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Double-Mutated Mikey
Chapter 42: Artificial Intelligence
Continued from the short story written by @boots-with-the-fur-club
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"Raph, I'm fine!" Mikey argues as he looks up at his older brother. "Really! You don't need to hold my hand..."
Raph nods, but doesn't look down at him -- instead opting to keep lookout, glancing back and forth as they walk down the halls.
Raph's usual pace has always kept Mikey struggling to keep up, his longer legs causing his steps to be wider than the average ninja mutant turtle teen. But even now, he's speed-walking. Mikey's forced to jog in order to keep up and not be forcefully dragged by his older brother, who is keeping a deathgrip on his wrist. They turn a corner and Raph raises his hand to signal him to stall -- though he raises the one he's holding Mikey with at first, causing the little brother to dangle in midair for a moment before Raph hears him clear his throat and frantically sets him back down and silently apologizes.
Mikey glances down at Raph's ginormous hand enveloping his own. It's enormous, strong, and covered in calluses and rough skin -- and yet it still manages to be gentle and sweet, the kindest hands Mikey has ever known.
He glances back up at Raph -- the eldest brother's face is stone and serious, a grim expression of sternness hiding the obvious fear and anxiety underneath. His Raph-chasm is deep-set, his eye twitches, his teeth grit and grind as he stares down the hall for incoming dangers. Mikey glances back down at their fingers interlocked and gently squeezes Raph's hand twice.
For a moment, Mikey's chest fills with a familiar anxiety as he feels the difference between his fingernails and Raphael's. As rough as Raph's hands are, they're nothing compared to Mikey's palms now. His crooked claws threaten to pierce Raph's skin, the sharp talons scraping against his knuckles.
But Raphael's face lightens once he feels Mikey's squeeze, a signal that was made between all four brothers when they were little. A signal to show that they were present, that they cared. A tiny gesture that represented a specific phrase to help when all other words seemed to fail.
I love you.
Raph stares down at the two hands. He squeezes back twice.
The anxiety in Mikey's chest drifts away immediately. But he can still sense the lingering fear in his brother...
"Are you okay, Raph?" Mikey whispers softly, looking up at him. "We're gonna be alright, y'know... Now that Chaplin's gone, no one's going to be coming after us once we get out!"
Raph gives a weak and pathetic attempt at a smile. He wears his heart on his sleeve, he has no poker face whatsoever. Mikey can tell he's scared.
He slips his hand out from Raph's and reaches up, cupping his face gently. Raphael's hands reach up and wrap over Mikey's. He breathes in deeply, exhales slowly, closes his eyes. His fingers shake as he tries to form the words.
"...I'm just scared, Mike," he whimpers, tears pooling under his eyelids. "I can't help it. I'm... I'm scared a lot more than I let on. I don't want to lose you again..."
"You're afraid you'll lose me?"
"Why do you think I wanted to stay with you when we split up?" Raph whispers. "I... I know you forgave me. I know it wasn't my fault. But it was my responsibility, you were my responsibility, and I -- I --" Raph chokes down a sob before opening his teary, blurry eyes. "I can't lose you again. I'm not.... strong enough."
Mikey pulls Raph close and holds him tight.
"You're not Mr. Incredible, you know. You don't have to be the strongest one all the time. And you won't lose me!"
Raph whines softly, hands trembling against Mikey's as his tears drip down his cheeks.
"...Raph, I swear on my life that you'll never lose me again."
"Don't say stuff like that," Raph cries, squeezing Mikey against his quaking chest. "Don't say that, it makes it sound like you might --"
"I need you to know, though --" Mikey says, stroking his older brother's spiky shell in slow reassurances. "You'll never lose me again. I promise. Nothing in this world or any other could take me away from you. Or you from me." He pulls away to make sure Raph can see his face. "Not even death."
Raph's eyes glisten, his lip quivers.
"...But I don't want it to come to that, Mikey," he sniffles. "I know that... I know we have that Hamato ghosty-thing, and all the anatawa hitorijinai stuff, but... I don't want that. I want you to be safe and stay with me in this world. I want to make up for my mistakes and flaws, I want to make up for lost time. I want you to come home."
"Then I promise that I'll come home," Mikey smiles. "Easy. So why are you still scared?"
Raph shrugs before pulling Mikey back in again.
"I dunno. Just... just a feeling. I hate this place. I hate what it does. And I hate feeling scared for no reason. I know we'll get out, I know we'll be okay, and I know I'll never let anything bad ever happen to you ever again. But... that doesn't stop the scared thoughts from creeping in."
Mikey nods and sighs.
"Well... I can only tell you advice that someone told me once," he says with a smile. "Trust me. And remember that those thoughts are just lies. Right?"
Raphael smiles softly, squeezing Mikey in a hug one last time before letting him go.
"You're right. C'mon, let's find Bishop and Honeycutt and get outta here..."
The two meander down the hall carefully, even though it's mostly deserted. They check every room, though Raph elects to have Mikey be lookout in the hall to avoid getting triggered by anything unexpected. The floor they're on has a lot of medical equipment and rooms for surgery...
They're about to go searching on the next floor when they receive a text message from Leo, stating that he's found the professor.
"That means we can head out now, right?" Mikey asks, climbing up onto Raph's shell and perching on his shoulder.
"I think so..." Raph says, though the tone in his voice is unconvincing. "Casey just messaged us and said he found Bishop and April, and that they're going to look for something to use against the EPF and the TCRI."
"Use against? Like a weapon?" Mikey asks nervously.
"No, I think they meant like proof of illegal activity."
"Oh," Mikey sighs. "...Should we go help them?"
Raph takes a moment to think it over. Mikey knows that he wants to get out as quickly as possible, and he doesn't blame him. But not even the fear of this creepy lab could null Raph's loyal heart, nor his hero mentality.
"...Yeah, I guess we should," he mumbles, rubbing Mikey's head.
Mikey's pretty sure Raph did that just to be certain he was still with him. But Mikey doesn't mind. He's secretly pleased that just being a physical presence for Raph is enough of a way for him to help ground his older brother... and besides, Mikey's love language is touch, after all. Despite how much the TCRI tried to beat and sculpt and scrape that out of him, he still adores it when his brothers hug, or pet, or snuggle, or cuddle.
Raph messages the group chat and gets a few texts back in response.
"Okay, so -- we're all gonna meet up in the records room, where we'll come up with a plan on getting the stuff we need, and Dee will give us back our weapons. But we're not gonna stay for long; April and Casey will stick with Bishop and Honeycutt long enough to recover the files they copied. While they're up to that, Leo will portal us home."
"What about the others?" Mikey asks nervously. "How're they getting home?"
"Leo or Draxum will portal back for 'em," Raph explains. "But Leo wants to get you home quick. Plus, he took a lot of voltage. I think he needs to lie down for a bit..."
Mikey hums sadly, crouching against Raph's shoulder. The older brother feels his baby bro's vocal cords vibrate against his skin as he whines, and he instinctively reaches up to stroke the back of Mikey's shell.
"That wasn't your fault, and you know it, big man."
"...Yeah, I know," Mikey whimpers. "But I still feel guilty about --"
Mikey pauses.
He stiffens, his nostrils burning from a specific scent. His muscles tense, his lifts himself up slightly from Raphael's shoulders to sniffs the air once more, searching for something.
"Mikey? Mike, what's wrong?" Raph asks, noticing the obvious shift in his brother's attitude and stance.
"Something smells... wrong," Mikey answers, brow creasing as his head moves from side to side, still trying to locate the smell. "I smell something bad."
"Bad? Like what? A gas leak, or maybe a scientist??"
"No, nothing like that," Mikey murmurs, forehead wrinkling exponentially. "It smells... like a machine..."
"Machine?"
"Yeah, they all have a distinct smell here. They smell like oil and tar. And burning rubber. A-and a weird metallic scent, like nickel or... I dunno. Maybe even obsidian?"
"But I don't smell anything," Raph whispers, peeking back and forth down the hall as Mikey crawls all over him while he seeks to locate the source.
"I know I smelled something," Mikey whispers. "Something dangerous... and... familiar..."
"Familiar?" Raph asks, "Familiar how --"
Out of the wall, a hand suddenly thrusts itself in front of the two, almost punching Raphael straight in the face before he ducks and deflects, scrambling away while Mikey exclaims in shock.
Raph reels, Mikey clinging onto him desperately as his older brother struggles to regain his balance. The wall crumbles, dust and debris tumbling as a figure bursts their way through the drywall.
"WHAT THE HOT SOUP?!" Raph shouts, fists going up as he readies himself for a fight. "WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE MADE OUT OF?!"
"Interesting query," the figure responds, voice soft and silky smooth. "While most of the people here are made up of flesh and bone..."
The figure smiles as she dusts herself off and straightens out her skirt.
"...I am made of more interesting materials."
Mikey growls from atop his perch, claws going rigid and trying very hard not to clench Raph's shoulders. His tail sharpens, the barbs and spikes sticking out.
He feels Raph's hand rest against his arm, gently reminding him to stay present and not let Instinct take control. Mikey forces his breathing to slow down and regulate, he grits his teeth to keep the fangs from forming, and curls his hands into fists to try and force the energy inside from coming out.
"Who... what ARE you?" Raph asks nervously, though he does a good job of hiding his nerves.
"I am Ms. Campbell," she replies with a sly smile. "Mikey and I have already met..."
Raph glances back at Mikey, who is having a difficult time keeping his seething fury in check.
"She's the one who captured me..." he growls. "She's not human, she's some kind of robot-thing..."
"She is?" Raph questions, his own face getting getting hot with anger as he turns and glares at the woman. "Oh. Then I guess it's clobberin' time, eh?"
Ms. Campbell tuts at them, clicking her synthetic tongue in disappointment.
"I know how skilled you are in combat. I've downloaded Mikey's training sessions, and pulled security footage of you and the others during the invasion and the two years prior. The four of you are quite impressive..."
"Thank you," Raph growls. "But we'll be heading out now."
"You ki̶l̶l̶e̵d Dr. Chaplin. I saw from the security footage," she says, practically spitting venom as she speaks. "You will pay for that. His work will be continued if it's th̷e̴ la̵st̶ thing I do̵̼̞͛."
Ms. Campbell dives at them, her fists ready. Raph jumps back and dodges the blows before returning fire and swinging his own fists at her. As he leaps forward, Mikey jumps off his shoulder and pounces on hers instead, clawing at her face and wrapping his barbed tail around her neck. Raph and Mikey simultaneously attack her, But even still she is a force to be reckoned with. Mikey's spiky tail cuts through her forged skin, as it tightens more and more. She screams in anger and grips his tail taut, trying to rip it from her neck. She pulls in two directions, the barbs and spikes cutting her palms. Mikey shouts in pain as she attempts to tear his tail in two. He releases his grip, and instead opts to bite his fangs deep into her neck. His teeth hit something hard, a metal tube or rod, and he nearly chips a tooth. Ms. Campbell screeches in pain, grabs him from under one of his scutes, and tosses him across the hallway. Raph catches him as easily as if they were playing a game of brother-ball. This gives the two an idea... Mikey nods and Raph instantly throws him back into the fray. As Mikey is flung through the air, he spins to gain momentum. Mikey slashes his tail and sending several projectile barbs flying ahead of him, stabbing the android woman in the chest and shoulders. As soon as he lands on top of her again, he pulls two out and stabs her in the temples, dragging the barbs down and slicing her face in the process. Sparks fly and oil spurts out as she gives a gutteral screech of agony. Mikey jumps off of her and lands on Raph as he barrels towards her, tackles her, and then swings her body like an oversized ragdoll all the way down the hall and into the farthest wall.
Mikey and Raph cheer and high five excitedly, celebrating their victory.
Their premature victory.
"Yo̸u̸ t̷h̵i̶n̵k̷ t̶h̴a̶t w̷i̵l̵l̵ s̴t̸op m̷e̵?̴"̵ she growls, her voice garbled and strained. Mikey must've bit through her synthesized vocal cords. "̴I̵ am̵ n̷o̷t̵hi̵n̸g̷ l̴i̴k̷e̷ wh̵at̸ yo̵u̸ ̵h̷a̴v̵e̴ e̶v̷e̸r̶ ̷k̴n̵o̴w̵n̷.̸ I ̶am ̶n̷o̸t̶ ̷h̷u̴m̴a̵n.̴ ̷I ̷am̵ no̴t̴ ̴ma̵c̵h̵i̷n̷e.̴ I̴ am part of the KR̶A̴N̷G̶.̸ I ̴will̶ d̴e̵s̴t̴r̷o̷y̴ ̴y̶ou.̸"
She pulls herself from the crater in the wall, slowly cracking her neck and rolling her shoulders, dusting off the debris from the drywall. Her face is covered in oil splatters and ripped fake skin. She reaches up and begins to peel the faux flesh from her face, revealing the metal that is molded to resemble human muscles underneath.
Raph and Mikey retch at the sight, unaware of how much worse it is about to get.
Ms. Chaplin's joints disconnect, causing her arms to separate into pieces and elongate. Her face unbuckles and reveals a hidden metal skeleton with serrated teeth. She begins to grow, her dress rips around the stomach and reveals her chest stretching like a coil. She towers over the two terrified teens, becoming a horrific amalgamation of nightmare of machinery.
"Okay, so this is new," Mikey mumbles in a hushed tone.
"Albearto, eat your heart out..." Raph gulps.
Ms. Campbell roars at them, her shrieks nothing more than the grinding of gears and scraping of metal. Mikey and Raphael scream as they run away.
"Why didn't you tell me there was a killer lady robot on the loose?!" Raph yells as he slides down a turn and slams into the wall, regaining his footing and booking it as fast as he can.
"Well, because I wanted us to fail!" Mikey mouths back, his tail balancing him out as he bounces off the same walls, his enhanced agility allowing him to make the turn much more elegantly and with greater speed. "...OBVIOUSLY I DIDN'T KNOW!"
The two run as fast as they can, the horrible screeching sounds of deadly mechanics following fast behind them. Mikey glimpses back and sees a giant spider-like monster giving chase, arms and legs twice the size of her body and made of uncoiled cables that bend with utter flexibility. Mikey feels like he's living in a nightmare or one of those spooky video games Leo and Donnie would play late at night when they thought Splinter wouldn't catch them.
He rounds another hall before realizing he's no longer accompanied by Raph. He skids to a halt, scanning the hall behind him. Raphael is several yards behind, trying his best to keep up. Raph's walking pace may have been quicker than Mikey's, but Mikey blows him out of the water when it comes to running for your life.
"Raph!!" Mikey screams, lunging towards him as the mechanical monster catches up and nearly grabs him. "WATCH OUT!!"
Mikey pounces atop him, acting as a shield as Ms. Campbells hands claw into his arms, digging through his flesh and spilling blood as her coiled arms wrap around him, imprisoning him in her hold. Mikey screams in pain as she lifts him up and stares at him, her eyes burning and her twisted mouth grinning at him.
"̶Y̶o̷u̵r̴ ̶t̸i̴m̷e̷ ̶i̵s̷ ̶u̴p̴,̵ ̷l̷i̴t̵t̴l̴e̵ ̵m̷o̴n̵s̵t̴e̸r̷,̶"̵ she drones.
"HEY!" Raph shouts, leaping up and swinging his fist at her. "NO ONE DOES THAT TO MY BROTHER!!"
Raph's unprotected knuckles collide with Ms. Campbell's steel face, knocking her back and momentarily stunning her. Raph falls to the floor hissing as he grips his wrist, his knuckles scraped and already starting to bleed from the impact.
"What is she MADE OF?" he growls before going back in the fray, attacking her relentlessly.
Raph tackles her and manages to shove her through a wall, landing the trio in an examination room filled with strange exercise equipment that look more like medieval torture devices to MIkey...
The impact causes her grip on Mikey to loosen just enough for him to wriggle out. Despite the blood running down his forearms, Mikey forces himself to crawl all across the terrifying automaton. Ms. Campbell shrieks in irritation and sends one of her arms after Mikey. This gives him an idea...
Mikey jumps from one side of her body to the other, pretending it's Dee's jungle gym. Ms. Campbell's arms swerve back and forth, chasing after him as the the rest of her limbs wriggle around like frantic worms. With her limbs tangled, Mikey seizes his oppurtunity.
"Raph!" he shouts. "Get her legs!"
Raphael, who had been slightly dazed and trapped under her flailing legs, comes to and grabs what he can, tying them all up into knots. Ms. Campbell shrieks, and her limbs start spinning out of control as she fights to regain stabilization.
"Whoah!" Raph manages to yell just before one of the tangled limbs throws him into a table.
Mikey dodges the limbs and grabs the first thing he can from a nearby desk.
It's a cattle prod.
He jerks as sparks fly once he presses the button, surprised by the power this thing has. He smiles as he realizes the karma he's about to pull, and slams the staff of electrocution into Ms. Campbells chest. Her tuned-up pitched screams fill the air and make Mikey's ears ring. Her eyes burst like bulbs after a power surge, and her body goes limp. Mikey pulls back, shaking as he looks her over.
"Is... is she, like... dead? O-or, deactivated?" Raph pants as he steps forward.
"I...I'm not s-sure," Mikey stammers, his arms going weak and wobbly as he recalls his injuries. The cattle prod falls to the floor with a loud clatter, and Raph rushes to Mikey's side.
"Here, let's get those taken care of," he whispers softly, removing his own wrappings from his arms and tightly bandaging Mikey's wounds.
Mikey hisses as the cloths touch the open wounds in his arms.
"We should look for a room with medical supplies, I'm sure they'll have some anti-bacterial spray or actual bandages."
"That sounds like --"
Mikey's words are knocked out of him as a coily limb once again slams into his stomach and throws him into a wall. Raph is also thrown as the opposite limb collides into his chest and sends him sliding several feet away.
"Mikey!" he shouts, getting up quickly and running over to him.
Ms. Campbell gives another robotic shriek before she manages to untangle her arms and grabs at Raphael, who momentarily wishes he was as small and agile as his little brother was.
But then he realizes that he's a tank, and smiles.
Raphael headbutts the metallic monster, shoving her into an observation room of glass walls and extreme exercise equipment. While she struggles to get back up, Raph grabs two heavy weights in each hand and activates his ninpo, turning the equipment into temporary sai and creating armor over his hands.
"̴W̴h̵a̷t̸ ̷d̵o̷ ̶y̵o̴u̶ ̸t̸h̴i̸n̸k̴ ̷y̸o̷u̴ ̷w̷i̷l̵l̸ ̵a̶c̵c̷o̵m̵p̸l̴i̵s̴h̴ ̵h̶e̴r̶e̷?̶!̶"̴ Ms. Campbell shrills, her voice distorted and glitching. "̴Y̶o̵u̵ ̷c̷a̶n̵n̵o̸t̸ ̴d̷e̶f̶e̸a̵t̶ ̴m̶e̴!̶ ̴Y̵o̷u̷ ̴s̶h̸a̷l̶l̷ ̶n̶o̸t̵ ̵d̴e̸f̵e̵a̶t̵ ̴t̵h̴e̶ ̶T̷C̶R̸I̵!!̵!"̷
"We'll see about that," Raph smiles smugly, creating two replicas -- so two of him can fight Ms. Campbell, and one can check on Mikey.
Two of the Raph clones begin to pelt the robot woman with dumbells and weights and other random equipment, doing their best to break her metal body into pieces. The third Raph slides up to Mikey, scoops him up, and carries him out.
"W-wait, what about the oth-thers?" Mikey stutters, the bloodloss starting to make his head spin and arms quiver.
"They'll be fine, they can handle her."
"But... which one is the real Raph?" Mikey asks, looking back frantically at the two clones that are still attacking her.
"You think I'd let a clone take care of you?" Raph winks. "Even if it was a perfect clone of myself -- I'm not letting you out of my sights ever again."
"So... y-you're the real Raph?" Mikey mumbles, clinging to his brother's plastron.
"Real as rain, bud," Raphael chuckles. "Now, let's find you some actual medical supplies while Springtrap back there is distracted..."
"H-her name is Ms. Campbell...?"
"Nevermind," Raph sighs. "Maybe someone else will get the joke..."
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The two Raphs tag-team the fight, one smashing his fists into her alloyed countenance while the other tries to wrangle her weird limbs. Every time he gets one pinned, another comes loose and he has to wrangle the 'spaghetti noodles from hell' once again.
As the first clone swings his fist once more, Ms. Campbell's face opens up to the skeletal structure and serrated teeth, and closes around the mystic armor, chomping down hard and nearly piercing the hologram. Raph yelps and tries to pull his hand out, struggling to do so as she continues to rip him apart. The second Raph jumps behind her and puts her in a hibernator move, lifting her up off the floor and throwing her backwards towards a very terrifying-looking treadmill machine. One of her limbs gets caught in what seems to be a harness connected to the device. Raph clone #2 gets an idea...
Raph clone #1 gets the same idea and lunges outside of the glass room, rushing to a control panel and begins pressing buttons. The treadmill starts to whir. Ms. Campbell notices the movement, despite her eyes having been burst. Raph clone #2 takes advantage of her moment of distraction and begins grabbing the other limbs, wrapping them into several of the harnesses and tangling her up. She quickly catches on to what he's up to and begins to fight back, desperately trying to untangle herself. One arm clicks, the hand retreats into the cable and is swiftly replaced with razor blades. Raph clone #2 bends backwards as he dodges, the edges of his mask tails getting shredded as Ms. Campbell swipes at him. She manages to rip one of the harnesses and feels around for the rest, almost sawing her other limb in half as she does. Raph clone #2 ducks and dives at her feet, grabbing the tentacle limbs and shoving them towards the conveyor belt rotors.
Ms. Campbell swings her arm at him again, stabbing one of the scutes on his shell. The clone isn't bothered, he barely even registers the knife in his back as he smiles and watches the rotors and gears swallow her legs and begin to eat her up. Ms. Campbell pauses in shock as she realizes her imminent defeat and shrieks again, swinging her trapped arms as her body is pulled apart, half of it trapped in the harnesses and the other getting pulled into the gears and shredded in the process. Her pins and points pop, coils snap and springs fly. Her shouts are pointless as she's ripped apart, the circuits fry and her body falls limp as the robotics are flattened inside the mechanisms of the strangely deadly treadmill.
The two Raph clones smile at each other and give an exhale of relief before disintegrating into holographic pixels. The sai drop to the floor and almost shatter the tiles as they transform back into heavy weights.
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Raph exhales softly as he covers Mikey's arms with salves before stitches. He might not be the official team medic, but Leo taught him a few things, and with as many unintentional injuries as he gave himself and the many years where he had to pick up the slack for his ailing father, Raph learned a few things about taking care of others and treating some serious injuries.
"Okay... we're safe now," he sighs with relief. "She's completely destroyed."
"You can tell that from way over here?" Mikey asks, forcing himself to look away from his arms. He still can't handle the blood, and even though it's Raph... he still hates the feeling of being inspected or operated on.
"Yep," Raph nods, being as gentle as he can while he stitches up the wounds. "My ninpo told me."
"Do you... c-can you see everything they see?" Mikey asks. "Or... how does your ninpo work? Are all of the Raphs connected?"
"Sorta," Raph chuckles, noticing the way Mikey is trying to distract himself from the situation. "My ninpo is kinda weird. I can sorta... tap into them whenever, but usually I don't know what's going on unless I purposefully connect with them. We mind-meld sometimes, but it ain't real necessary since we all have the same thoughts and junk in battle."
He ties the thread, snips it, then moves on to the second arm. Mikey holds his breath for a moment as he waits for the needle to sew him closed...
"...Sometimes I can see what they see. It's a weird out-of-body experience, but also... not at all? It feels kinda more like teleportation. Which freaks me out sometimes."
"How? Why" Mikey asks, glancing back momentarily before looking away again.
"I used to wonder if I'd ever get confused which me was the real me, and which one was a clone. Poking into their minds felt almost like... transferring my consciousness, if that sounds right. It probably doesn't. But I always wondered what would happen if a clone got wrecked by a villain while my mind was still connected. I spent a good few weeks trying to figure out if I had been replaced by a clone and the real me died while fighting the Shredder... it was a weird couple of weeks, and I couldn't focus on anything."
"I had no idea," Mikey sighs sadly. "...Do my powers do that? Or is it just... mystic chains?"
"It's a little more complicated than that," Raph sighs back. "Casey said your powers evolve and grow, but before he showed up we just thought it was only mystic chains. But during the invasion you learned how to open portals, which was cool. Dangerous, but cool. All done, by the way!"
Mikey finally gives a real and deep exhale as Raph snips the tied-off medical thread. He quickly bandages the injuries as well, so Mikey won't have to look at them and get squeamish.
"Thanks, Raph," Mikey sighs. "For everything."
"That's what big brothers are for," he smiles. "To make sure their little bros get back home in one piece, like they promised."
Mikey nods with a grin, slowly climbing back up onto Raph's shoulders as they make their way to their rendezvous with the others.
"Do you think... we could practice cool mystic powers once this is over?" Mikey asks.
Raphael desperately tries to hide the sheer excitement from the inquiry. For years, Mikey always loved following Raph and wanting to hang out and learn from him. But somewhere along the line, Mikey grew up and they grew apart. Raph could never stop seeing him as the baby, and Mikey had gotten sick of it. But now, here he was again, asking for his big brother to teach him things like he used to do oh-so-long-ago.
"Sure, Mike," Raph smiles, patting him on the back, and feeling his baby brother's tail swing back and forth in a highly pleased manner. "I can't wait to..."
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#double mutated mikey#tw body horror (?)#tw animatronics are creepy#tw ms. campbell goes full terminator mode#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt raph#tutant meenage neetle teetles#rottmnt fanfiction#rottmnt fanfic#fanfic update#fanfic rec#fanfic#fanfics#fanfiction#real talk i can't stand horror games like fnaf they terrify me but i figured “eh why not be silly and put in a few references haha”#i put in a lot of silly references in here#spookers#double mutation mikey
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🍅 ⇢ give yourself some constructive criticism on your own writing
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🍬 ⇢ post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character
hoo boy ok STRAP IN! i think maybe we have talked about this before on discord, oh well. i don't think coronabeth is fat in canon, and i'm just not into it in fanon. i think she's tall, i think she has big hair, i think she has big presence. i think she's got some bazongas and some curves and she's not as wasted-thin as ianthe. i think there is weight bias deeply entrenched in House culture (and that's not a criticism of tamsyn muir, i think it's an interesting part of her worldbuilding). the most iconic binary in this world is necromancer and cavalier: someone whose power literally eats away at them, and so thinness is evidence of necromantic strength; and someone whose purpose is to fight, and so muscleyness is ideal.
i think gideon, for example, is muscley fat. tamsyn described her as built like a rugby player, thick and solid. she only eats protein paste and greens and works out a LOT, she's achieving the cavalier ideal of muscle mass, and she lives in a freezing cold environment where the extra insulation of some fat is helpful. ortus, on the other hand, is not muscley--he's just fat. his size is perpetually derided in the narration. he fits nowhere on the binary of what's desirable in the Houses, and so he is utterly unattractive and therefore inconsequential.
coronabeth is the hottest girl anyone has ever seen. she's healthy-looking for a necromancer. she's the opposite end of the spectrum from ortus: also neither skinny nor muscley (until NtN when she's got some biceps), but in a vivacious way that makes everybody super into her. yes, because she's a woman and this is a sapphic series, but also because House culture has clearly held on to pre-Res standards of attractiveness. boobs, hair, a white girl with a great tan, probably a trendy amount of "thicc." i don't feel, personally, that fanon-ing her fat does me as a fat person any great service; it obscures any conversation on the actually interesting weight bias happening in the books that echoes and complicates the weight bias of everyday life. seeing a fat corona doesn't tell me that people think my body is traffic-stoppingly gorgeous or that i have value outside my attractiveness or non-attractiveness, it tells me that the only character who can afford to be consistently fat in fanon is the one who is repeatedly praised as the most attractive in canon, and that's only if she's sexy fat--bosoms breaching containment, pillowy and perfectly shaped hips and thighs and ass, just a little bit of belly and back rolls sometimes as a treat.
tbh if it's a kink thing, folks should do what floats their boats! but to me it's not some big representation win, just own the kink, make everybody sexy fat, whatever (i mean this genuinely, i am in favor of kink even though this is not one of mine).
so i guess my actual hot take is that i wish there was more ortus art and fic about how the strength of his love and conviction and lungs all saved the day and he did it while being fat and depressed and not sexy
🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings
i answered this one here but i'll do griddlehark too for funsies! i think neither of them is the least bit suave or confident in relationships, doubly so with each other, they are the two shyest and most tittering, blushing, nervous, virginal queers you have ever seen and it would take them weeks if not months of dating to even start taking their shirts off to make out let alone anything spicier. no matter how many bases they hit they will never not be shy, they will just keep raising the bar of where the shyness starts.
Writers Truth & Dare Ask Game
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Okay unpopular opinion but I really think that Tutant Meenage Neetle Teetles is such an underrated TMNT iteration like.
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The characterizations are so interesting and epic awesome. I love how they changed all the turtles names and their colors. IMO The Beast is my favorite, but Asbestos, Franz Kafka and Donnie2 are all really well written too. And don’t even get me started on the lore oh my god I wish we talked abt it more as a fandom tbh.
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My complete list of chapter titles
Idk who did this originally but yeah. Also some of these aren't mine I took them off the internet so credits to the orignal posts. aNYWAY.
How was I supposed to know there would be consequences for my actions?
[insert person] is so funny, I wish gay people were real
Sharknado but with people
My close encounter with death feat. my friends and a fifty-foot-tall fire breathing platypus
When I said “I want more friends,” I didn’t mean ones I had to interact with
The multi-step guide on how to successfully piss off everyone around you
Depression:The musical
What do you mean I can’t bust a move at the white house
There’s at least one reason god shouldn’t have given people free will, and his name’s John
Who let the dogs out? Benny has attachment issues and I didn’t give Lola her meds yet.
Three years of spanish and I still can’t answer when Dora asks me a question
What in the yankee-doodle-damn was that
Obama fucked my mother (Sorry Michelle)
Chapel Roan didn’t die for this bullshit
In the words of Outkast: Heyya
Misfortune isn’t actually my middle name, but people don’t question it when I tell them otherwise
Literally what.
How I found out I was dead
Depresso Espresso
Saving the world from [redacted] and my mother
This is the epitome of fatherless behavior
Contrary to popular belief, zombies don’t only eat brains
What to do when you “accidentally” murder somebody
To the evil entity living in my toaster: I don't care that you're here, but please stop burning my waffles
The fuckery/bullshit chronicles
I become pregnant with the next baby jesus
J.C and the boys
I should’ve killed myself a long time ago
Turns out becoming a god is way harder than I thought
Shit has hit multiple fans and is shooting across the room like a really gross paintball gun
Trevor learns the meaning of a conscience
I really should’ve thought that through/shouldn’t have done that
Things go horribly right/spectacularly wrong
I refuse to die
Amelia is banned from Chilli’s across the U.S
Task failed successfully
Nobody warned me being an “adult” meant being an adult
Why I’m no longer allowed at Baskin Robbins
Dad jokes about dad jokes
How was I supposed to know murder was illegal?
Things they don’t teach you in school (I’m not talking about taxes)
Shakespear in the park. Literally. We built a time machine.
Plot twist (Kaylie died)
Felt cute, might take over the world later idk
Dr. Doofenshmirtz is my idol
Well I can't not adopt them
That did not play out how it did in my head
Bold of you to assume I have dignity
I am straight up not livin la vida loca right now
Due to personal reasons I will be going completely off the fucking rails
They don't call me a mother fucker for nothing
I'm living proof the American education system has failed us
At least whatever's wrong with me is really really funny
Looks like we can't daydream, disassociate, disappoint our way out of this one boys (death it is then)
You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from God
I killed Mufasa
Murder but like, aesthetic
Weird flex but ok
Well, well, well, if it isn't my old friend, crippling anxiety
Has anyone seen my marbles? No?
Call me Roy G. Biv cuz I'm visibly on the spectrum
They call me AAA battery: asexual, aromantic, autistic
In light of recent events, fuck
I'm about to cha cha real smooth off a fucking cliff
On today's episode of Hold The Fuck Up…
Tutant meenage neetle teetles
That's probably illegal
Idk what I did to spite God but apparently it was really fucked up
How to do everything wrong
Gosh diddly darn dang it
Bro she lifts bro
Watch me finger-gun my way out of nuclear warfare
I'm the van gogh in the art of bullshitting
Am I high or did you actually just pull a flamethrower out of your purse
No seriously where did the flamethrower come from
In another life I’m Whitney Houston
#normalizebitchslappingstrangersforthebit
Ok so I think the whole of Olympus wants me dead
Pretty sure my best friend is the devil reincarnate, but she gives me eggo waffles so she can have my soul any day
The plot gets thicker than the wad of cash in Scrooge Mcducks pocket
Chat is this real
My mother always said this is what happens to pretty boys in the big city
I've come to the realization the entire world wants my head on a stick
I thank Beyonce for the assassination of my entire family tree.
well, fuck
#jokes#let it be known most of these are actual quotes out of my mouth#writeblr#writing#writers on tumblr
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...what show are you watching?
Pyrrha:
Let’s see maybe Yang didn’t mention Pyrrha because they hardly interacted with each other if at all when she was still alive? Because Pyrrha’s death wasn’t the one that tore Yang’s entire family apart?
Jaune:
He didn’t speak because his beef isn’t directly with Salem. It’s with Cinder, and he already confronted her in v5. This was Yang’s moment because SHE IS THE MAIN CHARACTER HERE. Jaune is the supporting character whether you like it or not. When you say heroes do you mean Ozpin? The guy who has already been established as a morally grey asshole who hasn’t done as much good as he led us to believe in the beginning? That guy? And what are you on about Jaune and Salem parallels? And do you really need a reason spelled out for you why a character is comic relief? And he’s not even THE comic relief character. Every character in the goddamn show has had comedic moments.
Ren:
Did you just skip v4? Did you skip the episodes that explored his and Nora’s shared trauma, and how he confronted it and got closure when he killed the Nucklavee? Not to mention my guy lived outside of the kingdoms, which is explicitly stated to be much more dangerous and not under the protection of the kingdoms, including hunters. Do you want him to be an antagonist? Is that it? What point are you trying to make?
Yang:
Obviously helping a group of literal teenagers who brought you a relic means you have no faults right?/s I’m not saying that it was the right decision to lie to Ironwood, but if anything your beef should be with Ruby, not Yang, seeing as Yang was the only one to actually question Ruby’s choice to lie and wanted to actually tell Ironwood the truth. And of course Yang is going to mention Summer! SHE WAS HER REAL MOM. For all Yang knows she could die right then and there, and she got confirmation that Salem killed Summer in v7, so of course she’s going to call out the bitch that broke her family! And are you really criticizing Yang, who was a literal child at the time, for not raising Ruby perfectly??? Actually, tell me what Yang did wrong in raising Ruby. I’ll wait. And wtf do you mean abandoned for booty? Are you talking about Blake? About “yeah, Ruby”? Clearly you’re an only child if you think that because Yang is worried about what Blake thinks about her instead of what Ruby thinks about her that she doesn’t care. Yang loves Ruby so fucking much! She knows that her and Ruby will be ok and get past this together. Just because she’s not thinking about her sister 24/7 doesn’t mean she doesn’t love her. Did you even watch this volume?? Yang literally starts off the volume by disagreeing with Ruby and taking lead on going and helping Mantle. She was the first to attack the hound after getting over the shock of it grabbing Oscar. She took initiative of fixing the bike while REN was the one brooding outside after having what was basically a temper tantrum. She’s the one who LITERALLY BLEW UP SALEM’S BOOBS WITH NO HESITATION.
Idk what show you’re watching, but literally every single point you made was pulled out of your ass.
My negative energy
Me: Hey Yang. Why didn’t mention Pyrrha?
Yang: Um…
Me: Jaune, why not mention Pyrrha?
Jaune: Have you forgotten who I am?
Me: Oh yeah, the comic relief character, for some oddly unexplained reason. Despite the heroes screwing your partner over to fulfill their agenda and the villian killing her in the end. And the fact you have way more in common with Salem than Ruby does and Cinder’s backstory almost opposite to yours. Hm. Hey Ren, what about your village?
Ren: *mouth covered*
Me: Yeah, how did it feel to lose both your mom and dad? Witnessing both of their deaths? Finding survivors of your village killed? Hunters weren’t around to save you or them at all? Hey, maybe Cinder had a point that hunters are nothing but people with a bunch of powers. Hell, Raven’s point that some hunters aren’t as noble as many claim them to be.
Ren: *sad*
Me: Oh and James. How many times has helped JNPR? Oh just once. What about RWBY? Lets see Ruby once, Yang twice well three for upgrades and clothes, Weiss once but twice for new clothes and place to sleep., Blake yeah none. So James helped team RWBY out about six times. Makes you wonder why team RWBY choose to lie to him. Right, Yang?
Yang: Well… um.
Me: Now you decide to mention Summer. Your mom. Who’s daughter you raised poorly and abandon for booty.
Yang: …
Me: This is why JNPR should be the main characters. I mean Yang, you haven’t done crap but complain and make jokes. L-like nothing matters at this point, Jaune and Ren put in more work than you did. Y-yo-you almost have no more right to talk at this point.
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who tf is donatello why is there a tutant meenage neetle teetle in my spn
#literally WHO TF#i just literally don’t know who#what does he loook like?? idk??#spn#i see people talking about him like WHO#???#he’s evil?? sorry to donatello tutant meenage neetle teetle#meenage leetle teetle
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It’s not just me right
#tutant talks#blue eye samurai#caitlyn kiramman#mizu blue eye samurai#arcane#HALF ASIAN HALF BRIT AND EVERYTHING
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I'm doing a DTIYS on Twitter
Mystical majestic Mikey
https://twitter.com/phoebepheebsphi/status/1650668604801576960?s=61&t=Jt7cW4tDKLZ3UD4OpWZOCw
#mystic mikey#rottmnt#tutant meenage neetle teetles#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt mikey#rise mikey#magic mikey#rottmnt fanart#rise michelangelo#michelangelo#tmnt michelangelo#tmnt mikey#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles fanart#ballet master mikey#Mikey does ballet can we talk about this please#dtiys twitter#dtiys#draw this in your style#IT TOOK ME ALMOST TWO DAYS TO DRAW THE BACKGROUND#DONT LET THIS FLOP#i still dont know how tumblr works
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for christmas, my uncle got us and the cousins a jiu jitsu lesson in self defense and its this weekend!! hot souuuup 😎😎
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For boomers who need to know what kids these days are talking about
ttyl: Teenage Tutant Yinja Lurtles
rofl: Reenage Otant Finja Lurtles
lmao: Leenage Mutant Anja Ortles
tl;dr: Teenage Lutant; Dinja Rurtles
fwiw: Feenage Wutant Inja Wurtles
omfg: Onage Mutant Finja Gurtles
imho: Inage Mutant Hinja Ortles
lol: Leenage Otant Linjaturtles
tmnt: morbius
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we popping the BIGGEST bottles when blacksun happens tommorow
we popping the BIGGEST bottles when Kara x Not Lena happens tommorow
we popping the BIGGEST bottles when Waverly x Doc happens tommorow
we popping the BIGGEST bottles when Lexa x Staying Alive happens tommorow
we popping the BIGGEST bottles w-
we popping the BIGGEST bottles when adora x bow happens tomorrow
#had a little too much fun with this#ofc all jokes#bc lets be real blacksun aint ever gonna happen#the bees are too busy giving me my life for blacksun to happen#tutant talks
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it’s a vaidok night lads
#monster talk#I will never receive a gift greater than the audio clip of their voiceclaim saying tutant meenage neetle teetles
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Before I Say Anything, Let Me Tell You This:
I. LOVE. @tutant 's Magic Leo AU!
The Story and The Design are very great!
Anyway, so when I was looking at the art, I had an thought in my mind and lo and behold : an side AU I like to call "Possessed Witch!Mikey" was born!
I hope you like it, @tutant, you are an inspiration to me!
BTW, Here's The Premise of the Au:
After Leo got captured and hypnotized by Hypno-Potamus to be his assistant, Mikey can't help but feel guilty about it so he tries to find someone to talk to but they were too busy with their stuff, including his bros, father and his friends. So he decided to take off and head to the museum for some peace and quiet. As he walked through the exhibits, he stumbled upon the tomb of the first witch, the one that hypno tried to break when he and bros were stuck together by his leader's stupid idea. As he stared at it, he begins to vent out his emotions, issues, problems and everything that he kept hidden from his friends and family for years, not knowing that the tomb was hearing everything that the turtle was saying, and it wanted to "help" the young turtle with a bit of magic.
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we popping the BIGGEST bottles when blacksun happens tomorrow
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Me coming to assault @eleanorthebrit with love and support
NO FEELING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF ON MY POSTS
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