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why do you have to make obi-wan such a freak? He is one of the better Jedi and more moral ones who never fell to the dark side. But yet you think he'd have a disgusting kinkified thing with his master's killer? you already have plenty of others you can do that too. leave obi-wan alone. maul is sith trash. literally he is the sith no one cares about. if you insist having obi wan with someone at least go with tala or sabine. the bdsm wannabe trash is disgusting even in just pictures
Go with SABINE?? SABINE?? THE LITERAL CHILD?? SABINE THE GIRL THAT'S 40 YEARS YOUNGER THAN HIM?? anon is so homophobic they'd rather I make Obi-Wan a pedophile than make him gay.
also what about Maul is bdsm? girlie he's just black and red. He doesn't even wear leather. And what about my threads is kinky?? He literally just sucked Obi-Wan off like three months ago. You haven't seen nothing yet. You're such a prude you wouldn't recognize BDSM if it slapped you in the face. Go back to Sunday school and happy Easter! 🐣🐰
Also, write me a paragraph about what about having sex with a man is amoral and why, I'll be waiting 😊
EDIT: I have been made aware that actually, the blowjob was in May 2023 so THANK YOU ANON FOR SUPPORTING ME THIS LONG 💋💋
#'more moral ones' he keeps dismembering people because they piss him off#||out of character||#||anon ask||#sunday anon
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WHY ARE YOU MARKED RED ON SHINIGAMI, WTF DID U DO
i cant even post moths anymore. because of woke
#asks#anon#shinigami eyes#this has been going on since yesterday and im not sure why :(#my best guess is that someone spam-reported this blog until it got marked red#sad!
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how are you a lesbian but he him
please... the pronouns is all i have left of my father
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Deranged transfem here. Im planning on making a custom virtual assistant, think siri/cortana, but it doesnt steal your data. Gonna give it my deadname and voice, so I can torture my parents by trapping their son's soul in my phone, and if they deadname me he reaponds so I can just pretend theyre not talking to me.
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Top 5 women?
bro i can't even top one woman ha ha h[two drums and a cymbal fall from the ceiling killing me instantly
#skye's ramblings#sorry.#also haha you sent this ask to my friend too. you are like a fun little traveling pop quiz anon#anonnn
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So I've been making marionette puppets of my neighbors (I'm taking a class) and let me tell you my landlord/building manager was SUPER not prepared to see the wooden version of him (he lives on my floor) when he came in to fix my stove
Anon no offense but I think I would call the police if I found out one of my neighbours was making wooden puppets of me without my knowledge
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so you'll condone cannibalism?
sure why not
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you should explode. this isnt a hate anon i just think you would benefit from the enrichment
this is single handedly the funniest ask ive ever gotten
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“their relationship is too deep to be sexual” what’s deeper than dick in hole. please tell me
#people missing context this was about the wwdits show runners pulling a 2012-era queerbait#and was a joke#also if you're going to send me an anon asking me why i hate ace people. miss me with your homophobia thanks
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would you be willing to rp on discord?
Gotta come off anon to ask me that, but I do roleplay there with some people!
#my DMs are open for this sort of questions#or you can send an ask off anon and I'll answer it privately#but i dont give my discord to anon#||out of character||#||anon ask||
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she genome on my genome till i genetic
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how does us politics affect places outside the us? you guys are obsessed with us
i think if you cracked open your skull there would just be a bunch of cotton wool in there
#anon#dont get me started girl u might as well just leave it alone#like u dont have the comprehension levels needed to even approach this subject productively#and im too tired to even try lol#ask chloe
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hbomberguy’s latest video on plagiarism has made me completely rethink literature and writing. I have never once so much as considered intentionally plagiarizing anyone or anything, but I think there’s something more that has come out of this: the names of the people who created the works Somerton (and others) ripped off.
Plagiarism isn’t only bad because it is lazy and disrespectful, it’s bad because it buries the truth. If you can’t find a source, the conversation is over. Somerton’s sources are fairly easy to find by simply searching his plagiarized lines, but that isn’t true in most cases. Most of the time, the line from statement to source is a lot less clear.
Today, I was writing a report on English Ivy, which is an invasive species here in the US. I wanted to know when it was introduced and I at last found a source claiming it was introduced to the Americas “as early as 1727” on a .net website that seems quite reputable (it has multiple major universities credited in its home page), but there is no citation for where this date came from. I dug deeper and found a pamphlet created by a city government in Virginia that made the same claim, only to discover the first source linked in their bibliography. Another website (a botanical garden’s page) gave the same date with the same source hyperlinked. Of course, I have classes to attend and things to do and probably not enough time to follow the lines back to where this 1727 date came from, but if I had not just watched this video, I wouldn’t have given that date a second thought.
Of course, it doesn’t matter in the long run exactly what year hedera helix was introduced to the Americas, but it makes you wonder how many facts have been so vaguely attributed that it becomes completely impossible to figure out where they originated (and further, whether or not they’re true at all).
#hbomberguy#james somerton#plagarism#EDIT: it was introduced to *the americas* NOT the US in (probably) 1727#THANK YOU anon ask person!!!#the US didn’t exist in 1727
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it's weird to be attracted to an ugly frog like wtf is even your taste in men
i won't argue with you about whether or not fawful is ugly but it is weird yes, i agree
i have long accepted that i am weird
#i'm sorry i had to publish this one bc it's worded so funny#thanks for giving me another ask to add to my funny anon asks folder on my desktop#asks
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do you like fat butches?
do i like sunshine and puppies and the smell of freshly baked cookies
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Hello! Hear me out: Crowley grabbing angel ass while snogging
Love your art!! And thank you for your time!!
#anon yes i hear you loud and clear#good omens#good omens fanart#aziraphale#crowley#ask#art prompt#pb art
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