#[ there is gooooooes ]

[of-elitiism]

a starter for @unladielike​

Being acutely aware of surroundings is second nature to Achim, sometimes almost to the point that he’s distracted for normal conversations because something ten meters away is buzzing or moving and it might be worth taking note of it. He probably inwardly learned that from his dad, the old man was so acutely aware it was almost to the point of paranoia. He didn’t really get that as a kid, but now that he’s older, yeah, it does make a whole lotta sense. There’s a difference between being paranoid everyone’s out to get you and just noticing stuff happening around you. Stuff like the coins jingling in that guy’s pocket, or the flapping of pigeon wings taking off when people pass through them, or even that notebook dropped by that girl passing by---

Wait. She dropped something. Aaaaand it doesn’t seem like she noticed? Call it a guard dog instinct but he’d absolutely bolted from his spot with one aim in mind, fetch the notebook and give it back [ ugh, this actually is guard dog behavior, hopefully no one who actually knows him sees this ].

“HEY! Ey, yo, girl...! Short black hair with the hoodie!” he’s shouting to announce his presence as he’s sprinting towards her, notebook readily available in his grasp. He’s not going to grab her, because that’d be creepy and could easily spook someone like that. So instead, he’s coming to an abrupt halt, the soles of his boots sliding across the concrete as the wolf got to her side, about an arm’s length away. 

“Ya dropped this at the intersection. And not that it’s any of my business, but it looks kinda important---” it’s all the wear and tear around the edges that gives the impression this is something she’s probably using daily. Either way, as he gave the lost item back, Achim inwardly lowered down a bit to have a curious glance at her and his big, round yellow eyes blinked a few times as he connected some dots in his mind. 

“...Wait, i know you--- Yer the girl from the campus cafe, aren’t ya? We talked about the menu and ya recommended me the BLT...!” there’s a slight grin on his face when he recognized her from that brief interaction. “...It’s Violet, right?”

[pocketcrimes]

New chapter out!

Here it gooooooes it took me too long to re-read and fix for what it is but eeeeeeh.

-throw it on the internet-

[remedy-ships-it]

👞👔🏃 !! - @tothemoon-ships

👞 Post a screenshot of a detail or accessory of your f/o’s that you really like or find interesting.

My brain instantly went to his wrist watch. A lot of people find it weird that he'll like wear it over his sleeve but I don't care, I think it's super cute.

👔 Post a screenshot of your f/o in a different outfit than usual.

Fitness Test Spencer is my Roman Empire.

yeah i'm into fitness-

🏃 Post a screenshot of your f/o on the move.

Theeeere sheeeee gooooooes... there she gooooooes agaaaaaiiiin. With the grace of a newborn gazelle.

[theiloveyousong]

olive listens to the second act of falsettos for the first ever time on a plane very tired and slightly loopy: a liveblog (ish)

my not entertaining, very pathetic thoughts on falsettos. not proofread or edited for typos. read at your own risk.

okay before we begin let me preface by saying im finally just taking a bit to just LISTWN to this shit and trinas song emotionally destoryed me okay. okay

why is the first line just homosexuals. i mean yeah but still

oh this goes

weirdly happy though isnt this guy gonna die

BAR MITZVAH

YABADAVA THE EIGHTIES

ooh speed mode march of the falsettos

the lesbians!!

of course shes a shiksa

WHEEEEEEEEE! WOOOOOOO!

this gooooooes

oh its marvin

“two years” are you NORMAL now

good for trina

ezcept on tje jewish holidays

WHAT NO WHIZZER???

bring him back

HOMOSEXUALS

i wanna go to falsettoland except not really cuz ot would probs suck

yeah. grow tje fuck up

MARVIN. PLEASE.

wait how is he twelve and a half i had my bat mitzvah three months after turning 13

elaborate william finn.

jason stoooop butchering the hebrew. stooooop

im gonna give him a pass simply because ive heard worse

aww the tallit belssing. i think

WALKERMAN

“the last loving thinfh we’llprobably ever do together” noooo youre so emotionally intriguing aha

the whole things WHAT now man who i think matbe js whizzer but i cant tel marvin snd whizzer apart very well is that bad

good for fucking jason

this is my mom literally

hes gonna be a jewish adult

i cant tell wahts gping on (too zzzy)

omg a lesbian

“nouvelle bar mitzvah cuisine” cordelia i love you but please do not do this. just have fucjing bagels you cant go weong with bagels

CONGA

so proud pf jason

i am NOT dxcited for when my brother starts bar mitzvah prep

this song is titled miracle of judaism it has to be good

oh hes being a little straightboy

invite none of them just be a frienless loser like i was lamoo

no i had like four people there

you are TWELVE. DUDE.

you’re not swinging a goth gf you are TWELVE YEARS OLD

oooh baseball

ooooh JEWOSH baseball

same maevin

marvin stop calling your sona pussy

oh eitght its the Eighties

jason cannot play baseball

baseball ⚾️ ooh empji ⚽️ 🏀 🏈

WHIZZER

go off trina. love her

of course he love sbaseball

the lesbians are silly

oh my god. middle aged man core. hes so fjcking pathetic

jason *not 2 fiture penny put photo of cat kn box head here. no service on this plane*

even bald he looks good

stop thinking about your gay love and focus on your fucking sun. loser

i would love to watch jason play badebll (loe?

h

me when i hit the ball

this bitch gets SIX parents at hsi baseball games and my brother gets my mom and me not paying attention because soccer is boring as sbit sorry soccer lovers who also follow penny dimeshee on timblr pkay im rabong RAMBING

me when im in falsettoland

mendel is so bad at his job

this bitch sucks ass.

disgrace to the name of caroline fr caroline abbott would NEVER do such a thing

reagan and pagan as a rhyme ks genius

STOP SLEEPING WORH YOUR BOSS?!??

trina. thag is NOT how you prnounce it

sorry what.

just qhitnyour FFUCKIGN job. you cant do it anyway 😊☺️☺️

god i love ❤️ emojis

wbat a shock marvins back with whizzer

trina be normal please 🙏 i love you

trina calm your shit

yeah why CANT u let goe

as spon as they said that i know everytknhg not gonna be alright

i watched like half of a short clip of this from tje tonies and then went to bed becaus eit was like ten pm and i sleep early because i am a loser if any lf you compare me to bakugo my hero academia i will actually cry anyway the clip was good they were #exercising wby dod i go pn thos tangent

charlotte!!!!!!!!

me when i stick a lightbulb up my ass

okay shes being self important

aww

was that the first eff bomb

what aee they laying

whizzer my man marvin has matured stip raggingi kn him!!!!!!!!!’

god

i cant see anything out this plane window its like 10 pm. past my bedtime

OOH i lvoe me a good musical motif

anyone here watchind minions the rise of gru and know what the FUUCK goes on in it my brothers watcing jt and im so confused

THAGS NOT. WOAAAAAAH

HE DID MATURE!!!!!!!!!!!! “i want it all” “all i want is you” CHARACTER DEVEIPMENT GO OFFFFFF!! i want to write an essay about this man

they gave us quinoa chocolace crunches on the plane

theyre in the coty? damn i would jot think that. they feel like sone sort of pseudo-idyllic suburban lifestyle bitches

REPEATED LYRICS. AHHHHHHHH

Damn this shit is long

this sonf is incorrect i do not hate my parents

thag wasnt funny

jadon. honey. you are so lucky your parendes dotn involve you in bar mitzvah prep. do you want to pick out tablecloth swatches

jaosn i feel like you’re misunderstanding the purpace of the bar mitzvab

what kinda a name ks apple bum

SAUL

better call sa- he WHAT???? HWTA????? HIH????? WH?????? REELING

HE HAS PAITBJNGD OF WHAT NOW???????????????????????

matbe i should have done this while lucid

gonna take a wuick pause sk i can play shitty united app games

okay i got a high score of 0. om back

HE DOESNT yeah i thoight that

what the fuck was that mendel is thag ilatian. we are JEWISH. why did you top it off with dayeinu.

i did bate my paewnts at 12

jason dont you want to be counted in a minyan….

it is not in the torah

god did not say thag

sigh

jason do the fuckingn bar mitzvah.

HELP

even ykkur wife knows you cand do your hob correctly mendel…

one hour left onthe flogh ti can do this

can mtbrother turn his screen birghtness fown

sorry marvinim sore your love os wuite sweet but im gonan catch about four min of sbuteye

“try to stay both kind and young” okah thats powerful

okay marvin. good love ballad.

OH NO.

OH NOOOOOOOOOOO

“something so bad that words have lost their meaning”

whizzer soumds so tired

MARVIN. god i love him

everything is not gonna be alright

oh and now trjnas gonna make me sob

YEAH. 🤧😿

i have things to say about the repetition of everything will be alright and they will be said. eventually

“hahaha… not funny… okay”

gonna bawl my eyes out

“gefiltee fish” “gefilte fish?”

i need to watch this on stage

god he’s just a KID!!!

im not crying you’re crying

the fucking. camaderie.

i am crying on the plane and im trying not to be weird about it

JASON.

heart breaking

i am getting tje implications here bit the thing is i dont like the implications

ive heard this song on character playlists o think

points i SAW THAG LYRIC IN A COMPARISON TO WOE IS ME!!!

i just know jason bar mitzvahs gonna kill me

he brought tje prayer shawl!!

yeah this si. augh. making the best out of a horrible situation <333

would this ever work logistically? no. where is the rabbi? where is the torsh? but emotionally? i am crying my eyes out as i drscend over salt lake city utsh and im not even ahsmwed

MARVIN. GOD. im a marvin fan now not ashamed

they are NOT doing this bar mitzvah right

thats not an actual parshah. or actual trope. i need to stop pointing out inconsisternces

🤧🤧🤧 MARVIIIIIIIN.

ID LIKERO BELIEVE THAT ID DO OT AGAIN AND AGAIN AGAIN:(

waiteajtwait dont they say that thing in this has better come to a stop. OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

like wine

WERE JUST GONNA SKIP THAT STAGE.

there ar no word sor emojis that can express th e utter fucking heartbreak im going through rn

OH GOD ITS OVER.

PLEASE. PLEASE. PYU CANT DO THIS TO ME.

A REPRISE??? AS A FUCKING FINALE????

whoo boy.

—

hi its airport olive. thanks for getting this far! if you read this all you’re now legally obligated to marry me!

[smileflowcr]

Woooooah myyyyyy loooooove, my darling. I've hungered for yoooooour touch, a long, lonely timeeeeeeee. And tiiiiiime gooooooes by so slowlyyyyyy.

[moandrana]

Oh noooooo!!! Mo has become a Dracula 🧛🏻‍♂️🩸⚰️😱🦇 there he gooooooes…….

[agooberscast]

Agent Anon blinked and gulped. Something about this was fishy, but...she wouldn't REALLY eat him, right? He slid down the rope and into her mouth.

Beli lets him go ahead and slide down plenty, guiding his feet and legs down her throat smoothly. Once he's past a certain point, now she's gulping him down greedily to speed him into her belly.

She's gotta be a good hostess, after all, and that's hard to do with her guest stuck in her gullet! Dooooown he gooooooes into her rather snug tummy, soon pulling the rope back out from her mouth.

[pyrussprite]

💀 gooooooes to add whatever iterations of mcterfingtons name and her ip I can think of

[preraphaeliteknight]

Come here, dressed in black now.

so so so it goooooes

SCRATCHES DOWN YOUR BACK NOW

So so so it gooooooes

[andpigandpanda]

Here gooooooes!

[savedaughter]

       ‿୨♡୧‿ open to: everyone location: mel’s drive in diner

“i really appreciate you meeting me here,” a voice, deep put smooth emerges from her inner indifference. quiet was nice, safe, and mostly unquestionable. speaking was danger’s favorite weapon. it leaves you open for suggestion like a curious wound, “i just couldn’t.. like, do this over a phone call. i had a dream about this look on your face.” she says to begin, expression quite one of passion.

“..i think i said something about.. like wanting a pet ferret and you like, arched a brow and. the way your eyebrow creased created this insane shadow. and the sun was coming through the windows and you were turned into shades of red and  —  anyway. you were mad at me over something. and i haven’t been able to shake it since.”

[arundolyn]

leaving for work soonish. boysie

[hcndmaid]

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[touchingoldmagic]

On my way to bust yo girl

[pxppinmolly-archived]