#| ic ~ shino

[caramelcuniculus]

Shino's New Years tarot is: The Hanged Man !!

❝ one of the most poignant cards in the deck, in my opinion. the hanged man has been through some painful things - but it's through that pain and suffering that he's able to see a new perspective. through the bad times, you've learned. you've grown. and that knowledge will serve you well, in the year to come. hold it close. ❞

Shino stared long and hard at the tarot card in her paw, reading over the name and staring daggers into the depicted imagery of what The Hanged Man truly means. She wasn't much of an expert when it came to tarot, otherwise she was sure she could figure this out on her own. Maybe that was something she'd have to take up in the coming year! For now, she had her priorities. One of them, presenting her favorable persona, one that could be quite the listener. Listen she may, as she truly did wish to learn what the card had to say.

"The Hanged Man and I have many similarities, okaaay," Shino snickered, lowering the card from her gaze. "We've had out hoops and hurdles, but we always make it through. If he manages to find his way of changing his narrative, that should say something about myself." The card, in a way, acted like a coin. One side told the poor man's story to riches, while the other remained picture-less. Her own imagery has yet to spawn on the card, as she has not walked the right path. Not yet.

Kabuki dancing needed many skills, ones found through trial and error. Shino knew she'd mastered most of sways and steps, but what did that mean on the emotional plane? "Learning and growing are vital to my way of life. Perhaps this new year will give me the incentive to figure out what that's meant to mean, to truly mean." Her coyness simmered away for a split second; a genuine smile formed on her face.

"I thank you for your time and your wisdom. You have a fantastical new year yourself, okaaay."

[puddii-ng]

it’s going to be summer soon, valkyrie and ra*bits (and rinniki)

[daily-mao-isara]

Day 573 : Cnstars Ice cream plush !

[uzumakichcined]

Karin can sleep on Shino's lap safely. Why? Because he's like a rock, he won't move whether she's there or not. There might be bugs crawling on her, not even his bugs, he just attracts the surrounding bugs in general.

Karin happily takes up the spot curling up on his lap not unlike a cat, wrapping one arm loosely around his leg to hold onto. So long as she wasn't pushed off she didn't mind the bugs all that much, and provided they didn't crawl into her at all or cause her breathing to stop in any way.

For the time, she just needed this, a warmer body to curl up against and rest just for a few moments. . . . .

[sleepdeprivedsystem]

Some watercolour projects! I got inspired by the cartoon Droners and decided to do some ice scenes because Manta and Shino are my favs. They are sitting together in the top photo.

I'm still new to watercolour so if you have any tips for me, that would be appreciated!

[bittenbcund]

" Oh shit, is it bring your pet to class day? " She says, walking in with her giant snakes.

[hellcifrogs]

What if Konoha High has a ensino fundamental (i don't know how to write it um english), i think that Konohamaru and his friends like to watch Naruto playing volley with his team

It would be so cute if the children wanted to learn to play and Shino would try to teach them (I love teacher Shino, let me have this), they would be so surprised that Shino is actually a good guy and wonderfull at teaching

Plot twist Naruto is Konohamaru's little giant!

[mythcaels-a]

* 400 RANDOM DIALOGUE PROMPTS ( @tragedysworn asked: "you don't scare me." / shino & kankuro )

The  Aburame's  head  tilts  in  the  direction  of  the  puppet  user,  gaze  hidden  by  glasses  simply  observing  other  for  a  long  moment  before  there's  words  drifting  through  the  air  from  him.  ❛  That  is  good  to  know.  Why  ?  Because  we  are  comrades  and  it'd  be  silly  if  comrade's  feared  one  another.  ❜  He  speaks  very  matter-of-factly  in  the  moment,  something  akin  to  a  smile  hidden  by  the  collar  of  his  shirt.  He  is  pleased  that  the  suna  shinobi  does  not  fear  him  (  some  do  for  they  fear  his  kikaichu  and  bugs  in  general  truly  ). 

❛  I  am  not  scared  of  you  either.  Why  ?  Because  you  do  not  come  off  as  a  very  scary  person  at  a  first  glance.  ❜  The  Aburame  means  it  as  a  compliment,  truly  he  does  but  the  way  in  which  he  speaks  can  easily  make  others  think  he  is  out  to  insult  them. 

[flovverworks]

"I-I'm fine, just...I just need a quick break..." words spoken between heavy breaths and red cheeks, their composure not looking very fine at all. Had it been their imagination that their stamina had improved over the past months? Or was the other simply much faster than they had given them credit for. Ah, knowing magic would've been handy right about now...teleporting to a nice café or creating some sugar to regain energy, anything that made continuing down the road seem less daunting.

[deciessomnia]

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[caramelcuniculus]

" if the crown fits... take it. " (for any of your animal crossing muses that you think would fit! maybe a peppy or a normal?)

"Seems to me that we're on the same wavelength."

Shino giggled with a smirk, the paper fan in her paw patting against her leg. Old habits die hard, or so she's heard people say. Most of them aren't usually worth too much time of day, but listening to the insightful and ignorant lead to her seeing different perspectives of the world. It wasn't every day she met those with a similar cunning charm to her own, but Rouge was already striking her fancy. Finally, someone who got it, who understood her specific ideals of what the world really should be. With herself front and center.

With no dazzling gems and golds around, a metaphorical one will have to do. After all, Shino never needed a physical augmentation to prove herself worthy. Her song and dance did herself justice.

"One day, I'll fulfill my dream. I'll be the shining star on all stages; the most elegant kabuki dancer to ever live. My one concern now is… I hope to see you at my coronation, okaaay."

[sixtymillionoverdueideas]

Nsfw question, sorry, but uh, Naruto? Exactly how many people have you... ahem had time with in the hokages office?

The Nanadaime Hokage chuckled, tapping the side of his nose as his Hat slanted over his brow,,,.

"I'm a gentlenin,, I don't kiss and tell..." Mostly just members of their friend-group,,, though if he thought back about it Shikamaru probably was the most likely suspect,,,. Then again,, they did work very closely with each other all the time,, so hey Naruto couldn't be blamed when Shikamaru wanted... a little incentive to stay working in the Tower after strictly the hours were over...??

[sweet1delusi0ns]

Naruto boys random headcanons──☆*:・ﾟ

Sfw

Characters: Naruto🦊,sasuke🗡️,Itachi🥀, kakashi🍃, kiba🐺, shikamaru🀄️,shino🪲,neji🎋,Lee🥋,choji🍥,gaara⏳,kankuro🪆

Naruto🦊-*

Hes lazy at home. Not because he’s tired he just wants you to take care of him, but when you call him a baby for all these requests he gets mad “I AM NOT A BABY! I AM A GROWN MAN! NOW SPOON FEED ME!”

He tries to prank you but fails, your too smart to fall for it. He always tries to trip you in public while walking and every time he is the one on the floor and your the one laughing some how-

He likes the idea of drawing and being an artist he just can’t draw. He can only draw stick people with different hair, one time he tried to draw you, gave up and instead gave you a picture of a stick person with your hair. It’s now on the fridge LOL

He tries to act cool around his friend with you but just makes a fool of himself. “Yeah this my bae so what?” “Yeah I’m his bae and he’s my baby, my big, soft, smiley baby!” His soul is now crushed and his friends all laughing

He sleeps like a ANIMAL. he full on can’t sleep normally, You both go to bed the same time, one of you is always gunna wake up on the floor, mostly you. Then he wakes up like “why you on the floor?”

Sasuke🗡️-*

He may seem cool but he gets very flustered. He doesn’t cover his face though he just closes his eyes so he doesn’t get more flustered and so he can ignore the fact that he is red

He CANT Dance, don’t EVER take him dancing. It’s not because he’s bad at dancing he just never learn. If there is music he will bop his head to the beat though, if you try to get him to dance he will freak out and freeze. He just doesn’t like it ok!

His waist is weirdly sensitive, you could barely touch his waist and he will start giggling. He isn’t ticklish anywhere else but if you take a feather to his waist he will start LAUGHING

He will kick your feet when he wants attention. If you guys are out to dinner with friends he will kick you under the table to get your attention, he thinks it’s funny until you fight back and stomp on his foot. He made you kiss his pain away at home, atleast he got attention LOL

He forgets the silliest things one time he forgot how to tie a knot so anything he needs to tie like his clothes or shoes you had to do for him. You don’t know if he actually forgot or if he just wanted to be babied-

Itachi🥀-*

He can’t handle heatwaves. If it’s over 90 degrees he’s gone for. One time you woke up on a heat wave morning waiting for him to wake up and walk out but he never did, you went to find him and he was in bed, sprawled out, shirt and covers off soaked in sweat. You had to rub ice on him to get him conscious -

Unlike naruto, he likes drawing and can ACTUALLY DRAW, although he can only draw plants but he doesn’t mind he likes plants! He will draw you flowers instead of buying you some which is like equally as cute~

He has very sensitive eyes. Like how he can’t handle heat he cant handle the sun either. If it isn’t cloudy he will have to squint to keep his eyes from hurting. When you told him to wear sun glasses he said “I still want to see you clearly though love…”

He’s not a big fan of skin care but he likes those face roller things. He bought one just so you could use it on him, he likes that it’s cold but also massaging!

He sneezes like a girl- he has the cutest, most petite sneeze you’ve ever heard out of a man which is cute and very funny. He doesn’t even realize it either “a-choo!” “That was crazy out of character” “huh?”

Kakashi🍃-*

He’s allergic to cats, he likes cats sure but he never hangs around them because he’s allergic. You didn’t know that and one day you brought a stray inside and he instantly turned puffy (poor thing)

Once he gets home and discards the mask he puts lip tint on. He has pink lips for that reason. When he first puts it on he will find you and kiss you just to leave a mark before waiting 10 minutes then whipping it off

He needs reading glasses but never uses them, then complains to you when he gets a headache as if you didn’t tell him to put them on

He takes a lot of baths. If he showers it bound to end up a bath. And he doesn’t care if your using the bathroom if he wants a bath he’s gunna make a god Danm bath. One time You were just washing your face and he busted in the door and ran to the bathtub, You washed your face as fast as you could-

He is EXTREMELY tired when he first wakes up, he doesn’t move for like 20 minutes so if he needs to get up and do stuff your gunna have to make him, like actually you’ll have the carry him out of bed.

Kiba🐺-*

He bites his nails from stress so you have made it a habit to smack his hand away when he does. It worked since all you have to do is tap him softly and he will stop. He’s so glad you help him get over bad habits

He decorated akamarus ears when he’s bored, one time you walk in on him giggling like a little girl and akamarus ears were pulled together in a little ponytail! You joined in on the fun🤞

He comes back from a casual walk along a complete mess, you have no idea how but one day he came back with half a bush stuck on his leg. He always cleans up though!

He sometimes transforms akamaru into himself to prank his friends or you, mostly you. One time akamaru came up to you as Kiba and started licking your face “EW OH MY GOD?!” “AUUFF AUF!” “KIBA YOUR NOT FUNNY”

He always has tan cheeks and nose. Compared to the rest of his face, his cheeks are cute and golden!

Shikamaru🀄️-*

He lets you win at intelligents based games to make you feel better. Except one time he actually tried and lost. He’s convinced you cheated

His hair is straight but gets very frizzy if not cared for. (You care for it since he’s lazyy)

He draws on himself when bored, mostly just trippy designs like swirls and stuff. Will also let you draw on him, only if your good tho he doesn’t want “bad drawing” on him😔

He has a box FULL of hair ties and will notice if you take one. “This one you literally stole from me?” “Don’t care put it back!!!”

He gets Freezingly cold at night, like really really cold. When he snuggles up to you to warm up you could feel how cold he really is and you don’t understand how since you are both under covers-

Shino🪲-*

He keeps bugs in the house so they can watch over anything, they are basically his security cameras-

His hair is so cute and wavy! Also gets very frizzy because of the texture like Shika. He also makes you take care of it, he just really likes you touching his hair

He gives you bugs as gifts, not like freaky beetles but cute little bugs like lady bugs or fuzzy green caterpillars. You find it cute that he gives you things that mean so much to him

He shockingly has a sensitive neck, only to you though. Bugs can crawl all over it and he doesn’t move but if you try to kiss it he gets chills. Also shockingly he has really soft skin idk maybe he sheds skin (IM JOKING)

When he gets home and can finally undress he lets you take his glasses off since you love his eyes and he loves that you love them. He gets insecure about it sometimes!

Neji🎋-*

He speak really highly and intelligently but he’s honestly a little dumb sometimes, or maybe he’s just dumb with you to be silly we don’t know

The only jewelry he really wears is an ankle bracelet you got him

He loves hair charms, he likes decorating his hair! He likes putting clips and braids in it, sometimes even put color streaks in it if he wants to be festive

He really likes pottery and making things out of clay, he’s very creative and he finds clay the perfect outlet. He even makes pots for you!

He has a flower garden that NO ONE is allowed in. He treats them like they’re his baby’s, because they are! He’s favorite plant he has is his cactuses.

Lee🥋-*

He’s extremely energetic and powerful yet he has asthma, he denies it. But if it’s really hot outside he runs out of breath REALLY fast which makes you worry

He’s scared of spiders you kill the spiders for him or he runs! If you trap a spider and chase him with it he will almost start crying (he will start crying) he’s ashamed to admit spiders are his weakness

He wears mascara, he gotta make them lashes voluminous yk. He stole his mascara from tenten too. You made him give it back to her and bought him his own

It’s pretty obvious but he is FLEXIBLE! Backbend, splits anything he can do. You thought he broke his spine onces-

He’s not much of a plant guy but he has the TINIEST succulent in your room that he cares for, every other plant he has had died but not that one~

Choji🍥-*

He loves finger painting and is actually really good at it, you’d think it was made by a professional and an actual paint brush but no it was Choji and his finger paint😭

His hair is so thick most hair ties he uses break. He has to use hair needles instead because it’s the only thing that holds if he wants his hair up for a while

He thinks pillow fights are actually entertaining he could have a pillow fight with you all day and never get bored. He goes crazy if he’s over at someone’s house and they suggest pillow fights!

He loves bath bombs!!! He basically died when you run him a bath and put bath bombs in it, his favorite scent it lavender. Even if you didn’t add a bath bomb he loves when you make him baths he thinks its adorable

He paints your cheeks like his in your sleep, that’s his idea of a prank even though it’s basically him just being a cutie “look now your like me y/n!!”

Gaara⏳-*

He turns the black rings around his eyes to cat eyes sometimes. He looks ADORABLE with cat eyes. He sometimes even uses eye shadow too, if he can’t change it he thought might as well make it look cutee

He’s scared of mosquitos, he just doesn’t like bugs that can fly and go after human blood it freaks him out

He wears one of those scent bracelets and puts your signature scent in it so he always smells like you~

He gifts you plants all the time

He collect the silliest things, there are these cute little cat charms at a near by store and he’s working on collecting them all!

Kankuro🪆-*

Shockingly he really likes reading. He likes fiction books the most, he asks you for suggestions

He asks you what new make up design he should try, sometimes he just gives you the brush and lets you go wild. But you always make him look cute~

He fidgets with the ears on his hat when he’s bored. It rubbed off on you so now if he’s around you with his hat on you start messing with them-

He steals your clothes and hides them so you have no choice but to ask to use his for the day. After the day is over he comes up to you smiling and hands you your missing clothes “found em!” “By found em do you mean took them out of the hiding spot?” “Yeah-”

He paints his nails either black, pink or purple. He also lets you paint them, it honestly just ends up a mess. He would totally whip nail polishes on your nose~

[uzumakichcined]

" How am I supposed to get any work done with all this screaming? "

[rewrittn]

grumpy/sunshine trope prompts! | @henshyne​ asked: " no. no way, no way in hell am i doing that. no! no... aw, fine... "   shino to naruto

He was pouting and drooping with each and every no that came from Shino’s mouth, giving him the watery eyes of doom trying to get him to change his mind until finally he does. He perks up immediately when Shino agrees and he throws a fist in the air. ❝ Yosh ! ❞ He exclaims loudly, getting a bunch of eyes to land on the two of them for the are out in public after all. He is quick to murmur some apologies to the crowd and then move to wrap an arm around the other males shoulder, grinning so wide as sky blue hues stare the male down.

❝ I knew you’d end up sayin’ yes to this ! It’s a good idea to pretend to be some dating civilians for this mission, it’ll make us look less suspicious, y’know ? ❞ Or perhaps more but regardless, the idea was out in the open and the other male had agreed so it was happening, the ball was rolling now. How Naruto and Shino got paired together for a mission that required them to be under the radar was beyond everyone but they were both free for the mission and the outcome was important so, here they were.

❝ We got this all figured out, this is gonna be such an easy mission ! ❞ Well don’t look now Shino but, Naruto is holding your hand. 

[kakashixhatakesxwhore]

Most to least experienced in bed? Konoha 11 and whoever else you wanna add. Love your work 😩😩

alrighty, i switched this up a bit to avoid strange research, if you wanna see someone else/another group ranking, lmk - i hope this is up to code, and thank you for the request!!

Sex Tier List

Ranked: Konoha 11 (Naruto, Sakura, Shikamaru, Ino, Choji, Kiba, Shino, Hinata, Neji, Lee, Tenten) + Sand Siblings (Kankuro, Temari, Gaara) + Sasuke

Warnings: swearing, x(GN)reader implications, we are talking about sex, uh idk lmk if something makes you uncomfy

Notes: Boruto era for everyone, and, for everyone, their Bortuo era! this request had me fucked up lowk because, canonically, these mfs got zero action without rings - so we're putting an enjoyment spin on it, worst to best, in a modern-ish au. as in, who you would have to guide, vs, who could rock your world, five times over, in one night.

Masterlist💿

Tier 3 - Passable🪙

5. Hinata

I'm not even sorry. She deffo just lies there. Never gets on top. You have to ask for anything and everything, and not even in a sexy, teasing way, more in a 'I don't want to feel like I'm fucking a wooden board' way.

4. Kiba

May God love him because this man is certainly a selfish lover. That's not to say he isn't good - he's great at getting himself off, his brain just kinda shuts off otherwise. If you wanna cum, the onus is on you, because he's fuck-drunk within seconds of you touching him.

3. Kankuro

He's trying, okay?? It's just really fucking hard to keep you in mind when you just feel so fucking good. Kankuro's just inconsistent - that's the main issue. He'll try a million different positions in one session and is always unintentionally edging you.

2. Lee

Now, our darling, Rock Lee, is trying his best, honestly and truly. However, he doesn't know anything about anything, and you have to guide him every now and again. He's got the enthusiasm down, he's just not very good at translating it into pure sexual energy on the fly.

1. Gaara

He's too busy to be good at sex. When he does find the time, y'all get extra down and dirty, but Gaara's still lowkey inexperienced and the irregularity of your encounters doesn't help.

Tier 2 - Good🪩

5. Choji

Bro's got hidden talents, aight? It's a matter of him wanting to utilize them that sets Choji up. Most nights, he's chilling, but on those key few nights, hot damn.

4. Sasuke

I would've put him lower but y'all would've been mad - it's called REALISM. Sasuke would be wayyyyy too busy to put in the work to develop any actual skill in the bedroom, and he would find researching for it so far past disgusting. His good grace would be his natural endowment and prowess, but he's on thin fucking ice.

3. Tenten

Surprisingly stone top vibes, I cannot lie. She deffo gets off on your pleasure, but she's down here because she's kinda bad at first. There would totally be improvement, like obvious and quick improvement, but those first few times were pretty rough.

2. Shino

Baby boy. Sweet boy. Ugh. I love. I wanted him as number one, so I'm not even defending this. Take it up with my lawyer.

1. Naruto

He's not the main character for nothing. Naruto lays pipe, but he can get a bit selfish at times. Never fear though, the second he catches himself, lost in the sauce, another round gets added to his itinerary. He'll be making it up to you tenfold, even if it was just for a minute.

Tier 1 - Fantastic🔮

5. Sakura

With her level of anatomical knowledge, she barely even needs to break a sweat to give you a release. However, she will break a sweat, because she wants to. Just amazing, idk what to tell you.

4. Temari

Got me kickin my feet and twirlin my hair rn - she would be so GODLY in the sack. She's always very present, very attentive, but is so openly expressive in the moment. Temari would have you screaming syllables and seeing colours behind your eyelids.

🥉 Neji

The game my man's got is INSANE. I just know for a goddamn fact that no one dances the horizontal mambo as gracefully as Neji. You're pleased, he's pleased, no one's ever terribly tired or bruised, the limits are clear lines but are never even toed. That's just the reg, too! Special nights would be fucking wild, dude would have wine, and flowers, and candles - he would go the whole nine yards every time.

🥈 Ino

Be still, my beating heart. Christ. Yeah, Ino's got this shit on lock. She's a vers switch, need I say more? (I do, someone request a fic)

🥇 SHIKAMARU

Y'all seen my preferance yet, or nah?

Oh Em Gee - Shikamaru could have you, heels to Jesus, all night longgggg. The stamina, the will, the knowledge, the capability; it's all there, and no one is as apt to put it all together except for Shikamaru. He would go for hours at a time, until he physically couldn't anymore. He would know exactly what makes your timebomb tick, and he would push every button so deliciously. Fuck, he's a tease too. If you two aren't actively in the bedroom, he's trying to get you there.