#{see ya nerds}

[bipolarbuttercup]

yall ever think about the unique psychological torture of diets like on a physiological level? you mean so many people are out here walking around every day on a half full health bar no potion of lift thy spirits allowed? no cream in the coffee? no gentle boost? and on top of that literally just being in a perpetual state of semi starvation fucks with you on a biochemical level like walkin around hangry and exhausted and cold all the fuckin time?? like bro helloooo why would i add that to the already clinical levels of insanity in my brain

[tarffie]

facebook said to reblog, so I'll repost here to reblog from myself lol

[lemongogo]

they should get to kill each other at least twice .i think

[xx-sketchy-xx]

Uh oh.. I may have fallen for the grey tube. Lol auuuuuuuuu

[beatcroc]

what kind of frivolity would you engage in, mecha?

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[nintendont2502]

Looks like this is somehow extended to me just straight up taking a break from tumblr for a while so uh. Lmao yeah I'll be back after Christmas maybe

In one of those fun moods where I just cannot answer messages so if you've messaged me in the past few days im not ignoring you specifically! Brain is just fucky sometimes yk!

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Do yall think that like Danny would read the fanfiction people write about him?

Cause I think he would avoid it at first but you know the saying curiosity killed the cat (or bragging killed the fenton. Hey they both get brought back)

Anyway so maybe hes just online, probably tumblr or twitter, and someone is posting a summary and a link. Oh that sounds neat sure lets check it out. Maybe he lets it go to his head in classic teenager style. Sam and Tucker think it’s weird but tbh Danny needs the win.

That or hes completely disgusted by it. He is a real person not some character to be fantasised about. Sam and Tucker tease him about it but totally agree that it’s super weird and gross. I mean people aren’t actively hurting anyone but Danny doesn’t go anywhere near the internet anymore, unless it’s to game and shitpost on twitter. Tucker probably made a huge program to help so none of them have to see the ship art. Again they arent bashing anyone but hes a kid and doesn’t wanna be traumatised anymore thanks.

Idk wtf in goingnon anouy buy it’s 735am and I am so tired but I need to be up a few more hours… wait does this oart go in th tags? Wheres am I

[distracted-milkshake]

Getting my last minute tadc ep 3 predictions in let’s goooo

1 - Zooble’s gonna try and strangle someone again

2 - third vomit scene!

3 - one character is suspected to be dead for the majority of the episode

4 - running in hallways I don’t think I need to explain this one it’s gonna happen

5 - crying in some capacity

[frozenhi-chews]

If I had a nickel for every time someone drew me a Starlo and forgot his glasses I think I'd have three nickels. Yall know the joke at this point but it's so funny. And not inherently a bad thing? But yeah Starlo has glasses XD

He's my nerd fjdjdjd

[banesberry-anomoly]

House of Round

Made Rounderhouse into an objecthead as a silly thing and grew attached to the design

Bonus:

Also have an ad that I overlayed the colours of his normal avatar on so now its cursed lmao

[maitaiwiththecorpses]

Re reading the tree of wishes, and arus already lying to us 19 words in

[moorgate]

jsyk, i won't be posting new art on my twitter anymore, due to the upcoming change regarding ai nonsense (thank you musk...).

instead, i will be using bluesky alongside my other social media. I can be found on bluesky as moorgate.

Here's a link for convenience!

[boinin]

Flairs on /r/BlueLock

A meta commentary/shitpost. I'm not sure which.

For Tumblr-onlys: Reddit allows users to add a flair beside their usernames, much like Tumblr allows badges. Flair are unique to individual subreddit, and only appear when that user comments or posts in that subreddit. The Blue Lock subreddit allows users to set custom text flairs, which may include a selection of emojis or character thumbnails.

This post contains adult humour/explicit references.

I posit that there's three categories of user flairs on Reddit.

The first category is what I refer to as normie flairs.

These include much of what you'd expect, if you maintain the false assumption that enjoyers of football shounen are straight, well-adjusted young men. Many users take this opportunity to represent their appreciation for a particular character (i.e. "Isagi Yoichi"). Admirable, but ultimately boring.

Much like Tumblr has its microcosms and meta humour, so does /r/BlueLock. In flairs, users make reference to fandom in-jokes (e.g. "Red Keys #1 fan", or "#1 Paralympic Footballer" next to a thumbnail of Yukimiya Kenyu). Other flairs reference quotes from the manga that inspire them (e.g. "Shut the fuck up Ness", "There is a monster inside me"). Although edgy in tone, these flairs are still reasonably explicable, should their parents check their browsing activity.

A recurring theme among this user group is a desire to distance themselves from homosexuality. Although excessive gayness is canon in Blue Lock, some users are defiant in their assertion that the series is about ball handling and nothing else. Hence, the existence of flairs such as "Miss Me With That Gay Shit" and "I'm just here to talk football dude".

For these users, the most relatable character in the series is Adam Blake: Mr. "I have no interest in male bodies" himself.

True martyrs. We salute them.

On to the second category.

Again, this is a loose category in terms of content and theme. You may question why I've chosen to differentiate these from the normie flairs. However, while all of these users are expressing admiration for the characters, the way they do so is hornier than a bunch of imprisoned football virgins. They are more worked up than Shidou, when he scores a goal.

I introduce this grouping as… the down bad flairs. There's a lot to unpack. Take your time.

We cannot infer that all the flairs in this group are the result of users biting their lips and moaning whenever a certain character appears. There may be a innocent explanation for why someone would designate themselves "King Barou's Chair" or "Muscle Mommy Kunigami's Squat Bar Pad".

Perhaps they simply kin as furniture.

Users among this group embrace the fruity nature of the series. Although it's untrue to say all Redditors are male basement dwellers and thus, in gay denial. There's evidence that women also frequent the subreddit to thirst over pretty manga boys, using the broadband their parents paid for. At least, this is what flairs such as "Kenyuu's beloved waifu" and "Impregnate me, Shidou!" suggest. There's even straight men present, if "Drinking Anri Mommy Milkies" and "Bachira's Mom's boyfriend" are anything to go by. Forgive them their sins, they know not how to play along.

But cis-heteronormativity is a scourge, something Blue Lock fans understand better than most. After all, no particular gender is required to become "Noel Noa's sugar baby" or "Isagi's personal toe sucker".

In terms of distribution, no one is safe from the thirstiness of /r/BlueLock users. Nearly every character has a thirst flair to their name. The ones that seem to inspire the most unhinged flairs are Shidou "dress sluttily, I can fight" Ryusei, Michael Kaiser ("Reincarned as Kaiser's Wet Underwear") and Bachira Meguru ("Bachira's leaking rosebud").

As the protagonist, Isagi naturally attracts a lot of favour. Some flairs highlight his prowess (e.g. "I love it when isagi shoots from behind", or the more possessive "isagi meatrider get out kaiser"). These users are, unfortunately, deluded. I regret to inform them that there is no universe in which Isagi is a top. He'd be devouring your dick, not the other way around.

To the conclusion. If you are a /r/BlueLock veteran (my condolences), you will have noticed a conspicuous absence among the second flair group. You may be thinking, is this chick blinder than Yukimiya? Can they even read?? They missed the worse ones.

To this I say: Do not cite the deep flairs to me bitch. I was there when they were written.

One image lies below the cut. Unlike the other two, the third category of user flairs has an obvious theme.

However, there is no returning beyond this point. Once you have borne witness to this forbidden knowledge, you will be irrevocably changed. It may ruin your life... or awaken something in you. Either way, a price must be paid.

Consider this my final warning. You may yet walk away from this post unscathed. Even with the words "Devouring Aiku's Hairy Ass" branded on your psyche.

But if you are determined—if you have steeled your mind (and your eyes), open this video in another tab and read on.

Anyone who guessed horny Chigiri flairs, take 1,000 Jeopardy points and a shot of something strong.

I'm not going to invent pseudo-intellectual commentary for this. Y'all came this far, see for yourself. I can't justify some of these, nor begin to explain them—and I write Blue Lock fanfiction. These users are in another dimension of Chigiri worship, one I can never bridge.

Source and references: this

[takottais-art]

Anotha one

Colored some wips, enjoy.

Reblog's > likes, please I need validation. Click/tap on image for better quality!

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[starrfault]

anyways,

im gonna fix up my profile, sorry in advance but also not advance for the posts

i just need an outlet for my hyperactivity as of late as well as my hyperfixations [which is currently pokemon and dandy's world]

so you may be seeing more of me

so

buckle up kiddos, shits 'boutta get WILD

[rosaacicularis]

which was more culturally significant, the renaissance or hermitgang