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The Annals of the Akatsuki
Summary:
The Akatsuki have never been what anyone would call normal.
(They still aren't.)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Fandom: Naruto Relationship: Gen Word Count: approximately 2K (Complete and posts one chapter daily)
This story is for @kurakura0-0 and @dominaaurum, both of whom idea bounced with me as I plotted it.
I know it's been a long time coming, thank you for waiting!
Yahiko: *yelling* How could you be so reckless!
Nagato: It was for the mission!
Yahiko: *snatching a paper fan out of Konan's hand and hitting Nagato with it* It was stupid!
Nagato: *fending him off* Ow! Yahiko!
Yahiko: *hitting Nagato repeatedly on the shoulders* You have a family here! Siblings! You have to come home to them!
Nagato: Ow, ow, ow! Yes, alright? Yes, I won't do it again!
Konan: *folding her arms over her chest* Good.
Read the rest on AO3.
#Phlebas Writes#Naruto#fanfiction#Story: The Annals of the Akatsuki#Series: Courting Culture Confusion#Gen#Yahiko#Konan#Nagato | Pein#Karin#Deidara#Ōnoki#Shizune#Uchiha Obito#Uchiha Shisui#Uchiha Itachi#Uchiha Sasuke#Sasori#Kankurō#Hidan#Kakuzu#Hoshigaki Kisame#Funato Jibiki#Funato Tenma#C#okay to reblog
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unhinged old man stan account
he may belong in a home but he lives in my heart
#the litter box#shitpost#this is about. so many characters#yamamoto genryūsai shigekuni#baraggan louisenbairn#lieutenant general grumman#king bradley#joseph joestar#ōnoki#alfred pennyworth#magneto#erik lehnsherr#max eisenhardt#odin borson#cohen the barbarian#genghiz cohen#yes this also applies to abe simpson ok fuck off#ushiromiya kinzō#can't believe i forgot the guy who made me think of this post in the first place smh
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Kakuzu really is trying his best in his own gremlin way! I just appreciate how much thought you put into his character, and even if he’s not physically there, his presence is felt so much, because Maddie is thinking about him, which makes me want to sob
But I want to ask however, doesn’t Maddie look like Kakuzu? Didn’t Sasori/Deidara see how she’s basically his clone with a different eye color? Can’t imagine either of them thinking it’s smart to backstab a referral of Kakuzu’s either?
Speaking of which, what did Kakuzu do to them once/if he found out about the whole poisoning incident?
I wish I could send Maddie money so she doesn’t have to rely on sketchy ninjas for cash sigh
Yes, he's trying his best. His best is just a bit shit. Poor Kakuzu. I am glad you've enjoyed his characterisation though!
Didn’t Sasori/Deidara see how she’s basically his clone with a different eye color?
Probably not. I doubt they've seen his face very often! It probably seems more likely that someone he knows shares his skin tone — and maybe his general ethnic background? — than that he has a kid. Can someone like Kakuzu even reproduce...
Can’t imagine either of them thinking it’s smart to backstab a referral of Kakuzu’s either?
I think Sasori considers it a genuine infosec problem if Maddie's available to talk about the job he just took her on. It's a pretty sensitive scenario: Ōnoki hires criminals to cross the border into Fire Country and wipe out a foreign squad of ninja. It didn't cross Kakuzu's mind that Maddie would go talk about it to someone, though, because he's... met her. Talk? To who? Hidan? That he was "backstabbing" someone probably didn't really occur to Sasori. He's just running a clean operation.
All of this could have been avoided if Kakuzu'd just been like, "Hey, my kid is a sensor." And that would likely not have been terribly dangerous for Maddie if he admitted it to the Akatsuki, really. They already have Kakuzu there to do the upgraded version of every trick she can do, so what value has she? But Kakuzu has his own irrational, emotional motives for not admitting to any kind of positive interpersonal relationship.
Speaking of which, what did Kakuzu do to them once/if he found out about the whole poisoning incident?
I do think Sasori just reported it as a matter of information security. Like: "Mission success, no witnesses."
And I feel like perhaps Kakuzu can forgive attempted murder but, now that he has made a solid attempt at making Maddie an ancillary part of of his identity, he really draws the line at running out on your bill.
I will not tell you exactly what happened though. It will become clear later! :)
I wish I could send Maddie money so she doesn’t have to rely on sketchy ninjas for cash sigh
Ah, that's sweet. Poor Maddie! Yes, I hope Maddie has learnt her lesson on this one, hahaha.
#ask#anon#naruto oc: murakami madeline#just like everyone who thinks “trusting anything ever” is the source of their problems i think maddie is destined to repeat her mistakes#until she figures out what they ACTUALLY ARE
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Crushes in team Ōnoki???🤭 I don’t think this will go any farther than simple crushes. I can’t see any one of them dating lol.
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Deidara, Art, and how our environment and culture shapes us
Pretentious-fuck title, I know. But it's really the best way to describe these thoughts I'm having. While working on this DeiKonan Yakuza AU, I've been doing some research on Iwa and Ōnoki, and that's the moment it really clicked for me why Deidara considers explosions art.
So the whole belief intrinsic to Iwa is the Will of Stone - the resolve to endure and be steadfast. They value permanency and stability. No wonder Deidara doesn't find things that last forever beautiful - he grew up surrounded by rocks. They will weather and crumble eventually, sure, but within a human lifespan, they pretty much stay the same. That's not beauty, and that's nothing unique - that's just the way the world is.
No wonder he's fascinated by explosions and explosives. These are things that can take something which is meant to last years - a fucking rock - and completely destroy it in the space of a second. All that eternity, gone in a second. When I think of it that way, explosions look pretty damn beautiful to me too. It's like the biggest "fuck you" to the Mother Nature Deidara grew up with.
And it kind of explains why Sasori and Deidara got along so well too. Because Sasori was a rebel too. He valued eternity, which was the opposite of what he grew up with - a desert shaped of shifting sands, where nothing ever stands still.
They may have had opposite views on art, sure. But ultimately, they were both men who just wanted the opposite of what they grew up with. They both found beauty in what just didn't exist - couldn't exist, even - in their environments, and I think that perhaps they recognized a kindred spirit in each other, even if that ultimately took different forms for them both.
I have no idea if this is just something that everyone's realized already, and I'm the one that's late to the party haha. But I think it's pretty neat.
#deidara#naruto meta#sasori#i've been doing a lot of these meta posts recently but idk man just a lot of thoughts in my head all of a sudden#iwa#iwagakure
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What is Madara's Hair care routine?
ohh this man 100% has a haircare routine based on a weekly rotation!
* Washes his hair every single day. Not a fan of the oil buildup or sweaty scalp after training bc it gets itchy and ugly.
* Lukewarm water enjoyer. Cold water closes the follicles and hot water causes split ends, so lukewarm water is ideal for showering and washing his hair.
* Does some sort of hydration treatment with camellia oil about twice a week to keep his hair shiny and silky.
* Brushes his hair multiple times a day, probably a black pig fur or bamboo hairbrush! Good for spreading the natural oils of hair evenly.
* At night, he either braids his hair or does some sort of protective hairstyle to avoid it from tangling and getting damaged.
Overall, he takes a lot of care of his hair but definitely has to ditch all his routines when in battles or long missions which makes him grumpy. Imagine the sole reason for Madara snapping with Ōnoki being something like "I didn't bring my hair oil", hilarious. 1000/10 haircare routine we stan a hygienic king.
I base this off a mixture between Heian and Edo period traditional hair care. Long, straight, silky black hair has always been a beauty symbol in Japan. Sadly, there isn't much info on hair care for the IRL Sengoku period so yeah I just use two of the most culturally rich periods of Japan as reference.
#asks#madara#madara uchiha#uchiha clan#uchiha madara#pro uchiha#naruto#founders era#long hair#his hair is sooo pretty and voluminous!#definitely has a little cap to protect his mane from getting damaged in the boiling water of hot springs#little info about myself i once went to japan and went into a hot spring that absolutely murdered my hair
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I like to think that Ōnoki warned the other Kage about the samurai of the land of snow because he was the only one old enough to remember the Samurai in their glory-days during the WS era and that they had maintained their place in the worldwide hierarchy for ages and were never to be underestimated for very good reason
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kekkei tōta underrated concept
Kekkei tota
is an advanced branch of jutsu that is more advanced than the jutsu class of kekkei genkai. The only known kekkei tota is Dust/Partical style
Dust Release/ Partical style is the only known nature transformation to be a combination of more than two other already existing nature transformations. It is also the only known example of a Kekkei Tōta.
Using Fire,Wind & Earth release
Ōnoki stated that Mū passed the secrets of Dust Release on to him, possibly suggesting that these techniques are not genetic.
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this fic really has got everything we even have context for madara and young ōnoki
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[HS2/AI] Naruto Shippuden ~ Kurotsuchi
Naruto Shippuden series for Honey Select 2 (ハニーセレクト2 リビド) / Ai Shoujo 少女 Name : Kurotsuchi Affiliation : Iwagakure, Allied Shinobi Forces Origin : Naruto Shippuden series Costume : Naruto Shippuden Birthday : September 6th, Height : 163cm Character Build : Projekt IMP Outfit Modification : Projekt IMP Build version : 1.0 Mod by : SENA, Yamadamod Profile : https://naruto.fandom.com/wiki/Kurotsuchi
Kurotsuchi (黒ツチ) is a kunoichi of Iwagakure, the granddaughter of the Third Tsuchikage, and the great-great granddaughter of the First Tsuchikage via her grandfather, Ōnoki. After the retirement of her grandfather, the Third Tsuchikage, she would later follow their endowment by taking on the mantle as the Fourth Tsuchikage (四代目土影, Yondaime Tsuchikage, literally meaning: Fourth Earth Shadow). ---------- Card & Mod Pack ---------- ► Download : https://projektimp.gumroad.com/l/cwgrh ► Store : https://projektimp.gumroad.com/ ►Install Note Extract Zip to your game installation folder : X:\Game\Illusion\Honey Select2\(HERE) ► Overlays Note : Load overlays manually IF needed, face, body or clothes overlays can be found at X:\Game\Illusion\Honey Select2\UserData\Overlays\IMP\(HERE) ► Gumroad download instruction : Put any amount inside "$ box" before check out. Ex : $.0 and click I Want This/Buy This. Fill the email section, fill discount code if you are a patron member, click "Get", click "View Content", Click "Download" to download your card file. ► Guide and tutorial to download and install : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ubmg-NUPaU
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For: Open | Can specify if asked Part: 2 | Naruto Shippuden Verse: Wandering Medic
The silver haired young woman was leaning against the wall, hidden rather effectively in the shadows there. She was wearing her jounin uniform, neutral green-grey with Ryū written on the back of her sleeveless jacket and her Firesword hitai-ate was tied around her right shoulder. Few had seen the former leaf kunoichi since she had left after the disastrous Chuunin Exams in Konoha.
But a lack of sightings didn't mean that she had vanished off the face of the world. The Firesword Clan were known for their ability to hide and recent years had seen a rise in shinobi wearing hitai-ates with 龍 replacing the normal village symbol. Yet very few actually knew where to find the Clan grounds- or the Clan for that matter. Although it was quite obvious that someone knew how to find them.
'Why am I even here?'
It was a question that she had asked the Tsuchikage as they travelled to the Land of Iron but got no answer. There were many places the Firesword Clan Head had expected to visit that week; the Five Kage Summit however? That wasn't one of them. Yet here she was, making it like Ōnoki had only brought one guard to the Summit.
Only Mifune and the Fourth Raikage were aware of her presence, a fact that Ami was glad about. Mostly because she was wary of the Sixth Hokage Candidate trying to make her return to Konoha, despite not being one of their kunoichi anymore.
#*|* the circle of life & death will never end *|* :: open starter#~/ i wander the skies on wings of silver \~ :: ami#*|* i am never fully alone / for tatsuya will always be there *|* :: dragon's jinchuuriki#*|* to heal & defend *|* :: secrets of a firesword#*|* sometimes you have to leave / to find your way *|* :: wandering medic#*|* not everything appears to be what it seems *|* :: the five kage summit
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Was shit? Was shit? That was the understatement of the year--no, the millennium!
How Ōnoki treated him--his own grandson--was downright cruelty; blaming an innocent baby for the sins of his father and mother. Nothing he ever did would make a difference in his grandfather's opinion of him either. Hell, Deidara could've solved world hunger and that old bastard would still think ill of him. If Ōnoki hadn't been Tsuchikage, his treatment of his grandson would've been criticized a long, long time ago. Instead, everyone drew a blind eye to it, even his own cousin who insisted on loving him so much to call him a brother.
"Why? Because I left you to deal with that old bastard all by yourself, hn?" Deidara uttered, his lips twitching with the faintest of smirks. It was as much a jest as it was serious.
While Ōnoki had expected nothing from Deidara, he had expected everything from Kurotsuchi. He had built them up into being his heir since day one. It wasn't just favourtism but impossible expectations too. While Deidara may've loathed being the black sheep, he preferred it over being the golden child any day. How Kurotsuchi didn't also snap and try to murder their grandfather, he may never know.
It was a strength Deidara quietly envied. If he had had just an ounce of the fortitude Kurotsuchi had, he may've not done what he did. Left him questioning what the hell his life would look like at the moment; still in Iwa and not selling his explosives on the black market because this era of "peace" had begrudgingly retired him from his days of terrorism.
@kuro-no-tsuchikage
@gunpowdergelatine-katsu continued from here
Seeing their surrogate brother cousin again was strange, if Kurotsuchi were being honest; being almost eye-level with him stranger still. A great many things had happened between their last meeting and the present day, most importantly that the younger shinobi was – as the blond hadn’t hesitated to point out – now Tsuchikage in their own right, and that they were a full gown adult instead of a child. The war, and then being expected to lead Iwa into a new era almost immediately after, had tempered them into quiet strength… but Deidara could always get under their skin with just a few words. Shoulders tensing a bit, they swallowed their immediate response, and kept their expression even.
The second thing they said, though, was a testament of two things; one, that they truly had grown up, and two, that (despite their best efforts) they never stopped thinking about him. “…The way the old man and everyone else treated you was shit.” Blunt and honest, though not unkind; they’d had their own issues – crushing expectations of perfection; also being motherless; also quote-unquote “rejecting” their birth sex – but it had never made Kurotsuchi cruel to him. “The way you left was fucked up, but I’m not surprised you did.” They didn’t say, You won’t go back in the Bingo Book. They didn’t say, I didn’t put you there, either. And they most certainly didn’t say, I missed you.
It wouldn’t surprise them to take what they didn’t say to the grave.
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The Path Out of Peking
Summary:
Being an ambassador is always a risky venture.
(It's not a job for the fainthearted.)
Shisui's story.
Takes place in 1900.
Rating: Explicit for violence Fandom: Naruto Relationship: Gen, background f/m and m/m Word Count: approximately 10K (Complete and posts one chapter daily)
Sparked by research rather than anyone in particular, though many thanks go to @greencuttingmat who suggested that I write both stories when I was debating between telling Shisui’s story or Shizune’s story for this particular incident in history. The story is also for @dawen who encouraged me to add more snark.
Akira walks back from the telegraph office, dodging the other people on the street.
Utterly unlike the paved streets of Konoha, and littered with the droppings of animals, it makes him miss home fiercely.
Oh, for the enormous trees and the freedom to run through them! For the mountain that can be climbed! For the fires which warm the heart and mind... how he wishes to be in the village once more, celebrating the new year with his family, far from this place of drought and danger.
But that is not his role.
Here in Peking is where Konoha needs him to be, and here is where he must stay until his work is done, he and his family both.
Read the rest on AO3.
#Phlebas Writes#Naruto#fanfiction#Story: The Path Out of Peking#Series: Courting Culture Confusion#Series: Breaking Out of the Box(er Rebellion)#Gen#Uchiha Shisui's mother#Uchiha Shisui's Father#Uchiha Shisui#Hatake Sakumo#Yuuhi Kurenai#Orochimaru#Rasa#Ōnoki#Karatachi Yagura#A | Yondaime Raikage | Fourth Raikage#Clemens von Ketteler (Historical RPF)#Akimichi Chōza#Nara Shikaku#Yamanaka Inoichi#Uchiha Akahana (OC)#okay to reblog
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If I were in the Raikage's place, I too would've ignored all Nart said.
He's not wrong. The shinobi world/system doesn't "tolerate" (for lack of a better world) weakness. We see it in the way Sakura said (back in the Land of the Waves) that it was against the shinobi rules to cry.
Gaara's right.
Bitch.
I understand his reasoning.
Danzo got out of having to show the Kages his eyes.
1. There's no heterosexual explanation for this. 2. I'm pretty sure Naruto never really understood Sasuke. Plus, did he ever think about how maybe there were involved and that maybe Sasuke is trying to find those people. Or maybe that Sasuke is being manipulated.
#mj's naruto rewatch#naruto#five kage summit#A#fourth raikage#naruto Uzumaki#anti shinobi system#Ōnoki#gaara#danzo shimura#anti danzo shimura#anti danzo#anti danzou#shikamaru nara#sakura haruno#shisune#mei terumi#shisui uchiha#white zetsu
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Naruto Shippuden Chapter 562
The name of Kage
#naruto shippuden#raikage ai#tsunade#kazekage gaara#ōnoki#mei terumi#4th great ninja war#manga panel
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