s a hot pan on the stove” nick quickly called out before gasping.

The food. Hed forgotten all about it in the antics of the boys.

As he went to stand up, Matt hugged tighter onto his side, preventing him from being able to stand up.

“Matt bud can you let go please?” Nick questioned and Matt shook his head, only hugging tighter.

Nick huffed, trying to think of a solution. “Okay hold, tight them I’m gonna stand up” he explained and matt hugged onto him tighter “one two three” nick counted as he stood from the couch, Matt latched himself onto his side, resting on nicks hip.

He walked ,with the boy attached to him, into the kitchen, turning off the stove. The water had boiled over, leaving a mess on the stove top, he internally cursed himself for forgetting about it.

The nuggets and fries in the oven were his only hope for getting the boys any food tonight. As he opened the oven door, he noticed the food was burnt. He sighed realising his only other choice was to order something online.

“Chris buddy please sit down” nick pleaded with the boy who was now trying to stand up on the counter. “But me no wanna” he huffed getting down from the counter “please chris?” He begged, Chris shook his head, beginning to run up and down the hallway.

Nick sat back down on the couch, matt still hugging to him as Nate finally began to calm down.

“What do you want little dude?” Nick asked clicking on the McDonald’s app, he picked a cheese burger happy meal for matt, a chicken nugget happy meal for Chris and another cheeseburger happy meal for Nate, he went to pick Nate’s usually order of a strawberry milkshake, but the machine was broken.

When nicks explained this to Nate, he began to cry again.

Nick quickly offered ice cream after dinner, Nate smiled through tears as he looked up at nick who sighed happy he had cheered the boy up.

When the knock was heard at the door, nick tried to stand up but again matt was glued to his hip. He stood up with the boy attached to him again. He knew it would look strange to the driver but that wasn’t his biggest concerns, his concern was getting the boys fed, dressed and bed.

He quickly gave the boys their meals. But not before having to beg Chris to sit on the chair instead of trying to stand on it.

When nick finally got Matt and Nate into bed, matt begged for nick to lay with him to sleep, after much peleading, nick gave in.

But Chris was still running a round the bedroom with a toy plane in his had, pretending to make it fly. “Christopher, get into bed now, please” nicks tone was firm but not harsh, enough to make Chris put down his toy and get into bed. They finally drifted off to sleep, nick sighed contently, but hunger quickly took over as he realised he hadn’t eaten, too tied up with the boys to think about feeding himself.

When he got downstairs, he looked at all the mess from tonight, he began to clean up when he heard footsteps padding down the hall, he looked up to see Chris stood in the door way.

“Me have tuddles now?” He asked, Nick nodded, they both sat on the couch, a slice of toast in nicks hand that he was eating to satisfy his hunger, cars playing on the tv quietly and Chris cuddled into his side, his soft snores filling the room, nick figured out that Chris was only acting out to get nicks attention.

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I hope I did your request justice!!

- coco loves you all so so sooooo much 💝🎀

[issuesntissues]

what 141 orders at McDonalds !!!

Price

he's a Big Mac man, with fries & a coke. everything is large—

if his day was bad, he'd add an apple pie.

will not share his fries, and WILL smack your hand away— unless you're ghost. ghost gets a select share~

Ghost

2 McRibs and a chocolate shake

if the ice cream machine is down, he won't get anything else—

not a fry stealer, but will eat whatever you offer him

Give this man a McGriddle and you will only hear positive remarks for the entire day

Soap

a double quarter pounder, a 6 piece nugget, and fries. always gets sprite

FRY STEALER. he won't ask either—

whatever limited time sauce is available, he'll dip everything in it

sometimes gets a happy meal for later, only shares with ghost

Gaz

deluxe McCrispy, a double cheeseburger and fries w/ a dr. pepper

if it's hot out, he'll get an iced latte

fry stealer AND fry offerer. want a latte sip? that's a pinch of fries—

!! BONUS !!

Laswell

gets a happy meal, and an extra cheeseburger

always gives Price the milk (he hides it and drinks it later)[they bully him bc it gets stuck in his stache ���� ]

loves the apple slices

Graves

classic Big Mac meal with a vanilla shake & fries

dips his fries in the shake 💯

will NOT share his fries, so don't ask—

Konig

2 large fries. get's any flavor McFlurry or shake and dips em.

gets a happy meal every time, and dips his apple slices in honey

he loves dipping things and sugar really—

Keegan

a single black coffee.

LMAO just kidding, he loves a McRib with a large fry & coke

almost never finishes his fries so he hands em out

honestly prefers Mexican food in general—

[askchilchuck]

Hello father. Please may I get a

Big Mac

Quarter Pounder with Cheese

BLT Quarter Pounder

Bacon Habanero Ranch Quarter Pounder

Bacon & Cheese Quarter Pounder

Deluxe Quarter Pounder

Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese

Hamburger

Cheeseburger

Grilled Onion Cheddar Burger

Double Cheeseburger

McDouble

Daily Double

McRib

Premium McWrap Chicken & Bacon (Crispy)

Premium McWrap Chicken & Bacon (Grilled)

Premium McWrap Chicken & Ranch (Crispy)

Premium McWrap Chicken & Ranch (Grilled)

Premium McWrap Sweet Chili Chicken (Crispy)

Premium McWrap Sweet Chili Chicken (Grilled)

Chipotle BBQ Snack Wrap (Crispy)

Chipotle BBQ Snack Wrap (Grilled)

Honey Mustard Snack Wrap (Crispy)

Honey Mustard Snack Wrap (Grilled)

Ranch Snack Wrap (Crispy)

Ranch Snack Wrap (Grilled)

Mac Snack Wrap

Chicken & Fish

Chicken McNuggets

Premium Crispy Chicken Classic Sandwich

Premium Grilled Chicken Classic Sandwich

Premium Crispy Chicken Club Sandwich

Premium Grilled Chicken Club Sandwich

Premium Crispy Chicken Ranch BLT Sandwich

Premium Grilled Chicken Ranch BLT Sandwich

McChicken

Southern Style Crispy Chicken Sandwich

Filet-O-Fish

Premium Bacon Ranch Salad

Premium Bacon Ranch Salad with Crispy Chicken

Premium Bacon Ranch Salad with Grilled Chicken

Premium Caesar Salad

Premium Caesar Salad with Crispy Chicken

Premium Caesar Salad with Grilled Chicken

Premium Southwest Salad

Premium Southwest Salad with Crispy Chicken

Premium Southwest Salad with Grilled Chicken

Side Salad

Fruit & Maple Oatmeal

Egg McMuffin

Egg White Delight McMuffin

Sausage McMuffin

Sausage McMuffin with Egg

Steak, Egg & Cheese McMuffin

Bacon, Egg & Cheese Biscuit

Sausage Biscuit

Sausage Biscuit with Egg

Steak, Egg & Cheese Biscuit

Bacon, Egg & Cheese McGriddles

Sausage McGriddles

Sausage, Egg & Cheese McGriddles

Bacon, Egg & Cheese Bagel

Steak, Egg & Cheese Bagel

Big Breakfast

Big Breakfast with Hotcakes

Cinnamon Melts

Hotcakes

Hotcakes and Sausage

Southern Style Chicken Biscuit

Sausage Burrito

Hash Browns

World Famous Fries

Apple Slices

Fruit 'N Yogurt Parfait

Premium Roast Coffee

McCafé Latte

McCafé Mocha

McCafé Caramel Mocha

McCafé Hot Chocolate

Premium Roast Iced Coffee

McCafé Iced Mocha

McCafé Iced Caramel Mocha

McCafé Frappé Mocha

McCafé Frappé Caramel

McCafé Frappé Chocolate Chip

McCafé Blueberry Pomegranate Smoothie

McCafé Strawberry Banana Smoothie

McCafé Mango Pineapple Smoothie

McCafé Frozen Strawberry Lemonade

McCafé Cherry Berry Chiller

McCafé Vanilla Shake

McCafé Chocolate Shake

McCafé Strawberry Shake

McCafé Dulce de Leche Shake

Vanilla Cone

Kiddie Cone

Hot Fudge Sundae

Hot Caramel Sundae

Strawberry Sundae

McFlurry with M&M's®

McFlurry with OREO® Cookies

Baked Apple Pie

Soft Baked Chocolate Chip Cookie

Soft Baked Oatmeal Raisin Cookie

From McDonald's

PLEASEEE 🥺

sorry for the long long long ask

That much food isn’t good for you. Besides, most of that would go to waste once you get full. You can have one meal, and one dessert. Anything more and you’re paying for it, got it?

[the-paladin-and-the-cleric]

Some Reddie headcanons I have for absolutely no reason

- Eddie hates driving when Richie is in the car because Richie is an obnoxious backseat driver, but absolutely loves driving alone.

- Eddie also loves going on drives up in the mountains once he moves to LA with Richie, because he can speed like a maniac with 0 consequences because everyone is speeding

- Richie is extremely worried about Eddie when he goes out on joyrides because Richie is a surprisingly reasonable driver. But, Richie is too anxious to say anything for fear of sounding like Eddie's mother, so he opts to call Ben (who is similarly terrified for Bev constantly once she starts working through her post-divorce post-derry bucket list)

- Richie chews gum, but exclusively bubblegum flavored gum, never EVER mint, he thinks mint gum is sacrilegious (he also swallows the gum, of course)

- Eddie is addicted to KitKats and peanut butter cups

- Richie prefers sour candy to chocolate, except when he goes to the movies with Eddie and absolutely demolishes boxes of Raisinets which Eddie is horrified and disgusted by

- Eddie drinks venti lattes with multiple extra espresso shots like an absolute psychopath, as well as owning an elaborate at home coffee bar (Nespresso machine, torani syrups, fancy milk frother, coffee grinder) he's not a snob, but he is an absolute addict. Somehow he is never more jittery and anxious with caffeine than he is as base model non-caffeinated Eddie- if anything coffee mellows him out

- Richie, in spite of what changes in terms of money and fame, will always choose an iced vanilla coffee at McDonald's, or shitty diner coffee with a ton of creamer if under pressure and in need of caffeine. He also loves those disgusting canned oatmilk coffees

- Eddie is creeped out by people without allergies/intolerances chosing to drink alternate milks, and fiercely defensive of Whole Milk as the Superior Milk (it's just better! and nothing else tastes the same or froths the same for lattes)

- Richie will forget Eddie's order at restaurants and cafes they frequent, forget half their grocery list unless it's in text form, and literally cannot remember the name of his own prescription medication. Eddie has to text him reminders any time Richie is picking something up for them so he doesn't completely fuck it up. However, he's amazing at remembering Birthdays and Anniversaries.

- On a similar note, Richie has a fantastic singing voice but can't remember lyrics properly so he serenades Eddie with his own versions of songs (primarily focused on making Eddie elbow him in the gut for "being disgusting and ruining all music forever") whereas Eddie has impeccable memory with lyrics but can't sing for shit. This leads to constant arguments. Especially when involving Richie's rendition of Danger Zone. (Why the fuck would you choose "highway to my dick and balls"??? That doesn't even rhyme with danger zone)

- Eddie will not for the life of him go to the hospital even if he's literally been stabbed because anything medical to do with himself is a trigger, but any odd health concerns peers mention he can almost immediately give scarily accurate advice on- Richie frequently bothers Eddie about his own colds/pains/etc, especially about his headaches and wether or not they are migraines

("no, dickwad, you have a left side headache because you literally haven't had water since 2014"

"I have had... Drinks that contain water"

"Baja blast doesn't count")

- Richie's comfort meal is home cooked chicken noodle soup with ginger and lemon- if he is even slightly feverish he is doing his best sad, sick boyfriend eyes at Eddie about making it

- Eddie's comfort meals are a rotating cycle of Taco Bell, boxed mac and cheese, and frozen pizzas, but if he's even slightly sick he's fasting besides water, bone broth, and ginger tea- in his mind, comfort meals are for emotional pain, not physical sickness

- Richie temporarily worked as a Doordash/Uber Eats Driver

- Eddie secretly loves sappy emotional movies and shows, but pretends to only enjoy making fun of how much Richie likes them

- Richie's favorite Marvel character is Tony Stark, and he cried like a baby during Endgame