#[ WHAT AN EGG ]
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Ramon is the biggest Fitpac warrior ever it’s hilarious
At any point he can he will mention his dads gay ass crush on pac it’s so funny
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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.
the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.
i had like, fifteen raw eggs.
i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.
except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.
so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.
#i feel a kinship with that snake#would that i could be a simple tube#and eat my fill of eggs#but being a person is rather nice too#my wife is a saint#and i promise that most of the time she is the goblin and i am the Serious Guy#but i had a little pique of insanity and you know what it was my junior year of college#and i deserved to just go a little insane#you spent 65 hours a week being Rational and then you go home and eat like twenty raw eggs
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mimics
#chilchuck#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#my art#i thought ab coloring it but idk if im up 4 the challenge AHAHA#AND TREASURE BUGSSS#iactually really love the .idk what u would call it. in universe ecology HELPP idk laios facts ab#the bugs laying eggs in the mimics.devouring that thing..and now u have treasure bug chests <3 SOO COOL#and doesnt chilchuck think they r cute or smt :sob:
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This here is a ketchup lava lamp :)
#illustration#my art#artists of tumblr#ketchup#lava lamp#What is your opinion on putting ketchup on eggs??
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welcome reddit refugees
#reddit blackout#reddit#this is the vibe I’m getting#i don’t really know what’s happening but I thought this was funny :)#tumblr#oh egg?
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charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️
#WOW WHO WOULD HAVE FUCKING THOUGHT THEYD BE MY FAVORITES. THIS TOTALLY WASNT EXPECTED. NOT AT ALL.#i have lots of persona art its just uncolored dw#doing the shujin trio next i miss them so bad☹️☹️ also i need pegoryu content to stay sane and alive#anyway they're like. actually fucking insane 💀💀💀💀#like lawlight level toxic yaoi its so absurd#like i was like damn soukoku is intense WHO ARE THESE FREAKS#WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY LIKE THIS.#ACTUALLY FUCKING INSANE. LIKE EXTREMELY MENTAL AND SICK IN THE HEAD.#AKECHI IS A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH#god they actually make me so fucking AUAUAUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHH#i NEED to finish royal shidos palace GUTTED ME#they were initially so funny to me bc right off the bat you can tell how much of a FREAK akechi is just paraphrasing hegel#and being so ferevently obsessed with ren its like bro why is this guy straightup dickriding us for telling him we like our eggs well done#ANYWAY their dynamic always felt so sad to me bc it was akechi just desperately clawing for what ren had the entire time ☹️#and the more he realized how worthless he was in comparison the more mentally unhinged he became until he actually broke#me when the trope is “the love was there but it wasn't enough to save them” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 (FUCKING DEVASTATING)#ermmm anyway yea they're neat. ig#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#goro akechi#shuake#akeshu#lotus draws
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GLORY TO THE RISEN GODS
#everyone is obsessing over the new companions meanwhile me:#and yeah i drew these based off 3 dimly lit screenshots so they're probably inaccurate. do i care? no!<3#my art#dragon age#dragon age 4#dragon age the veilguard#da:tv#what is the correct tag. idk#evanuris#ghilan'nain#elgar'nan#<- i hope :)#alongside the egg on this game's roster of antagonists we have: eldritch horror lesbian and evil divorced father#absolutely obsessed with them#man they scene where they come out of the fade from behind solas has been replaying in my head nonstop since i saw it#also just wanted to point out that they said on the q&a that all ancient elves eventually go bald. but elgar'nan actually has hair in the#closeup. therefore i honestly think it's a skill issue on solas' part#also no one pay attention to the fact that i haven't posted art in like 5 months lol <3
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feeling lucky? ☆★☆
#i started and finished this today idk what happened#aventurine#aventurine honkai star rail#honkai star rail#hsr#honkai#hsr aventurine#kakavasha#zoom in for lil Easter eggs(?)#:3
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edit (10/23/2024) now that the poll is over: Original version, with 10 questions, from April 2023 here
And, given that the original is from April 2023, that means I can very easily say:
No, this was not an ISAT reference!
Just because I use parentheses and 2nd person pov and love the same concepts of what a time loop can do to a person doesn't mean it's ISAT
(Yes, I like ISAT, the original poll is why I was recommended the game! But if you look at the original, you can see all the origins of the options to choose from, including what spurred me on with the moss option from the replies)
If I were going to make something for ISAT, I would never be so vague, you can simply look at my ao3 for proof of that
#egg speaks#writing#polls#my writing#egg writes#my polls#poetry#time loops#listen I want to run this again#time loop poll#<- check that tag on my blog for the original 10 option version lmao#unreality#you know I didn't think I'd get fed up with people making isat jokes about this#I thought it'd be like oh hey neat same hat#we both like the same game#but people keep going “oh this is JUST an ISAT reference”#as if it's not a genuine work of creativity I did myself. it feels a bit devaluing#“op you played isat” yes but that came after the original!!!!!#I KNOW it's not meant like that but I want people to engage in my work as its own thing. you can make jokes about similar media!!!#but this is it's own thing!!!!#I want people to like it for what it is. I want people to enjoy it outside of other media. I want it to stand on its own#I'm flattered someone said it was good enough that they think it could be narration from the game and read just as well!!!!#but like. idk. all the other medias popping up (pmmm. orv. higurashi. etc) aren't people calling it a /reference/#if I wanted it to be an ISAT reference I would have tagged it originally. I would have targeted it toward ISAT fans more intentionally.#I love fanworks but this was an ode to time loops alone. I wanted people to think. to have to CHOOSE. I wanted PARTICIPATION#time loops as a narrative and as horror and as a group activity via polls on tumblr. also s/o to the person who said 40 hr work week so tru
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Egg Bread
#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd art#bsd dazai#bungo stray dogs dazai#bsd kunikida#bsd fanart#my art#he ate Kunikida’s food I think lol#help what is this#kunizai#I made an egg sandwich the day after I drew this
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MY EGG ???????????????????????????
#stardew valley#stardew valley alex#alex stardew valley#stardew alex#alex stardew#sdv alex#alex sdv#sv alex#alex sv#stardew#sdv#sv#my art#sdv farmer#stardew valley farmer#WHYD HE FUCKNIG EAT M EGG LIEKT HAT WHATS WROMNG WITH HIM?????I SCREAMED#nvm i need to study him in an enclosure behind the bushes#also i havent drawn a comic in so long. sorry im so rusty i gave up so i can go back playing stardew sorry
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Thinking about his wings
#he definitely has them#I wonder what he thinks of his new form (I imagine he digs it)#also wanted to try designing the egg bois#they hatched out of their shells like little hardboiled yolks and egg whites#but also golden egg motif#and top hat halos#I had so much fun with this#hazbin hotel spoilers#hazbin hotel#sir pentious#hazbin hotel fanart#my art
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Bonus questions: how many eggs are you getting? What are you having with them? What would you like to put on top?
#boring text posts#food#eggs#I of course would LIKE over medium eggs but I know what's going to happen (they are going to give me an over easy egg)#(they are trying their best and have a lot of orders to get out)
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heiress eternal
#so many thoughts about her#the handmaid#the handmaid homestuck#homestuck ancestors#damara megido#homestuck#egg art#according to hussies book aradia was in contact with the handmaid to receive game instructions#which is interesting considering megidos can speak to the dead and the handmaid is one of the few ancestors alive#so either handmaid channeled a dead aradia or future aradia channeled a dead handmaid#handmaid could of also just manipulated the timeline to make sure aradia was the catalyst for the game being played#or something less more or equally complicated#and without this we just have to assume its maid powers allowing aradia to have flawless instruction of what to do or shes just a#level 3000 gigabrain girl genius at 13 years old#and instead of putting that interaction in the story we got. the dancestor flashes#so im a little miffed about it really
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the BEST new pokémon in gen 9 btw are these two sanrio reject ass mice that count as one pokemon together
but they they silently evolve from level 25+ into the exact same two mice but now they have 1 or 2 kids with them. literally you open your party to discover that these two mice FUCKED in their pokeball and have now sprung their kid(s) on you
#pokemon#pokemon sv spoilers //#sv spoilers //#tandemaus#maushold#THE SECOND EVO IS. A PUN ON HOUSEHOLD!!!!#but yes they’re my favourites from this gen so far#poyo.txt#ok to rb#like yeah sure the dex says the children only ‘’might’’ be related#but they still don’t know where eggs come from. we know what happened#also i named mine Nuclear because they’re a nuclear family
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got into bg3 a few months ago and it's about time i inflicted my astarion posts on tumblr. i sure post about him a lot. you'll never guess who my favourite character is. that's right! it's gale
#it's just easier to clown on astarion because of who he is as a person#i realise that's wild to say because gale is like the manifestation of the very concept of being shoved in a locker#idk what to tell you. that's my boyfriend. astarion is easier to throw eggs at because he cannot see them on himself to clean it off#bg3#rookposting#astarion
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