jonvandernoorde

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a plot where muse a is the daughter of a wealthy family and muse b is sworn to protect her after a threat was sent to her family. he’s used to protecting important government officials, not bright-eyed girls that just want to be normal and go to parties with hundreds of people and get really drunk to have some fun and he’s ready to have a heart attack with her careless actions.

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Gosh I hate grind culture. My little sister just started medical school and all of her orientation leaders are like “you absolutely cannot have a life WHATsoever you WILL have to give up EVERYTHING besides this program say GOODBYE to your hobbies and relationships” and now she’s calling me feeling guilty for running and going to the grocery store and that’s just WRONG! And that is exactly what I was told starting law school as well, and rejecting that mentality was the best thing I ever did but it was so hard not to buy into. Anyway if any of you are in an intense academic program PLEASE take time to sleep and eat and exercise and maintain your relationships and keep up your hobbies! you are not a robot who exists solely to study and I promise that living a life and staying physically and mentally healthy is not going to make you fail

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friendly reminder that even if i take ages to reply, i still want to roleplay with you

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If you hurt my brother there is a 100% chance I will come to your house and kill you.

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Family Shennanigans

My niece has entered her Frozen era and now I know how Jon feels. All the time.

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but will the horrors survive me???

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reblog if it's okay for people to mention your muse(s) in their threads!

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(Bonbon): I mean, it can be pretty great, but men are also idiots. You need to pick them carefully or you end up doing all the housework.

(BonBon): As long as the ladies get along, statistically it will survive.

(Bonbon): I admire your bravery but would suggest against it. You would be a pet more than anything else.

(Bonbon): I could set something up for you. Find a bunch of guys for you to pick from and give you a few days to see if you like it.

bonnie open

( sms ): asking for a friend....

(sms ): how does one become part of a harem?

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It’s uncanny how similar Trump is acting like Hitler. People are now doing the Nazi salute. They’re drawing the symbol. The KKK was seen in Kentucky asking people to join them. ICE has been ripping families apart. Companies have pulled back Diversity Initiatives. We’re no longer part of WHO and there won’t be any communication from the CDC at least until February 1st. We’re being censored and the news can’t be trusted. Thousands of Americans didn’t know there were protests against Trump yesterday outside the U.S. Quotes from The Handmaid’s Tale and Anne Frank have been compared to what’s going on right now.

According to The Lemkin Institute for Genocide Studies and Prevention the U.S. has officially been given a red flag alert for Genocide.

I’m exhausted but I will never stop being angry.

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I feel bad that some of yall assume Reddit is just for republican neckbeards. it is currently fucking plastered in leftist posts, making fun of trump and musk, calling out trump for basically admitting to election fraud and musk for the fucking salute, people literally openly saying they wish these assholes would die. Some subreddits with broad other purposes have been largely converted into leftist communities. Believing tumblr is the only existing bastion of leftists or whatever WILL make you bitter and miserable lol

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What kinds of grounding techniques do you use jon when you are over stimulated

"Slow breathing and muscle tensing exercises. if it's still a problem I will go exercise."

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(Bonbon): there are a few different ways

(Bonbon): The best way is building one for yourself

(Bonbon): Men or women or both?

bonnie open

( sms ): asking for a friend....

(sms ): how does one become part of a harem?

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“Vimes is fundamentally a person. He fears he may be a bad person because he knows what he thinks rather than just what he says and does. He chokes off those little reactions and impulses, but he knows what they are. So he tries to act like a good person, often in situations where the map is unclear.”

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Terry Pratchett, describing Sam Vimes in a Usenet post back in 2004.

Also, accidentally, describing me. Shit.

(via benpaddon)

Okay, so this is what I love about Samuel Vimes as a Heroic figure. 

Sometimes you get Heroes who are paragons of virtue. Even if you see their internal monologues, their mindset is pure and virtuous. Sometimes, they’re tested and you get a Big Moment where they have to choose whether or not to stick to their principles or give in to temptation and expediency.  

And then you’ve got the more “Pragmatic” anti-hero types, who do some nasty things in pursuit of the greater good, and who might struggle with the things they’re doing, but they do it anyway because the world is not black and white.  And then you’ve got Sam Vimes, who is dragging himself kicking and screaming into being Lawful Good. Sam Vimes would not beat a suspect into confessing, but NOT because Sam Vimes is an innocent soul who finds the idea abhorrent. Not because he dosn’t think there are some scumbags who deserve to be separated from their teeth. Sam Vimes won’t beat a suspect because that’s not what a good man would do. Sam Vimes is understanding with others, but totally uncompromising when it comes to his own behavior.

Vimes isn’t a “Good Person” by nature, but by choice. By constant, uncompromising choice. 

I think this is the only way to be a decent person.

(via nimblermortal)