#[and also whatever tf is going on with God and the Professor

[crispycreambacon]

Spice In, Time Out!

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Wanna read a semi-crack fic about Beef Boy hanging out with a bunch of puppets? Maybe even do a little ramen challenge with his little blue fuzzy nerd friend? You're in luck, 'cause I wrote 6500 words of exactly that!

Among those thousands of words are a bunch of cool stuff such as:

Puppet shenanigans! Two of them may have planned to kill their friends (disclaimer: that murder will not be shown in the fic)

Actual history??? Yeah that's right you're gonna get hit with a Puppet History-style question so STUDY UP ON THE HISTORY OF RAMEN (or not) 👹

God being the worst! Again! They may have actually killed someone (disclaimer: that murder WILL be shown in the fic)

God/Professor allegations. Whether those allegations are true or not will be up to you

Overall a (hopefully) funny and wholesome bonding time between everyone at this table. They're all friends! :]

If all of that sounds like a jam to you, you can read the fic via clicking here, clicking the title, or searching up "Spice in, Time Out!" by crispycreambacon on AO3.

I hope y'all will enjoy this fic! I'm pretty proud of how it turned out especially since I was honestly not feeling it at the start and even contemplated not publishing it at all. Even if you don't read it, I hope you enjoy the art (bonus doodles down below btw!) and I hope you'll have a schmaculous day!

[occamstfs]

Follow Your Nose

Robin's not happy about visiting his student's frat house but with each heady breath he finds new pleasures to be gained from the experience.

Another Musk based Frat TF! Not breaking new ground but I like how this one turned out haha! Also in the wake of my contest I'm restarting the queue on my other blog so if you want to see what I read/have any burning questions send them over there! Hope you enjoy this little scent-centric romp! -Occam

Robin hated being on this side of campus; he doesn't know why on Earth he agreed to do a homecall for office hours. Totally unprofessional of course, but the grad student was simply so tired of sitting in his cold office for nary a soul to show up. When Carlos reached out asking for some one on one assistance the T.A. agreed to venture to what he was told was a common study area. What Carlos hid from Robin was that it just so happened to be his frat’s living room. 

The researcher almost turned around and rain checked as soon as he saw. But after Carlos texted to thank him for his help, whatever scholarly version of the Hippocratic oath he took compels him to continue onward despite himself. It of course doesn’t hurt that the slightly younger man seems to have been made in a lab to attract Robin. Though the professional has done his absolute best to remain professional and push down the repressed desire. Though as he steps in this is made far more difficult.

Carlos welcomes him into the frat house clad in a far too tight, clearly stained, tee and what seem to be, impossibly gaudy, similarly tight, athletic shorts. Immediately Robin’s face sears with blush and the smirk that is almost always at home on Carlos’ face grows wider. Before the fratty fiend can get a word in the grad student speaks up, fighting through an embarrassing voice crack, “uHm- Mr. Esperanza if you wouldn’t mind, could you change into something more appropriate for our session?” Carlos tilts his head, deliberately exposes his midriff as he scratches it. After a moment he laughs and answers remembering why he’s dressed like this, “Oh sure sure no problema bro.” 

Robin’s eye twitches as his student opts for bro rather than his title, name, or anything vaguely respectful. The T.A. hears the man’s hands scratching thick hair out of sight before he sniffs his hand and rubs his jaw, continuing, “It’s just uhhh, my laundry’s still in the machine so this is all I could throw on before you got in huhuh.” Robin holds his tongue from deriding the man’s shoddy planning, I mean for god’s sake they had an appointment!

So intent on hiding his attraction to, and irritation at, his student, Robin doesn’t quite catch the glint in his eye as Carlos offers an idea, “if you wouldn’t mind, uhhh, professor? You could go grab me some pants or somethin’” Not wanting to correct Carlos’ switch up to a title far loftier than his own and before he can even humor the idea that he’d wander deeper into the frat house, the bro thanks him as if he’s already agreed. “Thanks much lil bro- I’ll get us all set up here. It’ll be the third door on your right but you can probably just follow your nose hahah!”

Robin squints his eyes at the brazen assumption that he’d do anything of the sort. And yet, preferring anything to confrontation, he acquiesces with a sigh. The faster they start the faster Robin’s out of here. But a step down the hallway his nose wrinkles as he realizes that Carlos was not being cute, he can genuinely smell the laundry room far down the hall. Taking a deep breath and centering himself before the air is full of more musky sweat than oxygen, he shifts his jaw in irritation at the situation he stumbled himself into and presses onward.

Robin pushes open the unreasonably heavy door of the laundry room and enters. He hears the door slam but keeps his eyes forward as he endeavors to spend as little time in here as possible. Pushing down rational questioning of why he is doing this, in his haste he makes the mistake of opening the washing machine rather than a dryer that would presumably hold Carlos’ clothes. Before he even realizes his mistake he is almost blasted back by the potent musk spilling out of the drum. Choking out a ‘why wasn’t this run…” as his eyes glaze over and he is overwhelmed by the scent.

It’s as if there are more particles of sweat in the air than, uh, air. His mouth falls open to avoid smelling but that only heightens the experience and leads to him taking deeper breaths. Despite everything in him screaming to leave now, Robin feels himself drawn towards the machine that simply must have been intentionally compiled to smell as musky as possible. As the seconds pass Robin feels his body begin to move of its own accord, like an out of body experience he sees himself inch closer to the machine. There’s a struggled swallow as he is suddenly conscious that he is drooling at the scent of the frat’s dirty laundry.

When his hand reaches into the filthy load of laundry he feels his autonomy return and he quickly draws back. Clothes almost crunchy with sweat, and other substances, he stands stunned as he tries to understand what he just did, why he did that. Only then does he notice that he is so hard that anyone who glanced in his direction would notice. It almost hurts as his cock strains against his underwear and pulses with deep need. 

Priority rapidly shifting to hiding his massive erection should Carlos stumble in Robin opts to adjust his pants. Rather than doing it surreptitiously as he would usually do, he shoves his hand directly in his underwear in a manner distinctly boorish. Notably he also plods around his underpants with his dominant hand, the same one that only just left the frat’s collection of their dirtiest tops, bottoms, and drawers.

Stained hand now touching his cock he is overwhelmed with the desire to never remove it from this spot again. Drool still pooling in his mouth, Robin almost forgets his surroundings as cock seems more impressive than it’s ever been before now. Or no, his hand seems larger, rougher, more powerful. He squints as the seconds pass and the sensations continue to shift before he looks down to find that his bulge is indeed larger than he has ever seen it. Biting his lip he glances at the door and, demonstrating his clearly fading rationality, decides ‘fuck it’ and pulls out his cock.

Haloed with pubes that are growing thicker, spreading further, with each quivering breath and graced touch from his stained hand. Pre drips from the head of his thicker cock as it stands high, beginning to rival the length of his forearm as it inches longer with each heartbeat, each uncontrollable pulse. He cups his balls to remove them from his underwear and is again struck dumb. God they’re itchy. 

He scratches at them as his nails almost draw back into his hand, to the eye of an observer they shift from manicured to the deliberately uncared for, dirty nails of a frat bro. Thus he must dig even deeper to satisfy his itching balls as long, thick curls begin to spread across them. Each drag across finds them larger than they were less than a second before. Each mindless scratch they hang lower, stretch his sack larger as his balls begin to rival the size of eggs and churn to fill him with hormones that will make it all the harder for him to think his way out of this, or any, room. 

Despite his mind awash, feeling his hand begin to mindlessly move to start masturbating in this frat’s laundry room he regains his senses. Fear suddenly overwhelms his lusts and need for pleasure as he tries to inspect his body. Looking down at his hands he finds they both have changed and the horrors have not stopped there. Thick dark hair and a haphazard tan have spread up his forearms and as he feels heat begin to burn on his bicep it’s clear this is a situation still ongoing. Robin struggles to stand and falls over on his face, squarely landing in some brute’s discarded briefs. Fighting back a smirk as he is inoculated with a direct dose of his frat brother’s musk, Robin rolls over in fear of the changes that must be about to begin on his face.

His nose adjusts as memories of breaking it twice assert themselves into his mind. Rob feels his biceps bulge against his forearms as he raises his hands to his face. Grunting and ignoring how much deeper his voice is as it echoes in the room, he talks to himself to begin his flight, “Mrgh, I gotta, get out of here.” Trying to pull his pants up, before they can even struggle to cover his monumental bulge and increasingly cushioned ass, his jeans are caught on his thighs. Muscle and fat press larger as they become two massive meaty trunks. Dropping the pants to inspect his suddenly impressive legs he flexes them and goes weak at the knees as desire tries to take over once more. 

Rob only just fights these rising instincts and makes for the door. Then does he find the most clearly sinister aspect of this situation yet, it’s locked. His uhh, boy? His bro. Yeah his bro trapped him in here. Fuckin’ Carlos did this to him on purpose he bets. Leaning against the door he finds his breathing suddenly inhibited by the tight shirt that he’s been wearing. Seeing his waist has apparently filled out, his stomach quivers with butterflies. He’s always been envious of his bro’s forms but man he looks just as killer huhuh. His widening upper body sends tears through the shirt without his hands even needing to tear the top off. 

Dressed in nothing but torn shreds on the floor of the, er his, frat’s laundry room Rob’s clouded mind observes the final touches of his new form. Weighty pecs pulse larger and hang over his new thick torso. Hamhock thighs frame a bulge that would make any mouth water. He scratches stubble growing thicker on his face while he begins to thoughtlessly masturbate against the laundry room door. Stretching his neck as it thickens to hold up a head growing thicker and mind growing duller, his mouth falls open and he appreciates the musk of his bros as if it's the most pleasant thing in the world to him. Were this the rest of his life the horny bro wouldn’t mind. Rubbing his torso as thick curls begin to decorate him like a beast. Treasure trail stretching from pubes thicker than foliage. He raises his free arm to bathe in his own musk.

His mouth waters as he realizes he doesn’t need to use these other’s fucker clothes to get off! He’s got the sweet stuff right here. Any shreds remaining of the prudish, frat-phobic teacher’s assistant vacate as he delights in his own pit. Thickening curls spread outward from deep in his pits as a truly voluminous mass begins to press out from under his arms. His tongue stretches out from his mouth into the jungle as it grows thicker, perpetually soaked in his new musk. And then Rob loses control. Decorating the walls and himself and finally adding his own mess to their little ode to locker rooms everywhere. 

Tongue out enjoying himself in what is apparently his new home, sweat begins to pool under the man’s discovery of new delights. It seems like forever for him but in reality, a few minutes later he feels the door push into him, “Yooo bro what’s takin’ you so long?” Carlos opens the door and pinches his nose to avoid the stink of the room and the overpowering scent of Rob’s first time.

 Rob’s dumb smirk and glazed eyes meet Carlos’ mischievous grin and the new brother speaks in his new bass, “Uhhh, didn’t you lock me in here bro?” His brother stifles laughter and ruffles Rob’s sweaty new haircut, “You dumbass huhuh- It’s a pull door.” It takes a few seconds for Carlos’ words to sink in but after realizing that he simply forgot how doors work he joins in laughing loud enough to shake the foundations of their frat house. “Brooo huhuh!” 

“Now throw something on so we can figure this shit out!” Rob goes to grab clothes from some stray hamper filled with someone’s dirty laundry and heads out. Walking out of his musky captivity, Rob finds a new warmth fill him as he wanders into the house, into his house. The frat didn’t quite need a new member but Carlos is more than happy to make the most out of his new brother. Not all of them are so unabashedly into their own musk but judging by Rob’s changes and the already returning erection in his shorts, Carlos can’t wait to see what the two of them will get up to in their new lives together.

[am-i-sans]

dnd adventures 32

once more we discovered the power of the soundboard. raz is gonna be late so no undyne for now! INFERNO IS BACK lol. suzy tackles him covered in mud lol. cam just waves lol. mud fight!

annika looks up and waves too lol. 'who the fuck is this nerd?' suzy shoves mud in his face again. cam is avoiding the fight to stay clean lol. inferno's cat jumps on him and inferno shoves it into the mud what a prick. it just meows at him then walks away.

dans feeds the cat and now it loves him <3 cam says its infernos familiar probably. he grumbles he doesnt want it. 'get familiar'd idiot.' frog pets the cat and demands inferno for the name. suzy shoves him demanding a name. cam feeds the cat and it purrs at them too.

vani tries to befriend the cat! they bap each other gently awww. dans and cam are talking about frogs future. the cat gets tired and curls up in frogs lap and goes to sleep. vani lays his head by frogs feet. dans asks frog if they thought of a name. cam offers dess some of their food then went eeby deeby.

we finish dinner and go to sleep. dans makes breakfast! undyne had the map so...uhh were fucked. frog named the cat shadow-fang. dans informs everyone undyne had the map and he doesnt know where to go. tori says she has a spell that can let us know the area for 3 miles. frog speaks up and reminds tori she can talk to trees! 'your the lorax.' thanks inferno. 'i wrote the lorax.' thanks dans.

it says theres a cave system 20 miles that-away. thats a days walk. annika just starts walking lol. dans takes down the camp after calling her back lol. tori asks if there are any threats in the area. group of bullywugs that think their the rulers of these lands.

annika once more walks off lol. dans has to remind her that dans is like half in the mud he needs to catch up. inferno is being mean to his cat asshole. we hear loud croaking, but frog has been doing it but now its loud af. frog people appear!

frog jumps into tori's arms. tori uses comprehend languages. one of them points a spear at us and tells us were coming with them. tori stands her ground and tries to hide the kids. of course she readies flameblade.

dans casts frostbite and it hits. it drops dead instantly. all the other frogs start screaming. annika firebolts but misses. inferno also misses lol. dess casts snowballs but only hits 1 of them and it drops dead. the rest run tf away! weaklings lol. 'welp that happaned. everyone ok?' suzy says it was hilarious lol. annika looks shaken so dans pats her on the back and tells her to take a second.

annika tries to claim shes fine but dans tells her to take a second anyway. 'your not used to this are you?' thanks tori. she is not xD she just graduated give her a break. dans says her professors should take them out in the field but she says they didnt learn for combat only for learning. dans calls thats odd. she says she wanted to use the magic to study. tori asks what was gonna be practical with it. she says it was for study! inferno calls her a nerd.

annika asks if we just leave the bodies there. 'what you wanna eat them or something?' thanks dess xD off we go! tori tells annika we dont go out to start fights, inferno is just a bastard. annika asks how we got together and dans says we got cursed by a god to fix a problem. 'you ever heard of Moss.' frog has to tell inferno moss is who we work for xD he tries to leave again, even tho undyne isnt here, since moss is now dans patron the curse works on him too lol. welcome back inferno. annika is so surprised!

dans informs annika of his cousin spingledorf ripping a hole in the universe. the frog people show up! were following them this time for whatever reason. UNDYNE IS BACK FROM EEBY DEEBY! she lands in the middie of everyone and soupnik reappears. the frogs are screaming again. 'oh hey undyne welcome back!' undyne is readying for combat lol. dans tells undyne their pathetic weaklings he could even kick over and were just seeing whats happening. also telling undyne inferno is here lol. undyne punches inferno in the face when he threatens fireball. soupnik follows us in the air.

we remind undyne she had the map lol. tori says we should make extra maps lol. the frogs calm down when soupnik doesnt kill them and lead us away. undyne dragging inferno by his hair lol. dans sends a prayer to moss asking if they can kill inferno. undyne says its a maybe since moss doesnt answer xD

we arrive at a little town, not well built. welcome to florida. we come to the center its like a throne made from rotten wood. theres a bigger frog with a necklace on the throne. tori's spell still works. the queen frog greets us and wants our treasures and magical artifacts. yeah no. dans asks why they want that stuff and she says they need status symbols to outdo the other tribe. undyne asks if thats all they wanted. undyne calls for soupnik cause yeah were just gonna go. the frogs begin screaming again. the queen starts bitching so dans shoots the crown off the queen. dans tells the queen he couldve killed her as undyne flips her off. undyne tosses them some junk chainmail as we leave.

on our way to the cave! we discuss swamp shit and undyne realizes tori and frog dont wear shoes xD we made it yay! its a cave so undyne yeets inferno inside. suzy also runs in lol. the rest of us follow. dans gives tori a glowing rock in case they get seperated.

annika says to explore in groups. undyne grabs inferno lol. tori takes suzy. dans and dess go with undyne and annika is stuck with tori. undynes team is going left. we all have shit passive perception xD a spiderweb misses inferno from above! dans looks up and sees a giant spider. dans gets a quick eldrich blast on it. it falls off the ceiling so undyne swipes at it. dans keeps examining the ceiling looking for more spiders. inferno sees a tiny spider and steps on it.

team tori! just walking along to the right. annika looks excited to be here lol. they continue down the corridor. tori hears someone called lukas calling for someone named nella behind her. she whips around to look. she doesnt see anything and steps toward the noise goddamn. no one else heard anything.

team undyne gets to the end of the tunnel and theres more spiders! and eggs! dans says to smash the eggs. we force inferno to set them on fire lol. good job. we turn around to catch up with the other group.

cutting back to tori. suzy turns around and runs off! tori tries to follow suzy. annika keeps going oh no. we catch up to suzy! undyne grabs her as she tries to run past. she said she heard her pack :( undyne says they definitely arent here or would probably be alive. dans says we didnt hear any wolves at all. she looks sad oh no! undyne says were just gonna keep going all we found was spiders we burnt. dans says spiders dont get that big without eating people, then asks where annika went. gotta go find her lol.

undyne just keeps carrying inferno and suzy while she rushes a head. the rest of us keep walking ahead way behind undyne. dess sees the shadows around the cave get deeper and darker yet darker. inferno hears a girls voice calling for 'ellie' and asking him to come play! tori hears teya calling for her to come inside ;-; dans hears a very quiet 'dad?' wtf moss leave him alone.

inferno goes limp for a second then shakes it off. "nono fuck no." (undyne doesnt notice or care lol) the sound is coming ahead. hes fighting against undyne he does NOT wanna go there. 'fuck this we gotta go.' undyne says shes gonna kick him if he keeps fighting. he stops but he looks uncomfortable.

dans is frozen in place and biting his lip hard enough to bleed. (if he was sans here his eyes would be blacked)

dess looks at the growing shadows but doesnt react otherwise.

tori walks back calling out for teya "your back?"

frog also turned back but instead tries to get tori's attention. 'somethings happening.' no shit tori.

undyne sees a doppleganger! another undyne. our undyne stops and is like wtf. suzy and inferno dont see it. she puts down suzy and grabs her sword. suzy is like wtf cause she doesnt see anything. undyne is like 'you dont see me?' they tell her theres nothing there. she throws undyne at the copy and he just goes right through it lol.

other undyne speaks up 'why did you do it?' 'uh what?' 'whyd you kill all those people?' undynes just confused shes killed a lot of evil people. shes thinking hard. the doppleganger is so pissed lol. 'undyne who the fuck your talking to?' 'the weird illusion is asking why i kill people, weird.' the 3 are arguing now and ignoring the doppleganger lol. she fuckin leaves! 'oh cool she left. that was dumb.'

annika comes around the corner 'did you guys hear a cat?' undyne points out infernos cat. 'i thought i saw MY cat.' undyne says the cave is making illusions and shit. then she realizes the others are probably experiencing this shit too. undyne looks at her hands and sees blood oh no. welp she doesnt like this. shes not gonna look at it nope. heading back to the others. she forgets to drag inferno lol. suzy grabs inferno and says they should go lol.

tori tells frog to stay back as she heads toward the voice. dans manages to speak and says tori shouldnt go that way, she knows that teya is gone. she ignores him too dammit. off she goes. teya is still calling for tori. tori notices a little opening she didnt notice before and uses detect magic. nothing. teya is still calling. 'mum made pie!' welp. dans is going to try and find tori. frog and dess follow too.

meanwhile suzy and inferno are bullying undyne lol.

tori sees her old house. kids playing. older teya? tori finally clicks this is wrong. 'your not real.' 'w-what do you mean im not real?' 'you died a long time ago.' teya's ear falls off. tori tries to get out the opening. shes out yay! we see tori stumble but we cant see the opening she just got appeared. shes crying oh no! dans gently places a hand on her head. she tries to compose herself, shocked. undyne finally arrives!

she tries to tell us how fucked the cave is. 'were well aware.' frog hugs tori. undyne sees dans is bleeding. he says the pain keeps him grounded. undyne tries badly to comfort tori lol. frog shakes her head at undyne. dans asks where suzy is. 'aw fuck.' that snaps tori out of it. 'you left the 3 of them alone?!' 'i uh got turned around.' we gotta go get them lol. undyne reminds tori its not real. frog asks if undyne is ok and undynes like yeah. (shes not.)

see ya next time for the horrors!

[marvellousinternethideout]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

Season 2

Ep 12 - Bad Eggs

Something is gonna happen in the mall, isnt it?

Welp. There you go I was spot on. The cowboy hat guy is supernatural. A vampire.

Yes, buffy save the poor girl.

Buffy always has something smartass remark before she kills a vampire. Everytime.

Xander and Cordelia. Kissing in the closet. Still hating each other. Still fighting, saying they dont need this but they can't stay away from each other so in reality, they in fact, need this. Back to snogging I guess.

Lmao, so they are having a sex banter in the classroom. What a foreplay. The sex is gonna be bed breaking.

Taking care of the baby (egg), the classic.

They massacred a village before they became a vampire!!? Buffy do not underestimate them.

"please, like angel and I are helpless slaves to passion, grow up", also buffy passionately makes out with angel on her job, doing absolutely no hunting.

Buffy girl do some hunting and slaying, they're literally sitting on the tree.

What's up with the egg?? What's in it?

Bitch, whatever it's ugly and creepy. Also, Buffy is in danger.

What's with this two killer vampires? They're weird.

What did that egg do to her!? She's fine(I mean not really) but what it did to her?

She's talking funny. Oh, it's both willow and buffy. So probably everyone.

Xander and Cordelia and they know just one word now, closet. Say closet and they're gone.

And its bangel make-out session again.

Ohhhh, its getting awkward and having hard talks. Babies, future. Damn you two poor stars crossed lovers.

Damn buffy. I love the passionate confession and It's lovely and sad but you can't have a life with angel.

It's either Cordelia and xander or a dead body or our security is gonna die.

Yup. Security just died. It's the professor isn't it?

Holy mother of God, the egg broke, in front of buffy and wtf was that? What the hell is that ugly spider thingy?

Yuck, she just killed it and yup, she just killed it.

Nah willow, check your egg. You're not safe, Oh fuck, too late for that. What did the egg do to willow!?

Joyce I get you but your daughter is the chosen one so get a life.

Cordelia just shut up.

Oh so xander got saved because he boiled it.

Oh no not everyone's egg. Xander is also yuck. It's everyone's egg.

Oh, so it's both Cordelia and willow and the rest of the school. Welp, it's a war from insects or whatever tf it's called.

Giles is also fine, right? Oh no he isnt. And neither is joyce anymore. Fuck! It's everyone now.

Oh thank God, buffy and xander are fine. Now go save everyone.

What exactly are these demon children building or well they're not building, they're collecting the eggs and setting their mummy free.

It's time to behave like them. Move like a zombie them. Blend in. Yes, go xander became one of them.

Oh cmon not the right time cowboy vampires, either help her or get the hell out.

Who made Willow the leader of mummy land.

Help buffy you freaky vampires.

YUCKS! WHAT KIND OF CREATURE IS THIS? GIRL RUN!

OH FUCK NOOOOOOO! DID THE MUMMY JUST TOOK BUFFY WITH HER?

Or wait did buffy killed the main mummy? You, she did. Good job slayer.

Joyce, there was a gas leak, ffs, give her a break, why aren't you more worried?

Grounded or not, buffy will get her Angel fix of the day. Alright, girl, we get it, you're horny and in love and he's good.

Also, now I've a question, well lots of it. Who gave schools the eggs?? Like, where did the eggs come from, did the teacher just collected them from the basement because the school is a cheap ass hoe Or did someone deliberately delivered these eggs for this purpose, if yes, then who is it? Damn, how it really happened? Someone tell me.

Well, another day, another episode and again, I loved it. This was a less intense episode then the last one and not the main plot focused, nevertheless I enjoyed it.

We had a lot of bangel, well more like bangel make out sessions, also xander and cordelia's make out sessions. I think this is the episode with most make out and kissing yet in BTVS. Not much of willow, which was weird as she was also possessed.

The plot was cool, ofc couldn't predict it but still was surprise. Gotta say the killing of the mummy in the end was pretty anticlimactic, like that was too fast and easy. I get it that she's the slayer and all but still she just did it like nothing. Also, how did she kill it?

The massacre vampires were a useless addition, they brought nothing to episode and had no point of being there. What the hell was the point of them in this episode? I just kept thinking how would they tie to everything else and nothing, I thought they would help buffy in the end but nothing. Why exactly were they in there? Unless BTVS brings them(or well just him as one died) then I can see but other than that it was just useless.

Joyce is sometimes getting on my nerves. Like, a gas leak and her first thought would be if her daughter is okay, instead it's why weren't you where I told you to be? Like some concern would be good.

I guess that's it, loved the bangel in this episode, we finally have them. Xander and Cordelia are still happening. No spike or drusilla in this episode. No jenny either. No oz either.

Well, that's it, see ya in the next one, cheers 🥂

[storiesofsvu2-0]

l & o thursday

Okay…. Happy Thursday. Y’all know the drill.

Also yay city tv for airing these in the wrong order as per usual… I don’t know how much of a 2 parter svu and oc are but we’re getting oc first here…

Ah. Yes. Okay. They are completely and totally related and im getting part 2 first. Love that. Why is citytv like this?

Are we just jumping into this without addressing the Kathy hallucination or whatever that was? Seriously?

Ah! Okay, here we go. Thank you.

Ugh god. Elliot just get over your manchild bullshit already. im sick of it

Elliot reacting like that over Oscar papa… homeboy clearly doesn’t know about William lewis…

k… I lowkey trust bell talking with the perp but like… her lawyer is there, she’s lawyered up… any ada on svu would be having a field day right now… like… these are two cops. They can’t be making deals. Just cause they say they wont press charges or whatever the da might still have to…

man… I adore Ayanna so fucking much. I also love how little she holds back facial expressions, like… same girl… same…

bruh… if you thought this was a JOKE why would you put down FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS?!

Bobby and his sandwich LOOOLL.

“it’s attempted murder not the express checkout line.” Yup. Bell has the best one liners.

This episode is giving major criminal minds vibes. And then amanda is going to be brought in as a “profiler” like… cmon… (also I don’t even wanna talk about that… like…her being a professor is already ridiculous. But to also be a profiler? Like… sure she’s smart and has a forensics degree but she aint that smart…she would be a terrible profiler…)

They’re STILL making fast and furious movies?! Jfc.

“carisi can’t keep his mouth shut” and “she left me a message” ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Like, those two were BESTIES, and you’re telling me they wouldn’t actually keep in touch?! Esp over something like this? Like noah, billie and jessie had play dates all the time, they hungout together, carisi still works with liv. This is so fucking dumb. Like… yes I get it, if you leave a job you start another one and might not keep up with the people you used to from the previous ones, but the ones who really mean something keep in touch. This is something that drives me INSANE about tv shows cause a cast member will leave and it’s as if the characters will NEVER see each other again. I get it, sometimes the actors can’t come back or don’t want to, but like… a mention here or there, a sense of reality?? It’s no wonder Liv is always alone and mopey over shit. Life is a two way street ma’am, if you keep shutting out people who “leave” you then guess what? You’re not gonna have anyone left! (still don’t condone Elliot’s behaviour but like… we don’t’ care about him here)

Mothership:

“you’re bleeding.” “yeah… bullets’ll do that to you” *proceeds to collapse*

So naturally I was not paying that much attention, but why tf did they only charge him with one count of murder? He should have also been charged with attempted murder of the other girl and attempted murder/assault of a police officer?

Anyway. Now it’s svu time. Bring me my bebes.

Jesus that’s fucking terrifying. Could you imagine coming across that on a run?! Jesus.

Carisi was so friggin cute when he spilt the beans to liv, fucking adorable.

I got distracted making gifs. Oops.

Loving muncy and churlish partnered up, their banter and shit is good, I accept

Liv being all “doesn’t everyone in staten island know each other” and carisi pulling her chain is hilarious

Omg these girls are both like fucking 5 foot nothing and 90lbs and elias is a giant this is not gonna end well…

Thank god churlish kept the gun on him, smart girl.

Okay I think some of this is less intriguing to me because ive already seen OC

Oh god..joe is yelling… im turned on…

They literally put muncy in a plaid shirt that has the bisexual flag colours on it… COME ON.

HOLY SHIT. Christ. I KNEW SOMETHING LIKE THAT WAS COMING. Muncy needs a hug, and probably some therapy…

I absolutely do not want Velasco and muncy together. That being said. I would adore muncy and churlish or Velasco and churlish.. but I cant decide which one I like more…

Welp, that’s it for tonight. Maybe see you next week.

[dontsendmebacktojail]

scrunklies supporting scrunklies

anyways info dump time

below the keep reading bar or whatever its called, is a transcript from me explaining the au to my friend

transcript from conversation between me and a friend:

(also disclaimer this was rlly late at night and i talk funny lol)

me: ok so most of this follows along my playthrough of the game and canon events

carls gets ripped out of his universe and thrown into a dimensional portal, hes falling in this void and confused af then full on god pulls up, gives him a phone, and tells him to "seek all pokemon" or stuff

carls is like wtf no thats great i love pokemon but no i have a home and friends and family i dont wanna endanger my loved ones just for a fun adventure

anyways carls lands on this beach, confused and delirious

professor laventon, the classic professor in every pokemon game, finds carl while chasing 3 pokemon (the starters) and yeah hes passed out on the beach

he wakes carl up and is like shit you good and carls like yeah and hes like wow a full grown man on prelude beach uh ok

so then hes like uh can you help me catch these pokemon? carls like uh sure ig (he would be ecstatic normally but unfortunately hes dissociating hard at that moment cus lmaooo where am i)

carl catches them and laventons like "woah youre good" and carls like uh thanks and hes like let me take you back to the village so we do

he tries to convince the survery corps to let carl stay but captain cylene ir however you spell her name is like no lol, leave but akari (the rival but not rrlly since carls an adult and shes a teen) is like maybe we can test him and have him join the survey corps since hes good! and shes like ok fine but if he fails hes kicked out lol

THIS HAPPENS CANONICALLY, THEY TRY TO KICK YOU OUT IN THE GAME

THEY SAY LEAVE HIM TO DIE AND STUFF LMAOOO

anyways carls like oh god im gonna starve in the wilderness or get eaten by a pokemon so when he gets sent for the quest hes like hardcore focused, catch the pokemon and return and theyre like woah didnt expect you to do that and carls like phew and they let him stay under the condition he fills out the pokedex for them and work full time while still covering for his own meals and clothes

carls like crap i have no money, so he dives into pokedex completion since they give you rewards and just catch and study a fuckton of pokemon

things settle down now that he has a house, a few pairs of clothes, and some recipes to make food, then boom the "guardian" of the land were in gets hit by lightning and goes all agro

and its dangerous to the survey corps say fuck it send carls we dont trust him and hes like fuck you guys but if i wanna get home i gotta keep going (cus if he fills out the pokedex he might see arceus again and get it to send him home)

so he heads out, lian is like "my noble is way cool so be careful" and carls like you’re  literally a child lol, also i might be getting the names wrong lol

so they give him these pouches to throw his fav foods at him to calm him down?? carl is like how tf is that gonna work so he just gos in do it a lil bit then fight him. apparently carl buffed out his pokemon too much via all my research so he defeat him easily and theyre like yaya hes normal now youre so cool and carls like awww shucks thanks

this is also where carls start meeting the pearl clan, including their leader and they click and are like yeah lets fight and they do and are like ok ure cool lol

(once again this is all alongside my playthrough and also how the game goes lololol)

I LITERALLY ONESHOTTED THE NOBLE IT WAS SO FUNNY HE WAS LIKE LVL 20 WHEN I WAS 40 AND I WAS LIKE OOPS MAYBE I SPENT TOO MUCH TIME CATCHING POKEMON

anyways carl goes back to jubilife village and theyre like good job but go back to work and carl is like dang

then later ANOTHER NOBLE IN ANOTHER LAND (the crimson mirelands or whateve) GETS HIT BY LIGHTNING AND GOES AGRO AND THEYRE LIKE well carls did it last time and didnt die (WHICH THEY WERE SURPRISED I SURVIVED IN GAME LMAOO) lets send him and they do

Carl gets sidetracked and catch and studies all the new pokemon in the area then remembers oh crap im here to calm lilligant so then he heads up and the lady like poisoned another noble and carls like tf so he finds her and she has a twisted ankle and is like im so sorry it was an accident and carl is like uh then the warden for the other noble comes up annd is like its okay and carls like huh anyways they cool now

carl is like ok well imma go calm this noble so they make me food packets again and he fights them and gets hurt a bit since the battles harder but he still wins and everyones like youre cool even some of the survery corps

then the pearl clan leader comes to him and is like hey this noble died and now his son is too sad to become the new noble i need you to go get them to do it and carls like i dont wanna but i wanna go jome and also youre my friend so okay

he heads up and see the warden for the noble son and shes like hes depressed im not going to force him into that and carls is like dayum true i respect that so he leaves her alone but not before these bandits show up and kidnap the noble sons friend and we have to go stop them

noble son gets mad and evolves becoming the noble and everyones like woah and it goes great and they defeat the bandits untillll he gets hit by lightning and goes agro so they run

they make me food pouches to throw and carls is like look cool same deal but now im doing it on a volcanno tf

anyways he fights him and almost falls in a few times but his pokemon are baddies and save him and we they and like yassss

after that carl takes a break and studies up on the pokemon in the area and also hang out with his pokemon because u guys saved me ily lets eat snacks

and thennn after studying all the pokemon in that area and even catchhingn some shinies he goes out to eat with laventon and akari and they get potato mochi (this is in game) and then they go to bed and some guy knocks of carls door huh?

he opens the door and its this weirdass guy (ingo lol) and hes like commander kamado is calling for you in his office and carls is like ure not wearing a uniform why are you delivering the message but he ends up not saying anything and just heading over

carl gets in the office and theyre like lol another noble is agro and hes like fuck and theyre like yeah its an electric type too and hes like double fuck since he already have bad muscle spasms on his own this isnt good

they also go "uh yeah and this guy ingo is gonna guide you" and carls like tf ive done all of this traveling so far on my own why do i suddenyly need help and theyre like cus theres caves and mountains lol and carls like fuck you i skyrim horsed my way through those mountaisn on the other places i can do these

friend : "dw carls it's a hot old guy"

me: LITERALLYYY

so carls is like ugh and head out and ingo is all polite and like lets depart fir travel and carls like ok but im running away from you soon as i can to go catch pokemon

friend : mean carls /j

me: which he does but ingo outsmarts carl and stays in front of some of the caves you need to pass thru and carl runs into him and ingp’s like so lovely to see you again! and carls is like fuck you you planned this

this game made me so happy and equally mad, but also au me/carls is probably very mad since yknow i no longer have modern technology, AIR CONDITIONING, my friends or mom or sibling, MY STUFFED ANIMALS, etc im sad af

friend, in reply to 'which i do but--' : .... that's kinda hot ngl /hj

friend : my type is pathetic sad man who is secretly skilled n stuff so

me: carl walks with ingo thru caves and he guides carl and carls like ugh but then ingo kinda is vulnerable and opens up to someone in his past he missed but doesnt remember (canon stuff that happens saying this cus it might seem weird why it fits so well BUT THIS HAPPENS IN GAME) and carls like damn maybe i need to be nicer so carls comforts him and oh no the floodgates open hes now following me everywhere like a lost dog so carl is like fuck

me, in reply to "my type is--" : HES SAD MAN WHO IS SKILLED AND SMART I LOVE HIM

friend: carls: *speaks once* ingo: omg are we friends

me: anyways he challenges carl to a battle and carls like fine and win and now HE DOESNT JUST SEE CARL AS A NEW FRIEND BUT NOW LOOKS UP TO HIM BECAUSE HE FIGHT SO WELL?? carls like oh god this sucks

me in reply to carls *speaks once* : literally

me: nice to him once then boom

anyways they get to the new noble and i sucked at that fight and like died twice in game but in the au carls survives he just get rlly hurt, ingo is like oh no carls!! while the noble warden (i dont remember his name but hes mean i dont like him but also a baddie so its confusing) is like lol my wardens so cool and ingo dislikes him in game so ofc this fuels him to dislike him more and ingo helps carl back to camp and now hes got protective mode on too

carl takes a break after that and starts studying again, which goes great wooo!!! he keeps bumping into ingo tho and hes like "oh hey carls!!!" and carls like dont pretend dude i know you were looking for me

friend : lost dog lmaoo

me: anyways carl finally lets up cause i cant escape him he shows up everywhere and he starts hanging out with him and he becomes a friend kinda but begrudgingly

me, in reply to lost dog lmaoo: so true

me: last noble, AVALUGG!!! gets hit by lightning and hes rumored to be big as a mountain (he is, it was scary) and carls is like lmao not true (little did he know) and heads to the snow place

ingo follows ofc and is like let me accompany you!! and carls is like ugh

carl studies some of the pokemon in the area and get insulted by a buff man for some reason??? ingo is like >:(( carls is very cool and nice dont be mean to him! and carls is just like dude i tried to punch you once thats so not true

anyways carl eventually goes to fight avalugg, and this guy is huge, i died so many times while playin i think? i dont remember

so in au carl gets up there, almost shits his pants lol, and tries to run like "hell no ill study the non noble agro ones and just get arceus to give me a pity card i cant do this"

but he gets impaled (i love impaled, ideal way to die tbh/srs) and the warden is like OH SHIT HES ABT TO DIE??? and saves me and carls like abt to die so pearl clan leader and diamond clan leader and that other warden all come up since theyre nearby and are like dude he cant die we like him!!

friend, in reply to 'but i get impaled': (I'm a "Lisa garland death" enjoyer, sowwy/srs)

me: they patch carl back up and hes like ouch, and they let him stay in the pearl settlement there to recover. ingo hears about this and is like WTF WTF WTF and runs up there to like see carl, this man abt to kill avalug fr fr

friend: ingo, protecc

me: he busts in and is like why did no one tell me and he naturally looks mad af the time so WHEN HE IS MAD anyways everyone shits their pants and points out the cabin carls staying in

friend: leaving a mangled and unrecognizable corpse is the way to go tho

me: he goes to get in but lo and behold a pokemon (mine, specifically Poe) pops up and is first like grrr stay away im not losing carls again bark bark but then sees its ingo and just oh hi ingo come in (he doesnt say anything hes a pokemon lol)

ingo comes in and sees Bayonet (my blissey) attending the wounds, like shes the main reason carls not dead, the second he got impaled she jumped out of her pokeball and healed him enough to give him a few more minutes of life as the guy came and saved him 

rainbowdash (my rapidash) is keeping him warm by laying next to him and and and

friend: *chad face emote* oh hi ingo

me: Vessa (my spiritomb) is still in her pokeball since shes literally a dead kid shes sad and scared

Tayo (my gengar) is trying to cheer up vessa lol

anddd bobby is just chillin outside also as a guard, since he doesnt feel a lot of emotions lol hes a legendary hes olddd

anways lets move on past self indulgent pokemon reactions

friend: *sad james silent hill emote*

me: ingo comes in and is like oh carls you poor thing (not) he doesnt react like that jk lol he actually handles the comforting well and takes it seriously lmao

he asks if carls eaten and carls like my pokemon tried their best to make food but all Poe catches is fish and bayonet uncooked eggs, rapidash flatout burnt grass, bobby doesnt eat, tayo stole food which i wont eat i feel bad, and vessa hasnt left her pokeball

ingo is like oh no poor vessa!! and offers to take her out battling later to try and cheer her up and carls like thanks but he doesnt leave yet and makes carl food and sits witth him

friend: *black and white bob incredibles meme emote*

me: this is after ingo and carls had that heart to heart after he broke his rib btw i accidentally skipped that part

anyways carls heals and ingo has a big fight with cylene abt carls doing all this work alone, like yeah hes capable but hes getting injured rlly bad he almost died!! help him!! or let him have a break

carls heals enough and ingo basically has him on house arrest but eventually carls sneaks out and ingo finds him and they argue because carls i worru for you! - well what if i dont want your worry!

then ingo is like why do you force yourself to do all these things you dont want to do and carls is like i want to get you and me home, i dont care what it takes i just wanna go home, and i wanna have you happy too and let you see your loved ones again as well. they cry and hug and now theyre besties (JUST ACKNOWLEDGE THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM GUYS)

anyways carls goes out to fight avalugg again but ingo is on the sidelines with his pokemon ready to help but carl survives and wins and they hug again and he was like i was so worried and carl was like me too but im okay i survived and hes like i know it still was scary tho

friend, in reply to 'this is after ingo and carls': (spammed smiling blushing pepe and chad face emote)

me: anyways carl heads back to village and commander komado is all like "i dont trust you" and carls like huh???

YOU WERE THERE WAIT

yeah carl gets kicked out of the village

i dont need to explain you know how it goes

carls all alone and neither clan will take him in so carl heads to the secret resort thing with volo

friend, in reply to 'then ingo is like why': and they were roommates

me: while this happens ingo hears about it and gets in a big argument with pearl clan leader, and storms off to fight komado but theyre like dont do that youre gonna start a war and ingo is like aaaaaa so then he just heads out to search for carls tirelessly

me, in reply to 'and they were roommates': so true

me: anyways carl starts his adventure heading up the the big time distortion that now plagues everywhere covering the whole sky, and hes like 'i miss ingo but he probably blames me too, i miss everyone, I MISS MY MOM' and ugly cry but keep going lol

ingo hears about carl heading up to the mountains peak to the time distortion and commander komado planning on fighting carl back and hes like hell no!! and heads over

hes too late tho and gets there when the fight is already happening

brb class change

-time passes-

me: ok back

had to comfort a friend

Carl fights big bad wooo, but then 2nd big bad comes and everyone runs but (in game) carl dont (in game eventually commander komado grabs you and takes you back but i dont like him that much so ingo switch) but ingo comes up and grabs him and drags carl away

we get back to camp and brainstorm how to do this, ingo is glued to carls side again that he found him again (before they brainstormed they ended up hugging for a while, THEY ROCKED BACK AND FORTH SLOWLY AND EVERYTHING FULL ON HURT COMFORT) and volo like says lets make a 2nd red chain and everyones like how and he explains

friend: bro just kiss already smh /j

me: so carl, volo, ingo, and some others head out to catch the other legendaries

like the left over ones

once they get the 2nd red chain they head back up and OH NO ITS TIME TO REF THE GOOGLE DOC ingo is like let me come!! and carls is like no but he survives yayayayya

the space time distortion is gone and everyones chill now but carls is just like, processing everything like wow im alive so he gets a vacation and ingo barges in and like NO OUR VACATION, gotta make sure this man eats!!!

so carl stays with him and they like just do relaxing, like board games or going fishing or just sitting around as like carl processes everything thats happened

ref to google doc again, the floodgates open one night and they cry and hug and confess

friend: and then they smooch! (pepe pog emote)

me: YEAH

friend: SMOOOOOOOOCH good for them gay af

me: after that carls continues his survey work, ingo continues his warden work, but not the times they schedule to hang out are OFFICIALLY DATES and and and they stay over at each others houses when visiting and and and

also when carls finishes the pokedex and theres the celebration, ingo and carls smooch at the ceebration and everyone is like WOAH

also later arceus is all like lets battle but i havent finished writing this part since ive only beaten the game a day or two ago

anyways carls and ingo otp fr fr

[blxetsi]

modern sasha braus dating headcanons

lowercase intended !

college!sasha braus x gn!reader

had to write something for my queen 😌✨

- she shares her food with you. I Dont Care She Does

- also since this is a modern au i dont think she would have such an obsession with food as she does in the canonverse (if we can even call it an obsession) i still think she would have a big appetite (and she'd be proud of it tf 😏🙏) but i just dont see her always being hungry as the fandom makes her out to be

- really likes to hold hands with you

- i think itd be really cute if she was studying to become a baker ?? maybe taking a culinary course at the university you two attend ?? maybe you somehow met there or through a friend

- i think she'd still be insecure about her accent (ig if this is au is set in america she'd be from the south 😐🤚) and would speak kind of like a robot to people she didn't know that well

- connie and jean ALWAYS bring out her accent tho,, like with them she can really be herself

- i think when you were starting to get to know her she would be speaking very formally, and youd take it like shes being kinda stand offish or like,, just doesnt wanna talk so youre thinking "okay maybe she doesnt wanna be friends 😁👍" and would back off

- now sasha's upset because you are so cool and unique and she just wants to know so much about you but youve been very distant lately ?? like did she do something wrong ??

- she tells connie, jean, marco, and niccolo one night and connie and jean are on the side of "find y/n and demand to know why their behavior has changed" while marco and niccolo are on the side of "respectfully dm y/n and ask why they havent been wanting to see sasha recently"

- sasha goes with the latter of the two and dms you after passing you in the dining hall, you two literally keep glancing at each other, texting while you sit with your respective friend groups

- after everything gets cleared up sasha is immediately inviting you to hang out with her crew, and even getting some of her other friends like eren, mikasa, and ymir and historia to come join too

- if she has all the people shes comfortable with there, itll be less scary talking with her accent !

- You Love It. You Think Its Adorable.

- you guys would definitely have a friends to lovers type relationship

- like friendly hugs turn into slightly longer hugs, and now sasha will constantly ask to sit next to you during movie nights

- loves to rest her head on your lap while she spreads across the couch

- i think you two would have your first kiss in niccolos apartment

- you two were sitting in his kitchen, with sasha munching on the leftover food he made that night for your get together

- his mom had called him so he decided to leave to go to his bedroom to answer it

- and slowly you guys just kind of,,,, leaned in 🙈✨

- it was slow and really romantic, kinda rough with the crumbs that were around sasha's lips but you didn't mind

- niccolo barged in and ruined the moment 😐🤚 good going pal 😁👍

- you two were so shocked that you two tried to leave

- ended up just walking down the road in silence like wtf i thought yall were trying to get away from each other 😭😭😭😭

- sasha ended up staying the night 🤩‼️

- NOT in a sexual way

- but in like a,,,, rue and jules kinda way where jules comes in through the window (but only sasha didnt come in through the window she came in the front door with you) and you two held each other and gave each other smooches for the rest of the night

- sasha woke up late and missed her morning classes 😐🤚 didnt even care and went back to sleep with you

- i think for the most part you get along well with her friend group

- youre definitely closer to connie, jean, niccolo, marco, and historia

- ymir teases you guys a lot and you cant tell if what she says is just jokes (it always is) or if shes completely serious

- eren, mikasa, armin, annie, along with reiner and bertholdt are more of aquantances to you, just because you dont see them as often as you do the others

- she has such a weird relationship with her english professor

- will literally complain how much work he gives his class and then the next day will gush about how great he his bc he gave her a granola bar for her effort in her assignment

- girl pick a script and stick to it 😐🤚

- has a collection of stuffies on her bed. i dont make the rules.

- anytime theres a carnival in town she drags EVERYONE there.

- you all agree to split up into groups so you can all check out what you want, but you always agree to meet up and eat funnel cake together 🥺

- sasha tries to get you to win her new stuffies

- if you cant do it, or just want some for yourself, shes calling connie and niccolo up PLEADING with them to come find you guys,

- then she claims theres been an ACCIDENT and that you two need help

- niccolo is zooming bc he cares abt his besties 😌✨

- connie texts jean and marco to come find you guys too 😭😭😭

- who gets a kick and a lecture for lying courtesy of niccolo ? sasha. but who also gets a bunch of stuffies won for her courtesy of niccolo ? sasha.

- for your anniversary i think she'd want to do something really fun with you

- she'd set up a pillow fort and have a bunch ot string lights and stuff, have all of her favourite stuffies (which are the ones she thinks of you when she sees) in there too.

- she has chips, she baked little pastries and cookies, and she ordered your favourite takeout

- you guys just watch whatever you want on netflix or whatever and its such a nice night

- it becomes a tradition for you guys, but you two always take turns with setup

- one year sasha did all of the planning, baking and whatnot ? okay now its your turn 😁👍

- you guys even started doing themes now 🤩

- if you guys play board games with your friends youre on sasha's side whether you want to be or not.

- shes also the kind of person that says "i can win fair and square !" but then when bertholdt starts kicking her ass in monopoly her script changes real quick 🙄

- now its "y/n,,, give me some of ur money" and "y/n, buy this property for me" like girl,,,, what happened to playing fair 😍⁉️

- will try and do all of those s/o pranks you see on tiktok

- its hard to get a genuine reaction out of you bc you can TELL SHES RECORDING but she tries anyways

- we love a perservering queen 😌✨

- will call you at random times of the day asking if you guys can see each other

- "y/n ??? are you there ??" "sasha its 2am wtf do you want ����" "do you wanna ride your bike with me down to the park 🥺"

- also is very observant, knows when youre overworking yourself

- will try and pull you away from what youre working on like "lets go get you something to drink, or maybe we can watch an episode of that show you like before you continue working !"

- if youre persistent that you just HAVE to finish it tonight and cant stop and take a break she'll respect that, until you stay at your laptop for over an hour 😐

- just softly pulls you away like "no lovebug, lets get some sleep okay ?"

- is also very protective of you

- overheard someone making fun of you ?? talking shit ??? her besties better hold her back before she gets suspended 😤‼️

- and since connie and jean absolutely ADORE you, you better believe theyre helping their girl sasha out

- those three are the LEADERS of the "protect y/n club"

- it just becomes niccolo and marco trying to dissolve the situation before it gets physical, and then reiner and armin joining when they walk directly into the chaos

- armin tells you what happened and as much as youre thankful that sasha cares about you so much that she'd defend you like that, you lecture her, jean and connie on not making scenes like that again

- sasha's love language is kind of like,, a mixture of quality time and physical touch

- she just really loves spending time with you, but also very much enjoys being in your arms

- she doesnt shy away from it, and is usually the one to initiate those things

- will hold your hand PROUDLY down hallways or on streets

- always hypes you up too, shes very much so your personal hypeman

- "oh lovebug you look SO GOOD rn oh my god" "sasha pls im in my pyjamas" "and you look like a model baby !"

- sasha is very stubborn however, and if you guys ever fight she is NEVER the one to apologize first, or seek you out to talk about it

- even if shes in the wrong she cant bring herself to admit it, she dug herself into such a deep hole with the stance she took that she doesnt want to take the walk of shame in admitting that she wasnt right

- this can cause a lot of problems in your relationship, but after you explain how much it affects you, shes trying to change

- will always work on her stubborn-ness and pride

- and it actually makes her feel a lot better being able to admit defeat, or being wrong

- she really likes being communicative and honest, especially with you

- i think overall your relationship with sasha is very very fun, filled with good memories, good food, good friends, and most importantly, love.

no bc i really do love her 😐🤚 lemme marry miss braus rq 😏✨

hope u guys enjoyed !! remember requests are open so if you have anything youd like me to write DONT BE SHY ❤️‼️

[master-sass-blast]

Okay but like…after the “Rastussy” incident what if the gen z students just get together and host a seminar dedicated to teaching older generations about Gen Z Slang and Humor with a very thorough PowerPoint presentation.

And when the students go ask the teaching staff to attend, the teachers can’t say no because the Professor is going and if the Professor is going then they have to go too.

When time comes for the seminar (it’s literally in the common room or something), the Professor and Hank are taking notes and asking questions, Logan is questioning how the students managed to convince him to come, and Piotr is even more confused (but happy that the kids are having fun).

The students are having a blast watching their teachers be confused at their generation’s humor.

Okay, this has IMMENSE "Chicken chicken chicken" vibes, for which I, for one, am here for.

I got one way to make this better, though, nonny: this is a legitimate assignments.

Students have to do powerpoint presentations, public speaking assignments, and group projects all the time. It's especially common in high school. Xavier's Institute for Extraordinary Children (or whatever tf it's called) may be a very small school, but it's a school all the same.

So, one year, the graduating class needs to do a group presentation together, complete with power point slides. They decide to do a presentation on their generation's slang, under the justification that they are "educating generations older than them on changes in slang language."

Professor Xavier and Hank do take notes --both in part so they can pass down proper audience grades, to make the students feel listened to, and to get a rise out of the other teachers.

I'd honestly bet on Logan spending the whole time wishing he was drunk. (I'd also bet on Logan using Gen Z slang just to piss off and confuse Scott. It works.)

Depending on how well the students do the presentation (ie do they just dick around, or do they make a legitimate go at showing the roots of certain words and provide decent translations to "regular speak"), I could see Piotr either being even more confused than he was before, or finally having an 'aha moment' of "That's what they mean!" followed very quickly by "oh dear god they've been saying so much inappropriate stuff and I've been agreeing out of politeness, no wonder they keep losing their minds laughing." Either way, he's happy that his students are happy (and if they made a legitimate go of it, he'd be very impressed by their efforts and dedication to the project).

[silvermuffins]

Pokemon Legends Arceus: because i sold my soul to nintendo long ago

Truth be told I preordered this game the moment it was available and downloaded it ASAP. And then proceeded to not touch it. ADHD brain. Lack of time in between other things. Part of me screaming that I should finish a game before starting another. The stars weren't right. Couldn't do it. Stars, man. Stars.

But today my lifelong love has returned to me, and today we fight to the death!

i haven't even opened the game yet ftr. but i HAVE closed the one i'd been playing, so i'm ready to go.

leeeet's do this

shiny light and i expect to hear "open your eyes...wake up, Link!"

oh shit, beyond both time and space, gold, is this the collective unconscious

hello god its me margaret

i do not know how much of my appearance i'll be able to change later....as for name. hm. i picked a very unjapanese look, but i do want a japanese name... [much working ont hat later] Eiko

wait this is a fucking isekai?

like god is telling me a world in which pokemon is gonna be strange to me

yooooo EIKO ISN'T FROM POKEMON WORLD

maybe i shouldn't have gone with a japanese name lol too late now

yo it's straight up GOD telling me to catch 'em all this time

YEET

oh fuck there goes my phone

this is now a kingdom hearts opening sequence

awww god took my-- okay dude PLEASE tell me you didn't download any sketchy apps i JUST got this phone

rude

what is that thumping

i FELL OUT OF THE SKY

strange hat man thinks I'M the weird one for falling out of the sky

which tbf i probably am

also tf is that thundery swirly thing in the sky over there are we just gonna fucking ignore that?!

if im not from the pokemon world why does my teeshirt have a luxury ball on it

"a bit of a pickle"

"a bit"

NO SHIT DUDE

i just told you i don't have an acquaintance around here why would you think i have somewhere to stay

NO I AM NOT SURE I WILL SURVIVE

holy shit my guy my dude

expressive protag tho, very nice, that was a very clear look of oh fuck im screwed

the starters just patiently waiting to be acknowledged

"almost as if they knew" yup okay then they knew and there's some destiny bullshit going on

i mean i guess i WAS literally sent by god

siiiigh I know what a pokemon is but Eiko has to get the tutorial

im amazed strange hat man even considered i might not know

currently stalling while i try to pick a starter

Laventon.....okay so the locals don't necessarily have Japanese names we all good

off the starters go again which tbh im surprised they didn't sooner

cant jump cant swim

oh arceus marks my targets ig?

no it's just GIVING MY GODDAMN PHONE BACK

oh sick custom case

god is texting me

this is gonna be the coolest catching tutorial ever

also we're not gonna do a nickname theme it's gonna just be whatever

also thank you game freak for giving cyndaquil its fire back

.....sooooo so far im getting professor useless vibes from laventon, can't wait to ditch him. i got my mission from god, don't need you.

whoa holy shit fifty?

laventon's design is SO weird like what is he even doing

so pokemon can shrink themselves???? ALL of them can? so why can't everything use minimize

....is laventon british? or galarian????? because his speech patterns....

booped oshawott riiight in the snoot

excuse you sir who are you calling old girl

acting awfully avuncular for a dude i met two seconds ago

bla bla pokedex sir i have my mission

BUT THOU MUST rowan's way of but thou musting was vastly superior

he's finally doing something helpful to the kid who just got isekai'd

oh we are FINALLY acknowledging the ominous cloud over the mountain

them's some sideburns

the villagers are, appropriately, confused and curious and gossipy

god has bequeathed me a gps

prelude beach, that's kinda on the nose

as a true jrpg player i am running around talking to everyone before i get on with shit

oh jesus nearly every building seems to be able to be go-inside-able

village guardian shrine has an arceus ring in it....

okay can't enter any buildings yet

my guy's mustache is green but his beard is grey

holy fuck hi lucas

laventon is a foreigner confirmed!

"yeah he's professor useless hang with the cool kids instead"

ooook lucas's name is Rei

somehow laaventon snuck up on him though...

Cyllene. who gave her the right to be so this,

holy shit i have an age

EVERYONE here is sus of me wow

THIS is how we're explining the [POINTS AT OMINOUSLY THUNDERING SWIRLY THING]

just casually discussing space-time rifts over dinner like it's nbd?!

also is it me or are lots of people kinda looking down on the Survey Corps

awww cyllene is a stress eater

we got new villagers out and some relocated bc it's later! and whoa shit nice room

why are there jars of rocks in my room

get this show on the road

thats probably fine

there's so many foreigners here??? so why am i an issue

"almighty Sinnoh" what the fuck

there's actually a shitton of people here

okay i'm ready to Continue

holy shit cyllene your desk

what guidance did i just activate???

also she really is just gonna yeet me out in the wild huh

thankfully laventon is PROBABLY going to "it's dangerous to go alone! take this"

we goin' Cyndaquil!

hang on time for more exploring

who dat

oh shit dude YOU should be the professor

you could call the pokedex....volo's guide to monsters

oh snap we gonna fight

unsure if stranger danger?

eh it's probably okay he seems sparkly

holy shit that battle music is so hype

whoa potions do a LOT

awww this trial is cute

all done. can't wait to be out of the tutorial zone and just be free

explorin'. when can i trust npcs won't say new things?

i sorta like how people are a little meaner than most pokemon games

finally, clean clothes! and, hat get! am now true protag

i completely missed the second floor when i was exploring here earlier...didn't even occur i might be able to go up the other staircase

hello rowan senior,oh fuck dude wants to fight

oh my fuckign god

etjkrtyfnretr

i love this man

let's just get on with things instead of hunting down every scrp of unique diaalogue

this research system already looks SO cool

im gona dress up CUTE

wastes money to change hair just to preview hats then change back bc i didn't like any of 'em

the photo place is interesting

okay! field time!

i don't have a shitton to say right now im just kicking around having fun

rei can you pls just leave me to do my thing, my exploring is very quickly proving to be more efficient than your handholding

i keep trying to use botw controls

he checks on me, has me check if i have tasks to report. there are 41. got a shitton of points for that. caan i cross the bridge yet?

time to go get a star

Diamond Clan.....hmmm

awww him have pika

oh sweetheart you are NOT gonna win

i want this lady to carry me

and then we took a break for food!

[several hours later]

ooh i get mystery gifts now!

volo still Being

i must go my people need me we are leaving it here for now

[otonymous]

What’s your favourite thing about each of the mlqc guys? (Up to you if you wanna keep it sfw or make it dirty) looking forward to what you’re planning next! 💕

Hey Nonny!

Thanks so much for the interesting question! 💕 I love taking the time to sit back and ponder over what it is about these guys that makes me throw crazy amounts of cash at them 💸🤣

WARNING: SPOILERS for the game on the EN server, up to and including Chapter 21 (everything else is pure speculation on my part as I generally try to avoid spoilers from other servers).  Profanity (because that potty mouth habit is hard to break LOL)

What I Like About You: Favourite Things About The MLQC Boys:

Things to love about Lucien:

Not to be dramatic but every single fibre of my being loves every tiny pixel making up this gorgeous 2D man (can you tell he’s my favourite boy? LOL)

Lucien is my Byronic hero — I love and embrace all the imperfections of his character, his darkness, his intensity, etc.  Personally, I’d rather have a dark prince than a white knight.

And yet, you know this man would still come through for you regardless of what happens.  And god help whoever tried to hurt you because Lucien’s revenge would be cold and swift

His brain drives me insane: genius scientist professor?  The sensual double entendres?  Sign me TF up please!

DRAMA, ANGST, ACTION! - I love how practically every date and interaction with this man has some deeper meaning that contributes to the plot of the game.  And what could be more romantic than a man trying his hardest not to fall in love with you, only to fail miserably?!  SWOON 💕💕💕

I love: Those eyes, that hair, those fingers, that lab coat, the black trench, those glasses, the black leather gloves, the hickeys on his neck, the way he kabedoned me the very first time we met….

Things to love about Victor:

I actually LOVE his sarcastic ways.  Honestly, nothing makes me laugh harder than bantering with good ol’ Vic.  And let’s face it, the fact that he seems to become even more attracted to you when you sass him back?  SEXY AF

The man COOKS for you and he does it well.  ‘Nuff said.

Ok, seriously, you know at the end of the day that Victor’s got your back.  The man has the wealth, power and influence to really make shit happen and you want someone like that on your side

I love: Victor’s broad ass chest and shoulders, and those tiny smiles he thinks no one can see

Things to love about Gavin:

There’s just something about a guy who’s loved you for his entire life and continues to do so

The fact that this man literally cannot stop himself from saving you, even when he has no idea who you are (it’s like there’s some psychic pull within himself that says HE MUST PROTECT YOU!  Very Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Moon 💖)

No doubt about it, Gavin is your Ride or Die.  He will BE THERE with you till the very end

Also, this is literally the type of guy who will go to any length and do the most ridiculous stuff just to make you smile.  Want to try that trendy new snack that’s currently breaking the internet?  Gavin will secretly line up around the block for it then surprise you with it 5 hours later like he just happened to pass by the shop

His bajillion-pack abs

Things to love about Kiro:

How he tries to maintain a positive and sunny disposition despite likely having suffered some horrendous atrocities in his past

How open he is with his affection, especially towards MC

The fact that he is just a genuine person in general (e.g. his love for his fans)

His ability to kick ass with ease and in style (ahem, Helios)

The man is a genius hacker.  Have your panties dropped yet?  Cus mine are already on the floor 🤣

Let’s face it: I want dibs on that snack stash.  I’m not about to say no to whatever he’s got hidden away, okay?!

When those blue eyes turn golden, the man doesn’t even need mind control to make me want to do all types of unspeakable things to his body like paint his nails

Things to love about Shaw:

Before we get into this, can we just take a moment to appreciate that half-lidded sexiness?!?  Thanks LOL  

I love the sass and snarky ways of this highly intelligent and capable bad boy

Also a big fan of how Shaw seems to make his own rules instead of blindly following others and is wanted by both the Special Task Force AND Black Swan

I love: his lavender hair, his leather gloves, the way he makes all the panties drop when he plays bass guitar, his skateboard, his taste in music, HIS IRREVERENCE 

Let’s not forget about his mad graffiti skills 🤣

Thanks so much for reading!  Check out more of my work here! 📓

[mythiccheroacademia]

ignore, i’m just happy venting about nerdy tingz :’)

got a solid A on my biochem test. dk how tf that happened but God pulled through. now I hope it’s the same for bio bc i 100% have watched lecture since week 3💀

just found out my research team’s abstract was peer reviewed and approved and so now we’re gonna be published. it’s my first ever publication and to be my age and co author on a research article AND it’s something i’m passionate about is just skskskks it was sm work and i’m glad all the tiresome shit we had to do paid off. i’m so exhausted but v happy

idk if anyone remembers but my two friends and I came up w a covid related research question and our TA dragged us about it like on some hater shit and gave us a horrible grade. and turns out our professor wants to take the study into his lab and fund us to actually do it and changed our grade. and even though I knew that bitch wasn’t shit, him saying how good of an idea it was was validating asf. like, i’m not dumb or stupid. im meant to be at the school i am. i didnt get in just bc of affirmative action or whatever. i’m smart, I come up with good ideas, and I can make it where I wanna go if i try. idk it was just a really good feeling

this kindergartener I help (she’s got ADD so I just do what I can to help her concentrate) wrote me a note thanking me for telling her I was smart and that no one has ever told her that before like wtf bitch I wanna fight everyone rn

also I wanna learn sign language so just putting that out there so i’m forced to keep up w it

[im-a-meteorite]

i’ve been marathoning the harry potter movies since im in quarantine and i’ve been taking some notes. i’ll post them all bc why not 

sorcerer’s stone

harry knowing that there’s no post on sunday,, a genius

hedwig’s theme playing when harry looks out of the window and sees an owl flying by, very nice

hagrid doing magic at the house on the rock thing,, wouldnt the ministry be able to track that?? since there’s no wizard that lives there, they should be alerted?? or did they remove the trace from hagrid once he got expelled?? like does it work by the trace only or? bc if it doesn’t work by location then how would they know that a muggle witnessed the magic?? idk anymore

the kids staring at the nimbus 2000 and saying its the fastest model yet,, then the camera zooming on the handle w/ the background blurred -> the most straight forward foreshadowing

hagrid is actually the worst person to take harry on his tour situation,, like bro literally left him in the middle of a train station

the weasleys and harry going to the platform while theres a shit ton of ppl walking around,,, statute of secrecy where??

the great hall is on the first floor?? i thought it was on the ground floor

ew the hats

i wish the movies had dumbledore’s weird few words speeches

“theres not one witch or wizard that went bad that wasnt in slytherin” broooo

mcgonagall is so savage i love her

snape is an asshole

a crap ton of chessboards in the great hall study hall scene,, foreshadowing the challenges?

madam hooch really yeeted herself out of neville’s way

✨🥰 oliver wood 🥰✨✨

harry really wiped the troll buggers on his robe,, disgusting

snapes hair is lowkey on fleek tho,,

making most of the slytherins ugly bc they’re the “evil” house is just a disservice to all the inbreeding

hermione setting snape on fire is truly iconic and very extra tbh like sis why tf would u know a spell like that

seasonal transition wasnt that great tbh

overall the directing style is kinda basic

“not in the restricted section,,” rule breaking hermione is the best hermione

dumbledore’s handwriting is so extra and loopy like tf?? but it fits his character

the hedwig flying season transition was good

“immortal?” “it means you’ll never die.” “i know what it means!”

50 points each for being out of bed??? wtf is this point system

filtch saying there’s werewolves in the forbidden forest,,, thats illegal sir

hagrid calling the trio by their first names but draco by his last,, we love favoritism

harry’s thoughts r so ridiculous,, “snape doesnt want the stone for himself, he wants it for voldemort!” lmaoo wtf,, evidence pls sir,, u don’t even know he was a death eater. was it the bad vibes?? bc same

harry figuring out that the person who gave hagrid the dragon egg is voldy,, a genius

“kill us faster?? now i can relax!!” ron is so iconic i love him

“lucky we didnt panic!” “lucky hermione pays attention in herbology”

how is it that harry’s hand burned quirrel but not the skin on harry’s neck?? that shit makes no sense

yeah i really cant imagine this dumbledore fighting voldy in movie 5

hermione’s headband in the reunion scene is so cute i love it

chamber of secrets:

how is dobby even allowed to just jump on the bed?? like is it bc harry isnt his master that he can do smth like that

“dobby has heard about harry potter’s kindness” or whatever,, bro u work for the malfoys either the elves gossip or draco is waxing poetry about harry

aunt petunia saying “we have ice-cream” after that whole affair is just ridiculous

DIAGONALLY

this seems like the extended version bc i dont remember the borgin and bruks scene to be that long

the close ups with lucius and ginny’s books r insane lmao like chris columbus made it so obvious

also mr weasley’s acting is so funny like its so exaggerated

lucius malfoy is so dramatic and extra we love it

also lucius knowing hermione’s name and “draco’s told me all about you”??? bro whats with draco?? lmaoo

snape really got mad with the whole car business

mandrakes r fucking weird bro how did jkr come up with that

PERCY WALKING WITH PENELOPE CLEARWATER??? HOW DID I MISS THAT??

omg colin had so many lines?? wow

omg erol with the fucking howler,, iconic

ron’s facial expressions?? pure comedy, rupret is so good

LOCKHEART REALLY SAID “GOOD GIRL” THEN WINKED AT HERMIONE

“pesky piksy pescinomy” this bitch dumb

“why is it always me?” poor neville

omfg ✨🥰 oliver wood 🥰✨

ahh using the seeker position for fighting

ew draco used the m-word

the shit the basilisk is saying is so lame lmaoo

how does harry not recognize that he’s hearing a different language?? or does parsaltongue act weird

HOW IS THE WHOLE SCHOOL IN THE SAME CORRIDOR???

“i know the counter-curse that could’ve spared her” bitch the dirty looks he got?? omfg

the movies would’ve been 500% better if they had lee jordan’s iconic quidditch commentary

“scarhead” “TRAINING FOR THE BALLET, POTTER?”

“what did you expect?? pumpkin juice??” madam pomfery is a queen

dobby is dumb dumb

“who am i, hedwig? what am i?”

“reading? i didnt know you could read?”

“look at my face” “look at your tail!”

“you can’t cancel quidditch!”

“oh harry, if you die down there, you’re welcome to share my toilet”

lockheart: do you live here? ron: no *smacks him in the head with a rock*

“voldemort is my past, present and future” are all slytherins this dramatic??

the tension between hermione and ron in the last feast was insane

justin filtch fletchy is so ugly im so sorry i cant

prisoner of azkaban:

im sorry but harry doing underage illegal magic pisses me off every time

aunt marge 🤢

“do they use a cane boy?” “oh yeah, i’ve been beaten loads of times”

that whole scene is so chaotic

“you cant do magic outside of school!” “oh yeah? try me”

sirius really dumb for barking at harry like it makes no sense

the knight bus is probably one of the best things in this movie

“whatcha doing down there??” “i fell over” “whacha fell over for?” “i didnt do it on purpose!” “well come on then, lets not wait for the grass to grow”

harry leans over and looks for the grim, stan: “whatcha looking at?”

“yeah take it away ernie,, its gonna be a bumpy ride”

this whole thing is written and directed so perfectly

i hate how they replaced tom bc it really made no sense

all the bits of magic in the leaky caldron is so genius

fudge reminds me of trump but like dumber

the blue lighting and coloring is just great, it fits the colder vibe of the story (not like HBP with the hazy/blurry effect)

ugh the glass and mirror transitions are one of my favorite things,, alfonso curon really did that 

i love the weasleys,, also everyone looks great in this movie

omg the scene with arthur talking to harry about sirius with the sirius poster always being in sight?? amazing

contrast of light and darkness just echos the whole dementor vs patronus situation

i dont even understand why remus took the train other than for the nostalgia

the lights slowly turning off in the different carriages?? amazing

the visual representation of the dementors’ effect is great

REMUS!!!

i wish there was more emotion from remus when he’s talking about sirius,, like that was one of his only friends

snape clapping literally twice for remus,, ajhshsh

ahh the placement of the slytherin and gryffindor tables right beside each other to increase the tension and further the plot

oh yea the new dumbledore, also cool hat he has

omg the new fat lady painting

omg the candy scene?? so cute i love lads being lads. that scene just echo’s dumbledore’s light in the dark quote bc its storming outside at night and they’re creating a happy environment within the dark especially with the dementors

ah yes the clock references + following the bird to show us important parts of hogwarts and putting the whomping willow in the forefront

ron’s reading of harry’s tea leaves,, still on point tho. ron really has a knack for divination

buckbeak! omg drapple

draco is so hot especially with that ring also the slytherin pins??

“oh yeah, terribly funny, really witty. god, this place has gone to the dogs”

the kids look so messy i love it + harry’s uneven tie

HERMIONE CLINGING TO RONS ARM!!

“its killed me! your gonna regret this, you and your bloody chicken”

omg the boggart lesson

“riddikulus!” “this class is ridiculous”

fuck snape!

draco really pushed someone with his bandaged arm

remus is such an amazing professor i love him and i just miss him so much

ugh harry in this hoodie?? amazing

remus and harry’s conversation with the music :(( lily :((

wtf is that eye painting??

percy screaming about being head boy,, bro stfu

sirius is such a dramatic little bitch i love it

seasonal changes marked by the wimping willow

“turn to page 394”

what a fucking rude ass bitch,, i hate snape

harry really be seeing the grim everywhere

i wish they had “wheres wood?” “trying to drown himself in the shower”

winter transition with hedwig! + clock tower

“come and join the big boys”

i just adore this scene of the twins giving harry the map (bro i really want a series about the marauders)

whos that skinny bitch with draco???

harry’s way too rash tbh

also mcgonagall being also too nonchalant about the whole marauder’s situation?? like those werent your students

remus is a soft boy dark academia icon

if only dumbledore wasnt a dumbass,, remus could have been uncle moony raising harry with sirius

ron’s nightmare scene?? iconic

“my dad didnt strut. nor do i” umm james potter was also a drama queen sooo probably strutting

“you, YOU FOUL LOATHSOME EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH” “hermione no, he’s not worth it”

sirius’ dog form really looks like a rabid dog omfg

the part where hermione grabs harry while she’s on the wimping willow omfg

“only one will die tonight” YOU DRAMATIC BITCH UR NOT MAKING THIS BETTER

“finally the flesh reflects the madness within” “well you’d know all about the madness within, wouldn’t you remus?”

why the fuck is the shreaking shack is swaying in the wind??

QUARRELING LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE

why the fuck didnt they knock peter out?? like tf?? they’re actually dumb dumb there were so many ways for this to go right

this man really sent 2 13-year-olds on this dumbass mission

buckbeak really beat up remus,, “professor lupin’s having a really tough night”

harry’s a fucking psycho with this patronus bullshit,, i cant

can they stop screaming while flying on buckbeak?? someone might hear them

im still mad sirius didnt get his name cleared,, so much would’ve changed

“we did it” “did what? goodnight” i fucking hate dumbledore and his mindlessness omfg sometimes i wanna punch him in the face

fuck snape for outing remus as a werewolf,,, but also he really didnt have to resign. like istg wheres the marauder energy when it comes to defying everyone??

i wish the movies had went into the marauders’ history :(( its one of my favorite aspects of the series

[tutantmeenageneetleteetles]

So uh... Critical Role and The Owl House, huh.

Straight up though what if The Mighty Nein ended up on the Boiling Isles? Me and @coras-bucket-of-gay-trash had a not-so-short discussion about it.

Jester and Luz solidarity with the ‘wanting to live in the worlds you’ve read about and are kinda naive but still smart’ And also SAPPHIC 

JUST IMAGINE FOR ONE SECOND BEAU RELATING TO AMITY AND TELLING HER IT GETS BETTER AND WHATEVER

in which if luz and willow were a venn diagram, jester would be in the middle

Amity and Cad would get along

Also Willow would get very excited about Mother Nature with him

Like I can just imagine Amity and Yasha just like reading quietly in lawn chairs while Luz and Jester gush about their favorite books and Willow and Cad compare plants and Eda shows Veth all of her shiny trash she has in the house and King is throwing hands with Sprinkle and Fjord and Gus are comparing illusions and Beau sees Hooty and is like “Professor Thaddeus??” Caleb is in the library bc MAGIC DEMON REALM BOOKS BABEY

OMG LUZ AND CALEB LEARNING GLYPHS TOGETHER

Luz showing Beau glyphs.... Beau finally being able to do magic and being :0 bc she doesn’t Need to do magic but its nice to be able to do it w everyone else

chaos crew causing magic chaos.... 

Luz and King becoming honorary members of the Crew

Caleb would LOVE Luz’s hoodie

Cad would be very interested in how Eda can just disassemble

Owlbert and Frumpkin

Caleb turns Frumpkin into his little owl form

JESTER AND THE BLIGHT TWINS WREAKING HAVOK 

Jester and the twins going ham w illusions and invoke duplicity hdfhdhads

BEAU PUNCHING THE BLIGHT PARENTS IN THE FACE

Essik and Lilith show up and immediately turn around and get coffee across town 

Lillith watching the news on the crystal ball the next day like "glad i stayed tf away from that"

THE NEIN HAVE STUFF THAT CAN UN-PETRIFY PEOPLE THEY BREAK INTO THE CASTLE AND SAVE ALL THE STATUES  

 Critical Role Oneshot Hexside Heroes

Cad is plants, oracle, and healing track   

Yasha is in construction and bard  

 Fjord is in illusions  

 Veth would be in potions 

Beau takes every track because she can FINALLY DO MAGIC HERE 

Both Beau and Caleb just want to Learn It All so they do every track

Beau would enjoy looking through garbage with Eda and Eda would be very interested in all of the mail fraud Beau has committed

Beau and Caleb helping luz study :')

Eda would love them all because they’re just like her!!! Being gay and doing crime!!!

BEAU TEASING AMITY ABOUT HER CRUSH ON LUZ AND JESTER TRYING TO NOT SO SUBTLY HELP AND JUST CONFUSING LUZ IN THE PROCESS WHILE AMITY LOOKS FOR A HOLE TO DIE IN

Eda and the wildmother boys talking about their respective wild magic

Frumpkin bonding with Amity because lbr she needs it she needs to just sit and pet a cat and maybe cry

Beau pretending she doesn’t love Owlbert

“I’ve only known this owl for an hour but if anything happens to him I’ll kill everyone on this island and then myself” -Beau

“NOT YOU HOOTY”

Beau and Amity sit on the couch w Frumpkin and Owlbert watching whatever chaos jester, Veth, Luz and King can get into 

Amity complimenting Beau’s hair bc undercut bros

Beau spends 10 minutes watching Amity and Luz and is immediately like "oh sweetie"

Jester asking Amity about hair dye because she loves the idea of funky colored hair

Fjord sitting quietly on a cliff and watching the ocean bc he’s never seen the ocean that color before

CAD LEARNING THAT THE ISLAND IS ONE BIG DEAD BODY AND GOING APESHIT

LUMITY SHOWING CAD THEIR TREE THEY MADE WITH THE POWER OF BEING GAY

Yasha loves the food there

Please for the love of god if anyone else has anything to add please add it I need MORE

[butterbeeryuta]

donghyuck as your boyfriend

oh my mcfucking god im sorry but lmAO you better have some patience in you

because i'm a sucker for college aus, we're going to base this headcanon on that cause i said so

it's your second year in college studying history cause it's the best subject in the world (yes i am biased what about it) and you were at the library taking those aesthetic af notes on 17-18th century russia. your highlighters were everywhere, your looseleaf papers were scattered, but you just wanted to get the whole peter the great (co-tsar of russia from 1682, and became THE tsar of russia by 1696) stuff done so you could go home and snack on chips and watch the good place

'holy shit you're doing a lot wow'

who tf??

you looked up, only to see lee donghyuck aka haechan the loud and mischevious and pretty guy of the campus, surprised at your condensed notes and arguably intense method of studying

'uhH, yeah. i guess i am?'

and donghyuck, being the nosy ass sunshine he is, decides to sit with you and just watch you do your shit in pure astonishment cause lmao tf are notes

'so you're the student professor x talks about,,, no wonder why. y/n right?'

uhhHhhhH

UHHHHHH

'yes, and you're lee donghyuck?'

'glad to know my work and effort is recognised by the school body' and you have no idea how to respond to that so you just keep writing cause,,,, that's what you were going to do anyway

thing is, donghyuck knows you. he's seen you a lot in creative writing, always with the best supplies and neatly taking down notes. he's not even like that himself, but he finds it so attractive esp coming from you. he doesnt think it's a kink, and he prays to whatever gods out there that it isn't a kink— but studious you does shit to his heart

i don't think i mentioned this, but you're study partners with jeno and renjun who also takes european history and anthropology which hyuck is unaware of, but you also didn't know that you're study group lives with donghyuck and lives a fucking chaotic life.

kneeways, donghyuck was just watching you take notes, and after about 15 minutes when you realised he wasn't moving, you stopped writing and looked up at him again.

'is there anything i could help you with? you've been watching me take notes for —'

'do you want to go on a date with me?'

'ok why you cutting me of— wait what now?'

what??? just??? happened???

haechan, my dear, you two JUST MET

'we literally just met 30 minutes ago' you said, looking at him with the most confused expression

'well yeah, but if we date, we can get to know each other better'

well, you still said no

'well then, i guess i'm going to keep coming back to this library until you say yes' and lee forking donghyuck leaves like that.

you didn't believe him. what idiot would go back to you just for a yes on a date

yeah the idiot's haechan

you were once having a study session with renjun and jeno, and haechan just so happens to see the three of you having an intense discussion on who was a better leader of russia: peter the great or catherine the great

injunnie immediately notices his friend and said, 'who tf allowed you in a library??'

then this is where you interrupted: 'oh? ya'll know each other?'

haechan is confused.

you're confused.

evergone is confused.

jeno then explains how he and renjun, along with jaemin and chenle amd jisung are dorm mates with haechan; whereas you explained to haechan that the 2 boys were your study buddies, amd you told the boys how haechan was the 'library creep that keeps asking me out'

'SO YOURE THE LIBRARY CREEP?' - huang renjun, 2k19

'WAIT SO Y/N IS THE HOT ACADEMIC?? really hyuck???' lee jeno, 2k19

'god you call me the library creep? that hurts my bronchioles' haechan says

idk it felt right to say that

kneeways, now that ya'll apparently have common friends, ya'll hang out more aside from studyinh like: having lunch, playing bowling, karaoke, dinner, amd etc. it was nice overall.

maybe like 6-7 months later, haechan still visits you in the library and sits close to you while you were concentrated on whatever tf you were doing. he doesnt really ask you out much as before, but his feelings did grow for you.

there was one time where you all watched the live action of aladdin and you started singing along to the songs— and haechan found that adorable.

and there was another time where you got into a heated historical debate with renjun and even if haechan understood nothing, he was just amazed at you (even if you were very close to biting renjun's head off)

jaemin realises how whipped donghyuck is getting for you, and he's also amused at this point

NOW, exams were coming up and that means,,, YOURE MAKING STUDY PACKS YEYYYYY

so here you are, at the library, writing a lot hoping whatever is on paper would go in your brain

and you did it for hours

and hours.

and just like any other day, hyuck visits you— but it was so visible you're tired.

'you alright?' he asks and you sorta just,,, threw your highlighter at him

'fuck this hyuck i'm going to flunk the exams, why do i even bother making such extensive notes....' and you just went on for a solid 7 minutes but

he still listens to you. he still looks at you with admiration like

the fuck?

and you just noticed how even at your rambling state, he still listens to you and you start crying like get a fucking grip hoe

hyuck is confused and he starts panicking cause he doesnt know what to do and he sorta goes over to you and hugs you in a very awkward way (i hope ya'll get what i mean)

AND YOU'RE DONE you're sobbing hoW can you not have noticed someone cares for you this much

it sorta hits you all at once; he stays with you everyday after lessons so you can complete your notes, he's always there even during study sessions with renjun and jeno, he's there when you need someone to hang out with on the weekends— he's always there for you

'i don't really know how to help people calm down with their feelings cause I can barely control mine but, I think you should go home and rest a bit, the stress probably got into you and—'

'yes'

'so let me help you pac— yes what?'

'yes, i'll go out with you'

*cue your face snuggling in his chest*

HYUCK DIED SKDJAKDKSKDKS

haechan? sorry he died 0.3 seconds ago

he smiles,,, a LoT AND he just holds you tighter, rubbing your back

'well, at least i won't have to go to this boring ass library anymore'

'HEY'

a/n: UWUUUUUUUU!!! okay lmao i've been making study packs recently for mocks (and yes it's for history) and ig that inspired me for this. if ya'll one day see me post a whole post on 17-18th century russia as well as authoritarian states (china and germany) please ignore me cause that's probably just me reviewing. anD if you're interested, i'll gladly share my note-taking styles and stuff so yeS i am THAT person. hope all of you have a great day ❤️

[s3dgy]

i wrote a terrible self-insert fanfic when i was 11-12 and now i'm going through it and fixing my pronouns for Gender Euphoria™ reasons but leaving the rest of it alone, here are my thoughts but i'm not gonna provide any context

the plot of this fic was basically just the "you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid" meme

hoo boy was i Repressed™ and it shows

WOW i really have been a sucker for hurt/comfort from the jump huh

jesus fucking christ i could really go down a rabbit hole psychoanalyzing this shit

LMFAO 😂😂😂 I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS GONNA OWN NOT ONE BUT MULTIPLE LANDLINE PHONES AS AN ADULT

LIKE I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA LIVE IN APARTMENT THAT WAS LARGE ENOUGH FOR THAT TO BE A THING

IN THIS ECONOMY??? OH HONEY

okay WHAT the fuck was my obsession with owning a satchel??? like bitch??? hello???

side note: i did end up getting a satchel like two years later, so, yay for that i guess

cannot BELIEVE i simped this hard over an anime character when i was in middle school

wh- hang on what the fuck. that. that doesn't make ANY goddamn sense, how did i think that would work physically??? bitch

hm. you know what, That Sentence In Particular says some shit about me that i am not ready to unpack yet, so i'm not gonna!

you know i know i said i was only gonna fix the pronouns but it's my gender and i get to experience the gender euphoria so i think i'm also gonna change the way my hair is described to match the way it looks now

y'know, now i'm kinda understanding why my 6th grade english teacher prohibited me from writing fanfic for a school assignment but still. she was kind of a bitch about it and that was unnecessary.

god i remember writing this in the notes app on my iphone 3gs. i remember copying/pasting giant chunks of it to send to my best friend through kik messenger because she didn't have a cell phone. but most importantly i remember her hyping me tf up and how important that was to me. good times

hsfdgjsh my professors are gonna be talking to me in class like "so what'd you do last night? get any sleep?" and i'm gonna be like "no i fucking psychoanalyzed my childhood self through the lens of my old fanfiction"

BOY HOWDY WAS THAT A POOR CHOICE OF WORDS. REALLY WISH I HADN'T DESCRIBED THAT PARTICULAR ACTION IN THAT WAY.

bitch i am begging you to use normal fucking words p l e a s e

a MINIVAN??? of all the cars i could've picked for myself to drive, i chose A MINIVAN??? i mean it's practical, space-wise, but WHAT THE FUCK

of fucking course the minivan is green. i mean it still IS my favorite color tbf

wow this bitch did not give a FUCK about car insurance costs okay. damn wish i could be her 😔 she's out here tokyo drifting up in this bitch

oh my fucking god i did NOT understand how cars work lmao. or like, fuckin physics for that matter

i- did this vehicle just not have airbags in it or something??? because they probably fucking should've gone off by now holy shit

"put the car back into second gear" BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. TO THIS DAY I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SECOND GEAR AND FIRST GEAR SETTINGS ON THE GEAR SHIFT OF MY CAR EVEN DO.

aaand we're just gonna... okay. i mean it makes sense in context i guess, but... okay. fine. you do you, kid.

wh- how did paint get scraped off the sides of the car??? the sides of the car never fucking touched anything i- fuck it. never mind.

i- okay i know the car thing was kind of bonkers per my earlier description but it wouldn't have caused THAT to happen

IT'S ON FIRE??? IT'S ON FUCKING FIRE??? B I T C H

okay so we're just back to our regularly scheduled programming after all that then? cool whatever i guess

y'know i'm not sure of the accuracy of that scientific technobabble but it sounded at least a little bit believable so. good job, past me. you get points for that one

my fucking god why couldn't any of these characters tell a halfway-decent lie to save their lives lmao

ahhh wait i remember why the car is Fucked™ now. it's because the mental image i had in my head of a different scene involving a car involved a different car, so i had to COMPLETELY DESTROY the first car i mentioned for some goddamn reason.

wh- MILK??? bitch what were you ON

[ori-flails]

Rewatching Guardian - Episode 05 Part 1/2

Episode List || Episode 04 || Part 2

SPOILERS for upto episode 40, SPOILERS for the novel.

The first translation is by AvenueX. The second translation is from the episode on youtube.

How tf could Zhao Yunlan tell this was Shen Wei??

What’s the logic here? It’s not like the SID/Zhao Yunlan’s going to meet Shen Wei in the teachers’ dorm. So Shen Wei moving out doesn’t change much, does it? Am I missing something here?

What are you, a cat??

How tf did he jump on top of the table from the floor like that???

Da Qing’s a wonderful influence. xD

Yeah, he’s happier now that there’s Xiao Guo. xD

This is so precious. I missed out before by not paying attention to this precious interaction.

For all we know, Chu Shuzhi’s not reallyt loyal to Zhao Yunlan at this point, right? He’s here cuz of Hei Pao Shi and hasn’t gotten attached to Xiao Guo yet.

But you can’t convince me that he doesn’t have some level of respect and fondness towards Zhao Yunlan for him to have survived the mess that comes with working under him.

Also, Chu Shuzhi’s so perfect in all his feral beauty ugh

...oh my god *facepalm*

Das creepy, Shen Wei.

And it’s creepier cuz of the unnecessary ominous music.

Shen Wei’s scarce appearance in this episode actually upsets me so much because of the suit he’s wearing. He looks so fine, I can’t.

This is my favourite look of his, clothes wise. The only contender for this would be the rich blue suit from the episodes where Shen Wei was chained to Ye Zun’s pillar.

I’m starting to think Shen Wei has some sort of illusion related power that he uses to stay lowkey.

Him taking off his glasses in certain scenes can definitely mean he’s being authentic instead of wearing his Professor Shen mask. But I also wonder if this is a visible indication of him letting his illusion crack a little. So others, specially Dixingren, can feel his power and know he’s something more than a simple human Professor.

Zhu Jiu had said earlier that Shen Wei represses his power/doesn’t use his powers to his fullest ability to stay hidden.

Oh no... Oh nooooo...

I hope this isn’t what I think it is...

Wu Tian’en is unwell. Whatever it is that’s making him unwell can effect Shen Wei too despite the huge difference in power levels if Shen Wei’s worried.

Does staying in Haixing cause Dixingren to experience very slow, gradual light energy poisoning? Is this why Wu Tian’en’s weaker than before and ill?

Assuming the Sundial exchange, Ye Zun, all that doesn’t happen, would Shen Wei still have died because of light energy on Haixing? It would take far longer than 20 years if that’s what it took to mess with Wu Tian’en. But still...

And the implications of this is terrible for other Dixingren that escaped to Haixing, some probably really weak in terms of dark energy power levels, and none stronger than Shen Wei.

Again, assuming what happened at the end didn’t happen, this would mean that no Dixingren can permanently shift to Haixing.

So what about the undercover Dixingren that end up stranded in Haixing after the portal/gateway gets sealed at the end of the show?

If light energy from Haixing messes with Dixingren the same way Dark energy from visiting Dixing messes with Zhao Yunlan, a Haixingren, then Wu Tian’en getting sick over the course of 20 years is not the norm and he was actually pretty strong 20 years ago.

Fuuuuuck this... this is awful. Assuming NONE of the Haixing-Dixing complications existed, Shen Wei and Zhao Yunlan would still not be able to have a true happy ending.

Why must the show make it so difficult for fanfic writers that write fix-it fics and the readers that live off of them? No amount of time-travelling can fix this!

This is one of the topics I’ll probably discuss in its own post.

Ugh I feel awful now.

There is so much here in this one phone call... So much saturated in this one damn minute... I feel like my head will implode. (Or that could just be the inexplicable headache I have had the whole day but eh)

“Professor Shen, where are you?” - This was Zhao Yunlan floundering again. I was too busy being worried for and about Shen Wei the first time to realize.

The little pause after Shen Wei points out that of course he’d be at his office because Zhao Yunlan called his office landline is Zhao Yunlan trying to recover the situation lmaoooo

I swear to the seven realms, my heart did the weird flippy thing on behalf of Shen Wei when Zhao Yunlan called him by his name.

My heart did the flippy thing so hard, I felt like I needed to kick my brain into function again lol.

Kudos to Shen Wei for not losing it. Poor thing’s had too much practice at not losing it during emotionally overwhelming situations.

Bless him.

Zhao Yunlan really is too happy to be talking to Shen Wei. This feels like flirting and I see it all the more clearly watching it the second time.

And I bet after this conversation, Shen Wei probably couldn’t go back to his work that night. xD

Let’s play a game. Let’s keep count of how many cases there are in total in the show that had similar themes to the final revelation regarding Ye Zun’s motivations.

Let’s keep a track of how many of these dumb cases contributed to lessening the impact of the YeZun-ShenWei backstory.

Because while I had noticed that had happened, I didn’t notice the similarities this early on. I thought the sole culprit was the fruit-seller-Hallow-brush case.

But this case is even more similar actually.

Person A is wronged by a third party, and suffered a great deal believing person B never came back for them.

Person B believed person A to be dead after desperately trying to find person A, then they grieved.

They met a long time later, and person A holds resentment towards person B and gets upset that person B seems to prioritize others over them.

But then the resentment’s somewhat dealt with once they talk about what had actually happened.

There are differences, obviously. And I do think this recipe for a backstory/villain motivation can be used repeatedly if it’s done well. But Guardian trashed it.

An example of repeated themes for backstories being done well could be MDZS: Jin Guangyao, Xue Yang, even Wei Wuxian. Cuz poverty and the class segregation.

(Continues in part 2)