#[[ godddd he is unhinged ]]

[queerofthedagger]

i love fingon so much just. he's so good and so reckless and he loves so fiercely it makes him do the most stupid shit, and in turn no one ever quite puts him first. I'm going to eat glass

[crossbackpoke-check]

yOu'Re gOiNg fOr a LiTeR? | "Habs react to Quebec Maple facts", 10.22.24

[marsbotz]

oh my god man i LOVEEEEE maxime. hes so so so good

[coffeeandcalligraphy]

jeremiah brainrot is so real I’m gonna crawl into a cave and write changing states all day

[maestro-of-clockwork]

Sketchbook let out a long sigh as she shut and locked the front door. She was absolutely tired - it'd been a long day at the bakery. So many cakes baked, so many cupcakes frosted, so many cookies decorated...even with her co-workers there, the fact-pacedness of it all made her head spin...

Exhausted, she decided to wind down by flopping onto the couch with a coloring book and her favorite colored pencils. The coloring book was full of little Pusheen illustrations to color in. The sight of the gray tabby on the cover made her smile, albeit tiredly.

She was about a half-hour into coloring now, feeling completely at ease to have something nice to focus on. Her stress melted off - she was totally engrossed in her coloring.

"Hello, Sketchbook dear," his voice cooed from across the room. "What are you up to~...?"

Sketchbook froze, she dared not look up.

No.

No, that wasn't him.

She was just hearing his voice again, just an auditory illusion produced by her paranoia.

Yeah, that was it...

Deciding to shrug it off as best she could, she continued coloring.

"Aww...don't tell me you're trying to ignore me," he spoke in a slight disappointment...now sounding much closer.

"G-go away," she shakily commanded, voice rendered timid with fear. "You're-...you're not real..."

She heard his aged baritone voice chuckle lightly as footsteps approached her seat.

"I'm not real, hm? I suppose you think the gift I that gave you during my last visit wasn't real, either?"

Sketchbook's mind flashed to the bee plush Antonio had given her. That, she knew for a fact, was real. She found herself shaking, not even physically able to look up from her coloring book even if she wanted to confirm her fear.

"My dear girl, you needn't shiver so...I've only come to talk."

She could hear him take a seat on the other end of her couch - less than 3 feet away from her. Out of the corner of her eye, she could clearly see him.

Antonio.

He was there.

He was really, truly there.

Her breath caught in her throat as she finally broke her trance from the coloring book to look to her right. She saw him in perfect detail - more detail than he mind could possibly produce.

His finely-pressed black suit, the white gloves that he often wore as he politely placed his hands on his lap...Sketchbook had to physically make herself look up at his face, just to confirm it all.

Antonio wore his usual smile, coal black eyes staring right at her.

"Convinced now~...?" he asked, a playful air in his tone.

Sketchbook immediately went into flight mode, crying out in pure terror as she tried to run - Antonio responded by hooking an arm around her waist and pulling her close to his side tightly.

"Normally, I'd not mind a good chase...but I don't want you to try and get away, not now. What I have to tell you is quite important to me."

She feebly struggled as Antonio continued speaking, "Do you remember when I tricked you into thinking you finally had a father...?"

How could she forget?

Starting to tear up, she croaked out a "Y-yes..."

"Well, ever since you and all of your friends moved on...I found myself growing rather fond of you...very fond. So fond, that...I don't think that façade I put on those years ago was a façade at all.

"I've kept a close eye on you and your friends...but I found myself wondering how you were faring, most of all..."

Sketchbook's blood turned to ice when it all hit her. He'd been watching her every move. That's how he knew all of her favorite things despite her never telling him.

Thinking further into it, it explained all of those gifts with no return address, those unexplained bank deposits...

Those gifts were never from her friends...they were from him.

They were all gestures of his twisted affection for her.

He was - she felt her stomach twist at the thought - doting on her...and she didn't even know it.

Antonio saw the realization in Sketchbook's face, his smile becoming kinder as he started stroking her snow-white hair.

He chuckled at her violent flinching, "These feelings are strange to me, even now, but...it feels right to care for you...just as much as it feels right to hurt you."

Her heart was racing as she struggled to ask, "I-...wh-why...? Wh-what makes me...different...?"

"Oh, darling," his voice came softly, "do you not think you're as lovable as you are~...?"

She had a good idea of how likable she was...but Antonio was lower than the last person she wanted to give her that attention.

The man wrapped his other arm around her, pulling her into a proper embrace, his voice becoming more affectionate, much to her utter disgust.

"You're always so kind-hearted, selfless, loving and cheerful...I swear, you brighten every room you walk into with that wonderful smile of yours! Not to mention how positively adorable you are~!

"Oh, I love seeing that sparkle of joy in your eyes when you're excited; that sweet smile when you bid one of your customers a good day; that delightful laugh when you find something funny...

"You're the daughter anyone would be thrilled to have," he finished, beginning to nuzzle her cheek, "and I'm so, so very proud of you...I'm so happy that you're my little ray of sunshine~..."

Sketchbook was speechless, and really, what could she say after hearing all of this?

She stayed frozen, shaking, silently crying into his chest as he continued to pet her. His ticking was soft, calm. He was at peace, telling her this.

This wasn't another lie.

He was telling the truth.

He was being genuine.

Her tormentor, the being that tortured her in her dreams nearly every night...truly thought of her as his daughter.

Antonio hummed in delight, "It's so lovely to hold you like this...I haven't had you in my arms for so long..."

He thankfully pulled away, but unfortunately not enough for her to break out of his grasp. The man placed a hand on his "daughter's" cheek, eyes full of affection.

"I've been thinking of spending time with you more often. How about, every other week, we go out and do something fun together? I can take you anywhere you'd like to go...we can do anything your sweet little heart desires!" he suggested brightly, beaming now.

"It would be my treat, of course," he added. "Anything my little sunshine wants, she'll get~..."

Sketchbook's words finally broke through, "I-I-I...I just want you to leave me alone, T-Tony...please..."

"You may have anything but that, Sketchbook. There is no getting away from Time," replied his sing-song voice, starting to stroke her cheek with his thumb.

He did that for a few moments before finally stopping, "I suppose I'll leave you be for now. You can expect my arrival the week after the next..."

Antonio seemed to contemplate something for a bit before deciding to give Sketchbook a platonic kiss on the forehead, sending waves of unimaginable revulsion through her.

"Take very good care of yourself, sweet sunshine...and stay bundled up when you go outside," he advised, rising from the couch. "I wouldn't want you to catch a cold."

That was the last thing he said before he ruffled her hair and vanished into thin air.

Sketchbook didn't know how she was going to sleep at night after this...or if she was going to be able to sleep at all.

[weebsinstash]

OHOHOHO, I absolutely LOVE the idea of an unhinged, yandere omega. Who would ever suspect the 'soft little omega' as an actual danger? What can they do, cmon, you should be flattered~

Or even if it's someone like Miguel as an omega, despite him being Absolutely Huge and totally able to crush you like an empty soda can there's this... lingering /urge/ to protect and serve him that he takes full and absolute advantage of.

Like, say he decides he needs an assistant to help him keep track of his busy schedule and any objections you come up with straight up don't matter because He's An Omega and you Have To Help Him. Or just kind of plucks you up one day and informs you you are now on call for his upcoming heats- what're you gonna do, tell this 'clearly vulnerable and fragile' Omega you aren't interested?

You can be chatting to someone and have him come up and literally drag you off and EVERYONE dismisses it or blames you for setting off his fucking 'nesting' instincts like he's not a grown ass man capable of making his own damn decisions.

Or even him pheromone bombing you to make you all pliable and agreeable when he needs it. His Alpha is getting fussy? He just forces your face into his neck until you go all soft and dazed and fuzzy, letting him do whatever he wants because you're just absolutely punch-drunk.

Anon you are opening my mind's third eye right now, there's a post I think about from time to time and it was kinda about gender roles and like certain things being subjective and it was someone going "am I still butch if I have plushies all over my bed" and someone replied something like "dude that's butch as hell, you have all these cute tiny creatures you're being a guardian of and feel protective of"

You're just a female Alpha trying to mind your own business and one day you get a good WHIFF of those Certified Omega Miguel Pheromones and suddenly your stupid ass Hormone Brain is going "hey, hey, you know what would be very Alpha of you. If you took care of that Omega by getting pregnant and giving him a baby. Don't you want to give the Omega a cute little baby or two to take care of and give kisses to and buy little baby clothes for? Don't you want to see his big strong arms holding a lil teeny baby? He'd be SO HAPPY if you gave him a lil baby. Just one. Or a few. Provide for your Omega by taking a fat cream pie from that man. Dont you want the Omega to be happy" and from then on your coochie/instincts are like screaming out half the time you're around him

I guess it can kind of vary depending on how "all consuming" you prefer like heats and ruts and pheromones to be/have an effect on you

And like, yandere and not wanting anyone else besides you or not, I'm sure like he has plenty of fans right but he probably intimidates the fuck out of most people so, you know, he probably intimidates most Alphas too

You're helping him in his office and you can tell he's got a bad migraine from being light sensitive and suddenly you're overwhelmed with the urge to rub his back and ask if he needs anything. You're bringing the man food and drinks every so often and make sure to ask him when he's got enough sleep. One may think, "oh you're a submissive Omega serving and obeying your Alpha" nah son YOU'RE the Alpha and like yeah you are being just nice and compassionate but, you're PROVIDING for him

Fucking nesting ass Miguel. It depends on preference since with ABO sometimes you know, Things Are Different Downstairs, we all need a little girldick from time to time, but, him developing the nesting instincts not even for himself he's like preparing for YOU to be pregnant. Scurrying around making sure his home is well stocked and rationed up like he's a squirrel storing for the winter because, he doesn't want his Alpha to not be able to soothe all her cravings 🥺🥺🥺 that would make him a Bad Terrible Horrible Omega and also you need the utmost care for the baby/babies/pups/whatever word you prefer

The pheromone bombing, godddd. Even if you're still mad and upset I imagine from a biological standpoint that it would at least like, help your body stop like reacting to any negative stress, like how you can be anxious or you can be Anxious Anxious where you're literally having heart palpitations and your chest feels tighter, like, he doesn't want his Alpha to be too stressed 🥺 you want him to bake you some sopapillas or something?

Lyla all "heyyyyy call me crazy but I think judging by the way Reader is so antsy and stockin up on food lately that SOMEONE is about to have their rut ;) maybe you should pop on for a visit"

Miguel: I dunno if I should

Lyla: why, because its questionably ethical and she might sleep with you when she's not in the right state of mind?

Miguel: no because what if I can't please her in bed and she doesn't like me 🥺👉👈

This man sees you holding Mayday ONCE and suddenly he's got a mental catalogue with all the different ways your potential babies could look. Would you let him name any of them Gabriella after his daughter or Gabriel after his brother? Would they have your eyes or his? Hair color? What if you spit out an Alpha with his height? Or maybe you two would have cute Omega babies just like their mom. He's just sitting there mentally going 🥰🥰🥰 while Lyla is snapping her fingers in front of his face "Hey, Hey, Earth to Planet DILF, you've never even kissed her yet, buddy"

Your rut hits and you're isolated in your Nueva York cyberpunk apartment which or course he has the pass key for and, "oh gosh Reader are you ok-- oh no you're suddenly pushing me down and ripping my clothes off, oh noooOoooOoo I sure hope you don't get prrrrregante, I didn't bring any protection 👉👈 *wink wink*"

[amourtoken]

Sorry not sorry

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Everything's Dom!Folio coded

GODDDD FUCK!!!!!! ur right

I literally cannot ever get enough of Dom Folio cause ik he's fucking insane and evil and FUCK I NEED HIM!!!

he likes when you're basically brain dead yours so far into subspace for him and he gets to make all the decisions for you. You'll do anything he fucking says like that and he tiptoes around the edge of abusing this power cause it's just so hot to see you so unhinged and pliant for him. Not that you ever complained in the first place but damn when all you can do is cry and whine and bury your face in his neck while your arms are around his shoulders and you're bouncing on his dick he can't help but enjoy it a lil more than usual.

He's condescendingly praising you the whole time he's pulling you apart as well. Teasing you for the way your legs shake when he rubs his tip against your clit before sinking into you balls deep in a single thrust that makes you yelp and tear up (he's definitely calling you his lil crybaby for that as well cause he's mean but he punctuates it with a forehead kiss). His favorite thing in the world is to fuck you from behind with your back to his chest held up in a headlock, your nails sinking into his forearm trying to ease the pressure while black spots are flooding the edges of your vision and you're whimpering nonsense cause your brain is so fried. You don't need to do any of the thinking, that's what he's here for-

"just relax and take this dick like a good girl, yeah?"

if yall are at risk of someone catching you, as much as he loves the sounds you make he's flipping you into missionary and pressing a big hand over your mouth to muffle any of the noises. It's barely effective but it's a little better than everyone in the neighboring room hearing you begging for "daddy to fuck you harder" (tbh he'd love for everyone to hear, cause then everyone knows exactly who you belong to. But he'll be courteous this time.) If he's not got a hand over your mouth he's pressing your face into the pillows and fucking you from behind, hands groping at your ass and spreading you wider so he can fuck you deeper.

When he cums he's buried so fucking deep that you swear you can feel him in your chest and he's leaning up so you can hear all the filthy words and sounds resonating from his chest. He's already mouthy enough to hear from far away but fuck if it isn't hot hearing his moans pitch up into a near whine right against your ear??

[sad-stucky-shipper-107]

I HAVE RETURNED BC U INVITED ME TO DROP BY ANYTIME

Naruto begging the cloud village MFs on Sasuke's behalf always has me in PIECESSSSS this boy is so in love.

He's trying desperately to apply his new peaceful ideology he learned from his Pain confrontation to protect Sasuke :') but he literally says he would want to get revenge if they ever hurt Sasuke :'')

this boy tells the KAGE "please I don't want to have to attack yall over his death,, bc that's what I'll do if you kill him" BRO???

pacifism < love for Sasuke

So first of all HIIIII WELCOME BACK I DID INVITE YOU YES! :D :D :D

AND SECOND OF ALL GODDDD I WAS ON THE FLOOR. I WAS CRYING. I WAS FROTHING AT THE MOUTH. FIRST HE GETS THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF HIM FOR SASUKE THEN HE ABANDON'S HIS FUCKING PRIDE AND THEN HE FUCKING (indirectly) THREATENS THEM WITH LITERAL WAR? SKJFALSJF NARUTO, NARUTO I LOVE U ALMOST AS MUCH AS U LOVE SASUKE.

AND I SAY ALMOST BECAUSE I CANNOT MATCH THAT LEVEL OF UNHINGED AJFSDJFKLDKF

[cyberdragoninfinity]

giving you dennis for the ask meme if you havent gotten him already. gotta get that daily dose of poodle

:) thank you tam i would love to talk about him.

Why I like them/why I don’t: god. Guy Who Burrowed Into My Brain So Fucking Bad. Help Me. i love this jackass. he's a fucking LOSER!!! HE SUCKS!!! i LOVE that dennis is a spineless pathetic liar and massive coward and an unhinged asshole more times than once!! type of guy who's just masks all the way down and i KNOW his identity issues are fucking lethal back there. his dub voice is an absolutely top 10 favorite for me!! he is one of the BIGGEST war criminals in yugioh to the point that he had to spend his duel links event apologizing to the rest of the cast!!! HE KILLED HIMSELF IN FRONT OF A CRUISE SHIP FULL OF PEOPLE. AND HE TALKS LIKE THAT. AND ACTS LIKE THAT. HIS GUILT IS GOING TO EAT HIM ALIVE. REBLOG TO MAKE IT EAT HIM FASTER.

also if we're always talkin about like. jesse and yugi and joey's dock duel as yugioh's gayest moments and characters we need dennis on that list right fucking now. borderline canon gay character to me he is so deliberately gay coded to like. 1930s Hayes Code Movie Degrees. fucking insane. slash pos.

What I like about their appearance: it is so fucking stupid. <3 the like??!?! jacket + vest combo in polymerization colors??!? his little purple bow that's matchies with yuri for some reason???? HIS STUPIDASS HAIR THAT LOOKS LIKE EASTER FAKE CRINKLE GRASS?? RIDICULOUS CHARACTER DESIGN. SLASH POS. CARROT BIT ME.... AGAIN.

Do I prefer their dub names or original names? cannot believe he came like that (named dennis.) i think i like 'macfield' a smidge more than mcfield though. dawg why you got two always sunny characters in your name.

OTP: siiiiiiiighssss through my teeth. i will not. be beating the Losing the Yaoi War allegations. dennis/yuri truthism blowing my entire brain up this summer and fall and Now. as if it's my fault dennis's duel links lines for yuri Sound Like That. i know they had a little gay thing only the way toxic codependent middle schoolers can have. yuri's convo with dennis in DL might make me insane. sorry in advance.

NOTP: obviously i cant make people Not ship something but whenever i see dennis shipped with a girl im just a little bit like. are you sure about that. are we sure. 🌈

OT3: i actually dont think i really have a 3+ ship for dennis. born 2 be monogamous i guess. i dont think he could handle having multiple partners i feel like he'd date them separately and be too skittish to break up with one of them and then it blows up in his face. lol

Favourite card they use: ive grown very fond of Performage Trapeze Magician after using it in DL for months now.... Flame Eater is also Really sillycute

i also. do like chaos ancient gear giant and its big fucked up dog pauldrons. dennis and his hunting hounds…okaaaayyyy

Favourite moment they were in: GODDDD IT'S SO FUCKING HARD TO PICK JUST ONE. I NEED TO MAKE A DENNIS DUB COMPILATION SO BAD. EVERY TIME HE'S ON SCREEN IS A TREAT FOR ME i think i have to go with his duel with gong in synchro. i love his dynamic with gong i wish we got more of it.

Least favourite moment: i Like the dennis/yuya duel (it's like. one of the few things i actually like about that 8 episode final stretch from hell) but i gotta say i dont know how great i feel about having dennis become the dueltaining teacher to all these kids who got war displaced effectively due to. uh. his actions. yugioh i dont know about that one.

Something I associate with them:

i dont want to talk about it.

[bloodibambiidoll]

Rafe didn’t like how comfortable I was getting with these other men he needed to be in control of this blog again. Oh my GODDDD I feel so unhinged right now!!! Seeing him flirt n be all up on someone !??!? I’m literally about to write so many fucking fics.

[yeyinde]

i am not sure if you read manhwas/mangas/manhuas other than jjk, but the sheer amount of me reading them got me in a brainrot:

thinking about 141 are just a bunch of shady scary magicians in the typical mage tower. their connection to the arcane granted them long lives, and price is the leader, keeping most of them from doing things that might permanently dent the human world because they're, let's face it— unhinged and detached from the world. they don't really involve themselves much of the outside world, unless necessary.

now enter the equation: reader. who didn't know any better, stumbled into the tower with curious eyes and so...innocent. it doesn't take long for them to get attached, want to carve themselves a place into the reader's heart. Price, especially. often tries to hang around, saying some sort of excuse that barely passes as bullshit.

it gets to the point thoughts swim— to permanently lock them away but hesitating because of the need to keep the light in their eyes shining.

Though he does it, eventually. it was quite a dilemma for him at first. he's decades, perhaps centuries older, and he should know better than to keep you practically locked down in the tower. safer here, he'd say, before brushing his guilt off and continuing on. he'd even say use his age to play against protests that might come up at first from reader.

So what then, if his bad, bad habit of getting rather possessive rears its ugly head when he finally allowed you to leave, promising you'd return, only to not? (bonus points if its nothing the reader had control of)

breaking a promise will never sit with him. no, never.

i don't read a lot of fantasy manga admittedly (mostly leaning toward horror, seinen/shounen, SJ, and classics), but ohhh, i love this so much!!! reader just casually strolling through the mythical forest everyone warns them away from and suddenly they're swept away from everything they ever loved and knew. the whole "only i know what's best for you" narrative this would devolve into is particularly appealing to me.

especially if half the see, told you so moments were entirely engineered by Price himself. pulling strings. but in a way that's so removed, he can still plead his innocence and get off on a technicality. and maybe these situations are so bad, so terrifying, that you start to accept what he says as truth because he's seemingly right so often. and what do you know compared to an ancient mage? best trust him even though you can clearly hear the slide of a lock clicking into place.

godddd i am a SUCKER for ivory towers. gilded cages. "i'm doing this for YOU. can't you see that?!" desperation. it's so unhinged. so terrible. i'll eat it up and go for seconds each time.

incredible. brilliant. i'll have one whole fic on this, please.

[zeibei]

What would you say draws you to the FreezeIce ship? Are there any other ships you enjoy? Also, I noticed you draw Ice and Freeze in a whole lot of different scenarios and poses. Where do you get your ideas for compositions?

Oh god, now I really have to write the whole essay ahahah..

(korn becomes unhinged)

Q1:

its because its kinda gay

I have to put this honestly, but I love stupid and dorky guys (Freeze) especially after the whole Battle and Chase Arc in Megamix. I just couldn't help but think: These Bitches Are Gay Good For Them!!!

I thank my partner who took the time to scan and send me the entire fucking megamix and gigamix chapters so I wouldn’t have known about this prior because of them

I could go into the absolute layers of insanity of how I think of them past beyond their portrayal of them outside of Megamix as well.

But Megamix really is the base of my own hell especially, my guy was hidden as a Black 4 Roader with the number 5 on him. (who is a number 5 as well? coincidence? i think not!!!)

But right after that, my guy literally out here behind Ice the entire time post Battle and Chase Arc. Also Ice wondering if Freeze was alright when he didn’t get any emails from him??? AUGH * shreds paper *

I love that its a fact that Freeze does respect Ice as his senior and that both their own personalities do align according to their CD datas, etc; show-off (ice) and gaudy (freeze). So I do think they get along well very much in the state of personality and maybe be a bit competitive at times. so uhhh maybe they can be gay or smth smiles

also my bad for the screenshots

also fun fact:

in power battles, Ice makes a cameo in the background when you fight freeze

and for when battling ice, his theme is replaced with a remix of freeze’s

while Freeze’s theme is replaced with a remix of Gemini’s theme but this aint gemini rn

Q2:

But godddd, some I missed as of recently is that of TopStar but thats all for now if i havent said anything

Q3:

But I really do kinda just really take a blend of all the portrayals and work with it, Ice is easier to do, but for Freeze is limited since he doesn’t show up much. Also just thinking of guys too hard, especially when I work nights, you got to keep yourself entertained. Really I just think, what would they do? Associate with the environment and maybe get silly with it, mostly silly hehehe

[wasyago]

With all this jrwi art I got to know who is your favorite character so far? :)

oh godddd this is tough..... i mean. i'm very clearly biased towards non human characters so gillion is definitely up there... plus he's so autistic coded and a bit of a himbo.... and he's a fish and i really like fishes............. but like, chip has a very interesting story and he's developing and showing his emotions in very interesting ways, and i feel for him. he's a bastard and a clown but he's charming and caring... and jay is so cool and interesting because she seems like the only voice of reason in the group but then she does something crazy insane and you realize that she's as unhinged as the other two if not more.... and she also has some intriguing things in her backstory and im sad it doesn't get mentioned as often as chip's u_u

so um. i like them all so much and they're like "frequently bought together. do not separate", in a sense that their chemistry and interactions are so endearing and wholesome and heartbreaking sometimes that if you remove one of them it shatters the whole thing. and as much as i enjoy story and plot I wish we could get more moments of them just goofing around on the ship or at least talking to each other normally and not about their new destination.... so i can't really pick a favorite

also yes its totally Gillion Tidestrider

[starlight-lesbians]

yooo funny coincidence but basically your greek god post reminded me i wanted to watch that new show kaos on netflix, so i’m watching rn

anyway i’d seen somewhere that the name tassita comes from latin or greek or something (and there’s the english word tacit so) but in this show (and therefore in ancient greece obvs) they have like hera’s prophet thingies called the tacita who are like who the people people go to confess stuff to, and the idea is their tongues are cut out so they can’t repeat the secrets

anyway i just think it’s kinda funny bc like obviously the name tassita comes from that (or they just have the same root word, eg, how we got the word tacit) but like the fact that tassita is literally named after people with no tongues is sending me

so anyway for the greek gods au tassita is basically just one of hera’s priests

unhinged headcanon but demigods learning about the tacita and finding it hysterical that tassita has the same name, so they start a thing where basically they just confess EVERYTHING to tassita. tassita is absolutely sick of hearing about how fit greaseball looked today (dinah), how cute belle is (slick), or how sexy greaseball is (that was from greaseball herself), so he starts charging for a confessional booth.

i’m picturing greaseball just picking him up and trapping him to vent about how dinah is so annoying, how much she hates her, how she does this weird thing to greaseball that makes her go all weird and warm and flustered and she doesn’t understand it. tassita hits her for being so stupid and basically forces her to ask dinah out.

OH MY GODDDD

ok first thing i had no clue that that was where tassita’s name came from that’s so cool!!

second thing tass smacking greaseball and making her ask dinah out is so on brand. i’m convinced that’s what actually happened in the musical canon because they’re both so silly 🥲

in conclusion tass is making bank off these losers (who he loves dearly)

[onemorecupofcoffee]

overall review of performances

silvio - pleasantly surprising!!! i loved the performance of this live it was so energetic

it ain't me babe - INSANE FUCKING INSANE.!!! THE ONLY SONG I WASN'T EXPECTING and so it was one of the most magical because i had no idea he was going to play this but from the first song i went holy shit holy shit he's doing it ain't me babe what the fuck!!! also the harmonica was SO AWESOME seeing bob play harmonica live is just something else

love sick - SO beautiful i actually love this song it's one of my favorites ever just .. so good

little queenie - very fun and funky, i wasn't too familiar w the og so it was fun to hear it for the first time live! bob's covers are always so nice

mr. blue - so so beautiful and in my mind i kept thinking about the basement tapes version of this and he still has that same dictation w it!! i loved it

early roman kings - SO GOOD LIVE OMG so much better than the already amazing studio version and i forgot about the unhinged lines until they came and almost screamed. the "i'll even make love to a bitch or a hag" line was SO funny to see live and the serious way bob says "ding dong daddy"

hard rain - OHHH MY GODDD so he did switch up the order of the verses and stuff it was just so so cool and magical to see live oh my god

under the red sky - the most surprising of the night aside from it ain't me babe. i knew he was going to play it but the way he did it was so so awesome and killer and his band just made the performance so special and awesome

things have changed - THE BEST THING EVER THIS WAS INSANE TO SEE LIVE IT CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER I JUST LOVE THIS SONG SO SO MUCH IT WAS JUST INSANE AND OBV I WAS EXCITED TO SEE BOB BUT TO SEE THIS SONG LIVE??????? AUGHHH AND I LOVE HOW HE CHANGES THE STYLE UP LIVE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I CANT EXPLAIN HOW SURREAL THIS WAS

stella blue - also a song i haven't heard before due to it being another cover but probably one of the most sensual and delicate and beautiful performances the entire night aughhh

six days on the road - also very very good i loved it!!!

can't wait - so i've been OBSESSED with the alternate versions of this song recently so this was AMAZING to see and i just loved it so much i LOVE this song its so awesome

i'll be your baby tonight - easily one of the best performances of the night actually. i loved how he started it slower with less instruments and built up the song and the performance was so good especially when it picked up the way bob said "SHUT THE LIGHT!!! CLOSE THE DOOR!!!" i was squealing the entire time

soon after midnight - i like this song okay on the studio version but it was REALLY BEAUTIFULLL to see live. not one of my favorites but i appreciated it

simple twist of fate - INSANEEE AND SO SO BEAUTIFUL and it was insane and obviously the new lyric change made me go crazy esp bc i forgot he had a new lyric change and then i was like oh my godddd he's so insane

ballad of a thin man - ALSO ONE OF THE BEST!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE BOB DYLAN SONGS AND IT WAS JUST. SO GOOD!!!! AND HE STOOD UP AT THE END AND GOT ALL EXCITED PLAYING THE PIANO!!! JUST LIKE 1966!!! IT WAS SO SO GOOD OH MY GOD

[decepti-thots]

My sister is aware of TaraProwl through my saga of thinking Tara was some human character in explicitly shipped with Prowl and associated with spiders until I saw a picture and went "TARANTULAS!?" and then she has had the entire storyline of that explained to her through vague hand gestures and memes.

This was one of her first bits of Transformers lore.

afjhsaSFJGDAF oh my godddd.

'tara' does sound like his humansona now you say that. ok no. hang on. someone SHOULD design tarantulas' goth girl gf humansona. he's trying a new, even more unhinged tactic to get prowl's attention after noticing prowl's attachment to humans. he googled 'human girl attractive?' for research. oh god. i have to stop here.

anyway. that's a fine introduction actually, it sounds like you both had a great time if u ask me lmao