#mailman of misfortune eddie

[envelopesofbadluck]

Ribbon and Mimic come out the other end of the portal into an abandoned dark house.

"EDDIE???" Ribbon calls out as Mimic wanders around.

-this certainly looks like it was a Home at one point, but now it looks nearly unrecognizable....it's in a very damaged state and the cracked window eyes are closed....it speaks as if it's about to stop breathing at any moment-

[Feel the back wall...]

[lacunajulie]

Hey hey hey little missy you got a letter! *gives a envelope* ~a totally not sus eddie

Huh who’s there?

Oh thank you for the mail.

Jonesy: Huh he left pretty quickly… Well knowing how Eddies are it makes a lot of sense actually.

I guess I should be expecting mail after everything that’s happened lately. I just realized I forgot to ask for his name.

Jonesy: Just ask the next you see him

If I see him again, I’m not sure about this tho.

Jonesy: let’s just open the latter and well if anything does happen at least we know what not to do next time.

Jonesy: so what’s in it?

I don’t know…

I don’t see anythin-

Jonesy: Huh?!?

(@envelopesofbadluck)

[themultiversemenaces]

*bites inferno's tail like a idiot* ~ @envelopesofbadluck

huh?

Inferno no!

[lacunajulie]

I don’t know what your problem is but there’s no need to be rude

REF!! AND A CRUMB OF INFO

Hii this is an ask blog for Lovebug!Barnaby! I dont have any lore set in stone yet, but here are the basics:

She uses he/him pronouns and is a lesbian :33

Very very old, probably around...centuries?

Smells like chocolate!! The bite marks are from people trying to eat him (very, very bad idea)

Very romantic fella!! Mostly makes sweets that helps with romance or platonic things!

100% hopeless romantic!!

[ghostrealmgatekeeper]

Have you tried giving him back his carrier bag? Maybe it has something to do with it..

Oh- I thought he was just bein dramatic oops. -gives the bag back-

Thanks..b-but do we have to do this n-now?..-

Yep cmon, mailman.

-the eddie signs putting the bag on, and opening a portal-

[envelopesofbadluck]

Ribbon comes over to Eddie’s place, with a Julie :p

@2-b-frank

Oh..is this the Julie? -stares at her forcing a smile-

Uh h-hello...

[envelopesofbadluck]

“Eddie???” Ribbon’s voice calls out.

-passed out somewhere in a forest-

[envelopesofbadluck]

/magic anons available for this dude and Pom

/Yes I take magic anons cmon

[envelopesofbadluck]

*places a box over Misfortune*

-PANIC-

[envelopesofbadluck]

"Eddie, are you alright?"

@2-b-frank

-he's asking himself a bunch of questions like is he real right now, staring at who knows what-

[envelopesofbadluck]

He stumbled out of a portal. - (@yourluckiestday)

Wait...was that the portal- DARN IT I THOUGHT I CLOSED THAT Ugh...-he quickly puts on a hoodie to cover his new cat ears and he tries hiding the tail in his pants stomping over-

WHO'S THE-.....you?

[indecisive-dizzy]

As a fellow Eddie Dear enthusiast (TM) I couldn't agree more with ur angst. Poor boy just wants to spend time with everyone (Frank- cough) but for one reason or another he can't :(

I got the impression that Eddie's treated like a punching bag too so ur not alone in that, especially with Barnaby chasing/dog-piling him and the Big Lift audio. He just accepts that he's gonna lift Barnaby and the other larger neighbors and he sounds so tired. But he doesn't complain bc at least he's spending time with his friends right? right???

He's like the sad comic relief character,,, if that makes sense. the character where people laugh at his misfortune (which could include his clumsiness)

I think he and Howdy as besties for similar reasons! wow we are just same brain over here lol. I even thought of a small au were instead of living in the post office (in a sad murphy bed) Eddie is roommates with Howdy! Until he can (safely?) move in with Frank ofc :)) he and Howdy talk about their work plans and what they need to do over breakfast n coffee and just,, have a good time tbh

In my head Eddie and Howdy are like brothers, messing with each other all the time and stealing their food from the fridge but they care about one another so much sobs

Entire aus just to make the mailman less lonely sigh- he deserves so much better (I actually love that we both have our own thing to make Eddie less lonely,, like this poor boy,,, its almost funny xD)

I hear you have Eddie Dear angst? Do share :o

Omg thank you for asking I have literally been thinking about him all day :))))

Eddie’s character as a whole makes me really sad sometimes because he’s really sweet but he gets the short end of the stick a lot :(

Firstly, he’s gay in the 1970s. Puppet or not, that must be terrifying for him considering how homophobic the world was back then

He’s forced to be away from his husband and act as if they’re barely acquaintances, especially when it seems like Eddie wants to at least act more like friends but it isn’t really there. I don’t think he’s super happy with it, he misses his husband :(

He doesn’t really have a default friend to be with. Frank gets Julie, Julie and Eddie are friends but Julie and Frank are much closer, Wally and Barnaby are besties and Barnaby is notorious for chasing him around the neighborhood trying to dog-pilling on him, he and Howdy don’t have many interactions as of now, Poppy seems to be a good friend but she’s mostly around Sally from what we know. And Sally just seems to be annoyed by him, at the very least in a playful way but they really aren’t close

He’s just the mailman and it never really feels like he’s anything more outside of a couple interactions

I think he might be lonely, at least when the cameras are rolling. He’s just a clumsy mailman that kinda feels like a punching bag sometimes (unintentionally but I kinda read it like that)

So I think he just has loneliness problems and is a bit clingy when he does get to hang out with his friends. He likes being around them

Also this is unrelated but Howdy and Eddie are best friends to me. They’re the only two with jobs and they talk about it over coffee me thinks

*cough* this is why my oc is besties with Eddie in my au I felt bad and he needs a bestie *cough*

[envelopesofbadluck]

I remember what you did to me you dipsh*t. If I ever see you again, I'm goin to tear you apart even worse than I've ever been torn apart. That is not an empty threat. I'm pretty darn serious. Just know that I'm fixed now, so I'm capable of doing such things.~''Howdy''

O-Oh dear....-reads letter, hides it nervously-

R-Ribbon?...Sunny?...Someone?..I..really don't wanna be alone right now...

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Okay wow someone has energy today *gives him a bunch of big paper cuff links to play with*

-bro plays with the cuffs and then...tangles himself up somehow-

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behold, I am the wall of eyes.

AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA GO AWAY! -he thinks he is hallucinating so he starts slamming his head on the wall Eddie no-

[envelopesofbadluck]

Eddie hears the sound of someone clearing their throat as he rests beside the beetle.

"Hello, Misfortune... or shall I say Misfortunate? It seems you have an unfortunate predicament with your back. Hm?" Ribbon leans forward, looking down to Misfortune.

Y-You know where I live!? I mean yeah but i-it's fine -tries to sit up, fails- ouch..