#[[WHEEZE]]
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geminiagentgreen · 2 days ago
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Mad about Mackerel!
...Careless for Capelin 😒...
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gearbroth · 7 months ago
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WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
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weevmo · 17 days ago
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"COME AND CLAIM YOUR PRIZE MY GALLANT GAMERS!"
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adhdemizel · 5 months ago
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a more common occurrence onstream than youd think (ref this post- original meme here)
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fearofgodandtolkien · 34 minutes ago
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dionysus, manifesting in my room at 8:43:
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u heard him ladies
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nilo05 · 3 months ago
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heh
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gomzdrawfr · 9 months ago
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same guy
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incarnadin3 · 5 months ago
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Obey Me! Incorrect quotes pt. 5
MC: What are you in the mood for? Belphegor: World domination. MC: That's a bit ambitious. Belphegor: You are my world. MC: Aww… Belphegor: MC: Belphegor: MC: OH.
Mammon: I love you. MC, not paying attention: What was that? Mammon: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-
Asmodeous: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world. Belphegor: Unless you're home alone.
Lucifer: Hopefully Satan has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings. Satan: Oh, shut up and die Lucifer.
Belphegor: I’m not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I’m not passionate about. Lucifer: What are you passionate about? Belphegor: Sleeping.
Mammon: Can I bother you for a second? Lucifer: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
Belphegor, teaching Satan to drive: Okay, you're driving and an old man and a cat walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit? Satan: Oh, definitely the old man. It's probably Lucifer anyways. I could never hurt a cat. Belphegor, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
Diavolo: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this. MC: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.
MC: Someone’s trying to break in. Call the cops! Mammon: loads shotgun I got this. MC: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-
Satan: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!
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casdeans-pie · 3 days ago
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@kerryweaverlesbian
honestly if I was Cas I would forehead-touch knockout the Winchester’s sooooo often like damn y’all are so annoying...take a nap..
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golswia · 2 years ago
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Aziraphale finally takin his disaster pupper OUT of the bentley-
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nshi-ao3 · 2 months ago
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levia-san · 3 months ago
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Life is not daijoubu....
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escapetheslaughters · 3 days ago
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O...oh....sorry...
Well now they feel dumb as hell. Bloodmoon let out an awkward coughing sound.
So...you said you were looking for Pink Lady? Why is that?
@designation0
Mokumokuren was still by the cabin, staying nearby just in case she needed to do something. Of course she left every now and again for her job, but she came back quickly. She enjoyed the plentiful amount of prey to eat here, as a meat eater. Especially chickens. She tried to be careful so nobody got suspicious from the obvious lack of chickens, but she can’t help herself.
She was crouched and just strolling the forest, lost in thought as she roamed. Her wings were all tucked in close to her body, ears down and tail limp and dragging against the ground. Her neck was craned down low with her head tilted up so she could see where she was going, all of her eyes, except for two that were on her face, were closed.
Well now the lack of chickens was definitively noticeable when Bloodmoon keeps track of how many fowl live in their forest -- or -- at the sanctuary that is a few miles away from the forest. Either way, Bloodmoon knew for a few weeks that something was amiss.
Especially the last few days, there was a noticeable (to them) amount of missing chickens. They liked chasing them to make them drop loose feathers out they would use for their crafts.
They were out and about in the forest, a deep frown on their face as they stalked around the trees in search for more. Or perhaps they should take a few eggs and see if they'll hatch. Maybe they should get their own chickens....
A slight rustle and the sound of something dragged caught their audio receptors. Bloodmoon froze and listened....something else was in their forest. It sounded large...and unfamiliar. Immediately, they took to the trees, climbing up the nearest one and peered down from the thicker branches in search of the anomaly. Their tail twitched slightly. Bloodmoon was now in hunt mode....
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inkclover · 2 years ago
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A wild Heket joins your party!🍄🍁
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gearbroth · 2 years ago
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REAL SHIT?
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