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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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Saw a post about helping people that used the analogy of "if you see someone fall off a cruiseship and theres a life preserver ring on the wall next to you do you walk away or do you throw them the life preserver? Of course you throw them the life preserver." And i dont want to add to or tag the post with any sort of correction because its literally not the point at all but i am desperate to say that the first thing they teach you when you work on a cruise ship is that if someone falls overboard you Do Not Look Away
If theres a life preserver nearby but you have to turn your back to get it, tough luck. If theres someone nearby who can't hear you but you could run and get them, absolutely not. You see someone go overboard you point at them and never ever let them out of your sight because looking away even once could mean losing them forever, so you just have to trust that someone will hear you scream for help but you cant for any reason look away
And maybe that adds to the life preserver metaphor somehow but mostly i just need you to know if you spot someone in the water you point at them and you watch them close and you scream for help
#water safety tips with grinchwrapsupreme#what could the metaphor be#um#if you see someone struggling and they are seconds from 'drowning' make sure theyre not going to go under before working on a rescue plan?#idk#point and stare and scream babes thats the key
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when we’re done with our overwhelming grief we’ll eat i guess
#book 22#im verh drunk#hi#greatest hits#not really sure why this one resonated. are u all ok#is everyone just at the shiva#yall need to stop saying you arent gonna eat then in the tags#i love that a lot of you are getting beautiful things out of this#but some of yall need to know i wrote this while incredibly drunk#this isnt meant to be all that deep this is just shitty iliad posting#more comments like this is just judaism. surprise surprise im jewish#but again this isnt about sitting shiva#this is me drunk talking about the last 3 books of the iliad#idk what to tell u man#legendary warrior
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We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.
We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.
All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.
#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp#dcxdp#danny phantom crossover#listen I’m just SAYING#my initial thought is Fenton bc dark hair and how most of the robins have had dark hair#Danny isn’t even necessarily running from danger. he just got into parkour and forgot how to stop his momentum#I mean you CAN have him running from something. give this an ACTUAL plot#but honestly I just think it’d be a fun little setup#Danny peaks out and. in panic. goes#hi we’re the council of the dead. we’ve been trying to contact you and yours about your extended warranty#*extended life warranty or what have you#Danny hasn’t even gotten death vibes from anyone yet so now he has to wing it#yeah hi… uh. Batman sir. if that’s your preferred moniker?#right so we’re basically the ghost irs and you owe death taxes?#yeah you know the saying. death and taxes. guarantees of life. haha.#which in this case means you owe money bc you aren’t dead yet. probably. idk I uh. JUST got the job .#anyways ohhhh hi yep you’re. red hood. yeah so. mm. yeah we definitely need to get you to the ghostly dmv#it’s the same as a regular dmv but people have actually been bored to death in there#(meanwhile Batman is like WAIT IS THIS SMALL CHILD DEAD?!)#(SURE WHATEVER IM RICH HOW DO I FIND A GHOST ACCOUNTANT AND MORE IMPORTANTLY DO YOU RESPECT GHOST ADOPTIONS?)
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Had this bizarre dream about meeting Kim Kitsuragi in my apartment building at 4 a.m.(with a blizzard howling outside, it's a crucial detail)
Probably the most comforting dream I've ever had
(He had a plastic bag full of midnight snacks!! and his goggles were fogged up+he had snow all over his big stupid head. And all he told me was "Go to sleep")
#idk what that says about my subconscious monologue#but sure hope to run into kimball again#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#kimball#tequila sunset#dream art#my art
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I love the unhinged idea that if Mc is angry or dissapointed with the demons, that they would create a circle of salt around themselves and just stay in it
And no matter the immense combined powers that Diavolo, Barbatos, and the Brothers hold, they ain't getting past the salt circle no matter what they do
Salt is the most powerful thing in the Devildom, confirmed
#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me nightbringer#obey me!#obey me mc#obey me diavolo#obey me barbatos#obey me brothers#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#Obey me demons#Sorry about the lack of posts#Pretty sure I'm suffering creators block#i'll try to post more#But we'll see how well that goes#obey me random#idk what else to tag#I feel so brain dead
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“you can’t see this, but you have the cold, calculated demeanor of someone not to fuck with.”
#more fuel for my hot-but-unsettling arthur lester campaign#sure he is attractive but he is also a FREAK#idk what john was on in the first episode—this line and the ‘your whimpering is awfully distracting’ one#matching each others freak catastrophically#malevolent#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#john malevolent#art#digital art#digital painting#artist on tumblr
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Your Merthur fanart is amazing! I LOVE the way you capture their expressions!!! If you've got the spoons might I request Arthur seeing Merlin in a wedding dress and being absolutely poleaxed because since when was Merlin hot- (they're idiots in love your honor). You capture their entire like. Fundamental dynamic SO WELL; your art is expressive and beautiful and I love it.
Merlin likes t help where he can
#Merlin wearing dressing speaks to me in such a way idk I can’t describe it#Arthur you’re right he is hot idc#Gwen regularly employed his help with this sort of thing#there’s another artist who has a comic series like this too I will find em#and I think this was also in a fic I read once too but I can’t recall what it was called#pretty sure it was a college au one#my art#ask#merlin#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#guinevere#arthur pendragon#merthur
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Duke Doodlinnnnn
I made myself a prompt list in order to make several drawings of him and immediately lost it so I am now floundering on what to do with him 😔 My goal is to make maybe two or three more for him before the end of the year Fingers crossed!
#duke thomas#the signal#dc comics#batfamily#batfam#awzominator art#Not really vibing w this one NGL but idk what to do with it#Also the fact I keep thinking spelt signal wrong but I pretty sure it is correct….#Maybe….
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faaallen aaangels and faaatal attraaactioooon ... the end of an aaage and the end of affeectioooon
#frogart#stp#the beast#the den#not r;ly. sure which one it is i looked at some old beast art idk if i ever posted and drew what i wanted. sorry :x#the long quiet#slay the princess#WHICH IS NOT TO SAY THE DESIGN IS BAD. I adore both of them i just like kitty
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Your highness… I don’t feel so good
#I was literally getting the same feeling I got watching Jimmy’s empires 2 when I was watching scars stream from 2 days ago…#and then doc said THAT. full body chills. thanks#hermitcraft#hermitcraft s10#docm77#docm77 skyblock#hermitcraft skyblock#idk how to tag that man#art escapades#jimmy solidarity#solidaritygaming#empires smp#empires s2#sheriff jimmy#tumble town#uhhhh idk what else to tag hopefully that covers it#idk… something about scar and Cleo and Joe all teasing him relentless despite the fact that he was obviously Actually upset#(‘I’m sure it’s actually fine but just. the vibes of someone who’s sick of getting messed with getting relentlessly messed with. yknow)#it makes me feel vaguely sick#again I’m sure they’re fine but idk man he sounded so mad#so naturally. whatever this is happened in my brain#I’m normal I just needed to get this out of my system <3#there’s some really interesting parallels happening here that I can’t quite put into worse#words*#so I put it into images instead… hopefully you’re getting my brain waves
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#Danny Phantom#idk what possessed me to make this (pun intended)#i'm like. PRETTY sure it's been done before. because there's no way i'm the first to do this. but i haven't seen it lately so here it is#oh you know what. it's probably the procrastination. yeah. that's it
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There's something on this ship that's so bad the TARDIS ran away?
#doctor who#doctor who spoilers#wild blue yonder spoilers#14th doctor#donna noble#hey guys did we all have fun with the episode haha!!!!#im really proud of this u should reblog it. <3#cw body horror#cw scopophobia#im not sure this is body horror exactly but people arent usually that big and idk what else to call it#pats art#patsart#Doctor who fanart
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What’s megatron’s reaction to bee’s sparkling?? And that breakdown’s the father..? I’m curious.
It's not everyday Megatron meets a bot who's not already aware of every wrong he's ever committed. It's not everyday he meets a bot who isn't terrified of him at first, but instead looks at him with awe and wonder.
You can't just reform your entire life/ideals and not go a little soft...
Though, it's important to note that Megatron still has a lot of relationships to repair. Not just with the autobots...
Megatron isn't the only one trying to turn over a new leaf. However, having some recent experience in trying to become a better person, he assumes he can maybe share some advice. Perhaps it was a moment of hopefulness, that he too could be looked at so fondly as Optimus; that he could be looked upon as a guidance figure.
#basically megatron is a little jealous of Optimus and Bumblebee's dynamic#and wants to maybe take breakdown under his wing because he sees so much of himself in him#and maybe if he becomes this fatherly figure to breakdown it will prove that Megatron is capable of being a good trusting person#a small problem is that he wasn't exactly the kindest to the stunticons#and he's not quite sure how to repair that#and Breakcheck is here being cute because I said so#I think Breakcheck could lead to a lot of healing with the Decepticons#like... as a little ambassador baby. a cross-faction proof that peace can exist between them#breakbee#transformers fanart#transformers#transformers bumblebee#maccadam#tf earthspark#tf fanart#tfe bumblebee#tfe breakdown#tfe megatron#megatron#tfe#earthspark#breakcheck#tfe breakcheck#tfe breakbee#breakbee fanchild#idk what to call this au lol#transformers earthspark
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oh,,
cat's...
My addition… scooped Michael cat
#ask reply#TUMBLR auto blurs any photos you guys send me#so I wasn’t sure what I expected when clicking to answer this#BUT IT WAS SO FUNNY TO SEE WHAT IT ACTUALLY WAS#YOURE RIGHT BUT IDK HOW you clocked this#the mikes are very cat coded tho#I hope you like my add on to the bit 😭#obviously the Vanessa’s are rabbits then
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"in my arms lies eternity"
you too, dear reader, can make veilguard into an elgarook enemies to lovers story if you think hard enough 😌
#(based on the kiss by gustav klimt ofc)#my art#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#elgarook#elgar'nan#rook#faolan de riva#this is my first ship art literally EVER so i'm feeling shy but im literally on fucking tumblr rn so idk why i care#anyway this started as a corruption au months ago... but after the game i've fixated so hard on this that i'm not sure it's an au anymore#what can i say- i love a good corruption arc. and doomed gays. and i also love elves. especially evil ones
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