#[ musings :: Blitzo ]

[travelers-of-the-multiverse]

@foolish-space-owl

It wasn't fair...it wasn't fucking fair. Things were going so well recently. He was getting closer to Stolas, his business was actually doing good, he could afford nice things, and his magic was getting strong. For fucking once, everything was going right. So...why?

"As you can see, your majesty." An annoyingly arrogant voice preaches from one side of a courtroom. "Our little imp is guilty of grave injustices. As such, I see no reason to prolong this any further." He continues.

It was such bullshit. This Elsa rip off dragged him here to get him guilty of shit that nobody else cared about. Didn't get Stolas involved, tried to accuse his whole agency. The only silver lining was that he managed to get them off on Satan's whole 'Imps are a slave race' chargin. But, he's got nobody else to defend him...this is it, isn't it? For all his new power...he can't do anything about this.

"Stolas...I'm sorry..." He whispers quietly as he tries not to cry.

[shortbreadly]

BRO I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE FIZZ LET ASMODEUS GIVE STOLAS THE CRYSTAL THAT MEANS..

IM NOT READY FOR THAT LOL

oh yeah i’m fucking shitting myself.

considering it’s followed by an episode called ‘apology tour’ though makes me think that it won’t be too emotionally devastating. like call me naive but i feel like with stolas actually admitting his feelings and blitzo getting closer to realising his own, stolitz could make real headway in this episode. like a wake up call for blitzo a bit

or they argue. or they fuck. there’s not really any knowing with them

[speedierthanasubmarine]

I decided to watch helluva boss and imma do 2 separate posts for seasons 1 and two (why did I write it like that…?)

Season one

God I love this show. The writing is way more my speed than Hazbin hotel on Amazon, I enjoyed the writing in the pilot, but once Amazon took over the humor just didn’t really land for me, and tbh the plot took over and I started focusing more on that, and in general I’m more partial to the rapid fire YouTube dry comedy and this sentence is a friggin mess- I found HB SO FREAKIN FUNNY

Dude when he goes “FUCK, a new hole” I lost it

“Just try and sue us”

“We’re rich and we’re hot”

“I can just buy all the things!”

“You should commit die”

“Hehe, Trumpet!”

These are just my kinda lines, I don’t know how to explain it, I was wheezing all throughout the season

The music OH LORD when I say I’ve listened to stolas’s lullabye, lulu land, cotton candy, and house of ozmodius like 100000 times I’m… exaggerating but like you get the point the music here is friggin fantastic I also really like how a lot of the music is diegetic, I think that’s a fun touch. I don’t remember whether this is the case in Hazbin, but in this one it was like… I don’t know, it made sense that they were singing when they were singing… am I articulating myself well? I don’t care, iykyk if not, no prob

The animation is great, Viv loves them spinny shots and I am here for it. The amount of genuinely amazing action scenes is super impressive, and even the chill scenes have a ton of personality

The voice acting might be what steals the show for me, idrk anyone’s names cept Alex Brightman but BLITZS VA NEEDS AN AWARD, also slight tangent but I don’t know what it is with stolas’s va but he sounds a lot like a bird in the same sense that Gary Oldman sounded a lot like a bird in Kung Fu Panda 2, what is it that casting directors recognize in actors that screams bird?! Because both of these men are just SO BIRD DOES ANYONE GET WHAT I MEAN moving on, Ozzie’s voice was also effing PERFECT it slid silkily over me like… silk butter or smtg it was the perfect lust voice, I loved it. Everyone else was also great, but they were extra great.

It was also just so fun? Like in hazbin there’s very little just… shenanigans to enjoy, nothing wrong with that because it’s not that type of show, whereas this season is jam packed with them. Like I’ve heard that everyone hated episode 4, but like I don’t know I loved it😆 I just found it to be good old fashioned chicanery, and I liked the chaos and stupidity of it, made for some entertaining TV. This story engine is just mad entertaining for me.

I also enjoyed the writing of most of the characters (Millie, Moxxie, Loona, and Octavia still leave a bit to be desired imo, but whatever, they can’t all be winners and there’s nothing wrong with them) Blitz kinda reminds me of a Barney Stinson type character, which I really enjoy, and I also really like how his boss persona kinda infects everything he does while simultaneously being what’s screwing him over, his nature is kinda like a snake swallowing its own tail, which is tragic and beautiful, and Stolas compliments him well by being, not an enabler, but… I don’t know a clever way to say this… Stolas is a wreck in the best way and he just works. He’s short sighted, like extremely so, like how he thinks sleeping with Blitz will fill his emotional void so he does it but it just drives them further apart so it’s like he’s in a hole and in order to get out he’s gonna dig to pile up dirt so he can climb out but he’s an idiot and that’s a stupid idea and I loved his whole arc. Very enjoyable stuff drama.

Kinda random but whoever Viv’s foli artist is also deserves an award, the sound effects in this show are pristine and it’s incredible (yes I’ve seen the scene where the gun sounds go off a few seconds too late, and yeah, mistakes happen, but every bone crunch sounds and other stuff like that being so enunciated in an indie show is extremely impressive)

Anyhoo, very fun, very emotional, nice to look at, very funny, yada yada- altogether great season 1.

[aestheticbyais]

“We’re assassins, not bodyguards, okay? Don’t invite us to SHIT unless someone’s gonna die!”

Blitzø character aesthetic.

[fat-hedonistic-hogs]

Did Blitzo finish the job or was he in the stands filming the sumo match?

He ended up finishing the job (but not before Loona absolutely dominated the competition AND he cleared out some crane games in the lobby for horse related memorabilia)

Oh and Millie and Loona MAY be banned for foul play. Their match got very heated

[the-wild-card-hand]

@tacticalkevlar

"All I'm saying is that we coulda killed them all if you allowed me to bomb that damn dam." Blitzo sighed. He thought he was being efficient but with Keegan giving the veto he was starting to wonder if maybe he should of charged double for a job in an active warzone.

[isforever-moved]

the current mood is 'three is a bad number and therefore i need four sideblogs' i'm literally going to fist fight myself.

[thcbcys]

♡ || @mismxtchedmuses

The night before was a total blur, Other than the drinking and the fight that lead him to finding comfort in discomfort, heading to Stolas's place where he thought the comfort would be. That was always his thought, The toxic love between them always seemed to bring a sort of comfort to the imp boy, in some sick twisted way.

A soft groan would soon leave Blitzo as he woke up from his drunken slumber, the hang over hitting him like a train as his head throbbed annoyingly. His claw's were quick to travel up to his forehead and apply pressure to make the pain somewhat cool down, even if he knew it was temporary. Red eye's opening and looking around, blinding the burry images into frame, noticing the familiar surroundings of Stolas's place, an annoyed sigh leaving the imp as he sat up and looked around for the Goetia to make sure he was nowhere in sight. He had to get out of here before he was noticed.

Blitzo would quickly get himself off of the sofa and started to make his way towards the hallway until he herd the familiar clicking footsteps of Stolas, his eye's seeming to roll as he looked around for a hiding spot, but it was far too late for that, having been caught in the act of trying to open the window, to climb out that way.

╰─ 🐎 ❝ Uh Stolas...Hey, um.. ❞ The awkward glance around ❝ I totally snuck in here to uh....do our deal~ ❞

[coreofgold]

@lavendaers: 🎵 + 99 ( stolas & blitz )

Song: I'm Not There Yet by Malinda

"I'm still working on believing I can be the same." Stolas admits rubbing his hands together. "So far not too good." He chuckled without humor.

[countlessrealities]

{ Your muse as a cupcake }

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[travelers-of-the-multiverse]

@foolish-space-owl

It was a weird thing, the idea that Blitz would even want to go more steady with Stolas. How far he's come from the day where he solicited the prince for sex to get his grimoire. Now? He'd tear up anyone who would dare hurt him. Of course, this progression would involve more than just the two of them. Their daughters especially deserve a voice on how they feel about this.

So, that's why they're here now. He, his daughter Loona, Stolas, and his daughter Octavia. They were all here so they could talk about what they thought about his and Stols' relationship going forward.

Unfortunately, he wasn't sure how to start this up. "So...Umm, thank you, uhh, for both coming...here." He says, as they were talking in Stolas' home. Loona just rolled her eyes at that awkward introduction.

[hclluvahctel-aa]

Blitzo has appeared! What to do? Ask on a date Admire Ask to move out Kill

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

To anyone who like-like Milo Frye: I dare you to squish his cheeks together and baby talk to him, saying how cute he is!

"Ha!? That's easy! I can do that!" Sukuna said.

"Hey, you mean I could. I'm more gentle with the sweetheart." Blitzo said but Sukuna glares.

"Oh yeah? I'm more stronger. Maybe he wants cuddles!"

"Then I can give that to him! You back off I want him first!"

Akira blinks to see the two arguing but he pouts to go and walk somewhere. As the two were seething at each other they look seeing Akira was gone. "Eh?"

Akira was near Milo but he gently reaches to hold and squish his cheeks while pouting. "Who's a good cute baby boy? You are! You are! So adorable and cute..so cute cute cute!" he smiled gently.

[internal-bleating]

I wanna share a crossover i've been thinking about with ya'll that's sort of outlandish but also just makes so much sense???? Bullet Train x Helluva Boss

Like, think of the comedic interactions both groups of characters could have with one another! Think of the absolutely fucking CHAOS! Think of all the possibilities of how you could do this cross over!

I can already think of a few!

The White Death would probably be PISSED still about Ladybug and could hire IMP to kill him and his good/bad luck could make for some pretty funny shenanigans when they try to kill him and are just unable to for increasingly bizarre coincidences and such. Not to mention he and IMP could have some fun interactions and dialouge I feel like.

Tangerine could ALSO hire IMP to kill Ladybug for killing him come to think of it!

Oooooor maybe somone the twins previously offed could hire IMP to go after the twins. I feel like the twins and IMP could also have some fun interactions seeing as Tangerine is pretty foul mouthed like Blitzo is.

Not to mention, imagining how the different characters would look as sinners :0 :0 I def think that The White Death would be big a scary and quite possibly quickly work his way up to being a demon Overlord and he'd DEFINITLY have his red mask be incorperated into his design somewhat and also the missing chunk of his face possibly in the form of a shattered horn on the mask and a big badass facial scar!!!

Idk how I'd make The Prince look as a sinner but I feel like she'd also thrive in hell and use her deception and manipulation skills to become an overlord herself. Or, perhaps she'd just be a demon who works from the shadows that no one has ever seen before?

Idk I just think it could be a pretty cool crossover. Let me know what you guys think!

[aestheticbyais]

"The “o” is SILENT, asshole!”

Blitzo character aesthetic.

[the-wild-card-hand]

"Fucking her was like fucking a feral drunk wolverine, Mills. Fun the first few times, but then the reeky booze starts to really dampen the vibes and highlights the Clam's Blue Cheese smell." Blitzo sighed "There was more pain than pleasure in it, and honestly I wasn't a fan of being seen as a dildo with legs-"