#[ hes secretly honored af ]

[greenzilla4]

hi green these are your new government assigned cats by yours truly mwahahaha ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ )

— @kittycatred

I hate to admit, but I was literally about to send you an ask out of curiosity of this whole "government assigned cat" thing.

[struwberrii]

haikyuu!! at an american highschool ⊹ ‧₊˚ ౨ৎ

pt.1 here pt.3 here

these are just some of my silly headcannons on how i think hq characters would act and what stereotypes they would be at an american highschool (as an american highschooler ☝️🤓)

characters: kuroo, kenma, bokuto, akaashi, oikawa, iwaizumi

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kuroo

literally the biggest nerd but sm girls crush on him

the type of guy you gotta hit your friends with the “hear me out” before you say he’s cute

kind of annoying and cocky about his intelligence but ppl still like him

gets real creative about his insults towards ugly people

wears cringey dad graphic tees bc he has no style

crunchy coughs in class a lil too often….

has the oldest most beat up car on the planet like it’s a safety hazard driving that thing

always smells really weird like cigarettes or something despite not smoking a day in his life

debate club.

his note books have like water stains and the covers are like torn apart and look like they were used as a shield during a war

offers all his friends rides but is such a scary driver

makes fun of ppl “lovingly” but he’s lowkey a bully

jokingly owns a minecraft hoodie he bought from the kids section and it’s SO TIGHT it’s a crime to wear that out with his big self

kenma

wears the same clothes multiple days in a row, he don’t gaf he probably slept in ts too 😭

probably doesn’t really smell bad, just kind of…. moist? marinated?

his hair is probably really greasy sometimes

always brings some type of gaming console to school and plays during lunch and during any free time he has

sneaks his phone when he isn’t supposed to and has never been caught

for some reason he sits with cool people despite NEVER talking during class and never going out of his way to make friends (kuroo forces him to hang out with his friends)

raged at his game super loud in class one time and got so embarrassed he begged his counselor to take him out of that class

his grades are ok for someone who never studies or even really pays attention

some of his teachers have gone entire school years without ever remembering his name

has the best comebacks to everyone, he is not afraid to clock you

bokuto

drives the biggest jeep or like ford bronco ever and is actually a decent driver

his parking is TERRIBLE though and he never bothers to fix it

probably would play football (i’m sorry guys) and is constantly at risk of getting kicked off the team for his grades

akaashi helps him study to stay on the team

genuinely the biggest himbo, a bunch of the girls think he’s adorable but he never gets the hint

posts silly gym selfies on his story

book bag has like 1 notebook in it, maybe a pencil if he’s lucky

teachers secretly love him (but not enough to pass him)

i feel like he’d also try and join the swim team for some reason

i feel like he’d eat burger king for lunch :,(

girls confide in him with their drama even though he gives no helpful feedback or advice and just occasionally gasps and goes “no way”

has the most cracked iphone screen on the planet

akaashi

probably taking like half honors classes or AP (idk how it works i’m not at a regular high school sorry guys </3)

gets school iced coffee for breakfast

takes super good and detailed notes and helps bokuto despite being a lower grade

wears the funkiest outfits but girls still think he’s cute

no girls talk to him though because he’s so quiet

always has at least 1 airpod in

sells pics of his notes

sometimes goes off campus for lunch with bokuto, but refuses to eat burger king

other days he probably has salad for lunch

probably in like orchestra but never carries his instrument in the halls bc he thinks it’s embarrassing

bokuto is loud af cheering him on when they have concerts

also sneaks his phone during class but got caught one time and now he’s kind of too scared to use it

iwaizumi

wears those tight work out shirts to show off his muscles

probably drinks like protein drinks in class

has the biggest water bottle ever like bro drinks a gallon of water every period

has a SUPER old iphone or like an android he refuses to upgrade because it gets the job done

always posting about his gains

probably crashed his car and his bumper is like hanging off his car

in like a weight lifting or body building club and is probably the leader of said club

he and oikawa are a very popular duo

occasionally skips class if he ever just doesn’t feel like going

his notes are so vague and short yet he understands and remembers everything he wrote

his grades are insanely good too

literally only wears sports clothing

uses really good smelling cologne but since he’s so active there’s always a hint of must from all the sweat :,(

oikawa

man hoe

he has been in just about every girls dms at some point

his grades are like, okay? he’s not failing

does stuff for female validation, like ik if he had a cat he’d be posting it on his story constantly and like flexing his hand veins

drives a bmw

if he’s actually in a relationship, he’s super loyal tho

his teachers kinda hate him

still uses snapchat and his snap score is like 500k

has decent fashion but dresses mildly gay at the same time

people constantly make jokes abt him and iwa being gay and he gets so mad (maybe he’s projecting idk)

smells a little like vanilla

he and iwa get in n out for lunch and eat in his car

[ravennawritesfanfiction]

Beauty From Darkness

Fomerly called Imagine Being Married to Lestat in an Arranged Marriage

Pairing: Lestat de Lioncourt x Reader (Past), Armand x Reader

Word Count: 2846 words

Summary: You were married to Lestat in an arranged marriage of misery. A twist of fate grants you the life you most desired and a chance encounter brings up the past.

You’d never imagined that you’d be sent away. How the thought had never occurred to you, you couldn’t say. You were a daughter; biological property. A financial burden. No prospects; no hope for a future outside of your husband. Beliefs that were a product of the time. Still, when your parents packed up your belongings and sent you to Auvergne, you were still surprised and hurt. 

The Marquis’ son was your age and unmarried. You were to be his wife. A trade agreement outlined your worth. A poorly written and defined trade agreement. You wanted to be mad. You wanted to voice your outrage. But you were a daughter, you didn’t have the right. 

Lestat seemed as angry as you were, however for vastly different reasons. You were yet another dictation in his life. The youngest of seven. The one without a choice. He’d never inherit a title, everything in his life served only to maintain appearances and the family name. A son, treated as a daughter. If he hadn’t instantly resented you, perhaps he would have realized that you shared the same pain, reflected. You weren’t his enemy, rather a fellow victim. He did not see it.

Your wedding, which should have been a grand celebration, more closely resembled a funeral; thanks in part to your groom. He paraded his displeasure like a badge of honor. He stayed as far away from you as the night would allow. You sat alone. No one approached you. Your gift that night had been the pitiful glances thrown your way as Lestat drunkenly told everyone how much he despised you and how little he looked forward to touching you. You were 16 years old, humiliated, and utterly alone. 

That night, your marriage was consummated; mostly because the Marquis stood on the other side of the door to make sure it happened. Lestat would not look at you. He barely touched you. He was in and out fast enough to say it happened, but nothing more. There was no pleasure in it for either of you. Immediately afterwards, he kicked you out of his room and banned you from ever reentering. He didn’t stop there, you were banned from his presence entirely. You would not exist to him. 

Lady de Lioncourt was your only companion for the next 11 years. She welcomed you into her library, taught you to read, and gave you the only escape you could foresee. She never apologized for Lestat’s behavior, never made excuses for him. She just spent the time with you he should have been. She alone watched you blossom into a young woman. She secretly wishes Lestat had given you a chance, even now she could see that you would have been a great match, but she never broached the subject to either of you. It wasn’t her business, the affairs of a married couple. 

You ran into Lestat one day, nine years after you had been married. He was leaving the library as you were entering. He bowed to you in passing, the perfect gentleman; he had not recognized you. You continued avoiding him. He began inquiring about his mother’s new companion. She shot him down with a well placed jab about not wishing to know her. Lestat was left confused for two years.

You had thought about him a great deal since that encounter. He had grown into a handsome young man. You wished that he had not taken to hatred with you so immediately. You could have been happy with him. You could be out in the world together now; maybe have a small family of your own. Beautiful babies at your feet. Then the disdain returned. He robbed you of that.

Just before Christmas, eleven years after you were wed, Lestat found Gabrielle in the library crying, holding your favorite book. He’s seen her companion reading it just days before. He had taken to watching her from afar; hoping for some clue as to her identity. 

“Mother?” Lestat rushed to Gabrielle’s side, begging her to tell him what had happened.

“She’s dead. That poor girl is dead,” there was a rage in her that Lestat had never seen. “Your wife is dead.” She snatched herself away from him, he jumped back in shock.

The girl that Lestat had lusted over for the past two years; the one he had inquired about countless times because of her beauty, had been his cast aside wife. The air was knocked from his lungs. He clutched at his chest; chest tightening. It was clear now why he was never permitted in her presence. His shame was more than he could bear.

“How?” how had such beauty met her end.

“We don’t know the details. Just that she had gone to the village. The amount of blood had made the butcher ill and only her ring and shawl were recovered.” his father answered. “Not that you would care, but there isn’t even a body to bury. She’s gone.” a sob ripped from Lestat. He felt dizzy and sick. He collapsed on the floor as if attacked by a phantom.

“Why did she go out alone?” he was sobbing. He knew where the blame lie. He had been evil and cruel. She hadn’t been given a chance.

“Who would accompany her? The husband that banished her?” his mother’s venom was unbridled. His father did not intervene on his behalf. He curled into himself on the floor. Sobs turned into wails. He had condemned her to death. A stupid young boy, broke the one thing a young man desired. His brother finally hauled him to his room after his mother had had enough of his presence. She lamented that your death was what had been needed for Lestat to show you emotion.

You awoke surrounded by the most beautiful paintings you had ever seen; the skittering of insects you could not locate, and a strange man watching you. Normally, you would have been afraid, but you had a suspicion that the worst was already behind you. You were 27 years old, no longer alone, and a vampire. 

You took to your new life with grace. Every lesson Marius had for you, you devoured.You mastered your gifts with ease ad precision. You loved it all. Even the constant darkness could not damper your spirits. How could it when the darkness revealed the stars?

Marius was a gifted painter. Your talent was music. He’d given you the greatest gift; and eternity with your sheet music. You could imagine nothing better. Marius painted you often in the earliest days; you were an angel hunched over the sheet music at your piano. No greater muse had ever existed. You composed your life. Innocence shifted to profound sadness, the sadness turned into broken notes; a fear of ending hung heavy with those notes. The notes shifted to something dark, but even in the darkness, there was an uplifting hope in the melody. The song ended in unrestrained power and happiness. In your joy, you couldn’t have known that your music was calling to the one vampire that had broke you.

Lestat heard your music in the air; having fallen victim to Magnus in Paris. You felt him approaching. Both of you knew what his arrival would mean for your newly found happiness. Marius sent you away. The only way he knew he could protect you, his most beautiful creation. You had the skills to survive on your own now, and you had an ability to see the beauty around you in the night. He did not fear for you. He hid away the paintings of you. Once again, you were alone because of Lestat. So you drifted. You experienced the world around you. 

You found yourself in Paris. Marius had instilled vampire customs in you while traveling. You announced your arrival to any vampires that may be inhabiting the city. A voice responded. You recognized him the moment you laid eyes on him. Amadeo. He was known as Armand now. The maitre of the local coven. When you explained that you were passing through with no destination in mind, he extended an invitation to join his coven. You declined. 

Despite rejecting the offer, there was something about him that made you stay. You couldn’t pinpoint what it was. He spent his free time with you. When he was busy, you found yourself at the Theatre des vampires. You had taken to writing music while you listened to him work. He felt like home to you, but you had an unnameable misgiving about the coven that kept you at arm’s length. 

You loved Armand. The first time you had ever been in love. It reflected in your music, uplifted and joyful notes that filled every corner of the theater. You stayed with him in his coffin most days, sleeping peacefully in his arms. You felt like you were home. But his coven wanted you. With each refusal they got more adamant. Armand feared for you should you not join. I was with a broken heart that he eventually sent you away. He regretted it before he had even carried it out. He didn’t want you to unwillingly join him and your happiness to fade. You were too important to him.You held no ill feelings towards him. It had been the best decade of your life.

It would be two hundred years before he would hear your name again. A familiar pain in his chest when he heard you on the radio. The year was 2010 and you were being catapulted into stardom. He was with a companion named Louis then, but they both were front row of your nearest show and backstage congratulating you. 

Armand must have told Louis about you. You discussed your human lives and your early days as a vampire. You learned that Lestat had made Louis and that they had been companions for almost thirty years. You learned about the murder attempt and how he had found himself in Paris. How he and Armand had started their relationship. You gave cliffnote versions of your own relationship with Lestat. Unsurprisingly, he had never mentioned you. 

Louis and Armand kept track of your tour schedule and had you stay with them when you were local. You still felt at home with Armand. Your feelings had not changed for him. But now, there was a deeper level of friendship that had not been there before. Not to say that you weren’t friends in Paris, because you were, but you understood him better now, removed from the coven. You saw Armand the person. Not just Armand the Maitre. 

You were still going strong in 2024. You were still chart topping and living your best life. Marius had joined you along the way, insisting on helping you manage the delicate balance of being a vampire in the public eye. You were loved and loving life. Your world was blooming. You discovered that Gabrielle was alive; the first fledgeling of Lestat.

You cried when you saw her. She wasn’t much for physical affection, but she didn’t let you go for the longest time. You had escaped. She became a mother to you. She even found a place for herself with your tour; she had been looking through your wardrobe with disdain when you mentioned that your costume designer never listened to you. They were fired the same day and she joined and revamped the wardrobe for not only you, but the entire band. The new style was an instant hit. 

One night, while you were enjoying the stars, you felt a presence behind you. It was sad and lost, but you knew him immediately. Armand. Fresh from the hell of the Dubai interview, you had been his only thought. He joined immediately as director, friend and companion. Your world was complete. Every meaningful person from your life was here with you now.

With every tour came interviews. Marius rehearsed with you from the list of permitted questions. You had been at this for a while so really it turned into a catching up session. Armand right next to you the whole time. All of you laughing and enjoying life together. Marius got an email mid discussion of modern art and the catastrophe it was. 

He was not smiling when he returned. There had been another band on tour in the area and they wanted to do a joint interview. The up and coming Vampire Lestat. The room went cold. Marius offered to cancel the interview. Armand begged you to let him. You disagreed. It was time to face the past. Armand insisted that he be present the whole time, right there where you could see him, knowing that he would intervene for you the moment things shifted. 

With an army of support waiting in the wings, the time came for you to take your seat beside Lestat. With a new name and 200 years separating your meeting, Lestat did not recognize you. Louis was there too. He came over and said hello. You caught up with Louis briefly and vaguely while Daniel Molloy set up for the interview. 

“What's a beauty like you doing with a gremlin like Armand?” he did not hide his disgust as he asked his rude question. Thankfully Daniel was signaling that he was about ready to begin.

“The company I keep is of no concern of yours.” Louis chuckled. He was 100% on your team right now. He knew enough about your relationship that he really needed Lestat to get his.

“I’m joined today by the Vampire Lestat de Lioncourt and Miss (Y/N) de Romanus.” Lestat preened for the camera, showing off for you as well. You smiled politely at the introduction. “How are your tours going?”

Lestat jumped in immediately. The star of the show always. You were instantly irritated. Armand walked over and stood next to Daniel, you gave him the signal that you were fine. He backed up and stood alone. 

“My tour has been everything I hoped. Though, I confess, it would be better if (Y/N) was there though.” It was Louis turn to be irritated with Lestat. You gave him the ‘I got this’ look. 

“I’m sorry. I don’t believe there would be room enough for you, me, and your ego.” Lestat sat there, dumbstruck. “I don’t enjoy being cast aside into the shadows, so I think I’ll stick with my own venture.” Daniel was shocked. Louis beamed at you. Armand gave you the nod. Lestat felt that the jab was oddly specific.

“How’s your tour, (Y/N)?” you smiled. Bombs ready to drop.

“I have the best family on tour with me. It truly is a dream for me. Marius keeps me going. Gabrielle, my stylist is impeccable and the mother I never had. And Armand, he is my best friend, my companion on all the long nights. I love him so much. He always knows exactly what I need, even before I know it sometimes. I love them all with my whole heart. And the fans, they are my world. They make it all worth it for all of us.” you could pinpoint the precise moment that Lestat had figured it out. Armand said something to Daniel. You think it may have been a suggestion to press the issue further.

“I get the impression you know each other?” Daniel could not contain his excitement. 

“I knew Lestat a long time ago. He was arrogant then too. It seems that the only thing that has changed is me.” You shrugged and Armand smiled at you, encouraging you.

“I have changed. I can now admit I was wrong. I apologize. I allowed my bitterness to overshadow the truth. We were the same.” He didn’t look at you, but you knew it was probably the most honest he had ever been in his life.

“What happened?” Daniel coaxed out.

“A personal matter between us.” Lestat got up and walked away. Daniel was stunned into silent observation. Louis followed Lestat out after giving you a thumbs up, making sure you were good first. Armand took Lestat’s seat. 

“You handled that with more grace than he deserved, My Love.” Armand took your hand and kissed it.

“He only wants me when I’m not his.” you looked Armand in the eyes.

“You know, you have a whole mob of people who choose you,” he paused. “I choose you. And I will always be sorry that I chose the coven over you then. I have regretted it since the moment it happened and I will spend eternity choosing you now.” you pulled him down to the floor in front of you so you could look him in the eye. 

“I knew you did. That’s why I never stopped loving you.” you were kissing Armand when Louis and Lestat returned. 

“If we finish this, I want my companion and good friend both to join us.” Louis was mic’d up and seated next to Lestat. Armand joined you on your other side. “Shall we begin again?”

[lady-of-endless]

Another JJBA matchup trade for the lovely @tubbypeddle 🌹

Author's Note: I'm so glad you came up with the idea for another trade. Honestly, I was secretly craving another one with you so thank you. I'm happy that we also got to talk more. Your amazing and I really hope you'll enjoy it!

From part 3, I ship you with...

Kakyoin Noriaki

(obviously)

- It's canon that he doesn't like loneliness and is in search of friendships more than anything. The fact that you are friendly and care so much for your dear ones makes him feel honored above all. Plus, the most beneficial context for the start of your relationship is with you two being friends. (100% Friends to Lovers trope)

- The second obvious thing to mention is that this man would be so very whipped, absolutely smitten with you. He's dumbfounded by how someone actually likes to hear him talk about his interests and how many of those are common. This makes both of you feel very familiar with each other and so, more comfortable to open up to.

- Go ahead and infodump him, he loves it! And he does the same in return. You're so fascinating and so fun. Kakyoin loves learning new things, especially from you.

- His favorite move? He notices what book you're reading, secretly reads it as well, and then casually starts a conversation about it with you.

- If you enjoy home dates, he's all for it, especially if you play some video games together. Kakyoin is always going to lose track of time with you.

- Your physical way of expressing your affection is something he never knew he craved. It's nice, it's different than how he does it because he goes for quality time when it comes to love language. And gifts. He likes to paint or sketch you something and leave his art and a note behind for you. Let's not forget about a box of cherries from him, expect those often. Coming back to your love language, he will be so bewitched if you come up with the idea to help him with his hairstyle. You're going to make his day and also, because he's cunning, he'll purposely mess his hair a bit so you can help him again. That's his way of stealing you for a while. (And to play with his hair, it feels like heaven to him.)

- He notices how you like to mess around wearing his uniform jacket and so he even lets you wear his cherry earrings. That's a very meaningful gesture, it's the equivalent of letting you know how much you mean to him. It's such a big thing that the other crusaders are shocked by it.

- Your outfits leave him speechless every time. He can't even decide on his favorite one. You like to experiment with styles, he likes to experiment with accessories. If you combine those forces, you'd be that couple that always dresses cool af.

- He loves your tattoo, of course, and loves tracing it with his fingertips as you cuddle together. It's tempting him to get a meaningful tattoo as well. He'll ask you for your opinions on his ideas and will be very grateful if you want to go with him to get it done.

- Your protective side makes him feel so safe. It's something that made him trust you easily, something that he doesn't usually do.

From part 6, I ship you with...

Weather Report

(another obvious one)

- He likes that you're shy but cordial in the beginning when you two meet. It's calming. Most people around him seem to be all over the place in the beginning, not that he minds that kind of personality, but with you, he feels more at ease. He feels like he doesn't have to be so tense around you so it's a wonderful starting point.

- It might not be a typical story where you two just know each other for a long time as friends and finally get to romance. Not with Weather because of the context. And also because he has the habit of being attracted to someone fast even if he doesn't show it. For him, contrary to popular belief, it would be something random, a spark, a light that catches his attention.

- However, even with that initial spark, things will go slow with him from that point on. Attraction is not enough when it comes to something as serious as romance. Expect a slow burn that's all worth it in the end. You both need your time to open up to each other and that's a good thing because that's how you'll build a strong connection.

- Because you were shy and a bit distant at first when you start opening up and talking more, he will listen to everything, leaning closer how he always does. Also, he's generally curious so please share your interests, likes, and dislikes with him. Weather falls for your kindness and pure, big heart.

- He's your rock, your anchor when you feel stressed and overwhelmed. Weather knows how much you like to cuddle so he will indulge in it so you can feel better. He has no idea how good he is at cuddling. It's his thing to play with your hair while holding you against his chest.

- Once you put your trust in him, expect him to protect that trust and try to never make you doubt your decision. Weather is observant so expect him to pay attention to your reactions and try to understand what you're thinking about, if he did something good or if he disappointed you.

- He's overthinking often and the best treatment for that is to come to you. Again, he finds your presence calming and it seems that you always know how to take his mind off things. He thinks that's your superpower (among the other traits you mentioned).

- His favorite thing to do? To control and move a little bit of sunshine over your eyes to see those hazel irises of yours change color when lit up. It's so subtle that you won't even tell but what gives it away is the way he becomes less expressionless when looking at your eyes.

- Your love for people in general is something he admires because of its purity and worries him. It's mostly admiration but don't blame him if he's a bit more tense when other people notice this trait and are a little suspicious.

- Your love language makes him feel warm. My theory is that Weather likes to lean in closer when someone's talking is because he's touch-starved. With this being said, go ahead and shower him with affection even if he won't ask for it.

Runner-ups:

- Avdol: I feel like you two would look out for each other and get along so lovely. He's also happy to learn and to know more so he'll love listening to you once you open up. You two have similar ways of handling conflict so you'd also make a great team.

- Polnareff - come on, you're sweet as honey, of course, he's going to be head over heels, daydreaming about living a peaceful life with you.

[a-bucket-of-trash]

Hey my favourite Kelvin writer 🥰

I really love your analysis (and of course all the stories you write) of Kelvin and I was wondering what type of music do you think Kelvin listens to? And what style of clothes would result from that?

I have this idea (or more like a wish/obsession) in my head that he'd listen to rock and metal 😏 maybe not death metal but at least some metalcore and, probably due to me being a Rockabella irl, I so wish for Kelvin to listen to some nice classic and 50s rock while maybe dressing up slightly into that direction. You know those jeans, converse sneakers (or boots) and maybe a tight white t-shirt combined with a leather jacket or something cuter like a white shirt, suspenders and a bow tie. It would look so cute on him 😍

What are your thoughts on this? I'm so curious 😁

Hello Raven! The amazing writer Raven uwu a honor! ♥

Do you want me to analize and do THEORIES? AGAIN? I sadly can't do that now... I'm actually too busy to OK HEAR ME OUT

I fully damn agree with you and is fully my headcannon. With the 0.5% of what we can hear of the music he is listening on the helicopter, it have a rhythm more inclined to the rock side, specially since we can listening what it seems to be the drums. Also, as a metal head myself, we can't literally don't listening some rock in a place so metal as a fucking helicopter, I mean, come on, is like say that you love candies and you don't eat one in a trip. Also there is nothing more metal and rad and punk that just listen rock in a middle of a mission as you give 43 fucks about the orders?

He is like "pfff orders? I will see what the fuck I do on land, let me smash this blast against my ears OMG I'M DEAF NOW, what they said about don't hear metal too high to not break my ears was TRUE!"

He seems like rock- punk rock for me, probably some metal in his hard days, specially glam metal like Motley Crue. He also seems to have a (very obvious) soft side, so I guess, in his softie days, he would be listening soft rock, some Queen and Bowie, and full romantics guitars songs country style to which he would fully want to badly slow dance with his SO.

And I think he would secretly likes 80's Disco. I mean, he have the face of someone who drink a beer more of the usual and end crying af and half bad singing Total Eclipse Of The Heart by Bonnie Tyler. Kelvin is the kind of dude who play (badly) to be a hardcore but sing "I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world ♫" with the headphones at max, vacumming the living room, dressed in dark colors with the pastel color apron of his wife/partner.

Kelvin is the kind of dude who will say that certain pop song is too mainstream for his taste but will have it hidden in an album in Spotify. He would pretend is too metal punk pure blood but will have a favorite reggaeton, and he will love it, and dance it hidden in the bathroom as try to twerk to the mirror.

He would listen a variety of genders because he loves music, but he would never confess it because he have a hard appearance to maintain (even when he is a softie, but well, mostly of the most metal punk heads are fucking softies).

And clothes? SAME, VERY AGREE. Early rock style, very Travolta style (I think he would be a mega fan of the movies of the young Travolta, like Saturday Night Fever and Pulp Fiction). Specially if is in a "playfull party mood".

I think he would normally wear something cool and chill, but definitely with a leather jacket like:

In lazy/ too busy to be cool days, he would be pretty basic: hoodie and done, move on. But his wardrobe would be the most basic boring color palette, like, boy would have 25 shades of grey, black, dark blue and brown. A miracle is find something dark green or even red. Boring ass. Jeans, jeans jeans jeans... baby you have only jeans??? (he would say no and pull a pair of the most basic black pants ever)

He would totally have ONE good fancy jacket like this and will be the most formal clothes he can have (before jump to full wedding/funeral black suit that he would have because being militar he would totally assist to way too many funerals)

So... YEAH lmao I again get lost in the theories XD Was super fun tho! Thanks for the ask! I love you a tooooooooooon ♥

By the way, this kind of random crap would be also his style. Funny random unexpected trash that he would send you a Saturday at 2am because is drunk but is thinking about you.

[trentonsimblr]

My guess for the name: Audrina. Publicly it's in honor of Eleanor's best friend (idk maybe she'll be the godmother too if she isn't already to one of the older kids). Secretly it's to honor Archer and his family since he's the dad.

That would have been a really sweet idea 🥺

I try not to have two sims living with the same name, maybe it’s due to my cultural beliefs (in Judaism it’s considered bad luck to name a baby after someone that is still alive) or that I find it confusing AF to have more than one active sim with the same name 🤣

[jobamadotnet]

TOP 10 rappers ever (in my opion)

10 - 2 Pac

2pac helped pave the way for good soul kind people to enter the rap scene and made raping cool again

he also had beef wit some fat ass named. Biggie smalls lol funny name

Unfortunately 2pac passed away after losing control of his vehicle after trying to evade paparazzi with his wife princess Diana and his son mario judah 😿😿😿😿

Some people say 2 pack is alive still and is hiding somewhere in Albania so I'll have to come there someday and see if I can find him.

9- Obama

Obama is the first black rapper of Dominican decent and paved the way for Michael Jackson to make ABC song for the Jackson's 5 thanks jobama

8 - Jack Black

Jack black the first black rapper to have black in his name

He also made the peaches song which directly inspired kendrick lamars critically acclaimed masterpice section 80 which was included in the insanely successful video game django unchained by naughty dog for the ps2 which sold 3 trillion copies in 2 picoseconds

7 - Nas

Nas was the first gay rapper and paved the way for lil Nas x and was the first homosexual person since homosexuallity was invented in 1664 by two Israeli teachers who got bored while sitting by the fire.

Nas also made the only rap album ever Illmatic which was the first rap album ever made in 1873.

6 - Ye

Ye fka Kanye West Is the first rapper to be Autistic and Have ADHD. (He is literally me)

He is also the first rapper to have never read book (also me)

But unfortunately He is a Soulja Boy Meatrider and has defended Elon Musk so his public execution is on September 11th, 2001.

5- Ashnikko

I put this here just to piss some folks off but it's true. Ashnikko >>>>> Kanye (this is joke pls no kil)

Ashnikko is the first gay woman reaper and the first blue person to be better than eminem 🐱🐱🐱🐱

Eminem is not on this list because I forgot he was a rapper.

4- Grimes

Grimes is the first female rapper to sound like angels coming inside of me

She also was in the suicide squad movie wit jared leto (my mom didn't let me see that movie cause it was rated r also I heard it was just a bad film but idk it could be misunderstood af or something I gotta peep it now that I think about it)

Also she likes robots and elves and shi and kan man still talking about how much he loves hitler and shit even though let's be real he's secretly gay for that dude.

3- Andrew Tate

andere tate is the first rapper with a bhuttload money

he is also the first rapper to live in Romania

He is also the first pregnant rapper (Yes he beat Nas to the punch.)

Unfortunately he got booty raped In the Romanian gulag and now he spends the rest of his life inside of his home with mematic kill agent

2 - Lotus Juice

little juice is the first Chinese rapper being birthed before the first rapper ever (Michael Soft)

Rapping was a medium invented by teh Chinese to control public consciousness by implanting nanomachines that turn babies into elijon muskrat

Unfortunately after wrapping up production on the critically acclaimed Persona 3 Soundtrack Lotus Juice died in a fatal Warthog crash In Halo 3.

Honorable Mentions

JAY-Z

Hov, Aka Jigga is the first rapper to get laid, see anything is possible... u just gotta put the work in.

Playboi Carti

Playboi Carti is the first rapper to sound like an autistic mole rat and plays Danganronpa #BasedOrCringe???

Eminem

Eminem was the first Latinx Rapper 🥶🥶🥶 he is also the first rapper to rhyme orange with door hinge nine inch ice age

KID CUDI

Kid cudi is the first rapper to hum instead of rap changing the medium for da future generations

Pusha T was going to be on this list but has been disqualified due to his horrific crimes against salamanders

1- Tyler, The Creator

T man is the only alive clipse fan in the year 2023, and he is also the only rapper with a foot fetish therefore making him the best rapper of all time because I said so also he's literally me

Thanks for reading

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[miss-oranje-disco-dancer]

headcanons for every leon

Inspired by this post

content: spitting, slapping, biting, handcuffs, public-ish sex, degradation, oral sex, LEON SLUT KENNEDY

word count: 722

Re 2 Leon likes hickies. Every Leon would probably like them, but 21 year old Leon is young enough to get away with them. He likes when you mark him and tell him that you’re going to ‘make him yours’ because he’s so proud to have a pretty girl like you as his girlfriend (or whatever your relationship may be). When you let him do the same for you, he feels honored, he thinks he doesn’t deserve it, but he loves the idea of you being his and only his.

Re 4 Leon is still young and fun. He doesn’t go out on the town often, but when he does, he loves fucking you in semi-public places. In the car, in a bathroom stall, in a broom closet. He’d even finger you in the movie theater if he thought you could get away with it. Honestly, the thought of getting caught gets him off, though. He especially likes the fact that you have to be quiet because it’s easy for him with the composure he’s developed over the years, but you, on the other hand, have to try to be quiet. And Leon makes it difficult on purpose. He fucks you hard, so that he has to put his hand over your mouth. It’s all under the guise of ‘we have to do this quickly if we don’t want to get caught’, but really he wants to make you moan.

ID Leon is the most arrogant Leon in my opinion. He knows he’s hot and he uses it to his advantage. It’s not that he’s mean, but if you consent to it, he’d 100% be into degrading you - calling you a ‘slut’ or a ‘whore’, telling you how pathetic you look and how nasty you are for letting him do these things to you. He would also be the type of guy who likes a woman wearing lingerie. He’s not submissive, but he’d let you take control if you put on a show for him. He’d like high heels and fishnets, and if you wore them out he’d go back to being his RE 4 self and fuck you in the nearest semi-private area, while calling you a slut for letting him have you in public.   

Re 6 Leon likes to spit in your mouth when he’s inside you. He grabs your chin and forces you to look him in the eye while he spits into your mouth. Sometimes he’ll close your mouth for you, so you have to swallow it. If you were on top and you tried to spit in his mouth, he would initially be shocked and possibly off-put - or at least, he’d act that way - but secretly he’d like it. 

Damnation Leon just wants his breakfast, and by breakfast, I mean pussy in the morning! But he’s lazy af, so he’d want you to sit on his face. He’d also like it if you brought him actual breakfast in bed. A blowjob in a sexy apron would be the cherry on top. 

Vendetta Leon is constantly frustrated, and he’d love to give you a good spanking. But, if you’d let him, he’d go further and give you a nice slap in the face, too - the kind that stings a little, but doesn’t leave a bruise. He’d still be careful with you. And, if you ever slapped him back, he’d go red in the face - not just because of the slap, he’d be totally embarrassed. He’d be embarrassed because he liked it. A lot. He might try to deny it, but his dick would twitch and you’d know. 

DI Leon has fully embraced his submissive tendencies. Sure, he can be a soft dom! if that’s what you want, but he loves exploring his submissive side. He wants to be handcuffed to the headboard and have you ride him. I don’t know how he’d feel about punishment, but I think he’d like to be edged, and he would act like that’s a form of punishment. I think, like most, if not all, versions of Leon, he’s loud, and he’s whiny when you edge him, pretending like he hates it, but you know he doesn’t because he’s practically drooling. He’d be like ‘you’re so mean’ and you’d be like ‘if you think I’m so mean, then why is your cock leaking?’*

*yes, this is from not old enough chapter 4

[annie-bunny-out-there]

Everyone’s personalities in their posters!

Jamie: Kind of not caring, in a rush, not very bright (believe is misspelled) LOOK AT ME IN BIG WRITING!

Isaac: Creative free-spirit, he’s also very talented with his hands cutting hair

Rebecca: Something kind of similar to Ted’s original (cause she loves him) and wanting to be neat and professional, but the biscuit crumbs were showing when it was printing

Higgins: Whimsical, secretly talented at calligraphy like with the bass

Roy: Stubborn, kind of annoyed/embarrassed he had to do something like this

Sam: The smiley face! Ted has truly rubbed off on him and he’s just the happiest man

Dani: Believe in Spanish to not only honor his heritage/home but something fun and different

Keeley: Being extra AF and bright with sparkles and flowers cause she loves being girly!

TED LASSO: SEASON 3 TEASER

[batcxves]

Reputation

a battinson pic, fem!reader, reader insert, riddler is conspiring against reader, reader has a budding relationship with b. wayne, as well as an established business-ish relationship with the batman, ongoing/not finished.

synopsis: A doctor of criminology, Y/N has been secretly conspiring with the masked vigilante of Gotham, the Batman. Despite her secret, she has rose to a sort of fame within the police department, and at a banquet honoring her success, she is shot. Bruce Wayne rescues her, and fights an ever-growing attachment to her. Meanwhile, she conspires with the Batman to catch the perpetrator that is targeting her. As tensions rise and she discovers that the shooter is much more dangerous than she previously believed him to be, she fights internal battles of complicated feelings towards the two banes of her existence: Bruce Wayne, and the Batman.

content warnings for this chapter: pining af

a/n: ACTUAL ACTION IN THIS CHAPTER FINALLY :) hooray. I love to see everyone sharing or noting it means so much to share this story with others. hope you continue to enjoy !!

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CHAPTER FOUR -

She stood in the crack of her door, watching, waiting, hoping that she would hear his footsteps ascending back up the stairs; see his silhouette reappear in the empty hallway. Dumbfounded was the only way to describe her current state. Slamming her door shut, she paced to the curtained window overtop her desk, peeling back the black-out cloth to watch for him. She could see his car parked across the street; it was the only dark, expensive-looking car in the vicinity. Despite being rather financially well-off, she had always opted to keep to a small space. She couldn’t begin to imagine how someone like Mr. Wayne conducted himself in his grand mansion overlooking the whole of the city. To be all alone was one thing, but to be all alone in a space that one’s singular presence could not fill, would be more lonesome than words would be able to explain.

She watched as he stepped outside onto the sidewalk, head low. He had come to see her, to see how she was—how did he even know where she lived? Why would he risk being seen in a lower-income part of town? Why would he risk his image being tainted? She paused her thoughts as she saw him pull a piece of paper out of his coat pocket and tear it in half quickly. As he crossed the street, he crumpled the now ripped paper in one singular fist, dropping it in the garbage outside of the apartment complex across the street. He rubbed his hands together and pulled on his jacket to tighten it even further around him, ducking his head as his driver opened the door to his car for him. In the back windshield, she saw his body contort in order to turn back towards her building, and quickly, she closed the curtain with an anxiously extreme force.

Pacing, she listened for the motor of his expensive car to disappear down the street before she opened the curtain again. She was deathly curious to know what the paper entailed; was it for her? It was an awfully odd place to dispose of a paper, and Mr. Wayne didn’t appear to her to be the type to carry useless garbage around in his pockets. Of course, she’d have to wait until the sun set to look for the paper. She couldn’t risk being seen digging through the dumpster just after being shot; it was clear the beloved image she had imagined herself to have was deteriorating quickly. She wouldn’t have her career ended for something as stupid as rumors and defamation of her image. If she would go down, it would have to be much, much better than that. She had decided long ago that if she were to be ruined, it would have to be over the Bat. She wouldn’t have it any other way. She didn’t deserve her career ruined over anything else. He was her one thing. The thing that would certainly destroy her, but she could not seem to stop herself from having. The feeling she got from solving case after case with him as her partner could only be described as comparable to the feeling drug addicts chased. That feeling, that high that she would not become tolerant to anytime soon.

As the day progressed, she found her mind wandering back and forth between the two masked men—one literally, the other figuratively. Neither would ever let her in, yet with the passing days, she had begun to feel a growing desire to attempt to crack the walls surrounding the both of them. It was her nature, as a detective. Every mysterious person was simply a challenge to her, a puzzle. She supposed that her thought process was the reason behind her having no personal relationships; she didn’t see people as just that: people. They were objects to her, something for her to solve, and once she did that, she moved on to the next most mysterious thing. When she solved things, broke through a person’s barriers, she no longer had a challenge, and therefore, no longer had an interest. Both a blessing and a curse, her thirst for knowledge consumed her.

Soon, her impatience consumed her, and as the sun was just beginning to set, she decided that she could wait no longer. Slipping on a long black shirt and black cargo pants, which were a tad too big, she decided to start down to the dumpster to begin her search. By the time she had finished her descent down the stairs, the sun had completely set, and darkness was about to consume the city. Though she had been a private investigator for years, she still never felt very comfortable on the streets of her neighborhood, especially at night. In the waistband of her cargo pants, a handgun was tucked away, ready in case of need.

As she crossed the street to the dumpster on the other side, the street was quiet. The sound of crickets and the wind in the midsummer night relaxed her as she stood on tiptoe to peer inside the dumpster, using her phone’s flashlight to navigate through the trash. It had just been emptied the day before, God bless. She hoisted herself up and climbed in, landing on her feet upon the metal bottom of the dumpster. She fell to her knees and dug around for a moment, finding one of the pieces of paper scattered throughout the contents. She turned her head towards the sky to hold the paper up into the moonlight, only to find her vision of the sky blocked by the familiar silhouette of a cowl upon a pair of hefty shoulders. Suppressing a shriek, she immediately reached for gun out of instinct. He frowned and reached forward, grabbing her wrist before she could bring the gun up to level with him. A moment passed, but she became considerably less tense as she came to realize who the man in front of her was.

“Don’t you ever just say hello?” She growled, embarrassed to be caught in such a lowly position. “What the hell are you doing here? Keeping tabs, Bat? I don’t know if you’re aware, but my mother stopped hiring babysitters for me years ago.”

He stood silently, for a moment, pondering the image of her in the dumpster. With a firm grip on her wrist, he traveled to her hand, prying it open to take the piece of paper from her. She protested immediately, lurching so hard towards him that she recoiled and hissed from the pain of his grip on her pulling on her shoulder. He released her, ignoring her protests and groans of pain as she tried to pull herself out of the dumpster. He held the paper up to the sky, and the moonlight shone upon it, illuminating the black words scribbled onto the page. The end of a word or two were cut off from the rip, but two words were clear: a signature. B. Wayne. He looked over his shoulder at her, and she cowered against the dumpster. It had been the only time that he had ever seen her look anything less than determined and confident. Red in the face, refusing to make eye contact, she appeared to be ashamed. He crumpled the paper in his fist and tucked it into his pocket, turning to face her now. Not a word had passed between them for a few minutes now, and a cold, awkward silence fell over them. His jaw was set as he stared blankly at her with a frown, trying to make out any sense from her angered silence.

Suddenly, he took two steps forward, reaching over her to grab the lid of the dumpster. He closed it firmly, firmly. The loud bang that echoed behind her told her just how disproving he was of her actions, and she, too, felt the same disgust for herself. Hovering over her now, she found the sight of her shoes to be rather interesting.

“Look at me.” His gruff voice broke the silence. She hesitated, but slowly lifted her head, her eyes trailing after the movement of her neck, and it was then that she realized how close he was. Pressed against the cold metal of the dumpster, she felt as if she had shrunk. His body seemed to be twice the size of hers, and when she turned to look away again, feeling embarrassed by the aggressive eye contact he was making, he grabbed her chin, pulling her face back to look at his. “You,” his voice was quiet, but firm, “Do not want him.” His eyes were darting back and forth between hers, and for a second, they fell to her lips. Grabbing his wrist, she pulled his hand away from her, shoving past him to head back towards her apartment complex. Wordlessly, he watched her go. She stopped, hesitated, and then turned around and made her way back to him. Laughing almost hysterically, she firmly pressed her hand into his chest, shoving him backwards.

“You’re absolutely right, asshole. I don’t. I don’t want him. I sure as hell don’t need him. Even if I did, Bat, I’d recommend you mind your own fucking business for once. Leave me the hell alone. I am your business partner. You don’t need to babysit me. You don’t need to keep tabs on me. I am a grown woman. Just because I was shot doesn’t mean that—”

“This isn’t about that.” He cut her off grimly, jaw set as he clenched his teeth, almost as if he were biting his tongue.

“Then what, Batman, could it possibly fucking be about—”

Before she could finish her last word, his gloved hands were roughly grabbing her by each side of her neck. The feeling of his lips upon hers had a fire alight in her throat, ready to scream, ready to cry, but she stood completely still as his hands worked their way to hold her chin, thumbs working in circles to rub the joints of her jaw. Her jaw went slack at the feeling and her eyes eased shut, and something about it felt so right that she couldn’t help herself when she began to move her lips synchronously with his. The absolute sheer power of him, the way he kissed her as if he had been starving for a taste of her, it was all so overwhelmingly intoxicating. It was sloppy, it was rough, and it was hot. It was when she felt his teeth against her bottom lip that she came to her senses and pushed on his chest with all the strength she could muster. She stood there for a fraction of a second, her hand upon her lips, as if she were protecting them from him. She could bare to meet his eyes for only a split second before she stumbled backwards and turned, darting back across the street and forcing the door of her apartment complex open as quickly as she could, and though she bit back a scream of pain as the door made contact with her shoulder, she bit her lips and kept quiet the entire way up the stairs.

The moment she slammed the door of her flat shut, she collapsed to the floor with a shaking sob, trying to scream. The only sound she could muster was a breathy sob as she clutched at her chest and shoulder, trying to go back, pleading to reverse time and stay inside. Begging to have never met him, never worked with him, never spoken to him.

It was her first kiss.

[shamelesskimchifiend]

𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐛𝐤𝐝𝐤 𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐬

soooo these are all like 100k+ words, slow burn af, good sexual tension, in character characters, classic “they’re both bamfs and it annoys the shit out of each other” bkdk dynamic, juicy banter/flirting, smut

ALL TOP BAKU (or switch)

Basically I mean to say, I am a fussy as bitch and fanfictions are no exception

(p.s. these are in order, fav at the top etc.)

Quiet Rapture by lalazee 

A/B/O - Pro hero baku, Quirkless deku - Strangers to lovers - Explicit

That A/B/O fic where cocky Alpha Bakugou falls in mate-love at first scent, while Midoriya is just a poor bookstore-owning Omega who got his nose punched in is a kid and can't smell a damn thing. Also known as: That time an Alpha had to use his actual personality to woo his mate instead of relying on his scent.

Okay so for anyone who doesn’t know, lalazee is my god and I’ve read all her bibles. Amen, bitch.

I was hesitant to read this as it was my first a/b/o, but once you get into it, you get IN TO IT. My favourite fic of all time, she has brilliantly portrayed bkdks dynamic and their characters. Theres still a good plot, while still having the fic being focused on bkdks relationship. Sounds impossible? Well good luck telling that to lalazee. SUCH good banter holy fuck. Entire fic had me (s)creaming with how much sexual tension there was. Just perfect *chefs kiss*.

Blood Moon by lalazee

Canonverse - Pining baku, Also pining deku - FWB to lovers - Explicit

The Thank-Fuck-We-Aren’t-Dead Sex had started then, and had never really stopped. Then came the feelings and the fights. The ego, the pride, the jealousy. And then there was Us.

(The one-shot smut fic that turned into an entire world for you.)

Another one by lalazee, who’s surprised? Anyways, this was my first proper fic I ever read and I was hooked. Again, really good banter, tons of angst and hero shit. Smut is also really good, both of them are complete bamfs who are secretly broken. 

Fire Lily by EtherealBeing

Heaven & Hell AU - Demon baku, Angel deku - Enemies to lovers - Explicit

There he was: sitting splay-legged on the altar, one muddy combat boot propped up on the edge, with a self-satisfied grin on his face and a relaxed aura, in spite of the war raging outside.

Izuku wasn’t sure what he’d expected to see his first day evacuating humans from the Rapture zone, but it sure as hell wasn’t a Demon with the same goal.

A story about falling, in more ways than one.

Just really good okay? I’m tired and I need to do some assignments

From The Sidelines by suffocatingspring

High School AU - Jock baku, Nerd deku - Enemies to lovers - Explicit

When long-time enemies, Bakugo Katsuki--the all-star athlete and rascal of Ise--and Izuku Midoriya, the town sweetheart, are paired together for a long-term project, the quiet beachside town of Ise suddenly gets a bit louder.

In which, Katsuki is an asshole pole vaulter, Izuku is going to fail psychology, and both are about to have the most intense spring semester yet.

The bakuhoe fucks virgin izuku I was waiting my entire life for holy fuck. Anyways, this has super 80s retro vibes and bkdk go on a bunch of adventures together. It’s really good and you should really read it!

Battle of the Bands by roadtripwithlucifer

Boy Band AU - Punky baku, Gay disaster deku - Enemies to lovers - Mature

'The rules are simple. Battle of the Bands. Local bands send in a single track to the radio station, and ten tracks are selected. Over the coming month, the songs play on the station and listeners vote on the top five. The top 5 play a live concert as part of a music festival, then the top 3 at a larger, indoor venue. The top two have the honor of opening on the first stop of All Might’s retirement tour – here. In Izuku’s home town. And finally, the winner gets the ultimate prize. Getting to spend the rest of the tour, forty cities, across the country as All Might’s opener. Three months. Same tour bus. Shoulder to shoulder with the greatest musicians the world has ever known.'

Izuku Midoriya is a broke college student presented with the opportunity of a lifetime. But winning isn't gonna be easy, especially when one band's aggressive blonde frontman seems to be dead-set on making Izuku's life a living hell.

So I’m not actually usually into the whole “Band AU” thing. I think its cause I had a traumatic experience with a really bad fanfic that put me off it. Anyways, they’re both absolutely whipped for each other and again really good banter and “i’m never going to let you win but I’ll let you fuck me upside-down” sorta relationship dynamic and I LOVE IT. Also do NOT be fooled by the mature rating instead of explicit, there’s still enough smut in this to make it worth the wait.

[yourdeepestfathoms]

Immortals Fenyx Rising Headcanons

Fenyx has a burn scar on her chest from when she was struck by Zeus’ lightning

Actually, she’s covered in scars from her time on the Golden Isle, but the lightning scar is by far her least favorite because of how tender and painful it is. she Still gets random jolts of pain from time to time

Athena is secretly a huge mama bird, but Only to Fenyx (and Ash)

Fenyx has a major inferiority complex (thanks Ligyron 🙄)

Additionally, she is a Total people-pleaser, to the point where it’s unhealthy

Aphrodite: If Zeus told you to jump off Olympos, would you?

Fenyx: HE TOLD ME TO DO THAT??

She doesn’t know how to say no to people and can be manipulated Very Easily

Ares is protective af tell me I’m wrong

Specifically over Fenyx and Athena. but he will deny being protective over Athena till the day he dies

Fenyx was Intimidated when she met all the other gods for the first time

She was worried she wouldn’t be good enough

Tbh she Still sometimes thinks she isn’t good enough

Hestia absolutely adores her new niece

When the other gods hear how Fenyx survived Zeus’ lightning they were like :0

And then Hestia grilled her brother for it (pun intended)

Fenyx is a total mama’s girl, change my mind

Thetis loves her baby girl so much

Fenyx cares very much for Ash and has claimed Ash as her little sister

Fenyx Absolutely introduces Ash to Thetis and is like “Mamá, you have a new daughter”

Thetis rolls with it

Ash gets to live in Olympos after she’s revived and she’s completely overwhelmed, but happy to not be alone anymore

The gods keep forgetting how squishy she is and have to remember she Can still die

Speaking of death! being revived isn’t all that fun 😅

Sometimes all Ash tastes is literal ashes. even though she wasn’t in the Underworld for long, she still feels detached from her body at times, far away, like she isn’t really there. it’s scary for her and worrying for everyone else.

But that’s all for another time!

Everyone honestly loves Ash because she’s just so nice

They’re a family, your honor!

[darlingbudsofrae]

Andrew Minyard Appreciation Post

Foxes Appreciation Series : || 1 || 2 || 3 || 4 || 5 || 6  || 7 || 8 || 9 || 10 ||

I believe that even with all the overwhelming Andrew Minyard content, we can never give the love this precious soul deserves.

Andrew Joseph Minyard deserves all the love in this universe.

He is very loyal.

Like, because he was often left behind most of the times in his past, it’s kind of ironic how Andrew understands the concept of family.

How willing he is to fight for his family, keep his family- even if it doesn’t show in the most obvious ways.

Friendly reminder that Andrew Minyard strike deals with people because he thinks it’s the only way to make people stay.

Friendly reminder that he is willing to go through hell and back for his family to the point of even hurting himself.

Because he could give less shit if he gets hurt. This MF is willing to go all in in protecting “his” people even if it kills him because he just don’t see anything worth living his life all the while secretly doing the best he could because he wants his family to succeed and that’s just-

Isn’t it ironic that everything Andrew Minyard are for are also the same things that ended up hurting him?

Like this kid honors promises to a fault and ensures hope when necessary (eg Kevin and Neil) when his life consisted nothing of false hopes and broken promises.

Did you know that the second character in the book to say the word fine the most is Andrew? While Neil says fine as a defense mechanism, Andrew mostly says the word to assure others that they’re going to be okay when they’re overthinking.

He also really values consent and that first kiss with Neil, when he pushed him and said he wasn’t in the head space to give it? That scene is underrated af.

Also, for someone who got lied to all his life, Andrew is so honest. He tells the truth in all its ugly glory because better terrible truths than kind lies.

Honesty suited Andrew because he was an instigator at heart and his opinions were often unpopular.

Andrew Minyard is not a good person- doesn’t try to convince someone he’s a good person.

He threatens people, he can kill without a second thought. I think this is why most people view him as “psychotic” but if you do read the times Andrew act out on violence, they’re mostly because they’re provoked by inappropriate behavior slash words.

Like with Nicky, and the things he says about Neil and Kevin. I really like that Andrew acts on that because as violent as it is and as much as I love Nicky, he tends to oversexualize someone and say unnecessary and inappropriate things.

I love how Andrew doesn’t act like he likes people. Doesn’t feel inclined to make someone comfortable. 

And honestly, who can blame him when most of the foxes see him as a monster? Like I love the foxes but they’re judgmental assholes.

I really hate this about the books, like I can defend why the upperclassmen and even his own family sees him as such but it just gets to me.

Because for me, out of all the people there is in the world, the foxes should’ve been the first people to understand that Andrew was human with real feelings- that he didn’t have to act on a certain way.

I will never get over about how until the end of the book, the rest of the foxes still sees him that way.

As someone who went thru a lot of shit, Andrew was such a comfort character. Personally, I feel like his character arc was one of the best ones I’ve read.

He’s coping, still coping- and that’s okay.

Y’know what I love about Andrew most? He actively goes to therapy. In a way, despite seemingly giving up on everything, kid is willing to fix himself.

And maybe the results are slow or next to none but so what? He doesn’t have to recover immediately and honestly, reading AFTG back in a time when I was pressuring myself to heal fast because I was too frustrated with everything- reading Andrew was like getting washed by a cold bucket of water.

Recovery takes time. Healing is a process. And it could even take years and no matter how long it takes, it’s okay ✨

Also, another thing I like about Andrew’s character was that Nora made a point about not forgiving abusers. Most books tend to send that message (which is disgusting) but with Andrew’s character, it’s clear that you don’t have to attach yourself to your abusers.

Forgiving abusers is not a necessary part of the healing process. 

 This is getting dark so to lighten things up a bit, Andrew has a sweet tooth. He loves ice cream.

Also, he majored in criminal justice and I know Nora said he did that just to be a troll but I like to believe that deep inside, he wants to help those who are in a situation like him and actually make the world a better place.

Andrew knows what to do when someone’s breaking down. Like, with every character, his apathy aside, he always knows how to act.

Also, he’s one of those annoying even-if-I-don’t-make-an-effort-I’m-talented-af-and-can-still-perform-well-so-sue-me assholes and normally I hate those type of characters but Andrew was an exemption. 

Like, we do not talk enough about the fact that he asked Wymack to choose between numbers 1 - 5 and only let that number of goals in of the opposing team that night before shutting down the goal completely.

Or that he only let 13 of the ravens’ shots - the nation’s best team - in and that is oh my gods where do I even begin with Andrew Joseph Minyard being a superior goalie I cannot-

Also the fact that Andrew completely shut down the goal when Neil freaking asked him to- who is this man? 

What a simp. What power. 

I hope in the AFTG universe, someone out there is doing the god’s work and compiling his saves. Like, I don’t normally watch sports stuff cuz I hate sports but I would pay good money to see that yes sir I will.

We could talk about Andrew’s saves more but that just deserves its own post cuz it’s chef kisses

We do not talk enough about Andrew’s eidetic memory. Seriously, we don’t.

Also, you can say all you want that he’s an emo kid but kid has good fashion sense.

Andrew seriously has the best lines in the series. Did some of them made me choke and wheeze and cringe? Yes. But did most of them make me cry like a bitch and hit my heart right where it hurts? Also yes.

“Congratulations are in order, I suppose! Since I have none to give, I will tell the others to respond appropriately.”

Also, some of them were lowkey Shakespearean and I refuse to believe that Andrew doesn’t read Shakespeare-

Seriously, he’s so extra but he’s also so traumatized and such a gay disaster I can’t-

He’s five foot short.

[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 291: The Endeavor Pamphlet

Previously on BnHA: Dabi showed up atop Gigantomachia’s back and was all “you’ll never guess who I really am!” and the readers humored him and were all “who?” and he was all “TODOROKI TOUYA” and we were all “WOW └(・。・)┘ OH MY GOSH I WOULD NEVER HAVE GUESSED”, except for Shouto and Enji who were GENUINELY SHOCKED. Anyway so Touya was all “and guess what I’m doing right now!” and before anyone could even try, he was all, “STREAMING MY EMMY-NOMINATED MINISERIES ‘HELLO, I’M EVIL BUT ALSO TRAGIC AND SEXY, NOW LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT MY DAD WHO SUCKS’’, THAT’S WHAT.” And everyone was all “oh my god” and Touya was all “ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ♪” for basically the rest of the chapter, and that’s pretty much it! Oh, wait, except for the part where he also doused himself in bleach in a fit of pure theatrics, which is actually pretty much the main takeaway from the entire chapter really because it was just wild af. ANYWAYS.

Today on BnHA: Horikoshi introduces Baby Touya, the world’s most enchantingly sweet character, and is immediately all, “I sure can’t wait to tell you guys all about how his fucking jaw burnt off.” Thankfully he doesn’t (YET), and we cut back to the present pretty quickly, where Dabi explains how he took all of his brain cells that should have been used to stop him from pouring bleach over his head, and instead put them all toward his big brain plot of releasing an elaborate video detailing Endeavor’s various abuses and crimes, and even throwing Hawks under the bus as well because WHY NOT. He then leaps off of Gigantomachia’s back (like I said, no brain cells) all set to blast them with a Prominence Burn, only to be stopped by none other than THE LEGEND HIMSELF, MOTHERFUCKING BEST, PRETTIEST, NICEST, MOST OUTSTANDING MOTHERFUCKING JEANIST. Who’s no doubt outraged by the crime against hair he witnessed only moments earlier. GO GETTIM JEANY BOI.

so I haven’t had time to answer any of them because this has been the stupidest week, but I just wanted to tell you guys that I received no fewer than nine asks about Dabi’s hair. which, in a week filled with election memes and tumblr’s most cursed fandom briefly rising back up from the dead, is a pretty impressive feat for him if you ask me. like, I know I was making fun of it basically nonstop, but it sure did generate a lot of discussion so maybe I should rethink my opinions on Dabi’s PR strategies now, idk

anyway. it’s Saturday. time to catch up on this shit. let’s see how fucked the Todorokis are

OH NO HE’S CUTE

HOLY SHIT THIS IS TOO MUCH TO FUCKING PROCESS. I’M JUST TRYING TO ENJOY MY DAY HORIKOSHI, ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO TRAUMATIZE THIS POOR CHILD RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD

“thanks for being all right” the fuck

who allowed this child to be so cute. I’m serious. who signed off on this

how could a child this adorable possibly want to murder his equally adorable baby brother. please, your honor. there must be some mistake here

guess how prepared I am to read all about Touya’s tragic past. mm. that’s right. zero ready. none ready

anyway. TWO THOUSAND DEGREES LOLOLOL. NO TRACE OF A CORPSE HOW CONVENIENT. A PIECE OF HIS LOWER JAW BONE FFFFMSGHKLSh. LOVELY. LOVELY

LMAOOOOO

listen you guys. I just want to take a moment to appreciate that Horikoshi Kouhei did one of two things here. either (1) he planned it out FROM THE VERY START that Touya would be born with red hair Because Fire Powers, but would then have his hair turn white due to trauma, thus making the Dabi/Touya connection very slightly less obvious, although Let’s Be Real Who Are We Kidding. OR, (2) the anime got it wrong and gave him red hair, and rather than allowing this plot hole to continue to exist, Horikoshi took it upon himself to concoct this elaborate storyline and pretend it was never a plot hole at all! in which case I sure hope someone at Bones is sending him a VERY nice Christmas card this year. got this man sweeping up all your messes for you. you’re just lucky he has some sort of wild compulsion to address these things

anyways!!

FATHER AND SON. how sweet. :| still zero percent ready for any of this btw

STOP BEING CUTE

THIS IS RIDICULOUS. I’M SO MAD RIGHT NOW. HE IS THE SINGLE CUTEST CHARACTER IN THE ENTIRE SERIES, and do you even know how many other baby characters I’m betraying in order to say that?! baby Kacchan, baby Deku, baby Ochako, baby Shouto, Eri, baby Hawks. I’M LOOKING YOU DEAD IN THE EYE RIGHT NOW AND TELLING YOU THAT BABY TOUYA IS CUTER THAN ALL OF THOSE PLEBS. AND YOU’RE LOOKING BACK AT ME RIGHT NOW ALL “YEAH IT SURE IS A PITY ABOUT HIS JAW MELTING OFF THOUGH.” THAT’S IT, I QUIT THE SERIES

and Enji’s smiling at him. he’s so proud of him. but then Touya won’t be able to do it, and Enji’s gonna stop training him, and Touya’s gonna feel like a failure and keep pushing himself in order to try and win his dad’s affections back, because that’s all kids fucking want, all they want is just love, that’s fucking it, you couldn’t just give him that?? and then he’s gonna immolate himself fflkdlskfh THERE YOU SEE HORIKOSHI, I KNOW THE WHOLE STORY ALREADY, YOU DON’T HAVE TO DO THE WHOLE “SHOW THEM THE DEAD DOG” THING YET AGAIN YOU PIECE OF SHIT

OH SNAP THERE GOES THE TWIN THEORY. R.I.P.

BABY FUYUMI. PRETTY CUTE. NOT AS CUTE AS TOUYA THOUGH. HEY LOOK, NO REASON TO GET MAD AT ME I’M JUST STATING A FACT HERE

YEAH THIS IS GONNA GO REAL WELL OH BOY

I keep pressing the emergency stop button but this industrial tragedy machine just keeps on chugging along anyway, I’m pretty sure this thing is not up to code

:| I am so sorry sweet boy, Horikoshi is only getting started with you

FUCKING HELL WITH THIS NARRATION

but he wasn’t actually a child to you, he was just a little puppet child for you to live vicariously through!! and then you went and did the same fucking thing with Shouto afterwards and never learned your lesson until just six months ago!! fucking hell, Enji

so now he’s all “Touya is dead, that’s an unforgivable lie” fflkdhflk motherfucker does he look dead to you. if you really think that, tumblr and twitter have got a little over five years’ worth of archived theory posts to show you

oh shit Touya’s countering with “it’s an unforgivable truth”, which, damn. I actually think Horikoshi’s dialogue is one of his weaker points as a writer a lot of the time, but that comeback was snappy as fuck

actually guys, now that I’ve seen how ridiculously fucking cute baby!Touya was, I can almost understand why Shouto and Enji never put the pieces together before lol. any passing similarities would have easily been dismissed on account of he’d need to be at least 10x more adorable in order to get the full resemblance

OH MY GOD

NOW YOU SLEEP??? SO YOU POINT BLANK REFUSED TO PASS OUT WHILE YOU WERE BUSY MAIMING ALL OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS, BUT NOW THAT THERE’S AN OPPORTUNITY TO SEE YOUR REACTION TO THE “YOUR LIEUTENANT WAS SECRETLY RELATED TO ONE OF YOUR WORST ENEMIES THE WHOLE TIME” BOMBSHELL, YOU FINALLY DECIDE TO GET YOUR FORTY WINKS. I SEE

WOW DABI

I’M SURPRISED YOU DIDN’T ALREADY HAVE YOUR ANCESTRY.COM RESULTS PRINTOUT READY TO FOLD INTO A PAPER AIRPLANE AND ZOOM ON DOWN TO HIM

LOL NEVERMIND

gotta say, so far The Endeavor Pamphlet is just about as spicy as I could have hoped

(ETA: Natsuo’s face as he watches his beloved dead brother come back to life only to literally and metaphorically set everything on fire in one fell swoop is :/. why must you do this to me Natsu. can’t you see I’m trying to throw a Welcome Back Jeanist party here.)

HAVE YOU READ THIS?! TODOROKI ENJI ABUSED HIS OWN HEIR, AND DABI WROTE IT DOWN RIGHT THERE

WELL HE’S NEVER GON’ BE NUMBER ONE NOW / NEVER GON’ BE NUMBER ONE NOW / THAT’S ONE LESS THING TO WORRY ABOUT / THAT’S ONE LESS THING TO WORRY ABOUT

btw I neglected to mention this last week, but yes I do recognize and appreciate that this is Can’t Ya See-kun himself whom Horikoshi has chosen to be the face of this existential crisis which the general public is about to experience. rip CYS-kun

OOF

excuse me. putting aside the implications of Dabi sharing this context-less murder video of Hawks with the entire world for a moment, I just have to pause for a sec here, because when exactly did he get a chance to edit this all in?? complete with voiceover that seamlessly ties in with the prerecorded footage of him with DNA test results sans shirt?? you’re telling me this motherfucker, with all the smoke that was in the room thanks to his own quirk, somehow got a PERFECT SHOT of the PRECISE MOMENT when Hawks drove his feather knife into Jin’s back, using his MAGIC CAMERA THAT HE I GUESS HAD THE ENTIRE TIME IN THE POUCH RIGHT NEXT TO HIS BLEACH BOTTLE, and then immediately somehow got this very next shot as well FROM AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT ANGLE

ALL THE WHILE IMMEDIATELY RUNNING THROUGH SCRIPT REVISIONS IN HIS HEAD, WHICH HE THEN PROCEEDED TO RECORD... WHERE, EXACTLY?? WITH SKEPTIC, WHILST RIDING ON MACHIA’S BACK??

AND THIS IS ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF???

and this after I just wrote that whole long paragraph positively GLOWING about this man’s ability to plug up a plot hole. jfc. just scratch out every damn word I said lol. just forget all of it

are you fucking kidding me, the footage was from the cameras Skeptic planted on Hawks??

that’s... actually... okay you know what, it still doesn’t make any sense in the slightest, but the determination to address it nonetheless... just, dammit... I feel like I’m constantly at war with myself over whether or not I want to shake this man’s hand or slap him lmao. whatever, then!!

anyway, since Shouto and Enji can’t actually see the damage that Touya is dealing to the hero industry even as they speak, Touya is taking it upon himself to give them the highlights

I think it’s a testament to how much Endeavor cares about Hawks that he managed to zero in on that comment even amidst all the craziness of his eldest son returning from the dead to announce how he’s been carefully plotting their destruction for years and years. like, he heard “Hawks” and his face immediately went like that. you think he’s worried that Dabi did something to him? because he’d be right to worry lol

so the Endeavor Pamphlet narration is now explaining all about how Hawks totally killed the Number 3 Hero Best Jeanist as well! yep... he sure did... totally...

OH MY GOD WE’RE CUTTING TO HIM AHHHHH

Hawks, that is. lol. not Jeanist. NO, JUST MY POOR HALF-DEAD WINGLESS BABY SON

NOOOOO HIS LITTLE WING STUMPS. BUT SOMEHOW HIS FACIAL HAIR IS STILL INTACT. OH TO BE AN ANIME PRETTY BOY BEING SET ON FIRE. “HEY, TAKE IT EASY, WATCH THE FACE”

EXCUSE ME WHAT

interesting! we suspected as much, I think, with the clues that Ending dropped, and the little flashback right after the name reveal. still not clear how Dabi found out about it though!

looooool okay here we go, breaking out the heavy-handed holier-than-thou shit now

you know, I do find it interesting how trying to model themselves after All Might’s noble Symbol of Peace image has kind of ended up being the heroes’ undoing here. like, I could write a whole essay on this, but what it basically boils down to is that they were all trying too hard to be perfect. All Might went out there and did his thing and was amazing, and so the powers-that-be built an entire system centered around this seemingly-infallible person, and they acted like the system was infallible as well. and so most of the population ended up becoming complacent over the years, and meanwhile the people who were unfortunate enough to fall through the cracks understandably wound up disillusioned and perceiving the heroes as these false idols

anyway, but I think one positive takeaway from this is that the new up-and-coming generation of heroes represent a breakaway from that system. like, imo what we’re witnessing is the downfall of the Perfect Hero, and the rise of the imperfect hero. and this new generation doesn’t shy away from their failures or pretend like they never happened. they pretty much can’t pretend, because their failures are all right out there in the open for everyone to see. Bakugou Katsuki, just to name one example off the top of my very biased head, has had his own personal character journey basically play out right in front of the media’s eyes. his humiliation at the sports festival, his kidnapping by the League, and all of the fallout afterward. this isn’t someone who can ever go out there and convince the world that he’s perfect. but what he can do, instead, is show the world that he’s trying. that he’s trying with everything he has to do his best, to be the best. rather than this untouchable godlike image, it’s instead the image of someone painfully human who is nonetheless striving with everything he’s got to keep moving forward, flaws and all, and work his way to the top

and ultimately I think that’s going to be a much more positive image to send out to the world when all’s said and done. because rather than merely inspiring awe, heroes like that inspire people to take action themselves. or at least that’s what I hope! and not just Bakugou, but the others as well. we’ve got Shouto, whose own personal trauma is being aired in front of the whole nation even as I sit here ranting. we’ve got Deku, who cries at the drop of a hat, and who fought to become a hero despite being quirkless (and I think it’s only a matter of time before that eventually becomes public knowledge as well). tl;dr because I’m getting way too long-winded here, but these kids have effectively been humanized in a way that the old generation never was, and I think that’ll go a long way towards building trust between them and the people they’ll someday be protecting, and inspiring the next generation in hopefully a much healthier way

anyway so where were we. ...oh yes, Dabi was explaining that heroes only protect themselves, and is presumably building up to his grand conclusion of “therefore you should all just let the villains take over and burn down the world”

omfg. YOU GUYS

DOES CAN’T YA SEE-KUN’S SHARK FRIEND ACTUALLY CALL HIM “CAN’T YA SEE-KUN.” HE HAS A NAME YOU KNOW!! UNLESS HE LEGALLY GOT HIS NAME CHANGED TO CAN’T YA SEE-KUN. OH MY GOD

ALSO, IS THAT CAN’T YA SEE-KUN CRYING IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT THERE OMG. GIVE THIS CHILD A HUG. EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW AND HUG HIM

BAKUGOU IS BARELY HANGING ON THERE LOL. GOTTA STAY CONSCIOUS... SO MUCH TEA BEING SPILLED... FOCUS... CONCENTRATE

IIDA’S ANGLING HIS HEAD IN A WEIRD WAY, LIKE DUDE. LOOKING SUSPICIOUSLY SNUGGLY THERE. MMM THESE IIDABAKU CRUMBS

HADOU IS ALL “WHAT EVEN IS ACTUALLY GOING ON” LMAO

LASTLY, POOR SHOUTO OMFG. WHEN YOU’RE ALL FINISHED HUGGING CYS-KUN THIS CHILD NEEDS YOUR ATTENTION!!

so now Dabi’s leaping off of this ninety-foot-tall gargoyle man like that’s a normal, smart thing to do. unless he can fly too now? saw his dad doing it back at Fukuoka and was all “hmm”

OH MY GOD SOMEONE TELL ME RIGHT NOW WHAT WORD SHOUTO IS USING TO ADDRESS ENJI, THESE TRANSLATIONS LOVE TO MESS WITH MY HEAD

ENJI GET MOVING DO YOU NOT SEE THOSE TEARS!!! SNAP OUT OF IT YOU BIG TREE

AHHHHH

OH KACCHAN YOU WOKE UP A LITTLE MORE THERE, HUH

lol he and Deku both look so determined but they’re basically sitting ducks. their “oh shit” faces do look remarkably like their “TIME TO SWING INTO ACTION” faces but don’t be fooled, they have one good arm and about six pints of blood left between the two of them. looks like this one’s all on you Shouto

-- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH --

BAH GOD... WHAT’S GOING ON HERE... THAT’S BEST JEANIST’S MUSIC

y’all. can’t even talk right now, my brain has completely shut down lol. just. ...

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[devildomimagines]

Love Languages

My headcanons for the Demon Brothers’ love languages; how they express love and what they yearn for. It ended up being so much longer than I anticipated so I put them under a read more.

Here are the 5 love languages I used that were proposed by Gary Chapman:

Words of Affirmation - Saying supportive things to your partner

Acts of Service - Doing helpful things for your partner

Receiving Gifts - Giving your partner gifts that tell them you were thinking about them

Quality Time - Spending meaningful time with your partner

Physical Touch - Being close to and caressed by your partner

Belphegor

Express: Quality Time

He doesn’t have much to offer except his time.

If he chooses you over a nap, you know you’re important.

His offers to hang out with each of his brothers when he gets out of the attic really cemented this for me.

Complements his twin’s trait of yearning for Quality Time which makes them a good match.

Yearn: Physical Touch

He’d never admit it to you cough tsundere cough but you grabbing his hand as you lead him somewhere is a special experience.

The fact that you don’t fear reaching out to touch him in any manner means a lot to him after what he did to you.

Secretly loves when his older brothers tousle his hair.

Holding him while he drifts off to sleep will have him feeling like he was on cloud nine in the Celestial Realm once again.

Beelzebub

Express: Acts of Service

Beel would do anything for the ones he loves.

He recognizes that he is strong and uses it to serve others.

He would be quick to offer to carry your backpack after school or if it’s been a long day of Student Council meetings he might even offer a piggyback ride so you don’t have to walk back.

You don’t have to ask for him to do any of the things that he does. He would gladly go out of his own way if it would make you happy.

Yearn: Quality Time

This boy revels in spending time with you.

He doesn’t care what you’re doing but just being in the same room energizes him.* He would love if you come watch him work out, he doesn’t care whether you join in or not.

It’s the little things like doing homework together or snacking in the kitchen that make him unbelievably happy.

Asmodeus

Express: Words of Affirmation

He’s quick to offer praise for appearances at any time. “I love how you did your hair today,” or “You’ve accessorized perfectly today!” are just a few examples of the first thing you hear from him in the morning.

He’s observant af. You did that thing that you were dreading? He’ll offer, “Way to get through it! I knew you would be great.”

Even when you’re run down and not looking your best, Asmo knows exactly what to say to brighten your day.

Asmo may not tell his brothers but he talks them up to you, he knows all of their best qualities.

Yearn: Physical Touch

For the Avatar of Lust, touch has so much meaning for him.

He reads into every touch, basically a body language/touch encyclopedia. He’s the kind of person that you would go to like, they smiled and then touched my arm, what does that mean? And he would know!

He loves when you initiate casual touches like linking arms while shopping or jokingly bumping hips while walking.

The lingering intimate touches drive him wild! Your hand on his back as you pass or when your hands slide down his arm makes him shiver.

Satan

Express: Quality Time

Giving you his time is the highest compliment.

Being together, no matter the activity, makes it special.

He’d be willing to try anything as long as you were there.

I feel like he would be the type to make ordinary tasks fun. Like the first time you had your turn at cooking dinner for the House of Lamentation, you were worried your cooking skills wouldn’t translate to the Devildom ingredients but you were also worried there wouldn’t be enough, you had never cooked for so many people. Satan appeared in the kitchen to offer some guidance, he understood your want to do it yourself so he stayed to chat and the time flew.

Yearn: Quality Time

The only one that yearns for the same thing he gives.

Since he puts in the effort and time, he deeply appreciates someone doing the same for him.

When you choose to spend time with him over others he is so pleased/honored. Alternatively, blowing off plans with him for something else enrages him like nothing else, so don’t do that.

He finds a lot of comfort in just knowing you’re in the same room enjoying your time with him.

Leviathan

Express: Gift Giving

I totally see him as the type to leave gifts for you to find instead of handing them to you himself. You know who leaves the presents just by the contents.

He definitely gets you a ton of TSL merch. Also matching merch to wear with him.

If you are playing video games together, he will leave enemy drops for you to pick up. He will play it off as he is so good at the game that he doesn’t need the drops.

We would also let you open his loot chests for him. Levi blushes as he explains he thinks you’re lucky and it will get him the best items.

Yearn: Words of Affirmation

The smallest compliment will have him a stuttering mess.

Cheering him on as he plays in a tournament makes him both nervous but more so powerful knowing you’re his cheerleader.

Overwhelm him with an endless stream of praise.

He can usually shake off any negative words thrown his way by others but his self talk can be extremely negative. Your words always pull him out of the darkest of spirals.

Mammon

Express: Physical Touch

Mammon is king of the casual touch. On any given day he could sling an arm around your shoulder, sit a little closer, or brush his hands with yours as you walk to and from school.* With his brothers: light punches to their arms, messing up his little brothers’ hair or hiding behind Lucifer to get out of trouble.

When he gets serious and wants to make a point, he will grab your shoulders so you face him dead on. When he is worried that someone might be hurt, he’s the one to check them over, turning them to check the damage.

Secretly loves holding your hand but he can only build up the courage to initiate it every once in a while, hence the brushing hands hoping you will take the bait.

Yearn: Words of Affirmation

If you give this man praise his knee jerk reaction is to brush it off. Just repeating it once more makes it sink in for him and he blushes.

Since his brothers are always putting him down, your admiration makes him go feral.

He thought it was odd at first when you would congratulate him for doing small things like getting through the week without stealing or not failing a class but over time he lives for it. Even going out of the way to earn more congratulations.

He gets so flustered when you thank him. Of course you would be thankful toward the Great Mammon but those thanks are the conversations that he replays in his head when he’s alone. I could see that the first time you do, it throws him off and he trips over himself.

Lucifer

Express: Gift Giving

He is a very thoughtful gift giver and he has the means to get almost anything in Devildom, nothing is too extravagant nor too simple to be a good gift and he knows it.

Maybe it comes from practice of keeping up with his brothers’ interests but he easily picks up on your interests and caters his gifts to such.

I think as a pseudo-parent figure, the positive reinforcement is ingrained in him. Rewarding good behavior has been proven to have better effects than punishing bad behavior after all.

To that point, most of the time he will give gifts in relation to something that happened: good grades, helping the brothers, or impressing Diavolo to name a few. But he also gives small things to boost your mood or motivate you and if something catches his eye that reminds him of you he would get it, without a second thought.

Yearn: Acts of Service

Taken aback when you do something for him unprompted. He was so used to giving orders that your random act pleasantly confused him at first.

He thought it was a fluke so he continues to be surprised each time you go out of the way for him. He feels a little guilty that you would perceive that he’s stooped so low that he needs your help so he apologizes.* After you explain that you want to help and that it’s your way of showing you care, he then begins to look forward to your acts of service no matter what it is. Just like his gifts, no act of service is too much or too small to him, he appreciates them all.

It feeds into his pride that you would take time out of your day, doing something for him and presumably thinking about him while doing it. He likes that he’s on your mind even if he’s not around.

[kisafavi-17]

Jack:

- football star

- quarterback

- friends with newsies in middle school

- HELLA TALL

- openly bisexual

- he/him

- seems scary but is really nice

- had a small fling with sarah

- RED BULLLL

- average student

- creator of blog

- junior in high school

- just turned 17 in february

- teachers love him

- massive flirt

- loves horror movies and will put them on to have background noise

- HIS REAL NAME IS JACKSON BUT CALL HIM THAT AND HE WILL END YOU

- lives with medda

David:

- straight A+

- honor roll gate kid

- taking 5 AP classes

- gay and on the ace spectrum

- major social anxiety

- new kid

- met jack first

- closeted/didn’t know

- tutor to most newsies

- has a older sister sarah (by 1 year) and younger brother les (10 years old)

- he/they?

- editor of the blog (once joined)

- mentally ill

- scared of spot

- sophomore taking junior classes

- 15 years

- reads romantic novels to understand women

- has feminine products on him at all times

- FEMINIST

- has sensory issues

Race:

- pothead

- always has nic of some kind

- TRAUMAAAAAA

- always horny

- flirts with all

- attracted to few

- very openly gay

- gets bullied a lot

- on-scene reporter for the school news blog

- barely passing

- he/they/she (doesn’t care really)

- swears A LOT

- met spot in 4th grade

- sophomore (got held back a year) 16 years old

- is down for anything

- lives with jack at medda’s

- is the meme lord

- does. not. sleep. (or sleeps all the time no in between)

- has dyslexia and reads wattpad or redit

Spot:

- either really rich or really poor

* Rich:

- daddy’s money

- old family friends with jack

- arranges interviews with people for the blog

- on baseball team

- picks on boys

- REFUSES TO MAKE FUN OF GIRLS

- lowkey feminist

- internalized homophobia

- drives a porsche… a BRIGHT RED porsche

- he/him (says nor/mal like a douche tho)

- HELLA DEPRESSED

- takes “performance enhancing” pills

- secretly hangs out with the newsies

- junior but really young

- david is his tutor

- lowkey really dumb

- refuses to read anything. ever

- IS NOT FUCKING SHORT!!!

- he’s like 5’10 (says hes 6’0 tho)

- real name is thomas

* Poor:

- TRAUMATIZED AFFFFF

- wears zip-up hoodies with black skinny jeans

- beat up black vans

- emo

- also a really young junior

- hot topic is his ✨home✨

- everyone is scared of him

- the “quiet kid”

- he/him

- closeted bi pref men

- race is his only friend

- occasionally smokes weed

- oldest sibling of 3 (twins one of each. 5th grade)

- has a job no one knows about

- works as a waiter at a dinner an hour from school

- IS. NOT. SHORT.

- HE. IS. LIKE. 5’11.

- gets into fights and never looses

- secretly simping for race

- protects the newsies

- writes anonymous articles for blog

- ✨black eyeliner✨

- always has painted fingernails

- B+ average

- real name is sean

Sarah:

- book worm

- LESBIAN

- she/they

- loves the book worms

- reads anything and everything

- does photography for school blog

- definitely does theater/choir

- owns wattpad

- writes on wattpad

- definitely simping for fictional characters

- has tried a vape once

- lightweight

- tall

- like 5’8.5

- mamma mia fangirl

- loves DC movies

- has every girl/boy crushing over her

- therapist friend

- always has everything you need somehow

- met jack at a party

- doesn’t allow ANYONE to pick on david along with jack

- cottage gore ascetic

- loves disney

- drives a blue subaru

- is on the high school dance team

- hates the term “UwU”

- is a 16 year old junior

Blink:

- on football team

- still has eyepatch but no one cares

- gayyyy

- dating mush

- PDA

- funny af

- is a really old sophomore

- 16 years old (a january baby)

- camera man for race for blog

- besties are bumlets, mush, and jack

- only one without family trauma

- has twin sister

- has the funniest laugh ever

- volunteers at homeless shelters

- cinnamon roll🥺

- real name is dylan

- hornyyyyy

- has smexy pics on snap

- harry potter fan

- griffindor

- TWITTER WARS

- starts beef for no reason

- watches horror to freak mush out

- it works

Mush:

- hates horror movies

- is dating blink

- is on the wrestling and dance team

- people tease him for being on the dance team

- 15 year olds sophomore

- wants to be a veterinarian

- owns a chicken for some reason

- no one knows how he got a chicken

- chickens name is Kentucky (hehe)

- is a cinnamon roll 🥺

- body dysmorphia

- has eating disorder

- nicknamed sunshine (brought to you by blink)

- has braces

- has mainly girl friends and everyone thinks he’s dating them

- he/him

- pansexual

- civil rights activist

- hates when blink gets hurt

- is a crackhead some times

- is a vegetarian

- works lighting for blog interviews and reports

- PDA is not his thing but he doesn’t mind it

- BOTTOM WHO LOOKS LIKE A TOP

- people think he’s a crybaby when in reality, he rarely cries

- loves disneyland and disney in general

- friends with everyone

- is the matchmaker

- cuddle bug with blink

- mostly C’s and B’s on his report card

- real name is aaron (hehe)

- is a romantic so… mush

Bumlets:

- emo vibes

- on dance team

- is secretly good at soccer

- gamer boi

- has only been in one long term relationship

- is broken hearted

- keeps to himself

- they/he

- pansexual

- had a crush on blink for a bit

- has crushed on every newsie at least once

- is pretty chill

- 15 year old sophomore

- currently single

- taking AP classes with david

- is like really smart

- reads AO3

- doesn’t like wattpad

- plays CoD and halo

- rages when he games

- LOVES GRILLED CHEESE

- scary dog privilege (owns a pit bull)

- pit bulls name is kiara

- knows how to ballroom dance

- romantic boi

- doesn’t open up easily

- knows how mush got his chicken

- friends with poor spot

- is a writer for blog because he can actually spell

- real name is lucas

- has depression hence “bumlets”

- surprisingly really strong

- ✨flexible✨

Skittery:

- one of the oldest newsies (terms of joining)

- only talks to bumlets and jack

- doesn’t like david to much

- has a RBF

- is 16 (turns 17 in august)

- is a junior

- smokes cigarettes

- doesn’t have social media

- is on the varsity water polo team

- ✨rings galore✨

- tries to be cool

- has 2 cats

- cats are cheesy and monica

- has an older brother in college

- works at 7 11

- is not looking for a relationship

- he/him

- straight ally

- tried being gay but didn’t work out

- drinks white wine

- always stressed

- decent student

- A- average

- friends with all the coaches

- headphones are his lifesaver

- is a very numb human

- always has cold skin for some reason

- even in like 100 degree weather he is still cold to the touch

- had facebook then deleted it because hack found his account and spammed it

- historical fiction type of dude

- is the one who finds all of the info to give to writers/reporters for blog

- loves bumlets dog

- drives a toyota prius

- real name is jefferson

- no one but jack knows how he got the name skittery

Crutchie:

- was in a car accident

- real name is charles

- has social anxiety and dyslexia

- should get picked on but jack doesn’t let that happen

- soft boi

- technically isn’t a newsie but shows up to the meetings

- is a emotional support teddy bear

- is the assistant director for the school plays

- best friends are jack, sarah, and mush

- only has instagram

- terrified of heights

- occasionally sleeps over at meddas

- adults love this child

- they/them

- gay

- loves disney

- knows the entire hunchback of notre dame movie by heart

- is 14 years old

- freshman. the only freshman newsie

- child of the group

- goes to all of his friends game or competitions to cheer them on

- is really short

- like REALLY SHORT

- says “rawr” a lot

Medda:

- jack and races mother

- (A SINGLE MOM WHO WORKS TWO JOBS WHO LOVES HER KIDS AND NEVER STOPS WITH GENTLE HANDS AND THE HEART OF A FIGHTERRRR IMMA SURVIVOR)

- is a voice actress

- has been in disney films

- “if you’re going to drink id rather you do it in the house” mentality

- hates the idea of nicotine

- on the PTA

- has annual passes to disneyland

- loves all the newsies

- wants to adopt poor spot

- is in her late 30s to early 40s

- she/her

- straight… kind of

- she says she’s straight but by definition she’s pan

- civil rights activist

- has an ACAB sticker on her car

- PRIDE FLAGS EVERYWHERE

- if the sexuality/gender exists in the lgbtq+ community, she has their flag

- likes gardening

- will never use the wrong pronouns

- doesn’t really eat at chain restaurants

- not afraid to kill someone who hurts one of the newsies

- i’m serious

- she’s tried

- ….

Les:

- in 5th grade; 10

- friends with poor spots siblings

- is friends with the newsies

- loves medda

- is like another crutchie without the trauma/depression/anxiety/etc.

- asks david if him and jack are dating

- he knew david was 💅 before david did

- loves it when one or all of the newsies picks him up from school

- everyone loves him

- got picked on for having a “looser brother”

- spot (both poor and rich) picked him up one time with david. said “if you have a problem with les, you got a problem with me!”

- les was never bothered again

- gets lifted onto the guy’s shoulders all the fricking time

- loves feeling tall

- wants to play football like jack

- is very smart

- is ridiculously fast

- he has the fastest mile time in the whole grade

- teachers pet

- doesn’t have many friends his age

- brags about the newsies to his classmates