#{ hehehehehehehehe e}

[penname-artist]

rahh guess whose bored and also back

[seborga]

closed with @xbasilrp

「 ❊ It's a beautiful night for a cocktail.

Early spring rings in a hot summer, and the Mediterranean is as unforgiving as it is lovely. Carlino likes the drive here - he finds himself driving more often than not, these days, with harvest not yet impending and more free time on his hands than he knows what to do with. He'd followed the coast until he reached Barcelona, rattling down the highway in his ancient Fiat with his bags still in the back seat, and found parking on the vast cobblestone roads, wandering quietly through bustling streets and loudly chattering tourists until he'd found a more low-key bar worthy of his attention. It's a common one - seated on the main level of a large brick building, with windows open and seating on the terrace surrounded in a glow of strung up fairy lights.

It's here that Carlino takes a seat, setting his phone on silent and patiently ordering at the bar, his chin in his hand as a glass of Cava is slid across the counter for him to enjoy. It's 9pm on the dot. He can't see the water from here, but Carlino likes to imagine the way they'd dance across the rippling tides. Tonight, he wears comfortable beige slacks and a loose fitting linen shirt tucked into his pants, countless necklaces tangling against his chest and a particular emerald drop earring nestled beneath auburn curls.

He's waiting for someone. A light smile creases his lips, and he tastes another sip of his drink and enjoys the bubbles all the way down.

[felixpereira]

CONTEXTO:

Eu tava pensando...

E se o 001 nunca tivesse mostrado o rosto para os soldados? Sendo somente o alto escalão aquelas que conhecem seu rosto, e se ele não fosse pego na rebelião mas o 456 sim? E se ele trocasse de lugar com na esperança de salva-lo?

Ele pode ser o líder, mas ninguém sabe, ninguém acreditou e então atiraram no FrontMan... Na frente de todos... Na frente do 456..

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE FANFICS DE MADRUGADA.

[marunene]

UUGHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAA HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH EU QUERO ENFIAR ESSE DESENHO NA MINHA BOCA E COMER

Castiel - (2024)

[lunyangely]

Oiii tudo bem? Bem eu estou muito feliz heheheheh ganhei um livro novo que é o "Era uma vez um coração partido" minhas amigas já leram eu já recebi spoiler e é simplesmente MARAVILHOSO e uma frase boa para leitor é:

"Cheiro de livro novo é como maconha de leitor"

E essa é a realidade heheheheheheheh

(esperem fotos desse livro pq vai ter)

[cotccotc]

stray kids + txt !!

...heh

skz: HYUNJIIIIIN JINNIE JINNIE JINNIE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEE

txt: soobin! my one (1) life goal: swim in the binnie dimples 😔✌🏼

send me a kpop group!

[justplainlovely]

Gigglin, kickin my feet, smilin…

Gahdam I love them so much. Maybe even more than E/C, but that’s crazy talk hehehehehehehehe

Imagine this as Lucy and Cooper's first kiss...

[sentofighta]

/ / how to get the glare from eight.

pat his head.

dont pat his head.

do not pat his head. 

i repeat do not.

[thatonegaybastard]

dexters evil laugh is so dumb. he says some slightly creepy shit in the goofiestway possible like "with this I will satisfy my ~n E e D s~ *wavy text*" and then goes like heheheheh SNORT heheheheheheheh i love him so much

[minijenn]

Jasper being referred to as a cheeto puff is canon in UF

[smutty-ki113r]

Red Istg if you dont release that Dilf Masky Smut RIGHT NOW-

STOP EDGING MEEEEE

EVERY T I M E I OPEN TUMBLR I PRAY IT'S FINISHED 😭

heheheheheheheh

Don’t worryyyyt!! I’m literally almost done!! I just want it to be over a certain word count and I’m having last minute inspo.

<3 promise you’ll love it

[ourjorgeluzgarcia]

FELIZ DA VIDA

HOJE ESTOU FAZENDO SUPER TECNOLOGO EM COMERCIO EXTERIOR E MBA EM LOGISTICA EMPRESARIAL SUPPLY CHAIN HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE........................................................................RSRSRSRSRSRSR.....................................LEGAL........................É O MAXIMO!

[valkyrieofsmut]

How would the boys react if they were out with mc and a guy was hitting on mc but before they can get to her the guy puts there hands on her and mc just snaps and does some sort of move to put them dude on the ground.

Thank you for the ask! Had to think about it a bit, but I think it would go a little like this-   

(Pre reaction set up) He’d be getting super irritated, a growl in his ribcage, disapproval in his eyelights, and intent to stop the man harassing his girl- his tiny human, his (Y/n), getting up and starting over there, preparing to move his ass away, by force, if necessary! The man grabbed her ass (that was fucking it!!!) and then, just- the guy is on his back. It was too fast- did she punch him in the sternum? Did she... just flip him over her shoulder...? Did she... yeah, she had one of the guy’s arms up on his back from underneath, and the other brought over from his shoulder... he wasn’t getting back up, though he was struggling quite a bit...

Classic- He stops, just standing there, shocked... She... she just... Oh... ok... He sits back down, watching as the bouncer takes the guy from her and leads him outside. She walked back over to him and sat down with their drinks. “wow, babe, really brought him down to size.” She rolled her eyes, but didn’t lean away as he got close to nuzzle a kiss at her. “ya wanna practice somethin’ like that when we get home? y’know, holdin’ me down while i buck up?” He winked.

Creampuff- His skull contorts in surprise as he continues over to her. “(Y/N) ARE YOU ALRIGHT?! I SAW THAT UNCOUTH HUMAN TRYING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION, AND I- BUT I DIDN’T EVEN GET A CHANCE TO GET OVER HERE! YOU’RE AMAZING! WOWIE!” He picks the human up, knowing that he’ll never be able to get away from him, and they walk him over to the bouncer, who’s already on his way, handing him off. After that, he buys a round for their table and boasts about his amazing friend!

Red- He’s about to step in- he’s gonna have a g r e a t t i m e - Wait. What? Did she just...? Oh- oh, sweetheart... He’s- he’s kinda turned on... He continues over to them, now oozing confident nonchalance with a hint of threat, stopping next to them, his hands shoved in his pockets. “lookin’ good, there, sweetheart...” He glares down at the man, leaning down to growl at him, “don’t ever fuckin’ touch my girl again, or she’ll whoop yer ass. an’ ‘en i’ll whoop yer ass.” He stands and kicks the guy... and again... and (Y/n) has to pull him back before he can again, luckily the bouncer had arrived to get the guy and escort him out. Red wrapped his arms around (Y/n) and pulled her close, murmuring into her ear, “how ‘bout we go back ta th’ lodge, an’ ya help me wit a- big- problem i got...” The way he’s pressing his pelvis against her, she knows what it is.

Edge- No one messes with his human! He’s on his way over there when she throws him. He stops in his tracks, watching the situation. She holds the human male until the bouncer comes to collect him, and Edge watches on, waiting in the wings to be back up, but she doesn’t need him. She makes her way back to him, where he’s sat back down at the table, not wanting her to know that he’d even gotten up. “INTERESTING TRIP TO THE BATHROOM, MY FLAME?” His pride is bursting out of him at how capable of handling herself she is.

Blue- He’s already marching his way over there, glaring at the male. His steps falter when she throws him down, but he continues on his way. He stops next to them with his hands on his hips, glaring down at the guy. “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT YOU THINK IT’S OK TO JUST GRAB PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION? ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE WAS TELLING YOU TO GET LOST!” He pulls out his handcuffs and cuffs him, calling for a police car to come pick him up as the bouncer arrives. He insists that he stays with him until the car arrives, and that (Y/n) stays near him, to not ruin their date. While waiting, he leans close to her, murmuring, “Too Bad They’ll Take The Cuffs With Them; Now We Won’t Be Able To Use Them Tonight... Good Thing I Have Another Pair At Home... Mweh Heh Heh...” When the cops get there and Blue hands the guy over, he’s glad to get the hell away from them so he doesn’t have to hear any more dirty talking.

Stretch- He- he was thinking he should step in, show that idiot not to touch his girl, but then- she threw him on the ground. He sat back down, shock hidden from those around. He’d never have suspected she could do that... but... less work for him he supposed... made it easier knowing that he wasn’t going to have to keep an eye on her at all times- though he probably would, anyway... When she gets back, he thanks her for getting the drinks, but doesn’t say anything about what happened.

Black- His glare is enough to kill, and when he arrives next to the two, He gives the man an ear full. “YOU THINK YOUR SCUM HANDS ARE WORTHY TO TOUCH MY LADY?! YOU SHOULD KEEP IN YOUR OWN LANE, FLITH! YOU’RE LUCKY THAT I DIDN’T GET TO YOU BEFORE SHE DID! I WOULD HAVE DESTROYED YOU! THERE WOULDN’T BE ANYTHING OF YOU LEFT TO TAKE TO JAIL! Wonderful Job, My Pet, Your Skills Are Impressive... You Truly Are A Great Asset To My Life,” he cooed to her as he stroked her cheek, close enough for it to be intimate. “I’ll Reward You As Such When We Arrive Back Home- Make Sure You Are Sure Of The Security Of Your Position...” Oh that smirk- she knew it could only mean one thing...

Mutt- He’s already next to them and has to step out of the way as she throws the guy. He places his heavy boot on the imbecile’s throat, glaring down at him. He doesn’t say anything, but the threats in his expression are enough to speak volumes. The bouncer got there to take him, and Mutt let him go, pressing a little harder on his throat before stepping back. As the man went past, he growled so only he heard, “try anything like that again and you’ll wish for just a boot ta the throat.” After he’s gone, Mutt wraps himself around (Y/n), cuddling and nuzzling at her. “mmm, darlin’, ya tryin’ ta make me jealous? if ya wanted ta be on top ya coulda just told me; i’ll let ya ride the bone train. nyeh heh heh...”

Axe- His whole world focused in on that. He didn’t see the crowd of people, he didn’t see the bouncer on his way, he didn’t even register that (Y/n) had already taken him down. He was walking straight to them, and anyone who didn’t get out of his way was moved. He wrapped his hand around the man’s throat, picking his head up to be eye to tooth with his terrifying, twitching smile. “looks like the livestock is getting uppity... might be time for castration...” (Y/n) has to let the guy go to stop Axe from killing him, but Axe still has his throat in his hand. “you’re lucky she’s here ta stop me... should think about that in the future; ‘who’s here that will murder me and leave me rotting in the parking lot, entrails strung out for the birds?’” A burst of manic laughter left him as the bouncer got there to escort the guy out, (Y/n) assuring him that Axe was ok and not bothering her. He’d wrapped his arms tightly around her, hands clenched in her clothes. “don’t wanna be here. wanna go home... renew my scent marks...” (Y/n) agreed, and he felt a bit better. The guy made a mistake, but you can bet he’s never going to do it again.

Crooks/ Bun- (when he gets his glasses and sees what the hell happened) He’s nervous, he doesn’t like confrontations, but he needs to help (Y/n)! He hurries to her, but she’s already gotten the guy on the ground. He’s relieved. He sees the bouncer coming and waits off to the side until he gets there and takes the guy so that (Y/n) can come back to him. They sit back down and try to enjoy their time together, laughing it off and focusing on other things, though he’s very complimentary of her skill and knowledge of what to do and how to take care of herself in that situation.

Dusty- No- oh hell no! He’s shortcutted the moment the guy’s hand touches her ass, and has to dodge when she throws him. She puts him in a hold faster than Dusty can react, but he still lays his skull down next to the guy, his manic grin twitching as he stares at him. “look at him, pap... he’d be good exp... heh heh... no, pap, i shouldn’t, she’s right there... she doesn’t like it when i kill people... yeah, the exp looks good... heh heh- heheheheheheheh! yeah. could follow ‘im home and get it later...” The guy is going to be scared straight, just from listening to him- even though he’s not talking to him! He’s also going to be looking over his shoulder... for the rest of his life... The one question that remains is, was Dusty really talking to Paps? Or just playing it up as psychological warfare...? Good question...

Ask Masterlist?

[g0lden-sky]

mk i was giggling and kicking my feet the entire time reading this. JAMES POTTER??! ME??!! hehehehehehehehe! i want a boyfriend like him so this is p e r f e c t! thank you for doing this, lovie!

and happy birthday again 💗🎉

my darling 💗 happy birthday (or soon to be birthday 🎉) i wanted to celebrate with you. can i get a party favor 🎁 ? i'm so curious!

i'm also gonna turn 21 soon (eek), i love writing and drawing and anything creative that involves my hands. tried crocheting recently but that was a mess 😭 i love movies. BIG movie girl here, but like not film buff. like i don't think i'm obnoxious about movies, just like bring me to the movies and i'll fall in love. i do like talking during movies i love/have already seen and only if i'm watching them at home. movie theater etiquette has to be respected lmao. i have three cats (i love them sm), i'm staring a new job as a waitress this summer which is making me nervous but i like talking to people so it should be okay, and recently since i live by the ocean i'm super excited for swimming and laying/reading on the beach 💗

thank youu 🫶🫶🫶 i love you!

Hello my darling sky! This is so fun for me to ship you and also learn so many lovely things about you!!!

No bias, I ship you with James Potter!!

Two things about James is that he loves to yap and that he cannot sit still. And when you said you like to talk during movies at home and that you love doing things with your hands I couldn’t help but think of him.

So many thoughts okay.

James encourages all of your hobbies, and since he’s RICH he pays for all of them. His only stipulation is that you make him things (write him something, draw, etc.)

I imagine many many movie nights between the two of you where you watch movies, exchanging favorites, while you drink tea (or your preference) and do something like play with legos or draw, whatever. If you guys aren’t doing an activity, you’re cuddled up on the couch and he lets you play with his hands or vice versa.

James will love all of your cats (and Sirius will be jealous). And they would love him too. Maybe sometimes more then you because he’s big and warm and cuddly.

He’d visit you at work all the time and leave you big tips and loudly say things like “wow, this waitress is so good at her job” and “aren’t you the prettiest waitress I’ve ever seen.” He brings the boys along too. And, if your muscles ache after being on your feet all day, he gives you a massage.

FINALLY. James would thrive at the beach. He’s like a little kid, so you lather him in sunscreen and he’s off to play in the waves/sand for hours while you read. If you read for too long he’s going to walk up to you, shake his wet hair on you like a dog and then pick you up and take you into the water!!!

Thanks for coming to the party!! Check out everything else here!

[awigglycultist]

hehehehehehehehe

I'll:

Drink

To

That

thatshowitgoes

S a m e s h i t d i f f e r e n t d a y

Bada bing bada boom

Wake up

'nother

dead

body

[juice-box-addict]

hehehehehehehehe

oh no..

j - johanna (quartet) - sweeney todd musical

u - united states of whatever -adam lynch

i - i don’t wanna be angry - bears in trees

c - comet - steven universe

e - eat up - foot ox

b - be - hozier

o - observation #1 - joy oladokun

x - uhhh… (mama) xmas - hot water

a - axolotl - cosmo sheldrake

d - dream sweet in sea major - miracle musical

d - devil like me - rainbow kitten surprise

i - i heard - ewy

c - can’t let go, juno - kishi bashi

t - the wizard of ahhs - blue foster

phew that was rough…

no pressure tags: @olliedoesthings @spacehippieface @the-mehlwurm @yourpastafarianpriest @twelfth-dykector and everyone i’m forgetting… :D

Tagged by @beyondamityville. Thanks, man!

Rules: Pick a song for every letter in your tumblr-URL — Tag at least as many people as there are letters in your URL

On top of the original challenge, I set myself the personal challenge of not repeating an artist (because I know myself too well and otherwise it'd probably be entirely Skindred and Rolo Tomassi)

C harlie Big Potato - Skunk Anansie

H ow to Attack the Oldest Rollercoaster in America - The Callous Daoboys

I nstant History - Biffy Clyro

E chopraxia - Rolo Tomassi

F end You Off - Zeal and Ardor

O f Blood and Salt - Gojira

F lashing Lights - Below the Neck

B e Quiet and Drive (Far Away) - Deftones

O ne of Us Is the Killer - The Dillinger Escape Plan

A Garden of Dead Flowers - Death Goals

T arot - Mort Garson

W illie Nelson - Clutch

A Horse is Not a Home - Miike Snow

T wo Months Off - Underworld

S chrödinger's Baller - Dead in Latvia

O vertime - Knower

N ostalgia - Empress AD

S econd Rodeo - Uncultivates

T rust in Trance - Vini Vici

I nfluence of a Drowsy God - Stone Sour

T he Patient - Tool

T riptych - Arcane Roots

Y our Own Worth - Lure In

M odern Club Music - Parasect

U ntil the Light - POLAR

G ame Over - Skindred

On the other hand I'm breaking the rules and not tagging that many people because my URL is too fucking long.

Tagging: @academicgangster @janetfraisersmassivestrap @boasamishipper @ghost-in-the-lighthouse @cinemaocd @ribcageteeth