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apricusapollo · 3 months ago
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eddie is a Queen bf & buck is an ABBA bf
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musical-chick-13 · 3 months ago
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I know she is a very old character, but thank you for posting about Molly Hooper, there is so much less positive/neutral/analytical content of her that you have to sift through a lot of her being just put her tag name 😭😭😭
OMG, you are so welcome!
Yeah, the way people treated this (need I remind everyone, completely fictional) woman, and indeed every woman on this show, just about, was. Ridiculous.
And I've seen people complain over the years about Molly being "passive" or "obsessed with a man" or "refusing to move on," but. I can think of several times in-canon that she stood up for herself against said man? And she did make an effort to move on. She tried dating Jim. She got engaged to Tom. Those efforts just weren't enough to fully quell her feelings for Sherlock.
Idk. I've been in that position before, where you try SO HARD to go on with your life and move on from someone, where you do everything people say to do and attempt to put your feelings somewhere else but you just...can't. It is an experience that actually happens to real people. And, yeah, the audience is allowed to take issue with the way an experience is depicted or any messages that depiction might be sending, but the complaints I've seen were literally just about the fact that this was a part of her character at all.
This show, I think, falls into the category I often see about assuming that just because there are critiques you can make about the handling of women in a show (I am STILL ready to throw down over killing off Mary and the way her relationship with John was handled before said death, as well as the fact that they never had the women interact with each other), that we should write the whole thing off as useless.
Like. The fact that Molly's character "revolves" around her feelings for Sherlock is just. Not true? Her primary function in the story is working at the morgue and providing information. Obviously she's incredibly competent. And she is consistently one of the actually nice characters in a show filled with very messy, morally grey people. That contrast is necessary to keep the show somewhat-grounded in reality, like it is trying to be. She was instrumental in Sherlock successfully faking his death, which. Again, she must be. Incredibly competent!! To do that!!! People LITERALLY just hated her for having an unrequited crush on a guy. I hate it here. Get me out.
This show was, at one point, very important to me. And I will, despite the flaws I think it has (for example, why was season 4 Like That™) go to bat for it. It's an imperfect yet, imo, ultimately entertaining show with some fun characters. It wasn't breaking any new ground, and there were some. Uh. Choices™, certainly. Just like every other TV show at the time. I know it's cool to label everything from 10 years ago as Cringe™ and dunk on this show because of an Infamous Shipper Fanbase and the so-called "conspiracy" they proliferated, and also yell at teenage girls for being loud about their celebrity crushes on the lead actor but. Guys. Please. It is not the worst thing to ever exist. Pick better battles.
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futuristicallyshadowyface · 2 months ago
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Ivy,,, Drizella,,, you have my heart
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rivilu · 4 months ago
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ok you know. the Ellu in dav crossover au is very fun but i am a little bit enchanted by the concept of him AND Rynn at once. Best of both worlds in a sense.
#posts that sound like noise to everyone but me fdjgfd#but like. yeah rynn gets to be the main leader and have an emotional connection to the world he's fighting for#while not keeping emotional distance from everyone around him jkgfh#but then you ALSO have Ellu there to make some of the tougher choices that Rynn doesn't fully trust himself to make / would come to regret#(cough minrathous/treviso cough)#and willing to shelter the blame of it too so the guilt doesnt eat Rynn alive#and companion wise Rynn would actually know what the fuck to say to Taash for example. whereas Ellu is. *gesturing vaguely*#not equipped to understand these conversations. guy barely has a sense of personhood if that- much less knows what gender is#i feel like it makes all the companion dynamics so much more interesting actually#balancing out Rynn's kind naivete with a more experienced but also much more unhinged perspective fjkgdf#wait did i just invent Alistair and Orion dynamic 2.0. ...you saw nothing fdjghdf#yeah nah not really Orion is VERY different but funnily enough would approve of Ellu's choices way more than Rynn's 😭rip little guy#but yeah the companion arcs..#some pushback on Bellara freeing the archive because unlike them both Ellu's not saddled with misplaced guilt about the ancient elves#some pushback on the griffons going back to the wardens because. Ellu's not biased 😭#(though i still think they have a much better infrastructure for breeding them and ensuring they survive so Rynn could win that argument)#ellu and rynn being the angel and devil on harding's shoulders during her quest fkgj (not that one option is bad but you get the joke)#ellu getting psychic damage after hearing the concept of lichdom is a good thing here etc#also what the situation would be with Solas in two Rook world. all potential options are hysterical#Do they BOTH communicate with him in the fade prison? they both hate his ass - does he get twice the amount of bullying?#Ellu by the standards of his world probably counts as a spirit with a body in dragon age- so how does this affect things?#does Solas hear 'THAT'S your god of trickery??? pathetic' from what he sees as a spirit of chaos#and does that give him a teensy existential crisis fghhdfgh#also fun because ellu's age is intentionally impossible to gauge because fey time bullshit but could very well be in the thousands#on technicality of time dilation at the very least#so placing that little idiot in this world is SO fun.. so many options..#'wah wah i'm the dread wolf I have no spine when i have to do what's right but my slaver girlfriend doesnt agree#but i will end a world inhabited by people because they're mortal now and i dont see them as people :( ' GET A GRIP GRADPA#-> said by guy who may be older than him
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gfwooyo · 1 year ago
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what songs would you recommend to someone who wants to know what kind of music ateez makes?
ooooh okay this is a hard question bc their discography is SO diverse I feel like they really experiment with everything but this chart (missing their latest album) is a super helpful starting place if you know what kinda vibe you prefer
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but my PERSONAL favorites that also show their range are inception, hala hala, turbulence, halazia, promise, take me home, be with you, cyberpunk, mist, guerrilla, eternal sunshine, answer, the real, django, fever, and outlaw (also shout out to silver light, youth, it's you, and crazy form from their most recent album. also everything if u like ballads and matz if u like hip hop) (it's killing me not listing more songs like it's actually painful they're soooooo good)
they're def more known for their anthemic songs and their performances but they have suuuuch a varied discography I feel like everyone could find something they like! also this flow chart is cool if u don't like that other chart
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it's missing halazia and the world series but it covers the majority!! and then finally this tiktok is a cool way to quickly see but just know even this barely scratches the surface
sorry I couldn't give u a simpler answer and info dumped but thank u for giving me the opportunity 🫂
ps. HIGHLY recommend looking for performances when u find a song u like bc they're so fucking good. mvs too if it's a title track
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which-qsmp-egg-would · 1 year ago
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There's a 2% difference between Richarlyson and Bobby (Other/Combo option) on the bulldog poll
Honestly, I'm surprised it's that far apart as is kkkkkkk
good luck for the 7 days that poll is open
o7
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sea-of-ash · 1 year ago
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Something something something etc the achingly horrifying imagery in ep 45 with Kurapika being pulled upward and absolutely entangled in his own chains gave me such visceral nausea.
It makes absolute sense what he's doing and why he's doing it, of course, but one of the things I've been figuring out while picking apart and putting together this au i'm working on for him and leorio, is that it is Impossible to separate Kurapika from his grief and anger. Understandably. What he went through and what he continues to go through is fucking terrible. But.
I just want him to be happy and enjoy the little things and appreciate his friends.. and the fact of the matter is that I don't think he knows How To unless forced into situations that demand it (exhibit a; the hunter exam, where he Has to befriend Gon, Killua, and Leorio)... which says a LOT about his priorities. He really is starving himself of happiness. So many people have told him to drop the vengeance, and I understand why he can't, but also!! He is destroying himself!! His friends and the narrative and literally everyone are trying to keep him from doing so but he simply can't imagine a world without his anger and ahhhghgh blergh
This is a long, needlessly complicated way to say I'm processing the fact that one of my favorite characters simply doesn't know how to be a human being, much less Live, and it kills me to watch how his friends care about him so much in comparison to how he treats himself. Been thinking about tombs a lot lately (probably because I'm rereading Harrow the Ninth, tbh), and Kurapika's dedication to killing off the members of the spider-- not necessarily stealing the eyes back, because that I can absolutely get behind-- but killing people... even if those people are terrible, it obviously isn't making him feel better, he dug a grave for Uvo... it feels like he's made himself into a tomb, and all he knows how to do anymore is preserve that grief and anger in order to keep himself going. Because as he said in those first few episodes, his greatest fear is that one day his anger will leave him. Because he doesn't know who he is anymore without it. Which is Horrifying, in the sense that the phantom troupe may not have been there to literally kill him alongside his clan, but I would argue emotionally and mentally... they've done the next best thing.
Anyway! Thinking about him makes me physically ill and I ought to go back to working on that au lol <3 peace
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1nm806 · 2 years ago
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jackie did i ever talk to you abt my sprace musician fic
im sure i have at some point
uve told me about the spot is in a band and race comes to see it one?
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halonicheart · 2 years ago
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𝐻𝑒𝓇 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓂𝓅𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓈. 𝐻𝑒𝓇 𝒸𝒽𝒾𝓁𝒹𝓇𝑒𝓃. 𝐻𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒.
Each of them shared a dream, a vision… The Mother Crystal chose them to embark on this journey. They started on different paths, with their own personal intentions, then somewhere along the way they found one another. Did fate bring them together? It was hard to say. Perhaps that much didn’t matter.
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manasurge · 1 year ago
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Alright you guys
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dunmeshistash · 4 months ago
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Do you know where the “mithrun is the most grizzed masculine elf take” comes from. All I think about is the changeling thing but no one calls Marcille the most masculine elf for being ripped as an orc compared to Tade. Or that he trains a lot, which is also not an inherent masculine thing. To me Mithrun doesn’t really look different to any other (male) elf we see. Is it from the extra’s or something?
Yes that take comes from the changeling transformations of both Mithrun and Senshi. The joke is the Senshi is the "most femme dwarf" and Mithrun the "most masc elf" in contrast with how they look in their original forms
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I do think the joke kinda got out of control in the game of telephone that fandom is, instead of a fun observation of how we might perceive Mithrun more feminine than he is and Senshi more masculine than he is due to our own biases based on their races it got taken way too seriously as "the only true and correct interpretation"
I don't think Mithrun is especially masculine or feminine when it comes to his personality, I understand some people have been peeved by others making him maybe too meek/girly compared to canon but I feel like the response of making him way more aggressive/manly than canon is just as inaccurate and it's kinda upsetting when I see "fandom vs (my interpretation of canon) canon" as if they're any more right for going to the extreme opposite
We don't really know if Mithrun is specially "masculine" for an elf either, the only elf that we know is especially "masc" is Otta, and we only know cause her bio says even elves mistake her for a man (I think for most of us she looks as androgynous as the others)
Here's a post discussing elf gender presentation more in depth if you're interested in the subject but all we know is that Mithrun works out a lot and is very muscular (which signals 'manlyness' for us but might not for elves) there isn't much that point out to him being especially manly or especially feminine compared to other male elves. He also has lost most of his desires and doesn't express his preferences much so I think it's safe to assume he doesn't really pick how he presents himself (clothing and such).
Other than that and being stoic (is that a super manly trait?) Mithrun is pretty average I think. He's also still super cute even as a tallman (as if looking manly would stop you from being cute)
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But another trait of him that seem to make people read him as "super manly" it's that sometimes Mithrun is scary and aggressive, I'm not even going into why that's bad (correlating aggressiveness with manliness is uh…. not great….) not even to mention he only acts that way when he's triggered by wanting to take revenge on the demon, otherwise he seems to avoid hurting others.
Related to the "Mithrun is a super manly elf" take I've even seen people argue that drawing him looking too "cute" and small is incorrect (probably just because of his tallman self) but that's how Kui draws him herself.
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I don't understand why correct others for drawing him the same way his creator does, he's designed to look this way, there's nothing to "fix" about his original design either (nothing wrong with drawing him in a way that appeals to you more tho, fanart is fanart just don't harass other people)
Anyway just to stress the point that he is very average let's compare him to Lycion and Pattadol
The average height for elves is 155 for males and 150 for females Mithrun is 155cm, Lycion is 170cm and Pattadol is 160cm, they're both taller and have a sturdier looking builds than Mithrun
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Kui often draws Pattadol specially with a sturdier build than Mithrun actually
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So no he's not the most buff biggest elf ever in any sense (although he IS a muscular elf), and I don't think the changeling transformations are too objective since they're magic. For example Pattadol as a human is pretty average even tho she's big compared to other elves (not to mention Senshi half-foot who has a huge beard that half-foots don't seem to be able to grow)
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flebdoodle · 3 days ago
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Fuck you *Sailors your Beasts*
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I got pressured into this by a certain moff-flavored friend. This is for you man.
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Design choices and closeups under the cut :3
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First is Salt, because I'm biased!!! This is based off of RP Salt, I have no idea what's going on over at Devsis headquarters. They have salt gloves because I thought it would be cool. I made their hairstyle resemble Sailor Jupiter's, and gave them little souljam motifs throughout (most noticeable in the boots) in addition to the butterfly hair clip they could never get in [RP] canon.
Sugar is next because she's the newest Beast. I had WAY too much fun giving her feather motifs on the boots and gloves. I was waffling between making them "human" or not, so that's why colored sugar doesn't have her wings (that, and it would have blocked the other Beasts, but I placed her in the back anyways so-)
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I want you to LOOK ME IN THE EYES and tell me that Bspice would wear a shirt. He would NEVER. Let his tits breathe bro. Other than that, he's wearing tights. They will get more and more ripped over time if he keeps wearing this fit. His muscle cannot be contained by anything.
Sigh. Smilk and his twink privileges (being easy to put in a skirt) winning again. I don't know how I managed to make his fit so good. My only regret is I didn't incorporate the gold into more of his design. L to him ig. I didn't give him eyes in his hair because once again. Maybe I wanted them to be human-esque. He has the tailcoat thing (?) on his skirt tho so that works out.
Mystie my beloved. You really just said "yeah sure I'll be the main character" despite being the opposite of Usagi. Outstanding work, round of applause everyone. She was the first Beast I colored, so I was STRUGGLING trying to get her Soul Jam to work (it was white because. White) eventually I just made it gold to match the original sailors' outfits and it worked??? So well??? For all of them???
Anyways. Away I go, to non-sailor moon-related things
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werevampiwolf · 6 months ago
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If this is going to Dave Bautista, make it appeal to Dave Bautista more by having the witness be a butch lesbian. Dave's mom is a lesbian and he's very supportive of the community. Also, we can always use more lesbians who don't die, as well as male-female friendships that don't end in romance. (I would also accept the butch being replaced with a trans man/transmasc and then it does end up being romantic)
(And drag is an artform; butches and trans men/mascs can perform as drag queens if they want, as well as trans women and cishet people. Drag queen-ness is all in the performance of exaggerated femininity; it's not just "cis gay men in dresses," like many people think. I know a lady in her 60s or 70s who's a diva/hyper-queen (female drag queen) who mostly performs as Drag Cher. Last I checked, she actually uses the term faux-queen, but that term has mostly been rejected by the drag community because it implies that they aren't "real" drag queens. But she's a really cool lady. Her house has Halloween witch decor all year long because she loves them, and she's just living her best life)
Help my friend is trying to convince me to start a new action comedy screenplay about a cop going rogue to protect a small-time drug dealer in witness protection and send it to Dave Bautista.
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theocddiaries · 2 months ago
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Tails: Guys, who wants to help me test my polygraph? Knuckles: Oh, me, me, me, me, me, pick me, pick me, pick me--! Amy: Knuckles, shut up, you already have the wires attached. Knuckles [looks at himself]: Cool! …What was this for??? Tails: My polygraph. Knuckles: Oh, yeah, I want to try it! Where do I talk into? And how far does it reach?? Sonic: Knucks, that’s a telegraph. This is a polygraph. Knuckles: What I said. Sonic: No, a poly--a lie detector, Knuckles. Knuckles: Aaaah. But then do I have to lie down? Should’ve tested it at home. The floor’s hard. Tails: No, it's not necessary. This will only detect small but significant changes in your physiology. Knuckles: … Amy: The machine will beep when you lie. Knuckles: Ha! It will never beep because I never lie. Beep Tails: It works. Nice! Amy: Great. Can I ask a question? Knuckles, my dear, did you eat both trays of cookies I prepared for my girls’ night last night??? Knuckles: … … Well, that question’s a trap. Because… what even is a cookie? Amy: Answer! Knuckles: It was Sonic. beep Knuckles: Fine, it was Cheese. beep Knuckles: Okay, it was me, but because I was sleepwalking. beep Knuckles [ripping the wires off]: Take this off me! This machine’s crap, it’s picking on me! Tails: No, wait, I didn’t have time to-- Sonic: Don’t worry, I’ll do it. Tails: Thanks. Amy, no more questions. Amy: I’ve got what I needed. Tails [finishes putting the wires on Sonic]: Alright. Is it Tuesday today? Sonic: …I dunno. Knuckles: Kid, you make all these gadgets, but can’t even look at a calendar?? Amy: We need to start with easy questions. Although, asking about that to Sonic… I have to call him to remind him about his birthday. [Shadow and Rouge walk up to their table with a jacket] Rouge: Hey, Blue. You forgot this at my club. Again. Amy: Speaking of birthdays, didn’t I give you that jacket?? If you don’t like it, you should’ve told me! Sonic: I do like it, Amy! Tails [types]: He’s telling the truth. Sonic: Ha! Knuckles: Not fair! That’s favoritism! Sonic: It’s just that I tell the truth. What you see is what you get with me. Shadow: A scattered mind, then. This is the fifth time this week you’ve forgotten something at Rouge’s club or her apartment. And it’s only Tuesday. Knuckles: Hey, hey! That question doesn’t count, Shadow already gave the answer! Amy: Knuckles, it doesn’t work that way… Sonic: I’m just forgetful. [points at the silent polygraph]: See? Shadow: Then hang it over your shoulders. I’ve got enough with picking up after Rouge. Rouge: Ignore him, he’s in a bad mood because he doesn’t like it when I speak facts. Shadow: I am not in a mood. I'm used to you making enough things up to make a film. Knuckles: Why didn't you tell me you were making a film?? At least for a small role. Amy: The surprising thing is that you didn’t break Tails' machine… Shadow: I mean she has too much free time. Rouge: I theorize that Sonic forgets his things on purpose so he can see Shadow more often. Sonic: Yeah, I waste hours of my time thinking about how I can spend more time with this guy becasue I love his company… [Everyone looks at the machine instinctively, but it stays silent. Sonic tenses in his seat. Shadow blushes and dashes off. Amy and Rouge exchange a glance.] Tails [taps the machine]: Uh, I think it’s really broken now… Knuckles: I’m glad. That machine was too biased. I hated it. Wouldn’t even make the top ten of your inventions. Rouge [holding back laughter]: Well, for me, it’s become my favourite one. Knuckles: Of course, you both enjoy making me look bad.
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acatalepsy-and-tea · 19 days ago
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I was just on tt (yes ik, a mistake) and came across a video discussing a theory the guy had and he mentioned the timless child and there were once again lots of comments saying they like the storyline but it would have made more sense if the Master was the child, and I'm sorry, but no, absolutely not. It makes complete sense as it is, and in fact, at least for me, the Master being the child would take away what is most compelling to me about it: The Master being so angry about the Timelords hurting the Doctor that he burns the whole planet to the ground, for them, because he loves them in such a sick way(though he would never admit this, above all not to himself). And she knows that it is because of her, and she has to deal with it. The Master also feeling utterly lost because the one thing he was sure he was (aka the Doctor's first and oldest friend) got ripped away, and he's essentially not better than all the other star-eyed people following her. Him suffering unbelievably because of that. The Doctor also suffering, though for her it's because of there is so much she can't remember. None of that would happen if the Master was the timeless child. Sure, physically (?? idk if that's the right word to use here, lol) things would go roughly the same, but emotionally they would just not be as interesting anymore, it would probably fall into the Master feeling like a god and the Doctor not giving much of a shit about this new revelation. Also the notion that that would explain why the Master can't seem to ever really die? Stupid as well. Maybe I'm interpreting what people mean with that wrong, but connection the Master's clinging-on-to-life with the qualities of the timless child kinda implies that he does so with regeneration energy which is just plain wrong? Most, if not all of their most desperate actions in this regard had little to nothing to do with that. Idk, maybe I'm biased because I really love the Master (and want them to suffer as much as possible) and therefore have a strong opinion on everything considering them, but I feel like people saying things like that have never actually thought about their character beyond the surface level of 'the Doctor's evil friend'
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quantum1mmortality · 2 years ago
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Guess who's suffering from writers block!!! No but fr I wanna write SO BAD but I just can't 😭😭 so take some twst pp hcs until I decide to work on commissions again
Not proofread idc shank me
♧CW!!! Fem reader! twst dick hcs duh, every NRC student EXCLUDING ortho, might have some other hcs too
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Riddle:
Its... cute? Idk how to explain it
He is VERY sensitive
5.5 inches
Slight curve downward
The tip is a really deep red
Cum is watery, tastes like rosewater(this is a fantasy world i can make cum taste like anything i want)
Balls aren't all that heavy, very soft and squishy tho
Likes rimming. No further comments
Trey:
EEK MY BOY
I'm gonna try not to be biased
Hes BIG tho
I know you've seen him. Let's be honest, we all know he's PACKING
So I'm gonna say a solid 7-8 inches with a nice amount of girth
No curve, but very veiny
Heavy balls. Like, HEAVY. Bros got a whole bakery in there
Soft pink tip
Cum is the normal consistency, he takes care of himself
If you're sucking him off he'll change the flavor of his cock and his cum to whatever you want (thank god for doodle suit)
Cater:
Easy 7 inches
Not too sensitive, it takes a while for him to cum
His cum is pretty thick, its all the spicy ramen he eats
Curve upward, huge thick vein going from his balls to the tip
Cum tastes salty, but not overwhelming
Will have his clones fuck you silly
Deuce:
Another small boy
I'll say 6 inches, no curve
Hes sensitive too, but not as much as riddle
He really like getting his balls sucked more than his cock itself
Cum is watery too, but it tastes good
Like sweet in a way
Tip is a light blue dont ask why
Ace:
Another small boy 😭
He is CLUELESS
Poor man is a one pump chump
5.6 inches, curve to the left
SENSETIVE. pussy got this boy on his knees
Balls squishy, balls soft?
Yes to both
His rip is red, like a blush red
Azul:
A good 6ish inches with a curve downward
Not as sensitive as you may think
I think it would be funny if the bottom of his cock had like little suckers or some shit
Tip is dark purple and he has some veins, not many tho
Heavy balls, no squish :(
Cum is thick and black bc octopus
Tastes like what watered down hand sanitizer smells like
Jade:
😨
Its slimy.
No further comment on that
No but its like wet, a lot
So is floyds but we aren't there yet
Its like lube 🥺
Okay but he's LONG
8.5 AT LEAST
He also enjoys rimming
Tip is dark cyan
Cum is slimy too
Add some borax water and sell it on etsy
Floyd:
Basically the same as Jade
Hes smaller tho
Hes 6 inches but has SO much girth
His cum is more watery than slimy and the tip is a light blue
Lots of veins too
Kalim:
6 inches
So sensitive
He begs.
Loves blow jobs but would NEVER ask for them
Heavy soft balls
A dark brown tip and there's lil red swirlies
Cum is thick
Tastes like coconut toothpaste
Jamil:
mmmmmmmmMMMMMMM
BIG
So big
Destroy me PLEASE
7.8 inches and a big curve upwards
Likes fingers in his ass, just like Kanye west
Doesn't like blow jobs he cums too quick :(
Gets overstimulated easily and when he does hes highly submissive
Cum a lil thick (its all the curry he eats)
Its yummy tho
Tastes salty and a lil sweet
Like a pretzel
Tip is a redish-brownish
Vil:
Hes a very odd case
Hes big, dont get me wrong
But mans does NOT have sex 😭
He complains it ruins his makeup
7.4 inches with a few veins
Oh yeah hes unclipped too idk why but he is
Tip is a pinky purple color
Balls got some weight, they're not sensitive
Rook:
Hes an even weirder case
Hes very big but almost NEVER penetrates you
Hed much rather be in between your legs for hours on end
Making you cum on his face gives him so much pleasure
He doesn't touch himself either
When he's eating you out he has one hand thrusting fingers into your pussy, the other hand thrusting fingers into your ass(hes an ass man I know he is) while he sucks on your clit the whole time
He cums on the sheets whenever you do bc he knows how good you feel
Hes 8.5 inches with a curve down, large vein going upward
A creme colored tip
Cum normal consistency, you don't know what it tastes like because he never let's you suck him off :(
Epel:
Small boy
Whimpers
A lot
Hes 6 inches with a curve to the left
Light purple tip bc I said so
Light balls, but no squish :(
Cum is watery and tastes like lavender oil
Idia:
Oh god
Contrary to popular belief he has a lot of stamina
He doesn't have ANY experience tho
Played a lot of hentai games but thats the extent of his experience
I think it would be really funny if instead of whispering dirty talk or praise during sex he tells you the fnaf lore
Like he'll be blowing your back out and he'll just be like "so the crying child was actually william aftons son-" and then he cums
After hes done and doing aftercare he'll quiz you on the fnaf lore
If you get any of the questions wrong he'll fuck you until you can't walk as a punishment
If you get them all right he'll eat you out for hours until you also can't walk
Win win honestly
8 inches
TIP IS BLUUUEEEEEE
Cum is thick and salty, he doesn't take care of himself
Heavy, HEAVY balls. Very sensitive
He loves blow jobs too
Leona:
8.8 inches, but if we're being real to how ACTUAL lion anatomy is hes closer to 3 inches but yall aren't ready for that convo
Not sensitive at all, it takes so long for him to cum
But when he does hes so sweet, whispering praise after praise to you and lots of kisses
Cum is normal consistency, a lil on the thicker end
Its a bit bitter with a sweet aftertaste
Hes also unclipped and I will not elaborate
Idk if lions have them but if they do then he has a knot, not as big as jacks tho
Heavy balls, they're sensitive
Brown tip, like, dark brown tip
Ruggie:
7ish inches with a curve down
Also likes eating you out
Doesn't like having his balls touched
They're cute and squishy tho
Cum is also thick and doesn't taste like anything
Tip is a light brown and has a vein going through it
Jack:
8 inches.
Has a huge knot. Physically cannot pull out when it comes to it
Cum tastes like strawberries
Doesn't let you suck him off often bc he doesn't wanna knot in your mouth
Also gets pleasure from eating you out
Tip is grey and sensitive
Malleus:
Hes also like rook in the way he'd eat you out for hours if you'd let him
But he does penetrate you
Our big dragon boy loves the feeling of being inside your tight cunt
Will probably cum if you praise him
He has 2.
One on top one on the bottom
The one on top is longer, 9 inches while the one on the bottom is 7ish, the bottom one is a lot thicker tho
He'll be so slow easing them in and almost never goes fast when it comes to sex
He sees it as love making
They both have a black tip and the cum is normal consistency, tastes like... eggs? Hardboiled don't ask
Oh yeah his cum glows in the dark
Lilia:
Idc what you guys say this man is SO EXPERIENCED
He knows how to have sex properly and can make you cum in seconds if he feels like it
7 inches, his dick is where all his height went
Because he's so experienced he doesn't cum easily
PINK TIP PINK TIP
His cum is normal consistency, a little watery maybe
Tastes like citrus
Silver:
Loves when you ride him
Likes missionary too tho
7 inches too
His tip is grey
Very sensitive and gets overstimulated easily
Hes also just very submissive in general
Cum is watery and tastes like what a new car smells like
Sebek:
LOUD
SO LOUD
CANT TAKE THIS BITCH ANYWHERE
Cries during sex
Loves when you pull his hair
Does he have horns? If he does they're very sensitive
Cums if you touch them
Hes a crocodile right
Nah he has horns
8 inches no other comments
GREEN TIP
Cum is thick and bitter
We love him tho
Balls squishy
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A/n: im so fuckibg tired god help me
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