#[[ I'm dying ]]
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PLEASE FOCUS
being someone who's passionate about their interests when you're a horror fan really is a special layer of hell because every interaction you have with another person where the conversation turns to your hobbies and personal entertainments is a trial where if you show too much unrepentant glee at getting an opportunity to talk about your preferred subject you get to watch them mentally move you onto their list of untrustworthy individuals to avoid in the future in real time
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POV: You're taking pictures of Azul
Azul:
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fuck eclipse
*dumps my period on him*
#tsams#teaps#tsams eclipse#eaps eclipse#period cramps#fuck him#I mean I would#but like fuck him in a bady way#I'm dying#this is the end#I am fading away
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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, fron the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontallu, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, on the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destorying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.
(Sorry to whoever read this LMAO)
[tries to leave a valentine’s card in Nyoka’s mailbox] [thousands of cards and giftts burst out] 💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌
*opens trench-coat, slips an image into your hand and leaves*
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#BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK#HQLANSKAJKQKSLSLWLS#WHY IS HE SO HOT?#I'm dying#cute Valentine#jsowjwlsms#I just saw the image again and I was back to my frantic state#THE TAIL OMG#...#wait#where's my...?#HAHAHHSHAHAHA#LEMME JUST-#THE FUCKING COPYPASTE#I KNEW I WOULD USE IT SOMEDAY#HHAAHAHAHHAHSHAHW
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Okay, DeepBlueInk is extremely funny
This is in the background for a *moment* in the intro
Resulting in this conversation
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O gosh, @kyri45 's shadowpeach bio parents AU is just sooooo good!!! I practically die reading every chapter, it's gorgeous.
#lmk fanart#lego monkie kid#lego monkey kid fanart#lmk macaque#lmk sun wukong#lmk wukong#sun wukong#monkie kid macaque#macaque#six eared macaque#lmk shadowpeach#shadowpeach#shadowpeach bio parents au#it's so good#it's so cute#i'm dying
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MY BOY, MY MEN, I CAN'T, I'M JJUMPING ON THE SPOT THE EARTH SPARK MEGATRON IS NOW ONE OF MY FAVS, HIS DESIGN IS MY SECOND FAV AFTER IDW ONE. JUST LOOK AT THIS MAN AHAHAH If you put him and Optimus together it's just "Me and my ugly friend"
HE IS THE GREEK GOD AND NOW THIS armadillo standing next to him, LISTEN I SO MUCH LOVED HOW CHANGED THE WAY THEY INTERACT. SURPRISINGLY THIS AMOUNT OF SERIES IN ONE SEASON WAS JUST ENOUGH I don't think they ended up VERY FRIENDS but COME ON I'm sure they will find common since I personally find Megatron to be more "free" in the way he acts and behaves than Optimus, Optimus is all over "orders", YEAH I mean Prowl also is the "orders" guy BUT HAVE YOU SEEN HIMM HE IS HAPPY, SMILEY, HE MAKES FUN, HE PLAYS, HE IS *SHAKES HANDS* AHAHAH IT'S NOT PROWL AHAHAHA WHO IS IT I LOVE THIS DUDE AS MUCH AS THE BAD DUDE I KNOW AAHHA I WANNA DOODLE THEM BOTH MUCH MORE GAHH And yesterday's doodles
#Transformers Earth Spark#tfe#tfe Prowl#tfe Megatron#maccadam#transformers#prowl#megatron#tf earthspark#tfe prowl#tfe megatron#I'M DYING#cockroachdoodles
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Shado but cooler
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just saw the new image for the Doctor Who Beatles episode
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Eric about Assad ...
and Hannah about Eric (and Assad and the whole cast of course) ... 😭
(×)
#i'm dying#eric bogosian#assad zaman#iwtv cast#interview with the vampire#amc interview with the vampire#iwtv#amc iwtv#hannah moscovitch#ms*
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You know what, I don't care what anyone says, this is the funniest line and scene to me in Dragons: Race to the Edge;
Just something about him picking fun of his lack of leg and inability to say no to Astrid's ideas for the price of one line is hilarious to me.
#also out of curiosity#what are some other good jokes in this series according to all the people who see this post?#again#I'm curious#also imo snotlout is the funniest character#and best character besides hiccup#random fandom stuff#how to train your dragon#how to train your dragon: race to the edge#race to the edge#httyd rtte#rtte#hyttd rtte snotlout#httyd snotlout#rtte snotlout#snotlout jorgenson#snotlout snotlout oi oi oi#omg that is a tag#I'm dying#i love it#lol
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making cartoon is hard
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OOoo god... When is he dropping pleaseee-
and i fucking hate that collar so muchhhhh
#my art🌊#i'm dying#“i'll just do a quick sketch” i said#“it won't be anything crazy” i said#i think the cookie of deceit did#indeed#deceive me#cookie run kingdom#crk#shadow milk cookie#shadow milk cookie crk
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WE ARE SO BACK
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#skate the infinity#sk8#my babies i missed them sm#i'm dying#they look so HAPPY#sk8 the infinity#sk8 renga#renga#reki#reki kyan#langa#sk8 langa
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Glad midsommar!
The weather is really nice this year.
I'm really happy with this years drawing, i hope you like it :)
#hetalia#aph sweden#hws sweden#aph finland#hws finland#sufin#aph denmark#aph iceland#it's too warm for me#i'm dying#bajsduva
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Movie Sonadow save me... Save me Movie Sonadow
Just a doodle ( sorry )
#shadow#doodle#fanart#fypシ#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sonic the hedghog fandom#sonic movie#sonic movie 3#shadow the hedghog fanart#shadow the hedgehog#shadow the ultimate lifeform#shadow movie#movie shadow#sonic wachowski#sonic fanart#sonic fandom#the ultimate life form#sonic movie 2#movie sonadow#sonadow art#sonadow#Sonadow movie#doodles#doodlysketch#colored doodle#fypツ#fypage#sonic trailer#i'm dying
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