#[ v; crime au. ]

[purplebehittindifferent]

I know I’ve reblogged but I need EVERYONE TO GO CHECK OUT REDEEMERS PATH BY @ultrabean !!!!

It’s such a good story! This art is for their players birthday, go check it out!!!

I’m so proud that I got to help inspire them to start their comic!!!!

[webbedmirror]

The Fentons being mistaken for a new gang—and no it’s not Danny’s fault— that sells a new brand of drugs. Except, it’s not drugs, far from it, rather it’s their ‘pills’ that are actually sleeping bags, blankets, pillows, etc. And they’re not selling them, they’ve been giving them away for free to anyone who wants/looks like they need them.

[tddoodles]

Gwen, but punk, I think?

[ubejamjar]

A commissioned portrait of Ajisai entitled 'The Last Portrait of Light', named so because the artist refuses to ever rein her in for another sitting. She had to be bribed with marrons glacés, the cost of which eclipsed the value of the painting itself.

[lunar-wandering]

very soft giggle glow resurrection by throwing this out-

You know how when the cast try and make the monkeys laugh, it's usually a verbal attempt? Yeah, I just had an idea-

So picture this; They'r chillin, mac and wukong, having a noice time and shit, but unknown to the two monkies, Mei and Mk are planning some weird shit. So those are somewhere else for a while, and it's very quiet, but nothin' suspicious right now.

Until MK creeps behind the couch Wukong's sitting on, and just kinda rises very fucking quietly. He KNOWS Macaque is watching him, he knows damn well Wukong hasn't noticed him-

And then he just starts quietly dancing there. Just-just flailing his arms and wiggling his eyebrows in this VERY SPECIFIC WAY that's so fucking weird but so fucking hilarious. And Macaque is just staring at him like he's grown two heads, but he's trying so hard not to laugh bc 'wtf Mk you look like a high OCTOPUS-'

And then Mei slowly rises into view next to him, and now they're both doing a silly little dance with silly stupid faces and shit. Macaque is on the edge of BREAKING my guy-

And then-and then the KILLER-

Mk says "Mmmmm, yes, flufflebutter-" in the poshest, most suspicious, most downright HILARIOUS and very concerning tone of voice and Macaque just loses his MIND-

Breaks down in laughter and glowing while Wukong chokes on his own spit because my man just heard 'flufflebutter' out of nowhere, what did you expect from him?-

And then he turns around.

Fuckin' Monkey King practically jumped out of his skin to see these two pieces of shits doing this funky ass motherfucking dance behind him and that only makes Macaque laugh MORE, poor monkey starts snortin' up a storm and his light is fucking blinding-

But now both monkeys are laughing at the top of their lungs, and MK's just drawing closer to Wukong, doin' his silly dance all the while and strokin' his chin like "MMMMMM YES I SEE ALL THE FLUFFLEBUTTERS-" And Mei is dancing behind him nodding fervently like he's speaking the word of Buddha himself, gettin' down on her knees and putting her hands up in PRAYER-

Those two monkeys never saw the light of day again-or well, they saw light, just not the one from the sun XD

practically dead in the living room when the others came to check in on them because of all that loud laughter and glowing, and MK and Mei are there looking oh-so-innocent even while Mei is in the middle of taking pictures of their glows at the brightest they've ever witnessed.

Thank you for listening to my ted talk uwu

this has been in my askbox for months and anon, i don't know who you are, but i owe you my LIFE because this is so silly, this is so them, and i ADORE this-

[moeblob]

son boy raccoon trash can man suffering in a dnd au as a cleric bc his warlock will not stop committing murders and he has to keep coming up with reasons murder is valid to convince the gm its fine and under control

[kainereee]

Hit the road jack!

( triple threat, at the courtesy of the lovely @broh3m3 for sowing the seeds in my brain. )

[cantspelldragoonwithoutgoon]

what if...

(how is she not breaking her neck you ask?)

tippy toes.

[shitpostingkats]

Hasajkldska @soul-matter hope you don't mind if I make this it's own post because your question made me realized I have never coherently explained my groupchat au

The yugioh groupchat au is the bucket where I throw all my headcanons and imaginary oneshots involving the yugioh protags. The basics of the au are that all the yugioh protagonists are in a discord server together, ad have the special kind of ride-or-die friendship found between long distance internet friends who have met in person maybe twice if they're lucky. Yugi started the gc (he's the moderator) with Jaden and Yusei after the events of Bonds Beyond Time (for the sake of this au, the gaps between series is getting squished so there's no time travel involved), as a way to keep in touch. Now, whenever they find another kid with trauma, a knack for cardgames, and frightening knowledge of the cosmos, they shoot 'em an invite. I went into a little more detail here

Other fun facts about this au:

It has an entire expanded lore and cosmology because I can't help myself. The bois have an entire channel dedicated to trying to figure out how it works. It's mostly just a record of wild things Jaden has said offhand and then refused to elaborate on.

Part of the reason they never see each other outside of international tournaments is that only Yugi and Jaden actually live in the states (and with Jaden, he spends half his time traveling or in the dark world so who knows where that boy is at any given time). Yusei and Yusaku (and probably the sevens and go rush kids, haven't decided yet) are in Japan, Yuya is in Mexico, and Yuma is in the Philippines.

Occasionally, Astral will pop in while he's visiting Yuma, but he's notorious for not remembering to log out of Yuma's accounts, leaving everyone to wonder if the person in the gc at 2am asking "do pigeons have feelings?" is an alien, or just a very sleep deprived Yuma.

Jaden and Yuya like to pester Yusaku to write them a plugin that enables keyboard support for the Eldritch Language Of The Damned that they both are fluent in.

Yusaku refuses to do this.

[minecraftbookshelf]

At this point the only thing keeping me from adding other characters from mcyters into this world is the fact that it would, eventually bring me to the point of "Xornoth and Scott's little sibling, Aimsey" and at that point there is no salvaging the original storyline.

It's a whole separate au that I'll have to come back to after this one is more or less done

[prcttyinpcnk]

"Witchlings! To me please!"

Phiona's ears twitch at the sound of her governess calling for her and her friends. It seems like there is never a dull moment around here. However, compared to everything else that happened recently, She's sure it won't be too serious. She stands, closes the book she's reading, and heads over to the school tent to see what the commotion is all about.

She greets her friends in the tent, before turning to Lady Loveheart.

"First things first, I would like to say that I am proud of all of your efforts to protect Port Obello from the recent threat that plagued it. You've all earned a good rest, so lessons will be picking up a bit after Halloween for a few weeks and then you'll have the rest of Winter off."

Oof. There was some news she needed to hear. Lessons for a few weeks, then take the rest of winter off? Yes, please. She'll gladly take that.

"Speaking of which! Phiona Quinceañera is in 3 days! A big mile stone and the first step to your journey into womanhood, Phiona! I do hope you're excited!"

Phiona giggles, her cheeks turning a bit red.

"I am, Lady Loveheart. Mostly though, I'm just looking forward to a fun day with my friends."

So modest, as always.

"Finally, I think I've come to terms with this. I need help teaching! You're all getting bigger and while it was easier when you were younger, I'm getting older so it would suit me well to have a helping hand around the tent! Which is why I would like to introduce you to your new Professor!"

The Rose Witches turn behind them to see a slender figure in the doorway. Wait... Phiona swears she's seen them somewhere before...

"Hola, Witchlings. It's nice to finally meet all of you. I'm Professor Phillips. I look forward to teaching you all today."

[reilliane]

🥺🥺 I wanna kiss your Septem!Tighnari so badly. What a handsome little man

omogmgomgogmogg anon dear 😭😭 am so happi :')))

here have a tighnari jashdjkasdhakd. straightforward compliments will catch him off guard fr, he won't show it to MC but his hearthmates will know just how affected he is lmao

(currently editing septem's part 2! for some reason it got even longer lmao)

[hugsandchaos]

No thoughts, just N snapping at J and/or V to defend Uzi

J: A barely sentient toaster and an anime-protagonist-wannabe. What a match.

Uzi: You’re just jealous because I have a sick as hell gun, and N actually has over twice as many kills than you’ll ever get.

J: Excuse me?!

N: *shouts from outside* Can’t you or V go two seconds without antagonizing her to make yourselves feel better?!

[gree-gon]

saphirace tlou au i share with a friend :]

[littledragondork]

I've seen posts like "who would make the most sense to do X questline if the Dragonborn didn't" (I think @/incorrectSkyrimQuotes??) and I want to pose a weird AU

A crazy swap au where the character you'd last expect gets roped into doing any given faction questline/ main quest because of wild circumstances/mix-ups

[aerospectrum]

@homelander-rp-blog asked: ∗ o5﹕ sender  comforts  receiver  in  the  aftermath  of  a  nightmare . ( @homelander-rp-blog you pick your muse!) 100 nonverbal prompts : : OPEN

Sitting next to John on the back porch, Jamie shivers in the cold pressing his hands back over his windburned face. the snow has a warm glow to it that’s illuminated by the street lamps and it aches trying to slow his breathing down. he still feels the sharp pain of metal slicing through his skin; the shatter and crack of his bones mutilated and wrenched apart against his will. his shoulders tingle from a nightmare that mirrors their reality. his hands drop to his thighs and he watches the snow fall while John tells him he’s got him and they're safe and everything's ok. Jamie zones out listening to how he tries to get his attention through saying his name over and over flinching slightly when he feels John card a hand through the back of his hair. 

he feels embarrassment burn across his cheeks down the back of his neck. he was hired to protect John, not the other way around. The fact he's comforting Jamie feels wrong. “they were coming for you… they were killing me to get to you.. they were going to hurt you.” he finally admits the dream, turning his face away so John can’t move the hair from his eyes and he can hide behind the dark locks.