#{ uhhhh }

[monoisbored]

... at least they know how the game works!

[gigglesnorts]

this textpost and me and a friend's answers were so vivid in my mind that I went and bought new oil pastels to do it in three hours this morning

okaay so there is a bird and it is clutching a pearl within one of its talons. now what colour is the bird and what colour is the pearl? and what colour is the sky it soars through? your first answer only.

[catrical]

in respect to the resurgence of tim drake obsession

[vannyinthestars]

Are you in need of a distraction after the events of TGR? Have any interest in a AFTG Shadowhunter AU fic with mediocre writing? New Clip the Wings of the Phoenix chapter out now 😗

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62374687/chapters/162753958

[gyxtar0luvs]

Happy late birthdayyyyy! @eggcromancer

[definitelyn0tgrace]

siouxie sioux more like

Siouxsie Sioux in 1988

[vigilante-apologist]

Main character trios are meant to end up as a polycule and you can’t change my mind

[riverthebooknerd]

"but why do you even ship them-" IT BRINGS ME JOY AND WHIMSY!!!!!!!

[ciderjacks]

dwarven brew

+

[wormsical]

uh yeah I sure hope it does

[d0not-disturb]

Who are these DIVAS 💜

[your-average-art-dealer]

Gay Hedgehogs

that's it, that's the whole post

get got

[pupboyxander]

“awe poor lil pup, you seem so restless. do you want something, puppy?”

“you can look at me and whine all you wanna, i can’t give you want you want til you ask. oh i know it’s so embarrassing having to say what you want, hm? c’mon, speak, pup. i know you can do it”

“good boy! awe did that only make you needier? so adorable, squeezing your legs together because you want to be filled so bad. be good, lay down and spread those legs for me.”

“god you sound so pretty when i slide into you angel, such a pretty little pup.”

“fuck, you’re taking me so well. keep making those pretty noises for me puppy, you feel so good on my cock.”

“you want more? you want me to touch your cock while i fuck you? what a greedy pup. get on all fours for me.”

“such a little puppy in heat, begging so desperately for me to breed you. who am i to deny my pup my cum when he just needs it that badly?”

“fuuck, just like that. oh god, yes, grind against my hand while i fill you up, good boy.”

“getting close, puppy? you want to cum? beg.”

“goood boy, that’s it angel, just like that. god you feel so good, pulling me in deeper, cumming all over my cock.”

hhh thinkin….a lotta thoughts rn…..

[samgatinho]

AU thing im cookin and ill probably never finish

i love shitposting

[socksran]