#[ headcanon alert ]

[mugenmcfugen]

Now, when it comes to Shiv and Grey Talon, I got the vibe from them that they have Mentor/Student relationship (well duh, it's obvious) but I have hunch that Shiv's missing arm is result of fight he had with Grey Talon, Talon was out to fight monster, he didn't expect to find boy who had misfortune to get cursed by rival gang and once he transformed and lost control ransacked his whole family and neighborhood. So I can see Talon having mercy for him and leading him trough some sort of rehabilitation, my guess is tht amulet thingie that he has on his belt is probably helping him contain his inner monster or something. He still can't say no to Talon tho.

Anywho, this is just rambling of my overly active imagination that got crumbs of lore and is trying to connect the dots like rabid maniac.

[hannahhook7744]

The Hook siblings learned the alphabet via pirate terms.

[theanoninyourinbox]

i do not fall, nor do i rise

but am drawn, unseen by mortal eyes

to birth, untarnished

i am not vanquished

merely vanished

[thats-so-cool]

Art project I did in art, silly luxy :P. This is my first time using oil pastel and I'm pretty proud of it, even if there is a few mistakes like color blending that I don't want to.

**Headcanon for lux under the cut**

So my headcanon is how Dreams kids like Lux and starcross represent a star type. Because I feel like Dream and nightmare resemble the sun and moon, light and dark, positive and negative. So in turn the children will be a sun, Lux is a blue star with a bit of purple for her.(I think starcross would be a red star, either a dwarf or giant). For nightmare, on the other hand, I feel like his kids would be phases of the moon, Nightmare being a full moon, Crescent for a crescent moon, and angst a Gibbous.

: D

[kg-clark-inthedark]

Made myself the Outsider in my most recent stardew valley save and the way Marie calls him Mr. Outsider makes me wish someone put that kind of respect on his name in dh

[lilislegacy]

percabeth daughter, to her friend: so this is my house. make yourself at home. luckily my older brothers aren’t home, so it’s actually peaceful for once

friend: that’s goo- oh my god! there are two people in your backyard trying to kill each other!

percabeth daughter: huh? oh, no those are my parents. they’re just sparring, don’t worry

friend: sparring? with… a giant knife and… a sword?

percabeth daughter: well they practice hand to hand combat too, but weapons practice is important

friend:

percabeth daughter: come on! let me show you my room

friend: alr- oh my god, is that a horse in your brother’s room?

percabeth daughter, rolling her eyes: ugh mom and dad told him to keep his window closed!

friend: wait, horses just… come into your house? through the second story window?

percabeth daughter: crazy right? they don’t even ask first. like, at least have some manners!

friend:

[steddielations]

Incorrect Steddie that’s actually correct

Insp

[araneapeixes]

rare bg3 Tav moment coming from me to you with a doodle assortment. with a goth gf cameo of course

[archeronlochan]

Bruce Wayne being a hot dad

[exodyss]

This came to me in a dream

[colourstreakgryffin]

you know why i'm here, love.

headcanons with Alastor and a Female Rarity-Like! Reader. I'M ON MY KNEES.

love ya :3

Letssss gooooo! Al and his drama queen! I’ve been thinking about this for so long. Love you too! Thank you soooo muccchh! 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🥰😍🥹

Alastor- Crystal Heart

Alastor’s a man who’s big into fashion and appearing appealing so doesn’t it make sense his dream woman is a fashionista

Not even just a fashionista but a talented, original fashionista with her own lines of boutique stores and fancy designs. You’re not an Overlord but you may as well be. You’re the Queen of Fashion in the Pride Ring and most importantly, the Queen of Alastor’s heart

Most of the Hazbin Hotel staff find you unbearable, on the surface. You’re kinda loud, appearance-driven, almost too vain, very prissy and adamant on staying clean and perfect but Alastor loves these behaviours. He knows you’re more than a pretty face but he doesn’t mind you maintaining your poise and grace in your own way

Alastor finds your light blue telekinetic magic interesting. Your magic is the primary reason you can get out so much out under such little time. Your magical touch manipulates and smoothly moves around limitless amounts of items and whilst you work, diligent and determined, you can also bring Alastor over to give him his mandatory morning kiss

Alastor likes your accent. You have a Mid-Atlantic accent, it makes your lady flare glow even more and he likes that you and him both clash and mesh at the same time

Alastor joins you on your gemstone hunting anytime you need it, acting as your muscles to pull your wagon around effortlessly, this mf hella strong, so you don’t have to. You’re too sophisticated and classy to pull a carriage around. It may stain your gorgeous skin

If it’s not obvious, Al is kinda a simp for you but you’re a bigger simp for him

Alastor loves it that you design his coats. You make him look fashionable and he won’t ever go to any other tailor nor designer. Nobody matches your spark and he feels proud to be wearing an outfit you designed for him. He looks magnificent! Doesn’t he?

Alastor is that lovely, caring gentleman you’ve always dreamed about and when you’re around the man you like; you’re giddy, giggly and flustered. This is how you, the Pride Ring’s own lady of fashion, behaves around Alastor. Charmed, blushy and nervous about messing up, all whilst trying your damn best to not get too fangirly-like

Yeah… your romantic admiration devolves into full-blown fangirling and Alastor does not mind it at all. His girlfriend being his biggest cheerleader is all he could ask for

Alastor is the gentleman you’ve always wanted, you’re the lady Alastor has always wanted. It’s a win-win for both of you

Alastor absolutely loves the way you defend him like he’s a little deer. The way you loudly yelled you’d fight anybody for even touching him, despite the fact you’re such a lady and much prefer fashion. It makes his undead heart fly off to Heaven

Alastor knew the moment he saw you in the most wacky and unorganised mess of a dress he’s ever seen, pretty usually neatly styled and curled hair messed up and eyes twitching that you’re simply perfect and when you responded to Angel Dust asking about you with

“My emotions, darling! Stress couture!” He also knew right away that he is going to put a ring on your finger and make you his for good. You’re absolutely everything that both drives him crazy and makes him feel all the more appreciated

You’re the biggest drama queen in Hell, long outdoing Angel Dust, you whine and worry about the smallest things; you lost your diamond-encrusted ribbon? You’re laying on the velvet couch you summoned and is currently weeping for a man Alastor to save you. You’ve been unable to brush your hair more than hundred times before bed? You’re going to bed sobbing in disgust at your messy hair. You forgot to pack plates for the Hotel picnic? Where’s the dramatic fall chair?

Alastor loves your little sister, she is precious. A charming sweetie belle and he is happy to babysit for you if you need it but he notices how you’re able to balance caring for your little sister and your intense work spectacularly. It’s so impressive, it adds to the list of things Alastor loves about you

Alastor cannot look at you in any style of a beautiful dress without hiding in the corner and mentally dying. That’s how much he finds you attractive, seeing you in a gorgeous dress will send him to double Hell

Alastor is getting a hang of your pet cat, Opal. She isn’t the nicest, she is even irritable to you but he is going to keep trying to befriend your pet so you feel even more inclined to him. Look at him, he’s bonding with your feisty vicious Hell cat! Aren’t you proud of him?

Alastor isn’t use to people being so… well, generous to him. You’re so generous, even when it seems that you’re just shallow and egocentric. You care about your looks and proclaim being beautiful is your whole thing but you care immensely about everybody else, you’re a considerate, loving person with a big sister vibe to all and you’re a open, dedicated girlfriend to Alastor. You give up the most expensive and valuable items to opportunities, all for anybody else to enjoy, even if you wanted them so bad

You’re just that much of a sweetheart… it is one of the main things that drew Alastor to you. You’re innocent, you’re quite angelic for a Sinner demon

Of course, you’re in Hell because your pride, greed and vanity is so high but you’re barely a bad person. You’re more of a misguided lady of looks and Alastor, whilst being the worst person you could ever meet and date, will always protect you from Hell

Alastor gifts you all kinds of expensive gemstone jewellery to accessorises. That dark purple diamond-shaped gemstone golden-branded necklace of yours? That’s from Al. Those nice pair of shiny emerald stud earrings, yep, right from Alastor. The rose gold-detailed engagement ring now on your ring finger, delivered at your doorstep by Al himself

Alastor will help you with your work when he can, he’ll dress you in designs meant for you to wear and he’ll even help run a fashion show. He’s like your manager in an odd but cute way, he oversees your models and he announces the show himself, through his signature microphone. Many are surprised by Alastor ‘working’ for you but he isn’t ashamed to admit that his girlfriend made this fashion line and lead you out onto the stage after it’s over, so you can be admired by the crowd

You and Alastor throwing ‘darling’ at each other for fun go brrrrr~!

Alastor knows you don’t like getting dirty or wet or messy so he’ll pick you up, the moment you two encounter something gross. He’ll carry you over it. As a gentleman, he must keep you safe and since you’re specifically his lady, you let him do it. Giggling all lovestruck and like a cute happy teenage girl with her longtime crush, but situations like these always ends with Alastor happy you’re happy and you happy that you’re so close to your boyfriend like this

“Darling. Tell me all about the sports history exhibition with your friend? Was it fancy? Ooh. How about a great piece for fashion inspiration? Cough up every detail. Don’t fret, I’ll dress you for today, you just speak to me. Yes, today is business fancy for you, my dear”

[getmeoutofhell]

Random Art the clown headcanons part 2

warnings: these are actually random, so some contain nsfw!.

the horn goes every damn where with him. like, every where. “art, i’m right here. you don’t need to honk that damn thing.”/*he ignores you* “HONK!”

high key gets jealous. say you have a friend, doesn’t matter the gender, they’ll most likely end up dead or badly injured.

it’s big. and he knows how to use it.

when you guys text each other he mostly uses emojis. “😜😈🤫”/“what does that even mean??”

when he eats you out it’s sloppy. it could be your ass or pussy, sloppy asf.

him and both pennywise’s are friends, so the usually sometimes go on killing sprees together.

sometimes you can tell when he’s cussing you out silently (besides when he flips you off).

loves holding hands with you all the time. he’s so silly goose!!

okay hope you enjoyed!!

masterlist!

part 1!

[saturnniidae]

I think Astrid Hofferson has a bad case of the 'my childhood was wasted, I grew up too fast for something ultimately proven pointless.' Syndrome and that she deserves to get to do silly things she missed out on and take up new hobbies, even if she's not particularly good at them–it's purely for the experience yknow, and learn to finally breathe no longer needing to be on constant high alert and get to be truly happy

[moonlightdancer26]

I just tried out the Character Headcanon Generator, and when I typed in Snape’s name I got “Severus Snape set a public school on fire and got away with it.”

Somehow that’s extremely fitting

[kazutora-kurokawa]

Hello! If requests are open, may I submit a request for yandere baji with an reckless s/o (Cross the street like she has 9 lives, talks to strangers unprompted AND lowkey tends to attract weirdos bc she wants to be nice to everyone but doesn't release that not everyone is nice?)

(I apologise if my request was too specific. Have a nice day!)

Yandere!Baji x Reckless!Reader

♡ SFW, fem reader, violence (not against reader), Baji being a menace per usual ♡

note: pls don't apologize, I love when people are specific with requests (I can't follow bare bones instructions because I lack comprehension sometimes lmao)

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🔥 This man has to watch your every move before you get yourself killed

🔥 Holds your hand when you walk across the street because you just dart into traffic like an idiot

🔥 Reminds you not to talk to strangers who look shady and gets frustrated when you don't listen to him and proceed to be nice to anyone who talks to you. He has had to murder so many people you approach (some for no real reason but you obviously won't find that out anyway)

🔥 He doesn't trust you with sharp objects like knives or scissors because you tend to fling them around when you hold them and have probably almost stabbed him before

🔥 He can't even trust you in the kitchen period because you and the stove don't mix well, he came home once to you almost burning the kitchen down 😑

"I was gone for ten minutes...what the hell could've happened in ten minutes?!"

🔥 Sometimes he wonders how easy life would be if he just locks you away somewhere, but he knows you'd still probably end up hurting yourself

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[multiverseworm]

Remember that trend on TikTok where pet owners would go outside, put the pet on the ground right in the middle of them and then sprint off in opposite directions to see which pets liked each of them more?

I can totally picture Damian and Raven doing this trend for the funsies.

(I’m pretty sure this must have been done already. If it has, tag me. If it hasn’t, someone please draw it, I beg you)

Damian would be extremely confident about his pets choosing him over Raven (for obvious reasons) and would end up completely disappointed by the outcome.

Titus and Goliath would go after Raven with no hesitation whatsoever in their respective turns.

Bat-cow would go after Damian because even though she likes Raven, she trusts no one like she does Damian (he saved her from death after all).

Alfred would look at both of them sprinting away and then lay down on the ground to groom herself but when they comeback, disappointed that she didn’t go after any of them, she only allows Raven to pick her up.

———

*A few hours and no cuddles later*

Raven: Are you still mad at me? It’s not like they don’t love you anymore!

Damian: *continues to work on his finance report for Wayne Enterprises without a word*

Raven: Fine, then I guess I’ll have to go sit in silence and think about what I did.

*silence*

Raven: Naked.

*she starts to walk away while stripping her clothes off and Damian looks over his shoulder with nervous anticipation*

Raven: *distant voice* In the shower-

Damian: *Already with his shirt off and tailing her* I was merely trying to mention the lack of respect that involved-

*Banter continues in the bathroom for as long as he remains with his clothes on*