#[ au answers; hh ]

[darqx]

Some MORE BP/HH asks

Yes there are! The Battle Monks deal with those ones.

Yes it is! Or at least will be ╭( ･ㅂ･)و ̑̑ I've been doing a lot of thumbnailing and once i finish this chapter i can possibly start actually making some pages lol.

His name is Zeke and he's a big (~6'8") demon softy who likes cooking :D And bacon 🥓

Is this chicken predominately supposed to be a pet or not cos BP!Zeke could very well just cook it.

Of course you can (please give credit for BP and say its an OC tho)! I'm honored that you want to :D However until i get BP out and about i probably can't interact with any art/info of BP OCs because this could be a problem if they turn out to be similar to any of my planned events/characters.

I kinda had no ideas for a doodle (sacrilege i know lol) but then remembered i had one doodle that I'm p sure never got put here.

I used this pic to reply to a friend once and it became one of our chat emotes lol.

He has a like...chateau/manor/whatever in the region that he rules over -nods- He doesn't live on Earth he just visits.

Yes

If i were to put it succinctly lol:

The main gang are/become friends, Caleb p much dislikes/is indifferent to everyone but particularly hates Izm and vice versa, the demons generally try to avoid Rire if they realise who he is, and Rire finds at least two people rather interesting.

Anon I'm also very confused about why you think bots(??) are a credible source of information |D; But to answer your question no he's not a demon.

I hate to say this but the demons already have marks indicative of themselves so, those for them XD

.D would maybe have something like the BP logo, Wei Ren a book, and Marcus could have a heart of embers or something 🤔

The demons I decided could hybridize with humans is actually somewhat random and based entirely on gut feeling lol. Half-breeds take more after the demon parent (as the genetics is stronger) but would have a lot less power than a full-fledged demon (and might be infertile, I haven't really thought about that aspect yet). Yes an abortion is possible.

All of my demon species have specific phenotypes. Eg Caleb's species has several different eye colours they can have, Caleb's happens to be green. If/when I make enough demon species I did have a tentative plan to make a field guide about them \o/

HH only ever existed as random one shots and stuff on my DA so if you were looking for like a webcomic you would be sorely disappointed lol.

To be fair to myself it DID actually have somewhat of a storyline but i never actually got around to it |D

LMAO XDD Ok, ok but listen if this happened it would only ever happen ONCE because omg have you ever had hair caught in your mouth? It is, the worst XD

Nope it is an all boys boarding school

It is a generally normal high school so normal high school subjects would apply haha, you know, things like English, Science, Maths, Art, Sport, Languages and various sub catergories etc.

[an-au-blog]

Horrid Henry AU where Henry and Peter realize they shouldn't be hurting each other but should be teamed up against their parents. Henry stops insulting and pranking Peter, Peter stops trying to get Henry in trouble with their parents. They become supportive and protective of each other. Peter sneakily brings Henry food when his parents punish him by sending him to his room without dinner. Henry protects Peter from bullies like Stuck up Steve. I just want the brothers to get along due to the knowledge that their parents are control freaks.

This is giving off the same vibe as when there was these episodes where Tom and Jerry would team up. Tbh some of my favorite episodes. Though with siblings I feel like it's a bit different. I've always loved and admired my older sibling but we still bickered like we hated each other. There's something really real about their fighting and I know that it's not shown on screen a lot but there ARE some episodes where Henry defends Peter because "only he can bully his wormy brother". With age, those things shimmer down and you start bonding on a deeper level with your siblings.

Shared experiences and realizing that they were shown love only when they "earned it" is something shown even in the show. Just less frequently. There's an episode where after Peter couldn't win any trophies ON SPORTS DAY he genuinely thought he would get kicked out of the house. Which is a very messed up thing for any person let alone a six yearold (i think he was six) But then it ends with Henry giving one of his own and they enter the house together.

He's a big brother above all things. He still looks out for Peter it's just in his own way...

[vroomian]

Can I get more of Hana and Alastor? Please…

okay so alastor in canon has something happened to him seven years ago that took him out of the game. here, I'm gonna say it was a combination of things that lead to him getting seriously hurt by an angelic blade and he had to make a deal with Lilith to ensure his safety while healing because something something vox whatever.

in this universe, Alastor has a favor owed from one of the strongest sinners he's ever met: hana.

So alastor gets cornered by Lilith (literally) and instead of taking a deal with her, he decides on the devil he knows. He calls up the last of his power and teleports hana to him, between him and Lilith. No matter how it burns to call for protection like some sort of weakling -- there's no choice.

Hana, who was in the middle of getting ready for bed, looks at the queen of hell and down at the wounded alastor, sighs and tells the queen to fuck off.

??? goes lilith. because. people don't talk to her like that???? much lest this random nobody sinner???

(hana is, perhaps, a bit of a non-entity in hell at this point! this is actually the favor that hana owes Alastor lol. He took the blame/credit for her initial rampage through hell, allowing her to live in anonymity. no one who saw her face survived. she has enough power all by herself, she doesn't want or need the title of overlord. she lives as a bouncer for a club and mostly just lives her life. Sometimes Alastor is there, being annoying.)

Lilith and hana throw down, and maybe its the element of surprise, but hana kicks liliths ass because of course she does lol. Hana has power. she does get hurt but drives lilith off with a promise to come back when things are a little less unfair for alastor. lilith leaves, thwarted.

Alstor is barely conscious and used up his favor for protection. he's expecting hana to leave him for dead, their business concluded. or perhaps even kill him and become an overlord at last.

Alastor passes out in the dirt, and wakes up in hana's shitty little apartment.

thus begins a seven-year long recovery and cohabitation for hana and alastor.

(romantic?? possible queerplatonic??? something vaguely undefined???

whatever it is, alastor finds it the one place where he can just -- be. hana, much like her body, is pretty see through. she doesn't bother lying about much or care what people think of her. she does what she does.)

(lilith does come back later and she and alastor do make a deal, but its much much more fair to alastor this time lol. also not for his soul.)

[annoyingann]

oh my god i forgot to post it

Somewhere around the end of October I drew Mr. Grimshaw!

I just recently realized that I drew his tattoos wrong! They were supposed to be on his shoulders, but INSTEAD I drew space on his forearms😭

but hey these are still my first attempts to draw him. before this I only had.. uh.. 2 doodles with him

Inspiration:

I recently tried to read his lore

I don't know much yet, but he looks cool. "not a good person, but not a bad father" lol

I hope I won't find any serious pitfalls in his backstory. Although... to be honest, I haven't seen any posts with his backstory yet. But I'm interested to know it!

[madefate]

[ CARESS ]  for sender to kiss one of receiver’s scars [Stolas to Blitz] / @helldustedstories

It's a quiet night. It's been some quiet nights, in all honesty - in the wake of a brush with his own mortality, Blitz has been ... subdued. Maybe it's the weight of Stolas' attention and care - maybe it's the shame at having found himself in the situation in the first place. Maybe it's the lingering pain, some from the few things he hasn't allowed Stolas to heal, for fear of him overexerting himself in his own recovery, the rest from the simple aftermath of letting a fucking mob hand his ass to him.

Maybe it's the fact that Blitz can see the pain Stolas is still in, too - pain that he can't take away. Pain that he can't fix, no matter how much he tries to learn - to be better, to nurture, to heal things instead of hurt them.

But when Blitz feels the first gentle press of a kiss against his shoulder - he knows the spot, he can't not know the map of the scars on his body - he knows that it's not really any of those things that have tamped down the edges of his energy the past few weeks.

He turns to look at Stolas through heavy lidded eyes, and his heart aches. Blitz has heard every reassurance - that Stolas wants him, that Stolas thinks Blitz has been a good thing in his life. Even though he's here, exhausted from taking care of him when he should still be focusing on himself - when he shouldn't have to take care of him, ever, point blank. Exhausted from the bullshit with the divorce - that Blitz made worse all the way back in the beginning.

And yet he's here, kissing the site of Blitz's first and worst fuck up with the tenderness of someone who should be kissing someone who deserves it.

Fuck, Blitz loves him. ( how unfortunate for Stolas. )

❝ ... What's the worst thing you think I've done ? ❞ The question surprises him, makes his heart tremble, but he doesn't take it back. Because the real reason he's been so quiet is that he's been living with the knowledge that his time dodging revealing the worst parts of himself - revealing where this stupid fucking map of scar tissue has come from - has run out.

And this - this will be the thing that might finally break them.

He doesn't pull away, but he does ask, ❝ What's the thing I could have done that would be a real dealbreaker ? ❞

[publicabsent]

@he11bambi: "Do you know the difference between order and chaos?" / accepting.

the demon's luminous eyes blink once, twice at the other. order & chaos? yes, she knows. she thinks that before she died, she knew even better. (head trauma does that to someone.) "ch - chaos is ... out of control. mess." screaming, crying, illusions, fire, the stairs -- no, stop. her image flickers, wide eyes drifting. "order is ... um. clean. neat. everything in ... in its place, correct." the way she would have wanted it. "yes, i ... i know. why ... ?"

[just-bendy]

How would you feel about alastor from hazben hotel, if he just happened to show up through this conveniently placed portal from hell.

*portal opens and alastor walks through*

Who the hell is this guy?

[angeart]

I need you to know that whenever I read about hhau I always internal read it as "haha au" as if you're laughing at us for all the angst you inflict /pos

haha have this heartwrenching au <3333

that's exactly what it is

thank u

[askisabella]

Do you believe in reincarnation?

I don't know. The idea of being reborn into something else is a little weird, if I'm honest.

[askwyattbenjamin]

What's your favorite holiday time food and drink?

Mashed potatoes, hands down, and then it's a toss up between spiked egg nog lattes and spiked hot apple cider. And yes, I know you can have mashed potatoes whenever, but there’s just something about holiday taters that hit differently.

[darqx]

More BP flavoured asks!

Wish granted lol °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

Hello! And funnily enough when you sent this a friend of my niece was also in Kazakhstan, what a small world! I am indeed very interested in creating something based on the BP au and am working on a comic :) Trying to thumbnail as many chapters as i can at the moment - it was supposed to be a short project but there's...a lot of chapter prompts now |D

I actually had several flash mini-games with them in it, alas they have been lost to Flash player going the way of the dodo 🪦

It will depend on which AU you're looking at as they are technically separated, even if there are some aspects of them that cross over 😅 My current project is BP so the basic premise of that is that demons and humans coexist, and a priest accidentally half-exorcises a demon (which had never been done before in universe) and they go on a road trip to try and somehow "undo" it.

You can find some random info about them in my "answer", "answer dump" or "rire answer dump" tags :)

BP Izm is a demon and so they don't have an equivalent human ethnic background. The closest they get is their species/breed, in which case Izm is a Deal Maker type of demon called the Aleores.

They have also been transferred :) Unfortunately I dont think we get to see what Tish looks like except maybe in passing 🤔

Yes...to some degree.

It is a game to some of them indeed lol. Also much can be said about human greed/folly/choices.

I will be real with you - questions about games are often hard for me to answer because I am not a gamer and more likely then not dont know anything about the game referred to XD;;

[an-au-blog]

A collection of my aus and posts:

Consider this a map for my blog for easier navigation and finding posts (will be updated when needed). Not all posts are linked but all posts are tagged.

:)

One Piece (they got too many lol)

shuggy

zosan

frobin

more!

even more!!

Trigun

Eye of Michael cigarettes

Beauty(s) And The Beast au (kinda)

Immortal! Vash

Dr Who au

Small town dr Eriks

Guardian x teacher au (1), (2)

Fast and not so furious au (1), (2), (3)

Dating app vashwood

greek mythology vashwood

Orpheus and Eurydice vw

ghost hunters au (1), (2)

thoughts (1)

reborn wolfwood (vw)

"Joline" vashwood

The witcher

bitter Jaskier

non-human! Jaskier

Superheroes

into the spiderverse Peter B and Miguel neighbors

spideypool soulmate au tropes

Horrid Henry

post-canon, (2)

Ralph thoughts

adoption

thoughts ok bg characters (1)

sketches (1)

hh band au

car accident

Henry and Peter's relationship

cowboys

Others

Hannibal coffee shop au

Stranger Things pining Eddie (1), (2)

Murther Sailor Moon au

chainsaw man akiangel incorrect quote

[vroomian]

for the alastor and hana meet when alive au, is lucifer even more pissed that alastor is able to have a significant other who cares so much about him, like enough to give up heaven for him? also i'm just imagining the vox alastor scene "You sure took your time lol I was starting to think you got into Heaven!" and vox's reaction if hana just goes "i did in fact go to heaven! and ofc you weren't there!"

Oh no Lucifer and Lilith aren’t divorced-divorced here, not yet anyway. This is set before canon. Lilith is still doing queen of hell things. Charlie is still a teenager. Lucifer has no idea who alastor is at this point. He finds it romantic and touching that Hana would give up heaven for her husband. Brings back memories that make him wistful.

(Lilith on the other hand: barely concealed contempt. To give up a just reward for a worthless man, and a sinner at that? Unthinkable. At least Lucifer was the best and brightest of gods creatures when Lilith married him.

Hana: wow. are you a movie theater with all that projecting you’re doing Ms queen of hell?

Hana: leave me and my lame sinner husband alone damn)

Oh yes alastor was absolutely giddy to see hana. After 50 years without finding her in hell, he’d actually resigned to the thought that hana was in heaven. Somehow. But then hana shows up! But on second glance she’s got — a halo??? Wings? Golden blood? (Of course alastor bites her first thing lol)

And hana is like heaven sucks the vibes were rancid and also your mom says hi and I love you. Or she would if she could remember you.

Alastor: what.

(Vox, having a mental breakdown: a WIFE?? HE HAS A HOT WIFE??? A HOT WIFE WHOM HE ENJOYS BITING?? (naturally) HES STRAIGHT????!!!? (No) IS THAT WHY HES NOT PICK UP WHAT IM PUTTING DOWN?? (It is not)

VOX: a hot wife who left heaven to be with him. How do I compete with that. this is the worst day of my life. including my own death and waking up in hell)

[askachocoholic]

describe your ideal winter aesthetic.

Definitely not an ice storm. I've always been a fan of a good snow, mug of hot cocoa, and warm cuddles with the one I love most.

[madefate]

He'd been out of the hospital for a little while now, finally starting to get back on his feet. It would still be some time before he was 100%, but no one else really needed to know that. Stolas was doing what he was supposed to do to get better; it didn't matter that he still had a few bandages on his injures under his clothes, so long as no one really touched him. He was fine, had to be fine. Besides, he had much more important matters to deal with. Blitz was coming over soon, and Stolas was going to give him the Asmodean Crystal he'd acquired for him. They'd established that this wasn't about the book, hadn't been for a long time, but with everything else that had been going on, that had kind of been it. Everything had just sort of continued, as though that hadn't been a revelation to both of them, as though it didn't change everything. Stolas was still apprehensive about this, even though it was something that needed to happen, officially, something they needed to talk about. Because while Blitz still had his grimoire, didn't have any other way to run his business, Stolas still held the cards. Giving him the crystal would help to change that, to fix it. To make sure that, if something did ever happen (not that he wanted it to, Satan forbid), Blitz would still be okay. Because that was what mattered to him, ultimately. But now he had too much time to think. What if Blitz had changed his mind and just took the crystal? What if he decided that all of this was too much work, that Stolas wasn't worth it? What if Stolas wasn't enough for him? He'd never been enough for anyone else; it was really only a matter of time before Blitz saw that too. No, they'd been through so much already; he had to believe that this was just another step for them, a bridge they needed to cross to move forward together. But even that doesn't keep him from anxiously fidgeting as he waits for Blitz, running through what he wants to say for the hundredth time. // @helldustedstories

❝ Sto - laaaas ! Guess what I have ! ❞

All things considered, today has been a good day. According to Moxxie, business is actually doing well, enough that some of those constant worries in the back of his mind have quieted down, at least for the time being. Enough that he's had a sliver of wiggle room in his brain to process things other than keeping I.M.P. afloat, tracking Striker down, and keeping an eye on Stolas' recovery.

Not that he begrudges any of it - honestly, it's been such a fuckin' whirlwind that he wouldn't have the time if he wanted to. But he - really, really doesn't. Today's beautiful out - the sun is red, the moon's going to be full tonight, their kill went off without a hitch, and this morning when he left, Stolas seemed actually better. Nowhere near a hundred percent, but a little healthier - more vibrant, smiling, a little less in pain.

It's a testament to how much work he's put in - how far he's come - and Blitz almost feels like this whole thing is a dream.

Honestly ? It feels like a cause to celebrate.

Blitz had practically been bouncing as he'd told everyone to head home early, all their work done for the day. He'd let Loona take the van back to the apartment - or wherever she wanted to spend her afternoon; he'd noticed the texts from Tex, after all - and had taken the train down to Lust. Honestly, he should have just started with Fizz - the candle shop was fine, and he'd found a whole bunch of them in the kind of floral scents that he always associates with Stolas - but everyone else's shit is totally subpar to Ozzie's.

He can't remember the last time he'd had this much fun with Fizz - with the air clear between them, with Fizz happy, healthy, extending every suggestion, responding to every joke with one of his own. It feels like something put back into place that he'd thought was shattered for good: whole, healing, not beyond repair. Plus, now he was in possession of the Dragon Driller 5000 - what a find.

Needless to say, he practically floats through the front doors of Stolas' home, freshly cleaned up, an entire treasure chest in his arms. He's aware that they're not quite at the point of getting back in the sack - they've been vigilant about it, no matter how torturous the wait - but they're so close that Blitz hopes Stolas appreciates the gesture of refreshing their toy box - and, of course, he has a few things they can make use of now: a new massage bar, some preening oil that Fizz says Ozzie swears by, the candles, some new clothes that run the gamut between hot and incredibly cozy.

He doesn't notice the way Stolas is sitting when he bursts into the bedroom, all smiles and big gestures and his tail flicking behind himself in anticipation.

❝ Listen, I know we still have, like, a week or two until we can get it on, but ! You've been doing so well, I thought I'd surprise you with a little detour to top up our fun box - I got the good shit, straight from Fizz which means it's straight from Ozzie, plus some goodies that we can break into right now - ❞ He hauls out the biggest candle - about the size of half himself, and grins expectantly -

And then blinks in the silence that follows.

Immediately, the pit of his stomach drops out. Something is wrong. The grin at Blitz's lips falls a little, eyes widening in concern - something happened, he dropped the ball, is Stolas hurt ? Is it Striker ? Is it some bullshit that he hadn't seen coming but should have been prepared for - ?

❝ Is ... everything okay ? ❞

[askthelostgrl]

if Santa were real and could grant you anything, what would you ask for?

Continued happiness and safety over my cousins is all I’d ask for. I worry about them a lot and want to make sure they’re always going to be okay. And a proposal to happen as well, but don’t get me started on that one!