#{ sorry about him }

[wolvesandfoxes25]

When your husbands a monotone grouch to others. #sorryabouthim

[ghosthan]

pov: you exit the gloryhole at the (insert country redneck bar) and then see this guy come out behind you. also he rode the bull and it was amazing. and he is so sweaty.  feat: a return of the blue nail polish

[apexulansis]

toxic ardaka trait: he stalks people

[blackleatherjacketz]

Homelander Master List

Homelander x Original Female Character

Mother's Milk - (NSFW One-Shot) Homelander visits a breastfeeding woman he recently saved.

Up On The Roof - (NSFW One-Shot) Mid-pandemic, Homelander helps a nurse relieve a little stress.

Homelander x Female Reader

John - (NSFW One-Shot) Homelander gets jealous you've taken another lover with his name, and reminds you who you belong to.

[hvbris]

𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 . 𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐀𝐂 mutuals only plot: your muse has been abducted by aliens, and is being kept inside Isaac's ship. This plot will involve experiments being performed on your muse, violence, and other things of the sort, so tread carefully and at your own risks!

"Now, now, you really need to calm down." His lips -the thin, barely visible line that one could assume was his mouth- had not moved as he spoke. The words were spoken coldly, in a bizarre imitation of compassion. "Everything will be a lot more pleasant for you if you behave."

[roguexpogue]

@lupaeus liked for a starter

JJ was curious after finding out Emma was a werewolf. "Have you ever killed someone?" He asked, prying a little. "Have you had to go to the bathroom as a werewolf? do you smell like wet dog after you turn back in the morning?" The pogue had a hundred of stupid questions.

[devilsanddarlings]

❝ sorry. i’m a little accident - prone. ❞ (To Reid from Charlie Lahey (will give er a verse) )

@acourtcfmuses

“I can see that.” Reid snarked a touch irritably, reaching around the girl to grab a handful of napkins from the dispenser. He highly doubted dabbing at the ketchup all down the front of his shirt with them was actually going to do anything, but he couldn’t exactly go back to class looking like he just left a condiment crime scene. Caleb and the others would never let him live it down if he did, and he didn’t have time to go home and change without being late.

As it stood, he was barely going to have time to order a replacement burger and eat it. “You’re the new girl, right? Le-somebody.”

[annoy-smolderwick]

hello, bloodthorn here.. have you ever accidentally hurt someone you loved..?

Don’t ask me this again. I’m gonna go roll in the catnip.

[jonvandernoorde]

"Hey Jon, I knew you'd miss me!"

"Oh look, the bottom's back." Jon smirked. "Of course I missed you. Being do far from that pretty face does things."

[envelopesofbadluck]

Can I touch them?

How about you tell me who the hell ya are, first?

[efesahins]

OPEN / CLOSED ╎ @erinodair​

location  —  medusa

With a beer bottle in hand, Efe was seated at one of the table with a few people he knew, but he wasn't paying attention to them. No, his eyes were locked on Erin at the bar and a man talking with her. He should mind his own business, they aren't together anymore, but the anger from in the pit of his stomach grew with every word that left the guy's mouth. He left his empty bottle on the table and made his way toward the bar to clap a harsh hand over the man's shoulder, "get fucking lost before I make you," his tone low and stern, and his expression only showed he wasn't lying which made the guy raise his hands up and walk away. "Hey Erin," he took the now vacant seat, acting like nothing happened, "didn't think you'd be at the club tonight."

[barrenstars]

Hand propped on his hip, Takashi glares toward Ran. “Quit harassing her.”

❝ oh, i'm so scared~! ❞ mitsuya is very threatening. the hand on the hip strikes the fear of god into ran. pfft- grinning towards the shorter boy, ran quirks a brow in amusement. ❝ jealous? if you want a kiss too, all you need to do is ask. ❞

[indyflanery]

"Well, we're back... in the car again."

@therapardalis

Indy chuckled softly and smoothed his hand up and down the length of Thera’s spine before cupping the nape of her neck to pull her down toward him for a kiss. "But we had a great time the last time we were in a car together," he murmured against her lips.

They'd taken a break from studying to get out of the city for a bit of fresh air. Which lead to them parking in a field in the middle of nowhere just to daydream and watch the sky. By the time dusk started to fall, so did the temperature and they'd retreated into the cabin of the car, huddled together for warmth before hands started to wander. Which ended up with Thera in his lap as it so often did in these instances.

Threading his fingers in her dark strands, Indy kissed Thera again while his free hand slid to the base of her spine to urge her even closer. "Cars are probably one of my favorite places to be with you..."

[jessefandomunited]

To the both of them: Did you know that you are babygirl? </3

“ ummm I mean I’m really not entirely sure what that means in this day and age but it sounds like a sweet enough sentiment , I’ve been called worse Thankyou 🥰”

“ I AM THE FURTHEST THING FROM THAT ALRIGHT!! IM TEDDY FUCKING LOBO AND IM THE TOUGHEST PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET, so no I am not “baby girl “ and I’ll prove it too!!”

[ofcolonna]

status: closed for @isabelofscots location: the gardens of the hôtel saint-pol

there was not a person in attendance at this summit that julius did not deem worthy of a meeting, be it one conversation or a well-formed alliance... the colonna did not intend to leave France without seeking an introduction with at least most whom had seen it to be in their interest to be there at the hôtel saint-pol, no, he would leave with a host of new friends and foes and for that he was certain. the princess isabel, for example, may not have been a head of state but he was certain she had her own alliances, her own beliefs and her own story to tell. after all that is what he believed that people largely were - stories - and he was most curious to learn of hers.

in passing it was difficult to not take note of the scottish princes and the roman made certain to pay the same respects as others who stepped aside and bowed their heads in the proper respect a princess was deserving of but julian, never one to entirely follow the crowd, was quick to step forward with a charming smile and a respectful bow of his head. " your highness, please forgive me if you believe this to be an intrusion but it would be an honour if i were able to introduce myself. i am julius colonna, a mere servant to the great state of rome, and i would honoured if i might accompany you to your destination. "

[soughthope]

"billy I heard you were the original ghost face killer and I'm a big fucking fan man. The name is Nate but most people call me bobby and I'm a bit famous myself . I'm the pretty boy killer and it's cool to meet you . I admire you so much so " the killer was excited to meet someone who was just as dangerous and willing to kill as he was and Nate well Bobby was seduced by death and by killing .he took a drag of his cigarette trying to act all cool and in control.

At the start he thought this was going to be an entirely different kind of " first meeting " he even had his hand on a concealed knife which was pressed between his body and the wall but as he continued the older man smirked. So that's what it was.

" I'm glad I waited for the rest of that because I thought I'd have to put you down. " He chuckles. " So you're a fan? And this pretty boy killer? Did you come up with that name all by yourself? " He asks. " It's a little tacky don't you think? "