#[[I'm a serious blog I swear]]

[red-man-of-mustache]

THEME SONG BEGINS

"I'm the Mario!"

"EAT YOUR ARMS,"

"and then again!"

"Goon,gokfkgnkf do the Mario!!"

"I am god! And then ya know~"

"C'mon it's time to go-"

"EAT THE DARIO"

[millr]

joel's big dumb puppy eyes when ellie shoves him like if you agree

[tickfleato]

it's really funny how often i forget i'm mentally ill i'll spend months barely functioning and because it's just my baseline existence to be depressed i forget that most people can like, do things. i'll be like well i only want to kms a little bit so i'm actually fine. Anyway i'm fine

[greenticklerdreams]

As someone who's never tickled anyone who was tied down before, I can't imagine just... having all the time in the world to do exactly what I want. Before finding this community, I always imagined myself tickling as this fast, frantic thing, but... They're not trying (or able) to get away. They won't be able to escape or fight back. They can't be let out unless I decide to let them out. I can go as slowly as I want, as lightly as I want, I can focus on whatever spots I want for however long I want - and I still have the option to go wild if I want!

But you know what's even harder to comprehend? That they chose to be here. They want to be unable to escape, they want me to push their limits (within consensual reason), they are making themselves deliberately vulnerable for me. Me doing what I want is... completely fine by them. I think. I'm still not sure I can wholly believe that.

It's that combination of feeling like I'd be getting away with something horribly selfish and wicked... but it's not actually selfish at all, because I'm being given this generous gift, but it's also a gift that we're going to share, because I'll be giving it back to them...

It's honestly making my head swim right now.

I hope all lees know what amazing people they are.

P.S. rereading this before posting, I guess it applies to lees whether they're unbound or not, huh... the bondage just stops y'all from involuntarily jerking away. But the fact that you want to keep yourselves from jerking away so you can be tickled more!! I'm. I can't. Lees are so incredible.

[arikitari-josei-osaka-naru]

Sorry to do another jokey piece after not much art lately, but, Iad to do my own version of the "Do u like stars?" art meme, based on the original art by lilaliens4ever on twitter. I almost left the original dialogue, but decided to change it in the end.

[moongothic]

[mysticdeath]

Hi Klaus. I heard you were very good at braiding hair.

brows arch like storm - bent trees, casting shadowed suspicion upon the poor, unsuspecting soul who dared utter such blasphemy. klaus scoffed. it was the kind of scoff that carried the weight of disbelief and the stain of blood - spattered halls. the kind that seemed to scream, 'ABSOLUTELY BLOODY NOT, ' without the use of so many words. "braiding hair? absurd." words are alight with particular disdain, as though he'd been accused of knitting sweaters for his hybrids. no. no. such tales must be snuffed out, relegated to shadowy myth. "i am the original hybrid, feared from here to the edge of eternity." but by his sides, fingers twitched, the slightest betrayal of muscle memory of years long gone. "i braid nothing."

| | | | 🩸 — random asks, always accepting.

[blitzbuckz]

NOT Blitzø running around asking Goetias what came first "the chicken or the egg" because he's having a realization crisis after Via convinced him to try reading books. Deciding it was a bright idea to read about "BIRDS and REPTILES"

[thuganomxcs]

What do you call unlawfully beating Botan in a card game?? CHEATING DEATH. EY?? :D

[gemshroud]

"What that mouth do?"

It spits sewer water into the lavender eyes of my enemies <3

[rhapsodyandwoe]

M-master?! W-what?

"........."

"What I do in my free time is nothing to concern yourself with, pet."

[captainseamech]

you forgot THE PICKLESSSS

             “SHUT IT!”

[landofsamurai]

@whitexreflection asked:

Kamui casually kicked Okita in the dick.

"Oops, my foot slipped."

[crosaidi]

see this dorky face

SEE IT

now smooch it 😎

[atomicc]

>___O!

EDIT: Now has some pretty major inaccuracies.

[viatrixtravels-a]

"Y-Yes...I'm on my way..."

Paimon flew off, a little slower than usual while clutching her aching tummy.

"...Haah."

A heavy sigh fell from the Traveller's lips as she watched her companion disappear towards the bathroom, already realizing the fate which waited ahead of her.

"I feel like I'm going to have to unclog a toilet later today."

@fleetinglotus