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Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Ghouls! Monsters of all shapes and size, allow me to introduce your Master of Scaremonies, the darling of HorrorLand: Horrley Emcee! Hope you've got your tickets ready. 

Horrley Emcee

Daughter of the HorrorLand Horrors

Parent

The HorrorLand M.C

Age

16

Killer Style

Mom says when it comes to my style, I like to bring the show with me! You see me in my "circus chic" look and you already know that I mean big fun and big thrills!

Freaky Flaw 

I may look all "fun and games" but you do NOT want to send me over the edge, cause I'll make sure you go down that edge with me!

Pet

The one and only, the humongous hamster himself: Cuddles! And I do mean humongous! Big as an English Mastiff! He wasn't always like that, until he got into the Mad Labs' science experiments that is...Boy did I get a mouthful from mom when she found out.

Favorite Activity

After a long day of school and helping out at the park, there's nothing I love more than kicking off my shoes and watching some good ol' game shows on The Monster Channel. Say, have you seen the Raw Deal? It's quite killer!

Pet Peeve

No pinching! Read the sign bub! Not only is it really rude, for us Horrors, it's worse than getting burnt by your fresh-from-the-fryer funnel cake! Heck, back in the day, pinching would make us go Poof! Woosh! Gone! Flattened just like a balloon.

Favorite Subject

Physics! Up, down, and all around, it's what makes things like roller coasters such chilling thrill-rides!

Least Favorite Subject

Journalism. Personal gripe, but I oughta smack the guy who said "any publicity is good publicity", when sensationalist headlines accuse of your theme park of "unsafe rides" and "unsanitary food", in what world does that fit the category of "good publicity"? Take it from our PR department: The world of journalism like a pit of lying, attention-seeking vipers

Favorite Colors

Green, black, red, and purple

Favorite Food

If you're visiting the park, I recommend getting the "Scaries Goo-bilee", it's three scoops of pistachio ice cream, drizzled with gooberry sauce, and topped with die-licous gooseberries. Mmm mm mm! Dare I say, it's to die for!

Friends

Jaclyn O' Lantern (OC, BFF)

Gooliope Jellington

Personality

Horrley's personality reflects that of the park itself. Fun-loving, bubbly, energetic, and oh so theatrical. She has a very showman-like demeanor, and is overall pretty hammy. She has a rather tomboyish and sassy side too, often using slang terms like "bub".

However she does a aggressive and beastly side to her, especially when pinched or otherwise irritated, and can occasionally get physical. She also does have a habit of holding grudges against others, such as journalists. There are also times when she is gets overdramatic over little things.

Trivia/Additional Information

Horrley's name is based on the name "Harley" combined with the word "Horror" Her last name, "Emcee" comes from the term MC, which means "Master of Ceremonies".

Her favorite food is based off the ice cream seen on the cover of the Goosebumps 2000 book: "Return to HorrorLand", with the gooseberry toppings also referencing the respective series, as well as resembling the green slime often associated with said series. It's name is a pun on the ice cream flavor "Cherries Jubilee"

Horrley's relationship with Gooliope isn't just because of similar aesthetics and themes. Freak du Chic occasionally does shows at HorrorLand!

Her hairstyle was based off of Pinkie Pie's from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, specifically how the curls were drawn.

Her birthday is October 25th, which is the day the first part of the "One Day at HorrorLand" two-parter episode of the Goosebumps TV series was aired on Fox Kids. This makes her a Scorpio.

Horrley's headcanon voice is Katie Crown who voiced Izzy from the Total Drama series. A series, which just like the Goosebumps TV series, was produced in Canada.

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Hulu New Releases: March 2021

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Hopefully March will bring respite from crippling snow storms and frigid temperatures for much of the globe. And if it doesn’t? Well, Hulu’s got some new streaming options at least!

Hulu’s list of new releases for March 2021 are relatively slight on Hulu originals. Thankfully, one beloved original of note is coming back this month. Solar Opposites will premiere all episodes of its second season on March 26. This sci-fi animated comedy from Rick and Morty co-creator Justin Roiland is a breath of fresh alien air.

On the movie side of things, Hulu is premiering Boss Level on March 5. This actioner will star the delightful Frank Grillo and the decidedly less delightful Mel Gibson. Speaking of delightful though, the documentary Kid 90 will arrive on March 12. This comes from Punky Brewster star Soleil Moon Frye and features hours of footage she shot in the ’90s that will depict what being a child star during that time period was like.

And if none of that is to your liking, The Social Network will arrive on March 1. Might as well watch the best movie of the past decade this month.

Hulu New Releases – March 2021

March 1 The 13th Warrior (1999) 50/50 (2011) A Very Brady Sequel (1996) As Good as It Gets (1997) Attack of the 50 Foot Cheerleader (2012) Attack the Block (2011) Beloved (1998) Blow (2001) Brooklyn’s Finest (2010) Charles and Diana: 1983 (2020) Cocktail (1988) Demolition Man (1993) The Descent (2006) Dolphin Tale (2011) Dolphin Tale 2 (2014) Employee Of The Month (2006) Enemy Of The State (1998) The Forbidden Kingdom (2008) The Ghost Writer (2010) The Great Debaters (2007) I Can Do Bad All By Myself (2009) Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009) In the Line of Fire (1993) Judge Dredd (1995) The Last Face (2017) Malcolm X (1992) McLintock! (Producer’s Cut) (1963) The Nanny Diaries (2007) Neil Young: Heart of Gold (2006) The Ninth Gate (1999) Pandorum (2009) Patriot Games (1992) Predators (2009) Pretty Woman (1990) Priceless (2016) Rushmore (1999) Scrooged (1988) Shine a Light (2008) Silverado (1985) Sliver (1993) The Social Network (2010) The Spirit (2008) Stargate (1994) Starsky & Hutch (2004) The Terminal (2004) Tokyo Rising (2020) The Tourist (2010) Traitor (2008) Vertical Limit (2000) Wedding Crashers (2005) The Whole Nine Yards (2000) Young Frankenstein (1974)

March 2 Debris: Series Premiere (NBC) The Voice: Season 20 Premiere (NBC) Top Chef: Complete Season 17 (Bravo)

March 3 New Amsterdam: Season 3 Premiere (NBC)

March 5 Boss Level: Film Premiere (Hulu Original) Ammonite (2020) Beirut (2018) Iron Mask (2019)

March 6 Storks (2016) Triggered (2020)

March 7 Proxima (2019)

March 8 Good Girls: Season 4 Premiere (NBC) Shipwrecked: Complete Season 1 (Banijay)

March 9 Absolutely Ascot: Complete Seasons 1 & 2 (All3Media) Dress to Impress: Complete Seasons 1 & 2 (ITV)

March 11 Game of Talents: Series Premiere (FOX)

March 12 kid 90: Documentary Premiere (Hulu Original) Cake: Season 4 Premiere (FXX) Farewell Amor (2020)

March 14 Buddy Games (2019)

March 15         1 Night In San Diego (2020) Constructing Albert (2017) Here Awhile (2019) Intersect (2020) Missing 411: The Hunted (2019) Naughty Books (2020) Pink Wall (2019) The Pretenders (2018) The Relationtrip (2017) Sister Aimee (2019) The Stand: How One Gesture Shook The World (2020) Tracks (2019)

March 16       Staged: Complete Season 2 (BBC Studios) 

March 17       Mayans M.C.: Season 3 Premiere (FX)

March 18      Trolls: TrollsTopia: Complete Season 2 (Hulu Original) Identity (2003)

March 19       Hunter Hunter (2020)

March 20    Catfish: The TV Show: Complete Season 8 (MTV)

March 22    Genius: Aretha: Complete Season 3 (National Geographic)

March 23         Breeders: Season 2 Premiere (FX) 100% Wolf (2020)

March 25        Collective (2019)

March 26    Solar Opposites: Complete Season 2 (Hulu Original) Into the Dark: Blood Moon: Season 2 Finale (Hulu Original) Fire Force: Complete Season 2 (DUBBED) (Funimation) The Hurricane Heist (2018)

March 30       Vikings: Complete Season 6B (History)

March 31       Pooch Perfect: Series Premiere (ABC)

Leaving Hulu – March 2021

March 16

Pigeon Kings (2020)

March 30 The Cooler (2003)

March 31 A Very Brady Sequel (1996) American Gigolo (1980) As Good as It Gets (1997) Attack the Block (2011) Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002) Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997) Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) Blade Runner: The Final Cut (2007) Blood Diamond (2006) Boogie Nights (1997) Bully (2001) Chaplin (1992) Charlotte’s Web (1973) Coneheads (1993) Dead Poets Society (1989) Demolition Man (1993) Double, Double, Toil and Trouble (1993) Employee Of The Month (2006) Enemy Of The State (1998) Eve’s Bayou (1997) Firewalker (1986) Foxfire (1996) Frozen (2010) Good Luck Chuck (2007) Guess Who (2005) Hondo (1953) Hot Shots! (1991) I Can Do Bad All By Myself (2009) Igor (2008) In the Line of Fire (1993) Johnny Mnemonic (1995) Love And Basketball (2000) Mars Attacks! (1996) More Than a Game (2008) New In Town (2009) Night at the Museum (2006) Push (2009) Rushmore (1999) Silverado (1985) Sliver (1993) Species (1995) Stargate (1994) Starman (1984) Stephen King’s Graveyard Shift (1990) Superbad (2007) The Arrival (1996) The Brothers McMullen (1995) The Chumscrubber (2005) The Duff (2015) The Mexican (2001) The Rules Of Attraction (2002) The Three Musketeers (2011) The Tourist (2010) The Truman Show (1998) Tooth Fairy (2008) Triumph of the Spirit (1989) Vampire in Brooklyn (1995) War (2007) Wayne’s World 2 (1993) Wedding Crashers (2005) West Side Story (1961) Zappa (2020)

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The Wild Storm #4

This is the only sexual position I can orgasm in.

• I bet the only way Steve Buccellato can orgasm is when he gets the news he's going to be working with Warren Ellis and Jon Davis-Hunt. • At the end of the last issue, Grifter was in a real pickle. He was about to be blown up by some Black Razor agents hitting their self-destruct buttons. But at the beginning of this issue, he figures out a way to survive!

In the terrible old days, 80% of this page would be covered in Grifter's thoughts.

• You might be thinking, "How did Grifter kill those guys without flipping upside down first?" Okay fine. That's what I'm thinking. I just like to imagine that other people think the same things I think so I feel like I'm part of a community that probably really doesn't want anything to do with me. • Speaking of the comic book loving community I'm ashamed to be a part of, I received a message about Wonder Woman from a person calling themselves HentaiBorg. Now there's a name that really evokes some boner inducing images! I'm picturing a poster by H.R. Giger if he were attempting to parody an M.C. Escher print of an orgy. Anyway, HentaiBorg had this to say about the Wonder Woman comic book:

I would buy a WonderWoman book with Frank Cho to the art. Having Cho at the writing would garanty there would be no feminism in the book, which would be an improvement but I would prefer a more experienced writer. Diana need to be rewritten Geoff Johns, bring the characters back to the core and expand. It worked great on Green Lantern so maybe there is a chance.

I'm guessing, due to the format, that his comment was supposed to be a poem. It's cute how he thinks a Wonder Woman book could be written without feminism. Either HentaiBorg doesn't understand feminism or he thinks anything that stars a woman who isn't naked or putting a sexy lamp in her butt is feminism. "If a woman in a comic book is seen as an actual person and not as something for me to masturbate to, it's Goddamned feminism! I'm sick of it!" For some reason while writing that, I was hearing it in a Canadian accent. Sorry Canadians! • Grifter apparently doesn't aim as well as he expected himself to aim while looking as cool as possible because he completely missed the brain of one of the Black Razors he shot in the head. The guy pulls the self-destruct pin to kill them all. But the Wild CATs escape into The Bleed before they blow up. Dammit. • I probably shouldn't be disappointed that Grifter survived. As I've noted, this Grifter is much better than every other Grifter that has ever appeared in any comic book previously because he keeps his bland thoughts to himself. • Miles Craven tries to figure out how to stop shitting himself after realizing there might be a Wild Covert Action Team out there going against his interests. Another reason he can't turn off the shit storm (which is probably what this series is named after) is the realization that Henry Bendix is going to see all of the Engineer footage and think, "That piece of shit stole my technology! And he's doing stuff with it in public! Before I could do stuff with it in public! Not that I wanted to do stuff with it in public. But the recognition would be nice, you know?" • Speaking of Henry Bendix, it turns out about 99% of his public persona is all for show. He'd rather be doing heroin while reading Frank Cho Wonder Woman comic books while sticking his dick in a glory hole that leads to The Bleed. You know, he's that guy! We all know that guy! He's the guy who, after a day at the flea market on LSD, takes you to a cocaine party where they have a piñate full of sex toys and people hopped up on coke going full paranoid over you because you're happy to sit there people watching on the acid while sipping soda pop. Man. That guy!

Man. I miss having this guy in my life! Too bad my "this guy" was blown up by a bomb in Iraq, nearly died, began suffering from survivor's guilt and PTSD, began watching nothing but FOX News, and became Christian! Now he tells bad jokes whose punch lines all consist of "I've been burned over a large portion of my body! Brazingo!"

• I don't not hang out with my "that guy" anymore because of the things I listed. I don't really interact with him because my general nature — my cynicism and atheism and facetiousness — run counter to healing and well-being. He needs to believe a bunch of things that I'm fairly certain are absolute bullshit and he doesn't need me smirking at everything he says. • I didn't scan the panel where Bendix says "the idiot in the Jump Room was having some kind of crippling technical problem with his vagina" because that makes him sound like me and I'm not the "that guy" I was trying to compare him to. Maybe I love Henry because I see a reflection of myself in him. Maybe...maybe I am other people's "that guy!" Holy shit! I rule!

And the noise! Don't forget the Goddamned noise! The bouncing basketballs and the industrial sized wind chimes and the music played loud enough so that other people can hear it and know the people playing it are cool (the audio version of marking your territory to scare off or impress rivals) and the traffic and the birds, oh the fucking birds! You do know you don't have to chirp and warble all fucking morning, right?!

• Like Rorschach and Lobo, Bendix might be one of those characters that was created to be thoroughly unlikeable but then was embraced and loved by the fans in a way that made the creator throw their hands up in the air and kick a puppy but I love him anyway. • Because Bendix is so very likeable even though he's probably not supposed to be, Ellis also makes him racist and homophobic. Probably because he knew he was making Bendix way too charming. He needed to make sure people know Bendix is supposed to be the worst and that if they like him (which how could they not after this introduction to his real self?), they're gross and problematic. Well, I guess that's me then! Because Henry is the best! • Anyway, a few last things happen. Some woman wanders down the freeway on foot. Deathblow or Deadpunch or Dieslap talks about his brain tumor while Miles offers him a job to keep his mind off of dying. And that's about it for what is possibly the most interesting and well-written comic book currently published by DC. It's almost like this is an Image comic book which is ironic since when this was an Image comic book, it also seemed like an Image comic book. What I mean by that is that Image sucked when it began but now it publishes the best stuff. That's because people save their best ideas for the shit they get to own outright. DC and Marvel will never again have truly great stories because nobody is going to offer up the best parts of themselves for contract work. Unless you have so much good writing in you that you can't help but write great stories. You know, like Warren Ellis.