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Trick or fluffin treat dork >:P

TWICK OR TWEAT

hi mommyclanners!! time for halloween uwu.

say trick or treat and i may give u a SURPRIZE!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1

you can do this once every three days per mommyclanner! so if you have two mommyclanner ocs you can do it twice every three days, once per oc.

i'd prefer you did this on your mommyclan oc's blog if applicable!

tricks include:

some shitpost art of your mommyclanner

FIRE

expired candy

a silly headcanon of your mommyclanner

FIRE

a song rec for your mommyclanner

FIRE

treats include:

an icon of your mommyclanner

some sketchy art of your mommyclanner

special candies

a lecture on fire safety

a moodboard of your mommyclanner

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So originally this was going to be a gif but it’s too fat so I screen recorded it for ya :)

TW: Creepy imagery, Prolonged Eye contact

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Ok everyone since you don’t listen when I’m nice, I’m going to get mean. Reacting to messages with a clown (🤡), a skull (💀), or a nerd face (🤓) isn’t funny. It’s not cool, it’s not interesting, it’s annoying. These 3 emojis in particular aren’t funny, they’re RUDE. We as staff work hard to keep this place safe, and to have you all constantly react to our messages with mean emojis makes me FURIOUS. STOP reacting to our messages with rude emojis. They do NOTHING but make you look really, really stupid. It shows you have no rebuttals to our arguments, so you have to use juvenile tactics paramount to terrorism in order to stop us from being able to speak out truth. FROM NOW ON, IF YOU REACT WITH ANY MEAN EMOJIS, I AM WRITING YOUR NAME DOWN. IF YOU ARE A SERIAL REACTOR, YOUR USERNAME IS GOING TO A GOOGLE DOC. AT THE END OF THE MONTH, I WILL TAKE THIS DOC TO THE APPROP-

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Taking asks!!! :3 please do bother everyone’s favorite boyfailure

Tagging: @mommyclan

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[burrleap:] wait—you actually like crawdads? gross. i can’t imagine what would be so satisfying about eating something like that.

I bet you wouldn’t even know how to get one without getting your nose pinched.

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”sorry not sorry for this..” bonks with catnip beer bottle -bloodthorn

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Who the crap set ANOTHER fire in the middle of camp you twats are so lucky I don’t have anymore tail to burn down

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“That's it, it's split, it can't recover

Just frame the halves and call them a whole

And chip at the bricks and fill up your pockets

With the pieces of the wall that you stole.”

Tagging: @mommyclan for lore

Song: Call Them Brothers - Regina Spektor, Only Son

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Posts lore randomly without any context

Tagging: @mommyclan

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I’m going to maim it

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yo can I have catnip - Jesterpsw

You’re like. 6 moons old dude.

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Hey quick question have you ever summoned a demon- doeleaf

I was baptized Starclan so….

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hi here's your wallet sorry there's no money I spent it on catnip

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That last guy threw you a pretty hard question, so how about an easy one, what’s your favorite prey?

- @ask-a-skipbadger

Crawdads.

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YOU ARE SO COOL LOOKING!!! I bet you're also just a cool cat in general!!!!! Sorry if this bothered you I just had to say SOMETHING

((-Pebble'pounce))

I bet you like boys huh

(Thanks I appreciate the compliment)

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Im going to be answering some asks without a drawing!! Im so sorry to whoever was hoping for a drawing 🦐🫶💙