#[[ godddd he is unhinged ]]
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queerofthedagger · 8 months ago
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i love fingon so much just. he's so good and so reckless and he loves so fiercely it makes him do the most stupid shit, and in turn no one ever quite puts him first. I'm going to eat glass
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crossbackpoke-check · 2 months ago
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yOu'Re gOiNg fOr a LiTeR? | "Habs react to Quebec Maple facts", 10.22.24
#guys this is not becoming a regular thing this is just the mental illinois breaking through but ALSO I SAW THIS AND SCREAMEDDDDD#they did this For Me. those are all my guys. like yes yes we know about xhekovský but that’s my adopted austrian son david reinbacher!!!#that’s my baby goalie carey price time travel cowboy son cayden primeau!!!! and i just LOVE that they were like#‘yeah so one of them is gonna be a bitch in both pairs. & yeah we’re gonna make them lose.’ & i am HERE for it. you know the media day vid#where they asked all of them who was brat on the team and like 75% said slaf which we all KNEW? yes. correct. even more evidence godddd#also empathize so much with him because i hate feeling stupid & he is notably like. a very smart guy w/good awareness of broader society#and sorry to get like this on a silly little post i’m about to fanfiction-ify before i have xhekovský hours but so much of this goes back#to the xenophobia in the nhl and how we treat players (not only that. people in north am/west tbh) whose first language is not english#and degrade/discredit them and their intelligence by virtue of their multilingualism and how we even think about multilingualism as a whole#e.g. the sense that certain languages are perceived as more ‘valuable’ capital/the support that SHOULD be there for language learning simpl#is not from what i can tell in the nhl so even if you wanted to foster an environment of intercultural competency they’re doing nothing to#support it. the stories!! of so many guys! reliant solely upon their teammates for basic necessities! WHERE is your language acquisition#programming. sorry the linguistics language and culture attempted to jump out there & i am not conveying what i want to say at ALL. anyway#juraj's slow descent into madness as u can SEE him visibly getting more & more over it & done is my roman empire. like he's having fun#at first he's laughing 'what is this whiskey?' & i AM thinking that toothy little grin at arber with the jerkoff hand motion about the mapl#syrup only taking a few minutes to come (out) was a dig. lord knows arber deserved it with his shorts pulled all the way up like GOD the me#you put here to wear slutty little 3" shorts live in cold CANADA and have to cover up their thigh tattoos. what a travesty. and the amount#of THIGH in this video i- biting. arber's hairy legs slaf's manspreading more as he gets frustrated & arber teases him i. and DAVID????#on a completely different note cayden with his face covered is giving me INTENSE brainworms i have the most unhinged storylines for him#AND THE BRYNDZOVE HALUSKYYYY everything past 2:00 is gold. david's tired sighs. slaf hating it here. arber having the time of his life#'taste' 'that's not an advantage' DAVID kill him. 'maple syrup specialist... normal guy 🤷' slaf you are the WORST loser and ily for it#arber defending his wife w/his life... juraj's the smartest guy in the room & arber's on his leash about it. it goes both ways (to be cont)#juraj slafkovský#arber xhekaj#david reinbacher#cayden primeau#montreal canadiens#i'm xhekovský posting leave me alone i'm also *****
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coffeeandcalligraphy · 1 year ago
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jeremiah brainrot is so real I’m gonna crawl into a cave and write changing states all day
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weebsinstash · 2 years ago
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OHOHOHO, I absolutely LOVE the idea of an unhinged, yandere omega. Who would ever suspect the 'soft little omega' as an actual danger? What can they do, cmon, you should be flattered~
Or even if it's someone like Miguel as an omega, despite him being Absolutely Huge and totally able to crush you like an empty soda can there's this... lingering /urge/ to protect and serve him that he takes full and absolute advantage of.
Like, say he decides he needs an assistant to help him keep track of his busy schedule and any objections you come up with straight up don't matter because He's An Omega and you Have To Help Him. Or just kind of plucks you up one day and informs you you are now on call for his upcoming heats- what're you gonna do, tell this 'clearly vulnerable and fragile' Omega you aren't interested?
You can be chatting to someone and have him come up and literally drag you off and EVERYONE dismisses it or blames you for setting off his fucking 'nesting' instincts like he's not a grown ass man capable of making his own damn decisions.
Or even him pheromone bombing you to make you all pliable and agreeable when he needs it. His Alpha is getting fussy? He just forces your face into his neck until you go all soft and dazed and fuzzy, letting him do whatever he wants because you're just absolutely punch-drunk.
Anon you are opening my mind's third eye right now, there's a post I think about from time to time and it was kinda about gender roles and like certain things being subjective and it was someone going "am I still butch if I have plushies all over my bed" and someone replied something like "dude that's butch as hell, you have all these cute tiny creatures you're being a guardian of and feel protective of"
You're just a female Alpha trying to mind your own business and one day you get a good WHIFF of those Certified Omega Miguel Pheromones and suddenly your stupid ass Hormone Brain is going "hey, hey, you know what would be very Alpha of you. If you took care of that Omega by getting pregnant and giving him a baby. Don't you want to give the Omega a cute little baby or two to take care of and give kisses to and buy little baby clothes for? Don't you want to see his big strong arms holding a lil teeny baby? He'd be SO HAPPY if you gave him a lil baby. Just one. Or a few. Provide for your Omega by taking a fat cream pie from that man. Dont you want the Omega to be happy" and from then on your coochie/instincts are like screaming out half the time you're around him
I guess it can kind of vary depending on how "all consuming" you prefer like heats and ruts and pheromones to be/have an effect on you
And like, yandere and not wanting anyone else besides you or not, I'm sure like he has plenty of fans right but he probably intimidates the fuck out of most people so, you know, he probably intimidates most Alphas too
You're helping him in his office and you can tell he's got a bad migraine from being light sensitive and suddenly you're overwhelmed with the urge to rub his back and ask if he needs anything. You're bringing the man food and drinks every so often and make sure to ask him when he's got enough sleep. One may think, "oh you're a submissive Omega serving and obeying your Alpha" nah son YOU'RE the Alpha and like yeah you are being just nice and compassionate but, you're PROVIDING for him
Fucking nesting ass Miguel. It depends on preference since with ABO sometimes you know, Things Are Different Downstairs, we all need a little girldick from time to time, but, him developing the nesting instincts not even for himself he's like preparing for YOU to be pregnant. Scurrying around making sure his home is well stocked and rationed up like he's a squirrel storing for the winter because, he doesn't want his Alpha to not be able to soothe all her cravings 🥺🥺🥺 that would make him a Bad Terrible Horrible Omega and also you need the utmost care for the baby/babies/pups/whatever word you prefer
The pheromone bombing, godddd. Even if you're still mad and upset I imagine from a biological standpoint that it would at least like, help your body stop like reacting to any negative stress, like how you can be anxious or you can be Anxious Anxious where you're literally having heart palpitations and your chest feels tighter, like, he doesn't want his Alpha to be too stressed 🥺 you want him to bake you some sopapillas or something?
Lyla all "heyyyyy call me crazy but I think judging by the way Reader is so antsy and stockin up on food lately that SOMEONE is about to have their rut ;) maybe you should pop on for a visit"
Miguel: I dunno if I should
Lyla: why, because its questionably ethical and she might sleep with you when she's not in the right state of mind?
Miguel: no because what if I can't please her in bed and she doesn't like me 🥺👉👈
This man sees you holding Mayday ONCE and suddenly he's got a mental catalogue with all the different ways your potential babies could look. Would you let him name any of them Gabriella after his daughter or Gabriel after his brother? Would they have your eyes or his? Hair color? What if you spit out an Alpha with his height? Or maybe you two would have cute Omega babies just like their mom. He's just sitting there mentally going 🥰🥰🥰 while Lyla is snapping her fingers in front of his face "Hey, Hey, Earth to Planet DILF, you've never even kissed her yet, buddy"
Your rut hits and you're isolated in your Nueva York cyberpunk apartment which or course he has the pass key for and, "oh gosh Reader are you ok-- oh no you're suddenly pushing me down and ripping my clothes off, oh noooOoooOoo I sure hope you don't get prrrrregante, I didn't bring any protection 👉👈 *wink wink*"
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eights-world · 24 days ago
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Please feel free to ignore this if it’s spoilers for the fic ur writing lmao but how does Petey really feel about being the cause for Rory’s situation? I feel like something like that would eat away at him but he’s also unhinged and freaky as hell so idk💀 also what are some things Rory’s had trouble getting used to since becoming a Dogman? Your story writing and art are so sick btw thank you for Dogman angst I appreciate it a lot<33
petey is literally not okii and through some insane leaps in logic, feels like rory should honestly be GRATEFUL he ruined his life and killed his best friend. bc like "oh look at all the opportunities that opened for you after it all,,,, and you have me too :33" he would get his shit rocked after saying that
he does feel bad later on and yeaa, it does keep him awake at night, but thats not till a LOOTTTT of character development. hes not there yet
it took rory a WHILE to get used to walking on two legs and using his hands, it was weird. hes still not a big fan of it. his spine is also just,, in general fucked up with the way its forcibly fused/connected to his head, so he has back pain a lot of the time. he also hates having skin, and flesh, and everything is either too dry or too wet and he hates having a body, this thing isnt even his, why didnt they just kill him oh my godddd get him OUT!!!!!
anyway :33
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sad-stucky-shipper-107 · 6 months ago
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I HAVE RETURNED BC U INVITED ME TO DROP BY ANYTIME
Naruto begging the cloud village MFs on Sasuke's behalf always has me in PIECESSSSS this boy is so in love.
He's trying desperately to apply his new peaceful ideology he learned from his Pain confrontation to protect Sasuke :') but he literally says he would want to get revenge if they ever hurt Sasuke :'')
this boy tells the KAGE "please I don't want to have to attack yall over his death,, bc that's what I'll do if you kill him" BRO???
pacifism < love for Sasuke
So first of all HIIIII WELCOME BACK I DID INVITE YOU YES! :D :D :D
AND SECOND OF ALL GODDDD I WAS ON THE FLOOR. I WAS CRYING. I WAS FROTHING AT THE MOUTH. FIRST HE GETS THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF HIM FOR SASUKE THEN HE ABANDON'S HIS FUCKING PRIDE AND THEN HE FUCKING (indirectly) THREATENS THEM WITH LITERAL WAR? SKJFALSJF NARUTO, NARUTO I LOVE U ALMOST AS MUCH AS U LOVE SASUKE.
AND I SAY ALMOST BECAUSE I CANNOT MATCH THAT LEVEL OF UNHINGED AJFSDJFKLDKF
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yeyinde · 23 days ago
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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGd6jxr2d/
Just thought it would be cool if you saw this ok beyyy <3
okay. i'm in love with this concept. it's almost like a reverse ai!John that @/syoddeye has been writing (if you haven't read it already, please do!!!!!).
i toyed around with something similar in Neon Medusa (where you're not even sure if you're a real person or not) and there's nothing quite existentially crushing like going your whole life thinking you're a human only to find out that you have sentience, but not free will :))) that you're just a toy someone else made. a passion project. a whim. that your whole existence is made up of circuitry and metal parts.
i'd also love if the android had an ego or a point of pride. like maybe they were really good at something—art, music, dancing; a world famous ballerina—and it's almost become a core of who they are. their existence hinging on their greatness at this one thing. only because i love the idea of them spurning this man's interest over and over again (fully under the belief this guy is an unhinged fan or a stalker) to focus on their career only to get cornered with the realisation that he likes ballet. dance. music. that he made them to entertain him.
and now that he's had his fill, it's time for them to come home. absolutely brutal.
also. the inventor looks like Viktor from arcane. and this artist is able to convey disgust and fear so deliciously too. my godddd the look on her face. unreal!!
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cyberdragoninfinity · 3 months ago
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giving you dennis for the ask meme if you havent gotten him already. gotta get that daily dose of poodle
:) thank you tam i would love to talk about him.
Why I like them/why I don’t: god. Guy Who Burrowed Into My Brain So Fucking Bad. Help Me. i love this jackass. he's a fucking LOSER!!! HE SUCKS!!! i LOVE that dennis is a spineless pathetic liar and massive coward and an unhinged asshole more times than once!! type of guy who's just masks all the way down and i KNOW his identity issues are fucking lethal back there. his dub voice is an absolutely top 10 favorite for me!! he is one of the BIGGEST war criminals in yugioh to the point that he had to spend his duel links event apologizing to the rest of the cast!!! HE KILLED HIMSELF IN FRONT OF A CRUISE SHIP FULL OF PEOPLE. AND HE TALKS LIKE THAT. AND ACTS LIKE THAT. HIS GUILT IS GOING TO EAT HIM ALIVE. REBLOG TO MAKE IT EAT HIM FASTER.
also if we're always talkin about like. jesse and yugi and joey's dock duel as yugioh's gayest moments and characters we need dennis on that list right fucking now. borderline canon gay character to me he is so deliberately gay coded to like. 1930s Hayes Code Movie Degrees. fucking insane. slash pos.
What I like about their appearance: it is so fucking stupid. <3 the like??!?! jacket + vest combo in polymerization colors??!? his little purple bow that's matchies with yuri for some reason???? HIS STUPIDASS HAIR THAT LOOKS LIKE EASTER FAKE CRINKLE GRASS?? RIDICULOUS CHARACTER DESIGN. SLASH POS. CARROT BIT ME.... AGAIN.
Do I prefer their dub names or original names? cannot believe he came like that (named dennis.) i think i like 'macfield' a smidge more than mcfield though. dawg why you got two always sunny characters in your name.
OTP: siiiiiiiighssss through my teeth. i will not. be beating the Losing the Yaoi War allegations. dennis/yuri truthism blowing my entire brain up this summer and fall and Now. as if it's my fault dennis's duel links lines for yuri Sound Like That. i know they had a little gay thing only the way toxic codependent middle schoolers can have. yuri's convo with dennis in DL might make me insane. sorry in advance.
NOTP: obviously i cant make people Not ship something but whenever i see dennis shipped with a girl im just a little bit like. are you sure about that. are we sure. 🌈
OT3: i actually dont think i really have a 3+ ship for dennis. born 2 be monogamous i guess. i dont think he could handle having multiple partners i feel like he'd date them separately and be too skittish to break up with one of them and then it blows up in his face. lol
Favourite card they use: ive grown very fond of Performage Trapeze Magician after using it in DL for months now.... Flame Eater is also Really sillycute
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i also. do like chaos ancient gear giant and its big fucked up dog pauldrons. dennis and his hunting hounds…okaaaayyyy
Favourite moment they were in: GODDDD IT'S SO FUCKING HARD TO PICK JUST ONE. I NEED TO MAKE A DENNIS DUB COMPILATION SO BAD. EVERY TIME HE'S ON SCREEN IS A TREAT FOR ME i think i have to go with his duel with gong in synchro. i love his dynamic with gong i wish we got more of it.
Least favourite moment: i Like the dennis/yuya duel (it's like. one of the few things i actually like about that 8 episode final stretch from hell) but i gotta say i dont know how great i feel about having dennis become the dueltaining teacher to all these kids who got war displaced effectively due to. uh. his actions. yugioh i dont know about that one.
Something I associate with them:
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i dont want to talk about it.
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bloodibambiidoll · 3 months ago
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Rafe didn’t like how comfortable I was getting with these other men he needed to be in control of this blog again. Oh my GODDDD I feel so unhinged right now!!! Seeing him flirt n be all up on someone !??!? I’m literally about to write so many fucking fics.
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zeibei · 1 year ago
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What would you say draws you to the FreezeIce ship? Are there any other ships you enjoy? Also, I noticed you draw Ice and Freeze in a whole lot of different scenarios and poses. Where do you get your ideas for compositions?
Oh god, now I really have to write the whole essay ahahah..
(korn becomes unhinged)
Q1:
its because its kinda gay
I have to put this honestly, but I love stupid and dorky guys (Freeze) especially after the whole Battle and Chase Arc in Megamix. I just couldn't help but think: These Bitches Are Gay Good For Them!!!
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I thank my partner who took the time to scan and send me the entire fucking megamix and gigamix chapters so I wouldn’t have known about this prior because of them
I could go into the absolute layers of insanity of how I think of them past beyond their portrayal of them outside of Megamix as well.
But Megamix really is the base of my own hell especially, my guy was hidden as a Black 4 Roader with the number 5 on him. (who is a number 5 as well? coincidence? i think not!!!)
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But right after that, my guy literally out here behind Ice the entire time post Battle and Chase Arc. Also Ice wondering if Freeze was alright when he didn’t get any emails from him??? AUGH * shreds paper *
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I love that its a fact that Freeze does respect Ice as his senior and that both their own personalities do align according to their CD datas, etc; show-off (ice) and gaudy (freeze). So I do think they get along well very much in the state of personality and maybe be a bit competitive at times. so uhhh maybe they can be gay or smth smiles
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also my bad for the screenshots
also fun fact:
in power battles, Ice makes a cameo in the background when you fight freeze
and for when battling ice, his theme is replaced with a remix of freeze’s
while Freeze’s theme is replaced with a remix of Gemini’s theme but this aint gemini rn
Q2:
But godddd, some I missed as of recently is that of TopStar but thats all for now if i havent said anything
Q3:
But I really do kinda just really take a blend of all the portrayals and work with it, Ice is easier to do, but for Freeze is limited since he doesn’t show up much. Also just thinking of guys too hard, especially when I work nights, you got to keep yourself entertained. Really I just think, what would they do? Associate with the environment and maybe get silly with it, mostly silly hehehe
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wasyago · 1 year ago
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With all this jrwi art I got to know who is your favorite character so far? :)
oh godddd this is tough..... i mean. i'm very clearly biased towards non human characters so gillion is definitely up there... plus he's so autistic coded and a bit of a himbo.... and he's a fish and i really like fishes............. but like, chip has a very interesting story and he's developing and showing his emotions in very interesting ways, and i feel for him. he's a bastard and a clown but he's charming and caring... and jay is so cool and interesting because she seems like the only voice of reason in the group but then she does something crazy insane and you realize that she's as unhinged as the other two if not more.... and she also has some intriguing things in her backstory and im sad it doesn't get mentioned as often as chip's u_u
so um. i like them all so much and they're like "frequently bought together. do not separate", in a sense that their chemistry and interactions are so endearing and wholesome and heartbreaking sometimes that if you remove one of them it shatters the whole thing. and as much as i enjoy story and plot I wish we could get more moments of them just goofing around on the ship or at least talking to each other normally and not about their new destination.... so i can't really pick a favorite
also yes its totally Gillion Tidestrider
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starlight-lesbians · 4 months ago
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yooo funny coincidence but basically your greek god post reminded me i wanted to watch that new show kaos on netflix, so i’m watching rn
anyway i’d seen somewhere that the name tassita comes from latin or greek or something (and there’s the english word tacit so) but in this show (and therefore in ancient greece obvs) they have like hera’s prophet thingies called the tacita who are like who the people people go to confess stuff to, and the idea is their tongues are cut out so they can’t repeat the secrets
anyway i just think it’s kinda funny bc like obviously the name tassita comes from that (or they just have the same root word, eg, how we got the word tacit) but like the fact that tassita is literally named after people with no tongues is sending me
so anyway for the greek gods au tassita is basically just one of hera’s priests
unhinged headcanon but demigods learning about the tacita and finding it hysterical that tassita has the same name, so they start a thing where basically they just confess EVERYTHING to tassita. tassita is absolutely sick of hearing about how fit greaseball looked today (dinah), how cute belle is (slick), or how sexy greaseball is (that was from greaseball herself), so he starts charging for a confessional booth.
i’m picturing greaseball just picking him up and trapping him to vent about how dinah is so annoying, how much she hates her, how she does this weird thing to greaseball that makes her go all weird and warm and flustered and she doesn’t understand it. tassita hits her for being so stupid and basically forces her to ask dinah out.
OH MY GODDDD
ok first thing i had no clue that that was where tassita’s name came from that’s so cool!!
second thing tass smacking greaseball and making her ask dinah out is so on brand. i’m convinced that’s what actually happened in the musical canon because they’re both so silly 🥲
in conclusion tass is making bank off these losers (who he loves dearly)
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onemorecupofcoffee · 4 months ago
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overall review of performances
silvio - pleasantly surprising!!! i loved the performance of this live it was so energetic
it ain't me babe - INSANE FUCKING INSANE.!!! THE ONLY SONG I WASN'T EXPECTING and so it was one of the most magical because i had no idea he was going to play this but from the first song i went holy shit holy shit he's doing it ain't me babe what the fuck!!! also the harmonica was SO AWESOME seeing bob play harmonica live is just something else
love sick - SO beautiful i actually love this song it's one of my favorites ever just .. so good
little queenie - very fun and funky, i wasn't too familiar w the og so it was fun to hear it for the first time live! bob's covers are always so nice
mr. blue - so so beautiful and in my mind i kept thinking about the basement tapes version of this and he still has that same dictation w it!! i loved it
early roman kings - SO GOOD LIVE OMG so much better than the already amazing studio version and i forgot about the unhinged lines until they came and almost screamed. the "i'll even make love to a bitch or a hag" line was SO funny to see live and the serious way bob says "ding dong daddy"
hard rain - OHHH MY GODDD so he did switch up the order of the verses and stuff it was just so so cool and magical to see live oh my god
under the red sky - the most surprising of the night aside from it ain't me babe. i knew he was going to play it but the way he did it was so so awesome and killer and his band just made the performance so special and awesome
things have changed - THE BEST THING EVER THIS WAS INSANE TO SEE LIVE IT CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER I JUST LOVE THIS SONG SO SO MUCH IT WAS JUST INSANE AND OBV I WAS EXCITED TO SEE BOB BUT TO SEE THIS SONG LIVE??????? AUGHHH AND I LOVE HOW HE CHANGES THE STYLE UP LIVE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I CANT EXPLAIN HOW SURREAL THIS WAS
stella blue - also a song i haven't heard before due to it being another cover but probably one of the most sensual and delicate and beautiful performances the entire night aughhh
six days on the road - also very very good i loved it!!!
can't wait - so i've been OBSESSED with the alternate versions of this song recently so this was AMAZING to see and i just loved it so much i LOVE this song its so awesome
i'll be your baby tonight - easily one of the best performances of the night actually. i loved how he started it slower with less instruments and built up the song and the performance was so good especially when it picked up the way bob said "SHUT THE LIGHT!!! CLOSE THE DOOR!!!" i was squealing the entire time
soon after midnight - i like this song okay on the studio version but it was REALLY BEAUTIFULLL to see live. not one of my favorites but i appreciated it
simple twist of fate - INSANEEE AND SO SO BEAUTIFUL and it was insane and obviously the new lyric change made me go crazy esp bc i forgot he had a new lyric change and then i was like oh my godddd he's so insane
ballad of a thin man - ALSO ONE OF THE BEST!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE BOB DYLAN SONGS AND IT WAS JUST. SO GOOD!!!! AND HE STOOD UP AT THE END AND GOT ALL EXCITED PLAYING THE PIANO!!! JUST LIKE 1966!!! IT WAS SO SO GOOD OH MY GOD
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decepti-thots · 2 years ago
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My sister is aware of TaraProwl through my saga of thinking Tara was some human character in explicitly shipped with Prowl and associated with spiders until I saw a picture and went "TARANTULAS!?" and then she has had the entire storyline of that explained to her through vague hand gestures and memes.
This was one of her first bits of Transformers lore.
afjhsaSFJGDAF oh my godddd.
'tara' does sound like his humansona now you say that. ok no. hang on. someone SHOULD design tarantulas' goth girl gf humansona. he's trying a new, even more unhinged tactic to get prowl's attention after noticing prowl's attachment to humans. he googled 'human girl attractive?' for research. oh god. i have to stop here.
anyway. that's a fine introduction actually, it sounds like you both had a great time if u ask me lmao
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cable-knit-sweater · 2 years ago
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MAYAAAAAA 😫😫😫 I know I’ve been in your inbox already once today, but I just saw you reblog This Fucking Post™ of This Fucking Guy™ and— EXCUSE ME. I AM UNWELL. 
So now I can’t help but think about how this particular Seb is a bit more confident and cocksure (pun at least 50% intended) than usual, and how it completely throws Chris for a loop and maybe they haven’t seen each other for a while and they’re finally alone and making out like teenagers on Seb’s couch and Chris is reeling from how assertive and self-assured Seb is, not to mention how stupidly fucking hot he looks, and listen. LISTEN. Chris loves it, he really, really does, but he’s just used to being a bit more in charge, and being able to reduce Seb into a boneless, speechless mess with relative ease (much like Seb’s doing to him, right now).
Chris is kinda getting lost inside his head when his hand finds its familiar way into Seb’s hair, fingers curling gently but surely around the lengths, and tugging— 
Seb makes the tiniest noise in the back of his throat, but Chris can feel the tremor that runs through him, so he pulls a bit harder, a bit meaner. 
There it is. 
“Screw you,” Seb breathes, but it comes out wrapped in an unmistakeable moan. 
Chris just laughs, mouthing at the hinge of his jaw in a way that makes Seb squirm into the cushions. 
“This is why we can’t have nice things,” Seb huffs even while closing his eyes and melting into the touch. 
“Aww, honey,” Chris purrs in response. “You’re the nice thing.” 
Idk what this even is but I totally blame you & Minnie for it 😇💕
OH MY FUCKING GODDDD KAY MY SUNFLOWER BABY 😭😭😭😍😍🥵🥵🥵🥵
Okay. Calming down for a second but GOD I love you so fucking much.
I saw your other ask and I LOVE it, also @sparkagrace has been begging me for something similar and I will have so much fun writing it, so thank youuuu for sending me that prompt (also? I love the hive mind so freaking much lol 💗💗)
But getting back to the rest of your ask bc oh my god are you in my head??? This is like a perfect scenario and I’m obsessed 😫 Anyone who even knows me a little bit knows how weak I am for this Seb:
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Like uncontrollable sobbing, unhinged screeching, want to BITE, that kind of weak 😭
But back to your scenario.
One of my favorite things is Seb being a little cocky and Chris being surprised by it and LOVING it, but alsoooo trying to find a way to reduce Seb to a whimpering mess again 😫 I love how in this scenario Chris goes with it for a little but then he just needs to do one thing, and Sebastian is done for (much like I am).
And they both love it. Chris loves it when his boyfriend is assertive, makes known what he loves and wants; whether it’s through making those delicious noises or by showing Chris what he wants by being a little more demanding like this. He always thinks Sebastian is hot, unbelievably gorgeous, but there’s something about him when he smirks at Chris in that way of his, when Sebastian looks all self-assured and like he knows he’s the hottest thing out there, because in Chris’s mind he always is. So he lets Sebastian do what he wants for a little, until instinct takes over…and his instinct will always be to love on Sebastian so much, to make him feel soooo good, that Sebastian just melts into whatever surface they’ve ended up on and lets Chris make him feel even better.
The moment that happens always causes Chris’s brain to short circuit for a second. When Sebastian’s features go slack, when he moans so loudly, when he starts to give himself over to Chris. It’s not so much surprise as it is pure awe; that he can have that effect on Sebastian, that Sebastian loves it as much as he does, that Sebastian lets him do this.
Sebastian loves it when Chris takes charge and just, instinctively knows what he needs, but sometimes he just can’t control himself, feeling sooo good about himself and wanting Chris to feel good too, needing to be close, so he just goes for it.
He can’t help but feeling a little hungry, a little feral when they’ve been apart for a while, needing his hands all over Chris and needing Chris’s hands all over him. Rile him up as much as he can until he gets Chris to growl a little and manhandle him, pull at his hair, letting Chris take charge again easily.
Riling Chris up is maybe one of his favorite things to do. It’s almost like a little game they play, and even if Seb complains a little when Chris takes over and makes him all weak-kneed, it’s all he wants.
ALSO, Chris is right, he is the nice thing 😭 and BLESS you so much for dropping these incredible thoughts into my inbox, GOD, I’m gonna need some more time to think about this 🥵.
I LOVE YOU (and your incredible brain) SOOO MUCH 💕💕💕💕💕 Sending you the biggest polar bear hugs and all the smooches 😘😘
Alsooo I think @musette22 will agree with me that we’ll gladly take the blame if it leads to something like this 🥰🥰🥰
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bluesmason · 2 years ago
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when he’s sitting down so you’re standing between his legs and he just reaches out his hand so he’s able to touch the back of your leg :( or when he pulls you over so you’re sitting on his lap on the couch or something :( when he makes sure he gets your hair out of your face whenever it’s windy outside :( these are all things he does in my head lmao 😭😭
you’re so unhinged sending them in when i’m already so soft for him but godddd thank you for doing so 😭 you standing between his legs and him touching the back of your thighs and pulling you closer so you sit on his lap oh my god pls
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