#[ as always feel free to send me stuff

[starlight-eclipsed]

DPXDC Social Media AU

Fic below!

The video started, the camera focusing on the scene before it. A teenager’s bedroom was shown, decorated with posters of space and model rockets. It was deceptively normal, had it not been for fans pointing out that they weren’t labeled LexCorp, Wayne, or any of the other leading names in aerospace.

“Hey everyone!” The teen in question greeted, smiling at the camera as he waved. “Danny here! Sorry for the radio silence—two of my rogues decided to do a collaboration and kidnapped a bunch of people. My parents grounded me and took all my video games since I kinda trashed a bunch of their equipment saving them, so I finally had enough time to record this. Again, grabbing a smartphone from you guys’ dimension was absolutely the right call. Looking forward to when the ones here will get to that level and I can use mine in public.”

Sitting back in his seat, Danny waved his hands. Papers from around the room were pulled up in the air, showing a variety of news clippings, report cards, and event flyers from the last year. “Sweet, that worked! I know it’s been a year, but I’m still getting used to these powers. Anyway, today’s topic is: secret identities! Specifically how much they can suck sometimes.”

The papers drop as he spins in his chair and folds his arms.

“Okay, so I’m gonna start this by saying I only speak for myself. Your dimension has a ton of other heroes who have all kinds of perspectives on this kind of thing. It’s also not an invitation to start harassing your friends and coworkers if they pull any stunts like the ones I’m gonna talk about. Some people are just flaky, some have other things in their life going on that they don’t want to talk to you about. In the extremely unlikely chance that you’re right and the friend who keeps bailing on you is a vigilante, you should leave that shit alone. No matter how justified you are in getting upset that they don’t have the time for you, trying to expose them can kill not only them, but everyone they want to protect. Don’t do it.”

Clapping his hands Danny tilts his head to listen for something before continuing. “With that out of the way and my whole family leaving the house, let’s get to it. Going ghost!”

A flash of light marks the transformation, revealing Phantom at the end. He adjusts the camera so that he remains in frame as he now floats in his room.

“So if you’re new here, let me run through the basics. When I was fourteen, I died and came back wrong. No, I won’t go into the details—I don’t need any of you getting any ideas. I can appear as human, so me and my two best friends decided to keep it a secret from my parents, who are ghost hunters. The current arrangement is that I go out as Phantom to fight off aggressive ghosts when they attack, and the rest of time I try to lead a somewhat abnormal civilian life.”

“Onto the topic. Now, the main reason people keep their identity secret is so that their enemies can’t use it to hurt them. I…sorta do that? I mean I’d be in a lot of trouble if ghost hunters figured me out, and the government here kinda revoked my human rights so there’s that. But there’s no hiding from other ghosts. Not when we can sense each other. I’m just lucky for the anti-ghost hunter solidarity, it’s probably the only reason my rogues haven’t revealed my human identity to the world.”

He shivered dramatically.

“So, humans. People. Being a superpowered vigilante is all fun and games except when an attack happens during class. I don’t even ask to go to the bathroom anymore, the teachers gave up on stopping me,” He rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. “Don’t get me started on how many times I’ve gotten grounded or given extra detentions because I was busy stopping someone from torching a building or possessing someone to ruin their life in creative ways. I can’t just tell them why I wasn’t there, so I either have to act like an idiot who forgot that I have classes to attend or pretend like I was skipping on purpose. Which I was, but not like that, ya know?”

“Another thing! My grades have completely tanked. I used to be a straight A student, I needed to be if I wanted to be an astronaut. But no, I had to go and get myself killed, and now my biology is all messed up so I can’t even qualify for the physical if my grades were good enough. Which they aren’t, because now I spend most of my time brawling whatever ghost of the day. And like, sure. I could do my homework and study in the rest of the time I have that’s not spent sleeping. But that’s exhausting, and honestly I’d rather take the F than spend all my time working.”

He sighed, slumping down a bit in his chair.

“It just sucks. My sister is setting records on her exams, and I’m a few pity-grades away from being held back a year. At least now I can handle most of the regulars by myself, so I’m not dragging my friends down with me. They deserve better.”

Danny opened his mouth to continue, but was cut off by mist escaping his lungs. He groaned, using his telekinesis to put his room back in order (notably cramming his graded assignments behind his dresser) and reaching for the camera.

“That’s my cue. Here’s hoping I can handle whoever’s out there fast enough so I have time to get started on my book report. Over and out.”

The video ended there. For many, that would be the last they’d hear of what was speculated to be the best performance-style LARP series for a while. Fans would start analyzing the footage not in the comments section, which was disabled, but in a separate online forum.

However, there was one place, albeit less well known, that one Danny Phantom would respond in.

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Anonymous said

its good to see yuo posting again, but you looked really stressed. are you ok?

phantompaining

lol no

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metwise said

I completely agree with you on your recent video. Vigilante work is hard; I was lucky when I started out, and I still nearly died many times over. Don’t let your grades get to you, if your school system is anything like this world’s equivalent then it is based heavily on busywork. Next time you’re visiting this world, try looking into online schooling. There should be free resources online you can download and follow along at your own pace to supplement the classes you miss. So long as you score well on tests, you can make up for the homework grades.

phantompaining

oh ill have to look into that, sounds neat. not sure if ill get around to actually studying any of it, but its better than nothing. i cant wait for my earth to catch up with yours, online school sounds so much better

gottabeoakin

Ayo is that Red Robin? Why tf is he takin some kids larp so seriously

implusivefruit

bold words from the deathnote rp acc

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phantompaining

shoutout to my rogues, who beat the shit out of me, dropped some new ghost lore, then backed me up in fighting an army of the undead

also mech suits hurt like hell how does skulker do it

beetletakethewheel

Mech suits shouldn’t hurt??

phantompaining

my parents’ one runs on lifeforce

anyway if i had a dollar for every time i woke up somewhere i didn’t pass out in these last few days i’d have enough money to buy a burger

killmetwise 

How much do your burgers cost

phantompaining

(:

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phantompaining

when the hell did so many supers start following me where are you people coming from

superttk

‘why r there so many heroes’ says the hero on the hero site

01101001-01100011-01110101

its like the only anonymous platform left that doesnt suck

totallynotharleyquinn

Free entertainment <3

phantompaining

ok fair

phantompaining

wait a second

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coalminesinger said

Hello Phantom! I just wanted to check in on you after your last few posts. Did you enjoy your weekend off?

phantompaining

nope lol, technus escaped and I used one of my parents inventions to split myself to try and relax while handling the ghost issue and just made more work for myself

metwise 

#on the plus side my house is now on the beach #just in time for summer

You live in the middle of town???

phantompaining

yea putting it back is gonna be a pain

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phantompaining

ok this is gonna be a heavy one folks. like arkham asylum levels of shit. i just spent the last week with my family convinced i was going insane, and i need to vent

:readmore:

discowinginginging

That really really sucks, and I’m so sorry you had to go through that.

I went through a similar experience (only I was under the influence of a hallucinogenic drug that made me see, hear, and feel the villain in question, who wasn’t actually there). I was lucky enough to be on a team with someone who could read my mind and figure out what was happening, but if you can’t do that the next best thing is figuring out code words with anyone in the know. Obviously it’s not perfect, but some kind of word indicating that you feel like something is very wrong could save you a lot of trouble.

More under the cut.

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phantompaining

…that could work? ill have to talk to my friends about it, but it sounds good

#thanks #still cant believe so many of yall are following this

[starflungwaddledee]

[sketchehm]

Someone remind me in like 4 hours to take a picture of my charm board

It's filled with fan merch charms pft

[elfsyellowflowerzart]

oooh if you would like, maybe you could do my tundra Moraine!

Her ID is 26930335! She is fat, has horns that curve downward, extra fluffy ears, and her hat pushes her mane down! Feel free to take any liberties with her outfit too, she likes cozy sweaters and stuff (we don't have nearly enough sweaters on flight rising tbh)

thank you!

shes so cute i had fun drawing her!! you said cozy sweaters and no sweater is cozier than a turtleneck hehe

[vandalizedheart]

a lil late night reminder: no matter how you choose to run your blog, or how you may write your muse, you have a place here. as long as you're having fun and finding joy through having a roleplay blog, that's all that matters in the end. <3

[daenystheedreamer]

I think I’ve sent you an ask about lucemond before but I think it’s funny how now that their fandom has died down a good majority have migrated to being drarry shippers

Rlly funny as the mauraders part of the fandom hates them and I like observing mauraders fandom and lcmds like my little ants in a jar so it’s like my ants r fightiiingggg <3

yo drarry? i was soooo sure they'd convert to jegulus omg... thank you for the update i love researching fandom trends. also love observing marauders its extremely funny its the best case study of fanon ever i think. totally from whole cloth, bends to trends, changed over the years as fandom attitudes change. so funny. u can judge them based on how they deal with peter pettigrew its great (i truly believe that if fandom didnt hate fat people jeter would have beat out jegulus. but no its twink ukes all the way down!)

once the funeral is over ill be very happy to never have to see the word taoba ever again. god or their bunny luke or mermaid luke stuff. mermaid AUs are always SO horny in the weirdest way.... or having to see gifs of aemond misinterpreted. u guys do NOT understand him thats what offends me most. i HATE seeing his actions interpreted under the gaze of "he lusts for luke" like NO he has an inferiority complex and isnt over getting bullied or getting owned by a fortnite kid. god. worse than the daddy dom!aemond x reader stuff.... u will never understand his LAYERS!

[artistlara]

credits: X — X — X

[orangeshinigami]

ok so gonna do a bit of organizing on this blog to hopefully get things going on here once more. i will be dropping a few threads and deleting some stuff that's been in my ask box for too long, i apologize for that but pls don't let that discourage you from plotting / interacting with me-- a lot has happened in the past few months and rl stuff ended up pulling me away from here. :(

i do want to be more active on here from now on though, so i feel like dropping a few things and starting new ones is super necessary.

ALSO i've noticed a few people who are on my mains list have gone inactive or haven't plotted / written with me in a long time so i'm gonna be posting a new mains call soon!! until then, i'll be keeping @lockedtowers / @familiarache, @toomanydamnmuses, @glacialdeath & @adversitybloomed as my mains only, who are the ones that have either recently interacted with me and/or are close friends and i know for sure are still interested in writing with me (despite me being the slowest rp partner ever <3)

[glass-oranges]

The boys are back in town!

[freshsheadphones]

Reblog this if I'm allowed to send you random stuff in ur inbox !! (Mutuals only please)

[the-void-painter]

S̷̢̙͎͉̦͚̠̬̈o̴̳̝̹̅̓́̽r̶̦̳̩̱̺̈́͊̊̌͝ͅṛ̷̢̧͚̟̮̜̊̓͑̒̊͗̏y̴̧̿̌̂ ̶̞̺̃͗̄̌̀t̶̡͙̹͕͐͑͜͝ó̷͈̻̈́͜ ̶̢̨̹͔̞̤̼͐̎a̸̢̹͚̗̙͘n̸͖̟̤͋̍͑̾̏y̸̘͙̬͇̯̰͋̅̀̚ơ̸͙̂̈̃̂̑͒͠n̶̿̾̈̑̉͠��̱ë̸̜̻̙̹̟̤̱́ ̶̫̮̤͎̮̋̿͛̔͘w̵̞͓̗͉̻̭̦̼̾͋͝h̷̛͈̭̽̏͛̿́̽͜͜͠o̵̬̔̃͌̊͊̅ ̵̢̧̬̃̉ͅt̶̲̳͑̎̃̈́̀̚͠͝ä̴̡͇̺̉g̸̠̓͌̑̏̓ṣ̷̗͎̫̄́̽̊͛͌͘ ̴̜̟̠̊͒͛̃̒͝ḿ̸̡̥̣̙̘͉̑̈ͅê̵̺̘̱̬͋̒̉͜͝ ̵̛̘̝̯͚͉̥̒́͗̒̎͜͠ī̵͇̓ṋ̵͔͐ ̴̌ͅp̶̘͙̩͎͋̓̾̒̇ó̴̠̪͍͇̜̩̙̣̉s̴̛͍̗t̶̮̩̿̀̿̿͛͂̚s̷̼͇̒̕͠ ̶̧̱̻̎̏͊̓̒̾ä̴̛̗͙͚̱͉̠̬͓́͑̎́͘͝n̷͎͎̙̯̆̈́ͅḓ̸̰̥̏͂̌ ̵̨̰̠͗̉́͋͜s̴̨̛̳̮̬͖̺̫͛̔̑̽͛̐͜ẗ̸̛͕̻́̂̊̍u̵̮̩̰̩̞̦̐̃͝f̷͍̏̽̓̿͒f̶̺͚̮̼̄̑,̶̛̖̋̑̊̏̄̈́̂ ̴̢͖̹͚̳̹̺͋̑t̶̨̬͚̞̾̅̓̆̕͘͝ư̷̡̗̖̮̱̜͂̅̎̑m̷̖̐̂͗̓̈́̓̅͝b̶̡̙̼͔̙͈̓͐̿̓l̶̥͈͉̒r̴̞̖̼͈̭̭̀́ ̵̦̰̱̣͙̻͙̏̿̓́̍h̶̳̻͇̤͓̜̙̥͌́͂͛͋̇̒͘a̵̢͉̭͈̝͐̾̿̐̆͛̑͋ͅś̶̨̢̟̜̤͙͈̞̾̀̚ ̷̨͉͚͕̻̽̍̕͜d̷͖͓̐̑e̸̢̙̼͌́̏̈́̃͑͂͝c̷̤̘̽̆i̵͚̥͂̒̚d̷̨̳͙̈́̍̀̇̂̔͜è̷̡̪͎͕̻̔͛̌̌̍̊d̷͓͕̩̥̂̄̚̕ͅ ̸̫̜̝̊͂͗̾̿̎̎̕n̸͕̓͝o̶̹͖̺̜͗t̶̙͈̙͆ͅ ̷̖̤̬̝̟̙̬͇̌́̑̈́̾̑ţ̵̜͈̰̈́͛̋̈́ó̷͕͆̚͝ ̶̡̧̥̹̫͉͕̚s̴̨͖̰̦̍̈̐̐̈́͊̓e̷̩̣͉̒͑̅̕͠ͅṋ̴̛̝̗͙͓̰̖̦̂̌̆̋͒̈́͘d̸̖̠̮̻̜̺̥̔̈͗͋̿͑̽͜ ̶̟̘̠̈́͝m̷̰͇̣̘̽͊e̶͈̺͙̱̾͜ ̶̯̎͐̈̂̕͘n̶̼̼̪̘̋̐̀̓͜͜͝͝o̵̦͖̲̹̜̦͋̂ͅt̶͎̥̳͔̱̓̊i̶̢̧̠͖͍̩̅̉͆̅̉͌f̸̯̭͍̖͖̃͗͂̋̏s̸͚̾ ̴̫̰̦̦͉͍̤̝͆̌̽̓̋́̍̚f̴̞̣̄̈́́̏̈̀̕r̷̭̽̓̄͆̈́͗ǫ̶̡̩̯͚̰͕̬́m̵̢͓̫̥̤͎͌̈́̔̈͋̆̒̌͜ͅ ̸̨̜͖͓̎͑̏̎̿̒̓͘p̶͕̱͔̩̥̩̮͆̄̾̕͝r̸̢̛̅̃̋̆͆̋͌ẻ̶̫͒͛̽̒͗ţ̸̣͇̻͍̘́̏t̷̨̙̹͙̯̺̳̏̆̐͠ÿ̶̥̭̜̿̒̽̿̃̚͝ ̷͔̹̃̏͊̈͝ͅm̷̬͕̤̈́̒̒u̶̢͌̿̂͊̃̂̚c̸̛͓͆͂̈́͐͊̎h̵̙͉͔̙̾͆͆͐̉ ̶͙̬̯̈́̃́̊̀̄̈̃ͅā̷͎̰͈̣͈̣n̴̜̈́̀̀̑͘̚y̴̦̠̰̥̆̓͝ ̵̱̘̼̠͕̞̝̖̈́͌̾̈́̌ȏ̴͎̤͔͖f̶͔̹̬̫͆̈̋̑̆̐ ̸̢̢̲̥̹͇̻͓͂̄͋͆̀͒t̷͇̝̞̠̩̟͔̘͆͊͐́́͑̇̓ḧ̷̙̬̥̭̺̮̑e̶͎̳͐̽̿̊ṁ̵̛͈̥̜̤̙̦̜̓̍̒̋̚,̸̡̞̃̓ ̴̢̡̲̗̞͙̐̓͆͌́́͒̊á̸̙̎̀̎́̆͛l̷̙̜̩̩̼̬̿͂͂̚w̶͇̅̇̄̐̍a̸̻̹͜͠��̼̥y̴̡͖̮̭̟͑͌̆̐̊͝s̷̢̺̣̫̭̉̋͗ ̷̨̙̹̺̗̩̮̊̆̍̈́͜͝f̷͈̒̓͒̿́͝ẹ̵͙̳͍̩̬̫̱̈̈́ḙ̶͚͉̔̈̀͘l̶̨̙̒̓̓͛̀ ̴̜̞̠̹̠̮̠͌̌̈́f̷͐͋ͅr̵̺̖̲͈̔̃̊̈́͝e̴̙̦͗e̵̡̧͛͑́̏̄̃ ̸͓̟̒̔͆̌͊̈́̐t̴̫̳̹̼͇̖͎̝̊̀o̷̖̜̥̾̊͐͝ ̶̳͔̯̟̑͂̌ͅs̵̛̛͔̈̋͋̿͗̈́e̴̼͖̖̳͙̝̹̾̔̅̾̈́ņ̴̜̗̳͇̇ͅd̷̪̈́̄̆͐̑̕͠ ̵̨̥̝̗͐͐͗m̴̨̳̼̰̘͙̄̐ė̴̱̗̟̮̫͎͆̂̾͜ ̷̹̩̞̤̼̟̣̀̒͜p̶̰̻̱̹̊̾̆̃̕ǫ̷̧̱̦̅̊̍̿ṣ̸̲̱̲̭́͋͒̑ẗ̶̳́̉s̶̹̫͌̽͠ ̶̙̘̂͒͋̑̆̏͒͝ͅi̴̢̝̝͉̟̦̤̤̇n̸͉̞̲͌̄̈́ ̶̡̗̼̝͎͊́͒̌̾D̴̳̱̞̮͙̠̓̓̿̚M̴̧̠̯͎͚̫̣͔͑̓͒͝ṡ̸̡͈͉̱̻̄̿̀͂ ̴̛̰̖́͊̒̌ả̵͈̜̾̓̽̃̽͝n̶̮̺͕͋̈́͋͌̒̊͝ḑ̸̤̯͒̈͠͝ ̷̢͈̪̣́̎ş̸͔̠̺̜̮̈͒̍t̶̨̢͇͈͉̪͇͋ū̵̦̤͇͙̔̅f̸̡̻͕͙͖͑͂̍͋f̸̛͌̏͊̓̄̀ͅ ̴̢̢̢͓̦̹̭̼̀̕t̸̮͙̺̱̰̃ḧ̸͇̫͔̔̈́̿o̶̤͚͕̲͂̍͠

[churchbeam]

CHURCH ; 24 ; HE / THEY

white. tme. co-host of a DID system.

no terfs, zionists, or minors. this blog is mostly rvb, but i might post about other interests as well! please tag disordered eating & images of bugs if you can. more about me here! if you're on desktop, hover over the sidebar buttons for more links.

[kindred-spirit-93]

Sup, it's me Astron

I adore the idea of a reality TV show with the Olympians. Poseidon rambling underwater, but the only thing we get from him is bubbles - has to be my favorite. I love the idea of that gag

I'm currently taking a break from the Astral Train brainstorm asks, mainly because I have the memory of a goldfish, so I can't remember everything I've already told you - but if you have any questions please let me know! I hope everything is well!

ahahaha that would be my bad! ill get to them inshallah and then ill make a masterpost thingy because i am, much like my blog, a little very all over the place. i need to spring clean the place fr.

im something of a goldfish cracker memory owner myself (fun fact humans now have an average attention span less than a goldfish!)

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i am in fact a lil curious about the coup hera and athena kicked off (be it in the context of AT or the mythos whichever u prefer) if thats up ur alley :D

keeping up with the olympians!! muehehe perhaps i could take a few scenes from astral train and draw a lil comic >:)

in the meantime have a doodle of the olympian bros lol ft. a sopping wet poseidon bc i havent recovered from get in the water yet

slapped some colours on (dont look too close lol)

i had a bit of a brainwave w zeus' braids being zig zags like lightning, but the rest of his hair is neal illustrations'! also the idea was a sun bleached moment but idk it looks odd with the colours lol. glimmering gold (similar to heras in concept) and side burns lmao. i think hed prefer looking more youthful. do kings wear crowns? didnt know what kind of headpiece to give him. ignore his random earring pls

kickass poseidon! his hair is bluer here and he has a bit of a surfer tan thing going on lol? i think hed spend time on land/ near the surface a lot bc his love for the earth and leave amphitrite do most of the ruling and administrative work. he still lives in the palace but he doesnt like to be tied down to one place. she made him the necklace tho :) they have an interesting & unconventional dynamic i think.

hades my beloved, the idea of him being something of a nerd abt minerals and geology and all that good stuff is so funny to me i love it. his jewelry is gold but mainly precious stones. the eldest and most sensible. also the tallest (ha! take that zeus). i think he and persephone do each others hair, its like a bonding thing they have; she weaves gold into his hair and he picks flowers to put in hers. they als have an interesting dynamic. i love complex couples lol

poseidon with his hair down! classic wet strand of hair in his face bc hes going through it. his hair pin (not shown lol) is a lil harpoon hehe

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thank u for ur patience and see u in the next one >:D

[books4evermorr]

Logging back on to tumblr and having the same ask by 4 different mutuals is soo sweet cause

1) I am remembered ⁉️🤯😱

2) I get to list 20 songs instead of 5 😌✨

[stormyoceans]

https://x.com/luithcrewthe/status/1845015303471890485

They're trying to help you with 100 plots.

JIMMY CHANGING HIS ANSWER FROM DETECTIVE TO TEACHER BECAUSE THEY'VE ALREADY FILMED THE MOCK TRAILER FOR THEIR NEW SERIES WHERE HE'S GONNA PLAY A DETECTIVE SO TRUE (the orderlies coming in like sure grandma let's get you to your padded room)

i've actually looked up some pictures of the fanmeet on twitter and for some reason it's so funny to me that jimmy said this while wearing an outfit that made him look SO MUCH like an university professor I MEAN

(don't ask why i've saved this one particular picture. it's just..for science and stuff ;;;;;;;)

LIKE THE TURTLENECK AND THE MUTED GRAYISH GREEN OF THE ENTIRE OUTFIT JUST SCREAM DISTINGUISHED AND DEDICATED SCHOLAR SHAPING YOUNG MINDS TO MAKE THE WORLD BETTER

i actually LOVE the idea of jimmy playing a teacher, two of my favorite ideas for the 100 jimmysea series have him as one because i think it's a role that would fit him SO WELL, no matter which grade you put him in. silly kindergarten teacher taking care of kids? PERFECT. tired highschool teacher having to deal with teenagers? GREAT. hardworking professor shaping young adults towards a brighter future? AMAZING

having teacher jimmy paired with lawyer sea would be SO INTERESTING too, although im not sure if i would want something plotty for it (like jimmy having to hire a lawyer because he's been accused of something) or a slice of life kind of show like kinou nani tabeta where we just have them as an established couple going through their every day life

EITHER WAY SOMEONE AT GMMTV BETTER BE TAKING NOTES BECAUSE I NEED THIS COMBINATION OF ROLES TO HAPPEN

[nemo-in-wonderland]

NSFW ask:

Are mephistopheles and Aranea open to a threesome?? 😊😏/hj

NONNIEEEEEEE

Mephistopheles at the idea of sharing Aranea:

Aranea at the idea of sharing Mephistopheles

(good gods, I didn't realize how unhinged these two are. I adore it. Villain Couple at its finest lolololol)

Like, I am sorry. BUT THAT COULD NOT HAPPEN.

Mephisto would go apeshit at the idea of someone flirting with her.

Can you imagine the whole apocalypse (ok, not truly an apocalypse, this is just an hyperbole that I am using lol) he would cause if someone were to actually HAVE her, giving her pleasure and touching her in places that only HE is allowed to touch?

I mean, if you have read my previous posts about Mephistea, you might remember that Aranea has her heart taken straight out of her chest and frozen after her vengeance, because Halim's death caused her so much pain, she couldn't bear it (gods I need to finish the freaking comics that I have with Raphael fml. it kinda portrays this state and explain a bit more).

Well, Mephistopheles was actually the one that whispered in her ear about this solution, and the one that actually excised the heart from her chest, and is now keeping it in his religuary.

All because HE COULD NOT TOLLERATE that *anyone* could ever possess that heart, not even Aranea's dead husband.

That's the level of possessivity this Archdevil has for Aranea.

And Aranea, while not as explosive as her Lord Husband, she is sure as hell as possesive and territorial as he is, albeit a bit more reasonable. Like, to put in perspective: when it comes to Aranea, Mephistopheles would zap you first and then ask questions; Aranea, instead, would give the possibility to explain oneself, and maybe even give the possibility to defend oneself, but if the person trying to make a pass to Mephisto was serious in their intention and seriously intended to have sex with him (or worse make love, because Aranea does make that distinction), she would go after them with all the powers she has.

I like to imagine that both of them can actually be rational people IN GENERAL, but when it comes to each other and their love, they become the LEAST rational people in the entirety of Baator (and any other Plane of existence, for that reason).

So, I think that a threesome would not be viable in any way, shape or form, unless the person asking for it has a desire to be reduced to cinders.

BUT THANK YOU FOR THE QUESTION, NONNIE! <3

It gave me reason to actually ponder about it! <3

here, please, do have some fresh lemonade and some fresh fruit, as a thank you for this ask! <3