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"Gargoyles are beautiful creatures. They are the pride of Briar Valley. Make sure to befriend them, and cause them no harm."
#steps to become a hornton spouse:#1. be nice to him#2. call him hornton#3. say you like gargoyles#done#twisted wonderland#twst memes#malleus x reader#malleus draconia
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yeah to me it feels like the popular idea that John was homophobic/beat his kid(s)/taught them that having emotion makes you weak is just ppl choosing to interpret 'abusive father' in the shallowest most black-and-white movie villain way possible. when the ways he fucks them up in canon are so much more interesting and complicated.
#if anything it seems like his problem is being excessively emotional and fragile to the point where they had to walk on eggshells around him#he was like step 1 parentify 1st kid until he believes desire is inherently selfish and that it's his job 2 save the entire world.#step 2 make other kid a Symbol of Lost Innocence in a way that subtly Others and Infantilizes him.#step 3 isolate them so they only have each other step 4 tell one to 'save or kill' the other step 5 DIE.#supernatural#john winchester
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Megatron has him so fooled, guys. Trust me, there’s no way Orion will ever find out.
Click on the image for better quality.
Joke workshopped with @krazycat6167, my partner in crime and comedy. (I think we’re funny).
#references are life#digital art#comic#humor#fanart#fan comic#transformers optimus#transformers megatron#transformers prime#tf fanart#tfp#tf prime#maccadam#transformers orion pax#orion pax#tfp orion pax#tfp spoilers#Spoilers#transformers prime spoilers#How to Draw a Background and Transforming Robots#Step 1: Attempt#Step 2: Cry#Step 3 (optional): Put in the effort and time required to get better#Step 4: Profit
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the pretty's <333
qiu and tamarack are both so gorgeous and cute omfg
all images are from the our life: now & forever trailer linked here!.
#our life now and forever#olnf#tamarack baumann#qiu lin#vn#visual novel#step 1 qiu#step 1 tamarack#step 2 qiu#step 2 tamarack#step 3 qiu#step 3 tamarack#step 1#step 2#step 3
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handsss
#artists on tumblr#fan art#star wars fanart#star wars: the clone wars#commander fox#Corrie Latte#Fox/Caf#Just some doodling#How to Get In M.C. Fox’s Good Books:#step 1: Introduce Caf into M.C.’s vicinity#step 2: wait to see if M.C. hones in on the aroma/huffs it#step 3: if no#retry step 1#^read in a David Attenborough documentary narrative#Very faint skeletal-vibes with the lighting
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birb babygirl from the vivre card
#sabo#sabo the revolutionary#one piece sabo#one piece#op fanart#fanart#karyss' art#hobbies: solo travelling#1) a step closer to a childhood dream :)#2) just admit that you devoted your whole life to RA and that left you without any personal time no need to accentuate your loneliness😭#3) I saw someone comparing him to Snufkin... cyute...... I should probably reread moomins sometime...
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The basic practice includes embracing their waist and whispering into their ear.
—KIDNAP THE SERIES · Episode 02
#kidnap the series#kidnap gmmtv#ohm pawat#leng thanaphon#ohmleng#min x q#kidnapedit#thai bl#thai drama#bl drama#bl series#my edits.#step 1: kidnap a guy#step 2: hugs & cuddles#step 3: ?? ???#step 4: profit
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I think this is my favorite polka, and to accommodate for that, I added a lot of fun stuff
#mashup#if you saw that I reposted this#then no you didnt <3#jokes aside the black hole sun segment was off by one half step and it bothered me WAY too much#weird al#anyway ill talk about about why this is my favorite polka at some point#but short version is 1) basket case is one of my favorite songs of all time#2) i got (almost) every song in the ending montage
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y'all, I'm really sorry for this one, I did not mean for it to be this thirsty, I swear
No see, listen--shut up, listen--I was thinking about Troy and then of course the Odyssey we all missed out on, which naturally led to thinking about the various iconic scenes we could've had, and OBVIOUSLY the siren scene is at the top of that list, and I was playing with how to depict the effect of their song, and I've used this look before with Eugenides with pretty good results, but then I was reflecting on how aside from VFX this scene would take a lot of body acting, and how Sean's so good at conveying pain and that would translate naturally into the seduction of the spell, and huh when I write it out like that I absolutely did intend for it to be this thirsty.
Man I hope one of my manuscripts gets picked up soon; being off-deadline is not healthy for me.
#i don't even know how to tag this#delusional odyssey#troy II: everybody's dead except sean bean somehow#get in loser we're going to ithaca#penelope come get your husband he's making our lives complicated#step 1: eris isn't invited to a wedding step 2: ?? step 3: sean bean is tied to a mast begging#odysseus and the sirens
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Even without hindsight, not being allowed to confront the Orpheus issue before the netherbrain felt....Foreboding!
Even Greygold learned the hard way that not immediately completing quests has it's own consequences. Like leaving Sazza in her lil cage and hoping to free her after the goblin camp ordeal. DIDN'T GO WELL.
Now you're telling Greygold they can't free Orpheus from his lil prison until after the whole brain ordeal???? ....Something tells Greygold that's not gonna go well EITHER.
Bonus:
#bg3 spoilers#baldur's gate 3#bg3#the emperor bg3#greygold#lae'zel#bg3 fanart#bg3 comic#Gale and Wyll having no more hold spells was the 462nd reason why the Emperor didn't open the portal#true that Greygold ideally wanted to help Orpheus out but-#Greygold has the same amount of elaborate planning as Astarion#step 1: arrive as cazador's mansion Step 2: ????? Step 3: Cazador dies Step 4: Freedom#Step 1: free orpheus Step 2:??????? Step 3: Orpheus allies Step 4: Friendship
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not even harvards top scientists could understand the complexities of the azula-iroh beef lore that i made up in my head
(silly bonus under the cut)
#YES THIS IS A REPOST. Again. my bad#they both suck so bad i love them... best uncle niece dynamic in fiction ever..... theyre the same in all the worst ways....#yes im an iroh fan yes i think azula can hit him with a comically large mallet we exist#“how do u think iroh and azula are the same but think azula should be allowed to beat irohs ass”. ill give you 3 reasons#1. shes a female. 2 shes not a boy. 3. and most importantly SHES A GIRL#waiter waiter more irrepairable family relationships please!!!!!!!!!!#id go on a 10 yr long spiel about my thoughts and hcs abt their dynamic and what they think ab each other but i shall Refrain.#lu ten couldve been the dad that stepped up but he had to eat shit and die for the plot and good of the world. Amen.#azula#iroh#lu ten#zuko#atla#avatar the last airbender#alicias art
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bro got some nice kicks
In case yall didnt know
#shadow the hedgehog#sonadow#shadonic#nike kicks#1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks#bro that is so fire#this lives rent free in my head#bro stepped on his new shoes thats crazy
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My dumb fucking ass, broke as hell, halfway through two needlefelting projects, one knitting project, two leatherwork projects, four acrylic paintings, two watercolour paintings, a clay sculpture, four woodburn projects, nine short stories, a dress, a jacket, a shirt, refurbishing a chair, dyeing a wig, reaffixing loose baseboards, building a longboard, and assembling a tattoo machine while juggling a mental health condition a family of 13 and a full time job: I miss block printing *spends $200 on linocut and ink*
#When I own every art tool in existence I will stop spending money#Then I will peddle my goods and services#Step 1: start every idea#Step 2: ???#Step 3: Profit
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maggie ref! remastering this sketch from july 2023
the vanity angles don't make it a more useful reference but i enjoyed drawing it 🤣
#akia art#olba#olba mc#maggie's step 1/3 designs haven't changed much from when i initially played the game in 2021#but i didn't settle on steps 2/4 until i revisited it last year 🤣#i can't tell if i've improved since or if the differences are attributed to time spent and drawing mediums used LOL 👴#my tablet art takes a more delicate look that i still prefer tbh#anyway for my spirit's sake i'll say i got better here and there lmao
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#bg3#baldur's gate 3#gale x tav#gale of waterdeep#sparrow the bard#i just think there should be an extra step between step 1) weave scene 'i have romantic feelings for you'#and step 2) turbo magic astral realm sex. ok? let me kiss that wizard with tongue first#ill make my own step 1.5 thanks. goodbye#krem scribbles#krem komics (tm)#kiss com tag
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those six hours had me prepared to book a flight to germany so i could throw a computer at you in person
Context: This poor fucker had to help me hack my 2ds via discord. This process usually takes an hour at best. Mine took 6 hours. Here’s a little best of:
#anyways#HACK YOUR 3DS HACK YOUR 3DS HACK YOUR 3DS HACK YOUR 3DS HACK YOUR-#Step 1: Hack 3ds#Step 2: Download Metroid: Samus Returns#Step 3: Download Shantae and the Pirates Curse#Step 4: Download Kid Icarus Uprisings#Step 5: Downloa-#not a heritage post#ask
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