#🌊 | inside the ship / ic

[captainseamech]

He has been booped to death, good job chat

[captainseamech]

@dragvnsovl: "Aw, c'mon! You're little like one so it fits!" He brings the points of two claws together to indicate how small he perceived the sailor. Kick his aft, High Tide. Do it.

             “Oh really?” There was a hint of aggressiveness coming from High Tide’s tone, both servos behind his back as he walked around the dinobot. “Can a guppie do... something like this?”

             Before the other had time to respond, the sea mech reached for his tail with a firm grasp from both servos and spun him around, his joints steaming rapidly in protest with the sudden action. Spinning just a few more to make sure he was above ground enough, a protesting hiss came from his frame as the sailor quickly tossed Grimlock away to make him land on a giant pile of scrap.

             “And stay there!”

[captainseamech]

@wolfpackmuses: Satan vc; Fought… who?

"Don't worry about it."

[captainseamech]

He hates it here. He absolutely detested it here. He spilled his drink because of this...

[captainseamech]

"... what's wrong with yall tonight?"

[captainseamech]

OCEAN MAN 🐚🐢🐳🐬🐟🐠🐡 TAKE ME BY THE HAND 🦈🦀🦞🦐🦪🌊🧜 LEAD ME TO THE LAND THAT YOU UNDERSTAND 🤖

".... what?"

[captainseamech]

[M!A] Over the next three (3) days, when someone comes within arms reach of you, you will suddenly, cherishingly cradle their face in your hands, stare deep into their eyes, and tell them the first thing that crosses your mind.

Will it be something genuine? Something insulting? Will the thought even be about them? We long to hear what you have to say.

             “....” High Tide’s gonna... cup the stranger’s face in his servos, staring them with his green optics for a few quiet seconds before saying what he had at the forefront of his mind.

             “This better not ruin me like ye just implied or else I will find ye and personally put ye in a closed coffin. Closed because they won’t find your face or even head when making ye funeral.”

[captainseamech]

"Imagine bein' in love with a mean, clumsy and overall delusional seven foot tall lizard dragon thing. Couldn't be me."

[captainseamech]

             Local ocean man not used to this attention.... especially in his holoform. Save him.

[captainseamech]

             ... He sees you, you know?

[captainseamech]

             “... In a technicality, just to say I ain’t a liar, I did bite somebot much bigger than me with my extended teeth once... but let’s just say that they didn’t survive to tell if they liked it or not. Yeah, the cables and armor around the neck were so far damaged by my bite that the medics didn’t manage to save them. And yes, I did tear through cables and ligaments and thick armor with just one bite.”

[captainseamech]

"Callin' someone weak because they are short is the lamest excuse I've ever seen."

"Ye didn't hear it from me, but if that happens and this someone is taller than ye, aim for the legs. Throw them off-balance to get the upper hand, and call them sluggish for bein' tall and slow."

[captainseamech]

His shoulders are aching a bit from throwing people all day.

[captainseamech]

"None of yall could take me." ......... "In a fight too, I suppose."

[captainseamech]

*nervous laughter* W-Well uh... maaaaaybe if you didnt do that you won't get scolded? I mean you're a grandpa! You should've known better than teasing your daughter with human food- *RUNS AWAY*

Target locked. No point in running, he's got extra energy and strength combo now! He will catch you!

... oh and don't mind the.... uh, the ungodly roar that escaped him. Nor the fact that he tried to swing that giant anchor at you to boost himself and get extra speed. Normal stuff.

[captainseamech]

             He’s beating any heated anons with a giant mop to cool their heads. And giving suppressants to the poor souls that fell under their spell.