#[ THAD PLEASE HELP THEM. PLEASE- ]

[dementedspeedster]

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Accepting || Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter. @avisxe || @volucerrubidus

Thad shoots a pointed look at Dick, almost even scrutinizing him for a second before his eyes flick over to his own Tim and then back to Dick looking a bit more bashful and embarrassed than before.

[junespriince]

at least he has employment

i want to be a bartender

[junespriince]

Barry: happy pride month my gays!! *Gives gay cake he baked to his kids for breakfast*

Them: thanks... Ig????

Wally: happy pride to you too dad.

Barry, confused: thanks kid, but I'm not gay.

Wally, drops fork and looks at him: are... Are you sure?

Barry: very, I'm straight and I love Iris.

Bart: are you sure about that?

Ace: sus in chat.

Wally, dealing with homophobic Dick: not here too

Iris: does Hal know?

Thad: does Leonard know!?

Barry: I'm not gay with them tho, I mean sure I give Hal a good luck kiss, and Leo had us a nice little picnic last Tuesday but that's just friends being friends.

Wally, slowly dying: how does this happen!? How!? Okay writers I get it I suffer for funnies but why this!?

Thad: tsk tsk, you broke Wally.

Bart: that's just.... Bad...

Iris, wipes dawn little baby face: honey....

Ace: is your straightness in the room with us?

Barry: but.... Wait, you mean— oh God, Iris I didn't know I'm so sorry i—

Iris: babe, no, I'm sorry I just assumed we were in a ploy relationship,,,, do you want to have some time to think about this?

Barry: please?

Iris: okay, go on and take your time, run it out, Wally, baby, you'll be helping me with the twins

Wally: yeah, sure, just let me text a few people real quick.

Bart: and I thought I was bad at this. Kon owes me 50 bucks now.

[dragons-hoard-of-fandoms]

(Murder Drones Episode 7 spoilers!)

THEY CHANGED THE INTRO V IS OFFICIALLY DEAD FUNERAL'S ON THURSDAY

Cult. It's a cult. This is definitely a cult. They probably don't even realize it but it is undeniably some kind of cult.

Nori what are you doing. Nori why are you like this.

The cross is a USB??

They're keeping the Drones themselves in the lockers??

Of course the unpaid intern whose opinion doesn't matter is the only one with any sympathy for them.

Pink Solver core?? SOLVER LIZZY?!?

Ah great, the Envy shippers are gonna be using this as "proof" that he's still in love with V.

HE IMMEDIATELY APOLOGIZED HE LOVES HER SO MUCH

Tessa. Stop. I was willing to give you the benefit of a doubt but you're not doing yourself any favours.

And now she's being racist. Way to go.

"The power of a black hole in the palm of my hand."

SEE TESSA ALL YOU DID WAS MAKE EVERYTHING WORSE

THEY'RE BACK THAD AND LIZZY ARE FINALLY RELEVANT AGAIN

Did they change Thad's VA? He sounds different.

Was that V? Is she already back?

N BABY NO DON'T SAY THAT YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS

Eldritch V??

I can't wait for people to meme about his perfectly cut scream there.

Not going near the corpse. Smart move.

Cyn stop. Cyn stop. CYN STOP PLEASE I'M BEGGING I WANT YOU TO BE SYMPATHETIC

She hugged him. That's probably a good thing, right? That's probably proof that the real Cyn is still in there somewhere, right? THAT PROBABLY MEANS SHE MISSES HIM AND IS GENUINELY SORRY RIGHT

Nothin' like a good old-fashioned Robot Uprising Apocalypse, eh? In other news, Skynet is suing the Solver for copyright infringement.

Those admin privileges comin' in handy. Unfortunately they don't do much in the physical world.

Uzi has absolutely no reason to be crawling and scuttling around like a creature right now except for the simple fact that she wants to. Never change, little gremlin.

Oh I don't think you should watch that. N was right, y'know, there's probably stuff down here you don't wanna see.

Why does this remind me of the garbage maze in FNaF Security Breach?

Okay so it's not some kind of disembodied Solver Lizzy core. Don't blame me, the lights looked pink before and the cat ears headphones reminded me of Lizzy's bow.

Familiar?? Nori??? DID N ACTUALLY KILL YOU AND WHY AREN'T YOU BRITISH/MOMMY LONG LEGS

Khan? A hunk? In the words of Professor Membrane, NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE!!!

"How do you know my daughter?" "Well y'see, it all started when we tried to kill each other..."

Oh it was J. Is it bad to say I'm kind of relieved?

Are we getting the cool edgy Khan from the concept art??? Bro why are you so nonchalant about it being the end of the world.

INB4 people go frame-by-frame through the list looking for the most Russian-sounding name and say "THERE, THAT'S DOLL'S DAD"

Tessa was that really necessary? You're giving really bad vibes right now.

Patch? So the Solver can be removed? And she knows? Again, major bad vibes.

*FNaF 2 Foxy jumpscare*

I'm starting to suspect Yeva either can't or chooses not to talk.

Is she saying the Solver wiped her memory of the labs? I guess that would explain a few things.

N being so polite and cute as always.

What do you mean, "found its way back?" Where did it go? Is the timeline completely wrong? Did it start on Copper-9 then go to Earth then return to Copper-9? I'm so confused.

Nori why are you so casual about the prospect of your own daughter being a planet-eating eldritch abomination. This is exactly why I'm worried about the fandom giving you the Rose Quartz treatment.

I told you not to watch it, Uzi.

Welp, so much for Doll. Consider this karma for killing V. But "fight back?" Does that mean it can be resisted?

So now we know where Uzi gets it from.

Tessa no. Tessa stop. Tessa STOP. TESSA STOP YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING TO PRETEND TO HELP ANYMORE

YEAH N SAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

Whoa, didn't see that coming. No face reveal?? Does that mean she really is a Drone???

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET THEM BE HAPPY

Imagine meeting your daughter for the first time and she's currently being possessed by an eldritch abomination masquerading as her boyfriend's dead sister.

Every time I think this episode's about to end on a cliffhanger it doesn't.

EVEN WHEN SHE'S BEING POSSESSED BY AN ELDRITCH ABOMINATION MASQUERADING AS HIS DEAD SISTER HE WOULD RATHER DIE THAN LET HER BE HURT AND IT WAS ENOUGH TO SNAP HER OUT OF IT FOR LIKE HALF A SECOND HOW COULD ANYBODY SAY THEY'RE NOT IN LOVE

Oh no, now people are gonna write fics about Nori being vored by her own daughter.

"Hang out" is code for "date." "Hang out" is code for "boyfriend and girlfriend." "Hang out" is code for "madly in love with each other." "HANG OUT" IS CODE FOR "WE MAKE SWEET AND PASSIONATE LOVE TOGETHER EVERY SINGLE NIGHT WE'RE ALREADY PLANNING THE WEDDING AND I'M GONNA WEAR THE DRESS AND WE'RE GONNA NAME OUR KIDS GLOCK AND BAYONET"

Literally smacked the sense back into her.

Imagine meeting your mom for the first time and you don't know who she is and she's a gross little fleshy crab-spider-thing similar to what your boyfriend's jerk boss turned into so you punt her into a bottomless pit and she makes a dodgeball noise.

LOOK AT HER REACTION SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT "HANG OUT" IS CODE FOR SHE JUST DIDN'T REALIZE HE THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY TOO

My last two brain cells while watching this episode. Now would be a really good time for you two to kiss.

Oh good gosh she's not dead. Okay it wasn't at all necessary to put your head on backwards.

CYN IS HUMAN NOW??? OR IS SHE WEARING TESSA'S BODY LIKE ENNARD DID WITH MICHAEL

NO JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE ALREADY

Sorry J but you're still not plot relevant yet, you're not allowed to participate.

J: *sees the railgun* *has war flashbacks*

UZI YOU CAN'T SACRIFICE YOURSELF RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM AND TELL HIM TO "DIE MAD" AS YOUR LAST WORDS THAT IS LITERALLY NOT OKAY

*Uzi falls* *screen fades to white* *UNDERTALE*

The Void???

Glitch I beg of you please don't make us wait another half a year for the next episode. And Liam please don't let it end after one season.

[rory-multifandom-mess]

Hi! Hello! I hope this ask finds you well.

I humbly request Uzi x Sam with the prompts 13 & 19, please!

HOLY SHIT. FUCKING BASED.

13. “The way I feel when I’m with you” and 19. “I can’t stay away from you.”

Genre: Fluff

(This is kind of like an “Episode 4 except nothing goes wrong” type thing. Canon is soup)

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Sam laid against the snow by the edge of the frozen lake, flat on his back with his arms spread to his sides. He held a magnet in one hand as he spaced out, staring at the surprisingly clear night sky, his eyes half-closed and full of tiredness.

His mind was a buzz and foggy due to the effect of the magnets. He didn’t mind the fog. It felt warm and blissful, forgetting where he was.

Through the buzz and fog of his mind, a faint thought managed to get through. Thoughts about the purple kitten that came into his life weeks before. His brows furrowed a little, struggling to remember her name.

Wasn’t it a type of gun? Or maybe it was something else… No, no, it was definitely a gun.

“Uzi!” He said, a little too loudly as he remembered her name. He didn’t care to look around and make sure no one was nearby.

He faintly remembered the times they would hang out in the library and doodle together. Through all of his memories, laid unevenly and covered in oil and mist, his memories with Uzi were the clearest, void of the fog of his usual state. Those were times he was truly happy, the smile spread across his face genuine and joyful.

His heart fluttered at the memories, a gentle smile tugging at his lip. Uzi was always so sweet to him. She really wasn’t that bad once you got to know her.

Suddenly, he felt something nudge his side. He turned his head and looked up—

“Uzi?” Sam asked, his eyes opening fully in surprise.

“Finally! I’ve been calling your name for two minutes!” Uzi complained, placing her hands on her hips.

“Oh… My bad,” Sam said groggily, putting his head back down.

Her gaze softened as she sat down next to him.

“I heard you call my name,” She said, giving him a mildly concerned look.

He glanced back at her. “Oh yeah. S’ cause I was trying to remember your name. Mind fog. You understand.”

She huffed. “Those magnets aren’t good for you.”

Sam shrugged. Uzi shook her head. Silence fell over the both of them, the only sound coming from her fidgeting with her jacket. They sat in comfortable silence a lot, and Sam didn’t mind it. He liked the comfort.

But then he heard Rebecca squeal and he looked up, watching as N stopped her from falling onto the ice.

“…Hey, Zi?” Sam asked, stealing the nickname he heard Thad call her often.

“Yeah, Sam?” She asked, looking at him.

“Why aren’t you over there with your friends?” He asked plainly.

Uzi opened her mouth and closed it a couple times, struggling to string together her words as she began to blush.

“…You, uh… Looked… lonely,” She said slowly, smiling nervously.

“…You’re a bad liar, Uzi.”

Uzi sighed and hung her head. “I’m that obvious, huh?”

Sam nodded.

“Okay, okay, fine,” She started, “I just… I felt…” She trailed off, thinking. “I felt left out. And when I saw you, I knew you would talk to me and hang out without caring, so… Y’know…” Uzi explained, glancing away, embarrassed.

Sam smiled softly, moving his hand and resting it over hers. “Hey, man, I got totally get that.”

Uzi smiled back at him, wishing she could hold his hand for real.

“I guess you could say I can’t stay away from you, huh?” She asked sarcastically.

“Aawww… You like me that much?” He teased, sitting up on his arm.

“B-bite me!” She exclaimed, yanking her hand away from his and crossing her arms.

Sam laughed at her reaction, rolling onto his side so he could face her. Though he stopped laughing, his smile never faded, just staring up at her.

She opened one of her eyes and turned her head to look at him. She couldn’t help but smile back. They sat there, lovingly looking into each other’s eyes, feeling butterflies in their stomachs.

Then, Sam spoke up again.

“…Uzi, can I ask you something?”

“Yeah?”

Sam watched her expression closely. Then, he sat up, turning to give her his full attention. She looked surprised and caught off guard, glancing at his magnet which now lay in the snow, out of his hand. He took her hands in his and looked into her eyes, almost as if he was fully sober.

“Will you go out with me?”

Uzi tensed and gasped, her eyelights hollowing.

“What?”

“The way I feel when I’m with you… it’s something I haven’t felt since my family died,” He began to explain, sincerity etched in his tone, “Joy. Genuine happiness that I haven’t felt in forever. Most of my memories are hazy because of the magnets, but the ones with you… They’re the clearest.”

Uzi stared at him, completely awstruck by his sudden profession of love, his expression full of sincerity and adoration and love, a love she had never experienced.

“Please, Uzi. Will you go out with me?” He repeated, squeezing her hands gently.

She glanced away from him, her brows furrowed. Then, she smiled, looking back at him and nodding slightly, tears pricking her eyes.

Sam smiled back, pulling her close and placing a soft kiss on her lips. She seemed to melt in his touch, curling up against him. He held her close, cuddling her.

“I love you,” He said softly, closing his eyes.

She didn’t say it back. Sam was okay with that. From the way she leaned against him, he could tell she loved him back.

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This took forever and I am so sorry. I hope you enjoy!! One more request left and then I’ll hopefully get more 😼 (These are super fun to do and great practice)

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Prompt Post! Lizzy x Doll; "Stay with me forever"/"Because I love you!" N x V; "I thought you didn't want me"/"Why haven't you kissed me yet?" V x Thad; "I'm in love with you" V x Thad "I missed you so much"/"I can't stay away from you" N x Thad; "Can I kiss you?" N x Thad; "I want you. Only you." V x Thad; "I thought you didn't want me." Sam x Uzi; "The way I feel with you"/"I can't stay away from you." <- You are here! Uzi x Thad; "Please don't leave me"/"I'll always love you" N x Thad; "Please marry me"/"Why haven't you kissed me yet?" N x Uzi; "You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen"/"I'm better when I'm with you" J x Thad; "Please don't leave me"/"I'm better when I'm with you."

(It was such a struggle to get this in because my laptop is being so fucking slow </3)

[suzukiblu]

may I ask if you have any fic recs handy?? dw if not

Hmmm, well, let's see, what have I read recently that I especially liked . . .

. . . oh okay yeah I got way too into this, lol. wELP, such is life!!

Eyes Like Kryptonite, by dragonez. Supercorp. Lena Luthor gets an either time or dimensionally-displaced Kryptonian on her balcony who inexplicably seems to think a Luthor can help him, and then she has to deal with that. Kara does not love this development (but definitely loves Lena) and Conner just wants to get home to his family.

I Want It That Way, by WynterSky. TimKon. I cannot even explain to you how good this fucking fic is. Just--TimKon, but make it 90's. Why are you still here? Go read it. Go read it NOW.

Catherine/Bruce Medieval AU, by iselsis and PotatoLady. Catherine/Bruce, past Catherine/Willis. What it says on the tin, and also omegaverse. I am WAY too into this fic, hah, "Bruce saves Catherine and takes in her and Jason both" is so, so small a genre but so, so GOOD a genre. [ tw: past rape ]

You and me and them. Let's be pack. Let's show the world we chose each other, by Ace_of_Hearts4444. TimKon. Tim finds out Kon is a newly-presented stray omega in an AU where being packless is a Big Fucking Problem and Young Justice has some fucking FEELINGS about that fact.

The tale of a cat who stole a diamond boy, by Ace_of_Hearts4444. TimKon. I'm not really into "Tim is Stray/Catlad" AUs, but I am VERY into this TimKon concept. Also, like yes, obviously Tim is exactly unhinged enough to do this.

in the shadows, by Kieron_ODuibhir. Batman was Bruce Wayne's imaginary friend, but now he's Dick Grayson's. I could cut a bitch for more of this concept, oh my GOD. 💔

A Hummingbird Suspended, by poisonivory. Thad/Match. Thad gets out of the Speed Force and wants to fuck shit up, but unfortunately Match is very attractive and has even more unfortunately grown some morals.

Gut Feeling, by Ao3time. Lois finds a superclone in a lab and welp he's hers now. No takebacksies.

With Violet Light, by Evilpixie. Jason Todd wants to blow up the Batmobile and ends up a Star Sapphire. There's, uh, an adjustment period.

This isn't how things are supposed to go. But we've always been unorthodox., by RenkonNairu. Superbat, TimKon. Kryptonian omegas are not the same as human ones, and human alphas are not the same as Kryptonian ones. And therefore Bruce Wayne and Tim Drake are having a fucking time of it with Clark Kent and Conner Luthor, and Lex is just doing his damnedest to ruin as much shit as he possibly can. [ tw: rape ]

Talk That Slick Talk, by thebodydies. Kenan/Kon. Kenan meets a weirdly friendly stranger who's apparently trying to pick him up. Kon is literally just wearing fucking glasses, man. Also I desperately need more of this pairing, especially in this interpretation, please and thank you. [ this is just smutty kinky smut and you should immediately go bask in it ]

( annnnnd not-DC-but-still-superheroes bonus round!! )

I wanna be that guy (the girl under you), by Stackthedeck. SpideyTorch. Peter Parker/Johnny Storm + kink = gender?? [ more kinky smut for you to go bask in!! ]

[energys-writing-corner-ig]

Main blog is @energylessartist

Idk how to write so expect a lot of bs

This exists cuz I wanna write an au eventually and all I know is I want Jhad for some reason in it

Was suggested I do Jhad oneshots for the time being

Plz help me lol

Might redesign some characters a bit - V and J first tho probably

Please send me your headcanons! I love stealing them!

Feel free to send me art - or suggest/offer other pfps at any time, I haven't fully settled on one yet

I am on mobile so notifications do sometimes just get eaten-

> current project: character traits lists - canon and current headcanon. Feeling disillusioned with this :l

> next project: how tf do I do a hyperlink list? Idk. I'll find out.

Additional stuff under the cut lol

Gonna make a short list of what I've got I think:

MD Siren au - centered around my oc with the current nicknames Siren and Mouse but no official name yet

MD HD Thad - Thad is a Disassembly/Worker Drone hybrid!

MD Drone Tessa - Tessa was always a Drone - she was literally built to be how she is?

MD Eldritch Phoenix - the AS of canon ends up in an alternate timeline as a Drone baby/child on Copper-9 after losing to Uzi - what shenanigans will I put them up to??

MD Murder Puppy - Uzi (or someone else) finds a discarded and deactivated N somewhere and manages to reactivate him - with new code and admin perms that make him a protector to the Colony rather than an attacker of it!

MD: Ghost Codes - co-op project with @15depressedducks (ha, get tagged èwé)

MD: Solvent - something isn't as it seems... and someone else is pulling the strings

MD: Poverty - someone else adopts the original Host of the Absolute Solver... who are they and what will happen?

[radioactive-earthshine]

Thad/Preston: Preston visits his extremely homophobic maternal grandparents for a week and is terrified, cue protective Thad who shadows him while Preston grapples with his conflicted feelings around his mother, being a closeted bisexual teen in a relationship and his shaky relationship with his father. Meanwhile Thad also experiences his own introspection on family, rejection, love and rage. Content Warnings will be extreme queer phobia, conversion therapy and general domestic horror. Preston POV fic: This is a lighthearted fic following a day in the life of Preston as he attempts to make a documentary about Impulse... with Bart as his help. He already got Impulse to agree to an interview (a quick one) and Waid was supposed to help him, but when Waid gets an allergic reaction to a sheet cake gone wrong it's up to Bart to help his best friend. Surely he can be in two places at once, right? Right?

Bart and Thad make a tree house: It was a tree house that technically should have been for Bart's friends but every time they all tried to do it, something went wrong and they had to stop. Not this time. Who would have thought that building a tree house would have been so bonding with your twin brother. Kon and Bart as camp counselors: Bart and Kon made a list of all the things they missed out on not having a real childhood, over the course of two years they slowly began scratching them off and have come to one that is foiling them; go to summer camp. They're both too old to attend one as themselves, but they're not too old to have the experience as counselors to a bunch of rambunctious pre-teens in the middle of Kansas. Oh, by the way, there's a monster or something in the woods that they need to deal with on the down-low.

KonBart Angst Fic: Bart was in a coma for weeks after his scout died and Kon blamed himself. Basically this deals with more of his grief and guilt and rage at the situation while Bart is unconscious. Bonus: a hard talk with John Henry. Farmboy Punk: Kon finally has a civilian ID so now all he needs to do is learn how to keep his mouth shut and be normal. Who would have thought that was so hard, if only there was someone else who went through the same thing as he did... Involves Bart and Kon bonding as two people who recently were displaced and are now both living in Kansas and grow closer in ways they might not have ever thought they could as friends... or maybe something more? I want to start working on one of these by Wednesday so only 24 hours of voting.

Final vote does not guarantee I will work on it etc etc etc

[lucerothings1]

Can you do a power bottom Cesar (from on my block) trying to help his best friend with his homework but things get Steamy between them two

Warnings: gay sex, top reader, bottom Cesar, oral, cowboy position, Spanish word.

Summery: you ask for help from Cesar on your homework and things get steamy.

“Hey Cesar can you come over to my house later I need help with some homework” you asked your best friend Cesar as he was with his friend in setting at lunch “um yeah man I’ll go later after school to help out as much as I can” “yeah okay thank you so um I’ll meet you at my car after school so you don’t gotta drive up there” “Okay man see you soon” “Okay thank you again” you said as you walked away to your next class.

The final bell had finally rung so you had walked to your car now just waiting on Cesar to get out of class. “Hey Cesar over here man” you waved to Cesar from where you were parked. “Hey um my brother came so I’m just gonna let him know that I’m gonna go with you okay” cesar told you as he walked other to his brothers car window.

You where actually surprise to see Cesar had a fat ass you’ve never really ever put attention to his ass but now you had and relished it was big as you felt yourself get hard so you took off your plaid shirt and tied around your wait as yoh where now left only in your tank top.

As he had a pleased look on his face as he now walked his way back to you as his brother sent you a look as you waved at him hello and goodbye at the same time.

“He said it fine just kinda Pissed I didn’t let him know so he wouldn’t have to come all the way over here” cesar said to you as he opens the car door to get inside “okay then you ready” you said to Cesar as he put his seatbelt on he then nodded in response as you drove off to your house.

“Okay where here” you said to him as you both got out and he followed you into your house “Um the living room is just to your right” you said as you closed the door after Cesar entered “Your parents not home” “Um yeah no their not in town there visiting family and I didn’t want go so I stayed alone” you said as you walked to the fridge getting some waters.

“That’s cool at least” cesar said as he took a seat on the couch as did you to his other side “ Yeah I guess your right” you responded as you got your books out and he did his to show you his notes.

“Okay so what you need help with” “yeah um algebra” you said to Cesar “okay well I’m good at it thankfully” he said responding to you with a grin.

It had been about 30 minutes now and you couldn’t seem to focus from the beginning only thinking about how big Cesar’s ass was when you saw it early. “Hello earth to M/n he said as he snapped his fingers in front of your face “Um what.”

“Are you okay what’s on your mind” he said looking at you “nah it’s nothing” “yeah but your not learning anything so what’s the point of his if you can’t focus” he said sounding upset.

“I’m just distracted okay” you said heavy “distracted by what” “I don’t know I just am” you said helpless and holding back from telling him anything “ okay I’m your sure no one’s gonna come over today” cesar said to you looking into your eyes “um no nobody will why” “Because if distracted is what you are then lets help you focus on something better” he said as he pushed aside the books and got onto of your lap as he begun to kiss you.

As your hand traveled to his ass while you started to feel his fat ass you had been day dreaming of for so long now you had your hands on it. “Mm fuck yeah papi touch my ass” he moaned out as he broke the kiss pushing you into the couch more.

As you both now where heavily making out on the couch you Thad now unbuttoned his pant and reached your hand underneath his pants and underwear now having his hot ass literally on your hands as he pulled off your shirt on your waist and pulled off your tank as you pulled of his leaving each other now only Pants.

As you kicked off your shoes and so did he you had now laid him on the floor as you ripped off his pants and underwear at once and you pulled off your as well as he steered fully onto your rock hard cock spring free from your underwear.

As he pushed you to the ground and begun to leave your chest full of marks as he reached to what was now in his mind your cock. “ you gotta big pene here papi” he said as he  dived to your cock as he began to deep throat your cock causing you to moan.

“Ah-oh fuck you sure do know how to work on a cock don’t you Bebe” you said to him as he grabbed a handful of his hair as you begun to fuck his mouth with your cock as you heard him gagging.

“Oh fuck I’m gonna cum” you yelled as he throated your cock now having his nose at the base of your cock as he swallowed you load.

“Oh fuck I love your pene papi” you said heavily once he finished sucking you dry “I need your dick up my culo papi porfa” he said to you as you nodded in excitement for having his ass.

“Espera I’m gonna have to eat that first” you said as you pushed him down and lifted up his legs as you begun to lick and eat his ass like a wild hyena. “Oh fuuuckk papi yeah eat my culo” he moved out as he pushed your head down even more on to his ass as you begun to fuck him with your tongue.

“Oh fuck Bebe can’t wait to have that culo of your for myself” you said as you laid on the flower as your back rested on the couch as he climbed up again on your waist.

“Oh fuuuckkkk yeah papi put that big pene inside me” he moaned as you lined up your cock with his hole as he you felt his hole suck up your cock as he begun to ride it right away.

“OH FUUUUCKKK YEAH PAPI FOLLAME YEAH FUCK ME” he said as he begun to fuck him self on your cock as you had lost words and your eyes would roll to the back of your head in pleasure of his tight ass.

AH bebe tienes un culo caliiente y apritado” you moaned as he began to ride you. “Oh fuck I’ma cumm” you yelled “Me to papi” Cesar moaned as he continued to ride both your highs as you hit his prostate with one final thrust sending him over the edge as he felt your cock paint his velvet walls white with your cum as he exploded everywhere on your chest including up to your face.

“Mm-mm” you both moaned into a kiss “that was amazing you gotta nice culo Bebe” “you gotta nice pene papi” Cesar said back with a smirk on his mouth before he licked off his cum from on your face as he kissed you again “Mm you taste amazing Bebe” you said to him as you both stayed there.

[calciumdeficientt]

oh my god please make some headcanons on nerds.. Thad Carlson..

Ohohoho I’ve been waiting for this one. Sat in my hovel rubbing my greasy little hands together waiting for a nerds request. Uuuuuuugh neeerds i love you nerds.

THAD CARLSON HCS

Holds the little bit of height that he has over Dan up as much has humanly possible. It’s all he has since his brother abandoned him to go warm the benches for the actually decent football players. Yeah he may be stereotypically cool now but who’s above average in both IQ and height DAN? That’s right. Its Thad.

Started the yardstick craze amongst the nerds, it began when he would slap one on the desks after the people he was tutoring inevitably fell asleep out of pure boredom -his teaching style is very much just shut up and listen while I recount the entire lesson verbatim. Then eventually he found that the sticks were pretty sturdy and good to use when fending off bullies or playing Star Wars outside of the library after all their lightsabers were confiscated due to the events of … the Bucky incident.

Thad is the nerd that’s least bothered about G&G. It’s not that he doesn’t care for it at all, he’s just less interested in high fantasy than the others. If he had it his way, their campaign would be on a shuttle fighting interdimensional space lizards and not picking mushrooms and befriending gnomes in the woods. He’s a total sci-fi freak, he’ll take literally anything he can get. Star Trek, Star Wars, the twilight zone, the x-files… so on and so forth. If he was a bit tougher i could see him really vibing with Tom about the grittier, more horror centric sci -fi classics like Alien and the thing. But alas, Thad and Tom are just acquaintances, in the sense that Thad is acquaintances with Tom’s knuckles and his firm grip on the waistband of his underpants before he gets wedgied so hard he sees the dark souls death screen.

He’s always had the lisp, it just got worse when he got his braces. For the first two years of bullworth he had headgear, which made him more of a target than any other nerd, he was glad to get it off but it was all for nothing. He still gets called metalhead, even though the metal is just on the inside of his mouth now. Thad had many many sessions of speech therapy as a kid to try and curb the lisping habit but it just didn’t work. He’s doomed to always say “thizzle thizzle thizzle”

Thad is very nearsighted, the lenses in his glasses are like the bottoms of milk bottles, if he was in a pinch they could definitely be used as a pretty stellar weapon. They don’t crack very easy which is good considering the amount of abuse they’re subjected to every day. He is usually able to buff out the scratches and still be able to see pretty well, but he has a few spare pairs in case of swirlies and other more unsanitary uses for his frames. He soaks the affected pair in disinfectant and wears a spare pair for the duration of the day. Once he’s out of pairs he just sort of shuffles around the school all squinty like Jimmy. This makes him all the more susceptible to bullies, so if he can help it he’ll cower in the library until classes are over, he’s always three lessons ahead anyway.

Has the most bomb music taste ever ( he mentions Elvis Costello in a voice line and real recognises real.). Talking Heads, Elvis Costello, The Smashing Pumpkins, Oingo Boingo. He’s got them all on tape, CD and on vinyl too. (Just you wait little buddy they’re gonna be back in fashion soon) one halloween he dressed up as Adam Ant from the Prince Charming album cover. That was until he was chased back into the dorm by the Jocks. Don’t fret babygirl they just weren’t ready for you yet.

[latibulater]

When Rusty is eleven, his father sits him down in the living room and tells him there will be a new baby soon. A lady friend of Jonas will be dropping off a brother for Rusty and hadn't the boy talked about wanting a playmate? It was true; Rusty was always asking for friends. This wasn't what he had meant.

He watched on as a room near his was converted from a guest bedroom into a nursery. H.E.L.P.eR. constantly whizzed by, claws full of baby clothes, formula, or toys. Rusty stared as Uncle Gentleman and Uncle Action helped his dad move out the queen-sized bed and spare workout equipment, before moving a crib and large bookshelf into the room.

"Are you alright, Master Rusty?"

"Kano! Don't sneak up on me like that!" He complained, but calmed down when the man's large hand ruffled his hair. Kano sat down at the table next to the boy and ate some cereal out of the box. "Aren't you going to help Pops?"

"They have it well in hand," said Kano. "You seem down and out."

Rusty crossed his arms. "What? No. It's just weird to see Pops not working on any new science project, or going out on the X-1 for a mission."

Kano ate some more cereal and swallowed before saying, "Yes, he rarely stays in one place. But, I heard he was like this when you were born."

"Really?"

"Yes, I was not yet...a part of Team Venture, but I've heard stories from Gentleman and Action Man of his late nights obsessing over what to name you and what books to buy."

"Oh," Rusty said surprised. "That's....that's really nice. I guess I never imagined Pops doing stuff like that for me." Kano sighed and took his glasses off to clean them. He was quiet before putting them back on. He placed a hand of Rusty's thin shoulder for a second.

"Your father..."Rusty watched with wide eyes as the strong man struggled with the shape of his phrasing. "Dr. Venture is a very passionate man," Kano settled on. "He saw, and still does see, you as his greatest project. One that required much start-up care, but needs less now that you are up and running. Does that make sense?"

"And this baby...will be the newest greatest project?" Rusty asked tentatively. Kano waved his hands frantically.

"No, no, no, see, ah shit, what is the right translation- Master Rusty, please understand," Kano said. "The new child, he is unplanned. You will always be your father's first born, his chosen child. Not that your father won't care for the new baby, no in fact he could have sent the child to the orphanage, but he didn't, because he is...he is a good man."

Rusty couldn't believe his ears. "The baby would have gone to the orphanage? Why?"

Kano blanched and looked up at the ceiling. "You see, um, well, the mother-"

A hand clamped down on Rusty's shoulder. "The tramp won't be in the picture for much longer," Uncle Gentleman said. "Soon as she pops out the bugger and gives him to Jonas, she'll be leaving."

"But why?" Rusty asked.

"She's a whore," his uncle explained, tapping his cane on the kitchen tile. "Completely unfit to be a mother, honestly the best thing she's done is tell Jonas instead of fishing it out with a wire."

He tried to the visual but it made Rusty nauseous. "If she's so awful, why did Pops make a baby with her?" Kano's face scrunched up, discomfited, but Gentleman easily explained.

"A man has to spread his wild oats, boy, you'll understand once you start growing some hair on your chest. A man can't always be picky about what field he's sowing either. I wouldn't worry about it too hard, laddie, you'll have plenty more to worry about once the little imp arrives."

Rusty frowned into his cereal.

"Oh, buck up, Thad," Uncle Gentleman clapped him on the back and walked away to the refrigerator. He opened the door, saying, "Being an older brother is supposed to be quite the privilege."

"It is," Kano quietly asserted.

Gentleman complained, "Why certainly, all my older brothers were privileged," swinging a pitcher of lemonade around. CLANK: it was set down on the counter. "Always getting me in trouble or taking my chores money," the man grumbled. The man poured himself a drink and did not continue speaking, reminiscing only to himself. Kano leaned into close the conversation.

"It is a privilege to be an older brother, but it also will come with its own challenges and puzzles. It will be your hardest and longest adventure, but brothers can become the best of friends. Plus," Kano smiled, "once the little one is a little older, the two of you together can team up on your father. Maybe force him to listen you."

Rusty giggled at the idea of him and a tinier Thaddeus hanging off Jonas,. Together they could convince him to set down his tools and listen to a show on the radio. It'd be nice having a literal brother-in-arms. One thought struck Rusty's brain and made him freeze.

"I won't have to change any diapers, will I?"

[bluejaysandblackbats]

It Takes A Village

Fandom: YJ98, Flashfam, DC Comics

Summary: After witnessing Bart murder someone, his friends scramble to cover Bart's tracks and stumble upon an international scandal as a result.

(Minor background: Bart took a gap year, and Conner did two years of community college. This starts shortly after Bart's 19th birthday. So, Conner and Jenni are 20, Bart and Cissie are 19, Tim and Cassie are 18, I made Greta 17 for the sake of the fic, and Judy is 15. I decided to make Owen 22 and Thad 16 for plot reasons. Clark and Conner are brothers in this fic, and Clark is 12 years older for the sake of this fic, so he's 32.)

Chapters: 11/?

Characters: Bart Allen, Conner Kent, Judy Garrick, Jay Garrick, Joan Garrick, Cissie King-Jones, Cassie Sandsmark, Tim Drake, Greta Hayes, Jenni Ognats, Thad Thawne, Owen Mercer, Meloni Thawne, Clark Kent, Wally West, Linda Park, Courtney Whitmore, President Thawne

Relationship(s): KonBart, CissieCassie, WallyLinda

Additional Tags: Serial Killer AU, No Powers AU, Angst, Dark Comedy, Bart Allen Kills in This Fic, Minor Thad Thawne, Separated in Childhood, Some Smut in This

Chapter Eleven: The Road to Hell

Bart lay motionless for nearly an hour, staring upward with laser focus. His mind played over everything he’d planned, and he kept his breathing even and slow. The door opened, and he heard a weak cough, Bart waited for the car to go dark as he raised up. His arms rested on his chest as he used his stomach to raise up, gently and quietly to keep from shaking the car. By the time the man noticed him, it was too late. Bart pulled the cord tight around the man’s neck, He leaned back, bearing down as he tightened his gloved grip on Dr. Donnovan’s neck. The man struggled for air and a grip on the cord, fighting for nearly two minutes before he lost consciousness. Bart held on for several minutes before he finally let go. The man was dead. Undeniably dead. Bart got out and opened the front door. Bart took a melon baller and scooped the man’s injured eye out. He set it on the dashboard, a tongue in his back teeth as he focused on the act. He shut the door with his hip and quickly shoved his hands in his pockets as he walked out the opposite end of the alley before placing his soiled gloves in a plastic zip-sealed bag. He walked to his grandfather’s office and washed the coveralls and gloves in the washing machine twice while he showered. 

The ice-cold water kept him calm while his adrenaline pumped. He slowly turned the water up as he deep cleaned. Despite wearing gloves, Bart still insisted on scrubbing his hands. He conditioned his hair, trying to calm himself down, but he was giddy and warm inside. The warm water didn’t help, so he turned the water down again, rinsing and scrubbing his body under ice water until he started shaking violently. Bart moisturized his skin, putting powder on, and lightly spritzing himself with cologne.

He stashed a few pairs of underwear in the locker and dressed in another one of Barry’s sweatsuits. He put the coveralls in the dryer. His sweatpants fit baggy and the sweatshirt swallowed him, but he left in them as soon as his coveralls were dry and put away. Bart’s car was parked out front with his travel bag in the car, so he drove straight from there to Conner’s. 

He was a day early, so Conner didn’t expect him. His hands shook and his heart pumped as he approached Conner’s dorm apartment. He called Conner, so he wouldn’t wake Cassie and Greta. And Conner crept to the door, half-asleep and smiling. “You said you’d be here tomorrow mor—.” 

Bart kissed Conner’s neck as he reached underneath his shirt. “Take your clothes off,” Bart whispered as he kissed Conner's neck, up his jawline to his lips. He rubbed the front of Conner’s shorts as he begged. “Please…” Conner pulled away. 

“Not here… You’re gonna wake the girls up,” Conner whispered. Bart let his teeth graze Conner’s neck as he breathed on him. “Let me show you my room.” 

Bart followed Conner to the bedroom where he dropped his bag and stripped down to nothing, and he lifted Conner’s shirt, kneeling on his uninjured knee as he kissed Conner’s stomach, his lips dragging against Conner’s belly button down to his waistband. Teeth caught Conner’s waistband, and Bart pulled his basketball shorts off with his mouth, his chin grazing Conner’s bulge on the way down. Conner stopped him. “What are you doing here?” Conner chuckled. 

Bart looked up, blinking hard as Conner pulled him to his feet. “I couldn’t sleep… I got so hard on the drive here just thinking about you—.” Bart stopped mid-sentence to pull Conner’s shirt off. “Why do you still have your clothes on?” 

Bart lifted him up before falling onto the bed. Bart kissed Conner all over, his mouth open and hungry, tongue tasting skin, teeth gently biting tender flesh. “Don’t stop,” Conner whispered. 

Bart nodded, spreading Conner’s legs to kiss his inner thighs. He lay on his stomach while he did it, grinding against Conner’s sheets as he came up for air. Conner reached into a tin lunchbox and gave Bart a condom. Bart was impatient, returning to Conner’s inner thighs. He sucked and kissed them, and Conner spread out on the bed, reaching out to clutch the sheets. Conner accidentally grabbed the remote, turning on the TV, and it drowned out his moans. “I missed you too… but if you don’t slow down—.” Bart pressed a knuckle to Conner’s taint as he took Conner into his mouth. Conner’s toes curled, and he arched into Bart’s mouth. Bart bobbed a few times before rising up for air. 

“You can cum. It’s okay… Whenever you want…. Wherever you want,” Bart whispered, almost begging. 

“I—.” Conner patted the bed, searching for the condom he dropped, and he touched Bart’s chest with it. Bart gripped his thighs, pulling him close as he thrust inside him. “Bart—. Fuck.” 

Bart pulled out, unsatisfied with their position, and he flipped Conner onto his stomach. Before Conner could catch his breath, Bart grabbed his hair, pulling him up by wrapping his arm around Conner’s chest, and driving into Conner by rolling his hips and stomach. Conner gasped, surprised at how fast and rough Bart moved. Bart wrapped a hand around Conner’s dick, licking Conner’s neck as he pumped into him. Bart grunted. “Cumming,” Bart groaned. Conner fell onto his palms, and Bart stroked Conner faster before stopping to spit into his hand. Conner reached for a towel with just seconds to spare before he collapsed into the pillows. 

Several minutes passed in silence. Conner lay on his stomach, his eyes drooping, and his body warm. Bart caught his breath, but he couldn’t turn off his mind. As soon as Conner started to nod off, he felt Bart grinding against him. “Bart?” Conner chuckled. 

“Please… More,” Bart mumbled as he kissed Conner’s shoulder. Conner lay on his back, gently stroking as he looked at Bart. “Can you—?”

“I can…”

**

Conner trembled as Bart kissed his neck and shoulders. “Okay,” Conner sternly whispered. 

“Okay?” Bart asked.

“I’m exhausted,” Conner answered. Bart lay on his side, pushing Conner’s bangs out of his face. 

His eyes softened as he looked Conner over. “Did I hurt you somewhere?” Bart asked. He could make out a few bruises on Conner’s thighs, and he frowned at Conner’s ruddy and sweaty appearance. 

“No. No, you didn’t hurt me… I just didn’t expect—. It was crazy,” Conner laughed as tears streamed down his cheeks. Conner couldn’t catch his breath, his body and mind were completely overstimulated by their exchange. Bart sat up. “Oh no, I’m not… I just need to cool down. You didn’t hurt me. No… I’m just a little overwhelmed. Let me catch my breath for a minute.”

Bart grabbed his sweatshirt off of Conner’s desk and offered it to Conner to keep him warm. “I’m sorry. Maybe I could get you—. I won’t do this—.” 

Conner pulled Bart into his arms, and he kissed Bart’s cheek. “You didn’t hurt me. I promise. You didn’t do anything that I didn’t like. I promise… How are you feeling? Do you feel better?” Conner questioned as he wiped the sweat from Bart’s brow. 

“I feel better… I couldn’t stop thinking about you,” Bart replied. “You’re so soft.” 

“That’s because I’m sleepy,” Conner whispered. 

“Okay… Goodnight,” Bart whispered. Bart got up, searching his bag for a sleeping pill, and he took one with water. Conner was fast asleep before Bart returned to the bed, and he climbed in, closing his eyes as he allowed sleep to flood in. 

**

Bart woke up before dawn, stretching out and glancing down at Conner who hadn’t moved an inch since they fell asleep. He pulled the blankets over Conner’s shoulders before going to shower and brush his teeth. 

After he got dressed, he joined Conner, sitting beside him. Conner smiled, still half-asleep as he reached for Bart. “You smell so good,” Conner mumbled. 

“Thanks,” Bart whispered. He traced the line of Conner’s jaw. “Gorgeous… Good morning.” 

“It’s morning?” Conner questioned. 

Bart chuckled, reaching under the covers to rub Conner’s back. “Do you want breakfast in bed?” Bart offered. Conner opened one eye. 

“Why are you being so nice to me?” Conner grinned. Bart scrunched down beside him, looking him in the eyes as he moved close enough to almost kiss him. Close enough for Conner to lose his breath. 

“I just want you to know how important you are to me… And I want bacon,” Bart replied. Conner laughed. 

“Eggs and pancakes too?” Conner asked. Bart smiled, his lips brushing against Conner’s. 

“Keep talking like that, and I’ll never leave,” Bart teased. “Go shower. I’ll start breakfast.” 

**

Greta yawned as she left her room, smelling the bacon, and she shuffled toward Bart with her eyes shut. Greta’s head drooped forward drowsily against Bart’s back. “Good morning,” Greta mumbled. 

“Are you hungry?” Bart asked. Greta opened her eyes and squealed as she embraced him. Bart chuckled. “I missed you too.”

Bart turned toward her, pressing his cheek to the top of her head. “When did you get here?” Greta asked. 

“Two-ish. How’s school?” Bart asked. 

Greta stood on her tiptoes, looking at the bacon sizzling in the skillet. “School’s fine. I’m taking a film class. I think you’d enjoy it. We’re in this unit called Elements of Genre. It’s a two-term class. At the end of this unit, we have to write a paper on our favorite genre and pick a few key elements from a movie of our choice. Conner said you were a good writer, so I was wondering if you’d proofread it for me when I’m done,” Greta requested. Bart turned the fire off and turned his attention to the eggs. 

Bart grinned at her. “I’ll do you one better... When you pick a movie, I’ll watch it with you. How about it?” Bart offered. Greta nodded excitedly before she noticed something… And she always noticed something. Even if she didn’t say anything. She cocked her head, letting her pursed lips tilt to the side. “What’s wrong?” 

“You’re different… Why are you different?” Greta asked. 

“I was sick last week… But I’m better now,” Bart answered. 

She shook her head. The distinct glimmer in her downturned eyes told Bart everything he needed to know. Greta saw the shift in his behavior, but she couldn’t attribute it to anything he’d seen or done. He pinched her cheek and turned away from her, trying to keep her from digging further. “You’re happier today. A lot happier,” Greta whispered. Bart pinched her cheek between his pointer finger and middle finger knuckles. 

“Does it scare you?” Bart asked as he leaned forward. Greta shook her head. 

“You don’t scare me,” Greta grinned. It set Bart’s heart at ease. “Cassie’s still sleeping, but I can wake her up.” 

Bart turned the fire low, and he shook his head. “Do you think she’ll mind if I go in there to talk?” Bart asked. Greta shook her head. “Can you do me a favor and watch the eggs? I’ll come back.” Greta took the spatula from him, and he left the kitchen. 

He entered Cassie’s room and nudged her. She opened her eyes and jumped. “Bart, oh my—. When did you get here?” Cassie asked. 

Bart scrunched his nose up as he grinned. “Two. I didn’t wanna wake you guys up, so I texted Conner. I couldn’t sleep, so I got on the road... If you don’t want me here, ” Bart teased, “Sorry, Cissie couldn’t come. She had a game.” Cassie hugged him. 

“That’s alright. How are you? You were sick,” Cassie replied. 

Bart softened. “I’m good. It was an overexertion thing,” Bart replied. Cassie frowned and nodded. “If I rest any more, you’ll have to put me in a coffin. I’ll bring you guys breakfast in a minute.” 

**

Bart typed his paper for class while Conner did chin-ups in the doorway. The news played in the background, and Conner watched quietly. Bart’s phone rang, and he answered. “Hi, Thad,” Bart greeted him warmly. 

“My doctor is dead… Dr. Donnovan was—.” 

“Which one is that?” Bart interrupted. He hated lying to Thad, but he refused to pull him into a mess. 

“I want to talk to you. I have to tell you I’m scared,” Thad cried. 

Bart sat up straight. “Don’t be upset. I’ll get you a ticket here if you need me. I’m not home until Monday, but you can come here then. Will you be okay until then?” Bart questioned. Thad sobbed and gasped. “Thaddeus, breathe. I promise you can come with me as soon as I get home.” Conner dropped down from the chin-up bar, and he cocked his head. 

“I can wait,” Thad cried. 

“Good… Now, give the phone to Helen or Max. I gotta explain this to them,” Bart gently commanded. It hurt his heart, and he had to step up and do something to make it better. 

He listened as Thad gave his phone to someone, and he could hear Helen’s boyfriend in the background. “Bart, what’s going on? Thad won’t explain anything to me, but he’s been hysterical since he woke up this morning,” Max asked. 

“He wants to stay with me for a little while, but he’s afraid you’ll say no. I told him I’d fly him out on Monday if it’s alright with you. I’ll take him to class with me,” Bart offered. 

“What’s going on?” Max questioned. 

Bart sighed. “I’m not sure… He sounds like he’s freaking out, though. I don’t want him worrying himself sick. Let me fly him out on Monday, Max,” Bart pleaded. 

“Okay… How long do you plan on keeping him?” Max asked. 

Conner wiped his face with the bottom of his shirt before kissing Bart’s temple. “Um… I don’t know. Maybe a week. I’ll call you beforehand if something changes,” Bart answered. Max hummed.

“You know what, Bart? I’m proud of you. I’m glad you’re offering to look after your brother,” Max whispered. 

Bart lay back on the floor. “It’s good… Let me give him the good news,” Bart replied. His stomach was in knots as he listened to the exchange. 

“Max said it’s okay… I’ll pick you up from the airport Monday afternoon. I’ll send your ticket tonight. Don’t talk to Mom about the doctor who died. Why’s that got you in knots anyway? Stupid sprokking doctors were evil. I hope they all—.” 

“Bart, don’t… Grandpa might—. I think Grandpa’s going to send people to look into it. Retrieval people,” Thad whispered. He seemed much calmer, but Bart could hear the fear in Thad’s voice. 

“What the hell do you mean? What do you mean retrieval people?” Bart asked. 

Thad didn’t say anything for a long time. “The people that killed our father and aunt… And people from the observatory. Lawyers and doctors. Scientists. I think it’s an observatory kid. It has to be. What if they—?”

“No one will ever hurt you again. Do you hear me?” Bart asked. “I will never let anyone do anything bad to you ever again. I love you, and I won’t let anyone hurt you anymore. Go pack. I’ll call you again before bed.”

“Okay,” Thad replied, “Bye.”

“Bye,” Bart whispered before hanging up. He groaned and pressed his palms to his eyelids. 

Conner leaned over him. “What’s the matter, hon?” Conner asked. 

Hon. That was cute. Bart smiled, but it didn’t take away the anxiety of Thad’s situation. “My brother’s freaking out. He wants to stay with me for a little bit. I said yeah,” Bart mumbled. 

“Do you regret it?” Conner asked. 

“Nuh uh… He’s my baby brother. I knew he’d end up staying with me once I moved out this way… He’s just a kid. I just—. I didn’t realize how much I cared. I just offered to fly him out. I don’t know why I did that,” Bart mumbled. 

Conner pulled Bart up into his arms. “I love you. I sometimes forget how big your heart is. I need you to know that,” Conner whispered, “You’re gonna be fine.” 

Bart didn’t say anything as he let his weight drop into Conner’s arms. Conner kissed Bart’s cheek, pressing his nose to the side of Bart’s face. “Can you tell me again?” Bart asked. Conner smiled. 

“You’ll be fine… And Thad will be, too. You know, this makes me think about Clark and the little bit of time that I stayed with him. Bart, take it from me. Sometimes younger brothers just want to know they mean something to you,” Conner whispered, “I try to pretend I don’t care, but I look at Clark like he’s perfect. I try to look for the flaws sometimes, but I know it’ll just—. Sorry. It’s not—.”

“No. Don’t apologize. I want to hear it,” Bart whispered. Conner smiled against Bart’s cheek. 

“I’ve been through so many phases because of Clark. At first, I wanted nothing to do with him. I was hit with so many comparisons that I was convinced I had to be his polar opposite to be seen as my own person… And then some... stuff happened that made me want to—. I didn’t want to be me, but he figured it out pretty fast. I think it made us close. We both had stuff going on at the time, and Clark was really understanding when I finally told him everything I’d been going through,” Conner explained. Bart didn’t press for Conner to elaborate. He worried that it would only open up old wounds. Without words or any idea of an appropriate response, he took Conner’s palm and kissed it. 

“I—. I feel weird like I’m keeping a secret from you… But, I—. I don’t know how to talk about what happened without feeling like—.”

“Is it something I have to know?” Bart asked. Conner looked down, pondering over Bart’s question. 

“No,” Conner answered. 

“Would it help me treat you better?” Bart questioned. Conner shook his head, timidly pressing his forehead into Bart’s shoulder. “Then, it’s none of my business… And until you feel comfortable, I’m okay with that. You’ve never forced me to talk about anything I didn’t want to.” And he meant it. It was an accidentally transactional agreement. A perfectly expressed and partially selfish loophole, but he thought his heart was in the right place.

[ametistacollinsworld]

♡ Uzi x Worker drone Reader x Thad poly hcs ♡

My 21 request! Hope you like!

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Omg- I'll scream-

I see you would have started dating Thad first, so the two of you after a while would have become good friends with Uzi, starting to mutually develop feelings for the female worker drone.

Dating Uzi can be quite difficult, as while she is a rebellious female drone worker, confident in her beliefs, and well emo- Soon after comes Thad, who is a chill, funny male drone worker who is concerned about your two overall safety, and then whe have you- well - You were you! (Lmao-)

If Thad really wanted to go to a party with you two, he would have to beg Uzi to come, as the drone worker didn't want to leave the house preferring to watch anime. But in the end, you always end up carrying her bridal style since she's so light, while she'd be blushing and screaming for you to put her down, meanwhile Thad would snicker thanking you for your help. (Come on Uzi! Your partners want to have fun with you! Stop being otaku for a few hours please-)

Speaking of anime- Uzi would love to see anime with you and Thad, talking about how the fights were "Sick as Hell",absolutely amazing, etc.

If you guys had a sleepover together, Thad would insist that you guys wear matching animal pajamas, with Thad's being a tiger, Uzi's being a cat, and your being [favorite animal]. (Baby boi and baby gorl-)

You and Thad would constantly visit Uzi in her classroom to give her hugs and kisses, making her embarrassed by the attention she was getting from you guys and her classmates who watched in surprise. (Lizzy would be like: 😐🙄 oh- okay- now go away-)

You and Uzi would draw a lot together, while she would draw weapon designs and theories, you would draw about her, Thad and your friends.

If the three of you guys were to go on a romantic date together, Thad would really like to dance something romantic with you and Uzi, while Uzi would just like to have a more intimate conversation with you two, something she would rarely do, but she have a lot of trust in you and Thad for this.

Basically you guys would be a wholesome trio, where Uzi would be the chaotic one, Thad the caretaker and You the one who would love them until the end no matter what they did.

[junespriince]

If you put a speedster in a hamster wheel

Jay, confused why you put this old man there??? Even I'm confused for him.

Barry, moved once and spun himself around and around help him please he's getting dizzy.

Wally, BROKE THE DAMN THING BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT THE BUDGET AND NOW HE'S SAD ADAM, YOU MADE HIM SAD ADAM!

Bart, he is cringe but he is free, yeeeeee

Thad, hates it but actually loves it he's just being a hater.

Jenni, has just been sitting here watching the world around her get destroyed because Thad and Bart are having fun.

Don and dawn, had to SHA3E, ADAM, OUR BUDGET THE FUCK.

Jai, normal speed because he's to cautious, LIVE A LITTLE LIKE YOUR SISTER!

Irey, I think that one was supposed to be for Wally but now she has it... Was the hello kitty themed ones... Adam are you on drugs when I send you the lists?

Max, laughing at Wally's pain than ate shit, karma a bitc— oh, you forgot to screw his together??? Adam??? We could have gotten sued if that was anyone but max, that's wrong with you????

Jesse, telling Jay to run like her so he gets it.

Avery, rolling, literally, she's rolling away fuck Adam you had one job...

Hunter... I understand why but the spikes does nothing to someone who can go through them so... Oh... You didn't put them on Adam? He did?? Wtf

Ace, ah he's having fun, good for him

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Golden pumpkins hunt

A short and little crappy story about our farmers and the madness during the maze on Spirits Eve.

Farmer OCs in this story: May (@poxy-domain), Zeke (@theambivalentagender), Rain (@silly-farmer), Wren (@girls4zelda), Bo (@boinurmom13), Miranda (@amishasp), Shiro (@shirokumav3), Myra (@seharuuchan), Marley (@mmarggsstuff), Willow (@vilochkaaa), Skylar (@justashamwithwastedpotential), Thad (@reallyghostlypost), Lucy (@doggoneaway), Bella (@ivquatro), Eris (@lavendel081), Elisa (@elisa6102), Hestia (@g0atmama), Fawn (@fawn-wickenshire), Josephine (@jazhand), Ziana (@nimillaarts) and Julian (my OC).

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"Aunt Marnie! I'm not little anymore, why can't I go into the maze...". Julian turned to Jaz, who had been begging her aunt for about ten minutes to let her enter the scary maze this year, but Marnie was still hesitant. No sooner had Julian greeted the two of them and congratulated them on Spirit's Eve than Bo pulled him back to the maze entrance.

"You'll see, dude, we're definitely going to win this Magnus puzzle! Especially since this year's prize is not one, but three whole golden pumpkins!", Bo enthusiastically tugged on his friend's sleeve, unable to contain his anticipation before the treasure hunt. "We'll divide the spoils, naturally: both get a pumpkin each, and the third... well, we'll figure something out!"

The two young men stopped near two artisanal arches.

"It's showtime, baby! Ok, I'll go left, and you go right then. Good luck, bro." With a Hollywood smile on his face, Bo clapped Julian on the shoulder, and disappeared into the semi-darkness of the maze.

The young man with multicolored eyes sighed a little tiredly: he wasn't opposed to the most exciting adventure to find the golden pumpkin, but before entering the maze, Julian wanted some snacks from the communal food table. The poor lad hadn't had time to eat before the feast, and the smell of spices made his stomach rumble and mind go crazy. But Julian decided he would help Bo win the contest first, because after all, three pumpkins was a very generous reward.

Without wasting any more precious time, Julian finally entered the maze. The tangled paths, the cold, penetrating wind, the dense dark vegetation on either side, the atmosphere and frightening scenery, the shrieks of familiar voices, the laughter and the rush - enthralled by the spirit of the feast, Julian even forgot about hunger for a while.

Continuing to walk further and further down the labyrinth, Julian didn't immediately realize how he found himself in a place separate from the main maze. There was a circle where Magnus Rasmodius himself was sitting cross-legged, and next to the wizard were Julian's friends and colleagues in farming - Eris and Bella were sitting on soft pouffes, holding cups with hot drinks in their hands, and Elisa was eating delicious white chocolate-covered strawberries. The treats were made with scary but still cute faces of all sorts of ghosts and monsters.

"Hey, Julian! Happy Spirit's Eve!", with her mouth slightly full, Elisa congratulated the young man. Bella and Eris also nodded to Julian sincerely happy meeting their friend.

"Greetings, young adept. Enjoying the festivities?", Magnus ducked one eye open, not taking a break from his meditation. Julian sensed a large concentration of magic in this place - apparently to maintain the summoned maze.

"Would you like to join us? We still have some strawberries and hot tea left." Bella moved a loose cushion closer and a plate of strawberries, which Elisa looked at very intently. Oh, how Julian wanted to stay here and have a snack!

But he made a promise to Bo...

"Thanks for the offer, but another time. I still want to win the competition."

"Good luck to you, then." Eris smiled sincerely at the young man, and happily took a sip of hot tea.

"Watch out, young fool. The treasure is guarded by fearsome monsters, it won't be easy to get it..." Magnus was pleased with his own cryptic and creepy speech, and hummed quietly, returning to his meditation. After saying goodbye to everyone, Julian rolled his eyes.

"Scary monsters, yeah... They're all fake for sure!" With that thought, the young man went back to searching for the right path to the treasure.

Walking past the plastic spiders (where Thad was able to hide and scare Julian enough to make the poor guy jump a little), he stopped near a huge cauldron where a green liquid of unknown origin was bubbling. Penny, Ziana, Shiro, and Myra stared at the bottom of the cauldron, mesmerized.

"Mr. Julian..." Ziana said in a slightly monotone somehow. "This cauldron... It smells so good, it makes my head spinning and dizzy." The other girls only nodded slowly to confirm her words.

The boiling water smelled like cotton candy, and Julian's hungry stomach twisted itself into a knot. Ugh, no, he need to move on! Overcoming the urge to stay near the cauldron, the young farmer returned to his original mission, intending to turn left.

"Nope, it's a dead end." Skylar walked out of the darkness a little tiredly with Sam. "Honey, maybe we can go back to the common table?"

"Oh, absolutely!" Sam was delighted, "Besides, the straw in my suit makes me itchy... like, everywhere."

Oh well, Julian thought, the search continues.

"Hmm, maybe I should turn into a dragon? Then I’ll definitely find the treasure..." Hestia stood thoughtfully near the fake tombstones.

"Don't cheat!", Julian said a little provocatively from behind, which slightly frightened the girl. Hestia herself was not in debt, and stuck her tongue out at Julian, disappearing into the darkness of the labyrinth. Giggling, the young man walked on.

Yoba, the labyrinth seemed endless to him, and his stomach is already begged for some food...

"You decided to take part in the treasure hunt too?" Julian didn't notice Rain standing in front of him. He nodded to her in agreement. "And you?" Julian asked.

"Eh, I'm just hanging out here. I like this creepy atmosphere, it gives me goosebumps." Rain smiled, pointing her hand at Fawn and Josephine standing nearby. "Besides, I decided to accompany my friends in case we accidentally stumble upon monsters." She patted the hilt of her sword that was strapped to her hip.

"Huh? But the monsters in the maze aren't real." Julian was surprised.

"How are you so sure?", having asked a rhetorical question, Rain said goodbye to her friend and returned to the girls, who were still looking at the house with chicken legs with delight and curiosity.

Her words made Julian's hand tighten his grip on the hilt of the dagger, which he had taken purely to decorate his suit... "Magnus wouldn't put people's lives in danger. Right?..." Now walking more carefully and listening to every sound, Julian I was able to go through half the maze already.

After about two minutes, the poor guy was scared again when Miranda's figure suddenly appeared from the bushes. The girl’s face was distorted with anger, and she confidently walked past Julian towards the exit, despite the thorny bushes.

"Today there will be one less stupid adventurer in the world," Marley said to Julian with a malicious smile when she saw his downcast face. "You’re on the right track, brother. The treasure is out there somewhere. I think"

"Aren't you going to look for pumpkins?", still in a slight shock, Julian asked hesitantly.

"And miss such a show?" Smiling even wider, Marley hurried after her friend. Julian prayed for the soul of that unfortunate adventurer who became the cause of Miranda's righteous anger. Deciding to find out about this story later, he headed in the direction from which both girls had emerged.

With every step he took, his hope of winning faded, and the thought of returning to other friends at a common table beckoned him more and more.

“Yep, I told you it was fake,” Zeke stopped looking at the plastic chest and just quietly snorted at Shane’s comment. "Oh, another competitor." Shane just smiled faintly, and Zeke waved to Julian in greeting. "Zek, maybe, to hell with these pumpkins? I’m already hungry." Oh, how hungry Julian is - you can’t imagine, Shane!

"Alright alright, let's go for the snacks. I hope there’s some honey bun left in there!' Taking Shane by the hand, Zeke led him towards the exit.

Mmmm, honey buns... Julian can already feel the sweetness melting in his mouth and...

"Oh man, there you are!" Poor Julian might have a heart attack at this rate, and he's too young to die! Ah, it's just Bo.

"We are already close, I can already feel the taste of victory!" Taking Julian again by the sleeve of his leather jacket, the two farmers headed along the only road that would definitely lead them to the desired chest.

"So, now we have to go here and-" Bo didn’t have time to finish when suddenly, before his and Julian’s eyes, the figure of their mutual friend, Wren, appeared.

"Agh, damn, I knew I should have teleport a little further!" Stomping her foot angrily, the red-haired girl, however, immediately turned pale when she saw Julian and Bo, and giggled slightly nervously.

"What the tutty frutty fuck is going on here?" Confused, Bo blinked a couple of times and immediately answered his own question: "Cheater!"

Wren only smiled even stronger and ran away in the opposite direction from the treasure.

"Hey, come back!" Bo rushed off after the girl, leaving Julian alone. Alright.

It became darker and darker, the cold autumn wind did not spare anyone who was now outside, and the stomach began to growl again. So having decided to finally reach the end, the young man already prayed that this would be the end of the hunt for golden pumpkins. He's so tired and so, oh so hungry...

And it seems that this time - finally - Yoba heard the prayers of one of the chaotic farmers in the Stardew Valley.

A large, decorated wooden chest - after so many puzzles and endless dead ends - Julian finally found the treasure. He had already stretched out his hands to touch the lid of the chest and rightfully take the prize, when a human figure again appeared out of nowhere in front of him.

But this time it was May.

The girl smiled to the fact that she had teleported directly to the target, but her smile immediately faded when she realized that she had been caught. Oopsie....

The two farmers looked into each other's eyes for half a minute, not daring to do anything.

"Apple cinnamon pie in exchange for your silence," May finally decided to interrupt this staring contest. Julian's eyes widened.

"Deal", Oh boy, you didn't need to say twice. After shaking her hand and receiving from his friend a plate with a still warm pie (where she even get this pie?), May took her prize from the chest and disappear once again.

With the satisfied smile of the happiest man in the entire Valley, Julian began to leave the maze, still holding the plate of pie in his hands.

"Well, did you get your prize?" Willow laughed good-naturedly, standing with Lucy near the exit from the maze. Julian just nods, and Lucy noted to herself how little a person needs to be happy.

[klaineccfanficlibrary]

Hi!

cw// suicide mention

I’m looking for a couple of fics I read years ago where Kurt ends up committing suicide.

In one of them Klaine is married and Blaine is cheating with I think it was Thad? Blaine realizes he only loves Kurt and breaks things off with his affair partner only to come home to Kurt dead.

In the other one, I think Kurt jumps off one of the buildings at Dalton. Spoilers! but at the end it’s revealed to have been a story Blaine wrote for a class he was taking.

Im not sure if they’re on ao3 or fanfiction.net but I haven’t been able to find them and I don’t remember the names since I read them like probably 10 years ago. I think one of the titles had “white” in it? I know this is a long shot but I’m hoping someone can help because I’ve been searching and I’ve had no luck.

Thanks!!

Hi - please check our Suicide tag. (TW) I haven't been able to find any that fit these descriptions - so maybe some of the fandom will. Especially as they seem to be pre 2013/14. They don't seem to be on A03. ~Jen

1 800 SOS by Copper Oxide

Kurt Hummel is standing on the precipice between life and death. His last attempt at life is a shakily-dialed call to a suicide hotline, where he finds the comfort in anonymity and confides his feelings to a stranger for possibly the last time. trigger warnings: self harm, suicide attempt.