#[ but not in a weird way i promise its funny ]
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I had a dream & a horrible but hilarious conversation occurred with the Straw Hays & Vasille & I need y'all to hear it.
Tw: it is genuinely awful but CHRIST I cannot stop laughing at it. This is why you need to learn the differences between words.
So the SH finally got to meet the Tombstone Pirates, right? Everything was going good, until Usopp asked Vasille what his ability was. And Vasille explained that he can talk to the dead, hear spirits, all that jazz- but he can also RAISE the Dead.
And Luffy, no hesitation, shouted
"YOU CAN DO NECROPHILIA?"
That deck. Got so fucking quiet. Robin had a hand over her mouth ( she knew about Vasille, knew about the Necromancy- )
And Sanji groaned. "No, Luffy, it's not Necrophilia. That's when you rob a grave-"
"NO?" Nami.
"Stupid cook, that's grave robbing. Necrophilia is when you summon a monster-" Zoro.
"That ain't-" Robin just. Leaned over. Covered Vasille's mouth.
And it just went on and on until they were all yelling and Robin just SIGHED so heavily. Covered Chopper's ears. "Necrophilia is when you have sex with a dead person. NECROMANCY is when you raise the dead."
Vasille's face was in his hands. He was done. Crying from laughing so hard. No one has ever fucked up so hard. Holy shit.
#𝕻𝖊𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖘 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖓𝖉: [ o o c ]#[ tw: talks about necro ]#[ but not in a weird way i promise its funny ]
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i'll probably be skipping stream today & tomorrow on account of my personal challenge to finish JE before you (<- absolutely not going to happen)
but while i'm here SHUT UP your headcanon is not icky :) though i can't really talk since i don't bring my own up very often either, and i honestly haven't even put that much thought into the logistics around it. anyway trans masato 🤝 trans wagi as personal coping mechanisms
DAWG you gotta finish it... idk how long youve had it but prob longer than me cmon now gamer i know you can do it ✊
trans masato is just funny because Like Everything I Do it just started as me joking about scenes from the game and then the ending happened and i was like Oh Lol It's Not A Joke Anymore I Think
I DONT USUALLY SUBSCRIBE TO TRANS HCS EITHER THAT WHY IT ICKY TO MEAJLWKJL but thank you. i promise to only mention it once every five months
#snap chats#to put it bluntly i Do Not like acknowledge. That aspect of my life. if me never even saying terms outright is to go off of LMAO#i cry thinking about it- like right now LMAO I ALMOST DID I HATE IT i dont like using hate but... thats one of five things i hate for sure#My Issues Aside Tho ive already talked about 'my logistics' with trans masato but ill say them again cause its funny#1.) The Injection Scene like it's for his. Adrenaline or whatever but the first thing i said when i saw it was an injection joke#because literally how could i not LIKE LMAO THEY SERVED IT ON A PLATTER#and then there's the whole Change His Entire Identity After Running To A New Country#i always joke about wanting to do that so that's strike two buster#and then to top it off when he comes back he looks like every transman ever before the effects of T start taking effect#which is a hilariously ironic statement to make considering The Before And After but lol strike three bozo#AND THEN STRIKE FOUR WAS HIS WHOLE 'i changed my name and body' BIT LIKE DAWG YOURE ALREADY OUT#IK ITS IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED UP 'FOR POWER' BUUUUT TOP TEN 'HE JUST LIKE ME FR' MOMENTS LMAOOO#there's also his voice- both in jp and eng- just having a sort of Texture(TM) to it#in jp it's sort of high and nasally while in eng there's a sort of gravel to it that's so 🏳️⚧️?????? to me. im sorry.#do you see. that's why it's so funny. its so painfully funny#the funniest jokes are the ones with Some Weird truth behind them by the most delusional bitches ever <- me#ANYWAYS. i promise not to mention it much If Ever only when something really funny happens to me that reminds me of it#and i dont have a sneaky way to allude to it in a comic or a fic#end of the month is always hell for me cause on the one side Yay Money but on the other hand its like I Have To Work For It FUCK#so i can only draw on the weekend#im having a month-long sale for december tho...... so if we never see me again thats why#EW I JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE TO DRAW FOR A SECRET SANTA THING TONIGHT NOOOOOO#and i wanted to finish up that fic... cause im literally three lines away from finishing it...#christ i need to learn to juggle better. for now im eating this onigiri that i was too busy to eat#anyway no one look at me im soryr for sharing my cringe </3 i prommy it wont happen so bluntly again
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shout out to girls with dicks that don't work, I think we should play card games, and also I should blow you
#its funny because I made this blog because I felt alienated from a lot of transfemme culture and trans women in general#partially because I've had some really terrible experiences with all this in the past#but I wanted to reconnect so I made this blog and I've found lots of trans women it really was not that hard#like my main is still in like super amab enby bi guy territory and that's how I present irl as well I'm literally wearing a cave town hoodi#but like I was ashamed of my desires and the parts of me that were weird in this particular way and I found people who don't care#I promise you if you let go you will find weird enough shit about yourself that the weird girls will like you#and if you can't let go then maybe you should be happy to be surrounded by people who put effort into keeping up appearances
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why do ppl you barely know or interact with at all think you give a huge fuck about interacting with them?
#yeah bitch i saw you. no i didnt give a fuck. who even are you sdhjfhvgsdvghfsd#we have no interacted enough for me to like. care? about talking to you or noticing you any further than 'ive interacted w that person#before'. but the way you rushed out was funny. nice to know i have that much power 😌#kind of tells me everything i need to know and all that shit about totally not interacting w that one friend group is probably bs#you probably rushed out of there to go talk to them about how you saw me#and yall like to believe lies bc you need to shit on me bc its the only way you can feel an ounce bit better about living a shitty life#and being oppressed. crabs in a bucket type behavior over here.#the only difference is yall somehow for some goddamn unknown reason to me think you're superior to me meanwhile conservatives#throw us all in the same bucket of 'weird' so i really dont think it matters. like i really dont think your attempt to shit on me is going#to change very much of anyones opinion on you...? like ppl are gonna call you weird queer ppl anyways? welcome to the club losers?#anyways keep coping by trying to shit on me but its not gonna make your life better babe. go smoke somethin.#really wild you'd treat another trans person- someone you know irl no less- like a lolcow when yall have 0 legs to stand on like#who do yall think you are that you get to feel this superiority complex? im begging to know.#like idk if yall know this but while you're desperately clawing to feel better than me my conservative brother is lumping us all together#as crazy dumb easily manipulated trans people like i promise no amount of trying to appease cis people by trying to come off as one of#the Good and Normal trans people is going to work for you and also you'll be dumped in the trash as soon as that totally weirder#person is out of the picture. like when im gone you're gonna be the weird ones babe so.#maybe find a more productive use of your time. perhaps a hobby.#and then maybe some day yall can have made as much art as i have and have as big of a following as me too. k? 💖#which isnt like a whole lot but im sure as fuck more known than any of you....................................... . . . .
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“they are well written and i unemotionally enjoy them as the intellectually stimulating literary achievements that they are” i am inside of them as we speak
“yes, i love *insert one of the most vile people ever put to page* as a complex & interesting character” ok coward not me though im owning that shit i love them fr idgaf im passionately making out with them rn
#bit aside i just find it funny when ppl feel the need to make this clarification only w *bad* characters#like ofc its fine if thats the case sometimes a character only appeals to u like that but when the statement is motivated by like#this absurd need to clarify that ofc u dont love them they are *bad* u dont like *bad* ppl#like they are all fictional characters and its not a moral drawback on ur part to also be emotionally invested not just intellectually#just bc they r written as bad people#like in what way do u love other fictional characters? lol#like if we are talking about being weird and illiterate and parasocial that applies to every character not just morally dubious ones#i promise its ok if they make u feel as well as think#if they r written as so thoroughly human thats kind of the point
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┈﹒ ꒰ 𝗠𝗘𝗧𝗔𝗟 𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗦 ꒱
ekko 𝒙 fem!reader


୨୧ English is not my first language, so I regret in advance if something reads weird or is misspelled
୨୧ Thank you so much for the support on the first oneshot, this is mostly fluff because I have to heal the wounds in my heart that arc two left behind.
୨୧ I'm still learning how to use masterlists and stuff (😿) but you can send me requests if you want! For now I'm only going to write about Ekko (or until I learn how to use tumblr) then I'll post the list of characters I could write for.
୨୧ Inspired by some headcanons of @blllllllllllllllllllue
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The Firelights’ hideout always felt alive, even in its quietest moments, but your little corner was a chaos. It was where you crafted, creating not just the masks that symbolized your rebellion but tiny pieces of identity for your comrades.
"Something like this?" you asked, holding up a rough sketch for the recruit seated across from you. He was new to the team and still shy around most people, but with you, he seemed to relax, likely due to your welcoming demeanor.
“Yeah, that’s cool,” he said, leaning in to inspect it. "But, uh, could you make the eyes a little bigger? I want it to look more… intense."
“Intense. Got it.” You jotted down the adjustment in the margins, smiling as you worked. “Anything else?”
The recruit hesitated for a moment before glancing at you sheepishly. “So, uh, are you Ekko’s girl? Like… his girlfriend?”
The question caught you so off guard that the pencil slipped from your fingers. Heat bloomed in your cheeks, and you scrambled to compose yourself.
“Oh! Uh, yeah. I mean—yes. I am.”
The recruit grinned.
“Thought so. He talks about you all the time.”
Your heart did a funny little flip, equal parts warmth and embarrassment.
“He does?”
“Yeah. Like, a lot. You’d think you hung the moon or something”
The boy’s teasing tone made you flush deeper. Before you could decide whether to be mortified or flattered, another voice broke through.
“Hey! Ekko’s looking for you!” A little boy poked his head in the door, oblivious to the conversation he was interrupting. “Said it’s important.”
“Oh, okay. Thanks.” You turned back to the recruit, already rising to your feet. “I’ve got everything I need for your mask. I’ll start on it soon.”
“Take your time,” he replied, giving you a knowing look as you walked out.
He nodded, and with a small wave, you left the workshop and made your way to Ekko’s space.
The closer you got to Ekko’s workshop, the quieter the base became, the energy from the rest of the Firelights retreating into the distance. You pushed the door open cautiously, only to find the room eerily calm. The usual clatter of tools and the whir of machinery were absent.
When you stepped inside the workshop, the quiet was almost eerie. Tools and half-built gadgets lay scattered across Ekko’s workbench, but there was no sign of him.
“Ekko?” you called, glancing around.
No answer.
A small knot of worry tightened in your chest.
“If this is a joke, it’s not funny—”
Before you could finish, arms wrapped around you from behind, lifting you off the ground. You let out a startled yelp as you were spun around, your voice mixing with laughter that bubbled up despite yourself.
“Ekko!” you cried, trying to sound indignant, but failing miserably as he set you down, his grin impossibly wide. “You scared the life out of me, you jerk!”
“Couldn’t resist,” he admitted, still chuckling. His voice carried that familiar mix of playfulness and warmth that always made your heart skip a beat. He leaned in and planted a quick kiss on your cheek. “You’re cute when you’re mad.”
You swatted at his arm, trying to suppress a smile.
“What did you need me for, anyway? And don’t say it was just to scare me.”
“Relax, Firefly,” he teased, stepping back. “I’ve got something for you. Close your eyes.”
You narrowed your eyes suspiciously.
“If this is another prank—”
“It’s not,” he said quickly, raising his hands in mock surrender. “Promise. Just trust me.”
After a brief hesitation, you sighed and shut your eyes.
“Okay, but if you throw something at me—”
“Shh. No peeking.”
You heard him moving around, the soft clang of metal and the scrape of something being picked up. Your curiosity burned, but you kept your eyes closed, hands fidgeting nervously at your sides.
“Alright,” Ekko said finally. “Open.”
When you did, your breath caught. In his hands was a bouquet of flowers, but not just any flowers—each one was intricately crafted from scrap metal, their petals shaped and welded together with incredible precision. They shimmered faintly in the light, their edges polished to a soft gleam.
“I made these for you,” Ekko said, his voice quieter now, as if he wasn’t sure how you’d react. His smile, though, was radiant, the little gap in his front teeth only adding to its charm. “You like them?”
“Like them?” you echoed, reaching out to take the bouquet. “Ekko, they’re beautiful. You made these?”
He scratched the back of his neck, looking both proud and bashful.
“Yeah. Thought you’d appreciate something… different. Real flowers don’t last long down here”
You turned the bouquet in your hands, marveling at the craftsmanship. Each flower was unique, and the care he’d put into them was evident in every detail. Your chest felt tight with emotion as you looked back at him.
“Why, though? What’s the occasion?”
Ekko’s grin returned, mischievous but endearing.
“The right way to ask my girlfriend out on a date. Tonight.”
Your lips parted in surprise.
“A date?”
“Yeah. Thought it was time we did something just for us. No missions. Just you and me.” He stepped closer, his gaze locked on yours. “So, what do you say?”
A warm, fuzzy silence hung between you, the weight of his words and the sincerity in his eyes tying your tongue. Your gaze flicked to his lips, the same thought clearly mirrored in his mind as he leaned closer.
The moment stretched as the world outside seemed to blur and fade. Just as your lips were about to meet—
“Oh, uh, sorry!”
Both you and Ekko jumped apart as the recruit from earlier barged in, a sheepish look on his face.
“I just—uh—I had another idea for the mask and thought—”
Ekko sighed loudly, his previous grumpiness overtaking his usual charm.
“Seriously?”
“I’ll just—uh—leave” the recruit stammered, already retreating back through the door.
You chuckled softly, brushing a strand of hair behind your ear.
“It’s fine,” you told him. “We can talk about it later.”
You couldn’t help but laugh, the tension melting away as you stepped back.
“Guess we’ll have to finish this later, huh?”
Ekko’s pout was almost comical.
“You owe me, Firefly.”
As you turned to leave, you blew him a playful kiss. Ekko grinned, pretending to catch it in midair and press it to his chest.
“See you later.”
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“We need to defrost the freezer,” Steve tells Eddie when he walks out carrying a tub of ice cream.
Eddie sighs, head resting on his hands while he overlooks the empty shop. “I wish someone would defrost my will to live.”
Steve finds it funny. In a guilty snort sort of way, because Eddie’s jokes are kinda dark and he isn’t sure if he’s supposed to laugh. But yeah, working at Scoops is a drag at times, and Steve understands it at some level.
It escalates from there.
Steve will tell Eddie they’re out of hazelnut ice cream, and Eddie will get a look on his face that doesn’t promise anything good.
“I’ll hazel your nuts.” Eddie cocks his head, staring at him in that ridiculous sailor uniform with mischief painted on his face.
“What the hell does that even mean?”
Steve tries to pretend he’s weirded out, but when Eddie laughs at him like that, Steve can’t help but crack up as well.
But that’s the normal stuff — because sometimes Eddie’s comments are hard to play off, and Steve doesn’t really know whether he’s joking at all.
“Morrison really fucked us over with the new schedule.” Steve frowns at the paper on the wall because they got like four evening shifts that week, including Friday and Saturday, and it’s messing with his dating life — even though that’s barely hanging on by a thread right now.
“I wish you’d fuck me over,” Eddie says as he cleans the glass display window with lazy motions.
It makes Steve stop in his tracks; makes his mouth run dry and his heart rate pick up. But Eddie just stares at him, same smile as always, waiting for Steve to shoot something back.
“Maybe I should.” The words are out before he knows it and Steve feels a little mortified by how much he meant it. When he looks over at Eddie, his lips are slightly parted, cheeks a little red, and the hand cleaning the window has stopped in its tracks.
Steve thinks that maybe Eddie meant his words as well.
#steddie#steve x eddie#eddie munson#steve harrington#mutual pining#pre slash#my fics#ficlet#based on my flirtationship with my collegue#thoughts and prayers to our office mates who have to witness this daily#scoops!eddie#ster writes steddie
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haha guys look how funny the Minecraft movie sheep has exotropia!! this is so goofy and weird!!! why are its eyes like that??? lolololol

[ID: a CGI Minecraft sheep. it has exotropia and is making a funny face]
my eyes are not a joke. my eyes are not "derpy" they aren't funny. real people's eyes look like this. my eyes look like this. it's upsetting to have a movie make a joke out of your eyes and more upsetting to see everyone else not only follow along but amplify it.
yes, the Minecraft movie CGI is unsettling. it is bad but the problem with the sheep is everything except the way its eyes look. real. people. have. eyes. like. that. I cannot emphasize enough that real people have eyes like that. I promise you are capable of criticizing the Minecraft movie's appearance without mocking exotropia.
and if you really want to go above and beyond criticize the Minecraft movie for using exotropia as a joke. call them out for using a disability for laughs. this kind of humor will only continue while people find it funny. make it clear it's not funny.
#cripple punk#cripplepunk#visually impaired#exotropia#strabismus#sensory disability#physical disability#physically disabled
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It's me once again! Bothering you twice in a day, I'm annoying like that, ha just kidding. But yes James is soooo wholesome, it's crazy how he became my favorite boy. So Mae, I suppose you are super busy because being such amazing writer is no easy job when you have requests coming all the time but, if you have the time, whenever that is, could you write something about James? Like James being so wholesome, the best boyfriend, the fluffiest thing you can think of, maybe something with words or affirmation and kisses and hugs and just very lovely things, feel like I need that. If you can of course.
Hope you are having a very cool weekend and my username is basically my favorite colors and it has something to do with Van Gogh and my favorite singer but this kid knows something, haha it's so funny, kind of serendipitous if you ask me :) love that. Well, I'm going to set you free, read you soon.
P.S. Sorry this was so loonng
Hi lovely, thanks for requesting!! Sorry this took so long lol, I had to wait until I had an idea that wasn't already in my requests but I appreciate your patience! This is perhaps more hurt/comfort than straight fluff lol, but he is the most wholesome ever <3
cw: concussion
James Potter x fem!reader ♡ 603 words
James’ hand is especially gentle as he strokes over your hair. Your nose dents into his thigh, and his jeans are coarse and scratchy but the slight pressure is nice.
“Still dizzy?” he asks, carefully quiet.
“A little.” Your own voice is thin, fraught. “Not as bad.”
He sighs, and you feel too weird to decipher whether it’s in relief or dismay. “I’m sorry, angel.” He lifts one of your hands to his mouth, kissing the side. “Is it hurting in any one place?”
“It’s my whole face. But most in my forehead.”
James’ touch is featherlight, ghosting over the spot where you’d smacked your head on the stairs. “Here?”
“Mhm.”
He makes a worried humming sound in response. You sit in silence for some time, and it’s not uncomfortable, but nothing is comfortable for you right now. You feel terrible, unlike yourself and unsettled because of that and also weepy but not as much as you are embarrassed. And dwelling upon any of this for too long makes your head spin worse. You don’t think you’re dying though it feels like you might be.
The warm bead rolling down your nose brings you to the realization that you’re crying. James’ coo follows a moment later, and his hand splays protectively atop your head.
“You’re okay, sweetheart. Do you feel alright to sit up?”
“Okay,” you mumble.
He does the work for you, though it’s hard to keep track of the movements. One second your head is on his lap and the next you’re propped against his chest, one muscled arm supporting your back while James rests his lips against your forehead.
“You’re okay,” he promises. “You’re okay, I’ve got you.”
“I don’t really feel like going to dinner anymore,” you admit, tasting salt as a tear finds its way into your mouth.
“Oh,” James lifts his lips to look you in the eyes, “honey, I didn’t expect you to. I’m going to call Remus and cancel in a minute, okay?” He brushes a lock of hair away from your face with his pinkie finger, stroking a sweet line down your cheek. “If you go anywhere, it should probably be to the doctor.”
“No.” You close your eyes, too upset to care about the low whine that escapes you. “What’re they gonna do?”
“I don’t know, baby.” James traces the same line again. “They might want to do an MRI or something. I’ve had a concussion before, they’re serious business.”
You sigh, leaning your head on his shoulder. The material of his jumper is soft beneath your cheek. “I can’t think about it right now.”
There’s a brief pause.
“Okay. Okay, we can talk about it tomorrow, if it’s still bad then.”
“I’m sorry.”
“You don’t need to be sorry.” James’ arm wraps around your middle, squeezing lightly in a gentle sort of hug. You think that he’s being very careful with you, which you appreciate. You don’t imagine you could handle much more sensation at the moment. “I know it sucks, angel, and you’re handling it so well. We’re gonna do our best to get you feeling better. I love you so much, you know?”
You feel like you might cry again. You don’t think you have the energy to stop yourself. “I know,” you tell him. “I love you so much, too.”
“Heaps and heaps.” He gives you another little squeeze, his ability to repress his affection tenuous at best. “Probably the most anyone has ever loved anyone, if we’re being honest.”
“James.”
“Yeah?”
“I can’t do that kind of math right now. I love you a lot, okay?”
“Okay. Same here.”
#james potter#james potter x reader#james potter x fem!reader#james potter x y/n#james potter x you#james potter x self insert#james potter fanfiction#james potter fanfic#james potter fic#james potter imagine#james potter scenario#james potter drabble#james potter blurb#james potter oneshot#james potter one shot#james potter hurt/comfort#james potter fluff#marauders#marauders fanfiction#marauders fandom#the marauders#marauders era#hp marauders#marauders x reader
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chris or matt x fem!reader please !!! i legitimately cannot choose between them for my life so you can choose :) maybe reader’s also like an influencer and they have this secret sort of relationship for a while and its all super fluffy, but fans are already starting to speculate that they’re together and stuff, and then at the end they finally go public with a hard launch and/or live and everyone in the comments ( or chat if it’s a live ) is going FERAL
p.s. also i’ve loved your works for so long you DO NOT UNDERSTAND and i’ve finally gathered up the courage to send in a message even tho it’s sent in with a request !
hard launch ⮕ m.s.

word count: 911
warnings: swearing
summary: request
a/n: STOP YOU’RE SO SWEET 😭 please don’t be scared of me, i promise i don’t bite HAHAHA, ily are you kidding me 🫶🏻😭 also this was so fucking cute, i’m obsessed fr
everything written is completely fictional. the people i write for are written with characteristics and mannerisms that i made for them, this is in no way depicting what would actually happen in real life.
Watching Matt stream always had your heart stuttering in your chest.
The theme for Hogwarts Legacy was playing as he was adjusting his camera, your eyes watching him closely and trying to fight the smile stretching across your face. You were sure the viewers could see you staring, considering you were sitting in the chair directly next to him, on camera. His eyes dropped from the screen as he grabbed his controller.
“Alright guys, so, we’re playing Hogwarts Legacy tonight, but I have a special guest with me, as you all can see.” He turned his head and met your eyes, his own smile growing and his cheeks tingeing pink as he caught you already staring. Introduce yourself, he mouthed. You turned to face the camera, grinning wider than before as your eyes scanned over the chat.
“Hey guys, I’m the guest, obviously. My name is Y/n.” You said.
did anyone else see the way she was staring at matt ? they’re in love, confirmed
she’s so real, i’d be staring too
i can’t even handle this, she’s so cute
“Basically, Y/n’s going to play while I tell her what to do. She’s never held a controller in her life.” Matt teased, his eyes flickering between the screen and the chat as you pressed the button to start the game.
“Wait, I have to create a whole character?” You asked, glancing over at Matt as he placed the headset over your ears. He chuckled and nodded.
“Yes, you have to create a whole character, is that not what you were expecting when you begged me to play this game?” He teased. You rolled your eyes and adjusted the headset, making sure the ear that was on his side was exposed so you could hear him.
“This is ridiculous, I can’t believe you didn’t tell me I had to create an entire chara—oh my God I can have pink hair, I take it back.” You rambled, scrambling through the hair colors. Matt’s laugh next to you had you grinning as your eyes flickered between the screen and the chat.
this banter is only proving my point that they’re in love
i’m so glad she’s streaming with him this is so funny
has anyone else noticed that matt hasn’t looked at the screen once
You glanced over at Matt, meeting his eyes immediately. You couldn’t help but mirror his smile as you shook your head and faced the screen again. You created your character, groaning when you realized you had to go through a thousand cut scenes, even though you were thrilled to be playing this game.
“I never understood why you can’t see those weird horse things until that dude gets eaten by the dragon.” Matt said, catching your attention enough for you to glance at him with wide eyes and a slack jaw. You sighed through your nose and shook your head.
“I forgot, you’re a fake fan.” You said, interrupting him before he could fire back. “They’re thestrals, you can only see them if you’ve witnessed death, but they’re always there.” You explained, Matt furrowing his eyebrows as you faced the screen again.
y/n being a harry potter fan was not on my docket, but i’m not complaining
her humbling matt has got to be the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever seen in my life
i love this
The entire time you were going through the beginning quests, you and Matt had bickered back and forth, your smile wide with each comeback you shot at him. It wasn’t until a knock on Matt’s door that the two of you stopped talking. You paused the game, but Matt scoffed and unpaused it.
“You keep playing.” He demanded playfully, your own scoff leaving your lips as you shook your head and continued. Chris peeked his head into the door.
“Food’s here, just thought you guys should know.” He said, Matt nodding his head. Chris left the room, and Matt turned to you.
“I’ll go get it.” He said, standing from the chair as you turned to face him. Before you could process it, he leaned down and pressed his lips to yours firmly and turned to leave the room. You smiled and shook your head before facing the screen and realizing what just happened.
oh mY GOD I FUCKING KNEW IT
DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THAT ??????
WHAT IS GOING ON MATT JUST KISSED HER ON FUCKING STREAM
You ignored the chat, trying to play it off and completely move past what happened, thinking that Matt did it on instinct. Chats were flying in at such a rapid pace that it felt as though everything on the screen was lagging. It was completely screwing up how you were playing, not only your racing heart and shaking hands on the controller.
You completely short circuited, having no idea what to do as Matt walked back into his room. He was laughing at something Chris had said as he sat down next to you and glanced over at the chat.
“Oh.”
You looked over at him and raised your eyebrows, your skin on fire as you watched his eyes scan over the rapid chats flying in at once.
“Yeah.” You said, Matt finally meeting your eyes with pink cheeks. He smiled and shrugged his shoulders, leaning in and pressing a soft kiss to your nose before he sat back and grinned widely.
“I guess that was one hell of a hard launch, huh?”
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End of the World VII
Ruesha Littlejohn x Child!Reader
Summary: You spend the day with Ma
After the trip to the zoo in Australia, you find yourself going to the zoo regularly.
Most of the time, it's London Zoo but today Ma has driven you out for nearly two hours to Whipsnade Zoo because they have red pandas and those are your favourite.
Her teammates are coming too but that's okay because you know Ma will keep you safe.
It's meant to be Mammy's week, you think as Ma keeps you in the car while she tries to unfold the pram. But seeing Mammy on Monday gave you a weird icky feeling in your tummy.
She's been in Ibiza through the week, partying and having fun in a different country. It had been weird seeing her again.
She was still the same Mammy. She looked the same. She smelt the same. She acted the same but, still, you got a bit of a weird feeling looking at her and you didn't settle in easily your first night with her and cried and cried and cried for Ma so they've swapped around the schedule to give Ma this week.
Next week, you'll try again with Mammy.
But, this week, you're with Rue and she lifts you into your pram with one of your felt dolls.
"You feel okay?" She runs a hand over your cheek and you giggle a little at the ticklish feeling.
"Yes, Ma."
"And promise me you'll tell me if you need the toilet?"
Your head bobs. "I will."
A kiss is pressed to the top of your head. "You're a good girl."
You giggle, kicking your legs out a little.
Most of Ma's teammates are already inside so Ma buys tickets quickly and goes in.
You let Rue push you around for most of the day but emerge from the pram to stand between her and Georgia and look at the red pandas.
They're very pretty and they're your favourite animal.
You've got a few of them as little figures for your Barbie zoo set but nothing beats seeing them in rea life.
They clamber all over their enclosure and Ma lifts you up onto her hip so you can see me clearly.
It's easy for Rue to hold you up while also digging around her bag for a snack, ripping open the packaging of the chocolate bar and taking a bite.
She offers you the next bite and you chew mindlessly as you stare as one of the animals misjudges a jump and goes tumbling down the ramp.
You giggle as the second red panda jumps onto the first.
"They're silly, Ma," You say and Rue beams at you.
"Silly? Are they?"
"Uh-huh."
"Do you want to move on yet?"
You glance back at the funny red pandas and your jumper cuff somehow makes its way into your mouth.
It's a bad habit but it's never been Rue's first choice of habits to break you out of. Your bed wetting issue is much more pressing than chewing your cuffs.
Chewing your cuffs is probably the bottom of the ladder, under getting you to get rid of those creepy porcelain dolls your grandma gave you and getting you to speak without mumbling.
"We can stay a bit longer here, if you want," Rue says and you nod.
Most of her teammates go off to do their own things but Georgia stays to keep you both company as Rue walks around the fence of the red panda enclosure with you secure in her arms.
"Ma," You say suddenly when you finally allow yourself to be taken to the other animals.
Rue doesn't hear you, pushing your pram and talking to Georgia next to her.
"Ma."
The pram keeps moving and you wiggle a little in your seat, tears already welling in your eyes.
"Ma!"
You don't have a loud voice even when you shout but Rue's in tune to your noises most of the time and she definitely hears you now.
"What's up, Kiddo? What's going on?"
You whine. kicking your legs out. "Potty, Ma. I need the potty."
"Can you-?"
Georgia nods as Rue unclips you quickly. "I can stay with the pram."
Even though you've told Rue that you need the toilet, she knows you've left it to the last minute like always.
You've probably needed it for a little while now, hoping that the feeling would go away so Rue hightails it to the toilets.
She sets you up on the sink once you're done and helps you with your hands.
"Do you want to have lunch here?" She asks, scrubbing your hands," Or we can go home?"
You'd been at the zoo since it opened and Rue can see how easily your eyes are growing heavy.
"Mmm."
Your cuff is straight back at your mouth and Rue gently pulls it down so she can hear your mumbles properly.
"I know," She says," It's already been a long day. Naps at home sounds great, huh?"
You head bobs up and down in a nod as you're hoisted back up onto Rue's hip again and taken over to where Georgia's waiting.
"Red panda!" You gasp and Rue's eyes go wide.
"You didn't."
"I so did," Georgia replies with a grin, holding up the massive red panda toy she must have gotten from the gift shop...or stolen, Rue was never quite sure with Georgia.
"You couldn't have gotten her a doll?" Rue pretends to scold as you're strapped into your pram with the toy.
"Well, now that you've mentioned it. There was this amazing porcelain one that-"
"Never mind."
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When Laughter Fades
Mattheo Riddle x fem reader
Summary: Mattheo takes things too far with his "banter" and didn't notice y/n's feelings of hurt and anger until one day she decides to speak up and Mattheo has to change to keep the relationship steady
Authors note: Sorry anon for the wait this was randomly so hard
Word Count: 1070
Mattheo Riddle loved pulling pranks. They brought him joy and amusement, especially when his favorite target, Y/N, was involved. She usually laughed along with him, but he didn't realize how close he was to crossing the line until today.
It was a sunny Saturday afternoon, and the Slytherin common room was buzzing with students enjoying their free time. Y/N was seated at a table, diligently working on an essay for Potions class. Mattheo, ever the prankster, watched her from across the room, a devious idea forming in his mind.
He slipped out of the common room and returned moments later with a small enchanted box. Inside it was a jinxed snake that would leap out and hiss at whoever opened it. He approached Y/N's table with a casual grin.
"Hey, Y/N, I found this weird box in the Room of Requirement. Want to see what's inside?" he asked, holding out the box to her.
Y/N glanced up, raising an eyebrow but smiling. "Sure, Mattheo. Let's see it."
As soon as she opened the box, the snake leaped out, hissing loudly. Y/N screamed, knocking over her ink bottle in the process. Ink splattered all over her essay and her robes. Her face paled, and then flushed with a mix of fear and anger.
"Mattheo, what the hell!" she shouted, her voice trembling.
Mattheo's grin faltered. "It's just a prank, Y/N. It's a fake snake, see?"
He picked up the snake, which had now returned to its inanimate state, and showed it to her. But Y/N wasn't laughing.
"Just a prank? Look at my essay, my robes! This isn't funny, Mattheo. You always do this, and I'm sick of it!" Tears welled up in her eyes as she glared at him.
"Y/N, I didn't mean to—" Mattheo started, but she cut him off.
"That's the problem, Mattheo. You never mean to, but you always end up hurting me. Maybe you should think before you act."
With that, she turned on her heel and left the common room, leaving Mattheo standing there, guilt and regret washing over him. He watched her go, the weight of his actions sinking in.
Days passed, and Y/N avoided Mattheo. The usual spark in her eyes was gone, replaced by a guarded, wary look. Mattheo's heart ached every time he saw her, knowing he had put that look there. He had to make things right, but he didn't know how. Apologies had never been his strong suit.
One evening, after searching for Y/N around the castle, Mattheo finally found her in the library, sitting in a secluded corner. Her face was buried in her arms, and she looked up as he approached, her eyes red-rimmed from crying.
"Y/N," he said softly, approaching her table. "Please, can we talk?"
She looked up, her expression weary. "What do you want, Mattheo?"
"I want to apologize. I was an idiot, and I took things way too far. I never wanted to hurt you, but I did. I'm so sorry, Y/N."
"You always say you're sorry, but then you do it again. How can I believe you this time?"
"I know I've messed up," he continued, "but I promise I'll change. No more pranks, no more teasing. I care about you, and I don't want to lose your friendship."
Y/N stood up, her frustration boiling over. "You care about me? You have a funny way of showing it. Every time I start to trust you, you pull another stupid prank. Do you have any idea how much that hurts?"
"Y/N, please, I never meant to hurt you. I just thought it was all in good fun."
"Good fun? Fun for who, Mattheo? Because it's not fun for me. It's humiliating and cruel."
Mattheo felt his heart sink. He hadn't realized just how much pain he had caused her. "I... I didn't see it that way. I thought we were just playing around."
"Playing around? This isn't a game, Mattheo. These are my feelings. And every time you pull one of your 'pranks,' it feels like you're saying my feelings don't matter."
"I'm sorry," Mattheo said, his voice breaking. "I really am. I don't want to lose you, Y/N."
She sighed, her anger giving way to exhaustion. "I don't know if I can trust you again, Mattheo. You've hurt me too many times."
"I'll prove it to you," he said desperately. "I'll show you that I can change. No more pranks, I swear. Just give me a chance."
Y/N looked at him, her eyes filled with a mix of hope and doubt. "Alright, Mattheo. But this is your last chance. If you hurt me again, we're done."
He nodded fervently. "I won't let you down. I promise."
In the days that followed, Mattheo made good on his promise. He was attentive, considerate, and kind. He helped Y/N with her studies, brought her favorite snacks, and most importantly, he listened. But he couldn't shake the nagging feeling that things weren't the same. Y/N was more reserved, her laughter less frequent, and Mattheo feared that he had caused irreparable damage.
One night, as they sat by the lake, watching the sunset, Y/N broke the silence. "Mattheo, do you ever think about the future?"
He glanced at her, surprised by the question. "Sometimes. Why?"
"I've been thinking a lot lately. About us, about everything that's happened. I want to trust you, but it's hard. Every time I see you, I remember the hurt."
Mattheo's heart clenched. "Y/N, I promise I'll never hurt you again. I care about you so much."
She turned to him, her eyes filled with a mix of hope and sorrow. "I want to believe you, Mattheo. But it's going to take time."
"I know. And I'm willing to wait, to do whatever it takes to make things right."
Y/N leaned her head on his shoulder, a small gesture of trust. "Thank you, Mattheo."
As they sat there, wrapped in each other's presence, Mattheo knew that this was his chance to prove himself. The road to healing would be long and difficult, but he was determined to show Y/N that he valued her far more than any prank or joke. He would cherish her, protect her, and make sure that her laughter returned, brighter and more genuine than ever before.
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How would the tfp autobots and decepticons react to the toy furby
Ooohhh! I remember furby's, granted they were a bit creepy in my opinion. These are a bit shorter than what I usually write, I was trying to get most of the characters in. Let me know if these needed more writing in them.
Hope you enjoy everyone's reactions to the furby's
Autobots and Decepticons reaction to seeing a furby
SFW, mentions of blasters
TFP
How did this all happen? One word to simplify everything: Miko. She thought it would be funny to start leaving these little menaces around the base and to get the bots reaction to it. How did she acquire these furbies, don’t ask any questions. Jack tried to stop her, but she successfully bribed him by promising to send him the video of Arcee’s reaction. Raf promised to edit the videos to be at their finest. Operation: Furby reaction is a go.
Autobots
Optimus Prime
He notices the first furby as it sits innocently near one of the control panels. At first, he thinks that one of those ‘birds’ had entered the base and tried to move the thing.
“Hello little one. How did you get in here?”--Optimus
“SSSQQQQUAAAAKKKK!”--Furby
“I see… Ratchet did you let the creature inside the base?”--Optimus
“Did I do what now?”--Ratchet
Then it suddenly started moving and squawking its native tongue that may or may not have startled the Prime a bit.
He doesn’t mind the furby too much… but does sense something about it.
Ratchet
He notices when he sees Prime slightly startled by something.
He goes to investigate and nearly squashes the Furby thinking it was a scraplet.
“Ratchet! Do not harm the creature!”--Optimus
“Optimus with all due respect, that thing is definitely some sort of scraplet! It might be a different type of mutation but look at it!”--Ratchet
“Ratchet—”--Optimus
“It even looks evil Optimus! I’m getting my wrenches.”--Ratchet
“Ratchet!”—Optimus
He does not care about Optimus’s code on not killing living being. That thing looked at him weird and he is going to end it before it eventually causes trouble.
Bumblebee
Nearly has a whiplash when he sees the little thing. He also thinks it’s a scraplet at first, but slightly calms down recognizing it as one of those human toys he saw on commercial with Raf.
Everything is fine… until it started screeching and moving by itself.
“SSSSSSSCCCCCRRRREEEEAAACCCHHHH!”--Furby
“BBBBBBBEEEEEEEPPPPPPP! (AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!)—Bumblebee
Does not like furby’s at all. Claims that they were trying to speak to him.
Arcee
Her encounter with the Furby is short.
Mainly because she saw something move out of the corner of her optic and blasted the poor thing to bits.
“Huh? What on Cybertron—”--Arcee
“SCCCCRREEECCH—”—Furby remains
Blaster firing intensifies.
She doesn’t know what that thing was, but it started it.
Bulkhead
He is running to see where Bumblebee is after hearing him screaming. He has his wrecking ball at the ready and ready to comm in back up if necessary.
“BBBBBBBEEEEEEPPPPPP! (AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!)--Bumblebee
“What is it!?”--Bulkhead
“BBBEEEPP BEP BEEEEPPP (THAT THING RIGHT THERE!)--Bumblebee
“SCCRRREEEAAACCHHH!”--Furby
“AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! SCRAPLET! SCRAPLET! SCRAPLET!!!”—Bulkhead
Absolutely loathe those things. It reminds him too much of the scraplet incident that happened. He would be swinging his wrecking ball if it hadn’t gotten stuck in the wall.
Wheeljack
He is running as soon as he hears Bulkhead and Bumblebee screaming. His katanas are out as is ready for some slicing and dicing.
“BEEEEEPP BEEEEPPPP! (PRIMUS ITS MOVING CLOSER!)--Bumblebee
“SCRAPLET! SCRAPLET! SCRAPLET!”--Bulkhead
“Where’s the danger!?”--Wheeljack
“BEEPPP! (ITS MOVING!)--Bumblebee
“SCRREEEECCCHH—”--Furby
“There, its sliced in half. Huh. You two where afraid of this little cute—”--Wheeljack
“SSSSSCCCCRRREEEAAAACCCHH!”--- The two remains of the Furby
Blaster firing and wrecking ball smashing intensifies.
Isn’t a huge fan of the little things. It’s a bit cute in a creepy way. Does remind him of scraplets if they had gotten some mold and gained some sort of upper-level sentience.
Smokescreen
Like Arcee, his encounter with the Furby is short.
He accidentally stepped on one effectively crushing it.
“SCCRRE—Crunch!”—Furby
“Hmm? Hmm.” –Smokescreen
He is completely oblivious to the tomfoolery that is happening all over the base. He is too busy with looking at the latest relic they managed to find.
Ultra Magnus
He finds a Furby near his work area. He tries to speak to the Furby as he would to anyone else.
“Excuse me but you are in classified—”—Ultra Magnus
“SSSSCCCRRREEEEEAAAACCHHHH!”--Furby
“That was unnecessary and—”—Ultra Magnus
“SSSSSCCCCRRREEEEAAACCHHH!”--Furby
“Listen to—”—Ultra Magnus
“Ultra Magnus move!”--Ratchet
Furby is hit with 10 wretches in one go.
He doesn’t mind furby’s like Optimus. Mainly because he was trying to communicate with it and never got to finish his sentences with it.
Decpticons
No one knows how it was done, but the impossible was made possible. After Miko finished getting all the Bots’ reaction to the furbies she decided to do something else. Somehow, she managed to scatter the remaining furbies on board the Nemesis. How did she do this. Not even Miko quite knows how she did it.
Megatron
He finds the Furby on his throne. He doesn’t know what this thing is, but it is on his throne, and no one sits on his throne except him.
“You! How dare you sit upon my throne!”--Megatron
“SSSSCCCRRREEEAAACCCH!”—Furby
Blaster firing intensifies.
The furby would be gone whether he is on Dark Energon or not. Will not admit it but the furby noise sent a little shiver down his struts. Good thing no one saw that.
Starscream
He finds the furby in his habsuite. He is curious in how this weird looking organic thing managed to find his room. He takes the furby to the interrogation room.
“Who are you? Speak worthless organic!”--Starscream
“SSSCCCRRREEEEAAACCCCHHH!”--Furby
“How dare you! I am Starscream, Second in Command of the Decepticon Army! You will—”--Starscream
“SSSSSCCCCCRRREEEAAAACCCHHHH!”--Furby
“Two can play it that game!”--Starscream
“SSSSCCCCCRRRREEEAAAACCCHHH!”--Starscream
“SSSSCCCCRRRREEAAAACCCHH!”—Furby
He ends up staying in the room with the furby for a while. Takes the furby to his room and plays on doing a hostage exchange if it is needed.
Soundwave
Finds the furby on his desk. Lazerbeak deploys and flies around the small thing. Steps a bit closer to getting a good look at it.
“…”--Soundwave
“SSSSSCCCRRREEEAAAACCCHHHH!”—Furby
He immediately groundbridges the furby outside the Nemesis to have it fall and burn on reentry. He does however keep the screeching noise recorded and will use it if necessary… or if he is bored.
Knockout and Breakdown
The pair enters the medbay and finds the furby on the medslab.
Breakdown looks at it and thinks it’s kind of cute. Knockout on the other hand.
“OH, PRIMUS KILL IT!”--Knockout
“Knockout?!”--Breakdown
“THAT IS UNICRON’S SPAWN! KILL IT! BURN IT!”--Knockout
Breakdown smashes the furby to oblivion. Did he regret it? No, it was causing Knockout stress, and he was happy to get rid of it for him. Knockout knows the furby’s horrors, he knows…
Dreadwing
His time with the furby is short. He accidentally stepped on it as he was trying to get some creates to his habsuite.
“SSSCCRR—Crush!”--Furby
“What in the All Spark? Hmm…”--Dreadwing
He does wonder what the weird noise was, but he has other things to worry about, so he quickly forgets about the encounter.
Shockwave
He doesn’t know they exist. There were no furbies in the lab or in his habsuite. The two places he really goes to. He does hear from the others about the furbies though.
“They sound illogical.”--Shockwave
“You’re illogical!”—Starscream
He doesn’t care about the furbies, he has science experiments and war crimes to commit.
Predaking
He finds one near his kennel and does not like it. Sure, the Nemesis isn’t the greatest place, but that spot is his!
“You! Vermin! Who are you!”--Predaking
“SSSCCCRRREEE—”—Furby
Fire breathing intensifies.
Does not like the noises and is quick to end the furby.
Arachnid
She finds one randomly walking in the halls screaming. She just stabs it and puts it on her trophy case. She doesn’t have time for anything else. She has Arcee and Megatron to kill.
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"He said I had nice lips...who says that?"
Quackity smut, not dating, f!reader, smut with plot, use of his real name.


Most people find it awkward to be straddling their best friends lap, their hands on your waist. You are like most people in this sense, so it's a bit surprising that you're in Quackity's lap, doing his makeup and trying not to blush.
His thumb traces circles in your side, you can feel his gaze all over your face as you do his eyeliner. His touch induces a feeling you've never felt before, deep in your core. There's fluttering in your stomach, making it hard to concentrate. You've always had a small thing for Alex, you don't know if he reciprocates those feelings though. As you perfect the eyeliner, putting on the finishing touches, you can't help but make accidental eye contact with him more than once.
"Y/n." he says, making you jump slightly as you were deep in thought. "Yea?" you say, trying to act casual. "I don't want to rush you but..." Alex says, glancing at the clock on the wall before looking back at you, piercing into your eyes. "The party starts in 1 hour and you still aren't ready. Maybe quicken the pace?" he chuckles slightly at that last part, his laugh always made you smile. "Don't rush me Alexis, I know what I'm doing." you joke, finishing off the eyeliner. He laughs again, gripping your waist slightly tighter as you lean over to grab the blush, holding you in place.
"We'll give you only a little bit, okay?" you say, dipping the makeup brush into a like pink powder. "I don't doubt you know what you're doing, so okay." You catch him glance at your lips when he says that, which makes your face tingle as a familiar red tint makes its way onto your face.
You apply the blush lightly to his cheek, hoping, praying, that this will be over soon. Alex's hands move slowly from your waist to your hips, and as you shift slightly in his lap, you swear you hear his breathing become slightly irregular for a split second. No doubt that was a reaction, to you. You. This was all so much, you dont know how you've made it this far without smashing your lips into his.
"Y/n." "Alex we'll get there in time I promise." He smiles, finding it funny you assumed he was going hurry you again. "No, not that, I just wanted to tell you you have nice lips." You pause for a second, your eyes slowly meeting his. "Thank...thank you." You say with a smile. If your acting was successful at not showing your awkwardness, then you deserved a golden globe because what the fuck was that stutter....
He was acting weird, why was he acting weird? "I'm almost done, don't worry." You say, breaking the awkward silence. "Take your time Y/n/n." he says a little soft. He was doing that voice, not the stream one, but the one where his voice got a little low and there was a slight deep rasp in his voice (please tell me you guys know what I'm talking about). You do the finishing touches, and lean back to admire your handiwork. He looked cute, cuter than usual. He definitely should try guyliner more.. "All done." You announce.
He removes his hands, allowing you to get up and grab the hand mirror. He looks at himself for a good while before looking up at you. "I look great. Thank you so much for the help y/n." He says, standing up and stretching. Maybe it won't be awkward if you just...
"Anytime Alex...." You hesitate before asking, "why did you...why did you say that? About my lips earlier?" He smiles slightly, moving closer to you. "It's true y'know...you have really pretty lips." He was now right in front of you, and though he was only one or two inches taller than you, he looked down at you, searching your eyes.
He reaches a hand to your faces, cupping your cheek before leaning down for a kiss. You were a bit surprised, but soon lean into the kiss, cupping his face in your hands as his slowly finds their way to your waist. He licks your bottom lip,, requesting entrance, and you grant it to him. With his tounge exploring every inch of your mouth, Alex takes this opportunity to let his hands do the same with your body. He pulls you back to the couch, not breaking this kiss once, and makes you straddle his lap once more.
SMUT BELOW !!!!
His hands slide under your shirt, the coldness of his hands making you shiver. "Fucking hell..." he whispers against your lips, "fuck...fuck y/n I..I need you." his voice low as he talks, your lips brushing against each other. You swallow deeply, no turning back now. "Then have me Alex." He hesitated, smirking at your answer before picking you up and laying you on the couch in one swift movement.
He kisses you again,, more wet and hungry this time while his hands move down, his fingers hooking your pants. Alex looks up at you, "Can I?" he asks, tugging slightly on your pants. You nod, consenting for him to go further. Pulling down your pants gently, you shift your legs and hips to help him as he begins to kiss your inner thigh, his hands moving back to hold you down by the waist.
A small moan escapes your lips as he kisses further, his lips next to your entrance. "You're so beautiful, you know that right?" He whispers against your inner thigh, pulling down your panties. You nod, shifting slightly. His grip on your hips tighten's slightly, as he looks up at you from in between your legs. "I'm going to make sure you know that." He places a soft kiss on your pussy, sucking on the clit ever so slighty.
Alex lifted himself on top of you, smashing his lips into yours once again. Your mind was racing, this is what you've been wanting. Not necessarily just sex, but for him to want, you as much as you did him, in more ways than one.
You broke the kiss pushing him away slightly, lifting off your shirt as he did the same, his chest was now gloriously exposed in front of you. He wasn't ultra fit, but he still looked amazing. Hishands move down, a tingling sensation fills your core as he grazes your skin softly, his thumb soon begins to play with your clit. You gasp, looking up at him as he smiles. "Does that feel good?" He asks softly, kissing your neck. "Fuck, yes... it does..." You say in between moans. The bulge in his pants begins to grow at the sound of your pleasure, and he leans into your neck, whispering against your ear. "I love your noises," he says, sticking a finger inside of you, "I love your body, I love you." He sticks a second finger inside you, curling them up slightly to hit your g-spot repeatedly.
"I...I love you...too." You pant out, arching your back upwards as you get close to finishing. "Fucking hell you do." he says before removing his fingers with a sudden swift movement, leaving you empty and aching for more. You look up at him, your eyes begging for him again, as you were oh so close.
"Hold on baby." he says, noticing your neediness as he undoes his pants. You don't even mind the name, it makes your heat throb more. You look down, his bulge way more apparent through his boxers, the sight of it fulfilling something in your mind, yet you don't know what. He leans back down, kissing you as he palms his member with one of his hands and unclips your bra with the other.
Slipping it off with ease, Alex hungrily smashes his lips into yours. He knew what he was doing, clearly, and as the kiss goes on, his lips move from your lips, to your neck, to your tits.
He sucks on one gently, biting it softly while holding the other in his hand as you let out breathless whimpers of pleasure. "I want to make you feel so fucking good." He whispers against your breast, your nipples hardening. His hand gently squeezing one, the other positioning his member at the entrance of your pussy.
"I'll go slow at first, okay?" he said, reassuring you. Not that he was big, but he was a little more than average. You nod, readying yourself for the feeling. You needed to feel him, your pussy already wet from the thought. He kissed your neck softly, slowly pushing in.
Fuck.
You haven't done this in a long time, so you forgot the feeling. Your body shudders as he oushes deeper inside of you, and he makes small noises against your neck. "Fuck, you're so tight," he whispers, "Are you okay?" You could feel every vein, every throb, it was a little painful, but it was like you were made to fit his dick. You nod, trying not to make too much noise. He notices this, and thrusts inside you, enticing a yelp out of you.
"Don't hold in your noises, please?" He breathes out against your neck as he begins to thrust slowly. He gets up, now hovering over you, and grabs your arms, pinning them above your head. He looked so hot like this, and you watched his face as he began to slowly thrust into you. Your face contorts slightly, as it was still a little painful, but you let out moans of pleasure. "Yea just like that baby..." He pants, marking your neck as he fucks you. Thinking back to all the times you played with yourself thinking about him, this was better than you had imagined.
"You're doing...so well." he praises between grunts. He looked into your eyes, which were still watching him, and you felt a knot grow in your stomach. "Alex im...i...close..." You say breathlessly, your eyes fluttering to stay open. He thrusts faster, leaning into your neck, "Cum for me baby, cum all over my dick."
Your walls tighten as he says that, sending you over the edge as finish, a state of euphoria washes over you, your mind now fully corrupted. Though when you come to, he continues to fuck you through your climax, your legs starting to shake as waves of pleasure continue to surge through your body. As you become overstimulated, you start to get louder, your eyes fluttering to stay open.
"Just a little more baby, I'm almost there." He says against your neck, his whimpers getting slightly louder, and his thrusts getting more sloppy. The sound of skin slapping against skin gets louder as he goes faster, relentlessly pounding your pussy. He gets up, drapinging your legs over his shoulders and letting your arms free, his thrusts getting more sloppy by the minute. After a little bit, he finally finishes, thrusting his hot, wet seed inside you, covering your walls.
Alex let's out a loud grunt, burying his face in your neck as you wrap your legs around him, your pussy tightening around his dick as he fills you up, his hot seed covering your insides. "Good...fucking girl." He releases your hands, letting his arms rest on both sides of you, his dick twitching slightly inside of you. As you both come down from your highs, breathlessly panting on each other, you cuddle him, your hands tangled in his hair as his arms are wrapped around you.
Then suddenly, he chuckles, before saying between pants, "I think...I think we're late to the...party."
(I didn't know how to end it </3)
#dream smp#mcytblr#fanfic#minecraft#quackity smut#slimecicle smut#danny gonzalez#mcyt#smut#quackity#quackity x reader
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pretty girl, pretty smile.
ship & contents : jinx x fem!reader, fluff, kissing, light dialogue, i did this instead of studying for my exam, save me jinx save me, i'm in love with jinx and so are you
jinx is beautiful (common knowledge), but i don't think she fully understands that herself. when it comes to her looks she's strangely humble with it. she knows she's pretty...
that's all.
she doesn't dwell on it too much. she does her makeup and goes on with her day. at first, she was confused as to why you would act all weird around her. why you would stare at her.
— "got something to share with the class, toots?"
there was a time when she got up close and personal with you, waving an empty gun at your face and you couldn't even focus. you felt hot all over. was the heater on?
jinx doesn't even have to be close to you for you to freak out like this. there was this one time she was doing a job for silco, and you were tagging along.
you were no better than a man.
you were checking her out as you walked behind her. slim, small waist, long silky hair, beautifully proportioned, tattoos that only added to her character, the way she walked put you in a trance.
— "like what you see, sprinkles?"
she was so pretty that it physically hurt you in the best way possible.
taking off her makeup whenever she didn't have the energy, for it felt like a gift from the gods.
blue eyeshadow. smeared lipstick. mascara stains on her cheeks. carefully wiping her face down as she would lay on her chair, manspreading, completely exhausted.
she didn't even notice you finished, she was just so relaxed, she felt like putty. her eyes fluttered open to find your eyes completely glued to her face with a soft upturn on your lips.
you were looking at her as if she were the greatest thing to have ever come from the gods.
she couldn't even get a word in before you tackled her with a hug causing the both of you to fall over on the chair.
but when she smiles its game over.
a genuine, pure smile, perfectly captured in the moment from jinx is truly a sight to behold. when she smiles, it eases your heart. it seems like the world has lifted off her shoulders, and since she's so relaxed, you can relax.
she cracks another dumb joke of hers, and since you're an angel, you laugh as if it's the funniest thing ever. you laugh with your chest because it really was funny.
it was one of those stupid jokes she makes. It doesn't quite land right, but after a few moments of silence, you burst out laughing.
seeing you like that had jinx's heart in a chokehold. she couldn't explain it. her heart was on fire. her heart was prickled by a thousand thorns. and it felt amazing.
a twinkle could be found in her red-violet eyes. she was smiling. a feeling of pride washed over her. she made you laugh this hard. she was the one that made you this happy. your smile was a virus.
bright smile, cute little gap between her two front teeth.
wiping your eyes from the tears of laughter, you finally caught it. your heart felt as if it was gift-wrapped in silk and tugged on. cuteness aggression got to you.
— "why are you looking at me like that?"
her smile turns into a slight pout, feeling a bit self-anxious. you throw yourself on pinching her cheeks begging for her to smile one more time.
— "aww, you're so cute!"
jinx tries to push you off.
— "what's you're deal!?"
she wasn't even really trying to push you off. she liked it too much. her lips pecked all over her face. eyebrow, corner of her lips, nose, cheek, forehead, chin. everywhere.
— "i can't help it, you're so pretty!"
i haven't forgotten about TRINKET, i promise. i just have finals. once it's winter break i'll continue! don't worry i'm cooking. also, i am open to requests (nsfw & sfw).
#arcane jinx x reader#jinx x blkfem!reader#jinx x reader#jinx headcanon#jinx arcane x reader#jinx x fem!reader#elka's shop#shes so pretty#wlw fanfic#wlw#my wife#she's consuming my mind
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MORROTOBER SECRET SANTA FOR @dzyntara WHOOOOHHHH 2 IN 1 PROMPT

screenshot redraw + possessing another character !! thats nya if you cant tell idk shes got a weird ass outfit. you had such good prompts you need to share them with the world OK TIME TO YAP
@morrotober
OKAYY so of course you know i need to do wojiro duo. i could have done kai and somewhat hit another prompt but i didnt want to figure out his hair so. nya it is. they kinda look too similar but by the time i realized that i was like halfway so i went with it. i FORGOT she was supposed to be green until literally the very end. lowkey i think i went a little overboard with the lighting but its ookaayy. for the teeth,, sword,, things i was kinda winging it i had a more dry ice type of smoke in mind but we ball. the whole way through i was thinking to myself hmm its missing something and the SECOND i added those two clouds in the foreground i was like o yeah this fucks. also i was STRUGGLING with the lighting and rendering or whatever cause i haven’t done a fully detailed thing in forever. i was using red?? for the shadows?? and then i realised it looked too gray and i wanted the whole thing to look a little more teal so i used purple and i think it looks better. lowkey it’s really funny how i have a different rendering process for every single piece i do call it experimenting. don’t mind the background idk also does it look really crunched to you i promise it looks better than that guys





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#LETS GOOOO#if tumblr crunches it cause the canvas is too big i’ll cry#ninjago#lego ninjago#morro ninjago#ninjago morro#ninjago nya#god i spent so long on this#THIRTY SIX HOURS#a good portion of that was spent trying to follow painting tutorials and giving up#i may have gotten a little carried away on. all of it#is it supposed to be this detailed#at least you can’t say i don’t COMMIT.#thank you morrotober for hosting 🗣🗣🗣#jellos scribbles
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