#[ ic; the hunter ] shitposting

[pinetreepilgrimage]

The Prophecies Begin, or, The Streams Begin

Here’s the complete cover series, 1-6. Which one is your favorite?

[doodlingfoolishness]

When the Pabu Island Players decide to put on a play about the Bad Batch, some… ah, liberties are taken. Much to the consternation of some of the audience. Yes, who doesn’t need a shameless ripoff of one of the best episodes of Avatar, Bad-Batch-style?

[a-lil-perspective]

Hunter: If being hot was a crime I’d be serving a life sentence.

Crosshair: For a crime you didn’t even commit?

[lastavengedarchived]

Burning questions ⸻ @apothekosm asked ⸻ Ask The Hunter why Deadpool's En Fuego mechanic is so bad. I know she can do something about it. Why won't she?!

This particular team member of hers had to be the biggest mystery drowned in rainbow glitter (no, literally, the hot spring was filled with rainbow glitter once and Deadppol was sitting in the middle of it choking on aforementioned glitter).

❝ It is unfortunate, but not even the most gifted sorceress or evil dead gods, would be able to make sense of what EN FUEGO means or how Deadpool works in general. ❞ The half-demon says mercifully. She's far too focused on slaying demons, vampyres, or hydra agents to figure out what shouting EN FUEGO does after Deadpool's shot his pistols, slashed his sword, od thrown a grenade.

Whatever works for him, she supposes. ❝ Perhaps it is merely a placebo? ❞ She's hand some enchanting conversations about learning of modern medical marvels. ❝ It simlply makes him feel better or like he is building up to something big? Like a a battle cry for motivation? Yet it actually does nothing but trick the mind. ❞

[cringywhitedragon]

Last month was kinda a hard one in terms of gaming, two games (One I grew up with and one I’ve just got interested in) are sunsetting (SoD and X Dive)

At least one is saved thanks to an unexpected Offline version (Which I plan on picking up eventually), sadly certain content won’t be in it.

But hey, we still have the best of both worlds in MHST2: You can ride Dragons and attack stuff in Rise collaboration outfits

And here’s my crazy ass rider-Sona and her Velkana, Velka. Sorry for crappy picture quality but there will be more screenshots.

Watch out Deep Log, cause here we come!

[hunter-nightwind]

Hunter thinking to himself while hammering in his forge:

"Fae are hurt by iron, which is why I have that sign at the door and the offerings outside to keep them safe and satisfied... But wait! Elves are regarded as fae, and I'm in here hammering at a red hot horse shoe! So why does this not hurt me?"

Hunter looks down at his tough safety gloves and has a revelation

"OH MY GODDESS!!! FAE GET HURT BY IRON BECAUSE THEY DON'T USE SAFETY EQUIPMENT WHEN IT'S RED HOT! SOMEONE NEEDS TO TEACH THEM HOW TO BLACKSMITH SAFELY!"

[prism-gravity]

Shitposting Edit #1

LMFAO Originally I made this for a discord RP server. Beware of a ugly old fuck in a young ass body. Fake ass facebook post is fake.

"WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK DID I JUST HACK INTO?!"

"GROSS! Order me some bleach for my eyes, man!"

"That's so photoshop, man!"

"Ewwwww! My eyes has been tainted! DAMN THIS OLD BASTARD!"

"I have no words."

"DISGUSTING!"

[warwicked]

Tags

[infernal-general]

“Looks like a little detail was glossed over when trying so hard, but somehow that fails to surprise me.” seems internet sometimes was indeed entertaining

Adam @ Lilith right here.

[pinetreepilgrimage]

Zire And Ice (2/6)

Jermastream is a WindClan warrior now, but danger still lurks in the chat - and possibly closer than he thinks. With the chill of winter setting in, the cats of rival clans are growing restless, while WindClan turns weak and faces threats from all sides. As tensions build up to an explosive zlimax, Jermastream faces not only imminent battle, but betrayal from within his own Clan. Can he save WindClan from the threat of ShadowClan and help lead his clan home? In a war like this, he must tread carefully, or WindClan could be lost forever.

[siltyriver]

Justice is Swift (Vengeance is Sweet) — Ch.1 Shitposts

master post || chapter 1 || ch.2 memes ->

obligatory memes & shitposts for chapter one of jisvis :)

Danny, finally experiencing the horrors that are ice-breakers: What in the fresh hell is this

Bernard, who has been subjected to miserable ice-breakers his entire life: Don't tell my boyfriend but I would literally rather be kidnapped by the cult I used to be a part of right now

Danny, realizing this guy might be as traumatized as himself: Jazz is going to be so proud of me for making a friend

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Danny casually making a morbid joke: Shit, am I being weird?

Bernard, also uses comedy as a coping method: Oh mood.

Danny: Oh cool we're bonding :D

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Danny, walking home from orientation dead on his feet: sees a mugging happening

Danny, supposed to be laying low: Well, I have no choice but to stop this

Danny: turns invisible and beats the crap out of the asshole

Mugger: Holy shit did I just get beat up by a ghost?

Oracle, watching surveillance: Holy shit did that dude just get beat up by a ghost?

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Jazz: So how’s life going without ghost attacks to worry about?

Danny, actively punching a mugger: Uhhh, yeah it’s so peaceful :)

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Jason, on patrol catching sight of a cute guy walking alone through an alley: This guy’s gonna get mugged I better stalk him and make sure he gets home safe

Danny, getting mugged because he was distracted by someone stalking him: uses his powers instinctively despite trying to lay low

Danny: Well, fuck.

Jason: Oh shit he’s a meta, Bruce is going to kill me when I bring him home

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Jason, wanting to spend more time with the cute meta he’s intrigued by: I’ll walk you home

Danny: The fuck you will, stalker.

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Jason: I must know all of this guy’s secrets, let me interrogate him and hope he knows I’m flirting

Danny, sweating because someone’s getting too close to the truth: TIME TO BULLSHIT MY WAY OUT OF THIS!

Danny: What a fucking discriminatory asshole, how dare you throw baseless accusations at me—

Jason: ABORT ABORT ABORT

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Danny, furious: easily pushes Jason Built-Like-A-Tank Todd back with zero effort

Jason, turned on by people that can beat him up: Gee, I really hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me

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Also Jason: Damn my heart must be beating that fast because that meta is unsettling

Jason, sweating and ignoring his boner: No other reason…

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Babs: Tim I need your help

Tim: With what?

Babs: …There might be a ghost.

Tim, having flashbacks to his ghost hunter phase that he dropped because it was bullshit: Bullshit.

Tim, watching the video and already pulling out his whiteboards again: Holy shit there might be a ghost.

[cryingbluez]

An actual design/ref for my mhs2 rider. And also a ref for Kyle, since I was trying to figure out how to draw him and simplify his design a bit to make it easier for myself. Then also made a shitpost since I heard Kyle has brothers.

My velkhana is called “Queen” :) she made the ice for them to float on. I don’t understand why hunters can’t ride on the back of your monsters, like I understand when u got Ena on the back, but like when she’s not? Like bro why are u running after me just get on >:(

(Reblogs are appreciated/Don’t repost art without permission/Please don’t take my art and claim it as your own)

[chen-chen-chen-again-chen]

Hello, hi, hola!! It has been an ice age (in internet time) since I've been on Tumblr! Thank you for the WIP Wednesday tags today, @artsyunderstudy, @larkral, @hushed-chorus, and @forabeatofadrum! And thank you, merci, agyamanak unay to everyone who has tagged me in previous Sundays/Wednesdays. ❤️❤️❤️

Update on My Good EGG (aka Good morning, good night, good morning): So I said next chap would be up March 8 but NOPE, life has been life so it will be up March 15! (Next update TBD; you can see this post for more details) Just consider this a further exercise in edging ☺️

THANK YOU to @imagineacoolusername for tagging me in this WIP Game, which is my offering for this WIP Wednesday!

RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPS.

(To make things easy - you can send me an ask, but also feel free to shoot me a comment or stick something in the tags!)

I'll sort these by fandom, but I er......... have a feeling I know which one I am going to get asks on..... 😆

Carry On / Simon Snow Trilogy

Sour patch kids (updated with VISUALS by @dohrnaira)

Summertime jelly babies

13th night

Plus ca change

A magical mysteria

The wanking fic

The other wanking fic

Collar x Malice / Collar x Malice: Unlimited

Anemone (Blink and you'll miss her)

Kuroko no Basuke

Fuck our childhood, let's ruin a friendship

Kaguya-sama: Love is War

Hanabi

Witch Hunter Robin

Shut up about babies

Haikyuu! (My working titles for HQ definitely have the most shitpost energy)

Magical cat lesbians HOORAY!

Kuroo does not dream of a cat-eared kouhai

This stardrop could've been an orgasm

Will suck dick for books

That's... 13 WIPS? So here are 13 hello & come out to play tags/tag backs! @fatalfangirl, @whogaveyoupermission, @aristocratic-otter, @theimpossibledemon, @shrekgogurt, @you-remind-me-of-the-babe, @ileadacharmedlife, @shemakesmeforget, @facewithoutheart, @captain-aralias, @thewesterndoor, @raenestee, @cutestkilla

[wilderhyperfoxations]

⚜⚘ A B O U T ⚘⚜

⚜Welcome to my messy blog! ⚜My name is Fox Pearl Wilder. He/him. ⚜Main blog (replies, likes from it)- @foxpearlwilder. @foxpearlwilder2 personal/goblincore. @vaporpearl vaporwave. ⚜ Ukrainian, disabled, intersex, artist writer. ⚜A billion years old. ⚜Languages- English, Ukrainian. ⚜This blog is for reblogging fandom/interest-related posts, posting fandom/wip art, shitposting.

  ⚘ F A N D O M S:

🌧Little Pets Shop (G1-G4 merch) 🌧Monster high (Merch, show, movies) 🌧My Little Pony (G1-G4 Merch, G4 show, G5 show.)

🌧️ Kamisama Kiss

🌧️The Ancient Magus' Bride

🌧️AFK Journey 🌧Ever After High (Show) 🌧The Owl House (Faves: Darius, Belos, Hunter, Eda, Lilith)  🌧The Amazing World Of Gumball 🌧Rick & Morty 🌧Solar Opposites 🌧Inside Job 🌧Adventure time (Show, spinoffs, comics. Faves: Fern/Green Knight, Marceline, Simon Petrikov/Ice King, Marshall Lee, Prince Gumball) 🌧Wake Up, Carlo! 🌧Tuca & Bertie 🌧 BoJack Horseman 🌧Bee & Puppycat 🌧Dead End Paranormal Park 🌧Futurama (Faves: Calculon, Bender, Zoidberg, Leela, Fry) 🌧Disenchantment 🌧Silent Hill (1st movie, SH2 and 3) 🌧Pyramid Head 🌧Dead By Daylight 🌧Resident Evil 8 🌧Baldur's Gate 3 🌧Dragon Sim. (Mobile game) 🌧The Witcher (Games, books. Faves: Aen Elle, Ciri, Geralt, Yen. Last Wish, Season of Storms.)

🌧️ Howl's Moving Castle (Books & Movie) 🌧Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy (movie & books)  🌧Venom (Comics & movies) 🌧Spiderman 2099 (comics from 90s) 🌧"Cryptids" (Mothman.; Sirenhead) 🌧The Runaways 🌧CORPSE

⚘ I N T E R E S T S

🌧Antiques 🌧Restoration/conservation (Jewelry, objects, art, weapons) 🌧Electric Guitars 🌧Synths 🌧Qchord/omnichord 🌧Clowns 🌧Vaporwave 🌧Grunge (in the 90s sense, not tumblr 2010s soft grunge) 🌧17/18th century (British) puritans 🌧Furry-ism 🌧Taxidermy/Bones 🌧Biology 🌧Botany 🌧Geology 🌧Entomology 🌧Lepidoptera 🌧Mycology 🌧Amphibians 🌧Anura 🌧Sculpture 🌧Art 🌧Poetry 🌧Animation 🌧Fictional writing 🌧Folklore 🌧Mythology 🌧C o l l e c t i n g .

⚜A S K & A L I K E

Feel free to send in asks about my interests, fandoms, my DNI, and alike! Ideas, headcanons, questions. I'll answer. ⚜ DNI: Intersexists, ists or phobes or exclusionists of any kind, proshippers, antis who are really extreme, pedos, right wing bozos, people under 18, radfems/TERFS, super religious blogs or people (don't be fuckin weird abt it yk), zoos, russians or ppl who support russia in any way, communists, nazis, pro ana or thinspo blogs, NFT bros, hella nsfw blogs, people who like incest, you get the idea, if you're a fuckin asshole fuck off, I'm the only asshole allowed to be here. I doubt any of those fuckers would even be here but yeah. If you're one of those block my ass. Also don't start beef with me or complain or something, I'm here to vibe.  ⚜ This blog is safe for any race or ethnicity or gender identity or whatever. As long as you're not harming anyone we're chill. So welcome to my minuscule corner of the internet, hope you enjoy whatever goes on here. 

⚜TAGS: I try to tag tw's but forget sometimes. I have a set of tags for different things. Some are custom, some basic. I tag fandom stuff with the shortened ver of the name, unless it's one word, or a character's name. Toh- the owl house, at- adventure time, tawog- the amazing world of gumball, etc. ⚜Others: classic leg pulling - shitposts original post - a post created by me reblog -a post reblogged from someone else's blog shenanagans - stuff that happens to me rainbow skeletons in my closet - queer stuff the earthly horrors - mental, asd stuff wooden legs and shodden pecs - disability/chro illness stuff safe for work fingering - guitar stuff art- art. my art - self explanatory worms in my head- fandom stuff dream beam - my dreams *Not all are in full use. Sometimes I tag things after posting/reblogging. ⚜*Accessibility, Image Descriptions, Video Descriptions, Captions are included in my posts. I try to make my posts clear. Reblogged posts might not have those included. If I forget to add an ID or VD or CC, comment and I'll fix. If you don't understand something, please ask, I will explain! :]

[salem-nights]

basic info

→ about blog:

• multifandom, especially focusing on JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and Hunter x Hunter, sometimes Berserk and Morrowind, occasionally other stuff

• mostly reblogs, shitposts and shipping, I'm here to have fun

• entering this blog equals entering the self-shipping hell of a depressed 21 years old polyamorous gay trans man, you have been warned

• may or may not bring in some HxH headcanons in the future, I'd love to but I'm totally burnt-out since few months

• may or may not randomly post some fanarts as I'm back to drawing

• I will post NSFW stuff but at this point I know I don't have enough time nor nerves to check everyone who follows and interacts with my blogs; if you are a minor please just block the tag 'minors dni' and/or 'NSFW' so we can move on, I don't wanna see any kids under my hornyposting, thanks. If you are an adult uncomfortable with such type of content, obviously block the tags, too

→ about me

• call me Salem (nickname) or Ezra (name), as you please

• he/him

• queer af gay&poly trans man

• currently self-shipping with Bruno Bucciarati, Leone Abbacchio and Kite

• if you'll ever feel the need to DM me we can communicate in English, French or Polish. Once I get better we can use Italian, too. You may write asks in these, too, but I'd rather keep the blog accessible for everyone

• I also have a JJBA-only blog here, featuring my headcanons and scenarios

→ DNI:

• TERFs, racists, queerphobes, ableists, classists etc. – simple as it is, being a bigot is a one-way ticket to being blocked

• I don't give a shit about pro/anti-ship discourse so don't bring it to me, I won't block instantly, but keep acting like it's a big deal by throwing it at my face and I may eventually use a banhammer

• minors may follow and interact but holy crap just block the tag 'minors dni' and/or 'NSFW'; also, don't DM me, I'm way too old to be friends with teenagers, and I doubt I would be a good influence for you (e.g. you may end up at an archaeology course and then not even God will be able to save you)

• cishets, especially women, are free to interact, but you need to know that you are on a thin fucking ice

[not-equippedforthis]

in loving memory of ronaldo's broken back