#[ musings :: Evil Morty ]

[mcltiples]

{ OOC } don't worry, you guys, i'm cured ! i got a baja blast and ended up learning how to better combat my insecurities thanks to my partner u-u

in the meanwhile, i'm rotating Evil Morty around in my head and i have thoughts about him~ so i might do some dash games focused on him or write up some headcanons, i'm also gonna get to asks and then later on i'm gonna draw some fun things 👀👀👀 that's my night planned out xD

[countlessrealities]

Which subtle way of saying "I love you" are you?

"You're the exception"

your emotional walls have walls. seriously, you've guarded yourself so well, you sometimes forget how to look over your own walls and see the beauty of the world outside the safety of the protection you've set up. you forget how to escape the confines you built for yourself, that is, but some people (some incredibly rare people) somehow know their way through that intricate maze of walls and thorns around you. they're the exception, and terrifying as it might be at first, you'll let them know eventually. you smile at them where you'd scowl at another. you crack a joke where you'd usually stay quiet. you find yourself opening up more than you'd ever imagined. don't tear your fortress down if you don't want to, but maybe try to build your loved ones a little home inside it instead. you don't have to be alone. you deserve better than being alone in there.

"I'll wait for you."

you're a restless person, always moving from one place to another, perpetually occupied with something or other. people call you impatient. hell, you might even call *yourself* impatient! and that's fine, that's just who you are. but you'll wait for some people. you'd sit down and wait for them if they needed you to, and the first time you do, the first time you show them you'll stretch your limited patience to something limitless for them if they need it, it feels almost like a confession. you might not be very patient with the world, but there are exceptions you're more than willing to make. you're so good at making people feel like they're not a burden.

doing things for them without being asked to

you're observant and you know your loved ones so well, you know when to do things for them without having to ask (or be asked) what they need. they don't always know how much you do for them; there's no need pointing it out, you're just happy to help. you do things simply to make others feel better and lighten their burdens, and expect nothing in return: their happiness is enough for you, even if they don't always know you're the one who caused it. still, as good as it might feel to give and give and keep on giving, please allow them to do things for you in return. people feel better when they're being helpful (you should know this, more than anyone) and no matter how hard it might feel for you to accept help from someone, you should take it when they readily give it to you. you deserve to be loved in the way you love them, too. you won't be a burden -- and remember: a real friend will love you even when you're not constantly being useful, because your company is more than enough.

{ tagged by @mcltiples }

[countlessrealities]

{ @hvbris }

there is NOTHING better than a true power couple… the only two people who can keep up with each other, constantly testing one another, intimidating together, intimidating apart, an unrelentless, unstoppable force, the only two characters able to truly mellow and understand each other, god damn

[pupsmailbox]

VAMPIRE ID PACK

NAMES︰ acheron. adelaide. adonis. adrian. adrienne. aero. alaric. alfonso. alistair. allure. alluria. altair. amber. ash. asher. ashlin. avenal. bara. batte. belladonna. bianca. bitelle. bitte. blade. blaine. blair. blaire. bloodette. bloodie. bloodier. carmilla. cathedral. cecilia. celeste. chatelaine. ciel. claude. claudia. coffina. corbin. count. countess. crimson. crowley. dali. damienne. dirge. dorian. drac. drusilla. eleleth. elisabeta. elizabeth. elspeth. eve. fangcheska. faustus. felix. feronia. gorey. gossamer. gothita. guinevere. hemlock. hesperia. ivy. james. jasper. jericho. juliet. karnage. kings. lenore. lilith. louis. luci. lucian. luciel. lucien. lucienne. lucious. lyn. magnus. marce. melancholy. mercer. miriam. morcant. mortem. mortis. muse. nikolas. nosferatu. onyx. orpheus. pandora. princely. raven. rhys. rosalie. salem. sangue. scarette. selene. shadow. silas. silhouette. silvias. stoker. suckite. talon. valeria. vamp. vampira. vampiress. vamplita. vampress. vampyr. vampyre. velvet. velvette. victor. victoria. viktor. viktoria. vile. ville. vincent. virtue. xander. zak.

PRONOUNS︰ bat/bat. bi/bite. bit/bite. bit/bitten. bite/bite. bite/vamp. bleed/bleeding. blo/blood. blood/bled. blood/blood. blood/bloody. bloody/bloody. bur/bur. clo/clot. cof/coffin. coffin/coffin. cor/corrupt. corp/corpse. cro/cross. crypt/crypt. curse/curse. cy/cyr. dae/daemon. dark/dark. dea/dead. dea/death. drac/drac. dri/drink. en/tombed. evil/evil. fa/fang. fang/fang. grave/grave. gri/grim. grime/grimey. hau/haunt. hex/hex. horror/horror. it/it. ix/ix. kill/kill. mist/mist. mor/morbid. ne/nem. ni/nightlife. night/night. ny/nyx. pale/pale. phan/phantom. pyr/pyr. re/red. red/red. rot/rot. roy/royal. scare/scare. sharp/sharp. si/sire. spook/spooky. stake/stake. su/suck. syl/syl. teef/teeth. tomb/tomb. un/dead. un/un. undead/undead. upir/upir. va/vamp. vam/vamp. vamp/vamp. vamp/vampire. vampi/vampire. vampir/vampiric. vampire/vampire. vampy/vampyre. vampyre/vampyre. ve/vir. vex/vex. vile/vile. wi/wine. xi/xir.

[w-248]

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THIS BLOG IS FOR YOU IF YOU:

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THIS BLOG IS NOT FOR YOU IF YOU:

Are looking for certain ships (no R*ck*rty please. I know some ships are popular but I prefer shipping adults and legal ships or at least ships which would would be a crime in real life as it is possible to happen like *nc*st ships)

Are sensitive to some subjects: if you still want to follow, I will try to tag my post properly such as #triggerwarning and/or #eatingdis*rder (this one will be the main considering it is related to one character)

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Are a horny teen

A minor in general. I'll delete your asks and/or block if necessary.

[exonerin]

9,11&19, pls?

Thank you for the questions. They're from this neat list.

9. What fic made you happiest to work on?

Most fics have this moment where everything slots together and I suddenly have a story. And I greatly enjoy going from doubting I'll ever manage something out of this to an actual plot.

But oftentimes, the final fic turns out drastically different from the initial plot outline. However, there's one exception. DISLOYAL followed every plot point I had written for it, and I'm very grateful for that. It's also my Obikin Big Bang project, so I had a lovely artist and beta reader on board.

11. What fic was the most difficult to write?

I'm a highly awkward person in real life. I suppose my comments and perhaps my fics don't hide that. I'm too anxious for conversations with people.

And writing a fic is the closest I get to talking without second-guessing every word and wasting so much energy on anticipating how you will react to what I say and what you want me to say and still missing almost nearly every context clue and body language you give me.

So, I don't like talking, which can get quite lonely sometimes. And I don't mind that. I'm quite content. However, it also means that the comments I receive on fics are a major percentage of the interactions I have in general.

And I would say In Your Dreams! was most difficult to write due to the lack of that interaction. I had one dedicated person (and I'm very grateful to them) comment on the chapters, but you can't expect a person to leave comments everywhere or be ready to comment straightaway. So, I would go chapters without comments, and it was quite difficult to keep writing that fic. It felt very much akin to talking to a wall, I suppose. And while that's a skill I excel in, it's not one I enjoy.

Anyway, all is well that ends well. I finished the fic and moved on to the next project. And such is life. I really do sound whiny complaining about something so silly, don't I?

19. Share your favorite piece of dialogue

Would you believe me if I said I can't quite remember the specifics of fics when I'm finished with them?

But I do keep a closer track of my WIPs, and there's a specific Sith!Obi-Wan one that I rather like. It's an alternative take on the Mortis arc. The Son steals Obi-Wan instead of Ahsoka, and the poison doesn't turn Obi-Wan into a murderous, mindless puppet.

So, no one notices he has turned Dark. And this new Obi-Wan isn't evil, per se. He just wants to enjoy life. Drink a good cup of tea, watch his Padawan train his grand-Padawan in peace, a good night's rest in a comfortable bed. You know, the basics.

Sith!Obi-Wan is best when he's selfish, charms everyone's pants off, reckless, and the biggest dick on Coruscant in every sense of the word.

Now, I shared this before, but here's a piece of dialogue that I'm rather fond of (written in 2024, of course):

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"It is a pleasant day, is it not, Count?" Obi-Wan asked pleasantly as he stepped out of the shadows.

"What do you want, Kenobi? I tire of your games."

"You see, my dear," Obi-Wan began conversationally, "there can only be two. One Master and one Apprentice."

Dooku shied away, watching him warily.

"What about Skywalker's apprentice, Kenobi? Is she a threat to this new order you wish to establish?"

"Oh, you do misunderstand."

Dooku looked like he would have scoffed before thinking better of it.

"Very well," he said. "Enlighten me, Kenobi, what is it you seek of me if not my death?"

"Let's solve this civilly, Count. No need to resort to bloodshed straightaway," Obi-Wan responded with a mild smile. Dooku scoffed in response, his manners momentarily forgotten.

"The identity of the Sith Lord, if you please. We know he works with the Separatists," Obi-Wan revealed, watching Dooku's expression stiffen.

"I did tell you, Kenobi. You refused to listen on Geonosis."

"I would so hate to spill blood here," Obi-Wan mused, weighing the hilt of his lightsaber in his hand. Anakin had developed an obsession with his lightsaber, so Obi-Wan had to be careful not to taint the kyber crystal held within.

"Sheev Palpatine," Dooku spat. "It's your precious Chancellor, the face of the Republic. He's the Master you've been looking for."

"And the Apprentice?"

Dooku was silent for a beat before arching one eyebrow. "It appears I overestimated your intelligence. You possess the same level of critical thinking as your boneheaded Padawan."

"Now, that's just untrue," Obi-Wan commented mildly, his mind racing over the implications of Dooku's confession.

Sheev Palpatine. Supreme Chancellor of the Repbulic. Sith Lord.

Yan Dooku. Count of Serenno. Figurehead of the Confederation of Seperatist Systems. Also Sith Lord.

Contemplatively, Obi-Wan nodded. It seemed he had to run some interference, after all.

"I'm much obliged for your candidness, Count."

"Qui-Gon told me stories about you. Somehow, he failed to mention your attitude," Dooku said.

Obi-Wan dipped into a shallow bow before straightening. "My Master spoke fondly of you, Count." Then, he turned around and left the platform.

"Kenobi."

"Yes?"

"This may be your best opportunity to kill me," Dooku said.

"It is not the Jedi way to kill or maim an unarmed or injured man. You're both," Obi-Wan pointed out. The signs were obvious. "Besides, I wouldn't want to curtail your vacation plans."

They both knew Dooku fled a sinking ship, which worked in Obi-Wan's favor. His soresu was a poor match to Dooku's makashi, so he would gladly forfeit any one-on-one fight with the Count. If Dooku would no longer form a threat for either Anakin or Ahsoka, Obi-Wan wouldn't interfere.

Dooku shook his head before pinning him with a look. Obi-Wan met Dooku's gaze head-on, unimpressed by the piercing, dark eyes.

"Yellow does not suit you, Kenobi."

"Ever the flatterer, Count," Obi-Wan quipped.

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[countlessrealities]

{ @holoharbinger || @mcltiples }

I'll kill anyone whos ever hurt you (flirting)

[evilmcg]

❤ [[ for my Evil Morty! ]]

@countlessrealities

Send a ❤ and my Muse will confess one thing they find attractive about yours.

A sadistic yet obsessive expression came across the girl's face. "He's at his most attractive when he's killing or torturing someone. Sometimes it's on our dates and other times he's teaching a morty a lesson about touching me or even trying to. Definitely earns bonus points from me when he's doing it out of his possessiveness towards me. But basically I like watching him get his hands dirty."

[shctupmeg]

OTPs  +  nOTPs

@civicmuses

send “OTPs + nOTPs + [a muse name]” for me to list out my favourite pairings, and the pairings i am not interested in, for that muse.

OTPS

Meg x Morty ( @mcltiples ) Originally shipped it with rin first and have loved the ship ever since. I just think the character of morty smith in general is meg's soulmate. With how much they have in common and how they relate to each other's trauma. Also just the way rin writes with with their morty they make him so sweet, romantic and considerate. He's like the perfect bf in meg's eyes and she adores him.

Meg x Morty ( @countlessrealities ) With scotty take on morty I really love just how supportive he is with meg's passion for baking. He's always there to sample her new bakery creations or help her in the kitchen somehow. He also tries very hard to make her happy whenever he can. I love them too and I really like how their relationship has developed over time and over their friendship into something romantic.

Meg x Marinette ( @mcltiples ) We haven't written it a lot but I do love when we write them together. Both dorks crushing on each other and not knowing it. I think they're adorable and very sweet together. Wanna write them more.

Meg x Emeg ( @evilmcg ) Talked about it on emeg's blog more but basically I like toxic yuri sue me.

Meg x Marsha ( @civicmuses ) A ship I think about sometimes. Not sure if I fully ship it but if they were to date I think they'd be interesting as a couple.

NOTPS

Meg x Evil Morty - Yeah she is just straight up not into emortys. In fact she has like silent beef with them. She doesn't like that they choose to be mean and ruthless when they could be kind. But yeah both of them actively don't like each other so not happening.

No other NOTP. Just a general rule for shipping with meg is be age appropriate.

I am willing to write toxic/abusive ships with her but never in a torturing meg way for entertainment the way the actual show does. It would be because dark and abusive dynamics are interesting to write.

[mcltiples]

Taps pen against the desk. Sighing because it's been a while since he's saw his counterpart. He can't help to miss him. To feel this overwhelming emotion. Craving his presence and wishing that he had someone to gush to, or at least, talk to about how he feels about his counterpart.

Yet, he doesn't even know who he could turn to for that kind of thing.

[countlessrealities]

{ @evilmcg }

She Drives Me Crazy, Kelly Quindlen

[text ID: “I hate you,” I say. Then I kiss her and kiss her and kiss her.”. end ID]

[presidentpawn]

TAG LIST AND HELP

my tagging system is incredibly confusing and doesnt make sense? why is it fancy? here is what everything is basically!

#[username] - whoever im interacting with!

#deep sleep rambles - out of character chatter, comments, and updates

#curve commentary - in character reactions to current dash commentary (shoot me a dm if youre itching to see a reaction :-)

#disconnected commentary - asks tag

#anonymous sender - anon asks

#connections to the curve - in character reblogs

#whispered thoughts - in character standalone posts

#plots for the curves convivence - ask games / plot reblogs

#pawning muse - out of character posts that have to do with my character

. ♟️ .

#evil longs - tag that has to do with evil rick and pawns connection / story with him

#prime examples - story connected to morty and rick prime

#mirrored evil - other evil morty(s?) and pawns connections / conversations with them:D

#comforting sweaters and quiet lies - story with girl rick / meemaw

more updates to come, ask any questions in dms or in the askbox!

[countlessrealities]

The music blasting through the lab is loud enough to give anyone a headache. Yet, Morty doesn't to mind. On the contrary, he welcomes the ringing of his ears and the pounding in his skull.

The discomfort keeps him rooted in the present, just as the sting of the metal cutting through the flesh of his hands.

There's blood dripping on the engine he's working on, but he doesn't care. This is a side project, something he works on to relax. Even if he ruins it, he can always start anew. What matters is that he can get what he wants out of it.

Temporarily relief.

[grassbodied]

ok a pinned post for real this time

hi i'm fern. i live in ooo. i'm a grass sword tree guy, sorta. got cursed but i'm better now.

need someone to murdle somethin evil with a lot of unnecessary violence? i'm your guy

(ooc stuff under da cut!)

hi i'm claus! in my early 20s, i'm white, and please use he/him! thank you!

this is a canon divergent blog for fern from the adventure time franchise (weird i can call it that now), that sorta takes place between the base series and the events of fionna and cake. fern's soul is tied to a willow tree in the grasslands as planted in cawm, but also, he's able to make a lil grass him and walk around and do stuff thanks to huntress wizard and marceline's assistance. cool!

there will be frequent mention of violence, death, depressive habits, manic habits, lots of weapon imagery, and probably some other stuff i’ve forgotten but will add if i remember. i do my best to tag my mutuals’ triggers though!! lemme know if i forgot to tag something that made you uncomfortable.

i officially recognize finncomet as this fern’s universe finn, but i’m open to talk to other finns, other ferns, whatever!

fern’s vent blog is @shatteredferns. you can discover it ic if tumblr happens to recommend it or something, but all follows are considered ooc. thank you!

there is a sideblog for nowhere fern from fionna and cake at @azollafoliculoides!

so rules!:

i’m cool with crossover rps, but they have to be with fandoms i’m familiar with. i’ll let you know if i don’t know the franchise - or, in cases of extreme anxiety, i will softblock - nothing personal or malicious! i’m sorry if that happens!

if you like and/or post about anything related to PEDOPHILIA, INCEST, SELFCEST (IM IFFY ON THIS ONE!!!), DUBCON/NONCON, i’ll block you, no questions asked. i understand muses being sa victims and muns coping with sa, but a lot of the time it gets glorified and i’m not for that graphic shit.

i’m naturally wary of these fandoms/media: camp camp, steven universe, rick and morty, doctor who, fate, and osomatsu-san. but fandoms i absolutely WON’T TOLERATE include: hazbin hotel, killing stalking, attack on titan, hetalia, mister pickles, south park, k-pop, and any other depiction of real people.

[thcpresidcnt-archived]

{ OOC } i need help making this decision

[averrse]

REPOST & LIST 6 SONGS THAT INSPIRE YOU TO WRITE YOUR MUSE.

if i had a heart - fever ray // if i had a heart i could love you / if i had a voice i would sing / after the night, when i wake up / i'll see what tomorrow brings

dream awake - the frames // there's a point to all this dreaming / to every man his just desserts / and every time i caught you leaving / i had to dream awake

swimming - emilie simon // i believe in your smile every day / but i know that you're far from my way / when i talk to the moon i can hear you / in the dark i can see, i can feel your light

i may know the word - natalie merchant // i may know the word / but not say it / this may be the time / but i might waste it / though this may be the hour / something move me / someone, prove me wrong / before night comes with indifference

heavy footed walk - franz gordon // instrumental

what the water gave me - florence + the machine // 'cause they took your loved ones / but returned them in exchange for you / but would you have it any other way? / you couldn't have it any other way / 'cause she's a cruel mistress / and a bargain must be made / but oh my love don't forget me / when i let the water take me

& 6 QUOTES THAT INSPIRE YOU TO WRITE YOUR MUSE.

adveniō hās miserās, frāter, ad īnferiās, ut tē postrēmō dōnārem mūnere mortis et mūtam nēquīquam alloquerer cinerem

i arrive, brother, for this pathetic sacrifice so that i might give you a final gift and speak to your silent ashes in vain -- Catullus 101 (my translation)

In moments like that, he thought she might hate him.

What kind of story would the griots tell of you? You are no story. A man of use to no one. A man no one depends on, no one trusts. You drift like spirits and evils and even their drift is with purpose.

Is that all people are? Their purpose? Their use?

You have no purpose. You are a man loved by no one. Who will grieve you? [...] What kind of hero are you? -- Black Leopard, Red Wolf by Marlon James

Only Kaz stood apart, staring silently out the window to the dark streets below. “Kaz,” said Nina. “You may not be glad we’re alive, but we’re glad you’re alive. Come here!”

You wanted to rescue them, all of them. But it was not possible. For everyone seen, there were a thousand more. All those blows, those tears. And God in his jewel-encrusted heaven, looking down, missing not even the fall of the sparrow. Smiling at its pain? -- Faces Under Water by Tanith Lee

“Are you mad?” “I’d probably be happier if I was,” said Kaz.

tagged by: @wraythic tagging: @obrechenniye (nina), @climb-inej, @dvrast, anyone else who wants to~