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Important! Your pet's RFID chip number might have been disconnected this week.

Is your pet chipped? They should be. Do you know who made the chip?

Pet RFID chips are so small that there's really only room on them for a serial number. When your lost pet is brought to a shelter or a vet's office, they can scan the chip, read that number, and then type it into a program that draws from a series of linked databases to find your name and phone number. That's how they find you, and tell you that Silly Lilly von Wigglesbottom has gone wandering, and she's safe and sound, and would you come get her, please?

Texas-based Save This Life, which provided chips to vets and shelters all across the US, has all at once and abruptly gone dark; their database is just gone. Their customers were not given warning and so did not know to change their registration to another company. A lot of animals have basically become anonymous now.

If you don't know what company you've been using, call your vet's office and ask what pet chip number they have on file. If the chip number starts with 991 or 900164, it's probably a Save This Life chip.

If it turns out yours is one of the affected cases, the chip itself will still be fine! There's no need to add another, or anything like that. You'll just need to transfer the number to another company, and your vet should be able to recommend the one that they like the best.

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Listen I chose this name I test-drove it I etched it onto my flesh I found the syllables and phonemes That suited my soul best I chose this name From every available list And you will never speak to me again If you do not call me this.

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If you have achieved something, please remember to observe a mandatory period of basking in the warm glow of your achievement like a lizard on a stone, lest you teach your brain that effort is futile, actually, because it didn't get to enjoy its happy chemicals, so, naturally, nothing good ever comes of trying. (And no, avoiding punishment is not a reward!)

I recommend, like, 5% of basking time in relation to whatever time you invested into achieving the thing minimum. And if you can't make your own bask, friend-brought is fine (= tell your friends!).

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Okay now that you guys have liked Lil Nas X, Megan thee Stallion, Kendrick Lamar AND Doechii. Surely you can listen to rap now. Surely you see the merits of the genre. Surely.

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She forgot she had children

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Fuck it. I'm doing it again. Except this time you'll probably fucking learn something, nerds. Spin the wheel. If you don't know what you landed on, look it up. Fill your brain with facts. Hallelujah.

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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

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The fascists are your enemy.

There are more of us than there are of them.

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The concept of "spyware" has disappeared from the common internet lingo after it became the case that the word could now be used to describe nearly every major website and a huge percentage of the most commonly-used software.

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pretend you're a college student looking at dorm options. you are between two. both options are co-ed and the same price.

option A is a double-as-single, meaning it's the size of a two person room, with just one person. the building has private bathrooms and showers, but they aren't in the rooms (so each individual toilet/shower is its own room). it is closer to campus than your current room.

option B is a single room with its own bathroom. it's just a single room, so it's a bit smaller (plus the bathroom takes up some space). however, private bathroom. it's also a decent bit further from campus (also pretend you have bad feet and walking hurts).

which option would you choose?

option A

option B

i want a bald dorm

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What a time to be alive.

Happy Black History Month to all and to all a good night ❤️🖤💚